Double Deuce podcast

Two guys living in the midwest rocking 22 hopefully humorous minutes of talk about whatever over a beer or two, sometimes with a guest. Laugh, think and get on with your day. No big deal.

552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! 06/01/2026

552: Sniff! Lick! Weigh! Strike Metal! The Notes: Live Show coming! Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) Live on 7/11, more details coming soon as the search for our next live home continues! Experts (Stange) say Will’s song of the summer, Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), “slaps!” The legend of Chris Maloney, which, like Will’s hip hop renaissance, is on the Patreon! Mattress and a wheelchair! Sports Corner! Go KU Baseball! Swept the Regionals they hosted and on to the Super Regionals! Go Sunderland, back in the Premiership with authority and in the Europas! Nice job Norwich, with recent part-owner Hugh Jackman! If you save Hugh from a fire, Stefan, ask him if he wants to be on the podcast (this offer extends to non-Stefans and situations unrelated to fire)! Will is no fantasy metallurgist! Nelson’s Fantasy Metal Checklist! Sniff it, lick it, hit it against something metal to hear the sound it makes! Will brings the high heat! Star Wars therapy! These kids worship different gods! We return to the scene of the crime! Will isn’t going to survive a multiversal situation! See our Live Episode 555 (Oops All 5’s) on Saturday 7/11! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/41488445

551: Roombas with Guns 05/27/2026

550: Artisanal Market-to-Table Dicks 05/18/2026

549: Hot Jamz for the Wasteland 05/11/2026

548: Edible Hats & Open-Air Pork 05/04/2026

547: That’s What My Dad Taught Me 04/26/2026

546: Goosin’ It Up in a Big Car 04/20/2026

545: Any Pizza in a Storm 04/13/2026

544: Mustard Tim 04/06/2026

543: The Mustard Report 03/30/2026

542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually 03/22/2026

542: Bill Nye's Time is Nigh, Sexually We’re in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don’t remember a lick of it, so I’ll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they’re a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like Elsie in that movie! All Will’s hills are weird! Any hill’s a good place to die, at least there’s a view! Hill people vs valley people! England is catching hill-based strays! Bill Nye’s time is nigh, sexually! Bill Nye’s sexual charisma is so absolute it could devour the stars! Nelson’s night thoughts and Will’s dream sexin’! We really dive into the potential mechanical hurdles of tall people having sex! We’re on a mustard trip as we speak! [editor’s note, Mustard Museum is THE place] Are you in Wisconsin right now, let’s hang! Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World! Nelson is a reluctant hero! Nelson’s starting a revolution for the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40571490

541: Technical Difficulties 03/17/2026

541: Technical Difficulties Despite god’s greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don’t even remember how we started cause now there’s a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will’s computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it’s obviously one of the two! Spotify betrayed us (mostly Will)! Aside from his head, Ben Shapiro is obviously hairless as a Harkonnen! Will thinks a lot about Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows! “Eyebrow Guy” is a reductive term! Big & Bushy! Can you be a good eyebrow owner/manager without being an eyebrow doctor!? An argument ensues about whether Big & Bushy would be better as a brick and mortar or out of the back of a van! Will needs an eyebrow business plan before Nelson can agree to run this eyebrow business! Zoom has betrayed us (or possibly Will’s internet)! Hey book world, give Nelson the new hotness! #GiveNelsonWhatsHot! Will is really taking this all hard! Justice for the meat, Will! #IKnowWillWantsSpankings! Top 5 Wills That Want Spankings! The Germans are famously coy and sexually mysterious! Will is strangely impervious to Bill Nye’s apocalyptically powerful sexual aura! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40509335

540: Hose Down Them Hotels! 03/09/2026

539: Butthole Awareness 03/02/2026

539: Butthole Awareness In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson’s quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison Ford!? Could Brimley do an Air Force One!? Brimley ages like a cat! Nelson once again demands the butthole cut! Society’s got buttholes! Airing out the ol’ butthole! A society with free flying buttholes would make subway travel untenable! #LetThemButtholesFly! Immortality means better buttholes! How do them cocoons handle the chlorine!? An implied ruh-roh! Nelson forgets about Fisher Stevens! Remake Perfect Strangers, you cowards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40278900

