The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

People Aren't Happy with Hegseth’s High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass 07/23/2026

People Aren't Happy with Hegseth’s High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass Hegseth’s high-T army proves controversial, Nolan’s Odyssey also proves controversial, and Olive Garden’s free pasta pass MAY NOT BE AS FREE AS YOU THINK! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Upcoming Shows: Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - RIP Will Smith’s hair 01:18 - Intro 01:41 - Double shots banned in Boston?? 06:35 - Olive Garden’s free pasta pass 10:08 - They’re smearing yogurt on windows in europe instead of air conditioning 12:33 - Doomsday theories 15:36 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 16:00 - Germany opening stores on Sunday to spur economy 17:41 - Odyssey 27:08 - AD - Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today 28:39 - Hegseth’s Roid Army 46:14 - Kim Jong Un is the greatest golfer of all time 51:17 - Trump introduces pay-to-insider-trade scheme 55:24 - JD Vance is just a regular guy who don’t know nothin bout no Epstein files 57:43 - Dave Ramsay gives the worst advice 1:03:06 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:05:50 - Mo money = mo problems for married women 1:12:54 - Canadian wildfires 1:18:18 - Jail influencers 1:22:58 - Female ED doctor 1:30:26 - Reddit thread “I found out my GF’s bodycount and was turned off” 1:40:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/42189635

The Death of Lindsay Graham 07/16/2026

The Death of Lindsay Graham Lindsey Graham dies, Climate change causing increase in child marriage, and fat-shaming at an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! GLD - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 40% off Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Punchup.live/dannypolishchuk Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Somber episode 04:19 - Intro 04:44 - Lindsey Graham 06:44 - NDA’s expiring 15:13 - Politicians so old 17:31 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 17:46 - Ryanair accident 19:42 - Louis CK 22:05 - Fat shamed by all you can eat calorie counter 31:57 - AD - GLD - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 40% off 34:13 - Little Italy snubbed on immigration map 40:58 - Rent-a-dog 42:34 - Groundbreaking science reports that cannibalism is bad for you 45:00 - Bill Gates daughter involved in app scam 52:55 - At-home lipo for $95, what could go wrong? 57:52 - Climate change driving child bride sales 1:03:56 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:05:53 - Bishop embezzles money for Tijuana brothels 1:06:57 - Jail Tik-Toks 1:13:04 - Black Israelites 1:18:19 - SLPC Hate map 1:21:21 - Brief dive into r/Straightpegging 1:28:55 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/42108690

New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games 07/10/2026

New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games #Metoo is officially over (don’t take the bait,) German soccer team loses their cool because their wives showed up, and Graham Platner’s campaign implodes. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Punchup.live/dannypolishchuk Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Danny loves a wedding 00:55 - Intro 01:22 - Taylor Swift 02:58 - Mr. Wonderful 03:46 - Freedom Fuel / Trump Coin 11:03 - Disappointing 4th 16:27 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 16:50 - Graham Platner’s got a lot of skeletons 21:26 - Germany’s wives 30:21 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 32:00 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 33:45 - NYT Says it’s ok to date coworkers again 49:07 - The rise of socialism 56:58 - Pastor sez cough up the cash or you’re gay 1:01:12 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:02:46 - Chinese “companion” robots are coming / Male horniness epidemic 1:11:31 - Danny shares his expertise on Patriot Front 1:20:50 - Tulpa Time /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/42029705

The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend 07/02/2026

The Communists Want to Take Away Our Air Condition & Redditor Meets His Wife's Boyfriend Mamdani instructs NYers to turn their thermostats UP during the heatwave, a man is made to feel like a guest in his own home by his wife’s boyfriend, and Ro Khanna exposed! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Shopify - Go to to sign up for your free trial today Upcoming Shows: Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Punchup.live/dannypolishchuk Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Death by Dodger 01:01 - AR Glasses for editing 02:25 - Acting makes you weird 10:40 - Elliott Page in the Oddyssey 14:47 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 15:14 - Batgirl 18:28 - Communist takeover 28:00 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 29:57 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 31:42 - Ro Khanna 40:00 - The thermostat is too damn high 42:56 - No AC in Europe 45:51 - Climate change event cancelled due to heat 46:43 - Pride should be in a colder month to facilitate people with chronic illness 49:11 - Pope not traditional enough? 50:36 - Non-married couples may get right to share assets after breakups 53:50 - Father’s day 55:05 - New term alert - Goblintimacy 59:48 - Matt Walsh is Sanctimonious 1:02:52 - AD - MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 1:04:39 - AD - Shopify - Go to to sign up for your free trial today 1:06:18 - USA 250 1:07:39 - Ireland popping off (heads) 1:13:02 - Huffpo warns about Trump-aligned July 4th 1:15:56 - “My wife’s boyfriend made me feel like a guest in my own home” 1:33:56 - The Miniature wife / feeder documentary 1:35:05 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41948010

