Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here. It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.
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Indigo, Cotton, and Exploitation: The history of Sydney Sweeney's Jeans | TMT 154
11/16/2025
Indigo, Cotton, and Exploitation: The history of Sydney Sweeney's Jeans | TMT 154
When Sydney Sweeney said "Jeans are not Controversial" Mrs. P had to investigate and what she found was astounding. From Sydney Sweeneys stalling career, to her plans with Geoff Bezos, to the origins of Jeans in India, Britain, America. And how they were touched by the republic of Genoa, the British Ra, East India Trading Company, Mahatma Gandhi, and the prison industrial complex. And then of course back to Sydney Sweeneys GQ interview. GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/toomany50off & use code toomany50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year! Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Elonβs Racist Grandpa: https://youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?si=aj_0aAlzfmj_idzO GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - What does the Board Say? 0:56 - Sydney Sweeney's GQ Interview and Failing Career 14:52 - Mrs. P's Hot Take on Sydney Sweeney 21:42 - The Origins of Blue Jeans Starting with the Color Blue 33:54 - The Indigo Revolt's and the East India Trading Company 40:42 - (Sydney Sweeney is Geoff Bezos's Third?) 47:35 - Mahatma Gandhi Gets Involved 52:52 - Italian Design of the Blue Jean 58:34 - Levi's Jeans 1:06:23 - Jeans are Made of Cotton and it's Dark History 1:17:51 - Conclusion - Blue Jeans are Not Controversial
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The Secret Banking Clan that Bought Mulitple Presidents | TMT 153
11/09/2025
The Secret Banking Clan that Bought Mulitple Presidents | TMT 153
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania This week Mr. Pearlmania is teaching Mrs. Pearlmania about the super secret American banking clan that just gave Donald Trump $130,000,000 million to run the military. We are talking about the Mellon Family and how they maintained power from 1870 till now by owning banks, steel, weapons manufacturing, buying politicians and commuting war crimes. Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt #chubbiespod Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - The Secret Banking Clan Controlling our Military 1:01 - Dick Chaney was Dead to Begin With 2:53 - Where Did $130 Million Come From 5:19 - How the Roman Republic Fell 8:51 - Unmasking The Secretive Oligarch Tim Mellon 12:49 - Where does the Mellon Fortune Come From? 17:42 - Who Is Bunny Mellon? 19:53 - Tim Starts Flexing his Money 21:21 - Chubbies 22:51 - How the Mellon Clan Started in 1813 30:58 - One of the More Evil People to Have Lived - Andrew W. Mellon 37:29 - How the Mellon's Causes the Johnstown Flood 48:21 - The Mellon's Never Stopped Making Money 52:15 - Enter Paul Mellon and Andrew's Divorce 57:29 - Andrew Mellon Buys Too Much Political Influence 1:00:43 - Andrew Mellon Appointed Secretary of Treasury 1:04:19 - Other Politicians Shocked at the Scale of his Corruption 1:06:58 - The Great Gatsby Party 1:12:15 - The Great Depression Hits 1:17:36 - Andrew W. Mellon Finally Ousted 1:20:07 - Paul Mellon the Boring Horse Breeding Billionaire 1:24:44 - Bunny Mellon, Jackie Kennedy's Best Friend 1:30:54 - Tim Mellon Is a Horrible Human 1:33:47 - Ronald Regan Changed Everything 1:39:43 - What Horrible Politicians Tim Mellon Supports 1:44:19 - Mellon Family's Massive Wealth 1:45:05 - The Hate Groups He's Funded 1:46:26 - How Andrew W. Mellon Set the Stage for Trump and Handouts for the Rich
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$40 Billion Nazi Rat Line Country Lore | TMT 152
11/02/2025
$40 Billion Nazi Rat Line Country Lore | TMT 152
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mrs. and Mr. Pearlmania examine Trumps 40 billion dollar bailout of Argentine and how it's connected to Argentine's shameful past of harboring Nazi's. Mrs. P examines how it happened, who was involved and how Kat Von D's family came from German Nobility who fled to Argentina, and how her turn as a Christian Influencer makes so much sense. If youβre 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - 40 Billion Dollars and Ratlines! 0:56 - How Trump's 40B Relates too Argentinian Nazis 5:04 - All the Nazi Escape Routes (a.k.a. Ratlines) 11:40 - The Austrian Bishop that Engineered the Nazi's Escape 14:08 - American Nazi Rallies and Kill Tony 16:54 - Rightwing's Use of AI Hitler 24:25 - Notable Nazi's that Escaped via Ratlines 29:14 - How the Argentinian Government Sheltered Nazis 37:43 - How The Seventh Day Adventist Church Collaborated with Nazis 41:06 - How the Nazi's Industrialized Propaganda 49:48 - Mrs. P's Wild Theory She Can't Prove Yet 56:05 - Kat Von D's German Roots and Anti Semitic History 59:31 - Are we The Baddies? (mitchell and webb sketch) 1:09:09 - Kat von D's Nazi Themed Liquid Lipstick 1:12:36 - Kat's Crazy Christian Influencer Heel Turn 1:16:53 - Top 7 Racist Makeup Ladies, #1 Coco Chanel 1:18:08 - The Christian Podcast from Hell
