I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast
I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast starring Professional Film Critic Sean Patrick, Artist Jeff Lassiter and Bob Zerull
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We Love Emilia Perez
11/21/2024
We Love Emilia Perez
In this episode of I Hate Critics, we dive into three intriguing new releases and revisit a classic holiday favorite! New Releases: Red One Directed by Jake Kasdan and starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons, and Kiernan Shipka. When a villain kidnaps Santa Claus, an E.L.F. (Extremely Large and Formidable) operative teams up with the world’s greatest tracker to save Christmas in this action-packed holiday adventure. Emilia Perez Directed by Jacques Audiard and featuring Karla Sofia Gascón, Zoe Saldana, and Selena Gomez. This unique film tells the story of a notorious cartel boss who enlists a lawyer to help fulfill a lifelong dream: retiring and transitioning into life as a woman. A Real Pain Directed by Jesse Eisenberg and starring Eisenberg himself alongside Kieran Culkin. Two estranged cousins reconnect during a trip to Poland to honor their grandmother but must confront family secrets and unresolved issues along the way. Classic Pick: Home for the Holidays Directed by Jodie Foster and starring Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., and Anne Bancroft. This dysfunctional family Thanksgiving movie is a heartwarming and hilarious reminder of why we sometimes dread the holidays. Follow Us Online: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check Out More: Jeff’s art at Sean’s reviews at Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
11/15/2024
1994 - Mary Shelly's Frankenstein
1994 continues to be one of the worst years for movies of all time with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Mary Shelly's Frankenstein Directed by Kenneth Branagh Starring Kenneth Branagh's ego Drowning in the ego of Kenneth Branagh, Mary Shelley's legendary monster story miscasts Robert De Niro as the monster while doing everything to indulge the ego of star and director Kenneth Branagh.
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We Love Anora, Hugh Grant, and Tony Todd
11/14/2024
We Love Anora, Hugh Grant, and Tony Todd
This episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast is a celebration of love for memorable movies and iconic performances. We review two exciting new films and pay tribute to a legendary horror actor. Anora Directed by Sean Baker Starring Mikey Madison This week, we dive into Anora, a striking film from Sean Baker. Mikey Madison shines as Anora, a Brooklyn sex worker who finds herself in a modern-day Cinderella story after marrying the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch. But just as her dreams seem within reach, the fairytale turns dark when his family arrives from Russia, determined to end the marriage. Heretic Directed by Beck and Woods Starring Hugh Grant Next up, Heretic takes us into suspenseful and sinister territory. Hugh Grant plays the enigmatic Mr. Reed, a twisted character who traps two young missionaries in his home, forcing them into a deadly game of survival. It’s a thrilling tale of faith, fear, and resilience. Classic: Candyman Directed by Bernard Rose Starring Tony Todd In tribute, we remember Tony Todd, who passed away in 2024. Known best for his chilling performance as Candyman, Todd’s legacy in horror cinema is unparalleled. His imposing presence, unforgettable voice, and dedication to his craft have left an indelible mark on fans and filmmakers alike. R.I.P. Tony Todd (1954–2024). Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's art at and read Sean's reviews at . Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - The Road to Wellville
11/11/2024
1994 - The Road to Wellville
The Road to Wellville Directed by Alan Parker A staunch advocate of healthy living, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (Anthony Hopkins) opens a sanitarium that promotes his progressive, if eccentric, ideas about optimal well-being. Among the clients who arrive at the facility are the opportunistic Charles Ossining (John Cusack), who is keen on marketing Kellogg's cereal, and the wealthy Will Lightbody (Matthew Broderick) and his wife, Eleanor (Bridget Fonda). This comedy is inspired by an actual spa run by Dr. Kellogg at the turn of the century.
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1994 - Shawshank Redemption
11/08/2024
1994 - Shawshank Redemption
The Shawshank Redemption Directed by Frank Darabon Starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is sentenced to two consecutive life terms in prison for the murders of his wife and her lover and is sentenced to a tough prison. However, only Andy knows he didn't commit the crimes. While there, he forms a friendship with Red (Morgan Freeman), experiences brutality of prison life, adapts, helps the warden, etc., all in 19 years.
