Kill The Day

Comedian Elizabeth McKenzie offers up stories on how to kill your day on her podcast Kill The Day. In a world of productivity hacks and to-do lists a mile long, Kill The Day is a safe space to do sweet f*ck-all. Come for the humour, the no-holds-barred stories and juicy gossip. Kick back with a coffee – or a bourbon; who am I to judge? – and let’s waste some time together. Kill The Day is an irreverent take on life’s in-between moments.

018. The Super Group Of Best Friends 04/07/2021

018. The Super Group Of Best Friends In this episode, Elizabeth talks about how she spotted Liam Hemsworth in Byron Bay and how her new goal is to now form a super group of best friends with Harry Styles, Liam Hemsworth and The Stripper From King Street. She also rants about why Josh should end up with Liza in the final season of Younger. Team Josh forever. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/18630155

017. The Wrong Side of 35 03/17/2021

017. The Wrong Side of 35 In this episode, Elizabeth talks about her observations as someone who’s on the wrong side of 35 and as a result, takes a trip down memory lane to high school drinking, mid-20s drinking, and now finally, 35 and day drinking. She also covers stripped in Vegas, her three piles of laundry situation that keeps her young, and lame parents that are her age. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/18364928

016. Allergies, Anxieties and Breakdowns 03/09/2021

016. Allergies, Anxieties and Breakdowns In this episode, Elizabeth talks about how her dad diagnosed her as having a “mental breakdown” last year and as a result, she tries to determine whether her allergies were a spiritual sign from the universe. She also gives the finger to humanity after watching Framing Brittney and a stolen phone incident. She also introduces her new-old internet boyfriend...Hayden Christensen. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/18241022

015. Peter Kavinsky + Tennis 02/16/2021

015. Peter Kavinsky + Tennis In this episode, Elizabeth talks you through her very first tennis experience as well as her love of Peter Kavinsky - the greatest high school boyfriend to ever grace the screen. She also answers your letters about Valentine’s day, video games, and answers the question ‘Where is Liam Hemsworth now?’ /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/17965766

014. Super Bowl? More like Super Tight Jeans, And Your Letters 02/09/2021

014. Super Bowl? More like Super Tight Jeans, And Your Letters In this episode, Elizabeth shares her Super Bowl experience and with the time difference it involves a Bloody Mary at 8.30am. Things start to devolve very quickly. She also discusses the cultural differences between American and Australia thanks to a random she met yesterday and Loose Letters has arrived! Elizabeth answers your letters on the email express hotline. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/17879282

013. The Moon Made Me Do It, Capricorn Bitchin + Mark Ronson 02/02/2021

013. The Moon Made Me Do It, Capricorn Bitchin + Mark Ronson In this episode, Elizabeth shares her cheese-filled experience courtesy of one haunted full moon, her weekly horror-scope reading as a Capricorn and why her house cleaner saved her relationship. She also gives you an update on her internet boyfriends including her fears that she is now too old for Mark Ronson. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/17787311

012. I Am All About Them New Year’s Resolutions 01/26/2021

012. I Am All About Them New Year’s Resolutions Description: Coming in hot from her hiatus, Elizabeth is back with a brand new episode where she reveals where she’s been for the past two months. She covers her New Year’s Resolutions and how she accidentally manifested Olivia Wilde’s hook up with Harry way back in May 2019. She also talks about getting her US visa and what she plans to do with it. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/17682578

011. I Am A Spiritual Wanker + Other Stories 12/01/2020

011. I Am A Spiritual Wanker + Other Stories Since Melburnians are now allowed to unmask themselves outside, Elizabeth is unmasking herself in this episode. We find out how far off the spiritual deep end she went and what she did to overcome being a wanker. We also unmask the truth about her relationship with Hallmark Christmas Movies and let’s just say she’s going to need therapy. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/17008820

010. I Am A Christmas Movie Connoisseur + Other Stories 11/17/2020

010. I Am A Christmas Movie Connoisseur + Other Stories With Eddie and the pups out of town, Elizabeth is flying solo. Can she pull it off? Today she indulges in one of her favourite past times: Christmas movies. She talks through the top classic Christmas movies and gives an update on the 2020 releases and what she’s watched. She also provides a helpful two-part rating scale to determine whether the Christmas movie passes the test of watchable. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16837280

