Empty Girlfriend

Denver comedians Haley Driscoll and Christie Buchele bring you a dark but hilarious look at love and relationships. Along with a weekly guest they attemp to tackle the tough questions by offering life tips and love quips like any unqualified professional should do.

Episode 107: Caleb Synan 01/31/2018

Episode 107: Caleb Synan This week’s episode is GUARANTEED to make your a$$ hit the flo’ with giggles. The empty girlfriends got to probe the heart & mind of the hilarious L.A. based comedian (via Georgia)...Caleb Synan! We talk wooing, codependency & contractual long-term relationships. Caleb is a good friend of the Denver Comedy scene and a sweetheart to boot. Watch his Conan set & follow him of the socials: @calebsynan /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/6210112

Episode 106: John Tole 01/11/2018

Episode 106: John Tole DAMN this week's episode got HOLY with our utterly adorable, totally hilarious and GENUINE GOOD GUY guest, John Tole! A new Denver transplant, yet an old Denver Comedy friend, the hilarious comedian John Tole takes the Empty Girlfriends on an epic journey through finding the LITERAL FUCKING "ONE" via faith & trust. WHAT?!? <3 Check out John Tole's newest comedy album (of 5!) on iTunes or SoundCloud: 'Preexisting Condition' XOXOXO /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/6137509

Episode 105: Elise Kerns 12/06/2017

Episode 105: Elise Kerns This week on EG we have the wonderful Elise Kerns! We talk to Elise about the experience of having a comedian for a parent and how it is to be new and also veteran in Denver comedy. Elise also fills us in on the risks and romance of lesbian relationships. Listen up Empty Gfer's this is a good one! You can follow Elise on social median @elisealfredkerns. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/6013531

Episode 104: Mike Stanley 11/08/2017

Episode 104: Mike Stanley New Denver transplant, Mike Stanley, is finally off the road and into the Empty Girlfriend Podcastuary. Today we talk about what love is like for a traveling comedian. We touch on the dangers of breaking up at Burning Man and we hear about one of the craziest tinder wins of all time. Follow Mike on twitter @MikeStanley1 and check him out on The Food Network on Food: Fact or Fiction? Enjoy, BBs! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5920519

Episode 103: Harris Alterman 10/05/2017

Episode 103: Harris Alterman Hot out of the Sexpot podcastuary we have the official winner of the 2017 Comedy Works New Faces Contest Harris Alterman! We sit down and talk with one of Denver's best up and coming comedians about long distance relationships, making time for love in comedy, and we decide when its best to make your girlfriend homeless. Christie is going through a lot of ambiguous emotions during this episode and Harris avoids them like Tom Cruise in a laser maze. Sorry for the break, but EG is back and we can't wait for you to listen. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5809866

Episode 102: Rosa Jad 08/16/2017

Episode 102: Rosa Jad On this episode of Empty Girlfriend we are so excited to bring you KS1075 Radio Personality Rosa Jad! This bitch right here is the most motivating person I have ever met. She knows what she wants and in this episode she will tell you all about it. Rosa talks about working up the ranks of the radio station by being a "yes man". She teaches Christie how to play the game and she gives some amazing insight on what its like to be a modern Muslim woman in America. I LOVE THIS EPISODE AND YOU WILL TOO! Check out Rosa every weekday on KS1075 and follow her on twitter @rosa_jad! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5649043

Episode 101: Timmi Lasley 08/09/2017

Episode 101: Timmi Lasley This week Empty Girlfriend FINALLY has the amazing Timmi Lasley, Denver comedian and talent manager of The Comedy RoomRoom on the podcast. After years of building bridges and burning them down Christie and Timmi are ready to hash it out. On this episode we discuss the evolution of Denver's best alt comedy venue, what it used to be like to be a female comic in Denver, and we discuss the best dick in Denver. Timmi also discusses the intricacies of having an open relationship and all the work it requires. You can follow Timmi on twitter @timmitown and follow her comedy venue @comedyroomroom. Settle in, Empties. This is a good one. /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5625576

Episode 100: Sean Jordan 08/02/2017

Episode 100: Sean Jordan EG is SOOOOOOOOOO excited to bring you our 100th Episode featuring Sean Jordan! You might have seen this sweet South Dakota boy featured on Doug Loves Movies and his own podcast . On this episode of EG we talk about Sean's Natal Chart, the disappointment of his first open mic, and the emotional roller-coaster of meeting Atmosphere. You can check out all Sean's tour dates at his Follow Shim on twitter @SeanSJordan. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5603460

