I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast

I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast starring Professional Film Critic Sean Patrick, Artist Jeff Lassiter and Bob Zerull

We Don’t Care About Jurassic World Rebirth 07/10/2025

1995 - Leprechaun 3 & Might Morphin Power Rangers 07/07/2025

Save Megan 2.0!!! 07/07/2025

1995 - Batman Forever 06/26/2025

28 Years Later 06/25/2025

We Love The Life of Chuck 06/18/2025

Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter Commentary Track - Bonus Patreon Episode 06/13/2025

We Love Bring Her Back 06/11/2025

We Love Bring Her Back This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we cover a wild mix of genres—stylish revenge thrillers, quirky capers, shark horror, supernatural suspense, and a cult classic thriller. Ballerina Directed by Len Wiseman Starring Ana de Armas, Keanu Reeves Set in the John Wick universe, Ballerina follows Eve Macarro, trained by the deadly Ruska Roma, as she unleashes her skills on an army of assassins in her quest to avenge her father's murder. The Phoenician Scheme Directed by Wes Anderson Starring Benicio Del Toro, Mia Threapleton In classic Anderson fashion, this film delivers a visually whimsical and tonally oddball tale of inheritance, danger, and absurdity as a nun becomes the unlikely heir to a business empire under siege from international foes. Dangerous Animals Directed by Sean Byrne Starring Hassie Harrison A sun-soaked nightmare with blood in the water. A surfer named Zephyr is held captive by a shark-worshiping serial killer aboard his boat, racing to escape before becoming bait in a gruesome ritual. Bring Her Back Directed by Michael and Danny Philippou Starring Sally Hawkins, Billy Barratt, Sora Wong From the creators of Talk to Me comes another chilling descent into supernatural terror. A foster home hides sinister secrets when two siblings witness a horrifying ritual that puts their souls—and sanity—at risk. Classic Review: Mute Witness (1995) Directed by Anthony Waller Starring Marina Zudina, Faye Ripley This criminally underrated ‘90s thriller follows a mute makeup artist who accidentally stumbles upon a snuff film being made in a Russian studio. What follows is a tense and terrifying game of survival against the Russian mafia. 🎧 Whether you’re in the mood for high-octane action, art house eccentricity, or brutal horror, this episode has something for every film fan. Follow Us Online: 🌐 Website: 👍 Facebook: 🐦 Twitter/X: 📸 Instagram: 💵 Support us on Patreon: 👕 Merch: ▶️ YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff's artwork: 📝 Read Sean's film reviews: 💬 Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe on your favorite podcast platform! /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36947600

1995 - Bridges of Madison County 06/09/2025

1995 - Johnny Mnemonic 05/29/2025

Mission: Impossible Watching Hurry Up Tomorrow 05/28/2025

1995 - Crimson Tide 05/15/2025

Shadow Force 05/14/2025

Shadow Force This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, Jeff and Sean discuss two new documentaries stirring up buzz in the film world: The Dark Side of Society, which explores the cult horror hit Society, and Megadoc, a behind-the-scenes look at Francis Ford Coppola’s long-gestating and enigmatic Megalopolis. New Releases Shadow Force Directed by Joe Carnahan Starring Omar Sy and Kerry Washington An estranged couple with a dangerous past are forced back together when their former employers—a secretive shadow ops unit—put a deadly bounty on their heads. With their son in tow, they must outrun trained killers and reconcile old wounds. Fight or Flight Directed by James Madigan Starring Josh Hartnett Mid-air mayhem erupts as a mercenary tracks a mysterious figure known only as "The Ghost" on an international flight. When it’s revealed the plane is packed with assassins targeting them both, survival depends on an uneasy alliance. Clown in a Cornfield Directed by Eli Craig Starring Katie Douglas and Kevin Durand A small town’s hidden rage takes a terrifying turn when a vengeful clown emerges from the cornfields, targeting residents one by one. Part slasher, part social commentary, this horror flick mixes bloodshed with rural paranoia. Classic Review: The Funhouse (1981) Directed by Tobe Hooper Starring Elizabeth Berridge In this underrated cult classic, a group of teens sneaks into a traveling carnival for an overnight thrill—but their night of mischief turns deadly when they witness a murder inside the Funhouse. Trapped inside with a disfigured killer, it’s a fight to survive until morning. Coming Next Week: Final Destination: Bloodline Hurry Up Tomorrow Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff’s Art at 📝 Read Sean’s Reviews at Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe! /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36558570

