I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast
I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast starring Professional Film Critic Sean Patrick, Artist Jeff Lassiter and Bob Zerull
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We Recommend Digger
10/07/2026
We Recommend Digger
On this edition of the I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast... Sean and Jeff talk about the first pieces of media that genuinely terrified them. New in Theaters Verity Directed by Michael Showalter Starring Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson Verity follows struggling writer Lowen Ashleigh, who is hired to complete a bestselling author’s series after an accident leaves her incapacitated. Moving into the author’s home, Lowen uncovers a disturbing manuscript that blurs the line between truth and fiction, pulling her into a tense web of secrets, obsession, and mistrust. Digger Directed by Alejandro G. Inarritu Starring TOm Cruise, Jesse Plemons, Sandra Huller Digger follows an ultra-wealthy oil magnate whose Greenland drilling causes a crack in an ice shelf, triggering a looming global disaster he scrambles to spin as proof of his heroism. This satirical black comedy blends farce and climate crisis commentary, with Tom Cruise delivering a transformative, prosthetic-heavy performance alongside a strong ensemble cast Classic Favorite Dystopian Future Movies
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We Love Primetime
09/30/2026
We Love Primetime
Box Office Update: Avengers Endgame stuns in return to top of the box office Victorian Psycho shifts to November release Fockers sequel moved off of Thanksgiving New Movies The Heart of the Beast Directed by David Ayer Starring Brad Pitt After surviving a plane crash, a former special forces soldier finds himself trapped in the unforgiving Alaskan wilderness with his combat dog. Together, they battle the elements and other animals in a harsh landscape that would likely kill any other man or dog. Primetime Directed by Lance Oppenheim Starring Robert Pattinson Chris Hansen, host of "To Catch a Predator," sets out to make television history in 2006. Classic M Directed by Fritz Lang Starring Peter Lorre In this classic German thriller, Hans Beckert, a serial killer who preys on children, becomes the focus of a massive Berlin police manhunt. Beckert's heinous crimes are so repellant and disruptive to city life that he is even targeted by others in the seedy underworld network. With both cops and criminals in pursuit, the murderer soon realizes that people are on his trail, sending him into a tense, panicked attempt to escape justice.
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We Love Zach Cregger
09/23/2026
We Love Zach Cregger
Camp Miasma is going on tour Resident Evil Wins the Box Office The Weight Directed by Padraic McKinley Starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe Imprisoned in a labour camp run by an unscrupulous overseer, a man becomes entangled in a perilous gold smuggling scheme in his pursuit to regain custody of his daughter. Resident Evil Directed by Zach Cregger Starring Austin Abroams A medical courier finds himself in a desperate fight for survival against bloodthirsty, mutated creatures. Classic This Week Zombie Movies Night of the Living Dead Day of the Dead Dawn of the Dead 28 Days Later 28 Years Later Italian Zombi movies
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We Love The Uprising
09/17/2026
We Love The Uprising
Box Office Talk: Practical Magic 2 underwhelms despite knocking Spider-Man out of the top spot at the box office. Practical Magic 2 Directed by Susanne Bier Starring Nicole Kidman, Sandra, Bullock, Maisie Williams and Joey King Two witches must confront the dark curse that threatens to unravel their family once and for all. The Uprising Directed by Paul Greengrass Starring Andrew Garfield, Jamie Bell, and Thomasin Mackenzie In 1831 plague swept across Europe, killing half the population of England. As King Richard II and the oligarchs impose a brutal tax on the poorest members of society, a farmer's simmering discontent erupts into full-blown anger. Within days, he leads a ferocious rebellion as thousands of commoners march on London in the name of justice and freedom. Classic Practical Magic (1998) Directed by Griffin Dunne Starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman Sally and Gillian Owens, born into a magical family, have mostly avoided witchcraft themselves. But when Gillian's vicious boyfriend, Jimmy Angelov, dies unexpectedly, the Owens sisters give themselves a crash course in hard magic. With policeman Gary Hallet growing suspicious, the girls struggle to resurrect Angelov -- and unwittingly inject his corpse with an evil spirit that threatens to end their family line.
