The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? 04/17/2026

Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will’s life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba 04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI 06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30 08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor 09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims 13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes 14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens 16:54 - Trump at war with everyone 18:12 - Trump vs. Pope 26:47 - Pope is weak on crime 27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics 29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory 43:58 - Christians in a tough spot 45:11 - Does America have the most types of people? 47:04 - Wrapping up Pope stuff 48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system 55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password 1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada 1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can’t stop ruining Will’s life 1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli 1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere 1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl 1:48:24 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40900845

Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail 04/10/2026

Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - “Civilization” tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - “MAGA” Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker’s not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom’s wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem’s main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40796890

The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem’s Husband and his Fake Boobs 04/02/2026

The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem’s Husband and his Fake Boobs Kristi Noem’s husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem’s husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 19:11 - Noem’s husband cont’d 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn ‘there is no safe way to strangle’ 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40706345

A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US! 03/27/2026

A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US! A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Danny’s spicy tweet 13:27 - Blogs moralizing 20:12 - Drawn-on freckles 21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality 24:06 - Cenk 28:01 - Erika Kirk 30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase 31:52 - DATES - Go to and for tickets 32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe 47:38 - Jesus was a pimp 52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands 1:08:10 - UK disability fraud 1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris 1:18:47 - Woman marries river 1:20:01 - Help my wife won’t let me sniff her panties 1:25:10 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40638080

Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary 03/21/2026

Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK’s Alleged Harem | Joey Avery 03/17/2026

Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women’s Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos 03/13/2026

Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women’s Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women’s day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war. Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to for your free online visit Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Feeling like Y2K 05:29 - Gen Z has no culture 08:15 - NYC Bomb threat 14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers 17:50 - Racism is back 20:59 - Taking the word back 33:44 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 35:20 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 37:13 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions 47:41 - Women’s CEO ETF 55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC 59:25 - Female megachurch pastor 1:03:49 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:05:59 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:36 - Ryan’s dad went to jew school 1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband 1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests 1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial 1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom 1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots 1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant 1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington 1:38:30 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40421135

The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins 03/05/2026

Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome 02/27/2026

Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette’s ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to to get up to 60% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia 00:25 - Canada Hockey 04:34 - Kash Patel’s cringe celebration 07:05 - State of the Union 08:31 - Danny’s precious tariffs got shut down 11:19 - Jack Hughes 15:13 - Dates - Go to and for tickets 15:37 - Patriotism 17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn’t greener 27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow 37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup 45:09 - Tourette’s guy 1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire 1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to to get up to 60% off your subscription 1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes 1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses 1:17:19 - Iran 1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson 1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career? 1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia 1:51:10 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40250130

Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off 02/20/2026

Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over. 03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment 10:31 - Millennials are cooked 12:00 - AI has some problems 18:49 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes 22:41 - Chinese AI attacks 33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot 45:56 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 47:22 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 48:59 - Nerds are hot now 50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys 51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over 1:05:09 - The “Stripper Index” signals recession 1:11:43 - “Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump” 1:17:49 - Gentrification 1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room 1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size 1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome 1:30:58 - It’s ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians 1:33:53 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40171290

Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals 02/13/2026

Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals Epstein’s friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Eventful week 01:08 - Howard Lutnik 07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra) 12:19 - Crypto crash memes 17:37 - Super Bowl 28:54 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase 30:26 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 32:07 - Right here right now sketch 34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it 42:25 - Buju Banton 45:16 - Danny’s Stand up to Goy Hate sketch 52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office 55:43 - Winter Olympics so white 58:16 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:00:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff 1:09:23 - Frozen hammer 1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel??? 1:13:30 - Steve Bannon 1:15:31 - J-Mail 1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout 1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing 1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown? 1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40073320

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? 02/03/2026

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response 04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen 20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview 25:51 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 27:52 - Bannon cont’d 42:27 - Ryan’s Heated Rivalry joke 46:10 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX 50:34 - Michael Sailor 1:01:51 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:04:06 - Peter Attia 1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman 1:23:49 - Epstein had low T? 1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern 1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do 1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39974210

