Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here. It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
04/23/2025
MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patreon - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day. This novel gave us so much joy, history, laughter, context, and more. GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Harriet Tubman Back from the Past 21:07 Harriet Tubman's New Song is Really Good 42:07 Benjamin Lay the Militant Quaker 1:06:54 Harriet Tubman Didn't like Lincoln 1:22:33 Mistakenly Outing A Gay Man 1:45:38 Listening to Harriet Tubman's Music
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The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
04/20/2025
The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher 0:52 The First Millennial Saint 14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon 22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints 48:15 Factor Meals 49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods 1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters
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Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
04/13/2025
Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie. Support the show and make that doctor’s appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs 0:34 Market Crash 6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears 11:57 Zocdoc 13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS 14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini 26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship 31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman) 41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America 49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem
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MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
04/06/2025
MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Katy Perry's space mission, the MAGA Mormon's who owned the libs by burning 100 million in Sundance Film Festival revenue and how cutting programs the less fortunate is horrible and why Nostalgia for the late 90's and early 2000's is back. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
03/30/2025
"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans go off an a mulitude of topics, inlcuding but not limited to: Black bathroom fixtures, podcast bro's silence on the chilling of free speech, pizza hut cups, Elon Musk's terrible Ai, quality mattresses, Rosie O'Donnell and so much more! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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The Poly Personality Disorder Murder Mystery with a TWIST | TMT #120
03/23/2025
The Poly Personality Disorder Murder Mystery with a TWIST | TMT #120
One of Us Knows by Alyssa Cole is this month's book club episode! Strap in for a rip roaring ride into the Hudson river for an island wide Goblin Hunt with a multiple personality main character that has more blackout trauma than a tiktok comment section about narcissistic parents. This book has it all, goblin hunts, lesbian castle dungeons, mind palaces, 4 Ds, and a plot that Alex actually couldn't guess for once. Oh, and the Pearlman's recorded all of this in their brand new studio. So get all of your identities together and a big bowl of popcorn ready to enjoy this month's MRS P'S BOOK CLUB! To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119
03/16/2025
Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119
This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok. This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund! Try VIIA with code TABS at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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How to Challenge Extremism: Lessons from George Dale | TMT #118
03/09/2025
How to Challenge Extremism: Lessons from George Dale | TMT #118
It's been a dark time in America, but we can look to our recent history to see how this has happened before and how we can push back against it. George Dale was a newspaper editor in Muncie, Indiana who stood up to the Ku Klux Kln by naming, shaming, and mocking every member of that organization until they burned their own robes. While this story is 100 years old, the topics, tactics and slogans used are still being deployed by extremists today. Support the show and make that doctor’s appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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John Brown: Colder Than ICE | TMT #117
03/02/2025
John Brown: Colder Than ICE | TMT #117
This is a comedy history podcast where two community college educated parents do their own research about a specific topic and then share it with each other while making jokes. This week's topic is abolitionist John Brown. The episode covers aspects of John Brown's life and work to end slavery in the United States of America, including work with the underground railroad, actions in Kansas, and his raid on the armory at Harper's Ferry. Support the show and get 15% off your VIIA order with the code TABS at https://viia.co/TABS Thanks, DeleteMe, for sponsoring this episode. Remove your personal information from the web at and use code PEARLMANIA20 for 20% off To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/) & (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/) This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: (https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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We Have Reservations For This Mexican Gothic Haunted House | TMT #116
02/23/2025
We Have Reservations For This Mexican Gothic Haunted House | TMT #116
