Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here. It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
09/10/2025
Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES. This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud. As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience.
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The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
09/07/2025
The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net 📚Nerds For Literacy - www.nerdsforliteracy.com 🎤See Alex in Richmond, VA 10/8 - https://richmond.funnybone.com/event/star-spangled-banter-with-heather-gardner/richmond-funny-bone-comedy-club/ Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means to hide something from the internet. From Babs herself to Jamal Khashoggi, the President of China, Tipper Gore, The Epstein Files and of Course Mrs. P. herself. We find out the consequences of hiding your dirty laundry. Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - You Can't Hide Anything from the Internet 0:35 - A Husband and Wife Duo Sit Next to Each Other 1:12 - The Streisand Effect and How Babs Earned It 14:17 - I Miss the Old Internet 34:04 - Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh 1:02:20 - Saudi Arabia and The Murder of Jamal Khashoggi 1:11:48 - Saudi Riyadh Comedy Festival 1:15:56 - Tim Dillon Celebrates the Blood Money 1:24:37 - The Jeffrey Epstein Cover Up 1:29:27 - Trying to Silence Epstein Survivors
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SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
08/31/2025
SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/TABS10FM GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - A Narcissist's Quest for Fame 0:50 - King of the Quacks Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 1:27 - RFK's Role in the Tragic Kennedy Family 14:47 - Building Credibility as an Environmental Lawyer and Activist 25:25 - The Clinton Connection 30:21 - RFK's Obsession with Eating Roadkill and Cheating 47:19 - Marriage No. 3 and the Hollywood Connection 55:29 - His True Passion is Vaccine Grifting for Money 1:12:03 - RFK is Directly Responsible for 83 Deaths 1:30:30 - RFK's Dishonest Run for President 1:39:32 - Joining the MAGA and Israel Grift 1:47:02 - The Sad Beginning of the End for RFK 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!
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The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
08/24/2025
The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers. Stop leaving yourself vulnerable to data breaches. Go to my sponsor https://aura.com/pearlmania500 to get a 14-day free trial and see if any of your data has been exposed Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?
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LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
08/17/2025
LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE JILLIAN MICHAELS DEFENDED SLAVERY ON CNN, OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST. GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box with code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get free shipping and 365-day returns from Quince at https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Lafufus Ducks, or just a nice card! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN 0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel 3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic 18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking 22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth 35:10 - She Starts a Podcast 46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece 49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson 55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast 59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale? 1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain? 1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan
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KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
08/10/2025
KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the show & find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Lafufus, Ducks OR MORE! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Kratom what is it and who's involved? 0:39 - Alex's shady trip to buy Kratom 3:51 - The Viral TikTok on the horrors of Kratom 7:39 - What is Kratom and Feel Free? 31:16 - How did felon J.W. Ross Start Feel Free? 51:21 - The Past Crimes and Secret Identity of Feel Free Founder 54:57 - Behind the Marketing and Quackery 1:03:54 - How is Donald Trump, Miss Teen USA and a Trad Wife involved? 1:14:51 - Is RFK the Good Guy? Or just wants a cut? 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!
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THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
08/07/2025
THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
To our regular listeners, we are giving you a taste of our patreon exclusive show for free. if you want more exclusive paywalled content, join us at IT'S TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY! The Pearlman's react to your comments from Youtube and patreon from a recent episode as well as give shoutouts to our newest team members on Patreon at This episode covers so much, where do I begin? oh yeah! we have merch for QUACK MONTH: Also, Alex mentions his new DS9 print from the incredible artist Jenny R Johnson, here's a link to her store:
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DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
08/03/2025
DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use. Support the show and get free shipping on you Quince order and 365-day returns. Head to https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual
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STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
07/30/2025
STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.
