Drinking from the Garden Hose podcast

Just a couple of guys talking about what it used to be like as they continue on the path to becoming cranky old men*. The charm is that we suck. *They aren't there just yet.

Won't You Pod My Neighbor 09/05/2025

Won't You Pod My Neighbor Ed and OB kicked things off debating the important stuff—NFL greats vs. One Piece pirates—because why not compare linebackers to Luffy? From there, they stumbled through scheduling snafus, basked in listener love, and celebrated their meteoric rise from hobbyists to “professional” podcasters (read: they now make enough from commercials to maybe buy lunch). The episode wrapped with hot takes on stadium etiquette, weird neighborhood sightings, and the eternal struggle of keeping clothes stain-free. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/38094010

Lift Six Pod, Seven Pod, Eight Pod Bunch 08/22/2025

Lift Six Pod, Seven Pod, Eight Pod Bunch Ed and OB’s latest pod had it all: boy-band dreams, baseball fantasies, and a phrase so overused it deserves its own fan club. They dove into viral internet nonsense, debated whether a Backstreet Boys Vegas residency could change lives (spoiler: OB might start packing glitter), and mapped out big ideas for the podcast’s future. Along the way, they swapped stories about Yankees–Red Sox games, catching home runs without bodily harm, and why the glory days of R-rated comedies still make today’s movies look PG. Your favorite podcast about nothing returns, and—as always—the charm is that we suck. Two guys. Two mics. Two questionable takes. That’s the hose, baby. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/37916005

Aurora Borealis Pods In View 08/09/2025

Aurora Borealis Pods In View Ed and OB return to the mic (after the usual tech chaos) to talk lawns, laughs, and the day OB son officially destroyed a car—no mystery, just mayhem. They cover a cinematic spectrum from slapstick gold to whatever Hollywood’s cooking next, dabble in sports nostalgia, and unveil a foolproof beach defense strategy involving bird crackers and a complete disregard for social norms. It’s wildly personal, unintentionally insightful, and definitely not approved by the DMV. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/37740205

We Pod Short Shorts 08/01/2025

We Pod Short Shorts Ed and OB fire up the mics to talk tech, trauma, and tiny shorts. Ed revisits his 8th grade "Scared Straight" prison trip (yes, really), while OB tries to understand how fashion went from flannel to five-inch inseams. From mustache pride to questionable khaki choices, they dig into how clothes mess with your self-esteem—and how Ed’s entire travel wardrobe philosophy hinges on a mysterious, unbought jacket. Come for the audio setup talk, stay for the over-analysis of men’s thighs.d and OB fire up the mics to talk tech, trauma, and tiny shorts. Ed revisits his 8th grade "Scared Straight" prison trip (yes, really), while OB tries to understand how fashion went from flannel to five-inch inseams. From mustache pride to questionable khaki choices, they dig into how clothes mess with your self-esteem—and how Ed’s entire travel wardrobe philosophy hinges on a mysterious, unbought jacket. Come for the audio setup talk, stay for the over-analysis of men’s thighs. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/37638610

Understand it Better Podin' in My Shoes 07/05/2025

Understand it Better Podin' in My Shoes After their usual battle with technology (spoiler: the tech wins again), Ed and OB finally hit record. Ed teases a very important takeaway from his recent travels, while OB proudly reveals his trusty notebook—completely blank, as always, just in case Ed accidentally says something useful. They kick things off with a little hat banter, a lot of side-eye, and the official announcement: Drinking from the Garden Hose is now streaming on YouTube! Brace yourself for travel tales, nonsense, and notebook neglect. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/37280100

We Can Pod Real Neat from Our Hats to our Feet 06/19/2025

We Can Pod Real Neat from Our Hats to our Feet It’s the VIDEO DEBUT of Your Favorite Podcast About Nothing! Ed relives his run-in with a bouncer (spoiler: there was tension), OB faces accusations of “hat fishing,” and the guys consider polling the audience to settle once and for all: is OB guilty of follicular deception? They also stumble through website updates, video woes, and potential date matches for podcast characters (yes, really). Rounding things out: a surprisingly passionate take on frozen food, outdated slang, and how not to get canceled by accident. Laughs, polls, tech fails, and questionable fashion choices—it’s all here, and now you can watch the chaos unfold. You can join the conversation at /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/37076185