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We Love Women of the Hour
11/07/2024
We Love Women of the Hour
In this episode, we review two new films and revisit a time-travel classic! Here Directed by Robert Zemeckis, starring Tom Hanks and Robin Wright This introspective drama from Zemeckis follows multiple generations of couples and families as they inhabit the same home over a century. With Tom Hanks and Robin Wright leading the cast, Here dives into the layers of connection, change, and continuity within the walls of a single house. Woman of the Hour Directed by Anna Kendrick, starring Anna Kendrick and Daniel Zovatto Set in 1970s Los Angeles amidst a wave of sensational murders, this film marks Anna Kendrick’s directorial debut. She also stars as a young actress who unknowingly encounters a serial killer while appearing on a dating show. Woman of the Hour blends tension and dark humor with chilling real-life inspiration. Classic Film: Back to the Future Directed by Robert Zemeckis, starring Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd No Zemeckis spotlight would be complete without Back to the Future! This iconic 1980s sci-fi adventure follows Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) as he travels back to the 1950s in Doc Brown’s (Christopher Lloyd) modified DeLorean. He must ensure his parents fall in love to safeguard his future—and find a way back to his own time. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out and at Sean at the Movies. Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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We Hate Venom The Last Dance
10/30/2024
We Hate Venom The Last Dance
In this episode, we dive into Venom: The Last Dance, directed by Kelly Marcel and starring Tom Hardy. Eddie Brock and Venom are back with a choice that could change everything as they’re pursued by a relentless military figure and alien monsters from Venom’s home planet. Will the duo survive, and what sacrifices must they make along the way? We also review Conclave, a taut thriller directed by Edward Berger and starring Ralph Fiennes, John Lithgow, and Stanley Tucci. This film brings audiences into the Vatican’s hidden corridors as Cardinal Lawrence unearths secrets that threaten the very core of the Catholic Church during a papal election. Next up is Your Monster, directed by Caroline Lindy and starring Melissa Barrera and Tommy Dewey. This unique horror-comedy follows Laura Franco, an actress rediscovering her strength after meeting a strange, charismatic monster living in her closet. For our classic pick, we revisit Agnes of God (1985). Directed by Norman Jewison and starring Jane Fonda, Meg Tilly, and Anne Bancroft, this tense drama pits science and faith against each other in a mystery involving a young nun’s shocking secrets. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's art at and read Sean's reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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We Love Florence Pugh
10/23/2024
We Love Florence Pugh
In this episode, we dive into Apple's troubled release of Wolfs. What went wrong, and why did such a promising film stumble out of the gate? We also discuss the film We Live in Time, starring Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield. This poignant drama, directed by John Crowley, follows the unexpected and emotional journey of Almut and Tobias as they navigate the limits of time in their unconventional love story. Next, we revisit the terrifying world of Smile and its sequel Smile 2. In Smile, directed by Parker Finn, Dr. Rose Cotter faces a spiraling nightmare after witnessing a traumatic event with a patient. In Smile 2, pop sensation Skye Riley, played by Naomi Scott, battles her own horrors as fame and darkness collide. We also take a look at the horror classic The Ring (2002), directed by Gore Verbinski and starring Naomi Watts. This iconic tale of a cursed videotape still holds its place as a staple of modern horror, and we revisit its chilling story. Timestamps: Wolfs Release Discussion – Why did Apple fumble? We Live in Time – Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield's heartwarming drama Smile – Parker Finn’s unique take on horror Smile 2 – Naomi Scott faces terror on a global stage The Ring – Revisiting the 2002 horror classic Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's art at and read Sean's reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - Pulp Fiction
10/21/2024
1994 - Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) Directed by Quentin Tarentino Starring Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Uma Thurman Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions. In this ultra-hip, multi-strand crime movie, their storyline is interwoven with those of their boss, gangster Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) ; his actress wife, Mia (Uma Thurman) ; struggling boxer Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis) ; master fixer Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) and a nervous pair of armed robbers, "Pumpkin" (Tim Roth) and "Honey Bunny" (Amanda Plummer).
