Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here. It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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RAW TRUTH: This INSTAGRAM Influencer made MILLIONS by CRAZY lies - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
08/03/2025
RAW TRUTH: This INSTAGRAM Influencer made MILLIONS by CRAZY lies - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use. Support the show and get free shipping on you Quince order and 365-day returns. Head to https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual
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STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
07/30/2025
STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.
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REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
07/27/2025
REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com If you’re 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://www.inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month 5 gigabyte plan for just $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please
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The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
07/20/2025
The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt Pinkertons Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mVIzWY2KBSe3H9utyJnN8 Lolcow Episode: https://youtu.be/5AjGe2tqUyw?si=sAHojzdP4yHaCRfV GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash
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How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
07/13/2025
How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews 0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune 14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie 33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System 46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue 1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry 1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review 1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not 1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes #superman #godzilla #lotr #movies #everyafter #drewbarrymore #loveisland #pearlmania500 #podcast #comedy #marriagegoals #marriedlife #thelighthouse #film #funny #giveusourstolenmoneyback #huda #cars #lightningmcqueencars #godzillaminusone #oscars #awards #hollywood #christian #religious #rating #ranking #tierlist #michaelcaine #fantasticfour #marvel #dceu
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Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
07/06/2025
Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played. Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com Kardashian Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1VVmu4Yju2SwQO67RYeMpU GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Who’s Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alex’s Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT) #bezos #amazon #hasanabi #comedy #podcast #pearlmania500 #wedding #dragqueen #rupaulsdragrace
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Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
06/29/2025
Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code TABS at https://www.ridge.com/TABS Katy Perry Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7F63atDvYnFvtKn3t0DqRc Tycho Brahe Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/20noDSy0PDbFSobqcBEwK1 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus or Ducks to: P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - No More Mr. Woker 0:51 - The Labubu Addiction 24:23 - How Gambling Is Driving Labubus 37:43 - Liver King is a Dangerous Joe Rogan Stan 53:01 - The Disgusting Wealth of the Bezos Wedding 1:06:56 - Why Katy Perry and Orland Bloom Broke Up
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The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
06/25/2025
The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference! As always to join our downline, check out our And if you want to send us something in our PO Box, our Address is: PO Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372
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Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
06/22/2025
Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction. Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's
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They're All Watching You | TMT #132
06/15/2025
They're All Watching You | TMT #132
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Taco (Trump Always Chickens Out) - song https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lcF91LG4zXnw6SZJtXeX5 The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Trump and Elon Breakup 17:14 - I Promised no more Theo Von Rants 24:36 - Palantir Technologies 42:30 - Ice Raids, Protests and More Breakups 56:20 - Democrat Leadership are Cowards 59:08 - Sydney Sweeney's New Soap
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Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
06/08/2025
Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - No Plans for 7 Months 19:08 - Can't Have it All 35:17 - Content Creation 53:59 - How Much to Sell Out? 1:09:29 - Puerto Rico 1:27:57 - Frog and Toad 1:41:35 - Alex's Ghost Story 1:48:54 - Arnold Lobel 1:55:09 - Tobacco Companies 2:05:50 - Wrap Up
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Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
06/01/2025
Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time. Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money
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Diavola - STORY REPORT
05/28/2025
Diavola - STORY REPORT
Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL. This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD! This is an audio exclusive episode. Hate the ads? Join our Patreon GET IN TOUCH All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129
