48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet
You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.
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Show Us A Little Turkish Delight
08/12/2026
Show Us A Little Turkish Delight
Grab your favorite seitan lamb dish, crank some Decemberists and let's get it started in here - it's 48 Minutes of Brooklyns Veganing This week we gaze into the Lollapalooza piss bag, watch in awe as Grok jerks it a lil, sit in stunned silence as Savanna Cannon cootermoggs the whole country, boggle at Coldcard getting exploited for $88million and counting, visit the failing Brooklyn Vegan and we do the least vegan thing of all - buy our tickets for the Nude night at CLASS Soire Steakhouse. Yum! Fun Fact : No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, unless you count our human livers. Which most vegans don't. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Thoughts on this???" by SavCannonTalks - "agree" by SavCannonTalks - "vegan teacher can't stop eating meat" by thestarfishy - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Imagine A Beowulf Cluster of These
08/05/2026
Imagine A Beowulf Cluster of These
Grab your coding thigh highs and blame CowboyNeal, it's time for another episode of 48 Minutes of Slashes Dotting This week we give the quiche peanimus on : Professor Sendy and his Wombos, the bloggers who won their lawsuit against Ebay for getting sent pig parts, the 3rd KFC/Umu Musume collab, a Fake Flare network draining $8.5 million, the Only Website that Mattered to Nerds - SlashDot - and we do dueling Jay Leno impressions. Fun Fact : This episode contains a number of references to Jay Leno's unfortunate car accident. We hope Mr. Leno's lawyers take mercy on us. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "president precedent" by @horsey.land - "Quiche Peanemis" by @professorsendy - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Wiggle and Squirt
07/29/2026
Wiggle and Squirt
Grab your pantyhose and funky masks and let's dance in front of a sheet, it's time for 48 Inches of Prime Ass Barking This week we talk about a Haus of Decline comic that caused Charts for Dinner discourse, Microsoft Comic Chat (which was used to create Jerkcity/) going open source, ICE raid porn-themed Twitter accounts, Balance's stablecoin collapse, the enigma that is Tonetta, plus : Bryan Johnson has a blood boy. Hooray? Fun Fact : This episode is an apology episode for putting Bryan through My Immortal last week. Tonetta's bandcamp and YouTube channels have been removed/banned, but a few survive. Enjoy a few selections : 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : St. Louis band Tok's album TOK DOES TONETTA is still around and it is worth your time : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Pressure Zone" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - "81 Inch Prime Ass" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Tonnetta777 Tonetta777) - "Drugs Drugs Drugs" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Simon F) - "G&B Showers" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - "Big Rig" by Tonetta (reuploaded by Mother Goose) - "Drugs Drugs Drugs" performed by TOK - 7/24's mini-documentary on Tonetta : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY
07/22/2026
SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY
Rawr! Fangz! It's yr boyzz Jsaon and Byron, and we R leik going 2 tell u a story. It's about HOGGARTS! Suddenly............ a PODCASTT! This week we talk about the bison that flipped a grandpa, Amanda Palmer burning her fans' things (with their permission!), pickup artist Mystery and his AI girlfriend, Bonzo Lend getting got for $9mil, the infamous fanfic My Immortal, plus we play a little round of Hammacher-Schlemmer Price is Right. Fun Fact : This episode is the most pain Jason has ever put Bryan through and that includes Nyan Neko Sugar Girls. There will be retribution eventually, we assume. Read My Immortal in its entirety here : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "(My) Immortal : The Web Series TRAILER (2013)" by Mediajunkie Studios - "(MY) IMMORTAL : THE WEB SERIES Season 1 Episode 1 "Enoby Darkness Way" by Mediajunkie Studios - Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The G. G. Allin Museum of Transportation
07/15/2026
The G. G. Allin Museum of Transportation