THE GREAT AI DEBATE w/ Andrew Yang 06/26/2026

THE GREAT AI DEBATE w/ Andrew Yang Andrew Yang joins the Boys to discuss UBI, the inevitable AI takeover, and how to prepare for an uncertain future. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Shipstation - Go to for a 60 day free trial with full access Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Punchup.live/dannypolishchuk Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Introduction 02:27 - Noble Mobile 13:39 - Capital / AI / Attention 22:55 - Call Centers / Waymo 26:34 - AD - Shipstation - Go to for a 60 day free trial with full access 28:26 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 30:13 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 30:32 - What are the outcomes after the AI takeover? 40:40 - What are the odds the government spends the money wisely? 42:37 - How much did AI factor into proposing UBI? 48:05 - Everyones a populist now / Bernie 52:15 - Proposal for the boys 56:36 - Counterpoint 1:02:48 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:04:17 - If you were president could you enact UBI right away? / National debt 1:13:50 - DOGE 1:16:35 - Getting kicked off social media and losing your income 1:23:50 - Is AI overhyped / Can it replace human creativity? 1:28:04 - If you were 20 right now what would you do? / What would you study in university? 1:37:34 - Wrap up / Plugs /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41811575

California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction 06/19/2026

California's Gay Certification Program, UFC Drama, Trillionaires & Terry Crew's Fap Addiction California can now certify that your company is Gay, UFC 250 causes drama, and Terry Crews loudly announces that he is addicted to jorkin it. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation Upcoming Shows: Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Spacex 00:19 - Riots in NYC versus Toronto 03:30 - Terry Crews is a gooner 08:55 - Fake online store because women be shopping 13:43 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 14:03 - Crazy Burger King ad from New Zealand 18:28 - Elon Musk and his Trillions 31:49 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 33:58 - AD - Fitbod - Go to for 25% off your subscription 35:42 - Headlines about Elon 39:26 - Ashley Sinclair going ham 47:38 - Sketches predicting the future - Gay Business Certification 56:02 - CN Tower celebrates literally everything 58:28 - Michelle Obama is a man? 1:03:53 - AD - Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today 1:04:54 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 1:06:56 - Bargatze getting sprayed 1:11:02 - Paltrow blasted 1:16:18 - SPLC updates 1:21:53 - Cross burning 1:26:00 - Witch Drama 1:38:34 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41697905

Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax 06/12/2026

Victoria secret stock Soars after Firing fat models, New York City's on Fire, & SPLC's Hate Hoax Victoria’s secret tries a novel approach of hiring attractive models, a man shot on Bronx bus by rogue headphone dodger, and SPLC was buying Klan robes? SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Go Knicks 03:59 - Headphone dodgers on subway / man shot on Bronx bus 16:35 - NYC turns you into a monster 20:24 - Indian man doesn’t care for trans education 21:26 - Restaurant idea 26:38 - Victoria’s Secret brings sexy back 31:48 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 33:41 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 35:51 - Chinese robot kicks kid 38:26 - SPLC funded Klan? 52:47 - Statues going back up 56:04 - Austin Metcalf verdict 1:04:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:06:39 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 1:07:12 - Alec Baldwin 1:10:08 - People picking up the scraps 1:11:14 - Man fakes Down Syndrome to get free diaper changes 1:16:54 - Youtuber aborts child because of Down Syndrome 1:29:25 - Tik Tok female matchmakers saying women’s standards are too damn high 1:37:01 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41618355

Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies 06/05/2026

Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies Emma Thompson thinks older women should be in more movies, Pride month kicks off and AOC pushes for paid work leave for women on their periods. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Upcoming Shows: Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Rundown 00:19 - Intro 00:42 - Not the pride month spooktacular :( 07:21 - Huffpo versus UFC 14:41 - Cenk & Hasan banned from UK 21:02 - Hasan’s obsession 34:27 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 36:15 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 36:50 - Diddy tape 41:26 - UK people are riled up 44:59 - Dem lawmakers want paid leave for women on their periods 55:59 - Mamdani says one month isn’t enough for pride 58:51 - Rome LGBTQ group banned for pro Palestine politics 59:35 - AD - MeUndies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 1:01:27 - Dave Rubin 1:04:42 - Law & Order from the start 1:08:43 - Mayoral politics taking over 1:14:15 - Ryan’s Movie Reviews: Obsession 1:17:38 - Why isn’t sperm free?! 1:24:45 - NFL teams quiet on Pride 1:27:06 - Unhinged tweet 1:30:27 - Why aren’t they casting old biddies in blockbuster movies?? 1:45:52 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41543535

