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Zoe can't watch horror movies because they're too scary. Charlotte won't watch action movies because they're too stupid. Join us as we tell each other about films we simply cannot sit through.

Departing Seniors (2023) 03/14/2025

Departing Seniors (2023) In which nobody does Moby we both do dick, Charlotte says "This is the start of many years of loss and it doesn't end until you die," and the devil laughs. TW for lots of spoilers for the 2001 David Boreanaz movie Valentine. Music by DJ Gaymo /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35681890

Stupetebuary: Spec Ops 02/27/2025

Stupetebuary: Spec Ops And finally, S02E02. Much like The Two Towers, second of the Lord of the Rings movies, we bring you grade A Canadian bacon, full backal nudity, and flipflops for your hands but it's a knife. Charlotte rates this one what? out of five. We made it to the end of Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Thank you for joining us and cherchez la femme. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35473770

Stupetebuary: Open Heart 02/25/2025

Stupetebuary: Open Heart It's a 5/5 from Charlotte on S02E09 of La Femme Nikita! It's freeing the suggestion of a nipple if the temperature is correct in an Eastern Europrison/human zoo! It's putting a stranger's anything in your mouth! It's Gina Torres! If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35376770

Stupetebuary: Voices 02/20/2025

Stupetebuary: Voices Slip on that little pair of glasses made out of two black checkers and send a man with a name to a ball kicking - it's time for S01E19. If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35376755

Stupetebuary: Gambit 02/18/2025

Stupetebuary: Gambit Grab S01E14 by the stupid horns and do some terrorism because we're murderers, not racists. Also: tactical pigtails, nookie bros, and a limited history of CAD vs. USD. Podcasters' note: it's Finland, not Norway who does the baby box. If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35236625

Stupetebuary: Mother 02/13/2025

Stupetebuary: Mother Suspend your belief for S01E05! Here it comes creeping like a mechanic for the spare jacuzzi. TW for baby noises, mom stuff, and the threat of an Australian accent. If you didn't know, it’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35181715

Stupetebuary: Simone 02/11/2025

Stupetebuary: Simone This week it's S01E03, a collision course between two blanes: Broken Glass Wings and computering on your period. Just keep your music private from the fish, okay? It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35182010

Stupetebuary: Friend 02/06/2025

Stupetebuary: Friend Bonk the front of the plane, we're ready to go! Go where? To S01E02 of La Femme Gunman! Just barely a little too much, right up until we find out who is daddy and can create the good cop/dad cop binary. Remember Frigwitch? If not, go listen to the Die Hand Die Verletzt episode. It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35181750

Stupetebuary: Pilot 02/04/2025

Stupetebuary: Pilot Today it's S01E01 your classic pilot titled Pilot. Like a band's eponymous first album but significantly more confusing. Photograph-of-your-own-funeral-level confusing. Tune in for Charlotte's searing hot #girlboss ops opinions, a French brown, and a quick gun flash mob. It’s Stupetebuary! The worst, dumbest month! Twice a week we will be posting a "minisode" from the deeply Canadian early aughts show La Femme Nikita. (We say Petra basically the whole time but her name is Peta. Sorry we were googling pictures of her and spelling doesn't matter when you're that hot.) /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/35056815

2 Stupid: The Beekeeper (2024) 01/29/2025

2 Stupid: The Beekeeper (2024) Come on down to the CIA beef party where Charlotte is going to do their bee rap for Hamilton and Zoe cannot believe she missed the opportunity to say "JC Stacy rents some spacey." Featuring quite a lot of Elmer Fudd content, some professiona discussion of Bee2Bee SaaS, and the eye of the spin. Music by DJ Mr Fuck You /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/34979075

2 Scary: Arcadian (2024) 01/17/2025

2 Scary: Arcadian (2024) Come join Wet the whistle and Pockets the bottle opener in a game of crappy apocalypse! Rest assured that in this, the first episode of season 4, each kind of dog (woof, bubble, rat) is discussed and the booby is trappin'. Music by DJ Bucket and TT /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/34888600

2Stupid: Monkey Man (2024) 11/20/2024

2Stupid: Monkey Man (2024) This week's ep we ask the hard questions: how many shirts can a person have? Who brings tears to a punch fight? And, most importantly, cologne tray neck bang? Music by DJ Cing Kobra /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/34102666

2Scary: Margaux (2022) 11/08/2024

2Scary: Margaux (2022) Come with us to this hot dog-style vacation rental and we'll all do the computer version of doing shots (downloading malware). Don't want to? Okay, fine, build a firewall around your bedroom using exclusively blue paragraphs. An important note about this episode: a potion you get from berries that makes you a witch is also wine. Music by DJ Corn.ai /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33186917

Spooktober: Die Hand Die Verletzt 10/31/2024

Spooktober: Die Hand Die Verletzt Charlotte's not going to read from some demon book, even if it's all New Hamshire mottos. All drepressed kids please report to the high school in S02E14 of The X-files and say "frigwitch" a lot. Then we're getting snaked. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Thank you for being here with us we love you!!!!!! Music by DJ American Stonehenge /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33634122

Spooktober: 3 10/29/2024

Spooktober: 3 It's piss, rocks, and math again! S03E07 of The X-Files is bread, it's bread, it's a loaf of bread filled with Charlotte's patience as Zoe imagines a really big Jello shot for a doctor's birthday. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33634022

Spooktober: Blood 10/27/2024

Spooktober: Blood It's blood o'clock! Time for a convoluted discussion of what a 7-segment digital display is. Let's all take the ambulance bus over to S02E03 of The X-Files and turn the radio waaay up: they're playing Satan Satan by Charlina Brown! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Psychrowave /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33633962

