Debate Me, Coward!

A satirical takedown of cable news archetypes masquerading as a chat show. Part 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 & 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘴, part 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨—all podcast. DEBATE ME, COWARD! combines left-wing political satire, in-depth interviews, obscure topics and original music to create a truly unique listening experience. Part of the Permanent Revolution Podcasting Network.

🎵Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran🎵 04/15/2024

🎵Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran🎵 Ralph Goes Full Neocon Over the Iran Drone Attack | Fast Food Workers to Earn $20/Hour in California | Trump’s Chick-Fil-A Photo-Op | Biden ‘Supervoters’ Aren’t Worried About Election | Democrats Accuse Trump Of ‘Gaslighting’ After Recent Abortion Comments | Anti-Israel Protestor Riddhi Patel Threatens to Murder Entire Bakersfield City Council | KY Man Fakes Own Death to Get Out of Paying Child Support. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/30820818

Stop Thinking About Jewish Sex 04/01/2024

Stop Thinking About Jewish Sex Alex Jones Accused Of Sexual Repression/Having a Small Penis In Wild Debate With "America's Rabbi" | Lenny Has A Solution To The Israel/Palestine Conflict: What If Jews And Muslims Became The Same People? | Incarcerated New Yorkers Want To See The Total Eclipse; Gov. Hochul Say's No | Chicago Reconsiders ‘Offensive’ Plan To Rename Columbus Drive For Barack Obama After Outraged Italian-Americans Step In | Obama, Clinton And Big-Name Entertainers Help Biden Raise A Record $26 Million | 'I QUIT': Lizzo Makes Cryptic Announcement Following Biden Fundraiser Performance | Lara Trump Drops New Music On Same Day As Beyoncé — And Social Media Goes Nuts | The Wokes Come to Latin America: Give Me My Inaccurate Opinions About The Nutritional Value Of Pork Rinds Or Give Me Death! Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/30616918

Tik Talk to the Hand Because Congress Ain’t Listening 03/18/2024

Tik Talk to the Hand Because Congress Ain’t Listening A Deep Dive Into the TikTok Ban and its Strange Political Bedfellows | Hillary Clinton and Lin-Manuel Miranda Stumping for Biden in New Broadway Play | Kamala Harris “Broke Politics; Said the U Word” at MN Abortion Clinic | Crows are the New Pigeons | George Mason University Police Sergeant Arrests Doordash Driver, Makes the Delivery Himself | Bed Rotting Husbands | Are You a Floor Person? Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/30413828

Airlifting Biden’s Campaign 03/04/2024

Airlifting Biden’s Campaign Dementia Donald Is Losing It On The Campaign Trail | Should People Say “Rest In Power” For Aaron Bushnell? | Biden’s Gaza Airlift Delivers 38k Meals For A Population Of 2 Million | Another Bad Poll For The President | Hardcore Singer Accused Of Dosing Bandmate With Estrogen In Attempt To Steal His Fiancée | A New Company Is Shipping Arctic Ice From Greenland To Chill Posh Drinks In Dubai | “My Birthday Gangbang” Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on X @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/30213413

Jon Stewart Is Not Funny 02/20/2024

Jon Stewart Is Not Funny Lenny is Big Mad over Jon Stewart's Return to The Daily Show | Trump Booed at Sneaker Convention | 300 Pounds of Poop Delivered to Nancy Pelosi's House | MAGA Truckers Boycotting NYC | 30-Something Guys Can't Get a Date at Starbucks Anymore | Michael Rapaport’s Quest to "Find Apartheid" in Israel. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on X @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/30027418

Everything I Don't Like is a Psyop! 02/05/2024

Everything I Don't Like is a Psyop! The Taylor Swift/Super Bowl Conspiracy Theory | Chudstock 2024: Far-Right Truck Convoy Descends on Texas | Are Canadian Universities Bringing Back Segregation in the Name of Equity? | Kids Terrified as Republican Lawmaker Flashes Gun During School's Statehouse Visit | Biden Finally Takes Action on Israel...by Sanctioning Four Settlers in the West Bank. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on X @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/29797823

