I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast
I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast starring Professional Film Critic Sean Patrick, Artist Jeff Lassiter and Bob Zerull
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1995 - Cutthroat Island
12/26/2025
1995 - Cutthroat Island
Cutthroat Island (1995) Directed by Renny Harlin Starring Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, and Frank Langella Feisty Morgan Adams (Geena Davis) inherits her late buccaneer father's galleon and one-third of a map to buried treasure located on Cutthroat Island. The map had been tattooed on her father's scalp, and to find the treasure, she must locate and scalp his two brothers. But Morgan's swashbuckling uncle, Dawg Brown (Frank Langella), wants the treasure for himself, and does battle with his headstrong niece and her unwilling accomplice, Latin-speaking physician William Shaw (Matthew Modine).
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Avatar Bro
12/24/2025
Avatar Bro
This week Sean and Jeff talk about James Cameron’s strange press tour. The director of Avatar has trouble letting go of perceived slights, pettily trying to settle scores only he cares about. Actor James Ransone has died Avatar: Fire and Ash Directed by James Cameron Starring Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Kate Winslet, Sigourney Weaver The conflict on Pandora escalates as Jake and Neytiri's family encounter a new, aggressive Na'vi tribe. The Housemaid Directed by Paul Feig Starring Amanda Seyfried, Sydney Sweeney, and Brandon Sklenar Hoping for a fresh start, a young woman becomes a live-in maid for a wealthy couple who harbour sinister secrets. Classic The Hand that Rocks the Cradle Directed by Curtis Hanson Starring Rebecca DeMornay, Annabella Sciorra When she was assaulted by her doctor, Claire Bartel (Annabella Sciorra) reported him to the police, and rather than go to prison for his crime, he killed himself. The shock of the accusations and suicide caused the doctor's pregnant wife, Peyton (Rebecca De Mornay), to have a miscarriage. Driven mad with rage, Peyton poses as a nanny for the Bartel family. Her plan: to tear Claire's life apart, seduce her husband (Matt McCoy) and eventually murder the woman she blames for ruining her life.
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We Love Rob Reiner
12/17/2025
We Love Rob Reiner
It was a heartbreaking weekend as word of the murder of Rob and Michele Reiner broke over the weekend. Jeff and Sean remember Rob’s Hollywood legacy, the impact of his incredible movies and what made them iconic. New Movies this Week Ella McCay Directed by James L. Brooks Starring Emma Mackey, Albert Brooks, Jamie Lee Curtis At 34 years old, Ella McCay becomes the governor of the state she was born and raised in. However, navigating relationships with her husband, father and brother may just be her biggest challenge yet. Silent Night Deadly Night Directed by Mike P. Nelson Starring Rohan Campbell, Ruby Modine When Billy witnesses his parents' grisly murder at the hands of Santa, it ignites a lifelong mission to spread holiday fear. Every Christmas, he dons the red suit and embarks on a blood-soaked massacre to feed his twisted sense of justice. Classic Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2 Silent Night Deadly Night 1 and 2 are sleezy, gross, disgusting movies that are so bad they are kind of good. Not genuinely good, but ironically good. We talk about all of the Silent Night Deadly Night movies in the end.
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We Love Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley
12/10/2025
We Love Shakespeare and Jessie Buckley
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast we talked about an 80s legend brought back to life. A YouTube Channel called Movies of the 80s has uncovered the legend The Krull Wedding Contest from 1983. Jeff is appearing alongside Gremlins Star Zack Galligan and former WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Lex Luger at the Quad City Toy Show July 14th and 15th in East Moline, IL, New Movies this week Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Directed by Emma Tammi Starring Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, and McKenna Grace One year has passed since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Former security guard Mike has kept the truth from his 11-year-old sister, Abby, concerning the fate of her animatronic friends. When Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy, she sets into motion a terrifying series of events that reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's. Hamnet Directed by Chloe Zhao Starring Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal William Shakespeare and his wife, Agnes, celebrate the birth of their son, Hamnet. However, when tragedy strikes and Hamnet dies at a young age, it inspires Shakespeare to write his timeless masterpiece "Hamlet." Classic Shakespeare in Love Directed by John Madden Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Josef Fiennes, Tom Wilkinson, Geoffrey Rush, Judi Dench, Ben Affleck "Shakespeare in Love" is a romantic comedy for the 1990s set in the 1590s. It imaginatively unfolds the witty, sexy and timeless tale behind the creation of the greatest love story ever told. A young Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) is out of cash and ideas, he meets his ideal woman and she inspires him to write one of his most famous plays.