05/25/2025
Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did. Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia! Get free shipping on your Quince order and 365-day returns at https://www.quince.com/TMT Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Elon Musk is Lying Again 10:44 - Elon Musk is Racist 14:21 - Elon Laughed at by Conference Crowd 34:56 Cybertrucks are For Landlords 36:42 - Denying Your a Yahtzee on Live TV 47:20 - The Kensington Ave Special 57:48 - Mrs. P's Family are all Cliff Clavin 1:02:54 - The Largest Asbestos Mine In The World 1:16:09 - Naming Your Town Asbestos is Bad for Business 1:30:40 - Final Thoughts
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TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128
05/18/2025
TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead. Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127
05/11/2025
Why The Muppets Fight Hate | TMT #127
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you. Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Mr. Pearlman the Muppet 0:27 The Origins of Jim Henson 7:23 Show-running as a Child in 1959 19:27 Zocdoc 20:27 Sesame Street 24:11 Big Bird 29:26 Oscar the Grouch is Orange 32:40 Kermit the Frog 42:05 Jim Henson's Work with SNL 46:38 The Muppet Show 1:00:00 Star Wars 1:03:49 Jim Henson's Death 1:08:12 How Jim Henon's Taught Emotions 1:12:13 Jim Henson's Battle with Intolerance
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Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126
05/04/2025
Ice, Sun, and Slaps - The Instagram BALLfluencer | TMT #126
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/TABS Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Just head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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Positivity is Punk Rock w/ David Pakman | TMT #125
04/27/2025
Positivity is Punk Rock w/ David Pakman | TMT #125
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlman's address how they might be responsible for what happened to the Pope as much as JD Vance. Later they talk to David Pakman about being told not to leave the country, raising a family as a political content creators, and what it was like doing the Joe Rogan Experience. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro 0:45 The Historical Failures of JD Vance 5:14 Pope Francis 11:55 DAVID PAKMAN 23:00 The Squirrel 30:30 Pakman on Trump 49:33 Future of American Politics 1:03:36 The Pod is Podding
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MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
04/23/2025
MRS. P's STORY REPORT: Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert - A Novel By Bob The Drag Queen
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patreon - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day. This novel gave us so much joy, history, laughter, context, and more. GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: 0:00 Intro 0:45 Harriet Tubman Back from the Past 21:07 Harriet Tubman's New Song is Really Good 42:07 Benjamin Lay the Militant Quaker 1:06:54 Harriet Tubman Didn't like Lincoln 1:22:33 Mistakenly Outing A Gay Man 1:45:38 Listening to Harriet Tubman's Music
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The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
04/20/2025
The Patron Saint of Influencers | TMT #124
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Pearlmania500 The Preacher 0:52 The First Millennial Saint 14:11 Catholics Collect Saints Like Pokemon 22:04 The Terrifying Lives of Catholic Saints 48:15 Factor Meals 49:48 Hilarious Chinese TikToks on Luxury Goods 1:04:38 Mrs. P. Addresses THE Haters
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Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
04/13/2025
Why INCEL LOSERS Love Trump’s Tariffs | TMT #123
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie. Support the show and make that doctor’s appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Incels Like Tariffs 0:34 Market Crash 6:48 Conservative Influencer's Tears 11:57 Zocdoc 13:10 INCELS LOVE TARIFFS 14:37 Gen Z Boss and a Mini 26:07 Kanye and Bon Iver's Sponsorship 31:00 Delusional Conservatives (Dave Portnoy, Tim Pool, Batman) 41:35 China Humiliates Trump and America 49:55 Minecraft Movie Mayhem
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MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
04/06/2025
MAGA Mormons Burn 100 Million To Own Libs | TMT #122
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address Katy Perry's space mission, the MAGA Mormon's who owned the libs by burning 100 million in Sundance Film Festival revenue and how cutting programs the less fortunate is horrible and why Nostalgia for the late 90's and early 2000's is back. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
03/30/2025
"FREE SPEECH" Warriors Surrender to Trump | TMT #121
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans go off an a mulitude of topics, inlcuding but not limited to: Black bathroom fixtures, podcast bro's silence on the chilling of free speech, pizza hut cups, Elon Musk's terrible Ai, quality mattresses, Rosie O'Donnell and so much more! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500) (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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The Poly Personality Disorder Murder Mystery with a TWIST | TMT #120
03/23/2025
The Poly Personality Disorder Murder Mystery with a TWIST | TMT #120
One of Us Knows by Alyssa Cole is this month's book club episode! Strap in for a rip roaring ride into the Hudson river for an island wide Goblin Hunt with a multiple personality main character that has more blackout trauma than a tiktok comment section about narcissistic parents. This book has it all, goblin hunts, lesbian castle dungeons, mind palaces, 4 Ds, and a plot that Alex actually couldn't guess for once. Oh, and the Pearlman's recorded all of this in their brand new studio. So get all of your identities together and a big bowl of popcorn ready to enjoy this month's MRS P'S BOOK CLUB! To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119