009. I Am A Dream Boyfriend Magnet + Other Stories 11/10/2020

009. I Am A Dream Boyfriend Magnet + Other Stories After an incredible time with her most recent dream boyfriend, Elizabeth counts down her top five dream boyfriends and no, Harry Styles does NOT take out the number one spot. She does a deep dive into the history of her boy band obsession including the moment she met Blue at Highpoint as well as the interpretation of what famous people falling in love with you means. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16747496

008. I Am Grinder + Other Stories 11/03/2020

008. I Am Grinder + Other Stories We are officially out of lockdown and the government is forcing Elizabeth to get organised with her socialising. It’s not going very well. She’s now entrenched in a romantic relationship with coronavirus and the rest of the world. We cover what she’s done this week including grinding in her sleep, the complete breakdown of getting a manicure, and taking a day off to rewatch The Hunger Games. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16659032

007. I Am A Rollercoaster Of Emotion + Other Stories 10/27/2020

007. I Am A Rollercoaster Of Emotion + Other Stories A disorganised and truly devolving Elizabeth is on a rollercoaster of emotion. This is the hot dumpster fire of diarrhea episode. From the mental health of being in lockdown for four months to reaching her emergency weight and the highs and lows of being a business owner. This is a no-holds-barred episode that reviews the new Borat. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16561139

006. I Am Hungover + Other Stories 10/20/2020

006. I Am Hungover + Other Stories This is a special expert episode in which Elizabeth imparts her wisdom on the one thing she’s truly an expert in: The Hangover. Elizabeth breaks down the three-day hangover, her longest three-month hangover, the worst place in the world to have a hangover, and she gives you the best cocktail recipes for a Margarita + Old Fashioned that’ll knock you out, leaving you with the hangover that allows you to do absolutely nothing the next day. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16415219

005. Am I Getting Pregnant...Or Not? + Other Stories 10/13/2020

005. Am I Getting Pregnant...Or Not? + Other Stories Elizabeth and Edwin are trying to make the life-altering decision to have a baby. And we’re taking it to the polls! It’s time to vote via Instagram DMs @elizabethellenmckenzie. They discuss their fur children and compare them to human children, Cardi B’s nails, voting on the very first Australian Idol, and Elizabeth’s plans to write the ultimate pop song that Taylor Swift would bow down to. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16372850

004. I’m A Chubster + Other Stories 10/06/2020

004. I’m A Chubster + Other Stories Coming live from the living room, it’s FASH-UN week. Elizabeth’s talking about her apple-sized body including her gym junkie traps, the One Direction lyrics that sum up her style, and why she has absolutely zero motivation to lose weight. She also covers the games they play including flipping the middle finger, the Aperol Crawl, and the interactive way to experience new locations from the couch. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16276616

003. I’m Obsessed With Hollywood + Other Stories 09/29/2020

003. I’m Obsessed With Hollywood + Other Stories Coming to you unedited from her living room with her husband Edwin and two dogs chilling on the couch, Elizabeth talks through her close encounters of the Hollywood kind. From playing the violin at Hugh Jackman’s wedding, to trying to text Noah Centineo and getting denied, to Jake Lacey watching my IG stories, to being ghosted by Rebel Wilson’s manager. This episode is all about the city of angels and her obsession with famous peeps. And we expose some Criminal Minds behind the scenes drama. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16183892

002. I’m A Quitter + Other Stories 09/22/2020

002. I’m A Quitter + Other Stories Elizabeth shares her rap sheet on quitting. From quitting tv shows (and how Eddie and Elizabeth developed their rating scale for watching approval), to quitting her stationery business that she started for a hot minute (and how you can’t always throw money at a situation to make it successful), to quitting her shitty ass football team while the premiership port her dad bought her 20 years ago becomes poison, and quitting the corporate world in favor of wearing band merch. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/16049744

001. I Shit Myself + Other Stories 09/15/2020

001. I Shit Myself + Other Stories Coming to you unedited from her living room with her husband Edwin and two dogs chilling on the couch, Elizabeth gives you a #noshame smackdown when it comes to being compromised internally and how it shaped her relationship from going steady to getting engaged. She also talks about retaking Buzzfeed quizzes, Taylor Swift, and our standing date, Criminal Minds. /episode/index/show/elizabethmckenzie/id/15998594

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