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We Love Wicked for Good and Brendan Fraser
12/03/2025
We Love Wicked for Good and Brendan Fraser
In the news, help out critic Nathan Rabin. One of Sean’s favorite film critics, Nathan Rabin was hurt in a serious car accident last week. Visit his website, NathanRabin.com for information on how to support Nathan and his family. Buy his new book, The Fractured Mirror, the ultimate guide to movies about the movies. It’s available now via Nathan’s website. New Movies this Week Wicked for Good Directed by John M. Chu Starring Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh Now demonized as the Wicked Witch of the West, Elphaba lives in exile in the Ozian forest, while Glinda resides at the palace in Emerald City, reveling in the perks of fame and popularity. As an angry mob rises against the Wicked Witch, she'll need to reunite with Glinda to transform herself, and all of Oz, for good. Rental Family Directed by Hikari Starring Brendan Fraser Struggling to find purpose, an American actor lands an unusual gig with a Japanese agency to play stand-in roles for strangers. As he immerses himself in his clients' worlds, he begins to form genuine bonds that blur the lines between performance and reality. Confronting the moral complexities of his work, he soon rediscovers purpose, belonging, and the quiet beauty of human connection. Eternity Directed by David Freyne Starring Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olson, Callum Turner In an afterlife where souls have one week to decide where to spend eternity, Joan is faced with the impossible choice between the man she spent her life with, and her first love, who died young and has waited decades for her to arrive. Classic White Christmas Directed by Michael Curtiz Starring Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rosemary Clooney, and Vera Ellen Bob Wallace and Phil Davis, two army buddies, become a top-notch musical comedy team after the war and are now the toast of Broadway. While on the road in Florida, the stars become involved with two aspiring singers, the sister act of Betty and Judy. Despite some romantic complications between the couples, everything ends on a happy note when Christmas Eve brings rave reviews for the show and much-needed snowfall!
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1995 - Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
11/21/2025
1995 - Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls Directed by Steve Oedekirk Starring Jim Carrey Legendary pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) returns for another adventure when he's coerced out of retirement while on a soul-searching retreat in the Himalayas. He must now retrieve an endangered white bat from a village located in Africa. The sacred animal was offered up as a wedding dowry from the Wachootoo prince to the Wachati princess, and, if Ace can't track down the culprit behind the kidnapping in time, civil war will break out between the two rival tribes.
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1995 - Mallrats
11/20/2025
1995 - Mallrats
Mallrats 1995 Directed by Kevin Smith Starring Jason Lee, Jeremy London, Kevin Smith, Jay Mewes, Claire Forlani, Shannen Doherty, Ben Affleck T.S. (Jeremy London) and his best friend, Brodie (Jason Lee), take a trip to the mall after their girlfriends break up with them. T.S.'s girlfriend, Brandi (Claire Forlani), is participating in a dating game show at the mall, which was the initial cause of their breakup. Meanwhile, Brodie's ex, Rene (Shannen Doherty), has begun dating sleazy store manager Shannon (Ben Affleck). T.S. and Brodie seek out ways to ruin the game show, hunted all the while by Brandi's father, Jared (Michael Rooker).