Episode 99: Brett Hiker 07/24/2017

Episode 99: Brett Hiker EG is finally back!!! And we are bringing NY's best mountain man Brett Hiker, to the podcastuary. Colorado Native, Brett Hiker is the host of the travelling drinking game Comedians Power Hour and we are happy to get him on the pod to talk about Polyamory, huge hogs, and the secret mental powers of Viagra! Follow Brett online @BrettHiker to catch him rolling around the USA in his drunk wagon. Enjoy babies! We're glad to be back! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5569009

Episode 98: Aubrey Jacobowitz 05/25/2017

Episode 98: Aubrey Jacobowitz This week we have the hilarious Aubrey Jacobowitz visiting the mile high from LA! In this episode we check on our new Empty Girlfriends Aubrey and Haley and we discuss what it takes to be recruited into the Vagina Vigilantes. Other topics include figuring out how to make money without leaving your bed as well as how difficult it is to date when you're a very sexual but very sick bitch. Join us in our post Crom Festival hangovers and fill up on empty! Follow Aubrey @femmist on twitter and find her at shows all over LA! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5389498

Episode 97: State of the Haley Address 05/16/2017

Episode 97: State of the Haley Address EGF Co-Host/Mommy Haley is now more empty and less of a girlfriend than ever. This episode takes you & EGF Daddy (Christie) through her recent journey from being sexually assaulted two month ago, her stay at an Acute Psych Ward in Los Angeles, her biggest break-up yet, being diagnosed with Bi-Polar disorder, discovering the disease of alcoholism within, and the lead-up to shaving her head (and her brief "I-Am-A-Tiger" phase). It's a very intimate conversation freckled with intermittent outbursts of laughter throughout, leaning on humor as a coping mechanism as per the EGF usual. We hope Haley's self-care path gives you some inspiration to continue along your own, to speak up, or at least laugh into that empty void for little while together. We love you from the bottom our weird, winding, wistful hearts. Suffer with dignity, we are warriors of compassion. /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5359922

Episode 96: Cheryl Grace Williams 04/19/2017

Episode 96: Cheryl Grace Williams This week we have Mommy EGF (Haley) and her best friend from the college bagel shop years, Miss Cheryl Grace Williams! This episode is FRAUGHT with giggles and CONTROVERSY, but mostly big booming maniacal laughter. Cheryl and Haley have known each other for about 10 years and their bizarre humor and love make this ep is chillingly sleep-overy. We get into the Matrix REAL QUICK and the deep issues behind the men we love and the shitty music they may like. Haley and Cheryl also confide in your sweet EGFer's earhole the HORRIBLE incident Haley put themselves through while having a supposedly "lovely" walk on the beach when an old school racial slur crept it's way into the oceanside conversation. Enjoy this episode hopefully half as much as Haley & Cheryl enjoy each other (THEY'RE LOVE IS SICKENING AND IMMORTAL). Cheryl is a dope-ass chef and her music choice is CHOICE as fuck. Note: the term "FUCKASS" is a term of endearment. We love you!! More than you NEED OR COULD EVER WANT. XOXOXO /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5280012

Episode 95: Chelsea Quinn 03/21/2017

Episode 95: Chelsea Quinn WE'RE BAAACK and the Empty Girlfriends (me & Christie Buchele) bring you the SEXY, INSPIRING, F-ING LOVELY comedy producer of Broke LA, and true Queen B of our EGF guests, Chelsea Quinn! Chelsea gets down & dirty explaining what a "break-over/make-over" is, how she found comedy through her love-life, the path of deciding to stick around long after she lost that loving feeling, and how Queen B(eyonce) guided her through her last & longest break-up with her BEYOND PHENOMENAL visual album, 'Lemonade'. Please check out Chelsea on Twitter at @chelofthesea (she's a twitter personality, trust us) as well as instagram, same handle. Stay posted on all her upcoming projects and enjoy this episode, EG-fers! We're in LOVE with you! <3 <3 <3 /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5188453

Episode 94: Stephanie McHugh 03/15/2017

Episode 94: Stephanie McHugh This month we have the amazing Denver comedian, Stephanie McHugh (Nick@Night Funniest Mom in America). Stephanie has been a long time listener and we are so stoked to finally get her on the pod. We get right into it, talking about everything from the sad places where comedy starts to the miscommunication in love languages! Stephanie is one part producer of Mental-Pause and a regular down at Comedy Works. You can buy tickets for her next show on April 25th . Follow Stephanie on twitter @stephaneeMcHugh. Enjoy, Babies! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5173584