We Love Florence Pugh 05/08/2025

We Love Florence Pugh On this week’s episode of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, Sean and Jeff celebrate one of the most dynamic actresses working today—Florence Pugh. From indie dramas to superhero blockbusters, she’s proven her versatility again and again. We take a deep dive into her incredible career, discussing highlights like Fighting with My Family, Macbeth, The Falling, A Good Person, Little Women, Oppenheimer, and, of course, Midsommar. New Releases: The Surfer Directed by Lorcan Finnegan Starring Nicolas Cage A man returns to his childhood beach to surf with his son, only to be humiliated by territorial locals. What starts as a quiet trip turns into a psychological and physical war of wills. The Shrouds Directed by David Cronenberg Starring Vincent Cassel, Diane Kruger, and Guy Pearce In classic Cronenberg fashion, this eerie sci-fi tale follows a grieving tech entrepreneur who invents a machine to communicate with the dead—blurring the line between life, death, and obsession. Another Simple Favor Directed by Paul Feig Starring Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick The stylish thriller returns as Stephanie heads to Italy to support her enigmatic friend Emily—only to find herself wrapped up in another web of secrets, lies, and possibly revenge. Thunderbolts Directed by Jake Schreier Starring Florence Pugh, David Harbour, Sebastian Stan, and Lewis Pullman Marvel’s team of misfits and antiheroes—including Yelena Belova—are thrown together for a dangerous mission where survival means confronting their most painful pasts. Spotlight: The Career of Florence Pugh We break down the rise of Florence Pugh—how she’s become one of our favorite performers and why she continues to command the screen no matter the genre. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: Twitter/X: Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff’s Art: 📝 Read Sean’s Reviews: Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36481245

1995 - While You Were Sleeping 05/07/2025

We Love Revenge of the Sith 04/30/2025

We Love Sinners 04/23/2025

We Love Sinners This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, we dive into a bloody fairy tale twist, some high-stakes espionage, and a terrifying date night from hell—plus a couple of drum beats and a vampire classic for good measure. The Death of Snow White Directed by Jason Brooks – Starring Sanae Loutsis This isn’t the Disney version. Snow White is on the run from her wicked stepmother and finds herself aligned with a group of seven dwarves… who are less "Hi-Ho" and more "psycho." Expect gore, survival horror, and a dark twist on a childhood favorite. Warfare Directed by Alex Garland & Ray Mendoza – Starring Will Poulter, Charles Melton, Joseph Quinn A gritty war drama where a Navy SEAL surveillance mission in Iraq goes horribly wrong. Packed with tension, chaos, and Garland’s signature existential dread. Count Me In Directed by Mark Lo – Featuring Stewart Copeland, Claire Ferguson, Chad Smith, Clem Burke A celebration of rock’s heartbeat—this documentary features some of music’s most iconic drummers sharing what it means to keep time and create rhythm. Warning: you might be inspired to buy a drum kit afterward. The Amateur Directed by James Hawes – Starring Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, Rachel Brosnahan After losing his wife in a terrorist attack, a CIA codebreaker goes rogue. Fueled by grief and intelligence, he sets out on a globe-spanning mission of revenge when the agency fails him. Drop Directed by Christopher Landon – Starring Meghann Fahy, Brandon Sklenar What starts as a romantic evening for a widowed mom quickly devolves into psychological torment when a mysterious figure threatens her family unless she commits murder. Tense, intimate, and full of suspense. Sinners Directed by Ryan Coogler – Starring Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Miles Caton, Delroy Lindo Twin brothers return home hoping for peace, only to find that evil doesn't forget. A southern Gothic drama that mixes family trauma with spiritual reckoning and small-town menace. Classic Review: Fright Night (1985) Directed by Tom Holland – Starring William Ragsdale, Chris Sarandon, Roddy McDowall Teenage horror nerd Charley Brewster is convinced his new neighbor is a vampire. No one believes him, so he turns to a B-movie TV host for help. Campy, creepy, and a total ‘80s gem. Follow Us Online: 🎧 Website: 📘 Facebook: 🐦 Twitter/X: 📸 Instagram: 💸 Patreon: 👕 Merch: 📺 YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff's artwork: 📝 Read Sean's reviews: Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen! /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36276595

