48 Minutes of Dogs Barking : A Podcast About The Internet
You might be Online, but are you Extremely Online to know what I mean when I say "Groverhaus" or "Chewbacca ate my balls"? Can you tell the difference between a meme and an Image Macro? Does an image of a cartoon frog preparing to smoke a joint made of a werewolf's turd make you nostalgic for when cartoon frogs weren't fascist? Prepare for a magical journey through the Internet's darkest times and recent madness with us. You'll be amazed by what you hear. We're 48 Minutes Of Dogs Barking. We care.
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I Crave The Cruelty Of Your Bat
04/08/2026
I Crave The Cruelty Of Your Bat
Grab your Louisville Slugger, put the pitcher in the hospital and get set to hit some dingers, it's 48 Minutes of Balls Basing This week, Jason and Bryan discuss Paul McCartney getting banned from Reddit, get tricked by an April Fool's post about Gemini locking a family out of their accounts, cheer on TMZ for asking for photos of lawmakers on vacation, shake their heads at squirrels vaping in England, boggle at the Drift exploit that netted the attacker $280 million, re-discover the glory of the Twitter account Mister Baseball and we play the deadliest game of all - Newgrounds Roulette. Fun Fact : Because of the nature of Newgrounds Roulette, we were unable to grab the audio of the South Park one but trust us, it's gross. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Contains clips from : "Make My Boobs 1 More Size" by Cell - "2 Screwed 4 TV !" by MitEmE - " NewsRadio S02E20 "Coda" B-Story" uploaded by Brian Morrison, original by NBC/343 - Read the entirety of Marijuana Simpson : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Turns Out, I Needed to Squirt
04/01/2026
Turns Out, I Needed to Squirt
Fire up the time machine, get your favorite monkey and your favorite cheese, it's time for a RANDOM episode of 48 Minutes of Vins Dieseling This week, Jason and Bryan chuckle at a 2019 FDA advisory to not buy Big Penis, discover their jackoff habits are exposed via the Quittr app, remember the vaginal kungfu artist who beat up a census worker, cringe themselves stupid on Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel Facts and play a collectible card game with Wikipedia articles. Confused? So are we! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Kill Hamster ( and it's a cover of the original by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads ( Fun fact : this episode contains the most beleaguered sighs from either host ever recorded in the history of the show. Contains clips from : "Chuck Norris - Top 10 'Facts' - 2006" by MrNorrisVideos, originally appearing on Fox Sports Net's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Camelmogging and Humpmaxxing
03/18/2026
Camelmogging and Humpmaxxing
Chase a celebrity around with a camera and get your legal team ready for some real action, it's 48 Minutes of Celebrities Freaking This week, Jason and Bryan discover some human brain cells playing DOOM, discuss 20 camels getting disqualified for getting BBLs, debate actually buying Tucker Carlson merch, laught at the Korean tax agency that exposed a seed phrase and lost $4.8mil in crypto, gaze into the abyss that is TMZ and play a game where they pretend to be AI and answer questions. Fun fact : this episode was edited in one night - the fastest turnaround for an episode in show history Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Kanye West Has OFFICIALLY Lost His Mind" by MuchDank - "Michael Richards Spews Racial Hate -- Kramer Racist Rant" by TMZ - "Clippers Owner Donald Sterling to GF - Don't Bring Black People to My Games, Including Magic Johnson" by TMZ - "Celebrity Justice July 21 2005" by jsl151850b (original by Celebrity Justice) - "Kanye West Says Slavery's A Choice, Unedited" by TMZ - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Wet Salad and Disgusting Pig (feat. Jeb "@Mobute" Lund)
03/11/2026
Wet Salad and Disgusting Pig (feat. Jeb "@Mobute" Lund)
Write a harshly-worded letter to Tony LaRussa and throw a Chihuly piece in the garbage, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Journalisting This week, Jason and Bryan are joined by the intensely talented Jeb Lund aka @mobute - writer of a million articles, co-host of several podcasts and all-around funny guy - as they discuss a dreadful AO3 outage, taste a new trend in bad food called Sour Plates, stick their arms in the Boston Legacy Football Club tattoo gloryhole, soak in the Florida-ness of Goliath Finance's founder getting arrested on a crypto Ponzi scheme, reminisce about the glory days of Et Tu Mister Destructo? and the boys take turn salting their kids. For their health, not to eat, jeez. Read more of Jeb's writing : Listen to Quaid in Full - Listen to It's Christmastown - Follow Jeb on Bluesky - Read the Et Tu Mister Destructo columns mentioned in the episode : Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "A Barnacle Jim Primer" by @sacbm - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I'm Using The Cat Brush!