Grab your Pip Boy and a Nuka Cola and your list of complaints about Bethesda, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Meating This week we talk about the Moo Virus prank, teens getting busted for using a home made plasma cannon, the freezing of Knacken, legendary Fallout website and forum No Mutants Allowed and our jaws drop at the discovery of thousands of ChatGPT generated fan fics of Doki Doki Literature Club characters giving birth. Forums. Forums never change. Fun Fact : This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Lindsey Graham, so any references to Ladybugs were unintentional, but probably funnier in retrospect. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Billy Knight Comedy Routine" by TheAICommander (original by Rob Cordry) - "Giving my mom the moo virus" by kenzlikestolaugh - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Ten Seconds of Joy (feat. Charles Star)
07/08/2026
Ten Seconds of Joy (feat. Charles Star)
Get out the red string and the corkboard and settle in for a good time, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Training This week we're joined by Charles from ALAB, No Homework, City Saint/Country Saint and many others to talk about Ethically Modified Memes, the beauty and majesty of Traindog, a Netflix director winning big on crypto but blowing it, the agony and the ecstacy of TempleOS - PLUS the boys introduce Charles to Political Yaoi and Charles introduces us to Kosher phones. It's a trip! Fun Fact : This episode features our third guest who once worked for Deadspin, a record I'm certain not held by any podcast in existence. (If I'm wrong, email ) Find more Charles : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Why do I need an app for every single thing" by Daniel Hentschel - "Lumie's Political Yaoi Dating Simulator Master Diagram (WITH EVIDENCE)" by Lumie - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The Goose Was Not Valued! (feat. Caleb and June from Kill The Computer)
07/01/2026
The Goose Was Not Valued! (feat. Caleb and June from Kill The Computer)
Fire up the (classist) gaming systems and let's play Untitled Goose Slide Deck, it's 48 Minutes of Computers Killing This week we're joined by Caleb and June from Kill The Computer to talk about how playing videogames is classist, a baffling Goose-themed slide deck from the SoftBank's Masayoshi Son, a British writer finding topless men offensive, Quake you can play in your browser (, btw), the JaredFromSubway MEV bot getting honeypotted, Gangstalking and the comic Targ : The Targeted Individual, plus June reminds you to google for a good laugh. Fun Fact : This episode features a riff so offensive we debated leaving it in. Send your best guesses on what the joke was to and we'll read them on the next episode. Find more June and Caleb at : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Highlights From the Bowel Care Seminar" by Found Footage Fest - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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It's My Turn With The Lathe of Heaven
06/17/2026
It's My Turn With The Lathe of Heaven
Add the hashtag #omninousevents and shake hands with Hell Dude before it's too late, it's 48 Minutes of Undulating Black Spheres Barking This week, we shake our heads at the dystopian feed of Pump Fun Go, End It stripping Bananaman in Toronto, SysCoin getting wrecked by bad code, Twitter legend @UtilityLimb and we stare into the dead eyes of a haunting hog training video. Fun Fact : This episode features more tweets than we've ever read out loud on an episode, which will only be surpassed when we do our @dril episode. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "YouTube Comments" by videogamedunkey - "Some asshole wore a banana costume..." by @Is_Not_Brian - As promised, the @UtilityLimb archive : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The Baby Is A Lie
06/10/2026
The Baby Is A Lie
Do you recognize these shapes in this configuration? | || || |_ You will, after this week's new episode of 48 Minutes of Crap Webcomics. This week, we mourn the (temporary) ban of Morgpie for streaming Dark Souls on her feet, gross ourselves out with Bush's Baked Beans popsicle flavor, mourn the loss of Chinese influencer dog Chutou, get heavy on the Gravity Bridge hack, revisit the 18th anniversary of CTRL-ALT-DEL's Loss.jpg and we take a drink from the anime cosplayer foot juice bucket. For charity! Fun Fact : This episode contains more references to miscarriages than is legally allowed in our state, but shhh, don't tell Governor Kehoe. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "{YTP} The Sopranos - A Leotardo Family History by BoBolab - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Jimmies Have Indeed Been Rustled
06/03/2026
Jimmies Have Indeed Been Rustled
