Politics for Patriots
Eviscerating Progressive nonsense, annihilating imbecility, and serving up culture, politics, and American history from a Conservative perspective.
info_outline Episode 092: Blueprints for the Democrats's ACME Impeachment Rocket 09/28/2019
Episode 092: Blueprints for the Democrats's ACME Impeachment Rocket I break down how the Democrats decided to impeach Trump before they looked at the evidence against him and explain why that might not be such a super great idea.
info_outline Episode 091: Sorry, Dems! D.C. Statehood is Unconstitutional 09/21/2019
Episode 091: Sorry, Dems! D.C. Statehood is Unconstitutional The Democrats are pushing hard for D.C. statehood. In this episode I explain why it's unconstitutional AND I propose a solution for making sure every single DC resident has two Senators and a representative.
info_outline Episode 090: Debate Analysis: The Democratic Party is a Disaster 09/14/2019
Episode 090: Debate Analysis: The Democratic Party is a Disaster Anyone who watched the debate could clearly see that the Democratic Party has abandoned reason, logic, common sense, and the Constitution. All they have left is propaganda, word games, and hyperbole. 80 percent of the people on stage that night could NEVER win a national election.
info_outline Episode 089: A Free Civics Lesson for AOC and the Democratic Party 09/07/2019
Episode 089: A Free Civics Lesson for AOC and the Democratic Party In this episode, I make up for the total failure of AOC's 9th grade Civics teacher by explaining for her and the rest of the Democratic Party how federalism, the Constitution, and the electoral college work.
info_outline Episode 088: CNN Jumps the Shark! 08/24/2019
Episode 088: CNN Jumps the Shark! Less than 24 hours after melting down because Fox News hired Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a contributor and Sean Spicer got a spot on Dancing With the Stars, CNN has hired disgraced former Deputy Director of the FBI Andrew McCabe as a contributor. He'll apparently be providing us analysis on a news story that he's deeply invested in the outcome of. Hand it to CNN, nothing says good journalism like providing a disgraced public servant with a platform to propagandize.
info_outline Episode 087: Why Biden and Warren Have Democrats Terrified 08/17/2019
Episode 087: Why Biden and Warren Have Democrats Terrified The great paradox Democrats face right now is the fact that Joe Biden is the only candidate ideologically suited to beat Trump, and the only candidate that won't do damage down the ballot, but that's all he has going for him. Everything else about Biden's candidacy is disastrous.
info_outline Episode 086: Biden and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Week 08/10/2019
Episode 086: Biden and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Week Biden is making an unforced error every single day now despite the fact that he is keeping a less busy schedule than the other candidates. Meanwhile, the Media is trying to protect him from his own mistakes. After this week, I'm convinced that Trump would wipe the floor with him.
info_outline Episode 085: Mueller's Escape Hatch 07/27/2019
Episode 085: Mueller's Escape Hatch Mueller's performance in front of Congress left many believing that he's somewhere between incompetent and deranged, but I think he's a sly fox trying to distance himself from the corruption that's about to be exposed.
info_outline Episode 084: It's UNCONSTITUTIONAL to Count Illegal Immigrants Toward Representation, Here's Why 07/13/2019
Episode 084: It's UNCONSTITUTIONAL to Count Illegal Immigrants Toward Representation, Here's Why The second section of the 14th amendment states plainly that if a population of people within a state cannot vote, then they cannot be counted toward representation. That means that the current distribution of house seats (and consequently electoral votes) is unconstitutional. Allowing states to derive power from a population that cannot vote is tyrannical toward that population.
info_outline Episode 082: Democratic Debate Participation Trophies 06/29/2019
Episode 082: Democratic Debate Participation Trophies In my analysis of the Democratic debates, I'm handing out Superlatives! Most likely to develop laryngitis, most likely to be a millennial, most likely to underestimate middle America and more!
info_outline Episode 081: How News Goes From BREAKING to BULLS#!T 06/22/2019
Episode 081: How News Goes From BREAKING to BULLS#!T The Trump administration is using Ft. Sill to house unaccompanied children who illegally crossed the border EXACTLY like the Obama administration did in 2014.
info_outline Episode 080: Trump is Right About the MSM, and Here's the Proof 06/15/2019
Episode 080: Trump is Right About the MSM, and Here's the Proof There was a story in the news this week that perfectly illustrates why President Trump constantly tears into the mainstream media and calls them Fake News. This story is sort of a microcosm for everything the term fake news embodies. When there was a huge influx of unaccompanied minors crossing the border in 2014, the MSM covered it VERY differently than they're covering it today.
info_outline Episode 079: Food for Mobocrats 06/08/2019
Episode 079: Food for Mobocrats The Democratic party is divided between the sane Democrats and the mobocrats who want to destroy anyone who disagrees with them. Right now, the sane Democrats are being marginalized while Democratic leaders are busy feeding the mobocrats as much as they can as often as they can.
info_outline Episode 078: The Democrats' Civil War 06/02/2019
Episode 078: The Democrats' Civil War The crosstabs from the brand new Harvard-Harris poll show a deeply divided Democratic Party ESPECIALLY on immigration policies. Why are the patriotic, Constitution-loving, capitalist Democrats allowing their own party to marginalize them? Here's a link to the full May 2019 poll:
info_outline Episode 077: Impeachment Traps! 05/25/2019
Episode 077: Impeachment Traps! The Democrats keep trying to set impeachment traps for President Trump, and President Trump keeps skating right through them thanks to one simple fact: It's hard to impeach the President when he hasn't committed any crimes.
