I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast
I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast starring Professional Film Critic Sean Patrick, Artist Jeff Lassiter and Bob Zerull
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We Love Greg Araki
08/14/2026
We Love Greg Araki
Jeff and Sean talk about weird, bad and cool neighbors. I Want Your Sex Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Cooper Hoffman and Olivia Wilde A nervous, horny young artist (Hoffman) gets a job as an assistant to an elite artist known for her boldly sexual work. When she invites him for casual BDSM sex he takes to it more than he expected to, but when feelings get involved, things spin out of control. One Night Only Directed by Will Gluck Starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro A fascist rom-com attempts to sell fascist ideas to the masses. Our Classic The Doom Generation Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Rose McGowan and Jonathan Schaech Teens Jordan White (James Duval) and Amy Blue (Rose McGowan) pick up a handsome drifter named Xavier Red (Johnathon Schaech). Red tends to create combustible situations -- for example, a trip to a convenience store leads to a clerk getting decapitated. Afterward, the trio voyages through small-town America, where Amy is accosted by various men claiming to be her lovers, and she and Jordan find themselves drawn to Xavier. But can any amount of sex lift the sense of doom hanging over them?
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1996 - Kazaam
08/06/2026
1996 - Kazaam
Kazaam Directed by Paul Michael Glaser Starring Shaquille O'Neal Kazaam follows Max, a troubled boy who accidentally frees a wisecracking, 3,000-year-old genie from a boombox. Granted three wishes, Max navigates bullies, family issues, and his estranged father’s shady dealings while Kazaam becomes both magical helper and unlikely friend. Despite its fantasy premise and kid-oriented humor, critics found it formulaic with weak acting and writing, though some younger viewers may still enjoy its lighthearted tone.
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We Love Spider-Man Brand New Day
08/05/2026
We Love Spider-Man Brand New Day
We’re talking Adventure Figures with Jeff’s collecting corner. The Box Office for Spider-Man was massive, an all time domestic record at $360 million dollars. Spider-Man Brand New Day Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, Jacob Batalon, and Sadie Sink Spider-Man: Brand New Day follows Peter Parker as he starts over after the world forgets his identity, trying to live a normal college life while protecting New York on a more street-level scale. When a new threat emerges, he allies with unexpected partners, facing moral dilemmas and personal sacrifice. With Destin Daniel Cretton directing and a strong ensemble cast, early buzz praises its fresh emotional tone and grounded action, making it a highly anticipated MCU entry. Classic Blood Diner Directed by Jackie Kong Blood Diner (1987) is a campy horror-comedy where two brothers run a vegetarian restaurant as cover for collecting body parts to resurrect an ancient goddess. Packed with over-the-top gore, absurd humor, and outrageous set pieces, it plays as a spoof of grindhouse splatter films. Reviews are mixed—some praising its cult appeal and ridiculous fun, others finding it crass and uneven—making it best for fans of schlocky, tongue‐in‐cheek B‐horror.
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We Hate Her Private Hell
07/29/2026
We Hate Her Private Hell
Go Woke Go... to blockbuster status. The Odyssey continues to crush at the box office. Her Private Hell Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn Starring Sophie Thatcher, Havana Rose Liu, Charles Melton, and Dougray Scott An actress, Sophie Thatcher, longs for the attention of her distant, movie star father (Dougray Scott) who recently married her former lover, played by Havana Rose Liu. Meanwhile, an eerie mist settles over the city bringing with it the disturbing legend of The Leatherman, a faceless. Leather-clad killer who pursues women who are without their fathers. Meanwhile, a former American military man searches the mist for his missing daughter and or the chance of revenge against The Leather Man. Classic #1 The Neon Demon Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn Starring Elle Fanning, Jena Malone, and Desmond Harrington A 16 year old girl moves to Los Angeles to chase her dream of being a model and ends up consumed by the voracious, cutthroat industry. Classic # Titane Directed by Julia Ducournay Starring Agathe Rouselle A child who suffered a massive head injury in a childhood car accident grows into a gorgeous model with a serious fetish for cars and death.