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Running Man, Now You See Me Now You Don't, Keeper
11/19/2025
Running Man, Now You See Me Now You Don't, Keeper
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we cover the films hitting theaters the weekend of November 14th — plus a look back at a dystopian classic! 🎩 Now You See Me, Now You Don’t The latest in the illusionist-heist series brings more twists, more deception, and more impossible magic. The crew returns to pull off their most daring con yet — but this time, the illusion may be their undoing. 🏃 Running Man A high-octane new thriller sharing its name (but not its DNA) with the ‘80s favorite. Expect breakneck pacing, sharp satire, and social media commentary in this modern reimagining of man versus system. ⚽ Keeper A quiet, emotional drama exploring ambition, failure, and redemption through the lens of a goalkeeper’s personal struggles. The film dives deep into what it means to protect more than just the net. 🎬 Classic Review: The Running Man (1987) Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this over-the-top sci-fi action romp where reality TV meets totalitarian control. Part satire, part blood-soaked spectacle, and 100% ‘80s energy — the team revisits how this cult classic holds up today. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s Art at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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Die My Love, Christy & Predator Badlands
11/12/2025
Die My Love, Christy & Predator Badlands
Reminder, Kiss of the Spider Woman is now available on streaming rental services so Sean and Jeff revisited it in our news segment. RIP Sally Kirkland New Movies Christy Directed by David Michod Starring Sydney Sweeney, Ben Foster Christy Martin never imagined life beyond her small-town roots in West Virginia, until she discovered a knack for punching people. Fueled by grit, raw determination, and an unshakable desire to win, she charges into the world of boxing under the guidance of her trainer and manager-turned-husband, Jim. Flaunting a fiery persona in the ring, her toughest battles start to unfold outside of it as she confronts family, identity, and a relationship that just might become life-or-death. Die My Love Directed by Lynne Ramsey Grace, a writer and young mother, is slowly slipping into madness. Locked away in an old house in Montana, her increasingly agitated and erratic behaviour leaves her companion, Jackson, worried and helpless. Predator Badlands Directed by Dan Trachtenberg Starring Dimetrius Schuster Koloamatangi, Elle Fanning Cast out from its clan, an alien hunter and an unlikely ally embark on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary. Classic Predator (1987) Directed by John McTiernan Dutch, a soldier of fortune, is hired by the U.S. government to secretly rescue a group of politicians trapped in Guatemala. But when Dutch and his team, which includes weapons expert Blain and CIA agent George, land in Central America, something is wrong. After finding a string of dead bodies, the crew discovers they are being hunted by a brutal creature with superhuman strength and the ability to disappear into its surroundings.
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We Love Bugonia
11/05/2025
We Love Bugonia
News Jeff is Headed to a Convention in Champaign, Illinois Did Lionsgate bury The Anniversary New Movies Bugonia Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos Starring Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons Two conspiracy-obsessed men kidnap the CEO of a major company when they become convinced that she's an alien who wants to destroy Earth. Frankenstein (2025) Directed by Guillermo Del Toro Starring Oscar Isaac, Jacob Elordi and Mia Goth A brilliant but egotistical scientist brings a monstrous creature to life in a daring experiment that ultimately leads to the undoing of both the creator and his tragic creation. Classic Frankenstein (1931) Directed by James Whale Starring Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Mae Clarke This iconic horror film follows the obsessed scientist Dr. Henry Frankenstein as he attempts to create life by assembling a creature from body parts of the deceased. Aided by his loyal misshapen assistant, Fritz, Frankenstein succeeds in animating his monster, but it escapes into the countryside and begins to wreak havoc. Frankenstein searches for the elusive being and eventually must confront his tormented creation.