03/04/2026
I'm Using The Cat Brush!
Rent a Garfield costume and dial this very special number, it's another episode of 48 Minutes of Corns Cobbing This week, Jason and Bryan celebrate GamesmasterAnthony's 51st birthday, revel in Androgenic getting his literal wig snatched, delight in boomers getting lowballed by AI, shake their heads at a DeFi trader losing 6 figures to a bad click, delight in the videos and madness that is Fatal Farm and take themselves to the park for some Taser Chess. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has the second highest amount of cuts in any episode... Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger..." by @AutismCapital - https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2025281656043786707?s=20 "I took Taser Chess to Open Sauce" by Everything Is Hacked - "Sex Survey Results" by @lasagnacat - "07/27/1978" by @lasagnacat - "08/18/1978" by @lasagnacat - "10/26/2007" by @lasagnacat - "04/09/1998" by @lasagnacat - "1 (800) 591-3274" by @lasagnacat - "Save CornCobTV/Coffin Flop" by Netflix is a Joke/Time Robinson - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I HAVE DOOR INSURANCE or: You Can (Not) Get Rabies
02/25/2026
I HAVE DOOR INSURANCE or: You Can (Not) Get Rabies
Draw yourself as a freaky neko-girl ~ nya~ move your mouth WAY too close to the mic ~~nya!~~ and settle in for 48 Minutes of Dudes Laughing This week, Jason and Bryan cheer the punching of a pro-ICE teen, watch in horror as RFK and Kid Rock work out half-nude and Obama talks aliens, guess why a Pragmata subreddit was banned, mourn the vibe-coding that nuked Moonwell, explore the nightmare fuel that is Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls and use technology to discover what Far Side comic Sting was reading in the 90s. Fun Fact : The edit for this episode has more cuts than any that has ever come before. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : All Episodes" by DreamSword (original by SoapOpera46) - "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls -Episode 1-" by SoapOpera46 - "Nyan ~ Neko Sugar Girls : Mayonaka -ALL EPISODES-" by ShonenJump94 - "COVID-19 PSA Informational Video - Advice From a Medical Expert" by SoapOpera46 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. [Comment on this webzone if you have door insurance]
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The Horse Amnesty Button
02/18/2026
The Horse Amnesty Button
Draw yourself a nice little horse, figure out how much beer is in a keg and look out for the jestergooners, it's 48 Minutes of Frames Mogging! This week, Jason and Bryan discover the unbridled greatness of trains, bathe in the soothing web 1.5 of Gradient Horse, get miffed we didn't get any of the free bitcoin from Bithumb, visit a site full of how-to guides and pranks called and visit the PokeStop on Little St. James Fun Fact : This episode is the closest to 48 actual minutes we've been in a long time. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Zack D Films Goes Absolutely Mad" by BRM75 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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God Bless Superbowl
02/11/2026
God Bless Superbowl
Break out your finest cheeseburgers, fire up the Mustang and get ready for a rootin' tootin' good time, it's 48 Minutes of Gays Harding This week, Jason and Bryan say "God Bless Superbowl" with Jake Sing, try to pronounce Sydney Sweeney's new underwear line, ask "what are you doing Step Finance?" shout "FOOOOOOH" with Razor Ramon HG aka HARD GAY and discover that Moltbook is fake as hell. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : SEE Razor Ramon HG in action at the Foooooh Archives - Contains clips from : "YTP - Judge Judy - Everyone is on trial" by The Septic Foundry - "i think they're on to me" by Jake Sing - "NI HOWDY LORE PT. 2" by Jake Sing - "Hard Gay Cooking 01 VOSTFR" by Fooooh Archives - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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No Sleep 'Til Meat
02/04/2026
No Sleep 'Til Meat
We're back at it again at the Krispy Kreme. Yes, a potato flew around our room and told us a new episode of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking was coming... And they were roommates! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about finding the "nastiest angle" on TikTok, ordering Domino's on your Wii in 2026, how the hottest new toy from China is a frowning horse, The Clawd debacle turned scam, the short-lived short-form video platform Vine and we take a little trip to eat the mushrooms that make you see little guys running around. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Back at it again at Krispy Kreme vine" (original by Fab Cheerleader) "vines i still think about | vine compilation best of all time" compiled by Atlas Wylde - "Nick Mullen - The Vines" compiled by Town Manager (originals by Nick Mullen) - "Merry Christmas vine" by Christine Sydelko - "Conner O'Malley Vine Compilation : The Transformation" compiled by theadamdanger (original by Conner O'Malley) - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Smoothing Filter Working Overtime
