Erin and Aliee Hate Everything

Two funny women confronting an unfunny world.

Ep. 176: Fancy Foppish Gay Daddy 03/11/2022

Ep. 176: Fancy Foppish Gay Daddy Trigger Warnings: Don't Say Gay bill, teen suicide, First Amendment rights, growing up poor, crotchety adults, Elmo, Golden Goose sneakers, parents' rights, self-harm, bisexuality, Ron DeSantis, sexualizing children, people-pleasing, real estate, brunch, color trends, gay Disney characters, $600 shoes, fun soda $ vintage candy, distressed jeans, therapy, indica, off-brand All-Stars from Kohl's Send us your hates and loves! . . /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/22421531

EP. 175: Globally Losing It 03/02/2022

EP. 175: Globally Losing It Trigger Warnings: war, refugees, civilian casualties, child abuse, racism, Ukraine, Putin, Greg Abbot, 90s nostalgia, pineapple skins, trans kids, Babi Yaga, the algorithm, gender-affirming care, authoritarianism, Eurocentrism, good skin, supportive parenting, Sunflower seeds, cursing your enemies, embroidery, accessorizing, improv games We are drinking Wunder Sessions Lemon-Ginger and Boiled Pineapple Skin Water. Send us your hates and loves! . . /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/22306145

Ep. 174: I Have a Whole Beard w/ Chelsea Lloyd 02/16/2022

Ep. 174: I Have a Whole Beard w/ Chelsea Lloyd Trigger Warnings: body hair, death, the gender binary, Costco, Jonathan Van Ness, armpit curl patterns, grieving, crack pipes, traditional femininity, capitalism, Wordle, Duck Duck Go, Marco Rubio, impossible beauty standards, carbonated beverages, laser hair removal, Buzzfeed, pandemic hobbies, Queer Eye, Limited Too, dermaplaning, fugly sluts, nutmeg orange juice can rollers We are drinking Hi-biscus LaCroix, Miso Pear Matcha Latte w/ oat milk from Amp Noho, and Turmeric Ginger Tea. Follow Listen to Send us your hates and loves! /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/22152146

Ep. 173: This Wasn't Supposed to Be About Joe Rogan 02/09/2022

Ep. 173: This Wasn't Supposed to Be About Joe Rogan Trigger Warnings: ADHD, fatphobia, the white-cis-heteropatriarchy, Joe Rogan, concern trolling, TikTok, textile weaves, comment sections, Ritalin, side hustles, palm fronds, eurocentric beauty standards, Lizzo, the Send Jeffrey to Space Fund (aka Amazon), faulty data sets, ketamine, Instagram filters, silk pillowcases, censorship, singing, lizard brains, the Chinese Government We are drinking fake bitch spa water and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer. Send us your hates and loves! /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/22079099

Ep. 172: Dumb Diamond Bitch 02/02/2022

Ep. 172: Dumb Diamond Bitch Trigger Warnings: brides, fatphobia, book banning, CRT, the Duggars, weight loss, white dresses, bell hooks, botox, diet soda, critical race theory, relationship goals, beauty checklists, proposal stories, Jessica aka DressedByJess, red herrings, trauma, censorship, custom puzzles, banana leaf wallpaper We're drinking Coca Cola and Yerba Maté. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21993905

Ep. 171: Sophomore Year of Covid 12/22/2021

Ep. 171: Sophomore Year of Covid Trigger Warnings: 2021, holiday bullshit, hos (the santa kind & the other kind), bummers, grief, omicron, voting rights, anxiety disorders, holiday lewks, ASMR, dermatillomania, grief, high heels clicking, the fall of democracy, dope album drops, deep spiritual work, vaccines, January 6, the filibuster, books, dyke rock, ADHD, joyful non-attachment, cancel culture, covid uncertainty, white supremacist bullshit, gift-giving, self-care, panic, Christian Louboutins, flight vouchers, advocating for yourself, petty nonsense, leaning into love We are drinking holiday bullshit from the corporate coffee overlords. Holiday music courtesy of a gig Erin did five years ago. Send us your hates and loves! See you next year! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21568775