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Onslaught is Not Bad
09/09/2026
Onslaught is Not Bad
This Week Sean and Jeff talk about the return of the movie theater. Box office numbers are through the roof even as new movies flopped over the weekend. New Movies Onslaught Directed by Adam Wingard Starring Adria Arjona An Army sniper unleashes her lethal skills to protect her young daughter from a rogue squad of genetically engineered soldiers. By Any Means Directed by Elegance Bratton Starring Yahya Abdul Mateen and Mark Wahlberg An FBI agent teams up with mob hit man Greg Scarpa to investigate the murders of civil rights leaders in the 1960s Mississippi. Classic Just Before Dawn Directed by Jeff Lieberman Starring Gregg Henry and Chris Lemmon Five young people venture into the backwoods of Oregon to claim a property, and find themselves being stalked by a hulking, machete-wielding psychopath.
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We Love Tim Curry
09/02/2026
We Love Tim Curry
Blue Beetle is getting a second chance as a supporting character in Man of Tomorrow Coyote Vs. Acme Directed by Dave Green Starring Will Forte, Lana Condor, John Cena, and Wile E Coyote When ACME products fail him one too many times in his dogged pursuit of the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote decides to hire a down-on-his-luck lawyer to sue the corporation. Finding Emily Directed by Alicia MacDonald Spike Fearn and Angourie Rice When a lovesick musician is given the wrong number for his dream girl, he teams up with a driven psychology student to find her. Together, they spark a hilarious, campus-wide frenzy that tests their own hearts and ambitions along the way. It Ends Directed by Alexander Ullom Starring Phinehas Yoon Out for a late-night drive, friends turn onto a never-ending, two-lane hellscape surrounded by untold horrors and cosmic forces beyond their understanding. Crammed inside a jeep with miles stretching infinitely ahead, they face a choice: embrace their new existence or fight to escape it. Buddy Directed by Casper Kelly Starring Cristina Milioti, Keegan Michael Key Dressed as a unicorn, a beloved children's TV host reveals his true self as a dark and violent force of nature. Classic The Career of Tim Curry
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1996 - Jack
09/02/2026
1996 - Jack
1996 Jack Starring Robin Williams After an unusually short pregnancy, Karen Powell (Diane Lane) gives birth to a baby boy whose body ages much faster than the normal rate. With her husband, Brian (Brian Kerwin), Karen raises their son, Jack (Robin Williams), who appears to be a 40-year-old man when he is only 10. Though Jack ages rapidly physically, he is mentally and emotionally still a young boy, which causes him considerable difficulty. Eventually, Jack gains the support of his peers, which helps him live a fuller life.
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1996 - Chain Reaction
09/01/2026
1996 - Chain Reaction
Chain Reaction Starring Keanu Reeves At a Chicago university, a research team that includes brilliant Eddie Kasalivich (Keanu Reeves) experiences a breakthrough: a stable form of fusion that may lead to a waste-free energy source. However, Dr. Paul Shannon (Morgan Freeman) has ties to a private company that wants to exploit the technology, so Kasalivich and Dr. Lily Sinclair (Rachel Weisz) are framed for murder, and the fusion device is stolen. On the run from the FBI, they must recover the technology and exonerate themselves.