Keep your kid out of the gorilla enclosure and prepare for Le Epic Maymays, it's 48 Minutes of Gorillas Dying. This week, we attempt to Google "disregard," Sam Pepper impersonates Mr. Beast, Patagonia sues a drag queen, Verus gets exploited, Harambe gets killed and an AI WWE channel makes noises we can barely describe. Fun Fact : The JoeLizaWWE account has since rebranded as WWEFanPro and removed the funny glitchy videos, which is just sad. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Gorilla Shot Dead in Cincinnati Zoo.." by AllNew - "The Boy Who Fell into Harambe's Enclosure" by AllYouKnow3D - "BASS DROP FOR HARAMBE" by Hungry Cody - "Compilation of prank calls to live TV" by Andrew Tornadoboy - "found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels..." by @ https://bsky.app/profile/ompu.co/post/3mkjnnvvupk2b "Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee" by @maniacalz.bsky.social - https://bsky.app/profile/maniacalz.bsky.social/post/3mkjqjwrvh226 "JoeLizaWWE AI Strokes Mini Compilation" by BlueKyanite1510 - "Kick streamer sam pepper uses AI on stream to impersonate ..." by @antislave1 - https://x.com/antislave1/status/2056755710562631978 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Rare PooPoos
05/20/2026
Rare PooPoos
Watch for flashing lights and get your credit cards ready, it's another Bag O' 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan lament getting outed by Grindr auto-playing a Madonna ad, bask in the simple joy of "beans on truck," laugh at Transit Finance getting hacked again, play the Trump RPG "Epic Furious," snag some deals on Woot and we fall for the AI poop inspector selling everyone's doodoo photos Fun Fact : The "beans on truck" account has many many videos other than that, where different objects are on his truck. Visit Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "New message of Madonna on Grindr!" by news_of_madonna - "putting beans on my roof" by xavsandoval - "How does get these deals?" by Meh - "[YTP] Jiang Xueqin makes sense" by verytallbart - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The Shoes Have Some Problems Dude
05/13/2026
The Shoes Have Some Problems Dude
Sit back in your funky pleather chair and let the rancid footwear vibes wash over you, it's another scintilating 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan take a side trip and bask in Hasan Piker namedropping Bryan on stream, re-live the classic Twitter roast of Jon Hendren's shoes as someone made art of the real thing, cheer on GothFerrari for doing crypto crimes IRL, dive deep into Andy Baio's and struggle to comprehend how a man pulled a car with his penis (for charity!) Fun Fact : The opening Hasan Piker bit is a touch long, if you want to jump to the classic shoe roast, jump to 17:09 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Hasanabi Live Stream Unofficial" by Hasanabi Live FAN CHANNEL (original by @hasanabi) - "So What" by beek (original by Miles Davis) from "House of Cosby #5 (unsanctioned)" by snuphaluphugus (original by Channel 101) - "The Professor Brothers - Bible History #1 (Sodom and Gomorrah)" by TheRealBradNeely - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The Gapes of Wrath
05/06/2026
The Gapes of Wrath
Swinging across your Windows XP desktop and reading your mail in a really creepy voice? Yep, It's 48 Minutes of Bonzis Buddying This week, Jason and Bryan talk the JP Morgan executive's bizarre assault, the 91-year-old Gaming Grandma, Bryan Johnson's oral sex CarFax, Wasabi Protocol getting hit for $5mil, BONZIBUDDY and a pair of hooligans riding a lawmower through a Target Fun Fact : On the bonus episode out next week are all the cut cunnilingus jokes, look for it Tuesday May 12th Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction " by Vargskelethor Joel - "The25KAPR-TV's BonziBUDDY Series EP41 | Bonzi Gets a Virus!" by MASHSkits - "Bonzi's Jungle Challenge! | S1E10" by MASHSkits - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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You Can Talk To The Real Jesus For Free
04/29/2026
You Can Talk To The Real Jesus For Free
What's that, flying across our screens with a rainbow fart and a poptart body? It's 48 Minutes of Nyans Catting! This week, Jason and Bryan talk Alex Jones flipping out about Tim Heidecker taking over Infowars, fake MAGA AI influencers fleecing right wing morons, Pragmata's pedo-adjacent twitch emote, RaveDAO doing a rug pull (maybe?) Nyan Cat and a company asking $1.99 a minute to talk to AI Jesus. Fun Fact : This might be the shortest episode yet, but cheer up, it's also funny. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!" by DaniWell-P - "Nyan Cat - daniwell feat. Momone Momo" by DaniWell-P - "EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim..." by Alex Jones (@realalexjones) - https://x.com/realalexjones/status/2047082896456859749 "Talk to Jesus (AI)" by Just Like Me - "[Mini YTP] I heard spiderman was there" by Isometric Pixel Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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My Hands Are Big Forks