info_outline Episode 076: The Media Should Calm Down about Polls 05/18/2019
Episode 076: The Media Should Calm Down about Polls Uh Oh! A new poll shows Trump losing to Biden by 11 points in Pennsylvania. I haven't seen Trump poll that badly in Pennsylvania since November of 2016!
info_outline Episode 075: Joe Biden is Running for— Did You Just Smell My Hair? 04/27/2019
Episode 075: Joe Biden is Running for— Did You Just Smell My Hair? Here are 11 reasons that Joe Biden is going to lose the 2020 Democratic primary
info_outline Episode 074: Political Math 101: If Democrats Impeach Trump, They Lose in 2020 04/20/2019
Episode 074: Political Math 101: If Democrats Impeach Trump, They Lose in 2020 Democrats face a choice right now: they can impeach President Trump for political purposes and ultimately see him vindicated in the Senate OR they can have a shot at winning back the presidency in 2020...But they can't do both. I explain why.
info_outline Episide 073: Racecar Erectile Dysfunction 04/13/2019
Episide 073: Racecar Erectile Dysfunction Bernie Sanders and the far left use the term "democratic-socialism" because they think the "democratic" part will vouch for the "socialism" part, but socialist economic policies are equally evil and destructive no matter how they're implemented.
info_outline Episode 072: How the Democratic Party Invades Earth 04/06/2019
Episode 072: How the Democratic Party Invades Earth Why do they claim to be champions of our Constitution, the separation of powers and our norms while simultaneously attempting to destroy all of these things?
info_outline Episode 071: Ridiculous Bulls--t is MSM Fuel 03/30/2019
Episode 071: Ridiculous Bulls--t is MSM Fuel President Trump called the Democratic party out for Ridiculous bulls--t, and he's 100 percent right. Ridiculous BS is MSM fuel, and the Democratic Party is a full-service station that offers free fill ups. Here's an examination of how and why the MSM and Democratic party force their narrative on Americans.
info_outline Episode 070: R.I.P. Collusion! 03/23/2019
Episode 070: R.I.P. Collusion! Mueller has delivered his report to the Attorney General, and there are ZERO new indictments. The Trump-Russia collusion narrative was a hoax from day one, and it's a PERFECT example of how the Democratic party rolls. Allow me to illustrate...
info_outline Episode 069: Dear Democrats, The Constitution is NOT an Etch-A-Sketch! 03/16/2019
Episode 069: Dear Democrats, The Constitution is NOT an Etch-A-Sketch! The Democratic Party wants to shake the Constitution like an Etch-A-Sketch because they are more concerned with the short-term success of their political party than the long-term success of our country
info_outline Episode 068 - Trump's HUGE 2020 Advantage 03/02/2019
Episode 068 - Trump's HUGE 2020 Advantage Incumbency is King! In this episode, I explain why President Trump has a tremendous advantage over the Democratic nominee in the 2020 presidential election. I also take a look at the advantage of presidential incumbency throughout American history
info_outline Episode 067: "This is MAGA Country!" Screamed No One Ever 02/23/2019
Episode 067: "This is MAGA Country!" Screamed No One Ever There is an enormous generational divide in the Democratic party that could very well cost them the 2020 election. Sure, the old-school Democrats say crazy things to pander to the far left. But the new generation of Democrats ACTUALLY BELIEVE those crazy things. Some new polling in Arizona makes my point perfectly.
info_outline Episode 066: Norms, Dental Floss, and Why I'm NOT Against Trump's State of Emergency 02/16/2019
Episode 066: Norms, Dental Floss, and Why I'm NOT Against Trump's State of Emergency Don't be fooled by the groupthinkers! Trump's state of emergency declaration is not illegal or unconstituional. It IS- like all my favorite Conservatives are saying- a terrible precedent, but I'll explain why that doesn't matter.
info_outline Episode 065: Fighting Nazis on the Moon: The Democrats's Worst Week Ever 02/09/2019
Episode 065: Fighting Nazis on the Moon: The Democrats's Worst Week Ever So far, the month of February has been a wall-to-wall disaster for for the Democratic party. In this episode, I share one disaster for each day of February. From Ralph Northam's blackface photo to Amy Klobuchar verbally abusing her staff, this is a month the Democrats wish they could hit the reset button on.
info_outline Episode 064: 'Point of Entry Encouragement Apparatus' and Other Democrat-Friendly Terms for 'Wall' 02/02/2019
Episode 064: 'Point of Entry Encouragement Apparatus' and Other Democrat-Friendly Terms for 'Wall' I keep hearing buzz that Democrats aren't as much against the concept of a wall as they are against the word "wall" itself. Taking that into account, I've put together a list of more Democrat-Friendly terms for President Trump's proposed border barrier.
info_outline Episode 063: Don't "Feel the Bern"— Fear it! 01/26/2019
Episode 063: Don't "Feel the Bern"— Fear it! Great news for the kid at Starbucks in the Che Guevara t-shirt sipping on his six dollar soy Macchiato! Your hero Bernie Sanders is expected to announce a run for President! Bad News for taxpayers. Bernie Sanders is expected to announce a run for president.