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We Love Camp Miasma
08/31/2026
We Love Camp Miasma
This week, Jeff laments Jason Universe and Sean can’t stop laughing at the ‘new’ Jason Voorhees. New Movies Tony Directed by Matt Johnson Starring Dominic Sessa and Antonio Banderas Nineteen-year-old Anthony Bourdain stumbles into the chaotic world of a restaurant kitchen, setting off a summer that shapes the course of his life. Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Directed by Jane Schoenbrun A queer director making a slasher franchise sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's "final girl," leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos. Classic The life, legacy and film career of Dolly Parton
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We Love Hayden Panettiere
08/19/2026
We Love Hayden Panettiere
Hayden Panettiere passed away at age 36. Jeff and Sean pay tribute to a lovely, far too young actress we love. Screaming Mad George, a legend of special effects passed away, he was 69. Yet more tribute is paid. The End of Oak Street Directed by David Robert Mitchell Starring Anne Hathaway and Ewan MacGregor The End of Oak Street follows the Platt family whose idyllic suburban street is suddenly transported into a prehistoric world, forcing them to band together to survive amid dinosaurs and other threats. This sci-fi survival thriller blends intense creature action with human drama, exploring suburban secrets and resilience under pressure. Praised for its thrilling set pieces, strong performances from Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor, and Michael Giacchino’s dynamic score, it offers a mix of nostalgic Amblin-style adventure and a darker, more menacing tone. Critics call it a fun yet sharp creature feature with humor, heart, and a vicious streak, though some note tonal inconsistencies. Maddie’s Secret Directed by John Early Starring John Early Maddie’s Secret follows a food influencer whose seemingly picture-perfect life masks a relapse into bulimia when the pressures of online fame and competition mount. Blending sharp comedy with heartfelt drama, John Early’s acclaimed directorial debut uses campy, retro melodrama aesthetics to deliver an empathetic, non-exploitative portrait of eating disorders. Critics praise its bold style, emotional depth, and standout performances, making it a daring, worthwhile watch for fans of offbeat, character-driven stories. Classic Kate’s Secret Starring Meredith Baxter Birney Kate's Secret (1986) follows Kate Stark, a seemingly perfect suburban wife and mother whose polished life hides a dangerous secret—she struggles with bulimia. As personal pressures mount, her health and relationships are put at risk, leading to a turning point that forces her to confront the illness. With sensitive performances, particularly from Meredith Baxter, the film tackles eating disorders in a poignant, educational way, making it a worthwhile watch for its message and social impact.
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We Love Greg Araki
08/14/2026
We Love Greg Araki
Jeff and Sean talk about weird, bad and cool neighbors. I Want Your Sex Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Cooper Hoffman and Olivia Wilde A nervous, horny young artist (Hoffman) gets a job as an assistant to an elite artist known for her boldly sexual work. When she invites him for casual BDSM sex he takes to it more than he expected to, but when feelings get involved, things spin out of control. One Night Only Directed by Will Gluck Starring Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro A fascist rom-com attempts to sell fascist ideas to the masses. Our Classic The Doom Generation Directed by Gregg Araki Starring Rose McGowan and Jonathan Schaech Teens Jordan White (James Duval) and Amy Blue (Rose McGowan) pick up a handsome drifter named Xavier Red (Johnathon Schaech). Red tends to create combustible situations -- for example, a trip to a convenience store leads to a clerk getting decapitated. Afterward, the trio voyages through small-town America, where Amy is accosted by various men claiming to be her lovers, and she and Jordan find themselves drawn to Xavier. But can any amount of sex lift the sense of doom hanging over them?
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1996 - Kazaam
08/06/2026
1996 - Kazaam
Kazaam Directed by Paul Michael Glaser Starring Shaquille O'Neal Kazaam follows Max, a troubled boy who accidentally frees a wisecracking, 3,000-year-old genie from a boombox. Granted three wishes, Max navigates bullies, family issues, and his estranged father’s shady dealings while Kazaam becomes both magical helper and unlikely friend. Despite its fantasy premise and kid-oriented humor, critics found it formulaic with weak acting and writing, though some younger viewers may still enjoy its lighthearted tone.
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We Love Spider-Man Brand New Day
08/05/2026
We Love Spider-Man Brand New Day
We’re talking Adventure Figures with Jeff’s collecting corner. The Box Office for Spider-Man was massive, an all time domestic record at $360 million dollars. Spider-Man Brand New Day Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Jon Bernthal, Jacob Batalon, and Sadie Sink Spider-Man: Brand New Day follows Peter Parker as he starts over after the world forgets his identity, trying to live a normal college life while protecting New York on a more street-level scale. When a new threat emerges, he allies with unexpected partners, facing moral dilemmas and personal sacrifice. With Destin Daniel Cretton directing and a strong ensemble cast, early buzz praises its fresh emotional tone and grounded action, making it a highly anticipated MCU entry. Classic Blood Diner Directed by Jackie Kong Blood Diner (1987) is a campy horror-comedy where two brothers run a vegetarian restaurant as cover for collecting body parts to resurrect an ancient goddess. Packed with over-the-top gore, absurd humor, and outrageous set pieces, it plays as a spoof of grindhouse splatter films. Reviews are mixed—some praising its cult appeal and ridiculous fun, others finding it crass and uneven—making it best for fans of schlocky, tongue‐in‐cheek B‐horror.