Ep. 170: What a Good Special Boy You Are 12/08/2021

Ep. 170: What a Good Special Boy You Are Trigger Warnings: mentally unstable white male method actors, the Supreme Court, femicide, abortion rights, sexual abusers & harassers, Brett Kavanaugh, the artistic process, Jeremy Strong, cobblers, prime numbers, healthy boundaries, Roe vs. Wade, vintage Nintendos, The Church of Viola Davis, individual rights, Christmas movies, extreme amounts of privilege, elves, Daniel Day Lewis, maternal mortality, kazoos, Williamstown Theater Festival, movie-induced tears, nostalgia, blasphemy, dog vomit, 6-yr-old relationship gurus /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21414887

Ep. 169: Weird and Petty 12/01/2021

Ep. 169: Weird and Petty Trigger Warnings: grief, Covid loss, mental health care, Stephen Sondheim, Omicron, TikTok, Ridley Scott, American exceptionalism, eating poop, Diet Coke, dog clothes, aspartame, crushed red pepper, hatred of millennials, rugged individualism, French orgasms, Broadway overtures, Jodie Comer (an adult woman), existential crises, Dante's Circles of Hell We are drinking Vigneti Del Sole Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21336404

Ep. 168: The Caucacity of It All! 11/17/2021

Ep. 168: The Caucacity of It All! Trigger Warnings: guns, the US legal system, book bans, the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, LA bagels, preschool romance, healthy boundaries, objectum sexuals, teen vigilantes, The Giving Tree, meditation, karaoke, spreadsheets, critical race theory, festive beverages, bowling, self-defense, email templates, sexual efficiency, unconditional love, spiritual practices, Rainbow fish, Lake Tahoe, dog snuggles, Ugg trauma We are drinking off-brand Apple Cider. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21190769

Ep. 167: Futuristic Paste 11/10/2021

Ep. 167: Futuristic Paste Trigger Warnings: daylight savings time, getting old, hyperfocus, sperm, bad feminists, philosophical concepts, Scorpio new moon, exploding cars, DUNE, food fairies, spirituality, turning into your parents, candy, Katie Porter, soylent, brunch, time blindness, brie, ADHD, mechanics, witches, the news, Gumbo We are drinking Guava São Paulo La Croix. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21106670

Ep. 166: Butthurt & Triggered 11/03/2021

Ep. 166: Butthurt & Triggered Trigger Warnings: access to mental health care, at-will employment, emotional dysregulation, Dune, legal marijuana, ADHD, witch culture, Shae the Dog, Princess Peach, therapy, Vons, Halloweentown, Kaiser Permanente, antidepressants, drunkenness, apple cider, foreshadowing, grocery stores, weird incels, Spice, Party City Frankensteins, David Lynch, floating buses We are drinking Sparkling Cranberry Ginger Beverage. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/21033413

Ep. 165: Mette Bidler 10/27/2021

Ep. 165: Mette Bidler Trigger Warnings: gun safety, addiction, Halyna Hutchins, ADHD, Bette Midler, rain in LA, jazzy remixes, witches, books about witches, Stevie Nicks, DeuxMoi, angel readings, John Mulaney, halloween costumes, apple cider, the Sanderson Sisters, burping, celebrity gossip, deadly capitalism, Noodle the Pug, cozy clothes, TikTok, vegetable stock, burning bushes, Penny Marshall, Rumours, shady productions, full moons, The Baja Men We are drinking Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20952314

Ep. 164: SpongeGross SquareHead 10/20/2021

Ep. 164: SpongeGross SquareHead Trigger Warnings: Joe Manchin, maladaptive daydreaming, climate change, hugging strangers, voting rights, energy policy, Bonesday, sky vibes, life coaching, coping mechanisms, the For the People Act, backyard parties, cloud hearts, houseboats, Shae the Dog, sex robots, dirty money, ShePodcasts Live, the filibuster, sweaty dance studios, corruption, frito paws, whimsy, the coal industry, hangry sharks We are drinking Grapefruit & Hibiscus Boochcraft. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20869520

Ep. 163: NO ONE IS CANCELED 10/13/2021

Ep. 163: NO ONE IS CANCELED Trigger Warnings: depression, capitalism, Dave Chappelle, worker's rights, murdering puppies, ADHD, violence against trans women, calling our ancestors, IATSE, garter catching, birthday weeks, retrofuturism, witch candles, Fraturdays, "new" media, cancel culture, lunch drunk, intersectionality, hardcover books, National Coming Out Day, accountability, the AMPTP, Aliee's incredibly soft skin We are drinking The Final Girl Viognier. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20794379