Iowa is a Dish Best Served Cold 01/15/2024

Iowa is a Dish Best Served Cold The Iowa Caucuses are here, but do they actually matter? Tune in for the latest on how extreme weather may affect turnout, all the weird and cringey attempts from candidates to spark some magic in the 11th hour, and an update on how Iowa Democrats are holding their own, non binding caucuses after being dethroned as the first state. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/29486573

Santa Claus Conquers the Cowards (Best of 2023!) 12/29/2023

Santa Claus Conquers the Cowards (Best of 2023!) Deck the Halls with the Best Clips from Debate Me, Coward’s 2023 Season! PLUS: Ralph Attempts to Write a New, “Non-Woke” Version of A Christmas Carol, The Debate Me, Coward! Gift Exchange, Local News Christmas Roundup, and More! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/29266588

Conserva-wood.....Hollywood for Conservatives 12/12/2023

Conserva-wood.....Hollywood for Conservatives Beloved Actor Scott Richey joins Ralph to talk about their new Netflix show "Ryan Murphy's A Christmas Carol" and Scott's single, "I'm Here for it": PLUS: -Ghana's Masked Presidential Candidate is clearly the businessman named Cheddar -Sports Illustrated has fake AI writers on staff -Washington Post says Liberal Gen-z women need to suck it up and marry conservative Gen-z Men .....and MUCH MORE Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com AND MORE! /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/29030438

House of Haters - exclusive interview w/ George Santos 11/22/2023

House of Haters - exclusive interview w/ George Santos In a DEBATE ME COWARD exclusive, Ralph sits down with George Santos (professional actor) and get all the dirt! Featuring: -Fun Atlantic City stories with Mr. 45 -What's Onlyfans?! -Where to do your Black Friday shopping -His Future Plans ....and MUCH MORE! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28758868

Heartbreaking: The Person Who Did 9/11 Just Made A Great Point 11/21/2023

Heartbreaking: The Person Who Did 9/11 Just Made A Great Point Ralph is joined by his personal Lawyer and Savior, Brent Studler for a very special episode! - Senator Markwayne Mullin tries to fight Teamsters President Sean O'Brien - TikTok kids fall in love with a 2002 letter from Bin-Laden....yeah, that Bin-Laden! - Riley Gaines, failed college athlete, thinks its too hard to tell your kids about black disabled Santa Claus ...and MUCH MORE! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28732433

Ralph resolves the Israeli-Palestinian conflict [UNLOCKED] 11/10/2023

Ralph resolves the Israeli-Palestinian conflict [UNLOCKED] In a very special UNLOCKED episode of our Patreon-only spin-off show, Wiggleworth On The Weekend, Ralph decides to do what no U.S President in history has pulled off: resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict! Featuring: A quick history of U.S-led peace efforts | The current effects of the Israel-Hamas war | The efforts to control media spin, including Piers Morgan's new friendship with comedian Bassem Youssef | A look into the Ben Gurion Canal Project and the future of the Leviathan gas field | And Much More! ceasefiretoday.com Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28586883

Spooker of the House (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL) 10/24/2023

Spooker of the House (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL) The DMC Halloween Costume Contest | President Biden Alienating Muslim-American Voters? | Is Hamas Going to Invade the U.S?! (No) | Biden Eats Like a Child | Deranged GOPer Leaves Threatening VM for the Wife of Republican Who Didn’t Support Jim Jordan for Speaker | Australia Hates Ben Shapiro | Could the Israel-Hamas War Be Biden’s 2024 Reset? | Censorship of Pro-Palestinian Voices | Italian PM Giorgia Meloni is Back on the Market! | And Much More! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28402502

Biden Builds The Wall 10/09/2023

Biden Builds The Wall J.D. Vance Larps as a Pro-Union Pol | Biden (Reluctantly) Builds (Some) Walls | Biden Dog Banished from White House (Again): An Interview With Commander Biden & Bite Victim Brent Studler | Woman Wins Montenegro’s “Laziest Citizen” Competition After 50 Consecutive Days of Lying Down | Ex-Speaker McCarthy’s Humiliation | And Much More! Special Thanks to... Commander Biden (John Sartori) Brent Studler (Ben Stadler) Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28260710