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We Hate Her Private Hell
07/29/2026
We Hate Her Private Hell
Go Woke Go... to blockbuster status. The Odyssey continues to crush at the box office. Her Private Hell Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn Starring Sophie Thatcher, Havana Rose Liu, Charles Melton, and Dougray Scott An actress, Sophie Thatcher, longs for the attention of her distant, movie star father (Dougray Scott) who recently married her former lover, played by Havana Rose Liu. Meanwhile, an eerie mist settles over the city bringing with it the disturbing legend of The Leatherman, a faceless. Leather-clad killer who pursues women who are without their fathers. Meanwhile, a former American military man searches the mist for his missing daughter and or the chance of revenge against The Leather Man. Classic #1 The Neon Demon Directed by Nicholas Winding Refn Starring Elle Fanning, Jena Malone, and Desmond Harrington A 16 year old girl moves to Los Angeles to chase her dream of being a model and ends up consumed by the voracious, cutthroat industry. Classic # Titane Directed by Julia Ducournay Starring Agathe Rouselle A child who suffered a massive head injury in a childhood car accident grows into a gorgeous model with a serious fetish for cars and death.
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1996 - Theodore Rex
07/21/2026
1996 - Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex Directed by Jonathan Beutel Starring Whoopi Goldberg Theodore Rex is a 1996 buddy cop sci‑fi comedy set in a future where humans and dinosaurs coexist. A tough detective teams up with a talking T. rex to solve a string of prehistoric murders tied to a villain’s apocalyptic scheme. Despite its quirky premise, the film was poorly reviewed for weak humor, clumsy execution, and lackluster storytelling, making it more of a curiosity for bad‑movie hunters than a must‑watch.
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We Loved The Odyssey
07/19/2026
We Loved The Odyssey
Bob's Back! We caught up with Bob's opinions on Obsession and Mother Mary before diving into this week's new movies. Evil Dead Burn Directed by Sebastian Vaniceck Starring Souella Yacoub Evil Dead Burn is the upcoming standalone entry in the long-running horror franchise, promising an intense, visceral experience under director Sébastien Vaniček. While plot details remain secret, fans can expect Deadite chaos, brutal scares, and new characters led by Souheila Yacoub. With its focus on expanding the series’ dark mythology and a reputation for delivering relentless horror, early buzz suggests it’s one to watch for genre fans when it hits theaters July 24, 2026. The Invite Directed by Olivia Wilde Starring Seth Rogen, Olivia Wilde, Ed Norton and Penelope Cruz The Invite is a sharp, funny, and emotionally honest chamber comedy-drama about a married couple whose tense relationship takes an unexpected turn during an evening with their neighbors. Set almost entirely in one apartment, it blends biting humor with raw explorations of love, sex, and commitment. Critics praise Olivia Wilde’s direction, stellar performances, and witty script, calling it both entertaining and surprisingly moving, making it well worth watching. The Odyssey Directed by Christopher Nolan Starring Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, and Tom Holland The Odyssey (2026), Christopher Nolan’s epic adaptation of Homer’s classic, follows Greek hero Odysseus on a perilous journey home after the Trojan War, encountering gods, monsters, and treacherous seas while his family faces turmoil in Ithaca. Shot entirely in IMAX with a star-studded cast led by Matt Damon, it promises sweeping visuals, intense action, and Nolan’s signature scale—making it one of 2026’s most anticipated cinematic spectacles. Classic My Dinner with Andre Directed by Louis Malle Starring Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn
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2026 Mid Year Top Fives!!!
