The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS 01/09/2026

AMERICA F*CK YEAH: VENEZUELA, GREENLAND & MINNEAPOLIS Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for your free online visit. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - What a week 04:49 - Venezuela 07:42 - Who was Maduro? 16:54 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 17:36 - Socialist revolutions 25:44 - Jan 6th vigil 26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3? 32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory 42:01 - Venezuelan protestors 44:42 - White chicks living by gang code 46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil? 52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence 54:33 - One child policy 57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy 1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro 1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE 1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:09:23 - ICE murder 1:16:47 - New frauds 1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery 1:22:42 - Stranger Things update 1:24:51 - Eric Adam’s legacy 1:26:12 - New food pyramid 1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas 1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39668865

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud 01/03/2026

The INSANE Somalian Daycare Fraud Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson’s insufferable simping. BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! Upcoming Shows: San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: Chapters: 00:00 - Public apology 01:09 - Intro 01:33 - Somali scammers 12:43 - Government scams 18:53 - Kenyan army scam 21:18 - Burglary 26:00 - Austin 31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription! 33:13 - Mi-scam-i 37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran 42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife 45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry 50:00 - Rap reactions 50:47 - Stranger Things sucks 56:50 - Mamdani 59:56 - First black Briton was actually white 1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race 1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping 1:20:45 - Long stories from Women 1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files 1:31:28 - Mother gets her children’s Xmas gifts through dumpster diving 1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39597660

The Biggest Loser of 2025 & Why The World is on Fire w/ Che Durena and JJ Liberman 12/26/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires 12/19/2025

The Viral Article About Not Hiring White Millennial Dudes, Rob Reiner, & Chinese Billionaires White millennial dudes labeled “The Lost Generation,” Trump’s insane truth social post about Rob Reiner, and Chinese Billionaires figure out a loophole to creatre an army of US Citizen offspring. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at https://bubsnaturals.com SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan conned into attending Jewish event 06:52 - Inside the Bondi terrorist’s palatial home 10:14 - Mr. Bean has a new movie 10:52 - The Grinch who stole b*tches 17:40 - Mark Levin calls Trump the first Jewish president 19:42 - Mohammad becomes most popular boy’s name in Ontario 20:24 - Women’s tears lower men’s testosterone 22:03 - RIP Rob Reiner 25:59 - Conan O’brien’s birthday party 27:26 - Rob Reiner’s filmography 34:35 - AD - Bub’s Naturals - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code BOYSCAST at 36:40 - AD - SUPERPOWER - This holiday, give your loved ones the only gift that keeps on giving — health. Go to https:// to get a free $49 gift box with your gifted membership. 38:43 - Trump press conference 41:06 - Gonna be a weird Christmas / Candace Owens 46:45 - Brigitte Macron’s got some balls 49:51 - Pierce Morgan grilled over Nick Fuentes interview 54:04 - Tucker’s pouch party 58:27 - Oscars going to Youtube 59:44 - AD - AG1 - Head to you’ll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you’ll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free. 1:01:43 - AD - Me Undies - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:03:38 - White Millennial men labeled “the Lost Generation” 1:17:16 - Cops have lowered the standards for entry 1:19:50 - Chinese billionaires IVF immigration loophole 1:34:17 - Toronto man exposing himself to nurses with fake medical issues 1:36:29 - Disability Tinder 1:39:26 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39464710

GOLDEN GLOBES SNUBS US FOR BEST PODCAST, N WORD LADY, MAGA INFLUENCERS, DIDDY DOC 12/12/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll 12/05/2025