1995 - Stuart Saves His Family 04/17/2025

I Hate Critics Episode of the Beast 666 04/16/2025

I Hate Critics Episode of the Beast 666 This week Sean and Jeff talked about the most evil or ‘devilish’ movies in history in honor of I Hate Critics episode 666 Both Sean and Jeff offered their Top 5 Demon/Devil Movies and had Bob been able to join us, we would have stayed on theme with three Top 6 countdowns but it simply didn’t make sense without him. Sean - Abby (1974) An archaeologist (William Marshall) tries to rid a minister's (Terry Carter) wife (Carol Speed) of a spewing demon dug up in Nigeria. The Devil and Father Amorth (2018) In 1973 he brought us the film classic, The Exorcist. 45 years later, Academy Award-winning director William Friedkin brings us the real thing. The Last Exorcism 2010 After years of gulling the faithful, cleric Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian) feels remorse and decides to expose his chicanery through filming a documentary. With a crew in tow, Marcus arrives at the Louisiana farm of devout Louis Sweetzer, who believes that his daughter, Nell, is possessed. When the usual stunts fail, he realizes that he is face-to-face with real evil and must summon true faith to protect Nell, the others and himself from demonic power. The Witch (2015) In 1630 New England, panic and despair envelops a farmer, his wife and their children when youngest son Samuel suddenly vanishes. The family blames Thomasin, the oldest daughter who was watching the boy at the time of his disappearance. With suspicion and paranoia mounting, twin siblings Mercy and Jonas suspect Thomasin of witchcraft, testing the clan's faith, loyalty and love to one another. Hereditary (Number 1 for both Sean and Jeff) When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter and grandchildren begin to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry, trying to outrun the sinister fate they have inherited. Jeff’s Remaining List Prince of Darkness 1987 Poking around in a church cellar, a priest (Donald Pleasence) finds an otherworldly vial filled with slime. Frightened, he brings his discovery to a circle of top scholars and scientists, who eventually learn that the strange liquid is the essence of Satan. The slime then begins to seep out, turning some of the academics into zombified killers. As the possessed battle the survivors, student Kelly (Susan Blanchard) is infected by a large quantity of the liquid and becomes Satan personified. House of the Devil (2009) Desperate to make some money so she can move into a new apartment, college student Samantha Hughes (Jocelin Donahue) takes a mysterious babysitting job. When she arrives at the house, Mr. Ulman (Tom Noonan) mentions a full lunar eclipse and explains there is no child, but that Samantha will be watching his mother instead. After exploring the sinister-seeming house, Samantha soon comes to realize that her employers are hiding a horrifying secret and have plans to use her, dead or alive. Exorcist 3 (1990) Police Lt. Kinderman (George C. Scott) notices similarities between his current murder investigation and the methods used by the Gemini killer (Brad Dourif) who was executed 15 years before. He soon discovers a hospitalized mental patient (Jason Miller) claiming to be the dead serial killer, but who looks uncannily like a priest Kinderman knew who died during an exorcism. As more bodies are found, Kinderman looks for connections between the two supposedly dead men. Devil (2010) Five strangers' day begins with an elevator ride in a Philadelphia office tower. But, what happens next is anything but ordinary. The elevator gets stuck, and the trapped passengers, who expected to be together just a few minutes, now face the revelation of their secrets and transgressions. Frightening events turn annoyance into terror, as they begin to realize that one of their number is Lucifer himself. /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36182830