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1994 - Ed Wood
10/17/2024
1994 - Ed Wood
Ed Wood (1994) Directed by Tim Burton Starring Johnny Depp and Martin Landau Because of his eccentric habits and bafflingly strange films, director Ed Wood (Johnny Depp) is a Hollywood outcast. Nevertheless, with the help of the formerly famous Bela Lugosi and a devoted cast and crew of show-business misfits who believe in Ed's off-kilter vision, the filmmaker is able to bring his oversize dreams to cinematic life. Despite a lack of critical or commercial success, Ed and his friends manage to create an oddly endearing series of extremely low-budget films.
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Jeff Loves Terrifier 3
10/15/2024
Jeff Loves Terrifier 3
In this week's episode, we dive into a variety of films that span genres from political drama to horror, biographical documentary, and classic superhero cinema. The Apprentice Directed by Ali Abbasi Starring Sebastian Stan, Jeremy Strong This riveting drama explores the rise of a young Donald Trump in 1970s New York. Under the mentorship of ruthless lawyer Roy Cohn, Trump learns the cutthroat world of power and ambition, laying the foundation for his future as a global figure. Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong deliver compelling performances in this intriguing look at one of the most controversial figures in modern history. Saturday Night Directed by Jason Reitman Starring Gabriel LaBelle, Corey Michael Smith, Lamorne Morris Step into the chaos and creativity behind the launch of "Saturday Night Live" in 1975. As the first show looms, Lorne Michaels and a group of young comedic talents work furiously to bring their vision to life. Jason Reitman directs a nostalgic and pressure-filled journey back to the early days of a pop-culture institution. Terrifier 3 Directed by Damian Leone Starring David Howard Thornton, Lauren LeVera Art the Clown is back, and he's out to make the holiday season just as terrifying as Halloween. Picking up after the horrors of Terrifier 2, Sienna and her brother try to find peace, but Art has other plans. Damian Leone brings the chills with another intense entry into the Terrifier franchise, and fans won’t want to miss the blood-soaked festivities. Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story Directed by Ian Bonhote, Peter Ettedgui This documentary takes a deep look at the life of actor Christopher Reeve, from his rise to fame as Superman to his tragic horse-riding accident that left him paralyzed. The film focuses on Reeve's journey of recovery, advocacy for spinal cord injury research, and his enduring legacy as both a superhero and an inspirational figure. Classic Superman (1978) Directed by Richard Donner Starring Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder Revisit the iconic superhero film that introduced audiences to the definitive Superman, played by Christopher Reeve. From the destruction of Krypton to Clark Kent’s transformation into the Man of Steel, Superman remains one of the greatest superhero movies of all time. We discuss why this film still holds up and the magic that Reeve brought to the role.
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We Love Joker Folie à Deux
10/10/2024
We Love Joker Folie à Deux
This week on the podcast, we dive into three very different films, starting with White Bird, directed by Marc Forster and starring Helen Mirren. The film follows Julian, a boy who has been struggling with guilt after being expelled for bullying Auggie Pullman. Julian’s grandmother, played by Mirren, shares her powerful story of survival and first love in Nazi-occupied France. Next, we discuss Joker: Folie à Deux, the highly anticipated sequel to Joker, directed by Todd Phillips and starring Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga. Arthur Fleck returns as Joker, and this time, we meet Harley Quinn, his partner in chaos, as the two form a twisted bond within Arkham State Hospital. We also go back to the horror classic Maniac, directed by William Lustig and starring Joe Spinell. This gritty 1980 film follows a deranged killer on a bloody rampage through New York City, influenced by his traumatic childhood and obsession with his mother. Timestamps: 00:00 – Intro 05:15 – White Bird Review 24:30 – Joker: Folie à Deux Review 42:10 – Maniac Review Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s art at and read Sean’s reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - Only You
10/06/2024
1994 - Only You
Only You Directed by Norman Jewison Starring Marisa Tomei, Robert Downey Jr, Bonnie Hunt A childhood incident has convinced Faith Corvatch (Marisa Tomei) that her true love is a guy named "Damon Bradley," but she has yet to meet him. Preparing to settle down and marry a foot doctor, Faith impulsively flies to Venice when it seems that she may be able to finally encounter the man of her dreams. Instead, she meets the charming Peter Wright (Robert Downey Jr.). But can they fall in love if she still believes that she is intended to be with someone else?