A Dude Wins 'World Strongest Woman' Competition & The Hilarious Antisemitism of the Year Poll World’s Strongest woman winner was born a man, Miss Rachel is front-runner for antisemite of the year, and Adolf Hitler wins election in Namibia Bonus Episode Every Week: SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase Hims - Go to for your free online visit. AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Upcoming Shows: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 11-13 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - She’s a man, baby! 00:48 - Intro 01:11 - Winner of strongest woman competition won by biological man 07:31 - Louie 11:14 - Chyna’s playboy 13:11 - Ellen is moving back 15:45 - Flight attendant requirements then and now 20:35 - Antisemite of the Year 25:52 - Adolf Hitler wins election 29:18 - AD - Stash - Go to to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase 30:35 - AD - Hims - Go to for your free online visit 32:17 - Teachers burning money 41:00 - Kink posting shop teacher 48:28 - Male students show more tolerance to their political enemies than female 50:07 - Problematic Gym content 53:51 - Virtual pegging 1:03:58 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:55 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 1:08:08 - IRS officials reviewing OF content for tax on tips 1:09:49 - Canada content requirement removed 1:11:36 - MK Ultra 1:15:24 - Con artists 1:21:10 - Heated Rivalry (Gay Canadian hockey show) 1:25:55 - Bad Colin Ferrel movie 1:26:32 - Italian book becomes best seller 1:27:16 - Was Tupac zesty?? 1:29:58 - How to SHATTER the male ego 1:33:36 - Mystery clip 1:34:35 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39287230

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s 11/28/2025

Thanksgiving Spooktacular + RFK's Insane Sex Poems, & The MAGA Accounts Exposed as Indian’s Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast RFK writing poems about lewd acts, @DHS is located in Tel Aviv, and Huffington Post has changed their tune with Thanksgiving articles SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 San Antonio - Jan 14 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Detroit - May 14-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Men don’t listen 01:02 - Intro 01:29 - Thanksgiving fights 05:28 - Kids are more religious? 10:31 - Thanksgiving articles then and now 18:40 - When will thanksgiving be civil again? 20:56 - DATES - Go to for tickets! 21:26 - My wife wants me to switch politics or she’ll leave 29:02 - Aussie politician resigns over daughter’s OF 37:19 - Twitter account locations REVEALED! 44:13 - AD - Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code BOYSCAST at 47:44 - AD - True Classic - Go to for the perfect gift! 49:26 - Dead internet theory in real life 52:44 - Going through sketchy twitter accounts 1:03:43 - Wife on a rampage 1:07:57 - RFK’s lewd poems 1:22:24 - Doritos getting rid of poisonous ingredients 1:25:27 - Trump & Mamdani are besties now 1:27:05 - When headphone dodgers attack 1:29:23 - NY fashion using gay wool for clothes 1:32:03 - Assault victim in UK charged with hate crime 1:35:59 - The Minnesota Pirates 1:43:13 - Maury’s Law 1:48:01 - Giving thanks / wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39185775

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List 11/21/2025

Bill Ackman's Guide to Gettin P*ssy, The Congressman Caught Gooning, & Epstein’s Reading List Bill Ackman has a sure-fire one-liner for asking chicks on a date, Congressman Brad Sherman caught looking at naughty pics on his iPad, and Epstein’s weird book list. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs RYAN ON TOUR: Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - You are not your algorithm 00:51 - Intro 01:15 - Politician caught lookin at FYP 10:40 - Skankfest New Orleans 19:53 - Dates - Go to for tickets! 20:35 - Bill Ackman’s dating tips 23:42 - Mystery 27:30 - AD - Brunt Workwear - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST 30:09 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 31:51 - Female Jussie Smolett / Doordash accusation 42:40 - AI of deceased loved ones 44:21 - Women wilding out - conning free meals by being aspiring influencer 51:04 - Fetishists infiltrate barefoot living FB page 55:27 - Epstein files for Xmas 59:10 - Ghislane’s house 1:01:20 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:02:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:05:01 - Micropenis 1:08:34 - Trump blew Bubba? 1:20:12 - Epstein’s book list 1:26:21 - Bros are dominating podcasts 1:42:34 - Tik Tok vs. the music industry 1:45:50 - Michelle Obama sour grapes 1:49:00 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/39119155

America Bans Fat Immigrants, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife VS Her MAGA Family & The TRUTH w/ Kurt Metzger 11/14/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled 11/07/2025