To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): It's a book Club Episode! And this week Mrs. Pearlmania read a novel that the listeneres have been requesting ages, The Hacienda by Isabela Canas. This novel is set in the Hacienda San Isidro where the newly married Beatriz confronts the family history of her new husband, Don Rodolf Solorzano. It is through the help of Padre Andres that Beatriz is able to ward off the evil that resides inside her fix'er up'er estate. As always, we are going to spoiler this book, while enjoying laughs and tasks along the way. Maybe the Pearlman's will even get haunted through the use of touchscreen laptop technology! OOOOooooh, spooky. The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: ( ( You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!! All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 intro 7:57 Welcome to The Hacienda 35:59 Fixing up the place 56:09 haunted computer 1:45:27 conclusion #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #horror #mexico #gothic #haciendaheights #agaveplant #1820 #booktok #books #novel #bookreview #stories
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Paula White - Infuencer preacher in the White House | TMT #115
02/16/2025
Paula White - Infuencer preacher in the White House | TMT #115
She was recently named the White House Faith Office Advisor to the president, but who is Paula White? Where did she come from? What was her Journey? Why is Tyra Banks here? Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: Mrs. P: Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #christianity
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LOLCOWS: A History | TMT #114
02/09/2025
LOLCOWS: A History | TMT #114
CONTENT WARNING this is an episode we do not suggest listening to on speakers. We cover some pretty dark topics in this one, including the story of Chris Chan. Listener discretion is advised. LOLCOWS are an internet phenomenon that pre-dates the invention of the internet. Follow Pearlmania500 on this sad journey through the empty lives of trolls, victims, narcissism, social media, web forums, Freak Shows, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, sonic fan fiction, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Ethan Klein, and unfortunately so much more. Support the show and instantly find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #transrightsarehumanrights #chrischan #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #daniellarson #lolcows #lolcow #jerryspringer #howardstern #freak #freakshow #tlc #little
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The $20 Million Instagram Scammer for Boys! | TMT #113
02/02/2025
The $20 Million Instagram Scammer for Boys! | TMT #113
This week we are looking at an Alpha Scammer, Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. He is the most 2022 scammer alive, cause he was arrested in 2023. Learn all about how this mormon MLM mogul set up an Alpha Automation grift that the UTAH DOJ said was so bad that they had to take him down. He plead guilty this week to scamming over 500 people out of $20 million! So get your protein powder, your automated amazon drop shipping store fronts, your affiliates, your AlphaCon, Your lambdas, Your fake football careers, and so much more and prepare yourself to hear Mrs. Pearlmania's tale of Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: Mrs. P: Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #alpha #bull #mormon #saltlakecity
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The Death and Resurrection of TikTok | TMT #112
01/26/2025
The Death and Resurrection of TikTok | TMT #112
On January 18th, 2025 at 10:30pm EST Tiktok was executed by the state before the very eyes of it's users. As they sat in their malaise and depression, opening an app that didn't work over and over again through sheer muscle memory, the users mourned. But then at 12:30pm on January 19th, 2025 a miracle happened! Tiktok returned to us all across america! While the FYP was back, with Tiktok Lives and the tiktok shop and so many hottakes, something was different. Something had changed. On this week's episode, Pearlmania500 and Mrs. Pearlmania discuss the Tiktok ban, social media apps that have passed on before (MYSPACE), as well as the dead internet theory and how it's basically just a fact now. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: Mrs. P: Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #
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This New Book Made Us HOWL | TMT #111
01/19/2025
This New Book Made Us HOWL | TMT #111
It's a new Episode of Mrs. P's Books club and this week she read the fabulous, incredible book BORED GAY WEREWOLF by Tony Santorella. This book has it all, restaurants, waiters, mens rights influencers, and so much more. Grab your favorite headphone and let yourself get whisked away to a magical land of being an aimless waiter in his mid-20s who doesn't have any concept of the world around him. It's like Twilight excpet completely different. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #werewolves #supernatural #cwshorts #buffythevampireslayer #twilight #teamjacob #vampires
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Crashing Out on the Last Day of Tiktok (The Warmup) | TMT #110
01/18/2025
Crashing Out on the Last Day of Tiktok (The Warmup) | TMT #110
The Parasocial patreon exclusive podcast is back! The Warmup is where MR and Mrs P remember how to talk to each other like adults and podcast hosts. And this is an extra special free edition. It's the Final Day of TikTok (Allegedly), and the Pearlman's are here with thoughts, feelings, and a lot of Chinese Communist Propaganda from Red Note. For More content like this, check out our patreon: Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: Mrs. P: #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #
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No Goodwill In That Place | TMT #109
01/12/2025
No Goodwill In That Place | TMT #109
Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations! Support the show and find & book a doctor today at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ & https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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We Are Barely Back | TMT #108
01/05/2025
We Are Barely Back | TMT #108
It's the Season 3 premiere of Too Many Tabs and the winter break nearly broke the Pearlmans. Hear all about their plans and how almost all of them collapsed into a heap of ashes, but like a phoenix they try and rise above it all.