Michael Malice on Anarchy, The Right's Civil War, The Pope Vs AI & Which Race Looks the the Same 05/29/2026

Michael Malice on Anarchy, The Right's Civil War, The Pope Vs AI & Which Race Looks the the Same Michael Malice joins the boys to discuss the rift in MAGA, the Pope versus AI and how to get Jake Tapper on the show. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - The Boys / Jake Tapper / Trip to Mar A Lago 08:20 - Freedom fest 10:59 - Worst Joke / Kenny Hotz / Trump Wedding 20:12 - North Korea 28:02 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 30:02 - Which race of Asian looks most same? / UK uglies 41:34 - Toronto 46:10 - Biggest Anarchist 50:21 - Collapse of the British Empire 53:07 - I don’t miss NY 56:06 - Pope vs AI 58:48 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 59:26 - AI Accelerationist 1:01:20 - Hypochondria 1:05:48 - People at eachothers throats 1:21:36 - How to get Jake Tapper on the show 1:23:50 - Kevin Hart roast 1:36:07 - Enhanced games 1:42:43 - Wrap up / Cuba /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41460765

America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere 05/22/2026

America is in a Race War Again & Chinese Spies are Everywhere Chud the Builder’s slur-spree ends predictably, Chinese spies are among us, and a breakdown of the Roast of Kevin Hart SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation Upcoming Shows: Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Pregame 00:15 - Intro 00:38 - Joey Chestnut on probation / Dinner with competitive eater 09:44 - Facts from Detroit 11:46 - Testosterone leads to fairness 16:38 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 17:02 - CBC Prank show scandal 21:22 - Mamdani 25:46 - AI Data Centers are good! 30:17 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 32:30 - AD - Shopify - Go to to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today 34:36 - HuffPo says have some modesty abroad for chrissakes 40:14 - White guys comedy talk shows 42:47 - Theory on partisan politics 46:40 - Race war has begun 48:42 - Chud 1:09:59 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:11:25 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 1:13:01 - Nate Diaz 1:14:08 - Kevin Hart Roast 1:22:15 - Political comentator impression 1:27:25 - Trump reply guys 1:34:16 - Ryan’s Uber story 1:42:12 - California Mayor admits to being agent for China 1:46:36 - Sikh man stabs a guy and police arrest stab-victim 1:49:41 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41385790

The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt 05/13/2026

The Hilarious Showdown Between Muslims and Progressives, Hantavirus Nutjobs & Spencer Pratt Muslims have a bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt’s mayoral candidacy. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Fanvue - Go to to start your creator journey Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box Upcoming Shows: Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - This week on Boyscast 00:14 - Intro 00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus 00:55 - Legionnaires disease 02:39 - Spencer Pratt 11:51 - Minneapolis 14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews 15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives 21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell 24:08 - Space Vacation 25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled 26:49 - Democrats became uncool 28:55 - DATES - go to and for tickets! 29:21 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 31:08 - AD - Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares 39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus 44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending? 47:23 - Epstein’s note 52:56 - Running yourself ragged 1:01:23 - AD - Fanvue - Go to to start your creator journey 1:02:55 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman 1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers 1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget 1:23:29 - Catholic AI 1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani 1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour 1:39:51 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41271395

Is JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana America's Top Indian Scammer? 05/07/2026

Is JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana America's Top Indian Scammer? Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: San Diego - May 6 Chandler, AZ - May 7 East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people 8:13 - Dates - go to and for tickets! 10:00 - Chirayu Rana 11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS 14:28 - JP Morgan 21:23 - Chirayu’s other scams 23:35 - Canadian memes 24:22 - The things women do for men 26:25 - Any job is a woman’s job (as long as there’s air conditioning) 27:32 - JP Morgan cont’d 29:39 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 31:04 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 33:00 - Rana’s ChatGPT logs 46:11 - Bollywood sketch 51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion 54:08 - Mamdani 57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop 1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback 1:03:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week 1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches 1:20:09 - Ian Lara’s witch doctor story 1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery 1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl’s vag 1:29:55 - Weird Science 1:34:16 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/41198835