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1996 - Theodore Rex
07/21/2026
1996 - Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex Directed by Jonathan Beutel Starring Whoopi Goldberg Theodore Rex is a 1996 buddy cop sci‑fi comedy set in a future where humans and dinosaurs coexist. A tough detective teams up with a talking T. rex to solve a string of prehistoric murders tied to a villain’s apocalyptic scheme. Despite its quirky premise, the film was poorly reviewed for weak humor, clumsy execution, and lackluster storytelling, making it more of a curiosity for bad‑movie hunters than a must‑watch.
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We Loved The Odyssey
07/19/2026
We Loved The Odyssey
Bob's Back! We caught up with Bob's opinions on Obsession and Mother Mary before diving into this week's new movies. Evil Dead Burn Directed by Sebastian Vaniceck Starring Souella Yacoub Evil Dead Burn is the upcoming standalone entry in the long-running horror franchise, promising an intense, visceral experience under director Sébastien Vaniček. While plot details remain secret, fans can expect Deadite chaos, brutal scares, and new characters led by Souheila Yacoub. With its focus on expanding the series’ dark mythology and a reputation for delivering relentless horror, early buzz suggests it’s one to watch for genre fans when it hits theaters July 24, 2026. The Invite Directed by Olivia Wilde Starring Seth Rogen, Olivia Wilde, Ed Norton and Penelope Cruz The Invite is a sharp, funny, and emotionally honest chamber comedy-drama about a married couple whose tense relationship takes an unexpected turn during an evening with their neighbors. Set almost entirely in one apartment, it blends biting humor with raw explorations of love, sex, and commitment. Critics praise Olivia Wilde’s direction, stellar performances, and witty script, calling it both entertaining and surprisingly moving, making it well worth watching. The Odyssey Directed by Christopher Nolan Starring Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Holland The Odyssey (2026), Christopher Nolan’s epic adaptation of Homer’s classic, follows Greek hero Odysseus on a perilous journey home after the Trojan War, encountering gods, monsters, and treacherous seas while his family faces turmoil in Ithaca. Shot entirely in IMAX with a star-studded cast led by Matt Damon, it promises sweeping visuals, intense action, and Nolan’s signature scale—making it one of 2026’s most anticipated cinematic spectacles. Classic My Dinner with Andre Directed by Louis Malle Starring Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn
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2026 Mid Year Top Fives!!!
07/08/2026
2026 Mid Year Top Fives!!!
Which naturally turned into another lengthy celebration of Anne Hathaway and Michaela Cole in David Lowery’s brilliant Mother Mary. Mother Mary was number 1 for both Jeff and Sean but what else made the list? Obsession? Backrooms? I Love Boosters? Send Help? Project Hail Mary? Pillion? Remarkably Bright Creatures? Check out this week’s episode to find out. Next Week Evil Dead Burn and The Invite Classic to be announced
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Pride and Supergirl Prejudice
07/01/2026
Pride and Supergirl Prejudice
It’s the end of Pride Month and we have three LGBTQ movies on tap But first Jeff and Sean reflect on a recent convention appearance New Movies Toy Story 5 Directed by Andrew Stanton Starring Joan Cusack, Tim Allen, and Tom Hanks Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang come face-to-face with Lilypad, a brand-new tablet device that arrives with her own disruptive ideas about what is best for Bonnie. Will playtime ever be the same? Supergirl Directed by Craig Gillespie Starring Millie Alcock and Jason Mamoa When an unexpected and ruthless adversary strikes too close to home, Supergirl reluctantly joins forces with an unlikely companion for an interstellar journey of vengeance and justice. The Death of Robin Hood Directed by Michael Sarnoski Starring Hugh Jackman and Jodie Comer Grappling with his violent past, Robin Hood finds himself gravely injured after a battle that he thought would be his last. He soon gets a chance at salvation when he meets a mysterious woman and a young girl. Girls Like Girls Directed by Hayley Kiyoko Starring Myra Milloy and Zach Braff After moving to a small Oregon town to live with her estranged father, young Coley meets the charismatic Sonya, her boyfriend, Trenton, and the rest of their friends. Content to observe from a distance, Coley gets pulled into their world as sparks start to fly between the new girl and the popular girl. Leviticus Directed by Anthony Chiarella Starring Joe Bird, Stacy Clausen, and Mia Wasikowska Leviticus is a 2026 psychological horror film directed by Adrian Chiarella. The movie follows two teenage boys who are forced to escape a violent entity that shape-shifts into the person they desire most—which happens to be each other. Our Classic The Hunger (1983) Directed by Tony Scott Starring Catherine Daneuve, Susan Sarandon, and David Bowie John (David Bowie) is the lover of the gorgeous immortal vampire Miriam (Catherine Deneuve), and he's been led to believe that he'll live forever, too. Unfortunately, he quickly deteriorates into a horrible living death, and Miriam seeks a new companion. She soon sets her sights on Sarah (Susan Sarandon), a lovely young scientist, who quickly falls under Miriam's spell. However, Sarah doesn't warm up to the concept of vampirism easily, leading to conflict with Miriam.