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We Feel Nothing About Megalopolis
10/03/2024
We Feel Nothing About Megalopolis
In this episode, we dive into some compelling new releases along with a classic gem from a legendary director. Here’s what we’ve got in store: My Old Ass Starring Maisy Stella and Aubrey Plaza An 18th-birthday mushroom trip sends Elliott on a wild journey where she meets her 39-year-old self. The older Elliott brings sharp humor and wise advice, prompting the younger one to rethink her approach to love, family, and a life-changing summer. Lee Starring Kate Winslet and Alexander Skarsgård Kate Winslet takes on the role of Elizabeth 'Lee' Miller, the fashion model turned war photographer, in a gripping portrayal of her rise to become one of the most acclaimed war correspondents during World War II. Azrael Starring Samara Weaving, Nathan Stewart-Jarrett Years after the apocalypse, Azrael must evade a cult of mute zealots who seek to recapture her after a daring escape from their clutches. This post-apocalyptic thriller is bound to keep you on edge. Megalopolis Directed by Francis Ford Coppola Starring Adam Driver Francis Ford Coppola returns with an ambitious epic about a utopian visionary, Cesar (Adam Driver), who clashes with the regressive Mayor Cicero. Can art and idealism thrive against greed and the status quo? Classic Pick: The Conversation (1974) Directed by Francis Ford Coppola Starring Gene Hackman In this classic thriller, Gene Hackman stars as Harry Caul, a surveillance expert whose work leads him down a path of paranoia and obsession. A haunting, masterful film from Coppola that explores the dangers of voyeurism and guilt. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's art at and read Sean's reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - Terminal Velocity
09/29/2024
1994 - Terminal Velocity
Terminal Velocity Directed by Deran Serafian Starring Charlie Sheen, Nastassia Kinski A skydiving instructor is plunged into the world of international espionage when one of his pupils falls to her death. When he is blamed for her death and his training centre is closed down, he becomes suspicious and decides to investigate. The Scout Directed by Michael Ritchie Starring Albert Brooks, Brendan Fraser Al Percolo (Albert Brooks), a scout for the New York Yankees, is sent to Mexico after his latest prospect (Michael Rapaport) has a breakdown on the field. In Mexico, Al attends a local baseball game in which Steve Nebraska (Brendan Fraser) is playing and is impressed when he witnesses Steve's fastball and his home runs. Al returns to New York with Steve and gets him signed to the Yankees. But, as Steve begins to behave strangely, Al is told he must bring him to a psychiatrist (Dianne Wiest).
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We Love The Substance
09/27/2024
We Love The Substance
Directed by: Coralie Fargeat Starring: Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley In The Substance, Elisabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore), a famed aerobics star, is suddenly fired on her 50th birthday. Reeling from the blow, she’s offered a mysterious substance by a laboratory that promises to make her a better version of herself. But with the promise of transformation comes unexpected consequences. Join us as we dive into this psychological thriller and discuss its themes of aging, body image, and the pursuit of perfection. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s art at and read Sean’s reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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We Love Speak No Evil!!!!
09/20/2024
We Love Speak No Evil!!!!