The Correspondents Dinner Gets Shot Up, How to Steal for Activism, & The Bitcoin Conference 05/01/2026

Activist Group Caught Giving Money to the KKK, Fat Friendships End Over Wegovy & Dave Chappelle 04/24/2026

Activist Group Caught Giving Money to the KKK, Fat Friendships End Over Wegovy & Dave Chappelle Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Shipstation - Go to for a 60 day free trial with full access Cheers - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Rapid fire runthrough of the week 01:35 - Honey pots 03:49 - Southern Poverty Law Center 07:07 - Ryan walked into a revolving door 09:04 - Alex Jones on Charlottesville 20:00 - Rundown of SPLC article 21:47 - 2/3rds of women think men are bad 23:25 - Alcohol is a body positivity potion 24:51 - Aileen Wuornos / Nurses are serial killers 31:22 - AD - Shipstation - Go to for a 60 day free trial with full access 33:24 - AD - Cheers - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off 35:19 - Every group has their own atrocity 38:40 - Circumcision 40:59 - Help! I’m a lesbian but women gross me out 51:38 - Anne Hathaway on body positivity 56:50 - AD - Hims - Go to for your FREE online consultation 58:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:01:00 - Losing friends over Wegovy 1:11:37 - Animal suffrage 1:14:34 - Seatbelt Libertarians 1:15:44 - Dave Chappelle 1:24:57 - Fake social media celebrity news 1:25:55 - DATES - Go to and 1:27:13 - Addressing the intro situation 1:34:43 - Politics and comedy 1:37:03 - Ruby Rose says vomiting on Katy Perry made her get sober 1:38:28 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40999415

Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? 04/17/2026

Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+? Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will’s life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba 04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI 06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30 08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor 09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims 13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes 14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens 16:54 - Trump at war with everyone 18:12 - Trump vs. Pope 26:47 - Pope is weak on crime 27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics 29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory 43:58 - Christians in a tough spot 45:11 - Does America have the most types of people? 47:04 - Wrapping up Pope stuff 48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system 55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password 1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada 1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can’t stop ruining Will’s life 1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli 1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere 1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl 1:48:24 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40900845

Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail 04/10/2026

Trump Decides a Whole Civilization Won't Die Anymore & Another Female Founder Goes to Jail The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - “Civilization” tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - “MAGA” Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker’s not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom’s wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem’s main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40796890

The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem’s Husband and his Fake Boobs 04/02/2026

The Insane Secret Life of Kristi Noem’s Husband and his Fake Boobs Kristi Noem’s husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem’s husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 19:11 - Noem’s husband cont’d 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn ‘there is no safe way to strangle’ 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40706345

A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US! 03/27/2026

A Pastors Viral Article on his 'Promiscuous Wife' Backfires & A Hit Piece About US! A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Danny’s spicy tweet 13:27 - Blogs moralizing 20:12 - Drawn-on freckles 21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality 24:06 - Cenk 28:01 - Erika Kirk 30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase 31:52 - DATES - Go to and for tickets 32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe 47:38 - Jesus was a pimp 52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands 1:08:10 - UK disability fraud 1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris 1:18:47 - Woman marries river 1:20:01 - Help my wife won’t let me sniff her panties 1:25:10 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40638080

Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary 03/21/2026

Tarantino Forced to Defend N-Words & RFK’s Alleged Harem | Joey Avery 03/17/2026

Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women’s Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos 03/13/2026

Teacher Fired for Saying Fat Women Are Cheap Dates, Women’s Day Backfires & Iran War Chaos Protect wacky teachers! Primal scream session for Women’s day in NYC, and weeks into the Iran war. Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to for your free online visit Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Feeling like Y2K 05:29 - Gen Z has no culture 08:15 - NYC Bomb threat 14:46 - Airlines banning headphone dodgers 17:50 - Racism is back 20:59 - Taking the word back 33:44 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 35:20 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 37:13 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 37:45 - San Francisco teacher on leave for fat shaming math questions 47:41 - Women’s CEO ETF 55:30 - Primal screaming women in NYC 59:25 - Female megachurch pastor 1:03:49 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:05:59 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:36 - Ryan’s dad went to jew school 1:09:30 - Almost 1/3 of gen Z men say a woman should obey her husband 1:16:33 - Illegal French paternity tests 1:18:45 - NYC Dine and Dash influencer ruled too insane for trial 1:21:07 - Petri dish of human brain cells plays Doom 1:22:48 - When delivery drivers lose their jobs to robots 1:26:51 - How to spot a MAGA coded restaurant 1:32:22 - Glenn Beck speaks to George Washington 1:38:30 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40421135