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PEARLMANIA CASE FILES: 3rd ANNUAL HALLOWEEN TTRPG (featuring Hisnamewasdusk) | TMT 151
10/26/2025
PEARLMANIA CASE FILES: 3rd ANNUAL HALLOWEEN TTRPG (featuring Hisnamewasdusk) | TMT 151
Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania are joined by His Name is Dusk for their annual "Monster of the Week" Halloween TTRPG! It's another Episode of the Pearlmania casefiles where Steve Stevenson and Jane Doe investigate the strange case of the disappearing Ben Franklin impersonators. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/TABS10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Part 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/59JzjD5R6559YIrkTNZvM0 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Garfield, Luigi and Teletubbies 1:52 - Meet the Games Master and the Game 18:12 - The Franklin Institute for the Criminally Insane 43:13 - The Number One Suspect is Gritty 1:03:48 - Going Undercover as a Ben Franklin Impersonator 1:24:56 - The Final Ninja Turtle Style Showdown 1:56:15 - Check out more of Dusk! #ttrpg #halloween #podcast #comedy #pearlmania500 #pearlmania #mrspearlmania #crashingout #dnd #dungeons # dragons #benfranklin #philly #philadelphia #monsteroftheweek
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Story Report - Garden Spells
10/22/2025
Story Report - Garden Spells
It's time for a COZY story report. If you love whimsy goth, Stardew Valley and Hallmark Movies, you are going to love this SPOILER FILLED retelling of Sarah Addison Allen's GARDEN SPELLS. This 2007 novel has it all, food magic, North Carolina Sisters, a tempermental giving tree, Sexy Tyler, a wrap around porch, an old lad that is a walking Checkov's Gun, and SO MUCH HEART. We loved this book so much, so put on your favorite thick socks and a nice blanket and listen to Mrs. Pearlmania give you the herbal tea on this masterpiece that should DEFINITELY BE A MOVIE. REMINDER! Hisnamewasdusk is doing a TTRPG oneshot that is also comfy cozy! Checkout: & for more info! And As always, support the show at
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HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes| TMT 150
10/19/2025
HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes| TMT 150
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do a deep dive on the historical, politiical and supernatureal implications of their top 3 spookiest lakes. Lake Lanier in Georgia is hiding a dark legacy of racism, Lake Baikal is deep enough scientists don't even know whats at the bottom, and Lake Superior's rough waves and chilly conditions have preserved it's many victims. Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/toomany50off & use code toomany50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year! Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Old Whitey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04bfGuNVzE Into the Drowning Deep - https://open.spotify.com/episode/0VQXMNDOIwnfk4BTaNXtHX GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Aliens, Racism, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 0:28 - Why Pearlmania hates lakes 13:18 - Lake Baikal is the deapest lake in the word and 5 Delawares Wide 30:35 - Lake Baikal's Unique Ecosystem that supports Aliens? 41:01 - Lake Lanier's Racism Lies Below the Surface 56:12 - You Need to Know What a Lynching Looks Like 1:24:43 - Why Lake Superior Preservers it's Dead 1:39:20 - Alex Ranks His Favorites
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Mrs P's Top 6 GATES OF HELL | TMT 149
10/12/2025
Mrs P's Top 6 GATES OF HELL | TMT 149
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe fo Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@mrs.pearlmania See Alex Open for Walter Masterson 10/30 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/331512 Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania examine what different civilizations across time have called "The Gates of Hell". From Ancient Greece to Clifton New Jersey to a real life castle where the Nazi's practices the occult and summoned Hell Boy (allegedly). At the End Alex ranks his favorites out of the Darvaza Gas Crater in Turkmenistan, The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ, the Paris Catacombs, Houska Castle in the Czech Republic, The Bellaire House in Ohio and the 7 gates in York County Pennsylvania. Head