We Demand Sharia Law! & The Hilarious Program Giving Government Pr*stitutes to The Disabled Australia is reneging on their free prostitues, Mamdani wins the NY Mayoral election, and Teen Vogue is out of business. Extra Episode Every Week at Patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe RYAN ON TOUR: New York - Nov 7/8 Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Nashville - New Date TBA SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Letters to Mamdani 01:11 - Intro 01:34 - Welcome to New York 04:32 - Headphone Dodgers 05:30 - Mamdani 15:45 - Tenets of Sharia Law 22:55 - Patrick Bet David / Back to Sharia Law 28:22 - Ryan’s England joke 30:31 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 32:17 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:47 - Ginger Terrorists 36:50 - Progressive Christian Pastor 41:44 - Australia’s prostitution laws 52:23 - Mob shows 1:02:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 1:03:53 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast and the offer to to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe 1:07:14 - CEO wants free snizz 1:11:58 - Mystery 1:19:39 - All-female transition team for Mamdani 1:23:13 - Mental institutions 1:26:53 - Teen Vogue shut down 1:29:35 - Woman’s husband finds out he has a weird fetish 1:30:50 - How to tell my family i’m asexual 1:32:41 - Millie Bobby Brown vs. David Harbour 1:34:36 - JD Vance & Erika Kirk hug 1:40:27 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38946385

Everyone is Getting Fired, Socialism is Catnip For Chicks & The Gold-digger Epidemic 10/31/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys 10/24/2025

Was the No Kings Protest for Old White Ladies? & Luigi Mangione Got beat Up By Thai Ladyboys No Kings criticized for lack of black people in attendance, 7 Ladyboys beat Luigi Mangione senseless before he was activated, and a heist in the Louvre SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Video proof that Danny loves waiting in line 00:35 - Intro 00:59 - Go Blue Jays / Dates 02:30 - Ryan avoids promos 05:40 - Just the tip 07:33 - Luigi Mangione beaten up by 7 Thai ladyboys 14:10 - JJ on a solo trip 18:00 - London “woman” jailed for assault 22:38 - Louvre had its first heist in years 26:06 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 28:08 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 29:50 - No Kings 45:43 - Trump Macron handshake 51:42 - White women are on notice / Julia Fox can’t handle men 56:51 - Taylor Swift is racist 1:00:06 - Spinsters & tradwives 1:05:59 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 1:07:34 - AD - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:09:58 - NYC Mayoral race 1:21:17 - Boyscast intro got stitched 1:34:29 - No contact non-offending PDFile 1:41:03 - Wrap-up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38764640

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song 10/17/2025

CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you’ve ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38613055

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress 10/10/2025

North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk’s group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Ryan’s group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - ‘African Tribe’ in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - ‘I get more action than my Gen Z daughter’ 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry’s wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard’s nutty professor /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38533825

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival 10/02/2025

Insane Article Tells You to Marry Your Cousin! Government Shutdown & Riyadh Comedy Festival Cousin marriage is encouraged now in the UK, the government closes its doors and controversy over Saudi Arabian comedy festival. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Fiscal responsibility 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Monday night bender 03:35 - Government shutdown 04:55 - Arrested for memes 06:49 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 07:08 - City council meeting wackiness 12:27 - Men pay all the taxes 16:52 - Sora 2 19:17 - NHS says 1st cousin marriage has benefits 30:11 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 32:12 - AD - Cornbread Hemp - Go to and enter code BOYSCAST for 30% off your first order 33:38 - Kier Starmer on one 36:25 - Call to prayer in Michigan 38:45 - Riyadh Comedy Festival 56:43 - Hypocrisy in beliefs 1:05:21 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 1:07:14 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 1:09:38 - Hegseth vs. Fats 1:17:37 - Rob Ford documentary / quotes 1:21:17 - Fat activist lays down the law 1:26:50 - Jewish gun club offers bullets, bagels 1:29:29 - Witch who cursed Charlie Kirk wants to speak to Erika 1:32:59 - Shootings 1:36:58 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38457485

Sal Vulcano on The Rapture, Impractical Jokers, & The Woman Married to Luigi Mangione's AI 09/30/2025

Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World 09/26/2025

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s Death 09/19/2025

The Wild Aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s Death The shooter, The Conspiracy Theories, and fallout from bad takes (Recorded before Kimmel Fired) Extra Episode every week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Milwaukee - Sept 21 Columbus: Sept 26 Cincinnati: Sept 27 Cleveland: Sept 28 Baltimore: oct 2-4 Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - The War on Ryans 00:34 - Intro 01:00 - Ryan receiving Ryan-hate memes 04:16 - Posthumous backlogs 06:02 - Competing to have been better friends with CK 09:03 - Hard to get a clear picture 14:27 - Political violence 17:37 - Shooter’s messages / pidgin 27:54 - You can’t see a therapist and get a gun 29:38 - AI books about CK being published on the same day of tragedy 30:49 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 33:18 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 35:23 - CK Vigils turning into brawls 36:22 - The two arguments happening online right now 41:22 - Rolling Stone article that aged poorly 43:28 - Teacher allegedly shows CK video to 10 and 11 year olds 51:33 - Larry Ellison buying all sorts of stuff 54:51 - Israel / Candace Owens 1:00:02 - AD - Factor - Go to and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:02:14 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:04:40 - Trump investigating George Soros 1:08:12 - Plus sized model wants fatphobia to be a crime 1:14:50 - Summary 1:24:28 - Danny is a paid shill 1:25:52 - Emmy’s are for the boys 1:28:47 - Women’s only nightclub opens and closes same night because nobody ordered bottle service 1:33:05 - Cucking disaster #1 1:40:55 - Cucking disaster #2 /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38274310

The Assassination of Charlie Kirk 09/12/2025

The Assassination of Charlie Kirk Extensive coverage of the murder of Charlie Kirk, ICE COLD takes from the internet, and a Karen ruins a kid’s baseball game. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST for a first deposit match of up to $100 FITBOD - Go to to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:23 - Where to start? 02:06 - Originally planned articles 05:00 - Social media fries your brain 09:27 - Internet debates becoming bloodsport / ICE COLD takes 11:42 - US warns visa entrants not to celebrate on social media if they plan on entering 12:40 - The 5 types of reactions you’ll see 16:22 - People losing their jobs 19:11 - MSNBC talking head posits “celebratory shots” / Gun rights hypocrisy 29:08 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 when you play a $5 lineup 30:46 - AD - FITBOD - Go to to get 25% off your subscription 32:40 - Once killer is identified it will change the narrative 34:52 - Rabbi Shmuley’s brilliant scheme 37:17 - Hype beast tiktoker can’t read the room during active shooter scenario 38:56 - Don Lemon / Opportunists / Rachel Gilmore 42:56 - South park episode pulled / Hindustan Times take 45:23 - Debate participant that disagreed with Kirk writes heartfelt note, gets obliterated by commenters 49:06 - Jezebel’s witches did it. 54:58 - The Ballad of Philly Karen 58:27 - AD - Meundies - Go to and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 1:00:37 - AD - Skylight - Go to to get $30 off your 15 inch calendar 1:03:18 - Ukrainian girl stabbed to death in hate crime 1:16:25 - Decapitator in Canada / Are wild things coming? 1:19:38 - Social media foaming at the mouth for violent revolt 1:25:36 - Posting is optional / Crazy mom documentary 1:27:51 - Young Thug trial 1:30:46 - Trump & his Billionaires / Dept. of War 1:35:44 - Weird vibe this week 1:37:18 - Danny’s night shift / wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38189895

Dating Coach Who Charges $6000 Gets Exposed as a Side Chick & Disney's Wild Plan to Attract Men 09/05/2025

Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore 08/29/2025

Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore Comedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press competition SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup OpenPhone - Go to for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to for 10 free meals and a free item for life Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 00:35 - Intro 01:00 - Welcome Jimmy Dore 01:19 - Jimmy’s new comedy special 02:04 - Naked gun was good 04:22 - Liam Neeson 05:00 - Bench pressing mayors 07:15 - Bernie 10:32 - Tulsi 11:48 - Toadies 15:06 - Inflation 16:36 - Trump going back on promises 19:12 - Venezuelan oil 21:40 - UK Censorship 24:45 - Are tech guys controlling Trump or vice versa? 26:75 - Compromised laptop 28:34 - Military in LA 31:10 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup 32:48 - AD - OpenPhone - Go to for 20% off your first 6 months 34:22 - Comedians coming out for Trump 39:31 - Fascism has been here for a while 44:26 - No investigation in Butler PA 47:14 - John Bolton’s house raided 49:00 - How to save the country? 51:52 - Eric Adams 55:09 - Where’s the Ukraine / Russia war headed? 1:01:39 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to for 10 free meals and a free item for life 1:03:32 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized ED treatments 1:05:41 - World is run by blackmail PDF files 1:06:56 - MK Ultra 1:08:10 - Jab injury 1:17:07 - Arguing with AI 1:21:29 - PDF File arrested in Vegas 1:24:05 - What would you do if you were president? 1:33:15 - US pulling out of wars 1:37:09 - When Bernie got Russiagated 1:39:21 - Epstein 1:42:55 - Population 1:45:33 - Women were allowed in the workplace to be taxed 1:50:15 - Money printing / ponzi schemes 1:57:00 - Kidney stone 2:04:56 - New rules for fat people on airplanes 2:06:39 - Flight from hell 2:10:19 - Wrap up / plugs /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/38015535