04/22/2026
My Hands Are Big Forks
Hut Hut Hut Hut - John Madden? No, reporting live from the vastness of space, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk "Fries Chicken and Kids" memes, AllBirds pivoting to AI, the Reddit Mod Psychobilly freakout, the Kyoto Penguin Relationship Chart, World Liberty Financial, Jon Bois' brilliant 17776, and we stare at a cursed clock that shows the time Alphabetically. Yeesh. Fun Fact : You need to read 17776, like right now - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "[YTP] The ideal NFL team" by noisepuppet - "#friesandchicken #2026 #fyp #meme" by ScoobOnCrack2 - "Terrifying! Moment caught on Ring camera..." by @Breaking911 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I Know What You Did At ROFLCon (feat. KillHamster aka Producer Steve)
04/15/2026
I Know What You Did At ROFLCon (feat. KillHamster aka Producer Steve)
On your marks, get set, BLOW. Yes, prepare for a good ol' fashioned sperm race, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by internet bon vivant, podcast producer, musician and self-described "most blocked person on LiveJournal" KillHamster, known to fans of "I'm From The Internet" as Producer Steve. We talk about an /r/kitchencels user Ghoulmaxxing, a new political alignment chart based on your haircut, the age-old question "Do Horses Want Cake?," a crypto scam based off an April Fool's joke about animal death, the early days of EncyclopediaDramatica and we ponder the logistics of the Sperm Racing World Cup. Fun Fact : This episode contains more sperm jokes per minute than previously thought possible. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "I commentated the World's First Sperm Race LIVE!" by Gabe Cataldi - "What is Sperm Racing?" by Sperm Racing - "Gorgeous George Sux The Movie - Too Crap for HD and Widescreen (Extended Gut) by Old Man Henry Pwns Gorgeous George in his A-Hole - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I Crave The Cruelty Of Your Bat
04/08/2026
I Crave The Cruelty Of Your Bat
Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette. Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - "2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - " NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Turns Out, I Needed to Squirt
04/01/2026
Turns Out, I Needed to Squirt
Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles. Confused? So are we! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show. Contains clips from : "Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Camelmogging and Humpmaxxing
03/18/2026
Camelmogging and Humpmaxxing
Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze into the abyss that is TMZ and play a game where they pretend to be AI and answer questions. Fun fact : this episode was edited in one night - the fastest turnaround for an episode in show history Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Kanye West Has OFFICIALLY Lost His Mind" by MuchDank - "Michael Richards Spews Racial Hate -- Kramer Racist Rant" by TMZ - "Clippers Owner Donald Sterling to GF - Don't Bring Black People to My Games, Including Magic Johnson" by TMZ - "Celebrity Justice July 21 2005" by jsl151850b (original by Celebrity Justice) - "Kanye West Says Slavery's A Choice, Unedited" by TMZ - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Wet Salad and Disgusting Pig (feat. Jeb "@Mobute" Lund)
03/11/2026
Wet Salad and Disgusting Pig (feat. Jeb "@Mobute" Lund)
Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour Plates, stick their arms in the Boston Legacy Football Club tattoo gloryhole, soak in the Florida-ness of Goliath Finance's founder getting arrested on a crypto Ponzi scheme, reminisce about the glory days of Et Tu Mister Destructo? and the boys take turn salting their kids. For their health, not to eat, jeez. Read more of Jeb's writing : Listen to Quaid in Full - Listen to It's Christmastown - Follow Jeb on Bluesky - Read the Et Tu Mister Destructo columns mentioned in the episode : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "A Barnacle Jim Primer" by @sacbm - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I'm Using The Cat Brush!
03/04/2026
I'm Using The Cat Brush!
Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has the second highest amount of cuts in any episode... Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger..." by @AutismCapital - https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2025281656043786707?s=20 "I took Taser Chess to Open Sauce" by Everything Is Hacked - "Sex Survey Results" by @lasagnacat - "07/27/1978" by @lasagnacat - "08/18/1978" by @lasagnacat - "10/26/2007" by @lasagnacat - "04/09/1998" by @lasagnacat - "1 (800) 591-3274" by @lasagnacat - "Save CornCobTV/Coffin Flop" by Netflix is a Joke/Time Robinson - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I HAVE DOOR INSURANCE or: You Can (Not) Get Rabies
02/25/2026
I HAVE DOOR INSURANCE or: You Can (Not) Get Rabies
Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and use technology to discover what Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has more cuts than any that has ever come before. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : All Episodes" by DreamSword (original by SoapOpera46) - "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls -Episode 1-" by SoapOpera46 - "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : Mayonaka -ALL EPISODES-" by ShonenJump94 - "COVID-19 PSA Informational Video - Advice From a Medical Expert" by SoapOpera46 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. [Comment on this webzone if you have door insurance]
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The Horse Amnesty Button
02/18/2026
The Horse Amnesty Button
Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging! This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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God Bless Superbowl
02/11/2026
God Bless Superbowl
Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : SEE Razor Ramon HG in action at the Foooooh Archives - Contains clips from : "YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial" by The Septic Foundry - "i think they're on to me" by Jake Sing - "NI HOWDY LORE PT. 2" by Jake Sing - "Hard Gay Cooking 01 VOSTFR" by Fooooh Archives - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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No Sleep 'Til Meat
02/04/2026
No Sleep 'Til Meat
We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-form video platform Vine and we take a little trip to eat the mushrooms that make you see little guys running around. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine" (original by Fab Cheerleader) "vines i still think about | vine compilation best of all time" compiled by Atlas Wylde - "Nick Mullen - The Vines" compiled by Town Manager (originals by Nick Mullen) - "Merry Christmas vine" by Christine Sydelko - "Conner O'Malley Vine Compilation : The Transformation" compiled by theadamdanger (original by Conner O'Malley) - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Smoothing Filter Working Overtime
01/28/2026
Smoothing Filter Working Overtime
Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo). Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "New Study Suggests Scientists Hate Dogs" by Internet Action Force - "Hillary Clinton Answer's Last Night's Toughest Debate Questions" by Internet Action Force - "All the Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton" by Internet Action Force - "A Message to the CEO of Reddit..." by stale2000 - "Dr Pepper Jingle" by @romeosshow - Watch more IAF videos : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Old Toothless Joe At It Again
01/21/2026
Old Toothless Joe At It Again
Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we urge you to stare deep into the orb and learn all about Orbology. (Yeeah) Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Illinois is the land of Lincoln" by @chicagosanitation - "Trashy Loves Trash" by @chicagosanitation - "Jessi Slaughter (Brain Slushie)" by fliter08 (original by Jessi Slaughter) - "You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix" by Boing Boing Video (original by Jessi Slaughter) - "Jessi Slaughter Apologizes [2011]" by HiroKasyumi - "Lesson One" by xstinamendez - "Lesson Two" by xstinamendez - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO
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The Gooch Zapper
01/14/2026
The Gooch Zapper
Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD! This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million, EMOGAME by Jason Oda and we put in our pre-orders for the Gooch Zapper. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "White Monster Energy Speed Run" by @masterbaddy - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking's Best of 2025
12/25/2025
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking's Best of 2025
A special presentation for all you sickos out there who just want to hear us yap about movies but don't want the jokes. A special night of talking, about all the biggest games and movies and books and concerts of the year. It's our 2025 Breathmint Best Of episode and it's our special XXXMas gift for you, our dear listeners. Today we talk about : livestreaming giving booze and machetes to the homeless, insecure wifi toilet cameras, smart fridge ads that make you think you've gone insane, Binance employees doing scams with official accounts and the AI videos of beefy prisoners getting absurd 7000 year prison sentences. PLUS we break down our top 3 games, top 3 books, top 3 films, top 3 albums, top 3 concerts and top 3 TV shows of 2025. For those real sickos who just want a list : Games Hollow Knight : Silksong Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Like A Dragon : Pirate Yakuza Silent Hill 2 Remake Ball x Pit Silent Hill f Books Moonflow by Bitter Karella Metallic Realms by Lincoln Michel Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix Films Superman Eddington Bugonia Nosferatu Mickey 17 Fantastic Four : First Steps Albums Middle Spoon by Cheekface these things happen by saturdays at your place moisturizer by Wet Leg Viagr Aboys by Viagra Boys Lotto by They Are Gutting A Body of Water Something to Consume by Die Spitz Concerts Foxing's final show at The Pageant Weird Al at St. Louis Music Park Soul Coughing at The Pageant Mannequin Pussy at The Canopy Club Die Spitz at The Bottleneck TV The Chair Company Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1 Common Side Effects Peacemaker Season 2 Adolescence Severance Season 2
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Why Do We Need Two Microwaves?
12/10/2025
Why Do We Need Two Microwaves?
Whoop Whoop that's that sound of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. Whoop Whoop that's the sound of the pod. JAS-One and B-Ryan are here in full effect and this week we're talking Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip (with Special Guest Mr. Beast!), a Pokemon theme park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, the beauty and the pain that is/was Rap Genius, the scam that is/was TickMilleas and we take some time to visit with a woman named Jamiacan Masterpiece. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Trybersuck" by cs188 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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