Ep. 162: Pet Your Small Space 10/06/2021

Ep. 162: Pet Your Small Space Trigger Warnings: racism on dating shows, trauma responses, the DMV, LaCroix flavor rankings, small dark spaces, expiration dates, sensory deprivation tanks, naps, colorism, side quests, Love Island, Real ID, remixes, infrared saunas, Dear Evan Hansen, Bachelor in Paradise, baking cookies, having "a type", early 2000s UMich musical theater students, carpet, ghosts We are drinking Limoncello LaCroix. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20722940

Ep. 161: Hot Cake Frosting 09/29/2021

Ep. 161: Hot Cake Frosting Trigger Warnings: rape, Gabby Petito, trans and non-binary discrimination, Antoinette Perry, liquid eyeliner, #vanlife, Gen X feminists, corporate coffee, red carpets, wax, Roxane Gay, grief group, Jezebel, Kobe Bryant, candle flavors, hazing, Actor's Equity, Lindy West, Broadway hypocrisy, Law & Order: SVU, Jessica Valenti, boobs, light prop work, All Star by Smash Mouth We are drinking basic Fall shit. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20638226

Ep 160: Patron Saint of Being Hot Forever 09/22/2021

Ep 160: Patron Saint of Being Hot Forever Trigger Warnings: depressive episodes, white guilt, marijuana, music theory, Steve Zahn, ADHD, Goldfish crackers, Lil Nas X, alcohol innovations, sneezing, Q-Force, laundry, Asian American romance novels, Helen Mirren, Helen Hoang, boredom, Gen Z, stupid little walks We are drinking Anna’s Cider from Vinovore. Read The Body is Not an ApologySend us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20557283

Ep. 159: We're All Gross Here 09/15/2021

Ep. 159: We're All Gross Here Trigger Warnings: gluten-free vegetarianism, policing women's clothing, misophonia, migraines, Shae the Dog, involuntary food rules, tik tok, tacos, dermatillomania, raw meat, the word "cheugy", Myspace, ADHD, Baby Foot, LuLa Roe, boba, self-diagnosis, impossible tasks, sagging pants, dental hygiene, body terrorism We are drinking matcha with boba from Boba Loca. Read Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20473856

Ep. 158: Effie We All Got Pain 09/08/2021

Ep. 158: Effie We All Got Pain Trigger warnings: climate disasters, Texas abortion law, white supremacy, Jeff Bezos, school integration, boba, The Day After Tomorrow, Big Horn Sheep, objective truth, Hurricane Ida, camping, rocks, "daddy issues", compliments, Evangelicals, horse windows, Capitol Reef, believing lived experiences, lesbian necromancers in space /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20402672

Ep. 157: I Like That I Can Touch You 09/01/2021

Ep. 157: I Like That I Can Touch You Trigger Warnings: vaccine misinformation, Jeff Bezos, tarot readings, origami lilies, doing your own medical research, African nations, Birkenstocks, creativity hangovers, Utah, slumber parties, witches, Bachelor in Paradise, hot beverages, geography quizzes, pockets We are drinking Café de Olla from La Monarca Bakery. Send us your hates and loves! [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/20325509

Ep. 156: Stay Away From My Bush! 05/08/2021

Ep. 156: Stay Away From My Bush! Trigger Warnings: suicide, mental illness, viruses, nature, sweaty boobs, Awards Season, baby snatching, the common cold, burning bushes, obsessive Googling, bird parenting, sad babes, yeast infections, hissing, comparison, peppermint oil, Viola Davis, the bug man If you’re in crisis, please call the Suicide Hotline at 800-273-8255. We are drinking Limoncello LaCroix and Truly Mango Lemonade. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/19029881

Ep. 155: Twerking on Satan 04/08/2021

Ep. 155: Twerking on Satan Trigger Warnings: Q anon, voter suppression, child sex trafficking, infrastructure, vaccination, Lil' Nas X, misinformation, Nickelodeon theme songs, solo roadtrips, Joe "Mansion" Manchin, free speech, pitbulls, HBO's Into the Storm, satanic panic, vocal fry, ASMR, the filibuster, RV rentals, blood sneakers We are drinking Spendrift Sparkling Water and a Kentucky Mule with Bermuda Tiger Shark Ginger Beer. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/18644813