07/08/2026
2026 Mid Year Top Fives!!!
Which naturally turned into another lengthy celebration of Anne Hathaway and Michaela Cole in David Lowery’s brilliant Mother Mary. Mother Mary was number 1 for both Jeff and Sean but what else made the list? Obsession? Backrooms? I Love Boosters? Send Help? Project Hail Mary? Pillion? Remarkably Bright Creatures? Check out this week’s episode to find out. Next Week Evil Dead Burn and The Invite Classic to be announced
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Pride and Supergirl Prejudice
07/01/2026
Pride and Supergirl Prejudice
It’s the end of Pride Month and we have three LGBTQ movies on tap But first Jeff and Sean reflect on a recent convention appearance New Movies Toy Story 5 Directed by Andrew Stanton Starring Joan Cusack, Tim Allen, and Tom Hanks Buzz, Woody, Jessie and the rest of the gang come face-to-face with Lilypad, a brand-new tablet device that arrives with her own disruptive ideas about what is best for Bonnie. Will playtime ever be the same? Supergirl Directed by Craig Gillespie Starring Millie Alcock and Jason Mamoa When an unexpected and ruthless adversary strikes too close to home, Supergirl reluctantly joins forces with an unlikely companion for an interstellar journey of vengeance and justice. The Death of Robin Hood Directed by Michael Sarnoski Starring Hugh Jackman and Jodie Comer Grappling with his violent past, Robin Hood finds himself gravely injured after a battle that he thought would be his last. He soon gets a chance at salvation when he meets a mysterious woman and a young girl. Girls Like Girls Directed by Hayley Kiyoko Starring Myra Milloy and Zach Braff After moving to a small Oregon town to live with her estranged father, young Coley meets the charismatic Sonya, her boyfriend, Trenton, and the rest of their friends. Content to observe from a distance, Coley gets pulled into their world as sparks start to fly between the new girl and the popular girl. Leviticus Directed by Anthony Chiarella Starring Joe Bird, Stacy Clausen, and Mia Wasikowska Leviticus is a 2026 psychological horror film directed by Adrian Chiarella. The movie follows two teenage boys who are forced to escape a violent entity that shape-shifts into the person they desire most—which happens to be each other. Our Classic The Hunger (1983) Directed by Tony Scott Starring Catherine Daneuve, Susan Sarandon, and David Bowie John (David Bowie) is the lover of the gorgeous immortal vampire Miriam (Catherine Deneuve), and he's been led to believe that he'll live forever, too. Unfortunately, he quickly deteriorates into a horrible living death, and Miriam seeks a new companion. She soon sets her sights on Sarah (Susan Sarandon), a lovely young scientist, who quickly falls under Miriam's spell. However, Sarah doesn't warm up to the concept of vampirism easily, leading to conflict with Miriam.
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1996 - The Cable Guy
06/25/2026
1996 - The Cable Guy
Directed by Ben Stiller Starring Jim Carrey, Matthew Broderick, and Leslie Mann Cable Guy Chip Douglas makes a new friend when he gives Matthew Broderick free cable but their friendship may be short-lived when Chip finds out his new friend is no friend at all.
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We Love The Ring
06/24/2026
We Love The Ring
Bob returns! We talk about the movies Bob has seen since he was last with us. And we pay tribute to actress Daveigh Chase, Samara from The Ring who passed away recently. Sean admits he was wrong about The Ring and joins Bob and Jeff in praising the film.
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1996 - The Truth About Cats and Dogs
06/18/2026
1996 - The Truth About Cats and Dogs
The Truth About Cats and Dogs (1996) Directed by Michael Lehman Starring Janeane Garofalo and Uma Thurman Abby (Janeane Garofalo) hosts a popular radio show about pets. When Brian (Ben Chaplin) calls in to ask about his quirky Great Dane, the two surprisingly hit it off. Brian pushes for a date with Abby, who is shy and a bit insecure, so she talks her ditzy neighbor Noelle (Uma Thurman) into taking her place. While the confused and oblivious Brian tries to figure out why his date is so different from the host he spoke to, Abby must work up the nerve to confess, as Noelle is also falling for Brian.
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We Love Disclosure Day
06/17/2026
We Love Disclosure Day
In the news Jeff is going to be at QC Horror Con with special guests such as Ken Foree Sean’s latest Movies of the 80s article is covering the mysterious death of actress Carol Wayne just after she’d made a huge impression on critics in the movie Heartbreakers (1984). Stop That Train Directed by Adam Shankman Starring Ru-Paul, Jujubee, and Ginger Minj Two stewardesses must save the day when a catastrophic storm threatens to derail a high-speed train. Disclosure Day Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Emily Blunt, Josh O’Connor, and Colman Domingo A meteorologist and a cybersecurity expert find themselves at the center of a movement to expose the government's cover-up of extraterrestrial secrets. Classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Melinda Dillon, and Teri Garr Science fiction adventure about a group of people who attempt to contact alien intelligence. Roy Neary (Richard Dreyfuss) witnesses an unidentified flying object, and even has a "sunburn" from its bright lights to prove it. Roy refuses to accept an explanation for what he saw and is prepared to give up his life to pursue the truth about UFOs.