1995 - Tommy Boy 04/10/2025

We Love Val Kilmer - RIP 04/09/2025

We Love Val Kilmer - RIP This week on the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast, Sean is riding high on a renewed wave of appreciation for one of his long-standing favorites — the Wachowskis’ Speed Racer. With a growing fanbase finally recognizing the brilliance of the 2008 cult classic, we dive into what makes it such an enduring visual spectacle. New Releases: 🎮 Minecraft: The Movie Directed by Jared Hess Starring Jack Black, Jason Momoa, Danielle Brooks Four misfit kids are pulled into the pixelated Overworld, where they team up with the legendary Steve to navigate the blocky terrain and complete a quest that might be their only ticket back home. 🐾 The Friend Directed by Scott McGehee & David Siegel Starring Naomi Watts, Bill Murray, and one giant Great Dane Iris, a solitary New York writer, inherits a massive dog named Apollo that turns her life upside down—furniture, apartment, and emotional stability all included. A gentle dramedy with big heart (and big paws). 🪓 Hell of a Summer Directed by Finn Wolfhard & Billy Bryk Starring Finn Wolfhard, Billy Bryk, Fred Hechinger, and Abby Quinn What starts as a classic summer camp comedy turns into a slasher homage full of laughs and bloodshed. It’s a nostalgic, fun, and surprisingly sharp horror throwback with a Gen Z twist. Classic Segment: The Many Faces of Val Kilmer This week, we pay tribute to the career of the great Val Kilmer. 🎥 Sean Recommends: The Salton Sea Spartan Real Genius 🎥 Jeff Recommends: Batman Forever Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 📽️ Also recommended: Val, the moving documentary chronicling Kilmer’s life and work, now streaming. And then... there's our official “classic” review of Top Secret (1984), directed by the Zuckers and Jim Abrahams. Let’s just say, it’s a wild ride. Whether it lands or crashes and burns depends on your tolerance for absurdity. Follow Us: Website: Facebook: X (Twitter): Instagram: Patreon: Merch: YouTube: 🎨 Check out Jeff’s artwork: 📝 Read Sean’s reviews: Rate, review, and subscribe — and tell your Great Dane we said hi. /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/36062380

1995 - Candyman Farewell to the Flesh & Party Girl 04/03/2025

Stand Up for Art… Do it for Drew 04/02/2025

Stand Up for Art… Do it for Drew This week, we dedicate our episode to the legendary Drew Struzan, the iconic artist behind some of the most memorable movie posters of all time. Struzan, whose work defined the visual identity of films like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Back to the Future, can no longer create due to his battle with Alzheimer’s. Jeff and Sean take a moment to celebrate his legacy, discuss the documentary Drew: The Man Behind the Poster, and make the case for why real, human-created art needs to be protected. New Movie Reviews: The Death of a Unicorn 🦄 Directed by Alex Scharfman ⭐ Starring Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Will Poulter, Téa Leoni, and Richard E. Grant A darkly comedic and twisted tale of corporate greed gone wrong when a father and daughter accidentally hit a unicorn with their car—only to see its mystical properties exploited for sinister purposes. A Working Man 🔨 Directed by David Ayer 📝 Written by Sylvester Stallone & David Ayer 🎭 Starring Jason Statham, Michael Peña, and David Harbour A blue-collar action thriller about a former black ops soldier turned construction worker who is pulled back into a deadly world when he goes after human traffickers. Expect a gritty, hard-hitting ride. The Woman in the Yard 👻 Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra 🖊️ Written by Sam Stefanik 🎭 Starring Danielle Deadwyler A chilling supernatural horror film about a grieving widow who is haunted by a spectral woman warning her that "today's the day." Is it a warning… or a threat? Classic Review: Drew: The Man Behind the Poster 🎨 Directed by Erik Sharkey 👥 Featuring Drew Struzan, Guillermo Del Toro, George Lucas, and Frank Darabont A must-watch documentary that explores the life and artistry of Drew Struzan, whose posters became as legendary as the movies they advertised. Bonus Discussion: The Economics of Tommy Boy Sean makes an impassioned economic case for the 1995 comedy Tommy Boy. Why does it still matter? Read his full 1,500-word essay , and stay tuned for the upcoming Tommy Boy retrospective on I Hate Critics 1995. Follow Us: 🌍 📘 🐦 📸 🎙️ 🛍️ 📺 🎨 Jeff’s Art: 📝 Sean’s Reviews: Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! /episode/index/show/everyoneisacriticpodcast/id/35970025

Empathy Rules 03/26/2025

1995 - Muriel's Wedding 03/20/2025

Black Bag, Novacaine, Opus & 1995's Party Girl 03/19/2025

Mickey 17, Rule Breakers, The Rule of Jenny Pen 03/12/2025

Oscars Recap and The Apartment 03/10/2025

1995 - Billy Madison 03/03/2025

1995 - Heavyweights 02/28/2025

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