Dueling Ogres

Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Episode 231: Sun Farts 07/23/2023

Episode 231: Sun Farts We're back and we're bringing the divisiveness! Baldur's Gate III, Xenk replacing Drizzt, aliens, and more! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:18:21 Upcoming UFO/UAP Hearing 00:26:45 Sun Defying Forecasts 00:40:27 NASA Rover Finds Preserved Organic Molecules on Mars 00:46:50 Writers Strike Opinions 00:49:53 D&D HAT's Xenk was originally supposed to be Drizzt 01:06:29 Baldur's Gate III 01:14:03 D&D Player Creates Genius Spell Slot Tracker 01:17:35 New Pokemon App Records your Farts While you Sleep 01:21:54 Shoutouts/Plugs 01:26:35 Outro Links From Space! ==CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME MERCH! We have a myriad astonishing graphics available to show your love for Dueling Ogres! Wear it loud and proud or silent and deadly. Heh, fart jokes. Or if you want to support us another way, consider becoming a patron! For just pennies a day, you can feed and clothe these poor, destitute, abused ogres. (Quick, someone queue "In the Arms of an Angel"). And finally, if you just want to drop a one-time donation, you can click the third link and your donation will be automagically featured in the description of the YouTube version! ==WRITE YOUR STUFF FOR US, PLEASE! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! ==SMASH ALL THOSE social media LIKES AND SHARES AND retweets and pins and SUBSCRIBES FOREVER and JOIN OUR PATREON! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! ==CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) Patreon Supporter Goal |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 Most Recent Patron Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped! Subscriber Goal ||||........... 10% ............... 107/1K Newest Subscriber Kevin Wilson Join the Ogre Den Discord! Tipper Shoutout! /episode/index/show/duelingogres/id/27540063

Episode 230: Pocket Monster Energy Drinks 05/15/2023

Episode 229: OG-LIARS! OGL Thoughts 03/13/2023

Episode 229: OG-LIARS! OGL Thoughts Brandon and Rem weigh in on Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast's ill-fated OGL debacle! America stands for freedom; but if you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55 Dialogue 00:24:21 OGL SRD Discussion 01:06:53 Paizo OGL / Call to Action 01:08:10 DnD Shorts Shoutout 01:11:42 Outtro/Shoutouts https://youtu.be/ONN5vcF86wQ OGLinks! CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME MERCH! We have a myriad astonishing graphics available to show your love for Dueling Ogres! Wear it loud and proud or silent and deadly. Heh, fart jokes. Or if you want to support us another way, consider becoming a patron! For just pennies a day, you can feed and clothe these poor, destitute, abused ogres. (Quick, someone queue "In the Arms of an Angel"). And finally, if you just want to drop a one-time donation, you can click the third link and your donation will be automagically featured in the description of the YouTube version! https://www.duelingogres.com/bazaar-dueling-ogres-store/ https://duelog.me/patreon https://mercury.streamelements.com/duelingogres-6424/tip WRITE YOUR STUFF FOR US, PLEASE! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] SMASH ALL THOSE social media LIKES AND SHARES AND retweets and pins and SUBSCRIBES FOREVER and JOIN OUR PATREON! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! ==CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) *Patreon Supporter Goal* |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 https://vod.strms.net/p/340356 _Most Recent Patron_ Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped! *Subscriber Goal* ||||........... 10% ............... 104/1K https://vod.strms.net/s/UC9kOqh4uVwVBMX2wEDWXW9g _Newest Subscriber_ Mackenzie Haught *Join the Ogre Den Discord!* https://discord.gg/DUsKghmjU5 *Tipper Shoutout!* https://mercury.streamelements.com/tip/duelingogres-6424 /episode/index/show/duelingogres/id/26199585

Episode 228: A Rich Man, a Dinosaur, and a Scientist Walk into a Tavern 02/26/2023

Episode 228: A Rich Man, a Dinosaur, and a Scientist Walk into a Tavern Listen, Barney the Dinosaur loves you and loves me. He's straight up a Jesus allegory. If they want to cash in on the Jesus allegory one more time, let'em! Churches have been doing it with collections and tithes for hundreds of years! Tune in next time on DRAGON BALL Z! 00:00:13 Intro 00:00:57 Dialogue 00:28:10 #Quantum Foam 00:44:03 #Barney the Dinosaur Reboot 00:51:14 #OGL discussion teaser 00:53:58 Delta THCO 01:09:24 Shoutouts [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1yOdX-tKOo?version=3&rel=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&fs=1&hl=en-US&autohide=2&wmode=transparent] Quantum Dinosaur Links ==CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME MERCH! We have a myriad astonishing graphics available to show your love for Dueling Ogres! Wear it loud and proud or silent and deadly. Heh, fart jokes. Or if you want to support us another way, consider becoming a patron! For just pennies a day, you can feed and clothe these poor, destitute, abused ogres. (Quick, someone queue "In the Arms of an Angel"). And finally, if you just want to drop a one-time donation, you can click the third link and your donation will be automagically featured in the description of the YouTube version! ==WRITE YOUR STUFF FOR US, PLEASE! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! ==SMASH ALL THOSE social media LIKES AND SHARES AND retweets and pins and SUBSCRIBES FOREVER and JOIN OUR PATREON! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! ==CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) Patreon Supporter Goal |||............ 10% ............... 5/50 _Most Recent Patron_ Bucky the Blacksmith - And I Helped! Subscriber Goal ||||........... 10% ............... 104/1K _Newest Subscriber_ Mackenzie Haught Join the Ogre Den Discord! Tipper Shoutout! /episode/index/show/duelingogres/id/26044338