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Springsteen, Shelby, Regretting You and Classic Badlands
10/29/2025
Springsteen, Shelby, Regretting You and Classic Badlands
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, the guys break down the new releases hitting theaters the weekend of October 24th — a lineup that mixes music, inspiration, heartbreak, and raw human drama. Plus, the Undisputed Classic takes us back to Terrence Malick’s haunting debut. Springsteen A heartfelt and intimate portrait of The Boss himself. The film captures Bruce Springsteen’s enduring impact on music and working-class America, offering a soulful reflection on creativity, legacy, and the cost of fame. Shelby A high-octane biopic about the legendary automotive designer Carroll Shelby — exploring his triumphs, rivalries, and relentless drive to push the limits of speed and innovation. Regretting You A powerful family drama adapted from Colleen Hoover’s bestselling novel. A mother and daughter’s fractured relationship is tested by love, loss, and buried secrets that force them to confront the past — and each other. Undisputed Classic: Badlands (1973) Directed by Terrence Malick Starring Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek A poetic and chilling tale of young lovers on the run. Malick’s debut film remains one of cinema’s most haunting meditations on innocence, violence, and the American dream. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s Art at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts!
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1995 - Jade
10/23/2025
1995 - Jade
Jade Directed by William Friedkin Starring David Caruso, Linda Fiorentino When a prominent art dealer is found murdered, the man's death leads to an intriguing investigation steeped in sex, corruption and crime. District Attorney David Corelli (David Caruso) gets assigned to the case and discovers that a key suspect is his ex-lover Katrina Gavin (Linda Fiorentino), a beautiful psychologist who has settled down with his old friend and peer, Matt (Chazz Palminteri). As Corelli gets deeper into the case, he uncovers dark secrets with far-reaching implications.
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We Love Kiss of the Spider Woman
10/22/2025
We Love Kiss of the Spider Woman
This week on I Hate Critics Good Fortune Directed by Aziz Ansari Starring Aziz Ansari, Keanu Reeves, and Seth Rogen A well-meaning but inept angel named Gabriel meddles in the lives of a struggling gig worker and a wealthy venture capitalist. After the Hunt Directed by Luca Guadagnino Starring Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield, and Ayo Edibiri A college professor finds herself at a personal and professional crossroad when a star student levels an accusation against one of her colleagues, threatening to expose a dark secret from her own past. Kiss of the Spider Woman Directed by Bill Condon Starring Jennifer Lopez, Diego Luna, and Tomatiuh A political prisoner named Valentín shares a cell with a man named Molina. They form an unlikely bond as Molina recounts a Hollywood musical plot. The Black Phone 2 Directed by Scott Derrickson Starring Ethan Hawke, Mason Thames, Madeleine McGraw Bad dreams haunt 15-year-old Gwen as she receives calls from the black phone and sees disturbing visions of three boys being stalked at a winter camp. Accompanied by her brother, Finn, they head to the camp to solve the mystery, only to confront the Grabber -- a killer who's grown even more powerful in death. Classic Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge Directed by Jack Sholder Starring Mark Patton, Robert Englund Jesse Walsh (Mark Patton) moves with his family into the home of the lone survivor from a series of attacks by dream-stalking monster Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund). There, Jesse is bedeviled by nightmares and inexplicably violent impulses. It turns out Freddy needs a host body to carry out his gruesome vendetta against the youth of Springwood, Ohio. While Freddy gains influence, Jesse and his girlfriend, Lisa (Kim Myers), race against the clock trying to figure out what's going on.
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RIP Diane Keaton
10/15/2025
RIP Diane Keaton
This week on the show... Tron, Tron Legacy, Tron Ares Tron Ares Directed by Joaquim Ronning Starring Jared Leto, Greta Lee, Jeff Bridges Mankind encounters AI beings for the first time when a highly sophisticated programme, Ares, leaves the digital world for a dangerous mission in the real world. Roofman Directed by Derek Cianfrance Starring Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, Peter Dinklage After escaping from prison, former soldier and professional thief Jeffrey Manchester finds a hideout inside a Toys "R" Us, surviving undetected for months while planning his next move. However, when Jeffrey falls for a divorced mom, his double life starts to unravel, setting off a compelling and suspenseful game of cat and mouse as his past closes in. Classic Looking for Mr. Goodbar Directed by Richard Brooks Starring Diane Keaton, Richard Gere, William Atherton (Description courtesy of Google, not the I Hate Critics Podcast) Raised in a strict Catholic family, Theresa (Diane Keaton) teaches deaf children during the day and cruises singles bars and discos at night. Theresa favors rough sex with random suitors, ignoring the advances of well-meaning but nerdy social worker James (William Atherton). Instead, Theresa pursues the likes of Tony (Richard Gere), whose threatening knife and swagger excite her. Theresa indulges in increasingly dangerous encounters, putting her life at risk.