Spooktober: The Host 10/22/2024

Spooktober: The Host Take a moment to think about your favorite Peanuts character. Do they feature in S02E02 of The X-Files? The one called The Host? No? Huh. How about Doctor Octagon? No? Hmm. A flat hotdog worm? Yeah? Okay, good. We're getting somewhere. And the panty moths? Are they on the loose? Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Cow Emotional Therapist /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450767

Spooktober: Darkness Falls 10/17/2024

Spooktober: Darkness Falls Please, Capri is my father. Yes, it's time for season 1, orpisord 20 of The X-Files. Fix yourself a nice glass of coolant-aid and some gasrice and go goo for a bit. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ 30-40 Men /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450742

Spooktober: Miracle Man 10/15/2024

Spooktober: Miracle Man rocks& piss& math. That's what this episode of 2 Sedimentary 2 Igneous is about. Just kidding, it's S01E18 of the ✞-Files, narrated by Big Baby Bible (Charlotte) and some freegan rats. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Sculder /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33450732

Spooktober: Ice 10/10/2024

Spooktober: Ice Enjoy the glorious silence of Charlotte showing Zoe a picture of a border collie while describing S01E08 of the X-Files. Featuring the glorious return of us singing the theme song. Again. Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Swollen Nymph Loads /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264587

Spooktober: Shadows 10/08/2024

Spooktober: Shadows Come meet us at 666 Terrorist Way, apartment 911 for S01E06 of the X-Files. The wet bandits (not Sculder and Mully) are gonna zoom in and unsave a lossy bullshit with Kelly the Smudge! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Jermaine Underground /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264567

Spooktober: Squeeze 10/03/2024

Spooktober: Squeeze Today we visit the famous two-snake city of Baltimore where S01E03 of The X-Files, definitely entitled The Liver Snatchers on the Loose for Five Times*, takes place. Charlotte describes a chair with a cushion eaten out of it by rats and Zoe makes a lot of scared, uncomfortable noises Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly.** Music by DJ Golden Eyeballs *Squeeze, actually. **(No, it's not October 2nd. As a special gift, keep an eye out for a joke that might be funny come February.) /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264552

Spooktober: X-Files Pilot 10/01/2024

Spooktober: X-Files Pilot Spooky Charlotte starts us off at the beginning with S01E01 of the X-Files. Grab some man-shaped static and a honk-shoo candle and settle into a nice warm bath. It's our first 5/5 across the board god hell as dammit, so give it or take it! Welcome to Spooktober, the month when Charlotte tells Zoe about a spooky show twice a week. Yes, last year we did 31 days but that was a lot, honestly. Music by DJ Porst Morderm /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33264177

2Stupid: Miami Connection (1987) 09/25/2024

2Stupid: Miami Connection (1987) Get ready for a roundhouse wreckwave of Scooby Doo noises and one (1) joke for people who liked music in 2004. There's more but the computer competition is coming up so let's focus on hitting K to fill up this circle. Brought to you by Jeff's Helpful Henchmen and the most exclusive free little library in central Florida. Music by DJ Gogue /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/33186817

2 Scary: The Manor (2021) 09/04/2024

2 Scary: The Manor (2021) Sincrest apologies for the loud scream at 26 mins (Zoe, obviously). This week, enjoy a beautiful peek into Charlotte's future wherein they play Tombstone Monopoly and answer the eternal question: is that scar shaped like a hairbrush or cross? Music by DJ Peach Moment /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/32665227

2 Stupid: White Lightning (1973) 08/21/2024

2 Stupid: White Lightning (1973) Grab yourself a bag of plain chips and a medium diet soup and settle in with Vinnie Carruthers for a film no one's talked about since you were a corn's height to a cow's age. Look, this isn't about being anti-bird, it's about being pro-double-punch-to-the-fryhole. Keep flyin'. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Music by DJ Ominous Banjo /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/32665162

2Scary: The First Omen (2024) 07/31/2024

2Scary: The First Omen (2024) Come join us for the prequel to one of 6 scary movies Zoe has actually watched seen! Our priest Stephen Fry the Frito Pie and Sister Mary Leek star in a movie about what's proof of knowing somebody. Music by DJ Gray, Gooey, Long-finger-and-claw-having Hand /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992787

2Stupid: xXx (2002) 07/17/2024

2Stupid: xXx (2002) Welcome to the Xander xone! Here it is, the ur-2Stupid, the single best film ever created. Featuring the Nightmare Before Christmas Europe door, a classic big-dick-off, and snake locomotion. Music by DJ Dick Hotchkiss /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992767

2Scary: Evil Dead Rise (2023) 07/03/2024

2Scary: Evil Dead Rise (2023) Kicking off season 3 with a legit 2Scary! Zoe, the mayor of babytown and in possession of not even one Staffany, had to take a days-long break from Charlotte's too-evocative telling. It wasn't because of "Mommy's with the maggots now" or even "titty-suckin' parasites" -- but the fly. You know what happens with the fly. Music by DJ Dead by Dawn /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31992747

2Stupid: Hunter Killer (2018) 05/15/2024

2Stupid: Hunter Killer (2018) Suit up in your glitch camo and get ready to moderate some comments for your country fandom! The USS Waxahatchee wants you to squat your brothers and enjoy a single cadet Kelly reference. That's black ops baybeeeeeee! Music by DJ The Most Face /episode/index/show/e70d8a44-ad87-4a80-9468-db27413589e1/id/31173262

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