Enter the PanderDome 09/25/2023

Enter the PanderDome Trump and Biden Compete for the UAW Vote | David Brooks’ Dumb Tweet | Your NFTs are Finally Worthless | Shock Poll Finds Trump Winning Youth Vote | Tim Scott’s Imaginary Girlfriend | U.K. Moves to Ban American XL Bullies | Biden Set to Counterpunch on Online Misinformation | And Much More! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/28128650

Embracing the Doom Loop 09/11/2023

Embracing the Doom Loop Is the Republican Primary Effectively Over? Are We Slow-Walking to Another 2016? | "Thanks Biden, Now There's a Laxative Shortage!" | Ted Cruz Rails Against Beer Limit that Doesn't Exist | Do Polls Showing Biden and Trump in a Dead Heat Mean Anything this Far Out? | Biden's Books are Bombing | The 2024 Candidates' Favorite Songs | Affirmative Action for Men | And Much More! Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27994647

The DMC 100th Episode Spectacular! 08/27/2023

The DMC 100th Episode Spectacular! The Crew Celebrates 100 Episodes of Debate Me, Coward! | Ralph Has a Shocking Announcement | Oliver Anthony Isn't Cool Anymore | The Trump Mugshot | First GOP Debate Analysis | Biden Is Coming For Our Ceiling Fans! | Deplorables Display 16-Foot "Joe Biden Penis" at Park Where Kids Play Baseball | And Much More! Special Thanks to: Bernie Sanders (Jesse Fehr) George Hardy (Actor, Troll 2) Major Biden (John Sartori) Brent Studler (Ben Stadler) Sharla Lee (Author) Barack Obama (Bryan Pena) Richard Dawkins (Bryan Pena) Karen (Aly Hilgefort) Yung Buttpiss Chester Cheetah Do Your Part! Leave a 5-Star Review and Follow Us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27857805

Ohio is Good Again 08/14/2023

Ohio is Good Again Ohio GOP Learns Voters Aren't as Stupid as They Think | Dispatches from Iowa State Fair | "Oppenheimer Was a Communist!" | Move Over, Men: Women Were Hunters, Too | State Age-Verification Laws Have the Internet Porn Industry on the Defensive | Top Mountaineer Defends Walking Past Dying Sherpa in Pursuit of K2 Record. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow us on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27743106

Ammosexual Anthem 07/24/2023

Ammosexual Anthem Country Music Star Jason Aldean Gets Canceled Over Racist Music Video for "Try That in a Small Town" | Right-Wing Talking Heads Declare Barbie 'Woke' and 'Anti-Man' | Artist Featured in Barack Obama's Spotify Playlist Responds by Calling Him a "War Criminal" | Steven Crowder Sent Photos of His Genitals and Exchanged Drugs in 'Super Creepy' Workplace, Ex-Staffers Say | Woman Says McDonald's Drive-Thru Worker 'Disgusted' Because She Refused to Pay for Cop's Meal. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27544452

So Long and Thanks for All the Rate Limits 07/05/2023

So Long and Thanks for All the Rate Limits The Enshittification of Twitter Continues | Ron DeSantis Goes Full Homophobe In New Anti-Trump Ad | Sen. Rick Scott Warns ‘Socialists and Communists’ Not to Come to Florida | Mattel Set to Make 45 More Movies After ‘Barbie’ | SC Sen. Lindsey Graham Gets Booed in His Home State | Swole the Vote: Why Politicians Love Doing Pushups Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27369069

Cracker Barrel Has Fallen 06/11/2023

Cracker Barrel Has Fallen Cracker Barrel Has "Gone Woke!" | The Trump Indictment: Who Puts a Chandelier in their Bathroom? | The 2024 GOP Field is Swelling Again: A Repeat of 2016? | Can New Entrants Mike Pence, Chris Christie or Doug Burgum Actually Win? | Is Baby Gronk the New Drip King, or is He Just Getting Rizzed Up by Livvy? | Remembering Pat Robertson. Do your part! Leave a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/27110532