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1995 - To Die For
10/13/2025
1995 - To Die For
To Die For Directed by Gus Van Sant Starring Nicole Kidman, Joaquin Phoenix and Matt Dillon Suzanne Stone is a weather reporter at her small-town cable station, but she dreams of being a big-time news anchor. However, she feels that her middle-class husband is holding her back, so she decides to have him murdered. For this, she enlists Jimmy, a high school boy who is enamored with her. The plan doesn't work exactly as she intended, though, and her husband's family starts to suspect that she was involved in his death.
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We Love Good Boy
10/08/2025
We Love Good Boy
Good Boy Directed by Ben Leonberg Starring Indy the Dog A man moves into a new home that has supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities start to threaten him, his brave dog comes to the rescue. The Smashing Machine Directed by Bennie Safdie Starring Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt MMA fighter Mark Kerr reaches the peak of his career but faces personal hardships along the way. Anemone Directed by Ronan Day Lewis Starring Daniel Day Lewis Hidden secrets and long-buried resentments come to light when two estranged brothers reunite at a primitive cabin deep in the woods of Northern England. Classic Rocky Horror Picture Show Directed by Jim Sharman Starring Susan Sarandon, Tim Curry, Barry Bostwick In this cult classic, sweethearts Brad (Barry Bostwick) and Janet (Susan Sarandon), stuck with a flat tire during a storm, discover the eerie mansion of Dr. Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry), a transvestite scientist. As their innocence is lost, Brad and Janet meet a houseful of wild characters, including a rocking biker (Meat Loaf) and a creepy butler (Richard O'Brien). Through elaborate dances and rock songs, Frank-N-Furter unveils his latest creation: a muscular man named "Rocky."
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1995 - Showgirls
10/03/2025
1995 - Showgirls
Showgirls Directed by Paul Verhoeven Starring Elizabeth Berkley, Gina Gershon, and Kyle McLachlan Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley) arrives in Las Vegas with only a suitcase and a dream of becoming a top showgirl. She quickly befriends Molly (Gina Ravera), who works at the high-profile Stardust Hotel, and lands a job at a seedy strip club. A chance meeting with Cristal (Gina Gershon), the Stardust's marquee dancer, and her powerful boyfriend, Zack (Kyle MacLachlan), brings Nomi one step closer to realizing her dream. But, as she ascends to the top, Nomi begins to wonder if it's all worth it.
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1995 - Too Wong Foo
10/02/2025
1995 - Too Wong Foo
Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar Directed by Beeban Kidran Starring Patrick Swayze, Wesley Snipes, John Lequizamo Elite Manhattan drag queens Vida Boheme (Patrick Swayze) and Noxeema Jackson (Wesley Snipes) impress regional judges in competition, securing berths in the Nationals in Los Angeles. When the two meet pathetic drag novice Chi-Chi Rodriguez (John Leguizamo) -- one of the losers that evening -- the charmed Vida and Noxeema agree to take the hopeless youngster under their joined wing. Soon the three set off on a madcap road trip across America and struggle to make it to Los Angeles in time.
