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Zoe can't watch horror movies because they're too scary. Charlotte won't watch action movies because they're too stupid. Join us as we tell each other about films we simply cannot sit through.

2Stupid: Monkey Man (2024) 11/20/2024

2Stupid: Monkey Man (2024) This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have? Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang? Music by DJ Cing Kobra /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/34102666

2Scary: Margaux (2022) 11/08/2024

2Scary: Margaux (2022) Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs. An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine. Music by DJ Corn.ai /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33186917

Spooktober: Die Hand Die Verletzt 10/31/2024

Spooktober: Die Hand Die Verletzt Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Thank you for being here with us we love you!!!!!! Music by DJ American Stonehenge /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33634122

Spooktober: 3 10/29/2024

Spooktober: 3 It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33634022

Spooktober: Blood 10/27/2024

Spooktober: Blood It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Psychrowave /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33633962

Spooktober: The Host 10/22/2024

Spooktober: The Host Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose? Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Cow Emotional Therapist /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450767

Spooktober: Darkness Falls 10/17/2024

Spooktober: Darkness Falls Please, Capri is my father. Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ 30-40 Men /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450742

Spooktober: Miracle Man 10/15/2024

Spooktober: Miracle Man rocks& piss& math. That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Sculder /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450732

Spooktober: Ice 10/10/2024

Spooktober: Ice Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264587

Spooktober: Shadows 10/08/2024

Spooktober: Shadows Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Jermaine Underground /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264567

Spooktober: Squeeze 10/03/2024

Spooktober: Squeeze Today we visit the famous two-snake city of Baltimore where S01E03 of The X-Files, definitely entitled The Liver Snatchers on the Loose for Five Times*, takes place. Charlotte describes a chair with a cushion eaten out of it by rats and Zoe makes a lot of scared, uncomfortable noises Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.** Music by DJ Golden Eyeballs *Squeeze, actually. **(No, it's not October 2nd. As a special gift, keep an eye out for a joke that might be funny come February.) /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264552

Spooktober: X-Files Pilot 10/01/2024

Spooktober: X-Files Pilot Spooky Charlotte starts us off at the beginning with S01E01 of the X-Files. Grab some man-shaped static and a honk-shoo candle and settle into a nice warm bath. It's our first 5/5 across the board god hell as dammit, so give it or take it! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Porst Morderm /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264177

2Stupid: Miami Connection (1987) 09/25/2024

2Stupid: Miami Connection (1987) Get ready for a roundhouse wreckwave of Scooby Doo noises and one (1) joke for people who liked music in 2004. There's more but the computer competition is coming up so let's focus on hitting K to fill up this circle. Brought to you by Jeff's Helpful Henchmen and the most exclusive free little library in central Florida. Music by DJ Gogue /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33186817

2 Scary: The Manor (2021) 09/04/2024

2 Scary: The Manor (2021) Sincrest apologies for the loud scream at 26 mins (Zoe, obviously). This week, enjoy a beautiful peek into Charlotte's future wherein they play Tombstone Monopoly and answer the eternal question: is that scar shaped like a hairbrush or cross? Music by DJ Peach Moment /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/32665227

2 Stupid: White Lightning (1973) 08/21/2024

2 Stupid: White Lightning (1973) Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Music by DJ Ominous Banjo /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/32665162

2Scary: The First Omen (2024) 07/31/2024

2Scary: The First Omen (2024) Come join us for the prequel to one of 6 scary movies Zoe has actually watched seen! Our priest Stephen Fry the Frito Pie and Sister Mary Leek star in a movie about what's proof of knowing somebody. Music by DJ Gray, Gooey, Long-finger-and-claw-having Hand /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992787

2Stupid: xXx (2002) 07/17/2024

2Stupid: xXx (2002) Welcome to the Xander xone! Here it is, the ur-2Stupid, the single best film ever created. Featuring the Nightmare Before Christmas Europe door, a classic big-dick-off, and snake locomotion. Music by DJ Dick Hotchkiss /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992767

2Scary: Evil Dead Rise (2023) 07/03/2024

2Scary: Evil Dead Rise (2023) Kicking off season 3 with a legit 2Scary! Zoe, the mayor of babytown and in possession of not even one Staffany, had to take a days-long break from Charlotte's too-evocative telling. It wasn't because of "Mommy's with the maggots now" or even "titty-suckin' parasites" -- but the fly. You know what happens with the fly. Music by DJ Dead by Dawn /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992747