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men 01/30/2026

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times 06:50 - Iran 11:30 - Sam Tripoli’s prediction 19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok 26:16 - AD - My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 27:53 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 29:38 - Gold prices 37:02 - Melania movie 42:57 - “Targeted sweeps” 50:25 - SNL vs. ICE 57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates 58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism 1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men 1:11:39 - “I let my wife have an affair and now it’s over. Should I console her?” 1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan’s wife 1:19:11 - Davos / group chats 1:26:34 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39930795

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks 01/23/2026

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - ICE 01:04 - Autistic Barbie 09:08 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest 23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good 27:23 - Danny’s video 32:30 - AD - Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at 34:29 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 36:22 - Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics 49:17 - New term alert 51:05 - Ryan’s theory 52:51 - Zoning in Texas 54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair 1:04:24 - AD - Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout 1:07:07 - Davos 2026 1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements 1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn’t want to murder her grass 1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down 1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in 1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain 1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call 1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs 1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog 1:42:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39830395

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out 01/16/2026

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Sh*t’s HOT! 01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place 09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests 17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham 23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown 30:16 - AD - MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 31:41 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 33:14 - Lashings in the square 35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK 40:00 - I’ve been mugged 3 times in London but it’s rubbish to call it unsafe! 41:03 - DATES - go to and for tickets! 41:58 - RIP Scott Adams 43:36 - Eric Adams’ crypto-semitic rug pull 48:54 - Fraud 53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain’t playin no games 54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout 1:02:06 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:03:48 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell 1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves 1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped 1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley 1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning 1:52:23 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39732310

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS 01/09/2026

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam’s legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39668865

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud 01/03/2026

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson’s insufferable simping. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Public apology 01:09 - Intro 01:33 - Somali scammers 12:43 - Government scams 18:53 - Kenyan army scam 21:18 - Burglary 26:00 - Austin 31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 33:13 - Mi-scam-i 37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran 42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife 45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry 50:00 - Rap reactions 50:47 - Stranger Things sucks 56:50 - Mamdani 59:56 - First black Briton was actually white 1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race 1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping 1:20:45 - Long stories from Women 1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files 1:31:28 - Mother gets her children’s Xmas gifts through dumpster diving 1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39597660

The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman 12/26/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires 12/19/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires White millennial dudes labeled “The Lost Generation,” Trump’s insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event 06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist’s palatial home 10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie 10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches 17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president 19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy’s name in Ontario 20:24 - Women’s tears lower men’s testosterone 22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner 25:59 - Conan O’brien’s birthday party 27:26 - Rob Reiner’s filmography 34:35 - AD - Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at 36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. 38:43 - Trump press conference 41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens 46:45 - Brigitte Macron’s got some balls 49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview 54:04 - Tucker’s pouch party 58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube 59:44 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled “the Lost Generation” 1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry 1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole 1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues 1:36:29 - Disability Tinder 1:39:26 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39464710

GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC 12/12/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll 12/05/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll World’s Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode Every Week: SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - She’s a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna’s playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money 41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39287230

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s 11/28/2025

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Men don’t listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she’ll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter’s OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK’s lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury’s Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39185775

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List 11/21/2025

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein’s weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman’s dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane’s house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein’s book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39119155

America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger 11/14/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled 11/07/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at Patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe RYAN ON TOUR: New York - Nov 7/8 Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Nashville - New Date TBA SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Letters to Mamdani 01:11 - Intro 01:34 - Welcome to New York 04:32 - Headphone Dodgers 05:30 - Mamdani 15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law 22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law 28:22 - Ryan’s England joke 30:31 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 32:17 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:47 - Ginger Terrorists 36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor 41:44 - Australia’s prostitution laws 52:23 - Mob shows 1:02:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:03:53 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe 1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz 1:11:58 - Mystery 1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani 1:23:13 - Mental institutions 1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down 1:29:35 - Woman’s husband finds out he has a weird fetish 1:30:50 - How to tell my family i’m asexual 1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour 1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug 1:40:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38946385

Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic 10/31/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys 10/24/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London “woman” jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can’t handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38764640

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song 10/17/2025

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you’ve ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38613055

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress 10/10/2025

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk’s group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan’s group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - ‘African Tribe’ in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - ‘I get more action than my Gen Z daughter’ 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry’s wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard’s nutty professor /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38533825

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival 10/02/2025

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38457485

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