Episode 93: Richard Bain 03/09/2017

Episode 93: Richard Bain FRESH HEARTBREAK, FRESH OFF THE EMPTY GRILL, EGF TEAM! Come and get it! BEFORE IT HEALS!!! This week's episode is just as juicy as it is tender, in EVERY definition of those words. Christie hopped on a jet-plane and B-lined it to her long, lost, and ONLY true love, Haley (OF COURSE), and they swiftly swept up the unassuming & wonderfully hilarious L.A.-based comedian, Richard Bain, into their scary EGF white van, and took him to Haley's make-shift podcastuary to PODCAST IRL WITH HIS FRESH HEARTACHE TOTALLY EXPOSED right outside of his very manly CHEST. He was, to be frank, an absolute delight. And a pandora's box of lovely honesty. He no-holds-barred in letting us into his tumultuous (and sexy) love journey, and we'll forever be grateful for that. TAKE THIS SWEET, FANTASTIC, FUNNY-as-F*CK MAN INTO YOUR LOVING ARMS! And follow his comedy while you're at it! It's truly a transformative experience -- Twitter & instagram: @DickBain We love you. We're sorry we're not sorry, so deal with it. XOXOXOXOXO /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5152705

Episode 92: Deacon Gray 02/16/2017

Episode 92: Deacon Gray We had the wonderful, charming, sweetheart that's quite well known at Comedy Works, particularly from the New Talent night which he runs weekly and, of course, his own hilarious stand-up comedy, which he performs there & throughout Colorado regularly. He resists the title "gate-keeper" to comedy works, but he's a humble gentleman & we had a downright lovely time getting to explore his heart. Listen up to one of the wisest Empty Guests we've had on the pod yet! It's never too late to get in too deep!! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5090014

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington 02/08/2017

Episode 91: Randy M. Washington This very special episode features not only a true gentleman & incredible musician, but a genuinely SEXY Cherub Baby Body Boi, Empty GF's & BF's. We bring you the Los Angeles-based badass of pxlman (@pxlman), the lead singer of the Munich (or Berlin)-based & beloved band, Total Ghost and a frequent guest at the show Everybody's Great at the Hollywood Improv, originally via Denver, RANDY M. WASHINGTON! The Empty Galpals have been good friends with Randy for a long time back in their Colorado stomping grounds, but as you know, the details get far deeper during the slumber party dream/nightmare that is Empty Girlfriend (AND IT WAS DOPE!) Randy is a sweet angel and a rare gentleman in a dwindling world of rare gents. LEARN LOVE FROM HIM & LISTEN TO HIS WONDERFUL MUSIC! Please. Goddamnit! <3 xoxo /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5067453

Episode 90: Ryan Singer 02/02/2017

Episode 90: Ryan Singer We, the Empty Girlfriends, always develop a li'l crush on every single one of our guests <3 and ADMITTEDLY, we do try to RESIST (to remain EMPTY gf's 4 life) but SOME of our guests get right to the center of our heart strings, and say HELLO "Love is real. DUH!" This just so happened with our wonderful guest, L.A. based Comedian, Fellow Podcaster (Me & Paranormal You), 100% sweetheart-weirdo RYAN SINGER. The giggle-count is deadly on this episode team, and the vulnerability is at full-thrusters. Buckle yo seat-belts & hold on to yo butts (unless u nasty, that is) WE LOVE YOU! ALWAYS! Follow Ryan <3 Twitter & instagram: @RySing SEE HIM & BUY HIS ALBUMS TOOOO <3 ryansingercomedy.com XOXO /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/5050076

Episode 89: William Montgomery 01/11/2017

Episode 89: William Montgomery This week we have Memphis born, Denver comedian William Montgomery. William brings his insanity to the Empty Girlfriend podcast in the most delightful way. This week we discuss the dangers of porn, we find one positive to dating another comic, and we discuss the intense pains of being "ghosted" on. Finally, through all his banter William imparts some of the best advice the Empty Girlfriends have ever heard. Follow William on facebook and check out his show Talk Showdown at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4982477

Remembering Heather Snow 01/04/2017

Remembering Heather Snow This is the re-release no one wanted. We are so grateful for this amazing conversation with the wonderful Heather Snow. Please enjoy her comedy and her amazingly strong spirit. Original Description: We are VERY excited to bring to you the lovely voice of one of Empty Girlfriend's & Denver's strongest & most beautiful friends and dearest comedians, Heather Snow! Heather had a helluva year starting a brand new relationship while also getting the news broken to her that she had Leukemia. We've been following Heather closely & adamantly supporting her #fuckcancer updates on facebook, and this week we listened in awe as she described undergoing intensive chemo treatment while ALSO maintaining a brand new relationship (holy CRAP what a BADASS) So join Christie, Haley and the incredible Miss Snow for a delightful episode and help us laugh in cancer's stupid face. Follow Heather on Twitter & instagram @sixfeetofsnow /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4962590