01/28/2026
Smoothing Filter Working Overtime
Do some corporate synergy, pivot to video and make yourself some short form ""CONTENT"" it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week, Jason and Bryan talk about the Reddit moderator delivering an epic Dear Richard video, a Turning Point event with a deeply weird name (the Make Heaven Crowded tour), a crypto scam involving oil reserves, NewsCorp's failed video site Internet Action Force and we hum along to a Dr. Pepper jingle that's good and nice (doo doo doo). Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "New Study Suggests Scientists Hate Dogs" by Internet Action Force - "Hillary Clinton Answer's Last Night's Toughest Debate Questions" by Internet Action Force - "All the Reasons to Vote for Hillary Clinton" by Internet Action Force - "A Message to the CEO of Reddit..." by stale2000 - "Dr Pepper Jingle" by @romeosshow - Watch more IAF videos : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Old Toothless Joe At It Again
01/21/2026
Old Toothless Joe At It Again
Have a seat, grab hold of your BOTDF t-shirts and open up your stickam stream, it's time for a Very Special 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week, Jason and Bryan talk Trashy, the fake Chicago Streets and Sanitation mascot, JD Vance getting owned by ConnorEatsPants, the rollout of the Autistic Barbie, Bandcamp banning AI music, Eric Adams doing his own rug pull, the saga of Jessi Slaughter and we urge you to stare deep into the orb and learn all about Orbology. (Yeeah) Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Illinois is the land of Lincoln" by @chicagosanitation - "Trashy Loves Trash" by @chicagosanitation - "Jessi Slaughter (Brain Slushie)" by fliter08 (original by Jessi Slaughter) - "You dun Goofed, MAD DAD ONLY remix" by Boing Boing Video (original by Jessi Slaughter) - "Jessi Slaughter Apologizes [2011]" by HiroKasyumi - "Lesson One" by xstinamendez - "Lesson Two" by xstinamendez - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO
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The Gooch Zapper
01/14/2026
The Gooch Zapper
Grab those hornrim glasses, re-open your septum piercing and let's save America, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! Rawr XD! This week, Jason and Bryan return from the holidays with renewed vigor, new microphones and some killer topics - this week they talk about : The Pink Power Ranger deleting racist dating sites, Free Zyns at work, Maduro fits in your inbox, Unleash getting hacked for $4 million, EMOGAME by Jason Oda and we put in our pre-orders for the Gooch Zapper. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "White Monster Energy Speed Run" by @masterbaddy - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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48 Minutes of Dogs Barking's Best of 2025
12/25/2025
48 Minutes of Dogs Barking's Best of 2025
A special presentation for all you sickos out there who just want to hear us yap about movies but don't want the jokes. A special night of talking, about all the biggest games and movies and books and concerts of the year. It's our 2025 Breathmint Best Of episode and it's our special XXXMas gift for you, our dear listeners. Today we talk about : livestreaming giving booze and machetes to the homeless, insecure wifi toilet cameras, smart fridge ads that make you think you've gone insane, Binance employees doing scams with official accounts and the AI videos of beefy prisoners getting absurd 7000 year prison sentences. PLUS we break down our top 3 games, top 3 books, top 3 films, top 3 albums, top 3 concerts and top 3 TV shows of 2025. For those real sickos who just want a list : Games Hollow Knight : Silksong Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Like A Dragon : Pirate Yakuza Silent Hill 2 Remake Ball x Pit Silent Hill f Books Moonflow by Bitter Karella Metallic Realms by Lincoln Michel Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix Films Superman Eddington Bugonia Nosferatu Mickey 17 Fantastic Four : First Steps Albums Middle Spoon by Cheekface these things happen by saturdays at your place moisturizer by Wet Leg Viagr Aboys by Viagra Boys Lotto by They Are Gutting A Body of Water Something to Consume by Die Spitz Concerts Foxing's final show at The Pageant Weird Al at St. Louis Music Park Soul Coughing at The Pageant Mannequin Pussy at The Canopy Club Die Spitz at The Bottleneck TV The Chair Company Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1 Common Side Effects Peacemaker Season 2 Adolescence Severance Season 2
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Why Do We Need Two Microwaves?