2Stupid: Hunter Killer (2018) 05/15/2024

2Stupid: Hunter Killer (2018) Suit up in your glitch camo and get ready to moderate some comments for your country fandom! The USS Waxahatchee wants you to squat your brothers and enjoy a single cadet Kelly reference. That's black ops baybeeeeeee! Music by DJ The Most Face /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31173262

2Scary: Children of the Corn (2023) 05/01/2024

2Scary: Children of the Corn (2023) Despite the idyllic setting of Corntown's Home for Tiny Niblets, this Shutter original really got Charlotte saying quan feef about the screepy carecrow. Zoe cannot understand the concept of a bush party for children but that's alright because she's getting out of this town to go to Weed University, derp! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! US-corn! Music by DJ Ominous Russel /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30763578

2Stupid: Ronin (1998) 04/24/2024

2Stupid: Ronin (1998) In which Zoe tries to break the world record for saying the word "like" and strange things happen with containers: a briefcase of homosexuality, a bucket of rubber chickens, a cocked hat, etc. Big apology to Seen Been / Sean Bean / Shaun Bhaun but he really was breathing way too much. Music by DJ Not Weird, French /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30763543

2Scary: Prey for the Devil (2022) 04/10/2024

2Scary: Prey for the Devil (2022) Schlorp under the bed and get yourself a little bag of coal snacks, it's time to cure a bad case of the bad swings by girlbossing too close to the sun over at Vatican U. If you're confused, check the Australian Internet because runs backwards. Consider seraching for cutiefixes, leaving a baby hangin' in utero, and the single worst hair you've ever heard of. Music by DJ Little Piss Freak /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30763428

2Stupid: Ava (2020) 03/27/2024

2Stupid: Ava (2020) It's not all teeth in this one (even though the teeth are a big part of the mouth). You got French Beetlejuice's friend getting pennies out of a washing machine. How many? So glad you asked. EIGHTY THOUSAND! Music by DJ Memories of the Movie Blowjob /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30295453

2 Scary: Snow Falls (2023) 03/13/2024

2 Scary: Snow Falls (2023) Welcome back to season 2 of 2S2S! What do you call a group of crows that started a metal band? As the animals squeezed into the mitten in The Mitten, so the Russian sleep experiment, a snowman at the window, bread in the Twizzlers, and Aaron Samuels squeezed into this episode. Music by DJ Manslaughter /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30194488

Stupetebuary: Day of Jeopardy 03/01/2024

Stupetebuary: Day of Jeopardy It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E15 of Airwolf in which Zoe becomes a guns' rights activist after logging on to spyrankings.com and Charlotte reveals their Varby colors. It's a great Japorious Day. Music by DJ Famous Year Washington B.C. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30193923

Stupetebuary: Hawke's Run 03/01/2024

Stupetebuary: Hawke's Run It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E18 of Airwolf in which we use our bottom arms to pick up a little toffee Oreo while String finally gets a real beard. Music by DJ Coffe Enema /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30194233

Stupetebuary: Tracks 03/01/2024

Stupetebuary: Tracks It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E21 of Airwolf in which Charlotte reveals themself to be the Catman and Zoe is Bobcat Jacket. We didn't make it to the top, but we made it. Music by DJ Rudy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJZosBX2L0 /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30193873

Stupetebuary: Discovery 02/26/2024

Stupetebuary: Discovery It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. TW for baby/Harley Quinn voice Today's episode covers S03E14 of Airwolf in which we welcome Pisces season and find out that Charlotte's dad is the inventor of Dr. Pepper and horses. String-Top Hawk Fellow-Bottom makes it so complicated that we outsmart outselves. Music by DJ KW Ran Out of DJ Names /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30090968

Stupetebuary: Wildfire 02/25/2024

Stupetebuary: Wildfire It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E13 of Airwolf in which Dr. Frank the Helicopter Doctor falls into the clutches of our knowing his name. Note: We used the male interaction scale to rate this episode. Music by DJ February Jesus /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30071593

Stupetebuary: Half-Pint 02/24/2024

Stupetebuary: Half-Pint It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Every day in February we will be posting a minisode where Charlotte’s patience is tried and confused by Zoe and the writers of 1980’s action show Airwolf. Today's episode covers S03E12 of Airwolf in which we take a big load down the mountain to the Dragon City pinball arcade to work out in our jeans. Music by DJ Miss Bullet Golden Triangle /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/30071488

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