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1996 - The Cable Guy
06/25/2026
1996 - The Cable Guy
Directed by Ben Stiller Starring Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, and Leslie Mann Cable Guy Chip Douglas makes a new friend when he gives Matthew Broderick free cable but their friendship may be short-lived when Chip finds out his new friend is no friend at all.
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We Love The Ring
06/24/2026
We Love The Ring
Bob returns! We talk about the movies Bob has seen since he was last with us. And we pay tribute to actress Daveigh Chase, Samara from The Ring who passed away recently. Sean admits he was wrong about The Ring and joins Bob and Jeff in praising the film.
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1996 - The Truth About Cats and Dogs
06/18/2026
1996 - The Truth About Cats and Dogs
The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996) Directed by Michael Lehman Starring Janeane Garofalo and Uma Thurman Abby (Janeane Garofalo) hosts a popular radio show about pets. When Brian (Ben Chaplin) calls in to ask about his quirky Great Dane, the two surprisingly hit it off. Brian pushes for a date with Abby, who is shy and a bit insecure, so she talks her ditzy neighbor Noelle (Uma Thurman) into taking her place. While the confused and oblivious Brian tries to figure out why his date is so different from the host he spoke to, Abby must work up the nerve to confess, as Noelle is also falling for Brian.
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We Love Disclosure Day
06/17/2026
We Love Disclosure Day
In the news Jeff is going to be at QC Horror Con with special guests such as Ken Foree Sean’s latest Movies of the 80s article is covering the mysterious death of actress Carol Wayne just after she’d made a huge impression on critics in the movie Heartbreakers (1984). Stop That Train Directed by Adam Shankman Starring Ru-Paul, Jujubee, and Ginger Minj Two stewardesses must save the day when a catastrophic storm threatens to derail a high-speed train. Disclosure Day Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Emily Blunt, Josh O’Connor, and Colman Domingo A meteorologist and a cybersecurity expert find themselves at the center of a movement to expose the government's cover-up of extraterrestrial secrets. Classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Melinda Dillon, and Teri Garr Science fiction adventure about a group of people who attempt to contact alien intelligence. Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss) witnesses an unidentified flying object, and even has a "sunburn" from its bright lights to prove it. Roy refuses to accept an explanation for what he saw and is prepared to give up his life to pursue the truth about UFOs.