12/10/2025
Why Do We Need Two Microwaves?
Whoop Whoop that's that sound of 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. Whoop Whoop that's the sound of the pod. JAS-One and B-Ryan are here in full effect and this week we're talking Grimes DJing Bryan Johnson's acid trip (with Special Guest Mr. Beast!), a Pokemon theme park that has a fitness test, a drunk racoon in a liquor store, the beauty and the pain that is/was Rap Genius, the scam that is/was TickMilleas and we take some time to visit with a woman named Jamiacan Masterpiece. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Trybersuck" by cs188 - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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I'll Take My Finely Painted Miniatures Elsewhere
12/03/2025
I'll Take My Finely Painted Miniatures Elsewhere
Grab an Ecto Cooler, rip open your Trapper Keeper and put on the soundtrack to Ghoulies IV, that's right it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we're talking new website JMail which lets you see what Jeffrey Epstein's GMail would have looked like, The 'Handyman' prank going around on TikTok, X-Entertainment / Dinosaur Dracula, the inexplicable Hasbullah vs The Rizzler video, the Meta-1 Coin scam and a pointless, probably AI website about how much things weigh. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "Locommode" by Longmont Potion Castle Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Former Egyptian God of Hot Sauce (feat. Tom from Anime Sickos)
11/26/2025
Former Egyptian God of Hot Sauce (feat. Tom from Anime Sickos)
Put on your finest yukata, grab a Ramune and some Pocky, it's time for 48 分間の犬の吠え声 This week we're joined by Tom Harrison, host of Genius Night, creator of the videogame "Time Force X : Mission of Lennon" and co-host of the beloved podcast Tom joins us to talk AI kids' toys gone wrong, Mr. Beast's pop-up amusement park, the Anime Web Turnpike (aka AniPike) GameStop's Trade Anything Day, Bitcoin ATM scams and we all take dating advice from Bill Ackman and ask the women in our lives "May I Meet You?" Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Anime Is A Powerful Teaching Tool" by Ze - For more Tom and/or Anime Sickos check out : Check out a live copy of AniPike : The full-length documentary Otaku Unite : Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The 'Mama Tried' Ozempic Loud Pack
11/19/2025
The 'Mama Tried' Ozempic Loud Pack
Fire up the grill and then clean your room, bucko, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we talk about the latest Epstein emails, Sora's 'Women Being Strangled' problem, DOOM music in a major key, Fake Aussie cops stealing your crypto, We Hunted The Mammoth and a TikToker gets ordered to pay $1.5mil for "alienation of affection" Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "[YTP] Weirest Jeopardy episode EVER!!!" by YTPewp - E1M1 in a Major Key aka Whee1M1 by @abigbagofkeys - https://bsky.app/profile/antlervel.vet/post/3m5lszezkps2i Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts
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How's My Cuomo?
11/12/2025
How's My Cuomo?
Grab a beverage of your choice, just remember you're drinking for two and let's settle in for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week we talk about a GTA6 fake-out (there is no twerk button, sorry), Male Pregnancy dot com, The Transgender Coffee Shop, MySafeSpace, China's artifical tongue, Balancer getting hacked for $110 million and we custom-order our very own baby Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Theme song performed by Jeffy and the Sunken Heads : Contains clips from : "The World's First Male Pregnancy" by allisongrey (original by Lee Mingwei/Doc en Stock/Arte France) - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Why is My Lawyer Johnny Sins?