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Secret Santa By Andrew Shaffer | TMT #107
12/15/2024
Secret Santa By Andrew Shaffer | TMT #107
It's the Season 2 finale of Too Many Tabs and we are closing the year with a Mrs. P's Book Club episode of Christmas Horror with a review of Secret Santa by Andrew Shaffer. This book has it all, a german demon doll, Fabian Nightingale, bangs, and a backdrop of 1986 New York City. See Alex Live in Philly on 12/19/2024: Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more. Use code TABS at Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code 50TOOMANY at Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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Caroline Calloway: A Captioned History | TMT #106
12/08/2024
Caroline Calloway: A Captioned History | TMT #106
This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates. So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway. Support the show and get cell service for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Support the show and start your free Hims visit today at See Alex Live in Philly on 12/19/2024: To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 2 | TMT#105
11/26/2024
A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 2 | TMT#105
They promised and they delivered, here is part 2, the finale of Horny Fairy 3, A Courth of Wings and Ruin. Will Feyre be able to stop the King of Hybern? Will Alex finish the story before the babysitter leaves? Did he really invest all of that money to play this incredible theme song by Griefcat over and over again? All Answers will be revealed in part 2 JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING. The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat! Check out their Instagram or their Tiktok or their website: Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more with the code TABS at The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our!!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 1 |TMT #104
11/26/2024
A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOTAR Book 3) PART 1 |TMT #104
BUCKLE UP. IT IS HAPPENING. Mr. Pearlmania500 read all of Horny Fairy 3, A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. This is part one of the spoiler filled review of the book. Sit back as Mr. P explains a novel that was a long march towards insanity. PArt 2 will be released in a few hours cause the Pearlman's are recording this RIGHT NO W as you listen to part 1. The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat! Check out their Instagram or their Tiktok or their website: Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more with the code TABS at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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The Food Pyramid Scheme | TMT #103
11/24/2024
The Food Pyramid Scheme | TMT #103
Foodvember continues and this week Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the murky history of the food pyramid and myplate dot gov! Marvel at how long it took the USDA to come up with a way to explain balanced meals to the american public, and don't be shocked when lobbyists for entire industries crash through the wall like the kool-aid man and mess it up. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box with code TOOMANY50 at Remove your personal information from the web at us code PEARLMANIA20 for 20% off. To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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We Are NOT Food Scientists | TMT #102
11/17/2024
We Are NOT Food Scientists | TMT #102
Uh Oh! Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on fortified foods and GMOs for this week's episode. Are we all about to get pipelined? Is Mr. P about to get listeria from Raw Milk? How did they get through this episode without mentioning RFK Jr. once? Too Many Foods month continues it's slow march towards thanksgiving with this nuanced discussion about food health by two people with associates degrees from community colleges that did not offer nutrition classes. Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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The American Cheese Caves | TMT #101
11/10/2024
The American Cheese Caves | TMT #101
Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s? Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not good cheese either. Blocks of waxy cheese stored in caves all across america as part of a government program that was only half thought out. Mrs. P with the help of Sad Beige dove deep into the caves, spelunking incredible information that is then hefted directly into Alex's brain pan but doesn't melt properly. Also This is the video that Mrs. P Made Mr P watch called The Battle for Milkquarius: You can follow Sad Beige on Instagram here: Join our Patreon here:
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The Warm Up - Plans, Podcasts, and Portnoy 11.08.2024 | TMT #100
11/08/2024
The Warm Up - Plans, Podcasts, and Portnoy 11.08.2024 | TMT #100
It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan. We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan. We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon. You can Follow Sad Beige Here:
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Too Many Dragons! | TMT #99
11/03/2024
Too Many Dragons! | TMT #99
A few weeks ago Alex started ranting about dragons during Mrs. Pearlmania's cryptid episode. So many viewers demanded more about dragons, that Mr. P immediately grabbed a torch and delved deep into the stacks to find a HORDE of information on the history of dragons. Marvel at dragon tales from across Europe, Asia and the Americas. Wonder at how Norse Thor is so much cooler than Disney Thor. Ponder how many dragon stories are just photocopies of older stories. Probably should have called this episode OOPS! All Dragons! Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals at Support the show & start your free online HIMS visit at See Alex Live in AZ and TX: To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: & You can watch this episode on our !!! Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at:
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Adventure Services W/ His Name Was Dusk (PART 1) | TMT #98
10/27/2024
Adventure Services W/ His Name Was Dusk (PART 1) | TMT #98
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His Name Was Dusk returns to lead us through our annual Halloween TTRPG! This time He takes Mr and Mrs. P to the fantasy village of Plumtree, where a Buff Paladin named Carol and a Fairy Warlock named Tim have to solve a series of MURDERS!!!
This is part 1 of the game, PART 2 can be found EXCLUSIVELY on The Adventure Services Podcast!!!!
Go find it and subscribe today!
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Red Rabbit Part 1 | Mrs. P's Book CLub | Too Many Tabs
10/20/2024
Red Rabbit Part 1 | Mrs. P's Book CLub | Too Many Tabs
That's right cowpokes and horsejokes, you read that right, not only is this a Mrs. Pearlmania's book club episode, but this is a fancy-dancy 2 parter! And in honor of the spooky season, autumnal activities, and Agatha All Along, we are releasing both part 1 AND part 2 of this spoiler filled retelling at the same dang time!
Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian has it all, western hero's journeys, witch craft, demon toads, complicated interlocking stories, non-binary familiars, you freaking name it. So gr
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Red Rabbit Part 2 | Mrs. P's Book CLub | Too Many Tabs
10/20/2024
Red Rabbit Part 2 | Mrs. P's Book CLub | Too Many Tabs
GATHER ROUND LITTLE DOGGIES! Or should I say lil rabbits, cause it's already time for PART 2 of Mrs. Pearlmania's book club about Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian! We couldn't wait to finish this story, so you don't have to wait neither.
Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian has it all, gruesome murders, western hero's journeys, witch craft, demon toads, complicated interlocking stories, non-binary familiars, tears, so many tears. So grab your favorite blanket and a pack of tobaccy cause it's time not to think
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