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I Have the Power Ballad
06/10/2026
I Have the Power Ballad
New Movies this Week Masters of the Universe Directed by Travis Knight Starring Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba and Camilla Mendes The Sword of Power leads Prince Adam back to Eternia, a world shattered under the fiendish rule of Skeletor. Joining forces with Teela and Man-At-Arms, Adam must embrace his true destiny as He-Man -- the most powerful man in the universe. Scary Movie 6 Directed by Michael Tiddes Starring Anna Faris Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, Shorty, Ray, Cindy and Brenda find themselves targeted by another mad slasher. Power Ballad Directed by John Carney Starring Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas When Rick, a past-his-prime wedding singer, meets fading boy-band star Danny during a gig, the two bond over music and a late-night jam session. But when Danny turns one of Rick's songs into the hit that reignites his career, Rick sets out to reclaim the recognition he believes he deserves -- even if it means risking everything he cares about. Classic Masters of the Universe Directed by Gary Goddard Starring Dolph Lundgren and Courtney Cox When the evil Skeletor (Frank Langella) finds a mysterious power called the Cosmic Key, he becomes nearly invincible. However, courageous warrior He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) locates inventor Gwildor (Billy Barty), who created the Key and has another version of it. During a battle, one of the Keys is transported to Earth, where it is found by teenagers Julie (Courteney Cox) and Kevin (Robert Duncan McNeill). Now both He-Man and Skeletor's forces arrive on Earth searching for the potent weapon.
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1996 - Twister
06/04/2026
1996 - Twister
Twister Directed by Jan De Bont Starring Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton During the approach of the most powerful storm in decades, university professor Dr. Jo Harding (Helen Hunt) and an underfunded team of students prepares the prototype for Dorothy, a ground-breaking tornado data-gathering device conceived by her estranged husband, Bill (Bill Paxton). When Harding tells Bill that Dorothy is ready for testing -- and that their privately funded rival Dr. Jonas Miller (Cary Elwes) has stolen the idea and built his own -- Bill rejoins the team for one last mission.
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We Love Sally Field
06/03/2026
We Love Sally Field
On this week’s I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast Jeff gets Gay-splained on the internet about Friends of Dorothy Sean won’t stop investigating the disappearance of Tammy Lynn Leppert Mandolorian and Grogu finished behind a pair of original horror movies at the Box Office New Movies Backrooms Directed by Kane Parsons Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve After a therapist's patient disappears into a dimension beyond reality, she must venture into the unknown to save him. Remarkably Bright Creatures Directed by Olivia Hoffman Starring Sally Field and Lewis Pullman Through unlikely bonds formed during night shifts at a local aquarium, Tova, an elderly widow, learns of a life-changing discovery that may bring her joy and wonder once again. Pressure Directed by Anthony Maras Starring Andrew Scott and Brendan Frase The fate of the free world hangs in the balance as Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower and Capt. James Stagg faced an impossible choice -- launch the D-Day invasion or risk losing World War II altogether. Classic Chopping Mall (1986) Directed by Jim Wynorski Starring Paul Bartell and Mary Woronov The Blands from Eating Raoul appear in the first scene, steal the whole movie and leave nothing behind them.
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We Love I Love Boosters
05/29/2026
We Love I Love Boosters
This week we’re talking about Star Wars and the weird reaction to Mandalorian and Grogu Speculation that Mandalorian Grogu as a box office failure is weird. The Mandalorian and Grogu Directed by Jon Favreau Starring Pedro Pascal The evil Empire has fallen but Imperial warlords remain scattered throughout the galaxy. As the fledgling New Republic works to protect everything the Rebellion fought for, they enlist the help of legendary Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin and his young apprentice Grogu. Passenger Directed by Andrew Ovredahl Starring Jacob Scipio and Lou Llobell A few weeks into their van life adventure, a young couple witnesses an accident that leaves the driver dead. Soon, they're being pursued by a demonic stalker who's impossible to outrun and follows them wherever they go. I Love Boosters Directed by Boots Riley Starring Keke Palmer, Naomi Ackie and Demi Moore Professional shoplifters embark on a wild adventure as they target a cutthroat fashion mogul.
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We Love Is God Is
05/20/2026
We Love Is God Is
Early buzz on The Mandalorian and Grogu Weekend Box Office Obsession Directed by Curry Barker Starring Inde Navarette and Michael Johnston After breaking the mysterious "One Wish Willow" to win his crush's heart, a hopeless romantic gets exactly what he asked for. However, he soon discovers that some desires come at a dark and sinister price. Is God Is Directed by Alishea Harris Starring Kari Young and Mallori Johnson Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths. Classic Graduation Day Directed by Herb Freed Starring Starring Christopher George, Linnea Quigley Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths.