Episode 227: Goblin Mode 01/30/2023

Episode 226: One Way to Play D&D 11/13/2022

Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters 11/05/2022

Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters This week Brandon and Rem return to talk about the AI takeover! This episode's artwork was created by CreativeFabrica's CF Spark AI image generator! Creative Fabrica has millions of fonts, graphics, patterns, actions and presets for your design needs. All Access plans start at just $29/month, or you can dial in to just graphics, crafts, or fonts packages. These always come with a commercial-use license. Or you can just create a free account today and buy things on an as-needed basis! Click here for more info! 00:00:00 Show Start 00:01:01 Dialogue 00:37:18 Simu Liu's Comments are Outrageous! 00:45:39 AI Generated Content Copyrighted for the First Time! 00:55:31 Getty Images CEO Hates on AI Art 01:08:05 Ancient Viruses In Tibetan Glaciers! 01:15:59 Altus Hates its Fan Base 01:29:54 Room Temperature Quantum States! 01:39:51 Shoutouts 01:49:51 Outtro 01:50:50 Outtakes AI Generated Links CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME MERCH! We have a myriad astonishing graphics available to show your love for Dueling Ogres! Wear it loud and proud or silent and deadly. Heh, fart jokes. Or if you want to support us another way, consider becoming a patron! For just pennies a day, you can feed and clothe these poor, destitute, abused ogres. (Quick, someone queue "In the Arms of an Angel"). And finally, if you just want to drop a one-time donation, you can click the third link and your donation will be automagically featured in the description of the YouTube version! WRITE YOUR STUFF FOR US, PLEASE! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! [email protected] SMASH ALL THOSE social media LIKES AND SHARES AND retweets and pins and SUBSCRIBES FOREVER and JOIN OUR PATREON! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ 978 DU-OGRES (978-386-4737)!! (Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under CC by attribution 3.0. Outro: Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte, licensed under CC by attribution 4.0 Int'l.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM2tDcc_ZA Video version of Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters on YouTube /episode/index/show/duelingogres/id/24913350

Episode 224: Let Me See That Butt! 09/05/2022

Episode 223: But Not Mark Hamill 08/02/2022

Episode 222: The Legend of James Webb 07/25/2022

Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman 04/05/2022

Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52! 02/28/2022

Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52! A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's something else. 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:07:39 Fuck You, Jeff Bezos - funny moment 0:14:38 Rem's a Southern Gentlemen - funny moment 0:24:44 Ponderous Penis - funny moment 0:28:59 Dungeons & Dragons Musical - Here there be Dragons 0:30:28 Brandon Hates - Ruining Relationships 0:33:46 Hulu orders 27 new episodes of Futurama, but Bender's not on board...yet 0:37:44 Phil LaMarr interview 0:40:43 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony Propaganda? 0:50:34 Nintendo hits YouTuber with 3500 copyright strikes 1:00:17 Dueling Ogres Presents: The New 52 Winnie the Pooh 1:02:31 The new Batman and DC: The World Needs Heroes 1:09:28 Disney + releasing a new X-Men '97 series with art styles based around the original 90's cartoon 1:11:08 Disney+ releases poster for Kenobi 1:13:31 the lost at sea legos 1:17:47 Wrap-up and Shoutouts 1:25:25 Outro 1:26:26 Outtakes Duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuhnuhnuhnuh-nuh nuh, duh-nuh (doo-weep!) Get it? It's the instrumental theme from the original X-Men animated seri...you...you don't know what I'm talking about? Fine, here's your stupid trackback links. CHECK OUT OUR AWESOME MERCH! We have a myriad astonishing graphics available to show your love for Dueling Ogres! Wear it loud and proud or silent and deadly. Heh, fart jokes. Or if you want to support us another way, consider becoming a ! For just pennies a day, you can feed and clothe these poor, destitute, abused ogres. (Quick, someone queue "In the Arms of an Angel") WRITE YOUR STUFF FOR US, PLEASE! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out? Email us with an article to be published for thousands of readers to see! SMASH ALL THOSE social media LIKES AND SHARES AND retweets and pins and SUBSCRIBES FOREVER and JOIN OUR PATREON! They help us stay alive one more day! Literally, there are larger ogres over us. They're ruthless and terrifying. We cry tears of blood! CALL or TEXT us so we can play/read your question on air @ !! (Intro uses the "" track by Kevin Macleod (). Licensed under . Outtro: , licensed under .) /episode/index/show/duelingogres/id/22267976