The Boyscast with Ryan Long
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
07/04/2025
WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!
Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo’s WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs FACTOR - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Unrealistic personality standards 01:19 - Join the boyscast patreon at 01:32 - Intro 01:58 - Happy America Day! 05:45 - Diddy trial wraps 17:09 - WNBA foul 25:06 - Americans have passport privilege 26:55 - Alligator Alcatraz 29:03 - Candace Owens Trump phone call about Macron 30:56 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 32:31 - AD - FACTOR - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 34:15 - Pro Palestine bands face legal trouble 44:34 - Comics posting things that don’t need to be said 50:30 - Zohran Mamdani slammed for eating habits 54:46 - People angry at Dinesh D’Souza 56:14 - Hegseth stripping Harvey Milk’s name 57:40 - Alan Dershowitz has weird ideas about the age of consent 1:03:10 - Crazy Vancouver street name 1:05:33 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:08:19 - Queer spaces should be open to jews like me 1:11:09 - Gaysian 1:12:13 - Ryanfest 1:12:50 - Femboy reddit deep dive 1:41:42 - Wrap up
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Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
06/27/2025
Will a Socialist be the Mayor of New York City? IRAN, Bezos Wedding Protests & Hairy Female Armpits
Zohran Mamdani wins NYC Mayoral primary, the latest out of the Iran situation, and people protest Bezo’s wedding for the wrong reasons SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Open Phone - Go to to get 20% off your first 6 months Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments HUEL - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Nantucket Sleighride 01:12 - Intro 01:41 - Sharia Law in NYC? 03:15 - Bezos Wedding protests 06:15 - NYC Mayoral race 12:40 - Tariffs 16:17 - Dorky white guys 19:10 - Name pronunciation 22:17 - Iran 29:50 - Nuance doesn’t work on the internet 32:02 - AD - Open Phone - Go to to get 20% off your first 6 months 33:38 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 35:16 - Trump’s crazy tweets 38:24 - JD Vance on bombing mission 40:23 - Matt Gaetz’ texts 49:23 - Being deaf 52:43 - Cryatolla talking smack 53:26 - Disability pride night at the ball park 58:05 - Humans always form hierarchies 1:01:03 - AD - HUEL - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 15% off 1:03:00 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off 1:04:46 - Diddy trial 1:08:32 - Methodist church releases new gay song 1:11:20 - Whoopi Goldberg’s spicy take 1:12:13 - Kroger’s Juneteenth cakes weren’t a hit 1:12:51 - Viral hail satan moment at pride parade sparks city council debate 1:13:55 - Hairy pits 1:21:36 - Men, where have you gone? 1:28:11 - Femcel reddit dive 1:34:02 - Musk vs. NYT
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Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
06/20/2025
Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(
War with Iran pops off, Will Smith proves he’s not gay with latest banger, and the creepiest school bus driver you’ve ever seen. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs True Classic - Go to for big savings! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Lindsay Graham’s wet dreams come true 01:00 - Intro 01:25 - Show start 02:15 - Will Smith’s super hetero banger 12:13 - Kendrick 13:22 - NYC Mayors 17:22 - Father’s day is really about mom 21:21 - Lesbians marrying straights 22:11 - Weird bus driver 26:33 - Tiny cop 28:08 - AD - Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription 30:13 - AD - Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 32:09 - WW3 32:43 - No Kings 37:18 - War / Experts 52:16 - Cryatolla / Catty beefs 59:31 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:01:03 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 1:02:51 - Roblox ICE Protest 1:05:15 - Astrologers have weighed in on Trump 1:08:28 - VA Doctors refusing treatment for Democrats? 1:12:40 - Ryan snubbed for Heterofest 1:23:41 - Society may have overestimated the risks of the manosphere 1:24:26 - Minnesota shooter 1:26:45 - Dating site matches by browsing history 1:29:09 - I want to be dominated but i’m too fat 1:36:23 - Fathers day haters 1:38:47 - Santa Clara University is wacky 1:49:48 - War
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IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
06/13/2025
IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON
Top videos to come out of the LA riots so far, Gavin Newsom vs. Trump, and Greta Thunberg’s heroic flotilla mission ends in capture. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off PXG - Go to for 20% off your entire order MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Heartwarming riot story 01:42 - DATES - Go to for tickets! 01:55 - Intro 02:19 - Riot season 11:37 - Australian woman hit by rubber bullet 14:39 - Gavin vs. Trump 17:05 - Wild video shoot day 31:51 - AD - HUEL - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off 34:10 - AD - PXG - Go to for 20% off your entire order 35:51 - Top videos from the protests 45:51 - Kurt Russel’s “son” 54:04 - Flag burning illegal? 1:01:05 - AD - MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping 1:03:14 - Deportation hypocrisy 1:06:01 - Fractures in the right wing 1:11:53 - Conspiracies 1:15:15 - Naval & Chamath 1:24:43 - NYC Mayoral race 1:29:50 - Greta Thunberg’s flotilla mission 1:32:45 - Gaines vs. Biles trans debate 1:39:26 - My girlfriend was the town bike
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EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men
06/06/2025
EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men
EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men The boys join up for an emergency discussion about Elon vs. Trump, Corporations are rolling back on Pride spending, and Democrats dump tons of cash into finding out why they can’t connect with men. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Target ain’t gay no more 01:30 - Intro 01:54 - Emergency Trump Vs. Elon discussion! 31:51 - AD - Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription 34:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 35:53 - Main episode starts / Pride and Love bombing 43:34 - Coprorations scaling back on Pride 45:49 - Are “whipped” cultures more misogynist? 51:22 - Glenn Greenwald’s controversy 1:02:42 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:04:41 - Epstein 1:10:00 - Trump pardoning Diddy?? 1:16:28 - Dems spend 20 million so they can speak with american men. 1:46:38 - Elon Musk PBS clip 1:49:44 - Blacks only homeless shelters in Toronto 1:53:28 - Buildings bleed red for Menstruation day in Canada 1:56:37 - St. Louis sherriffs department to crack down on gossip 1:57:47 - Extra breaks for Trans people to tuck 2:01:16 - Alec Baldwin is a puppet 2:02:16 - Straight Pride shirt 2:06:03 - Eric Weinstein vs. Piers Morgan on string theory 2:11:01 - Wrap up
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Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,’ Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN
05/30/2025
Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,’ Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN
Tim Dillon’s unedited CNN interview goes viral, Emmanuel Macron is a battered man, and Jordan Peterson gets squirrelly when asked the tough questions. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! The Wellness Center - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for $60 off and free shipping Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off at checkout! SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 0:00 - JP on BC! 1:50 - Intro 2:18 - DP 3:20 - Jamaica trip 6:27 - Pool fight 7:45 - Softball game fight 16:30 - Offshore accounts 19:10 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 19:43 - Boyscast clairvoyance 20:43 - Brigitte Macron batters Emmanuel 29:36 - AD - The Wellness Center - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for $60 off and free shipping 30:47 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 31:34 - Peterson on Jubilee 44:10 - “I will be grilling my daughters boyfriend about his gooning habits” 51:40 - Debate shows / Tim Dillon on CNN 1:07:02 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off at checkout! 1:08:51 - Israeli Ambassador incident 1:13:54 - Tik Tok 1:16:19 - Elon Musk is done with politics 1:21:22 - Golden Dome 1:24:07 - Crypto Torturer 1:29:54 - Kai Cenat’s streamer university 1:32:33 - Spanking club
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Diddy’s Male Escort ‘The Punisher’ Testifies Against Him & An Illegal Immigrant Reality TV Show
05/23/2025
Diddy’s Male Escort ‘The Punisher’ Testifies Against Him & An Illegal Immigrant Reality TV Show
The boys dive deep into the P Diddy trial, a botched prison escape in New Orleans, and a new reality show that’s a real-life hunger games. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today at with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% off & a FREE gift Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan & Danny read their court statements 02:23 - Intro 02:51 - Get your freak off 04:52 - The Punisher 23:20 - Testimony from Cassie 26:48 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 28:38 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today at with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% off & a FREE gift 31:03 - The Punisher 43:12 - Escorts 46:57 - Canadian hockey criminals 54:33 - Candace Owens 57:42 - New Orleans prison break 59:29 - Ryan’s prison escape tips 1:06:13 - AD - Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:08:28 - AD - Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 1:10:19 - Ryan’s Review Corner - Chicago PD 1:15:26 - Illegal Immigrant reality show 1:21:07 - Pride szn 1:27:14 - Bieber 1:28:59 - No tax on tips 1:29:43 - Qatar 1:38:49 - La Jolla wants out of San Diego 1:47:37 - Seduction reddit tease