Episode 88: Erin Lampart 12/21/2016

Episode 88: Erin Lampart Your Empty Galpals are delivering a legit treat to you ear-buds, your mind's eye & your heart's aorta, this week Los Angeles comedian Erin Lampart is here to bring your weary li'l hearts some Christmas Cheer & heap loads o' ooey gooey love advice. Erin started with a 5 year relationship then weaned her way to 3 and almost got eaten my empty void of the often loveless Los Angeles dating scene for 6 years -- only to come out TRIUMPHANT with "the one"<3 She fucking did it. She's the definition of joy & her presence is overwhelmingly hopeful and full of life. Enjoy this gift! THERE NO WAY YOU CAN'T IF YOU JUST GIVE *CHRISTMAS A CHANCE! And by *Christmas, we mean the Love Light of Lampart (which may in fact be BETTER than Christmas *oh shit!*) We love you. You're gonna love Erin. Follow her on Twitter & instagram at @ThatsSoLampy and if you're in L.A. catch her weekly show 'Sauce' at DeSano Pizza for a goddamn dope-ass show. /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4933063

Episode 87: Darrell Dibler Pt. 2 12/06/2016

Episode 87: Darrell Dibler Pt. 2 Haley (EG Mommy) & Christie (EG Daddy) sometimes have difficulty finding the time to Podcast together in the midst of killing both the Denver & Los Angeles comedy scenes, so this week Mommy hosts solo with our guest. Haley managed to grab the self-proclaimed "King of Open Mics & the Aquatics section of the Petco on Hollywood & Western" DARRELL DIBLER again to talk one-on-one about finding love despite the dangers of flirting and pregnancy, how to express subtle love-confessions over the internet, and Darrell gives Haley a real come-to-Jesus moment with his own rendition of the Empty Girlfriend Podcast SANS HALEY. Enjoy the endless weirdness that is Darrell Dibler & please do get a head-start on getting your restraining order if you see him loitering around your neighborhood a little too often. Follow him on Twitter at @diblerdarrell, feel free to add him on Facebook, and he always loves a personal e-mail check-in or b-day party invite via e-mail at [email protected] <3 Much love to you Empty Gals & Guys & Everything in-between. /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4891412

Episode 86: Mike Hawkburns 12/01/2016

Episode 86: Mike Hawkburns This week on Empty Girlfriend we have an extra special import from the south comedian, Mike Hawkburns, to melt your hearts with his southern drawl. On this episode we talk about what it means to be Memphis as fuck, we talk about moving to another state for a relationship, and we talk about breaking up in the midst of a comedy festival. Due to tech diffies Haley shows up in the middle to put the cherry on top of a pretty sweet episode. Follow Mike on social media @mrmikehawkburns. This episode will make you catch feels and set your loins ablaze. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4875589

Episode 85: Rachel Weeks 11/11/2016

Episode 85: Rachel Weeks This week we have the loveliest of the lovelies & the feistiest of feisty, hilarious Denver comedian RACHEL WEEKS! We get down & nasty about what to do in the work place when sexual harassment starts showing it's gross head, how to inform those who aren't fully aware of Feminism as an important reality, and we ease into letting your true love walk into your life with ease. Rachel is becoming big real fast in the comedy world so be sure to follow her on Twitter & instagram at @rachelgweeks and catch her incredible comedy with the Pussy Bros. comedy shows in Denver and throughout the Colorado comedy scene (and beyond) Stay strong & keep loving EGF'fers. We love you so much. /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4822047

Episode 84: Best of Obscure Sexual Fantasies #3 10/19/2016

Episode 84: Best of Obscure Sexual Fantasies #3 This week we bring you another compilation of our favorite segment Obscure Sexual Fantasies with some of our favorite past guests! This episode features an OSF from Justine Marino (@JustineMachine), Greg Baumhauer (@GBaumhauer), Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald, Amber Tozer (@ambertozer) check out her new book Sober Stick Figure , and Adrian Mesa (@mesadilla)! If you haven't listened to EG before this is a great place to start! Be careful, might be too sexy. We take care of your emotional questions but check out our sponsors latitudefinancialatemptygirlfriend.com to get all your money questions answered! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4756973