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One Battle After Another
10/01/2025
One Battle After Another
Dead of Winter A haunting survival-horror thriller where isolation, paranoia, and the brutal cold become as dangerous as the threat lurking outside. Strangers: Chapter 2 The terrifying saga continues with more relentless home-invasion horror. Can the victims outwit their masked tormentors, or is escape impossible? Eleanor the Great A moving drama following Eleanor, a woman determined to reclaim her independence and rediscover her sense of purpose against all odds. One Battle After Another A war drama that examines both the brutality of combat and the emotional toll carried long after the fighting ends. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's Art at Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen!
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We Love A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
09/24/2025
We Love A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
This week on I Hate Critics Sean recommends a couple limited release movies, The Baltimorons and Doin’ It while not recommending Orlando Bloom in The Cut On the main show.... Him Directed by Justin Tipping Written by Skip Bronke, Zack Akers, Justin Tipping Starring Tyriq Withers, Marlon Wayans, Tim Heidecker, Julia Fox, and Jim Jeffries Cameron Cade is a rising quarterback who suffers a potentially career-ending injury after being attacked by an unhinged fan. Just when all seems lost, Cam receives a lifeline when his hero, Isaiah White, offers to train him at an isolated compound. However, as the training accelerates, Isaiah's charisma turns into something darker, sending Cam down a disorienting rabbit hole that may cost him more than he ever bargained for. A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Directed by Kogonada Written by Kogonada Starring Colin Farrell, Margo Robbie, Phoebe Waller Bridge, and Kevin Kline Through a surprising twist of fate, single strangers Sarah and David get to relive important moments from their respective pasts, illuminating how they got to where they are in the present. Classic La La Land Directed by Damian Chazelle Written by Damian Chazelle Starring Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling and John Legend Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) and Mia (Emma Stone) are drawn together by their common desire to do what they love. But as success mounts they are faced with decisions that begin to fray the fragile fabric of their love affair, and the dreams they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.
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1995 - A Walk in the Clouds
09/18/2025
1995 - A Walk in the Clouds
A Walk in the Clouds Directed by Alfonso Arau Starring Keanu Reeves, Aitana Sanchez Gijon, Anthony Quinn When soldier Paul Sutton (Keanu Reeves) is on his way home after World War II, he realizes that he barely knows his young wife, Betty (Debra Messing). With the couple's relationship strained and Paul haunted by memories of the war, he is happy to have a diversion in the form of beautiful traveler Victoria Aragon (Aitana Sánchez-Gijón). Circumstances force Paul to pose as Victoria's new husband for her close-knit Mexican-American family, a situation that brings tension and unexpected results.
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RIP Robert Redford
09/17/2025
RIP Robert Redford
The Conjuring Last Rites Directed by Michael Chaves Starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga In 1986 paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to Pennsylvania to vanquish a demon from a family's home. Spinal Tap 2 The End Continues Directed by Rob Reiner Starring Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, and Rob Reiner Documentarian Marty DiBergi follows estranged Spinal Tap bandmates David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls as they search for a drummer and prepare for a reunion concert in New Orleans. Joined by music royalty Paul McCartney and Elton John, Spinal Tap wrestles with their checkered past to put on a show that they hope will solidify their place in the pantheon of rock 'n' roll. The Long Walk Directed by Francis Lawrence Starring Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, and Mark Hamill Teens participate in a grueling high-stakes contest where they must continuously walk or be shot by a member of their military escort. Classic Spinal Tap Directed by Rob Reiner Starring Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Rob Reiner "This Is Spinal Tap" shines a light on the self-contained universe of a metal band struggling to get back on the charts, including everything from its complicated history of ups and downs, gold albums, name changes and undersold concert dates, along with the full host of requisite groupies, promoters, hangers-on and historians, sessions, release events and those special behind-the-scenes moments that keep it all real.