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1996 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie
05/14/2026
1996 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie Starring Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making them endure terrible movies. Exploiting his access to nearby satellite-dwellers Mike Nelson (Michael J. Nelson) and his robot pals, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), Forrester makes them watch a cheesy 1950s spaceship film. But when Mike and friends make funny comments throughout the movie and others that follow it, Forrester's plan looks increasingly flimsy.
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We Love the Movies No One is Going to See
05/13/2026
We Love the Movies No One is Going to See
Who stole Return of the Jedi? Sean shares a story about a 1980s teenager who stole a full theater print of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. The Box Office is strong at the top but good movies are still being ignored. The Devil Wears Prada 2 Directed by David Frankel Starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci Miranda Priestly struggles against Emily Charlton, her former assistant turned rival executive, as they compete for advertising revenue amid declining print media, while Miranda nears retirement. Hokum Directed by Damian McCarthy Starring Adam Scott When novelist Ohm Bauman retreats to a remote inn to scatter his parents' ashes, he's consumed by tales of a witch that haunts the honeymoon suite. Soon, disturbing visions and a shocking disappearance force him to confront dark corners of his past. Mortal Kombat 2 Directed by Simon McQuoid Starring Karl Urban Johnny Cage joins other fighters in the ultimate, no-holds-barred battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn, a powerful tyrant who threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders. The Sheep Detectives Directed by Kyle Balda Starring Hugh Jackman, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Bryan Cranston George Hardy is a shepherd who loves to read murder mysteries to his sheep, never suspecting that they can understand him. When George is found dead under mysterious circumstances, the sheep decide to solve the crime themselves, even if it means leaving their meadow for the first time and facing the fact that the human world isn't as simple as it appears in books. Classic Black Sheep Directed by Jonathan King Starring Danielle Mason Sheep-fearing Henry (Nathan Meister) returns to his brother's (Peter Feeney) New Zealand farm, hoping his sibling will buy out his share of the property. However, what he finds are genetically altered sheep that prey on humans and turn their victims into undead, woolly killers. Shear madness ensues as Henry, an animal-rights activist (Danielle Mason) and a farmhand (Tammy Davis) set out to stop the rampaging animals.
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We Love Mother Mary
04/29/2026
We Love Mother Mary
We open the show talking about the box office, Michael, the Michael Jackson biopic is a worldwide blockbuster, having made over $218 million dollars worldwide. Jeff talked about his longtime Michael Jackson fandom and where Michael exists for him in terms of legacy, Michael Directed by Antoine Fuqua Starring Jaafar Jackson, Colman Domingo, and Nia Long The story of pop superstar Michael Jackson -- from his extraordinary early days in the Jackson 5 to the visionary artist whose creative ambition fuels a relentless pursuit to become the biggest entertainer in the world. Mother Mary Directed by David Lowery Starring Michaela Cole and Anne Hathaway Long-buried wounds rise to the surface when iconic pop star Mother Mary reunites with her estranged best friend and former costume designer on the eve of her comeback performance. Classic Happy Birthday to Me Directed by J. Lee Thompson Starring Melissa Sue Anderson A preppie student fears for her sanity when the students responsible for her mother's death begin dropping like flies.
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Mummy's Day
04/22/2026
Mummy's Day
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we unwrap a mix of horror, character-driven storytelling, and a true cinematic classic! The Mummy (2026) Directed by Lee Cronin Lee Cronin brings a fresh, likely more visceral take to one of Universal’s most iconic monsters. We discuss how this new version stacks up against past iterations and whether it successfully breathes new (or undead) life into The Mummy franchise. Normal A grounded and intimate story that explores the complexities of everyday life and identity. We break down its themes, performances, and whether “normal” is ever really attainable. Lorne A character-focused film that dives into the life and psyche of its central figure. We discuss what works, what doesn’t, and how the film handles its subject matter. Classic Feature: The Mummy (1932) Directed by Karl Freund Starring Boris Karloff We travel back to the origins of cinematic horror with the original The Mummy. Anchored by Boris Karloff’s unforgettable performance, this atmospheric classic set the tone for decades of monster movies to come. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s Art at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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Faces of Tuscany Death!