The Cryatola is Dead and The War With Iran Begins 03/05/2026

Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome 02/27/2026

Silicon Valley's Gay Tech Mafia & Dropping the N-Word with Tourette's Syndrome Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette’s ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to to get up to 60% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia 00:25 - Canada Hockey 04:34 - Kash Patel’s cringe celebration 07:05 - State of the Union 08:31 - Danny’s precious tariffs got shut down 11:19 - Jack Hughes 15:13 - Dates - Go to and for tickets 15:37 - Patriotism 17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn’t greener 27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow 37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup 45:09 - Tourette’s guy 1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire 1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to to get up to 60% off your subscription 1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes 1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses 1:17:19 - Iran 1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson 1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career? 1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia 1:51:10 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40250130

Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off 02/20/2026

Women Lose Minds as Their AI Boyfriends Get Turned Off Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over. 03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment 10:31 - Millennials are cooked 12:00 - AI has some problems 18:49 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes 22:41 - Chinese AI attacks 33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot 45:56 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 47:22 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 48:59 - Nerds are hot now 50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys 51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over 1:05:09 - The “Stripper Index” signals recession 1:11:43 - “Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump” 1:17:49 - Gentrification 1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room 1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size 1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome 1:30:58 - It’s ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians 1:33:53 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40171290

Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals 02/13/2026

Billionaires Keep Getting Busted Lying About Epstein, Dueling Halftime Shows & Olympic Scandals Epstein’s friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Eventful week 01:08 - Howard Lutnik 07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra) 12:19 - Crypto crash memes 17:37 - Super Bowl 28:54 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to to get 20% off your purchase 30:26 - AD - Quince - Go to to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 32:07 - Right here right now sketch 34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it 42:25 - Buju Banton 45:16 - Danny’s Stand up to Goy Hate sketch 52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office 55:43 - Winter Olympics so white 58:16 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:00:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff 1:09:23 - Frozen hammer 1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel??? 1:13:30 - Steve Bannon 1:15:31 - J-Mail 1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout 1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing 1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown? 1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/40073320

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? 02/03/2026

Is There Anyone NOT In the Epstein Files? Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response 04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen 20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview 25:51 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 27:52 - Bannon cont’d 42:27 - Ryan’s Heated Rivalry joke 46:10 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX 50:34 - Michael Sailor 1:01:51 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:04:06 - Peter Attia 1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman 1:23:49 - Epstein had low T? 1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern 1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do 1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39974210

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men 01/30/2026

The ICE Insanity Continues & The Brotherhood of Straight Acting Gay Men ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Hims - Go to for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times 06:50 - Iran 11:30 - Sam Tripoli’s prediction 19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok 26:16 - AD - My Bookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 27:53 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 29:38 - Gold prices 37:02 - Melania movie 42:57 - “Targeted sweeps” 50:25 - SNL vs. ICE 57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates 58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism 1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men 1:11:39 - “I let my wife have an affair and now it’s over. Should I console her?” 1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan’s wife 1:19:11 - Davos / group chats 1:26:34 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39930795

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks 01/23/2026

Activists Use Dating Apps to Expose ICE Agents D*ckpicks Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - ICE 01:04 - Autistic Barbie 09:08 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest 23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good 27:23 - Danny’s video 32:30 - AD - Babbel - Get up to 55% off your Babbel subscription at 34:29 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 36:22 - Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics 49:17 - New term alert 51:05 - Ryan’s theory 52:51 - Zoning in Texas 54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair 1:04:24 - AD - Mars Men - Go to for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout 1:07:07 - Davos 2026 1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements 1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn’t want to murder her grass 1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down 1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in 1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain 1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call 1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs 1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog 1:42:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39830395

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out 01/16/2026

Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Sh*t’s HOT! 01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place 09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests 17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham 23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown 30:16 - AD - MyBookie - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 31:41 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 33:14 - Lashings in the square 35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK 40:00 - I’ve been mugged 3 times in London but it’s rubbish to call it unsafe! 41:03 - DATES - go to and for tickets! 41:58 - RIP Scott Adams 43:36 - Eric Adams’ crypto-semitic rug pull 48:54 - Fraud 53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain’t playin no games 54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout 1:02:06 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:03:48 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell 1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves 1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped 1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley 1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning 1:52:23 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39732310

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS 01/09/2026

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam’s legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39668865

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