The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? 02/03/2026

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response 04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen 20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview 25:51 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 27:52 - Bannon cont’d 42:27 - Ryan’s Heated Rivalry joke 46:10 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX 50:34 - Michael Sailor 1:01:51 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:04:06 - Peter Attia 1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman 1:23:49 - Epstein had low T? 1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern 1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do 1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39974210

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men 01/30/2026

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times 06:50 - Iran 11:30 - Sam Tripoli’s prediction 19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok 26:16 - AD - My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 27:53 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 29:38 - Gold prices 37:02 - Melania movie 42:57 - “Targeted sweeps” 50:25 - SNL vs. ICE 57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates 58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism 1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men 1:11:39 - “I let my wife have an affair and now it’s over. Should I console her?” 1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan’s wife 1:19:11 - Davos / group chats 1:26:34 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39930795

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks 01/23/2026

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - ICE 01:04 - Autistic Barbie 09:08 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest 23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good 27:23 - Danny’s video 32:30 - AD - Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at 34:29 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 36:22 - Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics 49:17 - New term alert 51:05 - Ryan’s theory 52:51 - Zoning in Texas 54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair 1:04:24 - AD - Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout 1:07:07 - Davos 2026 1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements 1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn’t want to murder her grass 1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down 1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in 1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain 1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call 1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs 1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog 1:42:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39830395

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out 01/16/2026

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Sh*t’s HOT! 01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place 09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests 17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham 23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown 30:16 - AD - MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 31:41 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 33:14 - Lashings in the square 35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK 40:00 - I’ve been mugged 3 times in London but it’s rubbish to call it unsafe! 41:03 - DATES - go to and for tickets! 41:58 - RIP Scott Adams 43:36 - Eric Adams’ crypto-semitic rug pull 48:54 - Fraud 53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain’t playin no games 54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout 1:02:06 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:03:48 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell 1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves 1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped 1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley 1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning 1:52:23 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39732310

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS 01/09/2026

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam’s legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39668865

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud 01/03/2026

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson’s insufferable simping. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Public apology 01:09 - Intro 01:33 - Somali scammers 12:43 - Government scams 18:53 - Kenyan army scam 21:18 - Burglary 26:00 - Austin 31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 33:13 - Mi-scam-i 37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran 42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife 45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry 50:00 - Rap reactions 50:47 - Stranger Things sucks 56:50 - Mamdani 59:56 - First black Briton was actually white 1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race 1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping 1:20:45 - Long stories from Women 1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files 1:31:28 - Mother gets her children’s Xmas gifts through dumpster diving 1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39597660

The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman 12/26/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires 12/19/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires White millennial dudes labeled “The Lost Generation,” Trump’s insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event 06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist’s palatial home 10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie 10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches 17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president 19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy’s name in Ontario 20:24 - Women’s tears lower men’s testosterone 22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner 25:59 - Conan O’brien’s birthday party 27:26 - Rob Reiner’s filmography 34:35 - AD - Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at 36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. 38:43 - Trump press conference 41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens 46:45 - Brigitte Macron’s got some balls 49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview 54:04 - Tucker’s pouch party 58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube 59:44 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled “the Lost Generation” 1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry 1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole 1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues 1:36:29 - Disability Tinder 1:39:26 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39464710

GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC 12/12/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll 12/05/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll World’s Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode Every Week: SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - She’s a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna’s playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money 41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39287230

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s 11/28/2025

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Men don’t listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she’ll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter’s OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK’s lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury’s Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39185775

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List 11/21/2025

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein’s weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman’s dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane’s house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein’s book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39119155

America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger 11/14/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled 11/07/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at Patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe RYAN ON TOUR: New York - Nov 7/8 Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Nashville - New Date TBA SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Letters to Mamdani 01:11 - Intro 01:34 - Welcome to New York 04:32 - Headphone Dodgers 05:30 - Mamdani 15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law 22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law 28:22 - Ryan’s England joke 30:31 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 32:17 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:47 - Ginger Terrorists 36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor 41:44 - Australia’s prostitution laws 52:23 - Mob shows 1:02:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:03:53 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe 1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz 1:11:58 - Mystery 1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani 1:23:13 - Mental institutions 1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down 1:29:35 - Woman’s husband finds out he has a weird fetish 1:30:50 - How to tell my family i’m asexual 1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour 1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug 1:40:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38946385

Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic 10/31/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys 10/24/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London “woman” jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can’t handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38764640

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song 10/17/2025

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you’ve ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38613055

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress 10/10/2025

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk’s group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan’s group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - ‘African Tribe’ in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - ‘I get more action than my Gen Z daughter’ 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry’s wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard’s nutty professor /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38533825

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival 10/02/2025

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38457485

Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI 09/30/2025

Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World 09/26/2025

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s Death 09/19/2025

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s Death The shooter, The Conspiracy Theories, and fallout from bad takes (Recorded before Kimmel Fired) Extra Episode every week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Milwaukee - Sept 21 Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The War on Ryans 00:34 - Intro 01:00 - Ryan receiving Ryan-hate memes 04:16 - Posthumous backlogs 06:02 - Competing to have been better friends with CK 09:03 - Hard to get a clear picture 14:27 - Political violence 17:37 - Shooter’s messages / pidgin 27:54 - You can’t see a therapist and get a gun 29:38 - AI books about CK being published on the same day of tragedy 30:49 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 33:18 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 35:23 - CK Vigils turning into brawls 36:22 - The two arguments happening online right now 41:22 - Rolling Stone article that aged poorly 43:28 - Teacher allegedly shows CK video to 10 and 11 year olds 51:33 - Larry Ellison buying all sorts of stuff 54:51 - Israel / Candace Owens 1:00:02 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:02:14 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:04:40 - Trump investigating George Soros 1:08:12 - Plus sized model wants fatphobia to be a crime 1:14:50 - Summary 1:24:28 - Danny is a paid shill 1:25:52 - Emmy’s are for the boys 1:28:47 - Women’s only nightclub opens and closes same night because nobody ordered bottle service 1:33:05 - Cucking disaster #1 1:40:55 - Cucking disaster #2 /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38274310