Episode 83: Clare O'Kane 10/12/2016

Episode 83: Clare O'Kane This week we have LA sweetheart, and Denver favorite Clare O'Kane! We discuss how to survive and stay positive in a new city and we discuss the C-word at LENGTH. You can check out Clare on twitter @babysfirstgun and on the first season of Flophouse on Viceland. Check out Clare's upcoming shows on her . Enjoy Clare, we do! We take care of your emotional questions but check out our sponsors latitudefinancialatemptygirlfriend.com to get all your money questions answered! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4738605

Episode 82: Matthew Blood-Smyth 10/07/2016

Episode 82: Matthew Blood-Smyth This week we have the wonderful/amazing/sensual Matthew Blood-Smyth! He's an old friend of ours and the majority of our previous guests, and we got into the NASTIEST of nasties in this episode. We discuss what you should do when your partner can't sleep in the same bed as you, what it's like to love in a murdery way, love languages in different languages, exploring Polyamory and Matthew delivers the heartiest obscure sexual fantasy yet. He's in Wide Eyed Productions show, "theMumblings," a dark comedy by Dan Kitrosser, directed by Kristin Skye Hoffmann, playing until October 8th! Matthew's one of the most talented actors we know, and one of the sexiest voices we've had on the Podcast yet. Enjoy this sweet, sexy baby listeners! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4728117

Episode 81: Christie & Haley's Love - STRONGER THAN YO MAN'S DICK 09/28/2016

Episode 81: Christie & Haley's Love - STRONGER THAN YO MAN'S DICK Christie & Haley have come a loooooong way with their Love & Relationships Podcast Empty Girlfriend, but they've come even further with their LOVE connection. It's said that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and that's exactly what happened when Haley moved to Los Angeles about 2 years ago, leaving Christie in Denver, CO. The Empty Gals have had to work on their long-distance romance skills, and although it's been no walk in the park, they've managed to let their hearts get fonder and fonder until they've become what they are now; a smoldering globule of one, unified heart blob. This is a compilation episode of all the new L.A. friends Haley and Christie have made along the long & windy road of their friendship via this podcast. We start with the last EGF in the Colorado Podcastuary with Chris Charpentier, then we follow Christie & Haley through Vegas while moving Haley to Hollywood, and feature wonderful L.A comedian guests Madison Davis, Darrell Dibler, Danielle Perez, Madison Shepard, Olivia Haidar, Kate Lindstet, Caitlin Gill, Rachele Friedland, James Fritz, Eric Dadourian, Miles K. Stenehjem and Katie Low Standberg. Enjoy EGF'ers! We live for you! And we love for ALL!! Thank you so much, everybody. <3 /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4703174

Remembering Jordan Wieleba 09/21/2016

Remembering Jordan Wieleba In honor of our friend Jordan Wieleba who we will miss very much we decided to re-release her episode this week. This was our third episode ever recorded and our most listened to EG. Ironically, or maybe poetically, this is also the episode we were remembering Robin Williams at his passing. Thank you for taking the time to get to know an amazing person. Notes: We mentioned a song written for Jordan in our intro. That song can be heard . Featured Music: Earth Angel by The Penguins Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me Sponsors: EG isn't just about love quips. We finally have some life tips! Please check out Latitude Financial Group to get tips on all your financial needs. Figure out new ways to minimize your expenses. Discuss how to balance having fun today and being fiscally responsible for the future. Set up a free meeting at ! /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4684555

Episode 80: John Novosad (Hippieman) 09/14/2016

Episode 80: John Novosad (Hippieman) The Empty Gals took a brief break, but that doesn't mean we've BROKEN UP! NEVER! We're back and firing on ALL love cylinders with our amazing guest, the one and only, John Novosad. Though most of us know him as, HIPPIEMAN! We got to chat with this beloved Comedy Works headliner, and cherished Boulder comedy guru about the intricasies involved with the expectations of marriage, keeping that long distance love connection going during road comedy touring, dealing with divorce, and the H-Man delivers another incredible Obscure Sexual Fantasy which trumps his seemingly untrumpable Obscure Sexual Fantasty from last year's Live Empty Girlfriend recording. Hippieman has won several Comedy comeptitions and has appeared on National Television on shows like The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Fall in love with him & catch him at the Comedy Works or the Boulder Comedy show sometime, he's the BEST. Twitter: @HippiemansPlan, website: hippieman.com /episode/index/show/emptygirlfriend/id/4668091

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