Female Police Officers Go undercover to Arrest Catcallers & Gay Male Cheerleaders 08/22/2025

A Legendary Boys Panel on Bridget Macron's P*nis, AI Girlfriends, & Fats w/ Colum Tyrell & Lev Fer 08/15/2025

Rob Henderson on Luxury Beliefs on Gender Warz, Simps, & All The Worlds Problems 08/12/2025

Psycho Mother Demands Her Daughter has a Period Party & An Advertising Race War 08/08/2025

Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked 08/01/2025

Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won’t stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Chewed up in Puerto Rico 03:09 - Cockfighting 07:32 - AI Problems 10:05 - US Government starts Gofundme for national debt 15:15 - Grim Reaper working overtime this week 16:22 - Conspiracies 20:48 - Sydney Sweeny’s controversial ad 28:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:37 - AD - Marek Health - Marek Health - Go to and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 33:19 - Joey Swole apology for Hulk Hogan 41:50 - Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry?? 44:05 - Canadian Hockey drama 50:27 - Ozzy & Zionism 53:32 - JFL controversy 58:04 - Pedro Pascal has a medical condition requiring him to feel up chicks 1:02:21 - DATES - Go to and for tickets! 1:02:57 - WNBA Chaos 1:05:44 - TEA App aims to make dating even worse 1:13:24 - Men need to lower their standards on dating app claims article 1:15:32 - Indian tourists in Thailand call police after escort’s breasts were “too small” 1:17:41 - “Mermaiding” gaining popularity in DC area 1:20:43 - DNC tries appealing to men… again 1:22:13 - Vatican recruits hot priests to make church cool again 1:28:51 - Local man just wants a handy before bed 1:34:00 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/37629525

We Solve the WNBA's Money Problems, Netenyahu's Hilarious Podcast Tour & Colbert Gets Fired 07/25/2025

Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video 07/18/2025

Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Grok & Elmo's Hilarious Racism Bender, Epstein Demands & The Taliban's Hilarious Tourism Video Grok and Elmo begin noticing, Trump has his hands full with Epstein case fallout, and the Taliban want to show you a real good time. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: Or go to: Chapters: 00:00 - Lena Dunham on Fatphobia 00:57 - Intro 01:21 - What did I miss? 02:44 - Dates - Go to and for tickets! 03:34 - Shows went nuts 2016 and onward 04:52 - Taliban Tourism Board 08:55 - Gay dudes have a lot of fun / Crushing puss gets sad when you’re old 13:21 - Divorcee forced to pay for half of husband’s trans surgery 19:00 - Clandestine predator catchers add can crushing to video for satisfying vibes 20:26 - Epstein 31:10 - AD - Hims - Go to for personalized E.D. treatments 33:12 - AD - AG1 - Go to for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 34:58 - Trump declares war on podcast bros 40:26 - Gen Z stare 44:00 - Uber CEO designs machines to make kitchen workers extinct 50:17 - Creepy new trend on OF 53:15 - Donald Trump is not a clown - I should know 59:20 - AD - Factor - Go to and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 1:01:00 - Elmo’s X account goes WILD / Grok goes hitler mode 1:13:57 - Danny’s weird DM’s 1:20:28 - Weekly Will Smith video 1:22:12 - Will my wife notice that i’m regrowing my foreskin? 1:35:13 - Wrap up /episode/index/show/dfe727e4-2696-4d52-b6fa-9f69e90df22e/id/37452295

P Diddy's Male Escort Tells Us How to Stay Hard While Diddy is Yelling at You 07/09/2025

WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO! 07/04/2025

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