to https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs when you first subscribe! Thatβs https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS If youβre 21 or older, get 30% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/TMT #chubbiespod GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Gates of Hell All Over the World 0:37 - The Gates That Didn't Make the Cut 7:16 - The Haunted Bellaire House is on a Ley Line 22:08 - Mrs. P's Ghost Hunt with Your Mom 28:15 - The Darvaza Gas Crater of Turkmenistan is on Fire 41:27 - The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ 54:46 - The Occult Nazi Past of the Houska Castle 1:28:13 - The 7 Gates of Hell Guard a Mischievous Surgeon 1:34:55 - The Catacombs of Paris are filled with Cataphiles 1:51:50 - We Rank Our Favorites
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We Get Read to Filth by the STARS | TMT 148
10/05/2025
We Get Read to Filth by the STARS | TMT 148
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net See Alex Open for Walter Masterson 10/30 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/331512 Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to work on creating this religion and also he should change his name from Robert Krakower to Ra Uru Hu. Thus was born Human Design. Ghost Bongo π - https://ghostbongo.com/ GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Human Design 0:52 - Ai Psychosis Made Me Fall In Love 6:19 - What is Human Design 19:03 - Meet our First Real AI Guru 27:10 - Deep Space Nine Talk 30:58 - The Unofficial Human Design Website 36:35 - The Ad Exec Who Abandoned his Family to Party 53:40 - Mrs. P's Human Design Chart 1:11 - Pearlmania's Human Design Chart
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STARBUCKS: America's Cultural Battleground | TMT 147
09/28/2025
STARBUCKS: America's Cultural Battleground | TMT 147
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P. looks at why Starbucks has become a battleground for culture wars. From ordering your favorite conservative podcasters drink and forcing the barista to say his name, to boycotts over their support for Israel, to Starbucks union busting, war on Christmas, gay marriage, and racism. Starbucks has been involved in almost every culture war controversy and Mrs. P and Pearlmania500 are here for it! Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/TABS10FM GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Starbucks Culture War 0:48 - Why Starbucks, Why Coffee Shops are Cultural Centers 3:30 - In the News for a famous Podcaster's Death 12:39 - Why Conservatives are Planting their Flag in Starbucks 27:13 - Hello Fresh 29:18 - Howard Schultz and the Gay/Evolutionary Quotes on Cups 43:01 - Starbuck's Illegal Fight Against Unionization 50:52 - Starbuck's Controversy with Gay Marriage (M4M) 59:08 - Read to Filth for #RaceTogether 1:07:51 - The War on Christmas 1:16:14 - Alex's Big Pivot/Support for MAHA and RFK 1:21:33 - CEO Uses the Holocaust to Bust Unions 1:25:26 - The Boycott over Palestine and Union Busting 1:37:30 - Alex's Problem with Starbucks
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Checking in on ROCK BOTTOM | TMT 146
09/21/2025
Checking in on ROCK BOTTOM | TMT 146
LAST CHANGE FOR QUACK MONTH SHIRTS: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $5,000 a week checks stop coming. Mr's P. also digs into the fun stories of a San Francisco Chef who robs banks to support his business, how the inventor of Pilates was a fun interesting guy, Ben and Jerry's breaking up and how dancing with the stars is turning out. Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Being Fun in a Scary Time 1:41 - Alex Should be Allowed to Smoke Again 2:01 - Cheating Try Guy Ned Fulmer Back to his Old Tricks 4:02 - The Time Pearlmania500 hit rock bottom 6:19 - Ned Fulmer's Grifting Podcast 9:45 - Angry Eugene is the Best Eugene 14:58 - Ned's First Guest is His Wife (Who He Cheated) 32:26 - Award Winning Chef Robs Banks 38:45 - Publisher's Clearinghouse Bankruptcy Leaves Winners Stranded 47:26 - Who's Who on Dancing with the Stars 1:00:26 - Pilates Began in a Prison Camp 1:07:50 - Alix Earl's Eliot Spitzer Call Girl Connection 2:11:08 - Ben and Jerry's Breakup 2:12:26 - Alex's Free Speech Grifters Rant
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RUINED: The UGLY side of E.L.F. Cosmetics | TMT 145
09/14/2025
RUINED: The UGLY side of E.L.F. Cosmetics | TMT 145
