Enslaved By The Bell

Inter-dimensional existentialism as viewed through Bayside High: a comedy podcast featuring two idiots from Ireland.

Enslaved by the Bell #108 - Eat, Weep, Rave, Repeat 10/28/2020

Enslaved by the Bell #108 - Eat, Weep, Rave, Repeat Screech gets in over his head when some shady students want to pierce the veil of untold narcotic pleasure. Rob and Conall continue to drift into a lockdown-induced insanity. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/16581020

Enslaved by the Bell #107 - REBOOT?! 06/11/2020

Enslaved by the Bell #107 - REBOOT?! The dead speak! Somehow Peter Engel's most wicked creation has returned to haunt the modern world. Rob and Conall discuss the upcoming 'Saved by the Bell' reboot series that will be airing on NBC's new 'Peacock' service in the near post-apocalyptic future. Do we NEED a continuation of 'Saved by the Bell'? How would Rob and Conall approach this ungodly task? All these questions and more explored. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/14785154

Enslaved by the Bell #106 - xXx: Screeched to a Halt 06/04/2020

Enslaved by the Bell #106 - xXx: Screeched to a Halt For the first time in recorded history, Zack Morris is forced to consider the abstract concept of ethics. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/14697386

Enslaved by the Bell #105 - Saved by the Lockdown 05/27/2020

Enslaved by the Bell #105 - Saved by the Lockdown How would the character of SAVED BY THE BELL deal with the COVID 19 crisis? All these questions and more asked in this special standalone quarantine episode. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/14585831

Enslaved by the Bell #104 - As Young as You Feel 03/10/2019

Enslaved by the Bell #104 - As Young as You Feel Professor Jeremiah 'Jerry' Lasky battles with his guilty conscience as his questionable relationship with Kelly continues to cause problems for his professional integrity. Zack schemes to win her heart using een more costumes, racial appropriation and accents you wouldn't get away with nowadays. Rob and Conall reflect on their own advancing ages and come to a surprising conclusion. EPISODE: College Years S01E12 "Kelly and the Professor" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/8903339

Enslaved by the Bell #103 - A Planet of Predatory Professors 02/03/2019

Enslaved by the Bell #103 - A Planet of Predatory Professors Professor Lasky is on the hunt - for the ultimate game. Conall has a problem with it. Rob doesn't really. EPISODE - SBTB The College Years S01E11 "Teacher's Pet" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/8240681

Enslaved by the Bell #102: The Karate Kanine 01/06/2019

Enslaved by the Bell #102: The Karate Kanine Rob and Conall prevail once again, negotiating their way through the hellish landscape of the future to once again deliver to the world tale of a Christmas Classic (or at least, a spinoff of a Christmas Classic). Where once 'Home Alone' was ripped off with a dog, this time it's "The Karate Kid". Once again there is a tenuous Saved by the Bell connection. Once again, Dean Cain is of course present. NON-SBTB CHRISTMAS (well not really) MOVIE: 'The Dog Who Saved Summer' (starring Mario Lopez as Zeus the Dog!) /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/8147048

Enslaved by the Bell #101: Thanks for Nothing 12/23/2018

Enslaved by the Bell #101: Thanks for Nothing Conall and Rob return just in the nick of time - the world has plunged into darkness and they have managed to scrape a podcast together from the doldrums of their subterranean bunker where they await the day where they will certainly be found by Emperor Trump's Decepticon drones. Meanwhile the gang are celebrating Thanksgiving because there isn't a Christmas episode of College Years. Enjoy! Discussing: College Years S01E10: A Thanksgiving Story /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/8022437

Enslaved By The Bell #100: Dustin Diamond's Behind The Bell 04/03/2018

Enslaved By The Bell #100: Dustin Diamond's Behind The Bell In our one hundredth episode we are rejoined by Paddie Thompson of Eighth Dimension Podcast as we delve in to the horrors of Dustin Diamond's controversial autobiography. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6440781