In this episode, we dive into the unsettling psychological horror film Speak No Evil and explore what makes it one of the most disturbing movies of recent years. We break down its chilling atmosphere, tense dynamics, and why it lingers in your mind long after the credits roll. Next, we review Killer's Game, directed by J.J. Perry and starring Dave Bautista and Sophia Boutella. This action-packed thriller follows a hitman diagnosed with a terminal illness who puts a hit on himself, only to face off against a series of assassins targeting his ex-girlfriend. Can Joe Flood survive his own demise while rekindling an old flame? We’ll let you know! Tune in for our thoughts on both films, and stay with us for more movie news and reviews. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff’s art at and read Sean’s reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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1994 - Timecop
09/19/2024
1994 - Timecop
Timecop Directed by Peter Hyams Starring Jean Claude Van Damme, Ron Silver, Mia Sara "When mankind perfects time travel, the government establishes the Time Enforcement Commission to thwart criminal attempts to alter the timeline. Police officer Walker (Jean-Claude Van Damme) is recruited by TEC Cmdr. Matuzak (Bruce McGill), but soon finds his investigation of Senator Aaron McComb (Ron Silver) being thwarted by elements within the government. When Walker's wife, Melissa (Mia Sara), is attacked, he must travel across time to rescue her and save the future."
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Friday the 13th Part 2 Commentary Track - Bonus Patreon Episode
09/13/2024
Friday the 13th Part 2 Commentary Track - Bonus Patreon Episode
Jeff and Sean do commentary to Friday the 13th Part 2.
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We Like the Original Beetlejuice
09/11/2024
We Like the Original Beetlejuice
In this episode, we dive into the chilling new horror film The Front Room, directed by Sam and Max Eggers and starring Brandy Norwood and Kathryn Hunter. As newly pregnant Belinda faces the uncomfortable reality of her mother-in-law moving in, her world quickly spirals out of control. Can she protect her unborn child from the sinister intentions lurking within her home? Next, we revisit a cult classic with Beetlejuice (1988), directed by Tim Burton. Starring Michael Keaton as the chaotic and mischievous Beetlejuice, alongside Geena Davis, Alec Baldwin, and Winona Ryder, we explore the Maitlands' haunting troubles, the Deetz family's unconventional arrival, and the mayhem that ensues when Beetlejuice is called upon to "help." Finally, we discuss the highly anticipated sequel Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024). Tim Burton returns to the director's chair, with Michael Keaton reprising his iconic role. He’s joined by Winona Ryder and Monica Bellucci in this continuation, where three generations of the Deetz family find themselves once again ensnared by Beetlejuice’s antics. Lydia’s rebellious daughter stumbles upon a portal to the afterlife, and chaos is only a few words away from unleashing Beetlejuice once more. Join us as we delve into these haunted tales and the enduring legacy of Beetlejuice! Follow Us: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Check out Jeff's art at and read Sean's reviews at . Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe!
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We Love Strange Darlings
09/05/2024
We Love Strange Darlings
In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a lineup of new releases that take us from the shadowy streets of revenge to the eerie depths of space. The Crow (Directed by Rupert Sanders) – Bill Skarsgard and FKA Twigs star as Eric Draven and Shelly Webster, soulmates whose tragic murders ignite a quest for vengeance from beyond the grave. Can Draven balance the scales of justice, or will his pursuit lead him deeper into darkness? Blink Twice (Directed by Zoe Kravitz) – Channing Tatum and Naomi Ackie headline this thriller where a chance encounter at a billionaire’s gala spirals into a nightmare vacation. As tech mogul Slater King’s island paradise turns sinister, Frida must navigate the murky waters of truth and deception to survive. Strange Darling (Directed by J.T Mollner) – Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner deliver intense performances in this psychological thriller. A seemingly innocent one-night stand devolves into a deadly game with a serial killer, where nothing is as it appears. Slingshot (Directed by Mikael Hafstrom) – Casey Affleck, Emily Beecham, and Laurence Fishburne star in this sci-fi thriller that explores the fragile boundaries of reality and sanity. An astronaut's mission to Saturn’s moon, Titan, takes a perilous turn as he struggles with isolation and existential dread. Afraid (Directed by Chris Weitz) – In a chilling look at the future of smart homes, John Cho and Katherine Waterston play a family caught in the grip of AIA, an advanced digital assistant that learns to control every aspect of their lives. What starts as convenience quickly turns to a battle for survival as AIA's intentions become increasingly sinister. Tune in as we break down these films and share our thoughts on their twists, thrills, and chills. Plus, hear our latest rants, raves, and what’s got us excited in the world of cinema this week! Follow us on social media for more updates and reviews: Thanks for listening, and don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a review!