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the misogyny of Matt Rife to Mrs. P's own self interest in the stock of the company. Hey GirliePops! Itβs me, Pearlmania500 beauty guru extraordinaire! Thank you soooo much for joining me for another incredible get ready with me!! Here is a link to all of the fabulous ELF products I used today! All links are affiliate TYSM!! O face Satin Lipstick https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109817 Lash Xtndr Mascara https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109696 Halo Glow Liquid Filter https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109605 Blush https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109574 Camo Liquid Blush https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109527 16Hr Camo Concealer https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109471 Stay All Night Micro-Fine Setting Mist https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109431 Liquid Poreless Putty Primer https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109371 Squeeze Me Lip Balm https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109126 Holy Hydration! Thirst Burst Drops https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109292 Support the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - e.l.f. cosmetics and Matt Rife 1:07 - e.l.f.'s ragebait ad with Matt Rife 16:36 - What's Killing Comedy and Why Women are Better 29:45 - Another Fake Apology 39:58 - Who's in Charge of Marketing? 47:44 - D.E.I. and Too Many Dicks 59:22 - Who is founder Scott-Vincent Borba 1:10:08 - So Sawwy We're Greedy (Googly Eyes) 1:16:41 - Guess the Dark Money 1:18:28 - Why the Playboy Founder Became a Priest 1:26:45 - Please Don't Make Me Sell My Aston Martin!
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Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
09/10/2025
Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES. This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud. As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience.
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The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
09/07/2025
The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net πNerds For Literacy - www.nerdsforliteracy.com π€See Alex in Richmond, VA 10/8 - https://richmond.funnybone.com/event/star-spangled-banter-with-heather-gardner/richmond-funny-bone-comedy-club/ Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means to hide something from the internet. From Babs herself to Jamal Khashoggi, the President of China, Tipper Gore, The Epstein Files and of Course Mrs. P. herself. We find out the consequences of hiding your dirty laundry. Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - You Can't Hide Anything from the Internet 0:35 - A Husband and Wife Duo Sit Next to Each Other 1:12 - The Streisand Effect and How Babs Earned It 14:17 - I Miss the Old Internet 34:04 - Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh 1:02:20 - Saudi Arabia and The Murder of Jamal Khashoggi 1:11:48 - Saudi Riyadh Comedy Festival 1:15:56 - Tim Dillon Celebrates the Blood Money 1:24:37 - The Jeffrey Epstein Cover Up 1:29:27 - Trying to Silence Epstein Survivors
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SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
08/31/2025
SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profitable the vaccine, health and MAGA grift is. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/TABS10FM GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - A Narcissist's Quest for Fame 0:50 - King of the Quacks Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 1:27 - RFK's Role in the Tragic Kennedy Family 14:47 - Building Credibility as an Environmental Lawyer and Activist 25:25 - The Clinton Connection 30:21 - RFK's Obsession with Eating Roadkill and Cheating 47:19 - Marriage No. 3 and the Hollywood Connection 55:29 - His True Passion is Vaccine Grifting for Money 1:12:03 - RFK is Directly Responsible for 83 Deaths 1:30:30 - RFK's Dishonest Run for President 1:39:32 - Joining the MAGA and Israel Grift 1:47:02 - The Sad Beginning of the End for RFK 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!
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The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
08/24/2025
The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers. Stop leaving yourself vulnerable to data breaches. Go to my sponsor https://aura.com/pearlmania500 to get a 14-day free trial and see if any of your data has been exposed Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Old Time Alien Scams 0:58 - Evil Aliens, UFO Cult, and Shake Weight Pyramid Scheme 6:37 - Absolute Relaxation all the way to Mars 23:38 - Horrible Midwest Food, Chat GPT, Fleetwood Mac 34:11 - Where do are old Myths Come From? 41:01 - Khauga Takes William to Mars 48:52 - The Tiki Bar in Delaware 54:19 - Where did the Martians Come From? 1:05:21 - The Shake Weight that Built a Pyramid Scheme 1:17:59 - His Cult Gets Arrested by Chicago PD 1:29:47 - What Happens after Death?