03/16/2025
Lauren the Mortician | TMT #119
This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok. This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund! Try VIIA with code TABS at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: You can watch this episode on our !!! This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: All of our music was written and performed by you can find all of his projects, music and more here:
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How to Challenge Extremism: Lessons from George Dale | TMT #118
03/09/2025
How to Challenge Extremism: Lessons from George Dale | TMT #118
It's been a dark time in America, but we can look to our recent history to see how this has happened before and how we can push back against it. George Dale was a newspaper editor in Muncie, Indiana who stood up to the Ku Klux Kln by naming, shaming, and mocking every member of that organization until they burned their own robes. While this story is 100 years old, the topics, tactics and slogans used are still being deployed by extremists today. Support the show and make that doctor’s appointment already. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code FACTORPODCAST at https://www.factormeals.com/FACTORPODCAST To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/ All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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John Brown: Colder Than ICE | TMT #117
03/02/2025
John Brown: Colder Than ICE | TMT #117
This is a comedy history podcast where two community college educated parents do their own research about a specific topic and then share it with each other while making jokes. This week's topic is abolitionist John Brown. The episode covers aspects of John Brown's life and work to end slavery in the United States of America, including work with the underground railroad, actions in Kansas, and his raid on the armory at Harper's Ferry. Support the show and get 15% off your VIIA order with the code TABS at https://viia.co/TABS Thanks, DeleteMe, for sponsoring this episode. Remove your personal information from the web at and use code PEARLMANIA20 for 20% off To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: (https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/) & (https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/) This week's research was assisted by Sad Beige, follow her Instagram here: (https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/) All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk
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We Have Reservations For This Mexican Gothic Haunted House | TMT #116
02/23/2025
We Have Reservations For This Mexican Gothic Haunted House | TMT #116
To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): It's a book Club Episode! And this week Mrs. Pearlmania read a novel that the listeneres have been requesting ages, The Hacienda by Isabela Canas. This novel is set in the Hacienda San Isidro where the newly married Beatriz confronts the family history of her new husband, Don Rodolf Solorzano. It is through the help of Padre Andres that Beatriz is able to ward off the evil that resides inside her fix'er up'er estate. As always, we are going to spoiler this book, while enjoying laughs and tasks along the way. Maybe the Pearlman's will even get haunted through the use of touchscreen laptop technology! OOOOooooh, spooky. The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: ( ( You can watch this episode on our Youtube Channel!!! All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 intro 7:57 Welcome to The Hacienda 35:59 Fixing up the place 56:09 haunted computer 1:45:27 conclusion #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #horror #mexico #gothic #haciendaheights #agaveplant #1820 #booktok #books #novel #bookreview #stories
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Paula White - Infuencer preacher in the White House | TMT #115
02/16/2025
Paula White - Infuencer preacher in the White House | TMT #115
She was recently named the White House Faith Office Advisor to the president, but who is Paula White? Where did she come from? What was her Journey? Why is Tyra Banks here? Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free shipping. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: Mrs. P: Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #christianity
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LOLCOWS: A History | TMT #114
02/09/2025
LOLCOWS: A History | TMT #114
CONTENT WARNING this is an episode we do not suggest listening to on speakers. We cover some pretty dark topics in this one, including the story of Chris Chan. Listener discretion is advised. LOLCOWS are an internet phenomenon that pre-dates the invention of the internet. Follow Pearlmania500 on this sad journey through the empty lives of trolls, victims, narcissism, social media, web forums, Freak Shows, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, sonic fan fiction, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Ethan Klein, and unfortunately so much more. Support the show and instantly find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: Mr. P: https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500/ Mrs. P: https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500/ Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." Check out his website for more info at: http://hisnamewasdusk.com #podcast #history #married #conversations #haha #comedy #comedypodcast #tiktok #instagram #standupcomedy #standup #cooking #scammers #grifters #booktok #library #leftist #breadtube #hasan #hasanabi #rupaul #transrightsarehumanrights #chrischan #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #daniellarson #lolcows #lolcow #jerryspringer #howardstern #freak #freakshow #tlc #little
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