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We Love The Toxic Avenger
09/03/2025
We Love The Toxic Avenger
The Toxic Avenger Directed by Macon Blair Starring Peter Dinklage and Kevin Bacon A janitor becomes a social outcast when a freak accident at a chemical factory turns him into a mutant. However, he soon uses his newfound superhuman strength to battle slimy criminals and a corrupt CEO Caught Stealing Directed by Darren Aronofsky Starring Austin Butler When his punk-rock neighbour asks him to take care of his cat for a few days, New York City bartender Hank Thompson suddenly finds himself caught in the middle of a motley crew of threatening gangsters who all want a piece of him. The Roses Directed by Jay Roach Starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Olivia Colman Life seems easy for picture-perfect couple Theo and Ivy: successful careers, a loving marriage, great kids. However, a tinderbox of fierce competition and hidden resentments soon emerge when Theo's career nosedives and Ivy's own ambitions take off. Classic The War of the Roses Directed by Danny Devito Starring Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas After 17 years of marriage, Barbara (Kathleen Turner) and Oliver Rose (Michael Douglas) want out. The trouble is, neither one wants to part with their opulent home. So begins a long war between husband and wife, reaching farcical heights that leave much of the house -- not to mention their lives -- in shambles. The couple's children (Sean Astin, Heather Fairfield) watch in horror while lawyer Gavin D'Amato (Danny DeVito) tries his best to stem the bloodshed.
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1995 - Dangerous Minds
08/29/2025
1995 - Dangerous Minds
Dangerous Minds Directed by John N. Smith Starring Michelle Pfeiffer, George Dzundza Former Marine Louanne Johnson (Michelle Pfeiffer) lands a gig teaching in a pilot program for bright but underachieving teens at a notorious inner-city high school. After having a terrible first day, she decides she must throw decorum to the wind. When Johnson returns to the classroom, she does so armed with a no-nonsense attitude informed by her military training and a fearless determination to better the lives of her students -- no matter what the cost.
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We Love Eden
08/28/2025
We Love Eden
Trust Directed by Carlson Young Starring Sophie Turner, Billy Campbell, and Katey Sagal A Hollywood starlet retreats to a remote cabin after a scandal -- but she's not alone. Betrayed by the man she trusted the most, she soon finds herself trapped in a brutal game of survival. Relay Directed by David Mackenzie Starring Riz Ahmed, Lily Collins A bribe broker facilitates deals between corrupt companies and their threats. He breaks his own rules when a client needs protection, complicating his usual operations. Honey Don’t Directed by Ethan Coen Starring Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, and Chris Evans Small-town private investigator Honey O'Donahue probes a series of strange deaths that are tied to a mysterious church. Eden Directed by Ron Howard Starring Sydney Sweeney, Jude Law, Daniel Bruhl, Vanessa Kirby, Ana de Armas A group of disillusioned Europeans settles on a remote, uninhabited island in the Galápagos. They soon discover that their greatest threat isn't the brutal climate or deadly wildlife, but one another. As tensions spiral and desperation takes hold, a twisted power struggle unfolds, leading to betrayal, violence and death. Our Classic Blow Out Directed by Brian De Palma Starring John Travolta, Nancy Allen, and John Lithgow While recording sound effects for a slasher flick, Jack Terri (John Travolta) stumbles upon a real-life horror: a car careening off a bridge and into a river. Jack jumps into the water and fishes out Sally (Nancy Allen) from the car, but the other passenger is already dead -- a governor intending to run for president. As Jack does some investigating of his tapes, and starts a perilous romance with Sally, he enters a tangled web of conspiracy that might leave him dead.
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1995 - The Brothers McMullen
08/21/2025
1995 - The Brothers McMullen
The Brothers McMullan Directed by Ed Burns Starring Ed Burnds, Mike McGlone and Rem Lazar When you're a good Irish Catholic, you choose one person to be with for the rest of your life. But how can you be sure you've found "the one"? Each of the three brothers McMullen turns up a different answer to that question in this warm-hearted romantic comedy about the reality of true love and familial bonds. "The Brothers McMullen" is not about flash or style; it's about the basic connections people pursue every day as they struggle with family, relationships and personal identity.