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1994 - Milk Money
09/02/2024
1994 - Milk Money
Milk Money Directed by Richard Benjamin Starring Melanie Griffith, Ed Harris Three young boys pool their money and pay V (Melanie Griffith), a kindhearted prostitute, to strip for them. Afterward, she drives them home to the suburbs -- but then her car breaks down. It's just as well, though, because a mobster named Waltzer (Malcolm McDowell) is after her, and V realizes the suburbs are the perfect place to hide. But things get a lot more complicated when V falls in love with Tom (Ed Harris), a single father who is unaware of her real profession.
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1994 - Blankman
08/27/2024
1994 - Blankman
Blankman (1994) Directed by Mike Binder Written by Damon Wayans, J.F Lawton Starring Damon Wayans, David Allen Grier, Robin Givens Release Date August 19th, 1994 After his grandmother is killed in a Mafia hit, Darryl (Damon Wayans) fashions a bulletproof overcoat to wear over red long johns, becoming Blankman, a superhero without any superpowers save some inventive tinkering skills. When Blankman's crime-fighting crusade causes a sensation around the city of Metro, Darryl's brother Kevin (David Alan Grier) reluctantly agrees to become Blankman's sidekick, Other Guy, to impress local news anchor Kimberly (Robin Givens), but the mob is fighting back.
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Purple Rain, Alien (Romulus) & Caligula (The Ultimate Cut)
08/22/2024
Purple Rain, Alien (Romulus) & Caligula (The Ultimate Cut)
In this episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a diverse lineup of films ranging from the provocative to the nostalgic. First up is Caligula: The Ultimate Cut, the notorious historical drama directed by Tinto Brass, starring Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, and Peter O'Toole. This new cut offers a fresh perspective on the controversial classic. Next, we discuss Skincare, a 2024 crime thriller directed by Austin Peters and starring Elizabeth Banks and Nathan Fillion. This tense and stylish film brings a gripping narrative that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We also review Jackpot!, a 2024 action comedy directed by Paul Feig. The film stars Awkwafina and John Cena in a wild tale of a former child star who wins a $3.6 billion lottery, only to find herself targeted by a host of dangerous adversaries in a futuristic California. Alien: Romulus, the latest installment in the iconic Alien franchise, is up next. Directed by Fede Álvarez, this 2024 sci-fi horror thriller brings us back to the terrifying world of xenomorphs with a new cast led by Cailee Spaeny and Isabela Merced. This film is set between the events of the original Alien and Aliens and promises to deliver the tension and horror fans have come to expect. Finally, we take a trip back to the '80s with a look at Purple Rain, the 1984 romantic rock musical drama starring Prince. Directed by Albert Magnoli, this film is a showcase of Prince's immense talent, blending music, drama, and romance into a cult classic that continues to resonate today. Don't forget to follow us on social media and support the podcast through our Patreon and TeePublic store. You can also check out Jeff's art and Sean's reviews through the links below. Social Media Links: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: TeePublic: YouTube: Jeff’s Art: Sean’s Reviews: Tune in to hear our thoughts on these films and more!
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1994 - Color of Night
08/21/2024
1994 - Color of Night
Color of Night Directed by Richard Rush Starring Bruce Willis, Jane March, Ruben Blades, Scott Bakula New York psychologist Bill Capa becomes traumatised and flees to Los Angeles after one of his patients commits suicide. When a fellow doctor there is brutally murdered, the psychologist agrees to take on his clients, with chilling results.
