Double Deuce podcast

Two guys living in the midwest rocking 22 hopefully humorous minutes of talk about whatever over a beer or two, sometimes with a guest. Laugh, think and get on with your day. No big deal.

559: 7-Layer Dip of Acting 07/14/2026

559: 7-Layer Dip of Acting Don’t worry, you didn’t miss episode 555, it’s our Live Show this Saturday, July 18th at Sinker’s Lounge in downtown Lawrence, and then it’ll post as next week’s episode! Monday night Nelson feels better zoom! The Notes: We’re here, for you, whispering nonsense in your ear! Sunday Scaries final boss: Sunday mid-life crisis! How Will is like Garfield the Cat! That was Hitler’s kink! Garfield v Hitler Corner! How our Class War failed! Where to store your rage! Protect your brain! LIVE SHOW THIS SATURDAY! Mrs. Doubtfire was a real top-tier gaslighter! The Big Momma’s House defense! Big Momma’s The Godfather! Will has a little donk in his mind getting humped! This one goes out to Spicy G! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) this Saturday, upstairs at Sinker’s Lounge in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 730-ish show! Will’s giving away garage prizes & Nelson gives away movie posters from when he was a movies man! No admission, drinks at the bar, minigolf if you’re nasty! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/42066695

558: Wisdom and Gumbo, Justice or Hushpuppies! 07/06/2026

558: Wisdom and Gumbo, Justice or Hushpuppies! Don’t worry about ‘ol episode 555, it’s in the future-past as our Live Show on Saturday, July 18th at Sinker’s Lounge in downtown Lawrence! Post-Soccer zoom! The Notes: Will is violent and effeminate! Sports Soccer Corner (kinda sprinkled throughout, really)! Don’t bring your weak Ducks knowledge in this house! Young Guns was the coach! The step-coach who step-coached up! Where have you gone, Emilio Estevez, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you!? By woman or by pustule born!? The Eternal Sheen-Estevez Imperium! Jon Wick’s janitor’s retirement plan! Vacuum cleaner to the face! Nelson is minimizing face windows! Live Show Corner! Details are locked! One week later than planned on 7/18 and at Sinkers Lounge in Lawrence, 7pm doors, 7:30-ish show! We’ll have giveaways of stuff from Will’s garage and movie posters from when Nelson was a movies man! Will’s patreon musical science is leveling up! June Triple Deuce coming soon, Ollie has child work restrictions! Don’t ever scrimp on an old-fashioned New York stomach punch, pay the professional rates! Will is scheming a soccer cult of national forgiveness! Santa’s got a black eye and it’s all your fault! An eye full of makeup and an eye full of rage! Expect the Bob, cause he’s coming! Are you ready for the reckoning!? Nelson’s time on the bayou! Wisdom and Gumbo! We love Terrebonne and we love kittens! Our mamas will see justice or hushpuppies! We’ll work out the details later! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) on Saturday the 18th, upstairs at Sinker’s Lounge in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 730-ish show! Will’s giving away garage prizes & Nelson gives away movie posters from when he was a movies man! No admission, drinks at the bar, minigolf if you’re nasty! Zoom Notes: Key Outcomes Will and Chris covered their upcoming live show date change, Patreon promotion, and World Cup reactions. The live show was confirmed for Saturday the 18th at Sinker's Lounge, shifting one week later than originally announced. The conversation was largely unstructured, blending logistics with extended comedic tangents. Decisions Made Live show rescheduled to Saturday the 18th; doors at 7:00 PM, show at 7:30 PM. Seating reconfigured: tables to replace spread-out booths so audience feels closer to the action. Chris to bring movie posters from personal collection to give away as an apology for the date change. Will to bring items from his garage as additional giveaways. Announcements Patreon perks include: 80s movie rap soundtracks by DJ Peezy Easy, Nelson segments, and occasional "Triple Deuce" episodes with guest Ollie. Recent Patreon drops: rap soundtracks for Die Hard (titled "Die Hard (I Don't Die)") with bluegrass-to-world-music style. Patreon pitched as cheaper than "anything in New York." World Cup Corner England beat Mexico in a standout match; praised as must-watch for soccer skeptics. USA still alive; next match against Belgium, followed by a likely difficult bracket. Norway's Erling Haaland noted for both dominance and sportsmanship. England next faces Norway; Canada already eliminated. Action Items Will & Chris: Arrive early to set up table seating before the live show. Chris: Select and bring movie posters for giveaway. Will & Chris: Reach out to Terrebonne about potential sponsorship. Chris: Deliver overdue Triple Deuce Patreon episode with Ollie (no deadline set). Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/41972510