538: The Sum of Human Yumminess 02/23/2026

538: The Sum of Human Yumminess Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We’re like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson’s got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will’s hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per usual! Raymun Fossaway, the Apple-man, realest homie in Westeros! Does Nelson love editing the podcast too much!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/40196555

537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge 02/16/2026

536: Criminal Horniness! 02/08/2026

535: Ain’t Nothing Wrong with Wings 02/02/2026

534: ‘Splode Hobo 01/26/2026

533: Hiddleston’s Horny Hotel 01/19/2026

532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn 01/12/2026

531: Edible Reasons 01/05/2026

530: Big in Nigeria (Deucey New Year!) 12/29/2025

529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce! 12/23/2025

529: Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Happy Holi-Deuce! So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she’s worth the wait! We’re here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we’re ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a speed-dial scientist! Are you a scientist and do you want to be OUR scientist!? Will’s the bad cop this episode! Dot-matrix printers are the platonic ideal of Geordi no to the utility vs Geordi yes to the aesthetics! Printers 2: Judgement Day! Nelson knows when an old gray mare ain’t what she used to be! It’s a metaphor for everything, but in a printing way! Nelson is canonically pro-robot, but these killer printers have him buggin’! Ghost guns and wobble legs are a deadly combo! That’s how they Clockwork Orange these printers into Terminators! How to embarrass a printer! Shaq’s gonna get those nuclear codes! Taekwondo and Red Lobster with Shaq! Nelson finally reveals his long history with Shaq! I was like what Harry Potter does for his sport, but with basketball, and with a knife! The Big Continuous! Horse and Wine! A lot of people confuse Shaq and Ed Parker, aka White Shaq! Ding ding ding, bonus points! Christmas Lightning Round! Chimney magic is just chimney science we don’t understand yet! Have you ever heard of sharks, bro!? #SantaScience! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/39516925

528: Twilight Squeakers 12/15/2025

527: Quarter-Kravitzing 12/08/2025

527: Quarter-Kravitzing 527: Quarter-Kravitzing The Notes: We’re here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will’s hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard’s office had a high-back chair. Legs go in front of the chair, not over the top, William! Jaunty but sexual! Droids vs sexbots, sexual-style! Men would fuck it! Ladies love that Santa ass! It was only a Quarter-Kravitz, your honor! Quarter-Kravitz vs The Full Kravitz! Bit too drafty this winter’s eve for any kind of Kravitz! Potential reasons for the handful of times Santa has definitely had his dick out in somebody else’s home that don’t involve your mommy! Milk Stains are Santa’s nightmare! OG cartoons that were phoning it in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/39319690

526: Friendsgiving 2: Throwin' Rolls! 12/01/2025

525: The Pound-Round, a Friendsgiving Episode 11/24/2025

524: Implied Touche 11/18/2025

523: I’m a Lonely Cabbage 11/10/2025

523: I’m a Lonely Cabbage The Notes: Nelson’s mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn’t fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing hand-clasp! Teachers, bookmark this episode! No respect for cabbage! Will is a cabbage apologist! Cabbage v Lettuce: Dawn of Ruffage! Real self-worth comes from within, not from without, cabbage and/or Will! Q&A for Will’s book, Day After the Waste Land, this Tuesday night, 7pm at the Raven! Peel that man’s layers! Apologies, Mr. Eliot’s Ghost! Hit the hashtag, Mr. Eliot’s Ghost! The TS Eliot is Nice to a Child Domino that inevitably leads to the Digital Removal of Human-Cat Buttholes Domino! Mother, father, please explain the buttholes! A real cat weighs in! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times’s 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one! /episode/index/show/doubledeuce/id/38974905

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