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A satirical takedown of cable news archetypes masquerading as a chat show. Part 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 & 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴, part 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨—all podcast. DEBATE ME, COWARD! combines left-wing political satire, in-depth interviews, obscure topics and original music to create a truly unique listening experience. Part of the Permanent Revolution Podcasting Network.

The Socialists are Coming! 11/20/2025

The Socialists are Coming! DSA Wins Big on Election Night--What's Next? | Why Is Gavin Newsom Selling Trump Kneepads? (You Already Know) | Epstein Files Unite Dems and Reps | JD Vance Arrested for Threatening to Kill...JD Vance | Is MAGA Moving Towards Socialism? | Why Kids Need to Start Drinking More | Young Women Turn Against Marriage | "My Ex Stole my Childbearing Years. Does He Owe Me Anything?" debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/39105095

Beam Me Up, Charlie! 09/24/2025

Beam Me Up, Charlie! #RaptureTok Predicts The World Will End By September 25th | A Deep Dive Into The Charlie Kirk Funeral And Other Pent-Up Takes | Israel Erupts Over Four New Countries Recognizing Palestine | Who Is Valentina Gomez And Why Is She Running the Cringiest Congressional Campaign Of All Time? debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/38338115

President Meme Lord 08/22/2025

President Meme Lord Gavin Newsom's Memetic Assault on MAGA—Is He a Lock for 2028? | Israeli Pedophile Gets Busted in the U.S…And the Trump Admin Let Him Flee the Country? | Trump Personally Orders Border Wall to be Painted Black Because "It Gets Hotter" | Dem. Leader Hakeem Jeffries Continues to Refuse Endorsing Democractic Nominee for NYC Mayor | Mormon Women Can Wear New Sacred Undergarments. Some Wonder: Why Now? | Guy with the "Biggest Penis in Britain" Goes to UK Tabloids with the Ultimate Humble Brag. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/37916650

Red Hat Revolt 07/24/2025

Red Hat Revolt We've Found The Liberal Joe Rogan—And It's Not Who You Think! | Another Socialist Election Shocker, This Time In Minneapolis | Why Trump Is Struggling To Change The Narrative On Epstein | Investigating What QAnon Followers Think About All This | Beware of "Summer Long Balls" | Bohemian Grove Billionaire Forces Staff to Wash Underwear By Hand | Why Gen Z Is Staring At You | How "Solid Snake" Can Help You Conquer Social Anxiety. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/37529035

Sick Sad World 06/17/2025

Sick Sad World Deranged MAGA Hitman in Minnesota | The Looming War With Iran | Trump’s Military Parade Flop | #NoKings Protests Break Attendance Record | News Chopper Pilot Has Hot Mic Moment, Talks About Failing Marriage | The Rise of Soft Clubbing | ‘Idiot’ Tourist Shatters Van Gogh Chair. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/37035955

Cancer Conspiracies 05/21/2025

Cancer Conspiracies TikTokers Theorize About Biden’s Cancer Diagnosis | Terrorist Tweet? Trump Admin Threatens To Lock Comey Up Over “86 47” Photo | The Fertility Clinic Bomber Was Mad About Being Born | DNC Goes Nuclear On David Hogg; Voids Election Over “Gender Balance” Concerns | NYU Withholds Diploma Of Student Who Condemned Israel In Graduation Speech | 'I Only Fly First Class Because I'm So Hot - Men In Economy Won't Stop Staring' | Rhode Islander Ticked Off By Unfortunate Typo On Trump Watch. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/36651130

Elon Gets DOGE-Walked 05/06/2025

Elon Gets DOGE-Walked The Self-Own Recession is Coming | Elon Musk is Bringing Back the Company Town | Francis’ Last Wish: Popemobile Being Transformed for the Children of Gaza | Democrats Open the Door to Kamala Harris 2028 | The “Anti-Trump Bump” | NY Post Asks: “The New Rawdogging? Workers are ‘Barebacking’ on Their Way to the Office—and Fellow Commuters are Furious” | Transpo Secretary Sean Duffy’s #LatinaWife | Finally, a Real Man’s Sport! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/36449300