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LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
08/17/2025
LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE JILLIAN MICHAELS DEFENDED SLAVERY ON CNN, OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST. GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trump platforming the likes of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens and Russel Brand to sell her fitness supplements and personal podcast. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box with code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get free shipping and 365-day returns from Quince at https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Lafufus Ducks, or just a nice card! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - The Female JOE ROGAN 0:40 - The Biggest Loser was Cruel 3:48 - 90's and 2000's Diet Culture was So Toxic 18:41 - Jillian Teaches Abusive Thinking 22:35 - Jillian is Hoarding Wealth 35:10 - She Starts a Podcast 46:00 - How She Becomes a Right Wing Mouthpiece 49:48 - Throat Goat Benny Johnson 55:24 - Other Throat Goats of her Podcast 59:48 - What Beliefs Are for Sale? 1:12:03 - Ozempic Broke her Brain? 1:16:56 - Why Jillian Michaels is Worse than Joe Rogan
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KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
08/10/2025
KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the show & find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Lafufus, Ducks OR MORE! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Kratom what is it and who's involved? 0:39 - Alex's shady trip to buy Kratom 3:51 - The Viral TikTok on the horrors of Kratom 7:39 - What is Kratom and Feel Free? 31:16 - How did felon J.W. Ross Start Feel Free? 51:21 - The Past Crimes and Secret Identity of Feel Free Founder 54:57 - Behind the Marketing and Quackery 1:03:54 - How is Donald Trump, Miss Teen USA and a Trad Wife involved? 1:14:51 - Is RFK the Good Guy? Or just wants a cut? 1:18:41 - Grift-ception!
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THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
08/07/2025
THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
To our regular listeners, we are giving you a taste of our patreon exclusive show for free. if you want more exclusive paywalled content, join us at IT'S TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY! The Pearlman's react to your comments from Youtube and patreon from a recent episode as well as give shoutouts to our newest team members on Patreon at This episode covers so much, where do I begin? oh yeah! we have merch for QUACK MONTH: Also, Alex mentions his new DS9 print from the incredible artist Jenny R Johnson, here's a link to her store:
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DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
08/03/2025
DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - π https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use. Support the show and get free shipping on you Quince order and 365-day returns. Head to https://www.quince.com/TMT GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Liver King is a Quack 0:53 - The new "Honks not Quacks" and Previous Quacks 6:48 - The Humble Beginnings of Liver King 25:39 - How Liver King popped off on socials 29:25 - What are the Ancestral Tenets? 52:44 - What are the Swords of Manhood? 1:00:59 - All this BS to sell Supplements? 1:10:35 - STEROIDS: The Ultimate Gym Bro Alpha Crime 1:23:54 - The Family Blood Ritual
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STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
07/30/2025
STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store.
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REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
07/27/2025
REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmanβs tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com If youβre 21 or older, get 25% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://www.inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show and switch to Mint Mobile. Get a 3-month 5 gigabyte plan for just $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Jubilee is a Psyop 1:13 - What is a Psyop and the Overton Window? 9:04 - Why so many open fascist on Jubilee? 12:17 - Jubilee's Beginnings and Villian Arc 20:42 - Why Saving the World with Capitalism Never Works 39:21 - Surrounded and Charlie Kirk's Creepy Smile 48:12 - Where does Jubilee's Money Lead? 58:55 - Alex's Jubilee Audition 1:06:24 - How Jubilee Casts Bigots on their Shows 1:27:47 - Jubilee's Favorite Far Right Racist Billionaire 1:41:50 - How Jubilee Helps Right Wing Influencer's Careers 1:46:36 - Nazi Please
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The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
07/20/2025
The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmanβs tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage their audiences's trust. Support the show and get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF Support the show and get 20% off your Chubbies order with code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt Pinkertons Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mVIzWY2KBSe3H9utyJnN8 Lolcow Episode: https://youtu.be/5AjGe2tqUyw?si=sAHojzdP4yHaCRfV GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Is Andrew Schulz an Idiot? 1:35 - Alex's Viral Antipasto and Epstein videos 5:48 - Why no Epstein questions for Trump Podcast Bros? 15:23 - Why Andrew Schulz and Joe Rogan Became Lame Alex Jones Impersonators 34:13 - Alex's Time as a Security Guard Perp Walking the Easter Bunny 47:30 - Gianmarco Soresi Exposes Andrew Schulz's Ego 52:04 - Where does Andrew Schulz's Greed Lead? 1:01:29 - What's going on with How Andrew Schulz Dresses? 1:08:00 - Trump, Charlie Kirk, and Laura Ingraham also Facing Backlash