557: The Chicken Hole 07/01/2026

556: This One’s for the Feral Kids 06/22/2026

556: This One’s for the Feral Kids Double Dr. Who nonsense morning zoom with a clarifying intro by Nelson! The Notes: Live show coming up, venue coming soon! Transformers remains Nelson’s Vietnam! Will wants to be a community leader! Will is looking to hire out of town muscle! There are no threats, there are only thinly-veiled opportunities! This one goes out to all the feral kids! Lord of the Flies, which team are you on!? The very limits of limbo! The world’s most flammable patio! For the next pandemic and all the fun times in between! Will aka Big Willie aka DJ Peezy Eezy! The Legend of Reggie and the Full Effect! Will tries to do a wraparound! #MinorKeyDD! Official Zoom Notes: Open Questions: - Whether Double Deuce's Instagram/Threads presence is actively followed by anyone. - Eldridge Hotel patio marketing campaign noted as anticlimactic — outcome already obvious to locals. See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/41721730

554: Squishy Wetness 06/15/2026

554: Squishy Wetness Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson’s grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We’re a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck ‘em in February, Mail ‘em in March! Allegedly, Allegedly, Allegedly! That baby smokes cigars like Spicy Beef Gaus! We’re gonna do a gentrification! Ladleful of vibes! To the dentist with haste! Jaw-shattering crispness! Will had the zoom take Notes on the recording. Some highlights: - Grape-eating paused during recording to avoid unwanted microphone noise. - Podcast described as anti-murder and educational — clarified emphatically after extended hypothetical murder room tangent. - Whether any Algerian World Cup players might still be in Lawrence, Kansas by show date. - Exact percentage of CPAs "involved with" client taxes — Chris declined to disclose. - NBA: Basketball playoffs concluded; Knicks won the championship, with candidate Mamdani credited for maintaining team "vibes." (Apparently zoom ai missed the election happening) - Algeria geography note: ~80% covered by Sahara Desert; one of Africa's largest countries post-Sudan split. - Both: Confirm D&D session is happening tonight. See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/41648465

553: One for the Middle-Aged White Guys, Finally! 06/08/2026

552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! 06/01/2026

552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! The Notes: Live Show coming! Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) Live on 7/11, more details coming soon as the search for our next live home continues! Experts (Stange) say Will’s song of the summer, Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), “slaps!” The legend of Chris Maloney, which, like Will’s hip hop renaissance, is on the Patreon! Mattress and a wheelchair! Sports Corner! Go KU Baseball! Swept the Regionals they hosted and on to the Super Regionals! Go Sunderland, back in the Premiership with authority and in the Europas! Nice job Norwich, with recent part-owner Hugh Jackman! If you save Hugh from a fire, Stefan, ask him if he wants to be on the podcast (this offer extends to non-Stefans and situations unrelated to fire)! Will is no fantasy metallurgist! Nelson’s Fantasy Metal Checklist! Sniff it, lick it, hit it against something metal to hear the sound it makes! Will brings the high heat! Star Wars therapy! These kids worship different gods! We return to the scene of the crime! Will isn’t going to survive a multiversal situation! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/41488445