I'm Gonna Watch You Pod 06/06/2025

I'm Gonna Watch You Pod Ed and OB get real about getting old—aching knees, mysterious braces, and the fact that nobody handed them an aging manual. They tackle everything from getting carded at bars (yes, still), to public restroom hygiene at live events, to whether younger generations are actually in better shape—or just louder about it. It’s a hilariously relatable deep dive into creaky joints and cultural shifts, with all the usual tangents you didn’t ask for but secretly love. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/36885455

I'll Show You how to Pod in the Mail Room Honey 05/23/2025

I'll Show You how to Pod in the Mail Room Honey In this episode of Your Favorite Podcast About Nothing, That OB and Ed dive headfirst into podcasting mishaps, website form rage, and the glorious awkwardness of AI assistants. From questionable bathroom architecture to urinals designed for “special occasions,” no topic is off-limits. Tech troubles, toilet tales, and a passionate defense of proper handwashing—what more could you want? /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/36684625

Oh, My God, Becky, Look at Her Pod 05/09/2025

Oh, My God, Becky, Look at Her Pod In this week's episode of Drinking from the Garden Hose, Ed and OB took a deep dive into the wild world of parenting—because if there’s anything better than raising kids, it’s talking about it with a beer in hand. They covered the classics: setting rules, disciplining your little angels (or miniature anarchists, depending on the day), and swapping stories that made it clear neither of them is getting nominated for Parent of the Year anytime soon. The conversation meandered—like a loose garden hose on full blast—into current events, including the surprising revelation that Bill Belichick’s personal life is somehow newsworthy. That’s right, the hoodie-wearing mastermind of football apparently has a dating life, and Ed and OB handled this breaking news with the grace and subtlety of a toddler with a drum set. "Drinking from the Garden Hose: where parenting advice is unfiltered, unqualified, and probably needs a disclaimer." /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/36480480

Every Move You Make and Every Pod You Break 04/25/2025

Every Move You Make and Every Pod You Break In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, OB gets emotional (in his own way) as he shares the tale of a dream come true—yes, it actually happened, and no, it wasn’t about defeating a bear with a machete. Meanwhile, Ed returns from a trip to Las Vegas with a suitcase full of stories: from unexpected airplane drama to getting hot at the tables (and not in the sunburn way), plus a hilariously underwhelming attempt to recreate a nostalgic photo with his travel buddies. It’s a mix of triumph, turbulence, and questionable group posing—classic Gardenhose chaos. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/36303000

An Invisible Man Sleeping in you Pod 04/11/2025

An Invisible Man Sleeping in you Pod In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, Ed and OB celebrate their podcast's ongoing existence (and the fact that they still speak to each other) by diving into the world of youth sports—where the stakes are high, the snacks are overpriced, and the tournament schedules make no earthly sense. They share the highs, lows, and "why are we paying this much for parking?" moments from recent games, along with their kids’ travel quirks and MVP-worthy antics. Throw in a few restaurant rants, parenting laughs, and just enough heartfelt reflection to keep it wholesome, and you've got another classic episode full of relatable chaos and unfiltered dad energy. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/36070630

I'm Too Sexy For my Pod 03/28/2025

I'm Too Sexy For my Pod In this episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose, Ed and OB take listeners on a wild ride through their latest observations, schemes, and questionable life choices. They tackle hard-hitting topics like their grand podcast plans (which may or may not ever happen), bizarre happenings at the gym, and the fine art of car buying—aka how not to get totally ripped off. Plus, they dive into their latest fashion splurge: a wrinkle-resistant jacket so revolutionary, it might just change their lives (or at least their laundry routines). Along the way, they swap opinions, share ridiculous personal stories, and attempt to make sense of consumer trends with their signature blend of wisdom and nonsense. Buckle up—it’s a ride you don’t want to miss! /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/35903660