Ep. 154: A Ratty Piece of Dental Floss 03/23/2021

Ep. 154: A Ratty Piece of Dental Floss Trigger Warnings: misogyny, racism, unemployment payments, Damn Daniel, identity theft, frog legs, stimmy checks, Birkenstocks, introversion, neck beards, pettiness, centering terrorists, specialized vegetable tools, kissing, vaccination, Officer Potts, professional cuddlers, metaphors, sex work, bikinis, Jay Baker, really bad days, Elizabeths, Miss Saigon, W-2s, breakfast beer #stopasianhate We are drinking Calm Magnesium and from Swamphead Brewery. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 [email protected] /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/18428438

Ep. 153: Diamond Hands and Stonks 02/01/2021

Ep. 153: Diamond Hands and Stonks Trigger Warnings: communal grieving, dead dads, Q-anon, social media, hugs, British affectations, weed print clothing, emotional voyeurism, class solidarity, crying, GameStop, reddit, pancakes, the grief police, hedge funds, Warped Tour, r/wallstreetbets, tea time, meme stocks, market manipulation, chicken tenders We are drinking coffee and tea. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/17768651

Ep. 152: Stranger in the Manger 12/23/2020

Ep. 152: Stranger in the Manger Trigger Warnings: lonely holidays, seasonal depression, the rona, Country Bear Jamboree, pelvic floor muscles, meyer lemons, Happiest Season, the virgin Mary, cookies, evermore, Jingle Jangle, object permanence, targeted Facebook ads, senioritis, nativities, RBG, anti-depressants, girls doing STEM, Pete Townshend, baby Jordans We are drinking hot toddies and (use code ALIEE). Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/17312885

Ep. 151: A Scottish Miracle for Christmas w/ Marianna Palka 12/01/2020

Ep. 151: A Scottish Miracle for Christmas w/ Marianna Palka Trigger Warnings: holiday blues, casual racism, white privilege, shower thoughts, The American Dream™, intersectional feminism, hugging, Polar Bears, ovulation, bell hooks, matcha, Glow, anti-racist Santa, bumpy ice, TSA, wrestling, fertility, traveling sailors, The Crown, poetry, therapy, South Pacific, Princess Diana, voyeurism, global warming, vaccines, hope, charitable BJs Follow Marianna Palka . We are drinking matcha and spiked seltzer! 818-533-8938 (Yes we recorded this the night before Thanksgiving, so there was no way it would come out in time for that holiday. Just go with it!) /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/17018996

Ep. 150: What the Science Folks Do 11/20/2020

Ep. 150: What the Science Folks Do Trigger Warnings: conservative Twitter, Lindsey Graham, public safety, campus rape, "fake news", LSU, hope, coronavirus vaccines, Aladdin, grammar nerds, qualitative data, Ed Orgeron, mRNA, covid fatigue, naked politicians, drive-in movies, immunity, Reverend Warnock, firm boundaries, double features, baby trains We are drinking (shipping across the US!). Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/16890281

Ep. 149: Secret Agent Spamburger 11/12/2020

Ep. 149: Secret Agent Spamburger Trigger Warnings: democracy, law and order, white rural voters, shirtless Mitch McConnell, satsumas, Converse sneakers, Fort Bragg, Abigail Spanberger, tractors, socialism, Onlyfans, big tents, Kamala "Momala" Harris, lying, public celebration, cunnilingus We are drinking The Shell House Spiked Seltzer in Meyer Lemon. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/16779512

Ep. 148: Thick and Tired w/ Caroline Dooner 11/03/2020

Ep. 148: Thick and Tired w/ Caroline Dooner Trigger Warnings: diet culture, The Fuck It Diet, dog parenting, Crossfit bros, small houses, scented garbage bags, cults, body positivity, book-shaming, food rules, cinnamon brooms, coping mechanisms, gluten, TV bodies, keto, The Vow, "baby weight," capitalism, cocaine Fucking . Follow Caroline . We are drinking coffee and tea (kombucha as per usual. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/16661663

Ep. 147: Bargain Basement Wayne Brady 09/26/2020

Ep. 147: Bargain Basement Wayne Brady Trigger Warnings: Breonna Taylor, no-knock warrants, wanton endangerment, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, toxic theater teachers, the 2nd Amendment, twincest, Jane Fonda, the Mayan calendar, baby Hitler, mood collars, wax figurines, dog training, road trips, Mitch McConnell, lukewarm tea, the Supreme Court, dissenting, dramatic readings, Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron, unhealthy coping mechanisms. Fucking . Also . We are drinking tea. Call our complaint line with all your dieting feelings! 818-533-8938 /episode/index/show/erinandaliee/id/16163060

Erin and Aliee Hate Everything

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