The Assassination of Charlie Kirk 09/12/2025

The Assassination of Charlie Kirk Extensive coverage of the murder of Charlie Kirk, ICE COLD takes from the internet, and a Karen ruins a kid’s baseball game. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 FITBOD - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Where to start? 02:06 - Originally planned articles 05:00 - Social media fries your brain 09:27 - Internet debates becoming bloodsport / ICE COLD takes 11:42 - US warns visa entrants not to celebrate on social media if they plan on entering 12:40 - The 5 types of reactions you’ll see 16:22 - People losing their jobs 19:11 - MSNBC talking head posits “celebratory shots” / Gun rights hypocrisy 29:08 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 when you play a $5 lineup 30:46 - AD - FITBOD - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 32:40 - Once killer is identified it will change the narrative 34:52 - Rabbi Shmuley’s brilliant scheme 37:17 - Hype beast tiktoker can’t read the room during active shooter scenario 38:56 - Don Lemon / Opportunists / Rachel Gilmore 42:56 - South park episode pulled / Hindustan Times take 45:23 - Debate participant that disagreed with Kirk writes heartfelt note, gets obliterated by commenters 49:06 - Jezebel’s witches did it. 54:58 - The Ballad of Philly Karen 58:27 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 1:00:37 - AD - Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:03:18 - Ukrainian girl stabbed to death in hate crime 1:16:25 - Decapitator in Canada / Are wild things coming? 1:19:38 - Social media foaming at the mouth for violent revolt 1:25:36 - Posting is optional / Crazy mom documentary 1:27:51 - Young Thug trial 1:30:46 - Trump & his Billionaires / Dept. of War 1:35:44 - Weird vibe this week 1:37:18 - Danny’s night shift / wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38189895

Dating Coach Who Charges $6000 Gets Exposed as a Side Chick & Disney's Wild Plan to Attract Men 09/05/2025

Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore 08/29/2025

Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore Comedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press competition SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup OpenPhone - Go to for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to for 10 free meals and a free item for life Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 00:35 - Intro 01:00 - Welcome Jimmy Dore 01:19 - Jimmy’s new comedy special 02:04 - Naked gun was good 04:22 - Liam Neeson 05:00 - Bench pressing mayors 07:15 - Bernie 10:32 - Tulsi 11:48 - Toadies 15:06 - Inflation 16:36 - Trump going back on promises 19:12 - Venezuelan oil 21:40 - UK Censorship 24:45 - Are tech guys controlling Trump or vice versa? 26:75 - Compromised laptop 28:34 - Military in LA 31:10 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup 32:48 - AD - OpenPhone - Go to for 20% off your first 6 months 34:22 - Comedians coming out for Trump 39:31 - Fascism has been here for a while 44:26 - No investigation in Butler PA 47:14 - John Bolton’s house raided 49:00 - How to save the country? 51:52 - Eric Adams 55:09 - Where’s the Ukraine / Russia war headed? 1:01:39 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to for 10 free meals and a free item for life 1:03:32 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:05:41 - World is run by blackmail PDF files 1:06:56 - MK Ultra 1:08:10 - Jab injury 1:17:07 - Arguing with AI 1:21:29 - PDF File arrested in Vegas 1:24:05 - What would you do if you were president? 1:33:15 - US pulling out of wars 1:37:09 - When Bernie got Russiagated 1:39:21 - Epstein 1:42:55 - Population 1:45:33 - Women were allowed in the workplace to be taxed 1:50:15 - Money printing / ponzi schemes 1:57:00 - Kidney stone 2:04:56 - New rules for fat people on airplanes 2:06:39 - Flight from hell 2:10:19 - Wrap up / plugs /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38015535

Female Police Officers Go undercover to Arrest Catcallers & Gay Male Cheerleaders 08/22/2025

A Legendary Boys Panel on Bridget Macron's P*nis, AI Girlfriends, & Fats w/ Colum Tyrell & Lev Fer 08/15/2025

Rob Henderson on Luxury Beliefs on Gender Warz, Simps, & All The Worlds Problems 08/12/2025

Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War 08/08/2025

Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked 08/01/2025

Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won’t stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Chewed up in Puerto Rico 03:09 - Cockfighting 07:32 - AI Problems 10:05 - US Government starts Gofundme for national debt 15:15 - Grim Reaper working overtime this week 16:22 - Conspiracies 20:48 - Sydney Sweeny’s controversial ad 28:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:37 - AD - Marek Health - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 33:19 - Joey Swole apology for Hulk Hogan 41:50 - Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry?? 44:05 - Canadian Hockey drama 50:27 - Ozzy & Zionism 53:32 - JFL controversy 58:04 - Pedro Pascal has a medical condition requiring him to feel up chicks 1:02:21 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 1:02:57 - WNBA Chaos 1:05:44 - TEA App aims to make dating even worse 1:13:24 - Men need to lower their standards on dating app claims article 1:15:32 - Indian tourists in Thailand call police after escort’s breasts were “too small” 1:17:41 - “Mermaiding” gaining popularity in DC area 1:20:43 - DNC tries appealing to men… again 1:22:13 - Vatican recruits hot priests to make church cool again 1:28:51 - Local man just wants a handy before bed 1:34:00 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/37629525

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