We've Got the Biggest Pods of them All 03/14/2025

We've Got the Biggest Pods of them All This episode of Drinking from the Gardenhose starts off with a bomb—literally, then OB and Ed dive headfirst into chaos before launching into Ed’s recent adventure in Washington, DC. From battling traffic that defied the laws of physics to navigating the high-stakes world of family sightseeing, Ed shares the highs, lows, and "why is this happening to me?" moments of his trip. They also cover his daughter’s volleyball tournament, a shocking basketball victory no one saw coming (least of all Ed), and a passionate, borderline ridiculous debate about the superiority of clear ice balls in drinks. Stick around for laughs, questionable travel advice, and an unsubtle guilt trip about visiting their website. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/35678355

But a Coupla Podsa Beer 02/28/2025

But a Coupla Podsa Beer OB and Ed finally settle on who That Bastard is. Ed loosens up on his beer snobbery (just a little), but is an IPA at Daytona a total Douche Chill? OB coins the term inside feral, and the guys have a blast at Millennials' expense. Tune in for the fun, the nonsense, and the unapologetic banter! /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/35472675

Tryna Pod a Chord and it's Probably A-Minor 02/14/2025

Tryna Pod a Chord and it's Probably A-Minor OB and Ed make sure to add one more Genx voice to the halftime show reveiw. Then Ed leans into doctors and makes sure to offically label OB. OB explains how the website changes happen and learns an importnat lesson on how to use it. This weeks titl;e is a little newer sorry for those that play along. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/35275740

Pod my, my, my Serpentine 01/31/2025

Pod my, my, my Serpentine Ed and OB shared their experiences with extreme weather conditions and discussed the differences between generations in the workplace, focusing on Gen. Z. They also debated which songs best represent Generation X and shared stories about their recent experiences with two different 40-year-olds. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/35096775

And I can't Cope, Pod up a Rope 01/17/2025

And I can't Cope, Pod up a Rope It's Season 4 Episode 20 and it won't take long to go off the tracks. O.B. Comes for the listeners and there feedback. Ed is also curious about some listener feedback and their use of the OED. The episode covers TikTok’s imminent demise as well as trolls that seem to miss the joke. We finish up with some quality GenX analysis of the kids today. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34890295

Podcast in the Sand 'Round and 'Round 01/03/2025

Podcast in the Sand 'Round and 'Round OB and Ed are once again joined by Anthony. The episode has a bit of a cold open followed by another conversation around Ed's favorite topic, swords. Ed gives a brief description of his most recent trip to Disney and his buy in of "The Rule of 3". Anthony ends the show buy putting his foot in his mouth. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34673940

He's Racing and Pacing and Podding the course 01/01/2025

He's Racing and Pacing and Podding the course Ed, OB, and Anthony discussed their experiences and plans for a Bro trip to the Daytona 500, with a focus on the fun aspects and the challenges of waking up early. They also shared their experiences with Hooters. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34673210

Just One Pod and I Fall Down Drunk 12/20/2024

Just One Pod and I Fall Down Drunk OB's son had to go to the emergency room so last episode dropped late. Listen to OB explain to Ed the sordid details of that incedent.Spoilers OB's kid is fine but the ER makes for a intereting time. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34522025

Strike a Pod, there's Nothing to it 12/13/2024

Strike a Pod, there's Nothing to it OB and Ed discussed their experiences, frustrations, and social media interactions, and ED talking E(OBs Wife). They also discussed the Nemesis's Husbands questionable fashion choices and the guys own TikTok presence, with Ed expressing pride in his video mocking OB. Lastly, they discussed the promotion of their podcast on their website (which you should vist right now) emphasizing the importance of direct engagement with their content. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34431670

You Haven't Even Touched your Pod Cast Casserole 11/28/2024

You Haven't Even Touched your Pod Cast Casserole OB and Ed start the show off discussing what it means to be a fan before even getting to a proper intro. Ed then shocks the world by saying something nice before the guys discuss Thanksgiving traditions and side dish preferences. Ed finally gets to ask how O.B. is getting out of that room. O.B. confidently begins sharing his expertise in Kendo and the scoring system involved. Yes back to back same artist they know. It's probably becasue they suck! /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/34186605