Enslaved by the Bell #99: Fry on the Wings of Love 03/26/2018

Enslaved by the Bell #99: Fry on the Wings of Love The Calamitous Duo return for their long-awaited (very rushed) 99th episode, wherein they discuss the trials and tribulations of ill-fated job, exploitative chicken wing establishments and Rob makes a characteristically recalls a demeaning job of his own. EPISODE: College Years S01E09 "Dr Kelly" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6410752

Enslaved by the Bell #98: Match Point 02/25/2018

Enslaved by the Bell #98: Match Point The tables are turned as a beautiful tennis champion chooses Screech over Zack. Dustin Diamond gets his moment in the sun, but forgets about it in his autobiography many years later. Rob is stunned as Conall points out that the plot of this episode is completely recycled from season one of the original show. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6261027

Enslaved by the Bell #97 Face/Off 02/18/2018

Enslaved by the Bell #97 Face/Off Zack adds identity theft to the ever-growing list of his most heinous crimes. Alex and Kelly learn to objectify men just as they too have been objectified. Screech's feelings get hurt for the 87,000th time. EPISODE: College Years S01E07 'Professor Zack' /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6260931

Enslaved by the Bell episode 96 - "Casino Royale" 01/28/2018

Enslaved by the Bell episode 96 - "Casino Royale" The game is poker. The stakes? High. The players? Skilled (and Screech). The risk? Everything. The reward? All the riches of California University. The only question remains...will Zack yield in time? Episode: S01E06 "The Poker Game" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6197141

Enslaved by the Bell ~#95 Homemade Homecoming 01/15/2018

Enslaved by the Bell ~#95 Homemade Homecoming After a lengthy sojourn, Rob and Conall return to shine a light on the increasingly forgettable adventures of California University's bland student body. Zack learns the importance of networking as well as the value of true friendship. Slater studies method acting as he helps Alex find her inner falcon. Screech objectifies himself to please Leslie, who in turn is trying to please her snob parents. Somewhere, somehow, Mister Belding is doing something more interesting. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5924960

Enslaved by the Bell Holiday Special #2: 'Broadcasting Christmas' 12/24/2017

Enslaved by the Bell Holiday Special #2: 'Broadcasting Christmas' The lads return after yet another sojourn to cover the modern Dean Cain classic 'Broadcasting Christmas' in their quest to watch and review one Dean Cain Christmas movie every year for the rest of their lives. Conall preferred the Dog, Rob actually thinks it's kind of good for weird reasons. The two debate the true meaning of what it means to be a Christmas movie and merriment ensues. Merry Happy everybody! /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/6087022

Enslaved By The Bell #94: AC Zapata 10/09/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #94: AC Zapata Slater joins the revolution, Zack wants to go skiiing and the campus is ruled by a grizzled one eyed Klingon. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5822774

Enslaved By The Bell Episode #93: Fratulent 09/17/2017

Enslaved By The Bell Episode #93: Fratulent Sororities and fraternities harvest a fresh crop of innocent youths. A certain time travelling super-villain is at the centre of it all! /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5746843

Enslaved by the Bell #92: I'm Too Zack for my Shirt 09/04/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #92: I'm Too Zack for my Shirt Rob and Conall continue to be stunned by the alarming regularity of discussions of a sexual nature. The girls fall in love with a dreamy new professor. Zack uses an assignment as a way of hitting on girls and ends up having an existential crisis. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5705815

Enslaved by the Bell #91: Welcome to Fucktown 08/27/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #91: Welcome to Fucktown Rob and Conall record 60 minutes of silence and hastily try and retrace their steps in this callously thrown-together episode. Kelly returns and is an actual character now, Zack makes pop tarts while trying to have sex with people (because we live in a world where characters have sex now). Conall struggles with the basic lyrics of the theme tune, much to Rob's irritation. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5679643