551: Roombas with Guns 05/27/2026

550: Artisanal Market-to-Table Dicks 05/18/2026

549: Hot Jamz for the Wasteland 05/11/2026

548: Edible Hats & Open-Air Pork 05/04/2026

547: That’s What My Dad Taught Me 04/26/2026

546: Goosin’ It Up in a Big Car 04/20/2026

545: Any Pizza in a Storm 04/13/2026

544: Mustard Tim 04/06/2026

543: The Mustard Report 03/30/2026

542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually 03/22/2026

542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually We’re in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don’t remember a lick of it, so I’ll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they’re a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like Elsie in that movie! All Will’s hills are weird! Any hill’s a good place to die, at least there’s a view! Hill people vs valley people! England is catching hill-based strays! Bill Nye’s time is nigh, sexually! Bill Nye’s sexual charisma is so absolute it could devour the stars! Nelson’s night thoughts and Will’s dream sexin’! We really dive into the potential mechanical hurdles of tall people having sex! We’re on a mustard trip as we speak! [editor’s note, Mustard Museum is THE place] Are you in Wisconsin right now, let’s hang! Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World! Nelson is a reluctant hero! Nelson’s starting a revolution for the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40571490

541: Technical Difficulties 03/17/2026

541: Technical Difficulties Despite god’s greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don’t even remember how we started cause now there’s a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will’s computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it’s obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows! “Eyebrow Guy” is a reductive term! Big & Bushy! Can you be a good eyebrow owner/manager without being an eyebrow doctor!? An argument ensues about whether Big & Bushy would be better as a brick and mortar or out of the back of a van! Will needs an eyebrow business plan before Nelson can agree to run this eyebrow business! Zoom has betrayed us (or possibly Will’s internet)! Hey book world, give Nelson the new hotness! #GiveNelsonWhatsHot! Will is really taking this all hard! Justice for the meat, Will! #IKnowWillWantsSpankings! Top 5 Wills That Want Spankings! The Germans are famously coy and sexually mysterious! Will is strangely impervious to Bill Nye’s apocalyptically powerful sexual aura! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40509335

540: Hose Down Them Hotels! 03/09/2026

539: Butthole Awareness 03/02/2026

539: Butthole Awareness In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson’s quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison Ford!? Could Brimley do an Air Force One!? Brimley ages like a cat! Nelson once again demands the butthole cut! Society’s got buttholes! Airing out the ol’ butthole! A society with free flying buttholes would make subway travel untenable! #LetThemButtholesFly! Immortality means better buttholes! How do them cocoons handle the chlorine!? An implied ruh-roh! Nelson forgets about Fisher Stevens! Remake Perfect Strangers, you cowards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40278900

538: The Sum of Human Yumminess 02/23/2026

538: The Sum of Human Yumminess Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We’re like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson’s got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will’s hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per usual! Raymun Fossaway, the Apple-man, realest homie in Westeros! Does Nelson love editing the podcast too much!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40196555

537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge 02/16/2026

536: Criminal Horniness! 02/08/2026

535: Ain’t Nothing Wrong with Wings 02/02/2026

534: ‘Splode Hobo 01/26/2026

533: Hiddleston’s Horny Hotel 01/19/2026

532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn 01/12/2026

531: Edible Reasons 01/05/2026

530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year!) 12/29/2025

529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce! 12/23/2025

529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce! So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she’s worth the wait! We’re here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we’re ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will’s the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi yes to the aesthetics! Printers 2: Judgement Day! Nelson knows when an old gray mare ain’t what she used to be! It’s a metaphor for everything, but in a printing way! Nelson is canonically pro-robot, but these killer printers have him buggin’! Ghost guns and wobble legs are a deadly combo! That’s how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators! How to embarrass a printer! Shaq’s gonna get those nuclear codes! Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Nelson finally reveals his long history with Shaq! I was like what Harry Potter does for his sport, but with basketball, and with a knife! The Big Continuous! Horse and Wine! A lot of people confuse Shaq and Ed Parker, aka White Shaq! Ding ding ding, bonus points! Christmas Lightning Round! Chimney magic is just chimney science we don’t understand yet! Have you ever heard of sharks, bro!? #SantaScience! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/39516925

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