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Insane Woman Claims She’s a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope’s Based Brother
05/16/2025
Insane Woman Claims She’s a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope’s Based Brother
The Pope’s brother is a MAGA Patriot Memelord, A woman pegs men in the name of the lord, and AI Platforms can’t give a clear answer about the Diddy trial. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Ridgewallet - Go to for up to 40% off AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Stinky situation 01:06 - Intro 01:32 - Voice issues 03:02 - Casinos / The Sphere 07:45 - Blackjack with a fan 11:57 - N-word money has dried up 13:22 - Grok & South Africa 14:21 - Canadian expat bar in NYC 18:06 - South Africa 25:24 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 27:25 - AD - MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 29:55 - P Diddy 44:11 - Tori Lang / Russel Brand 46:44 - Keir Starmer going nuts 48:18 - The new Pope and his based boomer bro 56:19 - AD - Ridgewallet - Go to for up to 40% off 59:15 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:01:57 - Christian Dominatrix 1:21:21 - Vegas story 1:25:15 - Afghani man goes into hiding after the Guardian used picture of him 1:26:48 - Covid Zero nightmare house 1:29:27 - Kanye’s new song 1:38:00 - David Hogg 1:40:05 - Fat Black Statue 1:42:30 - How Joe Biden handed Trump the presidency 1:45:48 - Wrap up
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How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City
05/09/2025
How to Make $700K by Saying the N Word, Hired Protestors & Elon Musk's New City
Lady calls child a slur and receives THOUSANDS on donation site, Elon Musk has a new town, and why Protein is MAGA-Coded. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Protein is problematic 01:03 - Intro 01:29 - The right to bare guns 05:32 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 06:03 - Slur lady strikes it rich 20:11 - Portnoy’s bar drama 27:50 - What’s the crazy lady from the Bronx’s take on India/Pakistan? 32:56 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 34:47 - AD - Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription 36:51 - Race war! 40:35 - Protest actors 48:30 - Which celebrities haven’t benefitted from dropping N-bombs? 58:05 - Matt Walsh vs. Tucker Carlson 59:59 - AD - PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order 1:01:41 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:43 - Making a family is harder than ever 1:12:04 - Warren Buffet retires 1:16:29 - Elon Musk’s new town 1:20:48 - Zuck wants your friends to be robots 1:24:52 - Diversity Olympics 1:26:17 - Trump’s Dolls 1:36:38 - MAGA is the sole reason the fellas want gains 1:38:57 - Minimalist caveman skincare method 1:41:08 - Special delivery / wrap up
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Bill Belichick's Golddigger Girlfriend Needs to be Stopped! Fake Lesbians & Canadian Elections
05/02/2025
Bill Belichick's Golddigger Girlfriend Needs to be Stopped! Fake Lesbians & Canadian Elections
Liberal candidate Mark Carney wins the Canadian election, Bill Belichick is whipped by his 20-something girlfriend, and JoJo Siwa flips the script SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Chasing Jojo 01:24 - Intro 1:49 - Danny Boy & the Houston Bears 2:44 - Danny versus Gorilla 5:42 - Canadian election 15:10 - Heaphone dodgers 17:09 - Meme refugees 20:37 - Democrats are friggin swearing now 24:09 - Jojo Siwa flipped 29:30 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 31:18 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 33:39 - Suno creating hateful AI songs 41:40 - Ryan’s movie corner - Conclave 54:10 - Danny’s gay rap 55:26 - Bill Belichick 1:06:08 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:08:27 - Trump’s first 100 days 1:10:05 - Marcus Aurelius 1:18:14 - VA Speakeasy for banned books 1:21:59 - Deniro’s fam 1:24:33 - I left my husband for chatgpt 1:31:10 - New Term: “Body Roundness Index” 1:32:00 - Mike & Molly
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Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban
04/25/2025
Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban
The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/b and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss? 01:10 - Intro 01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s 04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber 06:15 - RIP Pope 13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs 17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation 19:43 - Podcast wars 24:30 - Dangerous ideas 31:50 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 33:16 - AD - FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/b and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 34:58 - Pushback 41:54 - Larry David’s op ed 43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok 49:35 - Experts & schools of thought 56:43 - China / Trade war 58:44 - Food dyes 59:09 - AD - HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:01:13 - AD - MAREK HEALTH - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:06 - Elon & sperm 1:08:43 - Lady spacemen 1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos 1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic. 1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist” 1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend” 1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates
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We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit
04/18/2025
We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit
Influencers are everywhere, Katy Perry visits lower orbit, and adults on reddit pretend to be infants. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Nate’s AI Controversy 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - Top Dog Law 05:04 - Everyone’s an influencer / blue origin 10:10 - Female plumber influencer doesn’t like being sexualized 21:47 - Gavin Newsom’s gone full bro 25:58 - Elon’s kids 30:03 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 31:38 - AD - VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 34:02 - Bill Maher’s Trump tour 44:52 - El Salvador 48:28 - Communal narcissists 53:52 - Gay Texas campground bans trans men 1:01:34 - Girls discover saving money 1:07:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:10:07 - AD - Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping 1:11:48 - Girls discover brewing coffee 1:13:32 - ADHD 1:17:50 - Deep dive into reddit “Age Regressor” feud 1:32:43 - Scientists discover why meat eaters hate vegans 1:34:46 - Canadian election 1:40:32 - Wrap up
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WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE
04/11/2025
WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE
Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Does cranking it drop your T? 09:23 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 09:46 - Pacman is for the boys 13:37 - T is liquid courage 14:53 - Sunburns are no joke 21:50 - Stock market / Tariffs 26:48 - Recession indicators 34:34 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 36:26 - AD - Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping 38:13 - Working at the garment factory 42:07 - China 43:05 - Recession indicator rundown - Going back to school 50:47 - Side Hustles 56:51 - Moving back with your parents 58:08 - Muslims the OG red pill alpha male religion? 1:03:15 - AD - PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order 1:05:16 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:07:35 - Scientology? 1:09:53 - Cory Booker’s filibuster 1:11:35 - Trump’s divisiveness 1:15:24 - US bans relationships between Chinese citizens and government workers 1:18:49 - Adolescence 1:20:20 - They’re banning Hollywood movies in China 1:26:10 - Griefer influencers getting locked up 1:35:18 - ‘Experts’ claim these innocent seeming trends may sway girls to the far right 1:49:19 - Wrap up
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We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes
04/04/2025
We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes
Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up
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800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
03/28/2025
800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez
Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off Meundies - go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: 00:00 - Tiger Wood’s new Gal 01:00 - Intro 01:28 - Electrocution software / back from LA 06:56 - Hustler interaction 09:28 - Bernie Sanders 13:40 - AI Down syndrome cam girls? 16:43 - Harry Sisson 35:55 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 38:01 - Indiana teacher forced minors to have group s*x while wearing Scream masks 44:31 - Woman strangled during conjugal visit 47:03 - Alec Baldwin’s bad new show 52:08 - Ryan and Danny argue with an AI girlfriend 1:00:36 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 1:01:08 - JFK and Epstein drops were underwhelming 1:06:17 - Trump’s bad portrait 1:10:15 - Tiger Woods 1:12:49 - AD - Meundies - go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 1:14:37 - AD - Fitbod - go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:16:38 - Self-deportation app for illegal immigrants? 1:22:16 - Woman attempts to “decolonize” her love life by not dating white men 1:35:49 - British Muslim land acknowledgements? 1:36:39 - Meghan Trainor and Ozempic 1:38:35 - 800 lb fetish model pretends to eat people 1:49:58 - Wrap-up
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Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle
03/21/2025
Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle
Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan’s old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: 00:00 - Polyamory 01:15 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 01:50 - Intro 02:16 - Endeavor Air strikes again 10:18 - Bonus season 12:54 - Confused fan 13:53 - Hating on podcasters / Michelle Obama 27:53 - Gavin Newsom’s Podcast 33:53 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 35:57 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 37:52 - Hate for Gavin’s podcast 47:05 - Meghan Markle’s show 59:15 - AD - Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 1:00:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:10 - Dominican Republic spring break disappearance 1:07:06 - Ryan’s old bodega guy is a SNITCH 1:14:38 - Bill Belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend 1:16:44 - Mozambiquians mining gold from bald men’s heads? 1:26:13 - Bad science 1:31:34 - Health warning issued to femcels 1:36:15 - Canadians who want to be absorbed into USA 1:43:18 - Canadian Trump Sandwich / Rage rooms 1:51:31 - Wrap up
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Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
03/14/2025
Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'
Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for being straight! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge - Go to to get 40% off VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 MANDO - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Micro Agression 01:09 - Intro 01:34 - Boys are back! 01:51 - Buttcracks were the star of Milan fashion week 04:27 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 05:14 - Ryan’s elevator situation 08:18 - Micro man 15:52 - Gabby Petito documentary 25:22 - Belle Gibson 32:10 - AD - Ridge - Go to to get 40% off 34:50 - AD - VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 36:52 - Tracker ring for couples 43:48 - Weeklong orgasm retreats for women cost $15K 46:38 - Swingers 53:30 - Tesla stocks 56:20 - Mahmoud Khalil 1:00:49 - Tariffs 1:05:04 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 1:06:54 - AD - MANDO - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:09:46 - Is Trudeau out or what? 1:22:58 - Transmaxxing 1:36:30 - Armie Hammer doing interviews again 1:38:45 - Soccer may actually need DEI training 1:40:04 - Scientist claims most humans are bisexual 1:44:33 - Ex-Starbucks employee claims he was harassed for being straight 1:49:07 - Wrap-up
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TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY
03/07/2025
TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY
Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to for big savings! Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump’s gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford’s brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers’ Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine’s spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan’s censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files
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Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent
02/28/2025
Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent
Stand up Comedian Sam Tallent joins the boys in Vancouver to discuss Musk’s Jim Carrey-centric DMs, going to Jazz clubs, and Travel hacks for people who don’t like traveling. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to for big savings! Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Chapters: 0:00 - Intro 0:54 - The goo in Antarctica 4:31 - Baldoni 6:15 - Musk’s DMs 11:50 - Canada Rocks 20:30 - Ride or die 26:35 - Hindsight 27:41 - Writing 29:49 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 31:34 - AD - Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 33:33 - Managers 38:15 - Travel hack for people that don’t like traveling 40:52 - Jazz 44:42 - Best old race to be 48:30 - 2 shirts become one 54:00 - Dicks last resort / Travel 1:01:35 - AD - Bilt - Go to to start earning points on your rent 1:03:07 - AD - Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off 1:05:43 - Man on the street 1:11:32 - Drugs 1:21:15 - Meth Reddit
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Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
02/20/2025
Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism
Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order Birddogs - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Chapters: 00:00 - Maximum efficiency 01:18 - Intro 01:42 - Faithfulness 03:20 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 03:40 - JJ Versus Audience 06:10 - Fear of flying = common sense 06:52 - Upside-down plane 11:00 - Endeavor Airlines 16:00 - Self-driving taxi 20:20 - Ryan beefing with ChatGPT again 21:45 - California wants you to drink toilet water like a dog 28:05 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% 29:52 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 31:55 - Elon modern day Genghis Kahn? 44:39 - Elon’s Baby mama drama 1:00:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription 1:02:17 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:04:24 - Musk & government secrets 1:11:01 - Elon isn’t as rich as you think he is 1:14:24 - Canadian guy selling his teslas 1:18:56 - What will we throw at Danny now? 1:20:35 - Blogger claims women are happier as crazy spinster cat-ladies 1:25:50 - “Her” in reverse 1:27:50 - JP Morgan 1:28:44 - Stop making fun of Jewish food 1:31:01 - JP Morgan 1:36:09 - Guy attempts to murder “Palestinians” in Florida 1:37:56 - AD - Birddogs - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat 1:40:00 - Germany going full nanny-state 1:47:32 - Pakistani grifter lady update 1:48:16 - As a white man….. 2:01:48 - Wrap up