11/05/2025
Why is My Lawyer Johnny Sins?
Fire up your Twitter account, fire your accountant and let's go trolling, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week we talk about the latest AI-generated anti-Mamdani ad, an update on the Chicago Rat Hole, the CounterStrike skin market crash, a crypto scam involving missing jury duty, the infamous Twitter beef of Greg W Howard vs STC and we attend a very special funeral for a cat named Ratchet, hosted by Sonic The Hedgehog. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Andrew Cuomo campaign just posted..." by @premthakker.bsky.social - "here's the full video" by @bagchaser - "The Truth About Greg W Howard..." by pumpybeanis - "[SHOCKING] Wrecking Crew exposed - WRECKINGCREWGATE" by pumpybeanis - "UPDATE : threatening call from Greg W Howard" by pumpybeanis - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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If You're Selling Milk, I'm Buying
10/22/2025
If You're Selling Milk, I'm Buying
HEY BROS! Let's cross that bridge in PUBG and strap in for a wild ride, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about the grossness of AI Stan Lee, Hasan's shocking petcare routine, Fandy giving birth live on stream, a Claire's store shut down due to Instagram shitposts, a five-year-old's Jimmy Carter-themed birthday party, Abracadabra losing $1.8mil in fake money for the 3rd time in a year, the mirth and madness that is PewDiePie and we watch a sorta shock.jpg of Youtuber SyntheticMan getting some synthetic action. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts
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I Hope It's Not A Pudding-Based Fascism
10/08/2025
I Hope It's Not A Pudding-Based Fascism
Recite your favorite Constitutional Amendment and post about your lunch, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Fortnite emote banned for weird reasons, Mr Beast being weird about trapping a guy in a burning house, Tai Lopez doing scams, eating pudding with a fork in Hannover, the Conservative Twitter clone PostPiper and we explain what we want our MedBeds to fix about our gross bodies. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S." by verytallbart - "Trump tonight appears to have pushed..." by @AlKapDC - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show at for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Live from The Posting Tabernacle
10/01/2025
Live from The Posting Tabernacle
Making a looping GIF of yourself doing something weird and settle in, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about GumpLoops, getting stuck inside a slide on a cruise, Zack Woods and Marc Maron calling out the Riyadh comedy festival, Sit at the Bar September, the art of Hans Hoogerbrugge and we chug Tylenol to enhance our posting abilities. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Hound Bowel" by Longmont Potion Castle - "You've Got To (Norman Cook Mix)" by The Young Punx - Check on Han Hoogerbrugge's art - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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...Not Including Anders Breivik
09/24/2025
...Not Including Anders Breivik
Pick up the iron cross and mind your language, it's 48 Minutes of Dog(whistle)s Barking. This week we talk about Mr. Beast getting gut punched by Mike Tyson, Limewire buying Fyre Festival to sell NFTs, The Louvre retiring its 3DS, a trailer for a "movie" made by AI, Thorswap's founder losing $1mil, BONE getting flashloaned and we put on our waders and dig into the history of the cesspool of the internet known as Stormfront, aka the Website So Bad It Made The News (Because of the Murders). Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "A Day In The Life of a California Liberal" by @citiesbydiana - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Giving Mountain Dew To A Homeschooled Kid
09/17/2025
Giving Mountain Dew To A Homeschooled Kid
Grab your joysticks and sit on the couch for a real long time, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a great tragedy - The Orgy Dome at Burning Man has fallen. We also dig into some profane geometry, learn about Rizzbot, ask why Luigi Mangione's face is on a Shein ad, react in complete awe at Druski in whiteface, talk about Bunni getting exploited for $8.4 million dollars and dig into the wonderful world of speedrunning for charity with the folks at Games Done Quick. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "YTP - Arby's Messed Up" by Datonefatass - "complimenting my homie" by @rizzbot_official - "Wrote a quick script ..." by @knasekdahlkarl - Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Eggrolls are the Tacos of the Asian World
09/03/2025
Eggrolls are the Tacos of the Asian World