04/16/2026
Faces of Tuscany Death!
Show Notes for Episode 711 – Faces of Tuscany Death This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we’re covering a packed weekend at the movies with romance, horror, psychological thrills—and a darkly iconic classic. Whether you came for Tuscany or terror, we’ve got you covered. You, Me & Tuscany A sun-soaked romantic escape that leans into charm, scenery, and second chances. Does it deliver escapism or just a postcard with dialogue? We break it down. Faces of Death The infamous title returns—bringing with it all the controversy, shock value, and questions about what audiences really want from extreme cinema. Is it still provocative, or just relic exploitation? Exit 8 A tense, mind-bending thriller that plays with perception, repetition, and dread. One of the more intriguing releases of the week—if you can keep up with it. Classic Feature: Heathers We revisit the cult classic that redefined teen movies with a pitch-black sense of humor. Winona Ryder and Christian Slater headline this biting satire of high school life, popularity, and սոցիopathic rebellion. Still as sharp—and dangerous—as ever. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s Art at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1996 - Brain Candy
04/16/2026
1996 - Brain Candy
Brain Candy Directed by Kelly Makin Starring The kids in the Hall A pharmaceutical scientist creates a pill that makes people remember their happiest memory, and although it's successful, it has unfortunate side effects.
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1996 - Down Periscope
04/09/2026
1996 - Down Periscope
Down Periscope Starring Kelsey Grammer, Rob Schneider, and Lauren Holly Cmdr. Tom Dodge is not thought of very highly among his fellow Navy officers. So when he's offered the captain's seat on a decrepit boat that is part of a simulated challenge on the water, no one expects much from him. Set on getting his underdog crew in line in order to win the event, Dodge must face off against his nemesis, Adm. Yancy Graham-- who will do anything to see Dodge disgraced and finally kicked out of the Navy.
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We Love The Drama
04/08/2026
We Love The Drama
This week Jeff and Sean roast Apple TV for yet another failure in promoting their new movies. We also talk Box Office, is the Box Office back? It was a pretty big weekend. New this week The Drama Directed by Kristoffer Borgli Starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. They Will Kill You Directed by Kirill Sokolov Starring Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, and Heather Graham A happily engaged couple get put to the test when an unexpected revelation sends their wedding week off the rails. Also Forbidden Fruits and The A.I Movie get roasted. Our Classic Rosemary’s Baby Directed by Redacted Starring Mia Farrow and Ruth Gordon A young wife comes to believe that her offspring is not of this world. Waifish Rosemary Woodhouse and her struggling actor husband Guy move to a New York City apartment building with an ominous reputation and odd neighbors Roman and Minnie Castavet. When Rosemary becomes pregnant she becomes increasingly isolated, and the diabolical truth is revealed only after Rosemary gives birth.
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1996 - The Celluloid Closet
03/26/2026
1996 - The Celluloid Closet
Directed by Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Freedman This documentary highlights the historical contexts that gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders have occupied in cinema history, and shows the evolution of the entertainment industry's role in shaping perceptions of LGBT figures. The issues addressed include secrecy -- which initially defined homosexuality -- as well as the demonization of the homosexual community with the advent of AIDS, and finally the shift toward acceptance and positivity in the modern era.