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We Love Nobody 2
08/20/2025
We Love Nobody 2
Nobody Directed by Ilya Naishuller Starring Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen, RZA, Christopher Lloyd Hutch Mansell fails to defend himself or his family when two thieves break into his suburban home one night. The aftermath of the incident soon strikes a match to his long-simmering rage. In a barrage of fists, gunfire and squealing tires, Hutch must now save his wife and son from a dangerous adversary -- and ensure that he will never be underestimated again. Nobody 2 Directed by Timo Tjahjanto Starring Bob Odenkirk, Sharon Stone, Connie Nielsen, RZA, Christopher Lloyd Workaholic assassin Hutch Mansell takes his family on a much-needed vacation to the small tourist town of Plummerville. However, he soon finds himself in the crosshairs of a corrupt theme-park operator, a shady sheriff, and a bloodthirsty crime boss. Classic True Lies Directed by James Cameron Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, and Bill Paxton Secretly a spy but thought by his family to be a dull salesman, Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is tracking down nuclear missiles in the possession of Islamic jihadist Aziz (Art Malik). Harry's mission is complicated when he realizes his neglected wife, Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis), is contemplating an affair with Simon (Bill Paxton), a used-car salesman who claims he's a spy. When Aziz kidnaps Harry and Helen, the secret agent must save the world and patch up his marriage at the same time.
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1995 - Waterworld, Net
08/13/2025
1995 - Waterworld, Net
Waterworld Directed by Kevin Reynolds Starring Kevin Costner After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner (Kevin Costner), have adapted to the ocean by developing gills. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and her young companion, Enola (Tina Majorino), as they escape from a hostile artificial island. Soon the sinister Smokers are pursuing them in the belief that Enola holds the key to finding the mythical Dryland. The Net Directed by Irwin Winkler Starring Sandra Bullock Computer programmer Angela Bennett (Sandra Bullock) starts a new freelance gig and, strangely, all her colleagues start dying. Does it have something to do with the mysterious disc she was given? Her suspicions are raised when, during a trip to Mexico, she's seduced by a handsome stranger (Jeremy Northam) intent on locating the same disc. Soon Angela is tangled up in a far-reaching conspiracy that leads to her identity being erased. Can she stop the same thing from happening to her life?
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Freakier Weapons
08/12/2025
Freakier Weapons
Freakier Friday Directed by Nisha Ganatra Starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis Two decades after an identity crisis, Anna's blended family faces new challenges. Tess and Anna discover their past may be repeating with the next generation. Weapons Directed by Zach Cregger Starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin When all but one child from the same classroom mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance. Ebony and Ivory Directed by Jim Hosking Two musical legends gather at a Scottish Cottage on The Mull of Kintyre for a tense summit to discuss a potential collaboration that will ultimately result in a global Number One smash hit single. Classic Bloody Birthday Directed by Edward Hunt As their 10th birthday approaches, three children, born prematurely during a complete solar eclipse, turn murderous.
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Fantastic 4, Naked Gun, Together
08/06/2025
Fantastic 4, Naked Gun, Together
This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we take a look at the weekend box office releases for August 1st—including a reboot, a remake, and an emotional indie drama. Fantastic 4 Another attempt to bring Marvel’s first family to the big screen—will this reboot finally get it right? We break down the casting, the story choices, and whether it holds a candle to previous iterations… for better or worse. Naked Gun Yes, that Naked Gun. A reboot of the iconic slapstick franchise that starred Leslie Nielsen hits theaters, and we ask the important question: can modern comedy recapture the absurd brilliance of the original? Or should some franchises be left untouched? Together An indie drama with a powerful emotional core. We dive into this intimate, relationship-driven film and discuss how well it balances its themes of love, grief, and connection. A smaller release, but one that may leave a big impact. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff's art at 🎬 Read Sean’s reviews at Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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