Over the Target! 05/30/2023

Over the Target! Right-Wing Homophobes Have a New Target | How AI is Already Influencing the 2024 Race | GOP Insiders Worry 'Teflon Don' is Back | My Husband Flies First Class and Puts Me in Coach. Is That Fair? | Human Composting Now Legal in NYC | Restaurant Owner Says Printing N-Word on Black Customer's Receipt was Meant as a 'Joke.' Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26982780

Chud News Network 05/14/2023

Chud News Network Ralph’s Not a Nazi, But Thinks The Texas Shooter Makes Nazis Look Bad | CNN Goes Full Chud With Trump Town Hall | No Labels Caught Tricking Voters To Switch Parties | Can Trump Cure Biden’s Ills? Some Democrats Aren’t So Sure | Right-Wing Goober Embarrases Himself Investigating Whether America’s Chain Stores Are “Woke” | #RIPTwitter | Russia Builds “Migrant Village” for Conservative American Expats. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26832456

President Reply Guy 05/01/2023

President Reply Guy Mike Lindell’s “Prove Mike Wrong Challenge” Blows Up in His Face | Can Desantis’s Extremely Online Campaign Actually Win? | Biden’s Got Jokes and Old People Love Him! | How to Spot a Fake Conservative with One Weird Trick | What the Right-Wing Takeover of a Progressive College Looks Like | Won’t Somebody Think of the Drug Dogs? Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26699205

Let's Go Brandon (Johnson) 04/10/2023

Let's Go Brandon (Johnson) Obamaworld-Backed Candidate Loses the Mayoral Election in Chicago | No Labels Thinks a "Unity Ticket" Can Win the White House in 2024 | Angry Middle-Aged White Guys of TikTok Go Ballistic Over Bud Light's Partnership with a Trans Influencer | TN House GOP Expels Two Black Reps Over Gun Protest | Degeneration Nation: How Gen Z Is Destroying America (Bestiality Edition) | Is Ryan Gosling Too Old to Play Ken in the New Barbie Movie? Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26491494

Perp Show 03/27/2023

Perp Show Perp Walk Watch 2023: Will Trump Be Indicted? | Canadians Love Dark Brandon! | Broadway Pooper Leaves Steaming Turds Next to Hillary and Chelsea Clinton | Trump Goes Scorched-Earth on Desantis | France Erupts in Anarchy After Macron Raises Retirement Age. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26346984

The Tucker Has No Clothes 03/13/2023

The Tucker Has No Clothes Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Said He 'Hates Trump' In Court-Revealed Text Messages | Rift in MAGA World: Does Voting Make You a "Cuck”? | Can Trump’s ‘Straight Man’ Lighten Up? | Silicon Valley Bank Implosion Has Crypto Bros On Edge | Whose Really Wigglesworth It? Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/26205495

A Twitter Tussle In The Swamp 02/13/2023

A Twitter Tussle In The Swamp Republicans Hold Marathon Congressional Hearing on Twitter Shadowbans and Hunter Biden's Hog | Did the U.S. Just Shoot Down an Alien Spaceship? | Trump Fumes at Super Bowl Halftime Show | Iowa and Minnesota Have an Answer to the Worker Shortage: More Child Labor. Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/25906644

Time is a Flat Circle 01/30/2023

Time is a Flat Circle New Year, New Debate Me Coward, New Presidential Election Cycle, New Ways the Youth is Ruining America! Decision Collision 2024: Who Will Run For President, and What Will Be Left of Them? | A Look into How Everyone Younger Than Me Is Ruining America | Special Report on the state of Boomer Cruises Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/25773351

Coward of the Bells (Best of 2022 Episode!) 01/03/2023

Coward of the Bells (Best of 2022 Episode!) At long last it's here--your annual compendium of the very best, crème de la Coward moments of the last year. From Election-Stealing dogs to Tik Tok Hype Boys turned Army Recruiters, Fake Weather Machines in Florida to Hot Iranian Assassins, this one has it all! Want to help the show? Leave us a 5-star review and follow on Twitter @CowardCast! debatemecoward.com /episode/index/show/debatemecoward/id/25488198

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