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REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
07/27/2025
REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://www.inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month 5 gigabyte plan for just $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please
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The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
07/20/2025
The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt Pinkertons Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mVIzWY2KBSe3H9utyJnN8 Lolcow Episode: https://youtu.be/5AjGe2tqUyw?si=sAHojzdP4yHaCRfV GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash
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How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
07/13/2025
How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews 0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune 14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie 33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System 46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue 1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry 1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review 1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not 1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes #superman #godzilla #lotr #movies #everyafter #drewbarrymore #loveisland #pearlmania500 #podcast #comedy #marriagegoals #marriedlife #thelighthouse #film #funny #giveusourstolenmoneyback #huda #cars #lightningmcqueencars #godzillaminusone #oscars #awards #hollywood #christian #religious #rating #ranking #tierlist #michaelcaine #fantasticfour #marvel #dceu
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Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
07/06/2025
Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played. Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com Kardashian Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1VVmu4Yju2SwQO67RYeMpU GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Who’s Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alex’s Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT) #bezos #amazon #hasanabi #comedy #podcast #pearlmania500 #wedding #dragqueen #rupaulsdragrace
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Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
06/29/2025
Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code TABS at https://www.ridge.com/TABS Katy Perry Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7F63atDvYnFvtKn3t0DqRc Tycho Brahe Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/20noDSy0PDbFSobqcBEwK1 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus or Ducks to: P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - No More Mr. Woker 0:51 - The Labubu Addiction 24:23 - How Gambling Is Driving Labubus 37:43 - Liver King is a Dangerous Joe Rogan Stan 53:01 - The Disgusting Wealth of the Bezos Wedding 1:06:56 - Why Katy Perry and Orland Bloom Broke Up
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The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
06/25/2025
The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference! As always to join our downline, check out our And if you want to send us something in our PO Box, our Address is: PO Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372
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Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
06/22/2025
Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction. Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's
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They're All Watching You | TMT #132
06/15/2025
They're All Watching You | TMT #132
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Taco (Trump Always Chickens Out) - song https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lcF91LG4zXnw6SZJtXeX5 The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Trump and Elon Breakup 17:14 - I Promised no more Theo Von Rants 24:36 - Palantir Technologies 42:30 - Ice Raids, Protests and More Breakups 56:20 - Democrat Leadership are Cowards 59:08 - Sydney Sweeney's New Soap
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Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
06/08/2025
Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - No Plans for 7 Months 19:08 - Can't Have it All 35:17 - Content Creation 53:59 - How Much to Sell Out? 1:09:29 - Puerto Rico 1:27:57 - Frog and Toad 1:41:35 - Alex's Ghost Story 1:48:54 - Arnold Lobel 1:55:09 - Tobacco Companies 2:05:50 - Wrap Up
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Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
06/01/2025
Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time. Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money
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Diavola - STORY REPORT
05/28/2025
Diavola - STORY REPORT
Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL. This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD! This is an audio exclusive episode. Hate the ads? Join our Patreon GET IN TOUCH All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129
05/25/2025
Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did. Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia! Get free shipping on your Quince order and 365-day returns at https://www.quince.com/TMT Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Elon Musk is Lying Again 10:44 - Elon Musk is Racist 14:21 - Elon Laughed at by Conference Crowd 34:56 Cybertrucks are For Landlords 36:42 - Denying Your a Yahtzee on Live TV 47:20 - The Kensington Ave Special 57:48 - Mrs. P's Family are all Cliff Clavin 1:02:54 - The Largest Asbestos Mine In The World 1:16:09 - Naming Your Town Asbestos is Bad for Business 1:30:40 - Final Thoughts
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TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128
05/18/2025
TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead. Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127
05/11/2025
Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you. Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Mr. Pearlman the Muppet 0:27 The Origins of Jim Henson 7:23 Show-running as a Child in 1959 19:27 Zocdoc 20:27 Sesame Street 24:11 Big Bird 29:26 Oscar the Grouch is Orange 32:40 Kermit the Frog 42:05 Jim Henson's Work with SNL 46:38 The Muppet Show 1:00:00 Star Wars 1:03:49 Jim Henson's Death 1:08:12 How Jim Henon's Taught Emotions 1:12:13 Jim Henson's Battle with Intolerance
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Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126
05/04/2025
Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/TABS Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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Positivity is Punk Rock w/ David Pakman | TMT #125
04/27/2025
Positivity is Punk Rock w/ David Pakman | TMT #125
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlman's address how they might be responsible for what happened to the Pope as much as JD Vance. Later they talk to David Pakman about being told not to leave the country, raising a family as a political content creators, and what it was like doing the Joe Rogan Experience. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro 0:45 The Historical Failures of JD Vance 5:14 Pope Francis 11:55 DAVID PAKMAN 23:00 The Squirrel 30:30 Pakman on Trump 49:33 Future of American Politics 1:03:36 The Pod is Podding
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MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
04/23/2025
MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patreon - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day. This novel gave us so much joy, history, laughter, context, and more. GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Harriet Tubman Back from the Past 21:07 Harriet Tubman's New Song is Really Good 42:07 Benjamin Lay the Militant Quaker 1:06:54 Harriet Tubman Didn't like Lincoln 1:22:33 Mistakenly Outing A Gay Man 1:45:38 Listening to Harriet Tubman's Music
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The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
04/20/2025
The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher 0:52 The First Millennial Saint 14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon 22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints 48:15 Factor Meals 49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods 1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters
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Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
04/13/2025
Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie. Support the show and make that doctor’s appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs 0:34 Market Crash 6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears 11:57 Zocdoc 13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS 14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini 26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship 31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman) 41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America 49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem
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MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
04/06/2025
MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Katy Perry's space mission, the MAGA Mormon's who owned the libs by burning 100 million in Sundance Film Festival revenue and how cutting programs the less fortunate is horrible and why Nostalgia for the late 90's and early 2000's is back. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
03/30/2025
"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans go off an a mulitude of topics, inlcuding but not limited to: Black bathroom fixtures, podcast bro's silence on the chilling of free speech, pizza hut cups, Elon Musk's terrible Ai, quality mattresses, Rosie O'Donnell and so much more! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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