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We Love Cuckoo
08/15/2024
We Love Cuckoo
In this episode, we dive into an action-packed lineup of new releases. Borderlands Directed by Eli Roth, Borderlands brings us back to the chaotic world of Pandora. With an all-star cast including Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black, and Jamie Lee Curtis, this film promises explosive action, alien monsters, and a band of misfits on a quest for one of Pandora’s most dangerous secrets. It Ends With Us Directed by Justin Baldoni, It Ends With Us stars Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni in a heart-wrenching drama about love, trauma, and difficult choices. Follow Lily Bloom’s journey as she navigates a complicated relationship with a charming neurosurgeon while confronting the shadows of her past. Cuckoo From director Tilman Singer comes Cuckoo, a psychological horror film starring Hunter Schafer and Dan Stevens. This chilling tale takes us to the German Alps, where a young girl named Gretchen is haunted by strange noises and terrifying visions, leading her to a shocking family secret. Classic Pick: Forbidden Zone (1980) We take a trip back to the bizarre world of Forbidden Zone, directed by Richard Elfman. Featuring a surreal adventure with the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, this cult classic remains a wild, unforgettable ride with characters like little King Fausto and his queen. Connect With Us: Website: Facebook: X: Instagram: Patreon: TeePublic: YouTube: Jeff's Art: Sean’s Reviews:
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1994 - North
08/13/2024
1994 - North
North (1994) Directed by Rob Reiner Written by Rob Reiner Starring Bruce Willis, Elijah Wood, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Jason Alexander North (Elijah Wood) is a talented and bright kid, but his mom (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and dad (Jason Alexander) are utterly preoccupied with other things in their lives, leaving him largely ignored. Advised by a mysterious man (Bruce Willis) who pops up on occasion, North decides to legally separate himself from his parents and goes on a search across the globe for the ideal mother and father. Unfortunately for the young boy, most of the people that he meets have very little potential.
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We Love the Sixth Sense - 25th Anniversary
08/08/2024
We Love the Sixth Sense - 25th Anniversary
On this special episode, we celebrate M. Night Shyamalan's birthday and the 25th anniversary of his groundbreaking film, The Sixth Sense. Movies Discussed: The Sixth Sense Release Date: August 6th, 1999 Director: M. Night Shyamalan Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette The Village Director: M. Night Shyamalan Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard, Adrien Brody, William Hurt Lady in the Water Director: M. Night Shyamalan Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeffrey Wright Trap Director: M. Night Shyamalan Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Josh Hartnett, Hayley Mills, Allison Pill Our Social Media Links: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Tee Public: YouTube: Jeff’s Art: Sean’s Reviews: Join us as we delve into the twists and turns of Shyamalan's filmography and celebrate his contributions to the world of cinema!
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We Love Deadpool vs Wolverine
08/01/2024
We Love Deadpool vs Wolverine
Directed by: Shawn Levy Written by: Ryan Reynolds and others Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, and a cast of thousands. Synopsis: Deadpool's peaceful existence comes crashing down when the Time Variance Authority recruits him to help safeguard the multiverse. He soon unites with his would-be pal, Wolverine, to complete the mission and save his world from an existential threat. Discussion Topics: This week is all about Deadpool & Wolverine. We're diving deep into these iconic characters from their debut in movies to how we first learned about them outside of the cinematic universe. We'll discuss X-Men (2000) and its follow-ups, including X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine (2016), Deadpool 1 and 2, and Logan, all leading up to Deadpool & Wolverine. Join the Conversation: Website: Facebook: X (formerly Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: Jeff's Art: Sean's Reviews:
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1994 - I Love Trouble
07/25/2024
1994 - I Love Trouble
I Love Trouble (1994) Directed by Charles Shyer Written by Charles Shyer, Nancy Meyers Starring Nick Nolte, Julia Roberts Release Date June 29th, 1994 Worn-down Peter Brackett (Nick Nolte) and ambitious Sabrina Peterson (Julia Roberts) are reporters working for rival newspapers. Assigned to cover a train derailment, the two journalists meet at the scene and immediately can't stand each other. But when they suspect a deadly government conspiracy behind the crash, the two rivals work together to break the story. While they expose corrupt scientists and butt heads every step of the way, Peter and Sabrina's competitive tiffs turn into romance.
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