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We Love Ryan Gosling and Ready or Not 2
03/25/2026
We Love Ryan Gosling and Ready or Not 2
Movie News Oscar Ratings Drop... Maybe Moana Live Action Looks Bad Val Kilmer Rises from the Grave in A.I RIP Valerie Perrine Project Hail Mary Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Starring Ryan Gosling and Sandra Huller Science teacher Ryland Grace wakes up on a spaceship with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must solve the riddle behind a mysterious substance that's causing the sun to die out. As details of the mission unravel, he calls on his scientific training and sheer ingenuity -- but he may not have to do it alone. Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Directed by Matt Bettinelli Olpin and Tyler Gillett Starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton After surviving an all-out attack from the Le Domas family, Grace discovers she's reached the next level of the nightmarish game, and this time with her estranged sister, Faith, by her side. To survive, Grace must keep Faith alive and claim the High Seat of the Council that controls the world. Four rival families are also hunting her for the throne, and whoever wins will rule it all. Classic The Game Directed by David Fincher Starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn Nicholas Van Orton (Michael Douglas) is a successful banker who keeps mostly to himself. When his estranged brother Conrad (Sean Penn) returns on his birthday with an odd gift -- participation in a personalized, real-life game -- Nicholas reluctantly accepts. Initially harmless, the game grows increasingly personal, and Orton begins to fear for his life as he eludes agents from the mysterious game's organizers. With no one left to trust and his money gone, Orton must find answers for himself. Next Week They Will Kill You
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1996 - Oscars
03/19/2026
1996 - Oscars
The 1996 Academy Awards Amy, M.J and Sean watched the 1996 Academy Awards a cursed broadcast that features awards for Kevin Spacey and Mel Gibson as well as Mira Sorvino winning an Oscar in a Woody Allen movie, Mighty Aphrodite, and a pre-show Harvey Weinstein jump scare.
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We Didn't Hate the Oscars - Full Episode
03/18/2026
We Didn't Hate the Oscars - Full Episode
Jeff and Sean recap Oscar night. Jeff picked more winners than Sean after Sean went all in on Sinners and came up with a low number of wins. One Battle After Another was a great Best Picture choice but both Jeff and Sean felt Sinners was a deserving winner New Movies Reminders of You Directed by Vanessa Casswill Starring Maika Monroe and Tyriq Withers After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for seven years. Hoping to rebuild her life after her release, she tries to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refuse to let Kenna see her. She soon finds unexpected compassion from a local bar owner as their secret romance gives Kenna hope for a second chance. Undertone Directed by Ian Tuason Starring Nina Kiri A podcast host covering spooky content moves in to care for her dying mother. When sent recordings of a pregnant couple's paranormal encounters, she discovers their story parallels hers, each tape pushing her toward madness. Classic Amadeus (1984) Directed by Milos Foreman Starring F. Murray Abraham, Tom Hulce Once the highly regarded composer to the Viennese Court, Salieri is now an old man, unknown and confined to an asylum. After a suicide attempt he recounts his story to a young cleric, going back 30 years to his heyday at the court of Emperor Joseph II, where he first met the young Mozart. Despite Salieri's Machiavellian attempts to frustrate Mozart's progress, the great young composer attracts the favour of the Emperor. Next Week Project Hail Mary Ready or Not 2 Classic The Game
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The Mothering Effing Bride of Frankenstein
03/11/2026
The Mothering Effing Bride of Frankenstein
On this episode we remember a pair of lesser-known stars who passed away. Sean gives an update on Movies of the 80s. New Movie The Bride Directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal Written by Maggie Gyllenhaal Starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale In 1930s Chicago, groundbreaking scientist Dr. Euphronious brings a murdered young woman back to life to be a companion for Frankenstein's monster. What happens next is beyond what either of them could ever have imagined. Classic The Bride of Frankenstein Directed by James Whale Starring Boris Karloff and Elsa Lanchester After recovering from injuries sustained in the mob attack upon himself and his creation, Dr. Frankenstein (Colin Clive) falls under the control of his former mentor, Dr. Pretorius (Ernest Thesiger), who insists the now-chastened doctor resume his experiments in creating new life. Meanwhile, the Monster (Boris Karloff) remains on the run from those who wish to destroy him without understanding that his intentions are generally good despite his lack of socialization and self-control. Stick around for our Oscar Breakdown;
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