Double Deuce podcast

Two guys living in the midwest rocking 22 hopefully humorous minutes of talk about whatever over a beer or two, sometimes with a guest. Laugh, think and get on with your day. No big deal.

441: Secret Garter Sticks (w/ Kliph Scurlock!) 04/14/2024

441: Secret Garter Sticks (w/ Kliph Scurlock!) Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show’d! We’re going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson’s tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don’t want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This session is going well! Kliph issues an apology to Will’s mom! Nelson has already paid the slap tax and is earning slap dividends! It keeps getting worse and worse for Will! Egot dreams! Kliph is given a drum Sophie’s Choice! Kliph’s Drum Rushmore! It all stands on the kickdrum! Hidden sticks! Shoulder sticks and garter sticks! Stealth marketing corner! Kliph’s band recommendations! What we’re into! Nelson’s bathroom earns high marks! Catch Kliph drumming on Gruff Rhys’s new album Sadness Sets Me Free! Check out his website at https://nr1will.wixsite.com/klipfhs-fan-page?fbclid=IwAR24ybHdO_3TLb-GpsJJF3n6TEZL6uWvxkQ9msk7AKzXzUfn0qxN2Rqfgy4 See our long-delayed Live Episode 425, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30 drinks, 8pm show on 4/20! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/30812583

440: Measure Cut Twice Once 04/08/2024

440: Measure Cut Twice Once Workin’ on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we’ll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It’s a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner’s son! It comes alive in our mouths! Heads for whimsy vs heads for numbers! A Nelson confession! Short what we’re watching: Warrior & Scavengers Reign! Sports Corner! Will’s Cousin’s Daughter, Sierra, is a top of the line rower doing Olympic trials! Rowing is hard! The decorum of congratulating a rower in Ohio! Just try weeping! My mouse is so sleepy! You will believe a man can eat an edible! See our long-delayed Live Episode 425, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30 drinks, 8pm show on 4/20! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/30724983

439: Busted by the Science Busters! 04/04/2024

438: Meat Wig 03/26/2024

437: The Prince of St. Patrick’s Day 03/18/2024

436: Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’ (feat: Ollie!) 03/11/2024

436: Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’ (feat: Ollie!) Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it’s early! Wilford Brimley’s postapocalyptic wasteland! Too grumpy too die! We slipped it in! Ollie can get you that free carrot hookup, but protect ya social security number! Karl syndrome! Nelson is sickly, and he’s been John Wickin’ it! Larry’s doing pigeon stuff! Gun tailors! We nearly get Kurt Loder in trouble (again)! Unfortunately, we’re weird news wall people! Build us a Wikipedia page, you cowards! Jean Jorts Abrams! Why did we do that, and continue to do this, to Kurt Loder! Will’s mind palace is Kurt Loder’s parking lot carwash! Pockets-out-the-bottom jorts on Jon Hamm and the K-man! All celebrities need a someone protecting their boots! Daisy Dukin’ and Boot Sloshin’! George Lucas’s Dagmar’s Hot Pants! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/30317858

435: All Pugged Up 03/04/2024

434: Bearded Midwestern Men of a Certain Age 02/27/2024

434: Bearded Midwestern Men of a Certain Age This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our hearts! We’ve got a new sponsor: all-natural productivity shot Magic Mind! It keeps you awake, alert, and focused without caffeine! We try it live, and our reviews are positive! Citrusy, with matcha notes, and sharpened minds, it’s two thumbs up from us! Get you some of this stuff at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off subscriptions and one-time purchases! The Girl Scouts are selling dog treats now, perfect for keeping pups chill during podcast recordings! Is it a hat or is it a toy (it’s both)! Will’s dog song of the day! Living with Will is a double-edged sword! Top 5 Weird Things Will Thinks About A lot! Baby butterfly wings, please dry these tears! Tremors vs Critters! Will says too much about nudity! Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/30140868

433: Rent-That-Auman 02/19/2024

432: Lil’ Juggernauts 02/11/2024

431: Sleepy Time Podcast Tea 02/05/2024

430: One Last Talk with Andy 01/29/2024

430: One Last Talk with Andy We’re doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy’s experiences with his cancer fight and how he was doing at the time before things unfortunately ended the way they did and we lost him a couple weeks back. We figured it would be valuable for people going through a similar situation or curious about what it’s like, but honestly just getting to hear Andy again feels so good during this painful, unbelievable time when we’re still struggling with the fact that he’s gone and we can’t have one more talk with him like we used to. Which is why we knew it couldn’t just go on the patreon as was the thought at the time it was recorded, but needed to be shared with everybody else out there still missing Andy something awful. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this very special episode, and we’ll be back to our regular bullshit next week, as best we can. We love you, and we hope you’re all doing well out there, all things considered. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/29688628

429: Goodbye to a Local Legend 01/22/2024

428: Knees Deep in Skeeze 01/14/2024

427: Keys & Explosives 01/08/2024

427: Keys & Explosives 2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God’s best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq loves about Will! Nelson is guarding the money! How many coins does Jaq have!? Harvesting coin money from dead loved ones! Henry Ford’s dream, but with less antisemitism and cars! Will has hot jams news! Let Nelson nerd, you cowards! The once and future mayor! Gods whose music is less danceable! Ollie and his robot friends podcasting the end of the world! Space Doctor remembrances! Will’s video game corner! Wichita has a flag? Arcane horror or esoteric racism!? Listeners, is the Wichita flag racist? See us live this Friday night, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, more drinks after! Free admission and Will’s bringing gifts! Location still nebulous, but will be announced ASAP (should be later today or tomorrow at latest)! Check our socials and the fb event for up to date info! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/29383303