Prepare a boozy concoction, blow some smoke onto your bearded dragon and prepare to pay homage to a fallen hero, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Sound Bath at a Mattress Store, KingCobraJFS, Vanilla Drainer, Pirate Yakuza, AJJ, "The 80s Misses You," 28 Years Later, Kill the Brickman, The Darkness and we get infected with the Gayfemboy virus. PLUS : the FINAL shock.jpg segment, "You Got A Friend In/On Me" Confused? Check out the episode right now! By the way, it's not a joke, we are retiring the shock.jpg segment after this episode and we're making The Breathmint part of THANKS, I HATE IT - a Patreon exclusive Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - Watch the documentary "The Decay of KingCobraJFS | A Lolcow Documentary" by Nick Nobody - Contains clips from : "You know the 80s miss you, right?" by @BrianRoemmele - https://x.com/i/status/1958543900022542480 "Never Forget" by KingCobraJFS - "KingCobraJFS: Funsized Felicia Best Bits" by TheGreaseWizard (originals by KingCobraJFS) - "Gothic King Cobra : The Tour" by jesus morris - Josh's dad's video (via @Slackerbluepod) - https://x.com/i/status/1958890227763703832 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT which includes The Breathmint PLUS post-show shenanigans, as well as a special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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The Businessman's Lunch
08/27/2025
The Businessman's Lunch
Oi, get your bellends out for the Queen, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, love. Innit. This week we talk about podcast rankings, a curious soup and beer company collab, Odin.fun getting hacked, URBAN75, a new way to eat cereal, Mrs. Davis, Less Than Jake, a guy who can't show PDFs to his AI girlfriend, Bury Your Gays, John Wick 3 and we tell you the story of the guy trapped in the Bean in Chicago. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - Contains clips from : "(YTP) George Carlin Can't Come to the Phone" by Purple Sabbath - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Helen Keller Labubu
08/20/2025
Helen Keller Labubu
Grab your monkey masks, let's make art and do some feminism -- it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about Anthropic's new goatse logo, The Guerrilla Girls, an alien p*ssyburster, Arizona tea's price hike, Wilco, Homestuck : the animated series, Station Eleven : the TV show and the boys finally take the Race Purity Test. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - Contains clips from : "The Soul Still Burns..." by Stuff3 - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Guaranteed Our Place at the Hague
08/13/2025
Guaranteed Our Place at the Hague
Put on your pickle hats and get ready to cry your eyes out, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about "AI filmmaking is hip-hop," the Federal Crypto Reserve Scam, I-Mockery, Count the Sausages, Glass Beams, right wing girlies fighting, Black Mirror Season 7, The Aquabats, we follow up on the fake "Don't Tap The Glass" leaker and Jason takes the 7 Gallons of Milk in the Pocket Challenge Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - The I-Mockery page about Rog's late wife Marie. A heartbreaking read. Contains clips from : "{YTP} ~ Dolsin' Ideas" by DaThings - "Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum - Show Intro" by imockery - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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Have You Ever Had A No-Wiper?
08/06/2025
Have You Ever Had A No-Wiper?
Pay us a dollar per word and we'll talk about you, on the show. But seriously, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about Karl Marx x Labubu, a God-based crypto scam, the Million Dollar Homepage, a fake AI Tyler the Creator leak, GHOST, "Beating the Heat", Pearl/Maxxxine, Yellowjackets Season 3, Sinners and we finally get our B2B setup going - that's Bird 2 Bird. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - The BBC article mentioned in the episode : Contains clips from : "I can't stop eating meat" by @YoNoEntiendo - "Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap The Glass! (Music Video)" by KLODJAN - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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My Wife Left Me At The Tesla Diner
07/30/2025
My Wife Left Me At The Tesla Diner
One order Epic Bacon, side of Awesomesauce coming right up! It's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week we talk about the death of Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, the hacking of Big One, a Hasan look-alike taking on a shoe, SuperWoke, wrestling writing website ONLINE ONSLAUGHT, Moon Knight, Lebron suing over pregnant AI videos, "Summer Balls," a baffling video of a mini therapy horse and we order up a side of Epic Bacon at the Tesla Diner. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - Contains clips from : "Woke Bop It" by Prognoz Pogodi - "Black Pearl loves to wake up kids..." by @minitherapyhorses - Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
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