The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban 04/25/2025

Responding to the Douglas Murray vs Dave Smith Podcast Wars, Dead Popes & Gays in the Taliban The Pope returns to the great beyond, Podcasters are at war, and people are not happy about the female Spacemen SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/b and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments MAREK HEALTH - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Marriage contributes to memory loss? 01:10 - Intro 01:37 - Danny got e-coli from Timmy’s 04:20 - Ryan accidentally went to an influencer barber 06:15 - RIP Pope 13:36 - Canadian election & Boomer libs 17:20 - Kanye West’s latest revelation 19:43 - Podcast wars 24:30 - Dangerous ideas 31:50 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 33:16 - AD - FACTOR - Go to https://factormeals.com/b and use the code BOYSCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 34:58 - Pushback 41:54 - Larry David’s op ed 43:35 - Twitter vs. Tik Tok 49:35 - Experts & schools of thought 56:43 - China / Trade war 58:44 - Food dyes 59:09 - AD - HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:01:13 - AD - MAREK HEALTH - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:03:06 - Elon & sperm 1:08:43 - Lady spacemen 1:16:11 - Gayle King’s response to backlash / Bezos 1:29:03 - Gen Z is dating younger men because older men are toxic and also dating older men because young men are toxic. 1:32:53 - “I had a gay holiday fling with a Taliban terrorist” 1:37:43 - “I caught my husband goofing off with a male friend” 1:43:51 - Wrap up / dates /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/36303795

We Have Female Plumbing Influencers Now!! Blue Origin Girlboss Flight & Adult baby Reddit 04/18/2025

WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE 04/11/2025

WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26, Calgary: May 2-3, Uncasville: May 8-10, San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Does cranking it drop your T? 09:23 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 09:46 - Pacman is for the boys 13:37 - T is liquid courage 14:53 - Sunburns are no joke 21:50 - Stock market / Tariffs 26:48 - Recession indicators 34:34 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 36:26 - AD - Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping 38:13 - Working at the garment factory 42:07 - China 43:05 - Recession indicator rundown - Going back to school 50:47 - Side Hustles 56:51 - Moving back with your parents 58:08 - Muslims the OG red pill alpha male religion? 1:03:15 - AD - PXG - Go to to save 20% off your entire order 1:05:16 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:07:35 - Scientology? 1:09:53 - Cory Booker’s filibuster 1:11:35 - Trump’s divisiveness 1:15:24 - US bans relationships between Chinese citizens and government workers 1:18:49 - Adolescence 1:20:20 - They’re banning Hollywood movies in China 1:26:10 - Griefer influencers getting locked up 1:35:18 - ‘Experts’ claim these innocent seeming trends may sway girls to the far right 1:49:19 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/36091395

We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes 04/04/2025

We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35999540

800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez 03/28/2025

Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle 03/21/2025

Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan’s old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: 00:00 - Polyamory 01:15 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 01:50 - Intro 02:16 - Endeavor Air strikes again 10:18 - Bonus season 12:54 - Confused fan 13:53 - Hating on podcasters / Michelle Obama 27:53 - Gavin Newsom’s Podcast 33:53 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 35:57 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 37:52 - Hate for Gavin’s podcast 47:05 - Meghan Markle’s show 59:15 - AD - Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 1:00:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:10 - Dominican Republic spring break disappearance 1:07:06 - Ryan’s old bodega guy is a SNITCH 1:14:38 - Bill Belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend 1:16:44 - Mozambiquians mining gold from bald men’s heads? 1:26:13 - Bad science 1:31:34 - Health warning issued to femcels 1:36:15 - Canadians who want to be absorbed into USA 1:43:18 - Canadian Trump Sandwich / Rage rooms 1:51:31 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35800190

Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis' 03/14/2025

Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis' Most humans are bisexual - claims scientist, the fellas dive into the Gabby Petito documentary, and Starbucks ex-employee claims he was harassed for being straight! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Ridge - Go to to get 40% off VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 MANDO - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Micro Agression 01:09 - Intro 01:34 - Boys are back! 01:51 - Buttcracks were the star of Milan fashion week 04:27 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 05:14 - Ryan’s elevator situation 08:18 - Micro man 15:52 - Gabby Petito documentary 25:22 - Belle Gibson 32:10 - AD - Ridge - Go to to get 40% off 34:50 - AD - VIIA - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 15% off and a free gift for new customers 36:52 - Tracker ring for couples 43:48 - Weeklong orgasm retreats for women cost $15K 46:38 - Swingers 53:30 - Tesla stocks 56:20 - Mahmoud Khalil 1:00:49 - Tariffs 1:05:04 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping for orders over $75 1:06:54 - AD - MANDO - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off your order 1:09:46 - Is Trudeau out or what? 1:22:58 - Transmaxxing 1:36:30 - Armie Hammer doing interviews again 1:38:45 - Soccer may actually need DEI training 1:40:04 - Scientist claims most humans are bisexual 1:44:33 - Ex-Starbucks employee claims he was harassed for being straight 1:49:07 - Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35680695

TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY 03/07/2025

TRUMP vs ZELENSKY vs CASEY ANTHONY Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie “The Fire” Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump’s state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to for big savings! Factor - Go to and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump’s gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford’s brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers’ Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine’s spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan’s censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35569545

Aging Into an Old Jamaican Man, Ryan Reynolds & the INSANE M*th Subreddit w/ Sam Tallent 02/28/2025

Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism 02/20/2025

Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism Jewish Florida Man attempts to murder a pair of “Palestinians,” Germany is going full nanny-state, and Endeavor Airlines prefers female pilots, what could go wrong? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order Birddogs - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Chapters: 00:00 - Maximum efficiency 01:18 - Intro 01:42 - Faithfulness 03:20 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 03:40 - JJ Versus Audience 06:10 - Fear of flying = common sense 06:52 - Upside-down plane 11:00 - Endeavor Airlines 16:00 - Self-driving taxi 20:20 - Ryan beefing with ChatGPT again 21:45 - California wants you to drink toilet water like a dog 28:05 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% 29:52 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 31:55 - Elon modern day Genghis Kahn? 44:39 - Elon’s Baby mama drama 1:00:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription 1:02:17 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:04:24 - Musk & government secrets 1:11:01 - Elon isn’t as rich as you think he is 1:14:24 - Canadian guy selling his teslas 1:18:56 - What will we throw at Danny now? 1:20:35 - Blogger claims women are happier as crazy spinster cat-ladies 1:25:50 - “Her” in reverse 1:27:50 - JP Morgan 1:28:44 - Stop making fun of Jewish food 1:31:01 - JP Morgan 1:36:09 - Guy attempts to murder “Palestinians” in Florida 1:37:56 - AD - Birddogs - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a free hat 1:40:00 - Germany going full nanny-state 1:47:32 - Pakistani grifter lady update 1:48:16 - As a white man….. 2:01:48 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35373245

Chicks are Mad Spaces Aren't Gendered Anymore & If You Didn't Like Kendrick You Ain't Black! 02/14/2025

CANDIANS BECOME THE NUMBER 1 RECIPIENT OF HATE & BLAKE LIVELY CAN'T STOP FARTING 02/07/2025

Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners 01/31/2025

Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam the boys SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! PRIZEPICKS - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at True Classic - Go to for big savings! Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Chapters: 0:00 - A&E’s controversial new show 1:17 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 2:00 - Intro 2:24 - White house correspondents 5:37 - Strange times 6:39 - Deepseek 10:51 - The eggs are too damn high 12:11 - RFK getting flak 14:52 - Fat rapper sues because she couldn’t fit in a Lyft 19:10 - Like and subscribe! 19:43 - Steve Harvey scam 23:29 - Lauren Boebert misgenders someone 29:00 - 15% of inmates in women’s prison are trans? 30:54 - AD - PRIZEPICKS - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 32:51 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at 34:39 - Kamala blames husband for election loss 48:07 - Girls into politics 49:46 - Dr. Phil vs. illegal criminals 1:03:31 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 1:05:41 - AD - Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay 1:07:51 - Ryan’s theory 1:10:47 - Tariffs / AI 1:36:59 - Cantroversy 1:48:38 - Crazy ppl 1:50:07 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/35092690

ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders 01/24/2025

#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore 01/17/2025

#277 Kimmel Cries, Newsom Lies & Julia Roberts Doesn't like Looters Anymore CALFORNIA IS ON FIRE, Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them, America is China Now, Danny’s is a Crypto God, Migrants Box in a French Theatre, and the REAL reason Tik Tok is shutting down SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bilt - Go to to start earning points on rent you already pay Meundies - Go to to get 20% off and free shipping Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Branding is more important than ever 01:50 - Intro 02:15 - What a week! 02:25 - Hugh Jackman is divorcing his wife 06:29 - Danny already got banned from Rednote 11:55 - T**** Square 17:15 - The real reason tik tok’s shutting down 22:11 - Danny’s Crypto Adventure 29:37 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com/boyscast to start earning points on rent you already pay 31:13 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast to get 20% off and free shipping 32:59 - Moonboy Danny’s story cont’d 40:58 - They gayed up Alexander the Great 42:51 - Prison shows / Guy Jail vs. Girl Jail 47:50 - The LA fires 50:50 - Julia Robert’s stance on looting has changed 57:45 - Will Smith 58:11 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to save 10% at checkout 1:00:41 - Celebrities can’t understand why people don’t feel bad for them 1:14:05 - Bill Burr on Kimmel 1:16:25 - Newsom a reptoid? 1:19:26 - Firefighter faux pas 1:21:31 - Prison labor 1:25:59 - Private firefighters 1:29:37 - Goon cave subreddit 1:32:47 - New Slang 1:39:18 - The Cool Tech CEOs 1:46:08 - Bannon tees off on Elon 1:53:51 - DATE - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/34889955

Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild 01/10/2025

The Boyscast gets Replaced by Indians, Another Women's Sports Bar Closes & 2025 Already Wild 01/03/2025

School Shooters are Female Now, Colleges offer Influencer Courses & BYE to Justin Trudeau 12/20/2024

Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life 12/13/2024

Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Tile - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! True Classic - Go to for big savings during the holiday season SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Dec 13/14, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy 00:00 - Assad’s escape 01:19 - Intro 01:46 - Rotten Milk 05:16 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi 20:20 - Ladies Don’t Love John Hinkley 25:09 - Abortion 27:15 - AD - Tile - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! 29:13 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals 30:52 - Luigi’s back pain 37:52 - Luigi’s book list 44:43 - Apple’s running out of ideas 46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle 47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall 57:54 - AD - Mando - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! 1:00:28 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings during the holiday season 1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull 1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord 1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada? 1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies 1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers 1:26:00 - Danny’s conspiracy 1:33:04 - Journalists cont’d 1:34:10 - Sketch idea 1:34:36 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/34424880