426: Mean Bones & Sky Ghosts 12/31/2023

424: Breaking News: Merry Christmas! 12/25/2023

424: Breaking News: Merry Christmas! Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crown make up? It’s a moist lack of heat in England! Aging British, a magazine for Will by Will! Breaking News: the dog pooped in the house! Will couldn’t live in a basement, he’s a man of the sea! Will watched Rebel Moon! Make Nelson the Queen of England, you English cowards! Will’s not going to get into the whole sleeping with English ladies thing! Merry Christmas! It’s a Slim Pickins Christmas! Live show Friday! Purebred wings! Economics vs yum! It’s Christmas, have some garage stuff! The theme is lady posters! Spider clown sex party! Get you a recessed living room to up your sex party rebounds! The 70’s were right about a lot of things! See us live this Friday night at Fields & Ivy in downtown Lawrence! 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, more drinks to follow! Come get a present from Will’s garage! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/29224113

423: The 3 Seashells 12/18/2023

422: DecaDeuce vol 13: Elevator Talk 12/11/2023

422: DecaDeuce vol 13: Elevator Talk DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (you were warned): 61 Extra Strength minutes! Sometimes there’re variable levels of sound quality, too, because sometimes they’re mic checks and sometimes we’ve been drinking. Still, you should appreciate the sentiment because we do all of this for you! Without you, it wouldn’t exist— thereby making you legally responsible! We’ve got guests, too! Melia Stockham, Shawn Franklin, and Jason Keezer! Here’s the Contents: 1) Pickleball!, or Will’s Gonna Forward Roll All Over Your Ass! (1/14/23) 2) Wine for the Everyperson, or No Judgment Tailgate, or Stealth Wine (w/ Melia Stockham) (2/5/23) 3) Favorite D&D Character, or Nerd Alert! (w/ Melia Stockham) (2/5/23) 4) Beard Care Corner, or Will Accidentally Joins a Beard Bro Cult (3/5/23) 5) Beard Cult Update, or Will Didn’t Read the Cult Fine Print, or Alibi Me, Brother (3/12/23) 6) What are the Teens Supposed to Do, or RIP Malls, or the Fuckwind (3/14/23) 7) D&D Cookbook, or Dearmicide, or #PieMeUpBuddy, or Bjork is Sad (4/23/23) 8) Lawrence Writers, or Nicotine is a Hell of a Drug (4/23/23) 9) We had AI write us a mini-Deuce script to prove the importance of writers in solidarity with the WGA strike. Featuring Shawn Franklin as Nelson and Jason Keezer as Will! (5/28/23) 10) This House of Noise and Drool, or Slurp Friends! (8/5/23) Back with a regular Double Deuce episode next week! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/29016478

421: Live Bold! 12/04/2023

420: Big Moist Boy 11/27/2023

420: Big Moist Boy It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will’s got a legal question he can’t ask our lawyer, Spicy Beef Gaus! Nelson can law a little when the need arises! Will knows what car everybody drives, or at least he thinks he does! Will knows which of his friends wear stupid hats! Legally, Will is in the clear in re: that snow dick! Always get the phone before you tell them about the dick! Despite it all, Will sticks the landing! Druncle Funcle Willie helps his niece out with a first date! Backdoor Sports Corner! Get your goddamn hands off our football coach! Nelson doesn’t know the metric system! How many stone is a chocolate cake anyway!? A man’s got to have a jaunty tune! If you’re trying to Double Deuce, it’s either a sting or a meander! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/28799648

419: Objective Truth & the McRib 11/20/2023

419: Objective Truth & the McRib We’re zooming again, we’re sober, and we got no guest, but it’s still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We’re a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib’s back (watch out for your o-rings)! Jesus probably never ate a McRib! Not a lot of people know this, but Jesus was pretty religious! Keep the Christ in Chrtist! Will met the governor! The governor is like your mom! We know the nice politicians! Office garage! Will’s list of enemies isn’t public, but it isn’t a secret— just give him a call! It’s not a perfect system, but it is honest! The McRib abhors a human digestive system! The McRib is taking the first offramp it can find! The similarities between the McRib and childbirth! Nelson’s cat loves ribs, while Will loves Baldur’s Gate 3! Will’s not getting weird with it, yet! Nelson’s a one-woman witcher, while Will is a lusty witcher! You can horse race if you want to, you can leave your friends behind! Watch out for your cornhole, McRib coming! Enjoy your Thanksgivings! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: [email protected] Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider and Amber Fraley, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/28715178

418: 90’s Lawrence Bingo Cards (w/ Mel Novak!) 11/13/2023

417: Polaroid Dick Pic (w/ Mel Novak!) 11/06/2023

416: The Littlest Free Library 10/30/2023

415: Sucka MCs Can’t Worship Like Me 10/23/2023

414: Druidic Secrets of I-70 10/16/2023

413: A Horse of Convenience 10/09/2023

412: William Faulkner, Pete’s Dragon & Bluey’s Dad 09/30/2023

411: Bundt Licker! 09/24/2023

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