Enslaved by the Bell #90: Tomorrowland 08/14/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #90: Tomorrowland The Slavers have landed in the world of tomorrow where the rules of the past no longer apply. Is this the same timeline? Have Zack's God powers been sapped by the harshness of campus life? Will Peter Engel ever find the missing tapes that explain what happened to Zack's scholarship to Yale? Some of these questions and many more answered! /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5642071

Enslaved by the Bell #89: Commencement 08/08/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #89: Commencement Rob and Conall overcome the dragon of technical difficulties and bring their perilous journey roaring back to life as they cover the hallowed 'Graduation' episode. Where's Tory? What timeline are we in? What is Neal's real name?! The promise of the College Years is tantalisingly close as the lads visit the halls of Bayside with the original cast for the very last time. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5622376

Enslaved By The Bell #88: Relics 07/23/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #88: Relics DOUBLE DROP In the run up to grand finale of the original Saved By The Bell, this week we release no fewer than TWO episodes of this podcast. In this quickie we take a look back through our time in Bayside and forward to the frosted-tipped dystopia of 2003! Episode: "The Time Capsule" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5565294

Enslaved By The Bell #87: Ballad of Bayside 07/23/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #87: Ballad of Bayside DOUBLE DROP To celebrate our amazing audio troubles we have decided to release a grand total of two episodes this week! Sitting in for Conall is the fantastic Saoirse Smith! This week the gang once again let music turn them against one another like ravenous wolves- it never takes much in Bayside! Episode: "School Song" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5565488

Enslaved By The Bell #86: The Dep-Arty-d 06/25/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #86: The Dep-Arty-d Conall is the worse for wear and a lizard dies. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5478879

Enslaved by the Bell #85: Sorry Bout the Clip Show 06/18/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #85: Sorry Bout the Clip Show Another day, another mediocre clip show bafflingly inserted far later in the season than it has any right to. Rob and Conall use the opportunity to ponder memories of experiences past. Conall marvels at the quick wit of James Bond. PLUS: A look back at the halcyon days of Malibu Sands. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5458017

Enslaved By The Bell #84: Quake On Me 06/04/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #84: Quake On Me This week the show delivers pregnancy and the laboured threat of tectonic death. Episode: "Earthquake" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5416957

Enslaved By The Bell #83: Nerds With Attitude 05/21/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #83: Nerds With Attitude Hippity Hop meets fairytales, and Big Dick The Bopper Belding giving unsolicited kisses. A grim but colourful week in Bayside High! Episode: "Snow White And The Seven Dorks" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5375782

Enslaved by the Bell #82: For the Screech who has Everything 05/14/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #82: For the Screech who has Everything Conall and Rob continue drifting through a world where time has no meaning, friendship has no memory and justice has no champion - until now. Screech is given the hallowed task of becoming Bayside's new hall monitor, thanks to Zack's latest scam - which is all caused because they forget Screech's birthday. Conall and Rob forget to mention the coolest part of the episode - the RoboScreech fantasy sequence. Kevin the Robot returns. BONUS: Rob plugs his new 'Saved by the Bell' fanfic. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5355285

Enslaved by the Bell #81: Zack to the Past 05/07/2017

Enslaved by the Bell #81: Zack to the Past Peter Engel's clumsy assistant drops a tape once again (this time on purpose?) and Conall and Rob are unwittingly, unknowingly transported to the halcyon days of the Zelly and Slessie relationships, when the world was new and love was real. Unlike the watered down pest of the Tori Timeline, Zack is once again the machiavellian mastermind we loved to hate in the days of manipulated Beau Rivere tapes. All is right with the world, which just goes to show how warped a world Bayside really is. /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5334464

Enslaved By The Bell #81: Debutaunts 04/23/2017

Enslaved By The Bell #81: Debutaunts The gang have a barn dance and it's meaningful and stuff probably. Episode: "The Senior Prom" /episode/index/show/enslavedbythebell/id/5291457

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