Going Hogg Wild 04/22/2025

Going Hogg Wild Outrage! Google Eschews Easter “Doodle” for 25th Year in a Row! | DNC Vice Chair David Hogg’s Plan to Fund Primary Challengers Ignites Party Civil War and Blood Feud with James Carville | NYC Mayoral Candidate Whitney Tilson’s Cringeworthy New Video | If You’re on a Dating App, Chances Are You’ve Been ‘Hatfished’ | Why Women Don’t Want to Date a ‘Red Pill Man’, Especially Among Gen Z debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/36257820

S&M 500 04/08/2025

S&M 500 Trump Crashes the Stock Market, FOX News and the Usual Suspects Try to Spin Their Way Out Of It | “Hands Off!” Rallies Bring Out Thousands of Anti-Trump Protestors | Members of Congress Agree: Jerry Nadler Is the Capitol's Worst-Smelling Man | The Cybertruck is “Woman Repellant” | ‘Hormonal’ Hawk Terrorizes Bald Men | Pro-Elon Musk Music Floods TikTok | Ye Debuts Incredibly Racist Song | Meet the “Loyalty Testers.” debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/36051635

We're All Socialists Now 03/25/2025

We're All Socialists Now Does Bernie's Comeback Tour Herald a Democratic Tea Party? | Former Pres. Candiate Jill Stein Gives Cop a Testicular Contusion | Former WWE Star Kane Wants to Wrestle Tim Walz | Could Zohran Mamdani and the DSA Pull Off an Upset in New York City? | Supergenius Elon Musk Takes Time Out of Busy Schedule to Balance Spoons on His Finger | Debate Me, Coward!: The Video Game. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/35849275

Be a Patriot; Buy Canadian 03/11/2025

Be a Patriot; Buy Canadian A Deep Dive Into the Buy Canadian/Boycott America Movement | The Democratic (Non)Response to Mahmoud Khalil’s Abduction by ICE | Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries Says "We Have the Republicans on the Run" | Congresswoman Posts ‘Cringe’ Video Full of Gen Z Speak | Police Officer Fatally Runs Over Cyclist While Watching Matt Walsh Video on YouTube | Texas Pastor Brags About Having Lowest Measles Vaccination Rate Amid Outbreak | 47-Year-Old Claims to Have the Penis of a 22-Year-Old – And Doctors Have Thoughts. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/35638065

DOGE Not Like Us 02/12/2025

DOGE Not Like Us An All-American Super Bowl Half-Time Show | A Satanic Cultist Demonic Anti-American Super Bowl Half-Time Show | DOGE and an Avalanche of Federal Funding Cuts | Trump says Not to JD Vance as Successor | Will Someone Please Think of the Grocery Prices? | Where are the Dems? Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/35257150

Speak Loudly and Carry a Big Stick 01/28/2025

Speak Loudly and Carry a Big Stick Trump’s International Sabre Rattling Continues, World Leaders Push Back | Why Is The Democrat's Response To Trump So Muted This Time Around? | Should Liberals “Turn Off And Tune Out” Of Politics To Maintain Their Sanity? | Prominent Florida GOPer Says The President Should Spare ‘Some’ Migrants | CNN Moves Away From TV Business | Democrats Lead “Buy-In” At Costco After The Company Stands Firm On DEI Commitments | Experts Predict What ‘The Penis Of The Future’ Could Look And Feel Like | The Carnivore Diet Made Cholesterol Ooze From This Guy’s Hands | Mississippi Lawmaker Introduces 'Contraception Begins At Erection Act.' debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/35049205

The Great Suburban Freakout 01/13/2025

The Great Suburban Freakout The Collective Freakout Over Congestion Pricing in NYC (W/ Roger the DMC Superfan) | CA Gov. Gavin Newsom Allegedly Faked a Phone Call with Pres. Biden to Avoid Wildfire Victim | Trump’s New Imperialism | TikTok Ban | The Bush/Obama Bromance | Phizer Vaccine Linked To “Unexplained Gigantomastia” (A.K.A Giant Breasts) | How Mormon College Students Trick God. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/34828735

Have Yourself a Cowardly Little Christmas 12/27/2024

Have Yourself a Cowardly Little Christmas The Very Best Clips from the Fifth Season of Debate Me, Coward! | PLUS: DMC Gift Exchange | A Shocking Number of Americans Plan to have Sex in their Childhood Bedroom this Holiday Season | Britain's "Most Hated Mum" Charges Guests £200 for Christmas Roast | OnlyFans Model Offers Horny Men to be a Stand-in Girlfriend for Christmas Dinner—for a Price. debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/34627750