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Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!
02/14/2025
Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black!
Kanye’s WILD tweets, booing Taylor Swift at the Superbowl is somehow Trump’s fault, and Ryan explains how he bullies chat gpt SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping Hims- Go to for personalized ED treatments Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Toronto Man’s Superbowl Reaction 00:43 - Intro 01:10 - No headphones on the subway 07:45 - Superbowl halftime thoughts 13:37 - Kendrick’s coded message for black people 16:38 - Snoop & Brady’s cringe Superbowl ad 20:05 - Kanye’s shirts and crazy tweets 28:37 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 29:58 - AD - Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping 31:36 - Why Taylor Swift being booed at the superbowl was even more chilling than you think 39:57 - Bigorexia is on the rise! 51:12 - Ryan fighting with robots 1:01:43 - AD - Hims- Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:03:49 - AD - Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:05:59 - Small boobs are all the rage 1:07:28 - Fat girl on breakfast club 1:09:55 - Bigorexia: wanting to get ripped is a mental disorder now? 1:22:47 - Ozempic making people blind? 1:33:24 - “Deep” dive into small penis problems reddit 1:45:25 - Wrap up
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CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING
02/07/2025
CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING
Facebook removes tampons from mens rooms only to have them replaced by protesing employees, an Indian comic gets beaten severely after mocking Bollywood superstar, and a Canadian legend gets his hog frozen to the ground during an arrest. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 15% off and a free gift for new customers Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription BILT - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners
01/31/2025
Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners
Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam the boys SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! PRIZEPICKS - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at True Classic - Go to for big savings! Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Chapters: 0:00 - A&E’s controversial new show 1:17 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 2:00 - Intro 2:24 - White house correspondents 5:37 - Strange times 6:39 - Deepseek 10:51 - The eggs are too damn high 12:11 - RFK getting flak 14:52 - Fat rapper sues because she couldn’t fit in a Lyft 19:10 - Like and subscribe! 19:43 - Steve Harvey scam 23:29 - Lauren Boebert misgenders someone 29:00 - 15% of inmates in women’s prison are trans? 30:54 - AD - PRIZEPICKS - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 32:51 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at 34:39 - Kamala blames husband for election loss 48:07 - Girls into politics 49:46 - Dr. Phil vs. illegal criminals 1:03:31 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 1:05:41 - AD - Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay 1:07:51 - Ryan’s theory 1:10:47 - Tariffs / AI 1:36:59 - Cantroversy 1:48:38 - Crazy ppl 1:50:07 - Wrap up
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ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders
01/24/2025
ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders
Elon and Zuckerberg are in the media crosshairs, A german neo-nazi changes genders to go to women's prison, and Tik Tok ban causes physical withdrawal symptoms. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off at checkout SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Vancouver: Feb 21/22, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore
01/17/2025
#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore
CALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny’s is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Branding is more important than ever 01:50 - Intro 02:15 - What a week! 02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife 06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote 11:55 - T**** Square 17:15 - The real reason tik tok’s shutting down 22:11 - Danny’s Crypto Adventure 29:37 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com/boyscast to start earning points on rent you already pay 31:13 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 32:59 - Moonboy Danny’s story cont’d 40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great 42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail 47:50 - The LA fires 50:50 - Julia Robert’s stance on looting has changed 57:45 - Will Smith 58:11 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout 1:00:41 - Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them 1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel 1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid? 1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas 1:21:31 - Prison labor 1:25:59 - Private firefighters 1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit 1:32:47 - New Slang 1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs 1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon 1:53:51 - DATE - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
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Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild
01/10/2025
Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild
Calling women household objects is BACK! Yale needs an entire college course to find out whether black and white women can be friends, and scientists determine that vegan men are weaklings that die young. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Huel - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order AG1 - Go to for a free bottle of vitamin D3K2, 5 AG1 Travel packs Talkspace - Go to and use code SPACE80 for $80 off your first month SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild
01/03/2025
The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild
Phish concerts are the closest thing to a white ethno-state, Charlie Kirk wants you to give your woman every cent you own, and Kevin O’Leary will broker the sale of Canada to the US SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Prizepicks - Download the Prizepicks app today and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly after you play a $5 lineup Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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School Shooters are Female Now, Colleges offer Influencer Courses & BYE to Justin Trudeau
12/20/2024
School Shooters are Female Now, Colleges offer Influencer Courses & BYE to Justin Trudeau
“Experts” claim hotdogs shorten your lifespan, Ryan experiences American healthcare, and science confirms women who can’t achieve climax have only themselves to blame. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Factor - Go to and use code 50BOYSCAST for 50% off your first month & free shipping Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 15% off AG1 - Go to for a free bottle of vitamin D3K2, 5 AG1 Travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life
12/13/2024
Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life
Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Tile - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! True Classic - Go to for big savings during the holiday season SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Dec 13/14, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Assad’s escape 01:19 - Intro 01:46 - Rotten Milk 05:16 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi 20:20 - Ladies Don’t Love John Hinkley 25:09 - Abortion 27:15 - AD - Tile - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! 29:13 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals 30:52 - Luigi’s back pain 37:52 - Luigi’s book list 44:43 - Apple’s running out of ideas 46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle 47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall 57:54 - AD - Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! 1:00:28 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings during the holiday season 1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull 1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord 1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada? 1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies 1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers 1:26:00 - Danny’s conspiracy 1:33:04 - Journalists cont’d 1:34:10 - Sketch idea 1:34:36 - Wrap up
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Hunter Biden is on the LOOOOOSE, & YMCA Songwriter Claims it's Not a Gay Song
12/06/2024
Hunter Biden is on the LOOOOOSE, & YMCA Songwriter Claims it's Not a Gay Song
Should Megan Markle go on the road to destroy more Royal Families? The true meaning of Brown Friday, and a group of women decide to scream into the ocean because….Trump. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Download the Prizepicks app today and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly after you play a $5 lineup Factor - Go to https://factormeals/50boyscast and use code 50BOYSCAST for 50% off your first month & free shipping VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 15% off AG1 - Go to to get a free bottle of vitamin D3K2, AG1 Travel packs and a free gift SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Dec 13/14, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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