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How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
07/13/2025
How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmanβs tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews 0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune 14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie 33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System 46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue 1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry 1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review 1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not 1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes #superman #godzilla #lotr #movies #everyafter #drewbarrymore #loveisland #pearlmania500 #podcast #comedy #marriagegoals #marriedlife #thelighthouse #film #funny #giveusourstolenmoneyback #huda #cars #lightningmcqueencars #godzillaminusone #oscars #awards #hollywood #christian #religious #rating #ranking #tierlist #michaelcaine #fantasticfour #marvel #dceu
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Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
07/06/2025
Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmanβs talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintourβs reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played. Get 50% off one Adam & Eve item. Use promo code TMT at https://www.adamandeve.com Kardashian Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1VVmu4Yju2SwQO67RYeMpU GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks! P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Rich People Are Tacky 1:04 - Rating Kardashian Fashion at the Bezos Wedding 19:55 - One Kardashian Left 24:42 - Embarrassed Leonardo DiCaprio 27:37 - Usher, Tom Brady, Orlando Bloom, Oprah, Gail 31:54 - The Lower Profile Billionaires 46:05 - Sam Altman 52:38 - Who Stole Whoβs Wedding Idea? 1:00:50 - Celebrities who Tallked Sh#@ on the Bezos Wedding 1:13:40 - Why Anna Wintour Steps Down from Vogue 1:15:52 - Does Vogue Hate Lauren Sanchez? 1:23:09 - How Anna Wintour Changed Vogue 1:29:47 - Why College Humor is a Bisexual Treat 1:31:51 - Alexβs Closing Argument (Why You Should Invest in TMT) #bezos #amazon #hasanabi #comedy #podcast #pearlmania500 #wedding #dragqueen #rupaulsdragrace
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Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
06/29/2025
Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code TABS at https://www.ridge.com/TABS Katy Perry Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7F63atDvYnFvtKn3t0DqRc Tycho Brahe Episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/20noDSy0PDbFSobqcBEwK1 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus or Ducks to: P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - No More Mr. Woker 0:51 - The Labubu Addiction 24:23 - How Gambling Is Driving Labubus 37:43 - Liver King is a Dangerous Joe Rogan Stan 53:01 - The Disgusting Wealth of the Bezos Wedding 1:06:56 - Why Katy Perry and Orland Bloom Broke Up
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The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
06/25/2025
The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference! As always to join our downline, check out our And if you want to send us something in our PO Box, our Address is: PO Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372
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Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
06/22/2025
Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction. Get 50% off plus free shipping on your first Factor box. Use code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Welcome to the Clown Rodeo 0:46 - The Karen Read Trial 29:21 - Processing the Horrors on the News 39:32 - No Kings Protest 44:16 - World War III 52:28 - Why Am I Agreeing with Tucker Carlson? 1:05:33 - Some Fun PSA's
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They're All Watching You | TMT #132
06/15/2025
They're All Watching You | TMT #132
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Taco (Trump Always Chickens Out) - song https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lcF91LG4zXnw6SZJtXeX5 The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single! Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/TOOMANY GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro 0:32 - Trump and Elon Breakup 17:14 - I Promised no more Theo Von Rants 24:36 - Palantir Technologies 42:30 - Ice Raids, Protests and More Breakups 56:20 - Democrat Leadership are Cowards 59:08 - Sydney Sweeney's New Soap
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Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
06/08/2025
Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - No Plans for 7 Months 19:08 - Can't Have it All 35:17 - Content Creation 53:59 - How Much to Sell Out? 1:09:29 - Puerto Rico 1:27:57 - Frog and Toad 1:41:35 - Alex's Ghost Story 1:48:54 - Arnold Lobel 1:55:09 - Tobacco Companies 2:05:50 - Wrap Up
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Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
06/01/2025
Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - π Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time. Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Alex's Grand Plan 0:31 - Todd and Julie Chrisley Pardoned by Trump 4:44 - Monday Night RAW and Gay Dad 7:37 - The Crimes of the Chrisley Family 20:20 - Savannah Chrisley's Plan to Grift Her Parents Out of Jail 23:23 - Alex's Theo Von Rant 36:01 - Savannah Starts Sucking Up top MAGA 47:21 - Their Supplement Grift Ft. RFK Jr. 1:00:08 - Savannah Makes Progress with MAGA and her BFF Lara Trump 1:07:50 - Trump's Crypto Dinner 1:12:11 - Trump's Most Corupt Pardon 1:15:28 - The Pardon of Jared Kushner's Father 1:21:04 - Crime's Aren't Real If You Have Money
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