Is Our Democrats Learning? 12/10/2024

Is Our Democrats Learning? Some On Social Media See Suspect In C.E.O. Killing As A Folk Hero | Democrats Gather In Arizona To Figure Out What Went Wrong | U.S. Gov’t Paying Elon Musk $849M To Blow Up The International Space Station | The "Very Dangerous Strategy" Super PACs Used To Boost Dems This Year | The Disappearance Of Literary Men Should Worry Everyone | Village People Alum Defends Donald Trump's Use Of 'YMCA,' Insists Song Isn't A Gay Anthem | “I’m A 34-Year-Old Virgin — This Is The Best Thing About Abstaining From Sex” Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/34359260

MSNBC Ya Later 11/25/2024

MSNBC Ya Later Disgraced Former Rep. Matt Gaetz Opens A Cameo Account. Is Onlyfans Next? | Rahm Emanuel Could Soon Be Back…as DNC Chair? | MSNBC On The Chopping Block As Comcast Spins Off Cable TV Properties | Penis Size Is Growing Rapidly, And No—That’s Not A Good Thing | Now Gen Z Are Waging War On Our Sandwiches! | Swiss Church Creates AI Jesus | You Can Sword-Fight At This Club—But No Politics Allowed. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/34131706

Killing Myself: Back On! 11/11/2024

Killing Myself: Back On! Who Is To Blame for Kamala Harris's Loss to Trump? Latinos? White Women? Muslims? The Left? Tune In To Find Out! PLUS: Pro-Trump Counties Vote To Secede From Illinois, Form New Red State | ‘No Man Will Touch Me Until I Have My Rights Back’: Why Is The 4B Movement Going Viral After Trump’s Win? | Russia Plans 'Ministry Of Sex' As Vladimir Putin Desperately Tries To Boost Birth Rate. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/33873417

Let the Finger Pointing Begin 10/28/2024

Let the Finger Pointing Begin Who's To Blame If Donald Trump Wins? | The DMC Halloween Costume Contest Returns! | As Harris Courts Republicans, The Left Grows Wary And Alienated | Is The 2024 Election A Repeat of 2016? | Kamala Turns Down Joe Rogan for “Club Shay Shay” | Why Gen Z Likes To Stay Home So Much | ‘They Refused To Let Me Go’: Japanese Workers Turn To Resignation Agencies To Quit Jobs | Australians Refuse To Wash Their Hands | Two Months Until The Rise Of The Sex Robots? Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/33634857

Scold to the Polls 10/15/2024

Scold to the Polls Barack Obama’s Callout of Black Men Not Supporting Kamala Touches a Nerve | MI Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Apologizes For Bizarre Doritos TikTok Stunt After Catholic Outrage | Harris vs. Trump Analyst Tells Panicky Dems: GOP is Creating Fake Polls | Elon Musk Goes All In to Elect Trump | Walz Launches Media Blitz Aimed at Male Voters | Wisconsin Woman Makes a Fortune ‘Bonking’ Old Men in Retirement Homes | Huge Alien Announcement 'Could Happen Within Weeks' As Professor Says 'We've Found It' Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/33459412

Mansplainers For Harris 09/30/2024

Mansplainers For Harris Trump Unveils $100,000 “Trump Watch” | VP Debate Preview | Virginia Republican Borrows His Friend's Wife And Kids For Photo Op | Democratic Men Take to TikTok To “Mansplain” Chapelle Roan | Why Jews Should Stand With Eric Adams | Remember That DNA You Gave 23andMe? | Dirty Tricks In Pennsylvania | October Surprise? Port Strikers Set To Disrupt U.S. Economy | B.C. Councillor Blames 'Leftist Extremists' After Blackface Photo Surfaces Online. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/33255132

A Dose of MAGA Viagra 09/16/2024

A Dose of MAGA Viagra With Rumors Of More Infidelity Swirling, Some Ask: Can 78-Year-Old Trump Still Get It Up? | Source Of B.S. Haitian Migrants Story Admits It’s Hearsay | Move Over, Ivermectin! There’s A New Horse Product In Town! | Porn Traffic Plummets During Presidential Debate | Trump Refuses Second Debate | America Is Fatter Than Ever Before | Clowns Are Cool Again | Cops Slam ‘Woke’ Unisex Uniforms As Policemen Claim Trousers Are Crushing Their Balls | A "Sports Bar for Political Debate Nerds" Opens in D.C. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/33065057