Night at the Twine Ball Pod 11/15/2024

Night at the Twine Ball Pod Ed and OB discussed various topics related to aging, health issues, and regional differences in the United States. They shared personal experiences and observations about medical appointments, and social customs in different parts of the country. The conversation also touched onhunting anecdotes, and the Midwest's kindness. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33942897

Pod in the Park for Tobacco and Food 11/01/2024

Pod in the Park for Tobacco and Food OB and Ed reminisce about their podcast journey, acknowledging the contributions of their wives, theme music creator, and website designer, as well as their early struggles with technology. They discuss various comments made by their listeners, with most being negative towards O.B., and the importance of fan engagement and content. They also reminisce about past episodes and discuss their creative process, with Ed sharing humorous poll results and O.B. highlighting Ed's entertaining polls. Join in the fun at https://gardenhose.vercel.app/ /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33717007

99 Pod Balloons 10/25/2024

99 Pod Balloons O.B. shares his experience at Comic-con with Ed, discussing the challenges his family faced and the enjoyable aspects of the event including meeting Matt Smith and his sons' misadventures during a hotel stay. The conversation also touched on their experiences with TikTok, with Ed expressing his excitement about joining the platform and O.B. sharing his content from Comic-con. The AI gave a lot of take aways. Spoilers below for a very trying episode • O.B. to take his car to the body shop on Monday for repair assessment and insurance claim. • Sammy to return O.B.'s recovered car keys. • O.B. and family to consider attending smaller comic conventions in the future instead of large ones like New York Comic Con. • O.B. to prepare his next cosplay outfit for a potential future comic convention. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33603672

Never Ever Pod the Northern Lights 10/18/2024

Never Ever Pod the Northern Lights Ed comes in hot again. This time he is sure to insult a lot of you and OB actually agrees. After that they settle into a small bit of sports talk with the guys sharing the joys of baseball with Alex. The episode ends with Ed letting OB Flounder .) around with his hot take. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33484572

Giving the Pod a Bone 10/04/2024

Giving the Pod a Bone Ed discussed his frustrations with his dog and the challenges of parenting, with OB comparing children to dogs. OB shared his plans for attending New York Comic Con, with OB excited about dressing up in themed costumes and Ed expressing his reluctance to attend. The conversation also touched on the evolution of technology, with O.B. and Ed discussing their recent purchases and experiences, including high-tech wallets and metal business cards. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33312877

One Pod and One Nation Yeah One Vision 09/20/2024

One Pod and One Nation Yeah One Vision Ed and OB discussed the challenges of aging, including their strategies for gauging age and the inevitability of age-related health issues. They also reminisced about their past activities and shared stories about their experiences with aging and vision. The conversation also touched on their retirement plans, the possibility of becoming grandparents, and the humorous concept of one of O.B.'s children being a replicant. Okay not a replicant but Replicant. Love the AI. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/33116257

The Pod is the Same in a Relative Way 09/06/2024

The Pod is the Same in a Relative Way OB and Ed shared their experiences of their children moving into college, reminiscing about their first adult paychecks and discussing their children's living situations. They also discussed the synchronization of clocks in their daily lives and a a light-hearted discussion about their skills in playing whiffle ball and football, and a humorous exchange about being the best at irritating someone. OB May go on a rant that silences Ed as for revenge for last episode, As a side note this Title can mean so much relative to the episode, /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/32938517

Well We're Poddin' on Up 08/23/2024

Well We're Poddin' on Up Ed and OB discussed various topics including fashion trends, their podcast, personal experiences, and family dynamics. They explored the convenience of group dining, apps for splitting bills, and the increasing trend of credit card transaction fees in restaurants. The conversation also covered regional food preferences, and something the AI thinks is a friend's new job opportunity on a cruise ship. /episode/index/show/drinkingfromthegardenhose/id/32703562

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