Hugger-In-Chief 08/05/2024

Hugger-In-Chief Democrats’ “Weird” Talking Point | French Pole Vaulter’s Massive Penis Dashes Olympic Dreams | New Republican Attack: Is Kamala Harris Black or Asian? | People Think I’m Too Old To Climb Trees, But I’m Still Doing It At 58 | White Dudes for Harris | J.D. Vance Tells His Pikachu-Loving Son to STFU | Graffiti Drama In Ann Arbor. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/32435747

Fight, Fight, Fight for your Right to (Republican) Party 07/22/2024

Fight, Fight, Fight for your Right to (Republican) Party Republican National Convention Wrap-up featuring Kid Rock, Hulk Hogan and Everyone in Ear Bandages | Lenny Goes Cross Country to Personally Shame Every Dem Not Backing Biden Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/32243222

Joe Biden vs. The World 07/15/2024

Joe Biden vs. The World White House Staffer Brent Studler Gives An Inside Look At The Fight To Keep Biden’s Campaign Alive | Lenny Goes Nuclear On Biden’s Critics | Penis Size-Predicting Dating App Matches Couples’ Sexual Mojo Using Just Photos Of Their Hands | Onlyfans Creator To Speak At RNC. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/32132282

Breaking Bowman 06/24/2024

Breaking Bowman Billionaires And AIPAC Go Full Throttle Again Squad Member Jamaal Bowman Ahead Of Tuesday’s Primary | The Ten Commandments Kerfuffle | Did Trump Lower Expectations For Biden Too Much Ahead Of The First Presidential Debate? | Pro-Palestine Group Protests Rallies Against…bernie Sanders And AOC? | Trump Jinxes The Florida Panthers | Who Says Romance Is Dead? Right-Wing Influencers Launch Campaign To ‘Outbreed The Left’ | NY Gov. Hochul’s Impending Mask Ban | Finally–Water That Isn’t Woke! Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/31859032

Israel’s Bot Army 06/10/2024

Israel’s Bot Army Israel Secretly Targets U.S. Lawmakers With Influence Campaign On Gaza War | Bill Maher Says ‘It’s Natural’ To Picture Trump Being Raped In Prison | A New Religion For The MAGA Faithful? | Kentucky Republican Beats AIPAC | Tel Aviv Debuts Special Pride Flag For The Hostages | Men Are Just ‘Bad Texters’ — And NYC Women Have Had Enough Of Their Excuses | Tokyo City Hall Is Developing A Dating App To Encourage Marriage And Childbirth | In Case You Ever Wondered What Jesus Wears In Heaven… Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/31673872

Please Don't Boo The Former President 05/27/2024

Please Don't Boo The Former President Donald Trump Gets Booed Off The Stage At Libertarian Convention | DeSantis’s ‘Freedom Summer’ Means No Rainbow Lights For Florida Bridges | Microsoft’s AI Chatbot Will ‘Recall’ Everything You Do On A PC | Thanks Biden! Daily Cannabis Use Overtakes Alcohol For First Time In The Us | Pope Clears Way For 'God's Influencer' To Become First Millennial Saint | Smellmaxxing, Explained | New Remote Work Trend? Working From Chuck E. Cheese | "Quick 10-Minute Bonk" Gave Woman A Massive Orgasm So Intense She Ended Up With Amnesia Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/31474957

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body 05/20/2024

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body BlueMAGA Decides A Little Sexism Is OK After Marjorie Taylor Greene Attacks A Democratic Congresswoman’s Eyelashes | Trump Wants Biden To Take A Drug Test Before First Debate | NYC Law Student Driven To Cheese Addiction By Pro-Palestine Activists | Nobody Wants To Monk Anymore | Men’s Hygiene Is In A Very Sorry State. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/31376622

New World Odor 04/29/2024

New World Odor Donald Dump Is Farting In Court | Campus Protests Complicate Dem/GOP Messaging On Free Speech, Safety | Gov. Kristi Noem Admits To Shooting Her Own Dog | Fox News Finally Comes For Big Shower | Kamala Harris Claps Back At Critics Who 'Love To Talk About The Way I Laugh' | Gen Z Reinvents Myspace | Thanks Biden! Cocaine Purity On The Rise | Christian Influencer Wants To Fight Taylor Swift Fans. Do Your Part! Leave Us a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/31024898

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