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I Have the Power Ballad
06/10/2026
I Have the Power Ballad
New Movies this Week Masters of the Universe Directed by Travis Knight Starring Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba and Camilla Mendes The Sword of Power leads Prince Adam back to Eternia, a world shattered under the fiendish rule of Skeletor. Joining forces with Teela and Man-At-Arms, Adam must embrace his true destiny as He-Man -- the most powerful man in the universe. Scary Movie 6 Directed by Michael Tiddes Starring Anna Faris Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, Shorty, Ray, Cindy and Brenda find themselves targeted by another mad slasher. Power Ballad Directed by John Carney Starring Paul Rudd and Nick Jonas When Rick, a past-his-prime wedding singer, meets fading boy-band star Danny during a gig, the two bond over music and a late-night jam session. But when Danny turns one of Rick's songs into the hit that reignites his career, Rick sets out to reclaim the recognition he believes he deserves -- even if it means risking everything he cares about. Classic Masters of the Universe Directed by Gary Goddard Starring Dolph Lundgren and Courtney Cox When the evil Skeletor (Frank Langella) finds a mysterious power called the Cosmic Key, he becomes nearly invincible. However, courageous warrior He-Man (Dolph Lundgren) locates inventor Gwildor (Billy Barty), who created the Key and has another version of it. During a battle, one of the Keys is transported to Earth, where it is found by teenagers Julie (Courteney Cox) and Kevin (Robert Duncan McNeill). Now both He-Man and Skeletor's forces arrive on Earth searching for the potent weapon.
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1996 - Twister
06/04/2026
1996 - Twister
Twister Directed by Jan De Bont Starring Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton During the approach of the most powerful storm in decades, university professor Dr. Jo Harding (Helen Hunt) and an underfunded team of students prepares the prototype for Dorothy, a ground-breaking tornado data-gathering device conceived by her estranged husband, Bill (Bill Paxton). When Harding tells Bill that Dorothy is ready for testing -- and that their privately funded rival Dr. Jonas Miller (Cary Elwes) has stolen the idea and built his own -- Bill rejoins the team for one last mission.
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We Love Sally Field
06/03/2026
We Love Sally Field
On this week’s I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast Jeff gets Gay-splained on the internet about Friends of Dorothy Sean won’t stop investigating the disappearance of Tammy Lynn Leppert Mandolorian and Grogu finished behind a pair of original horror movies at the Box Office New Movies Backrooms Directed by Kane Parsons Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve After a therapist's patient disappears into a dimension beyond reality, she must venture into the unknown to save him. Remarkably Bright Creatures Directed by Olivia Hoffman Starring Sally Field and Lewis Pullman Through unlikely bonds formed during night shifts at a local aquarium, Tova, an elderly widow, learns of a life-changing discovery that may bring her joy and wonder once again. Pressure Directed by Anthony Maras Starring Andrew Scott and Brendan Frase The fate of the free world hangs in the balance as Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower and Capt. James Stagg faced an impossible choice -- launch the D-Day invasion or risk losing World War II altogether. Classic Chopping Mall (1986) Directed by Jim Wynorski Starring Paul Bartell and Mary Woronov The Blands from Eating Raoul appear in the first scene, steal the whole movie and leave nothing behind them.
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We Love I Love Boosters
05/29/2026
We Love I Love Boosters
This week we’re talking about Star Wars and the weird reaction to Mandalorian and Grogu Speculation that Mandalorian Grogu as a box office failure is weird. The Mandalorian and Grogu Directed by Jon Favreau Starring Pedro Pascal The evil Empire has fallen but Imperial warlords remain scattered throughout the galaxy. As the fledgling New Republic works to protect everything the Rebellion fought for, they enlist the help of legendary Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin and his young apprentice Grogu. Passenger Directed by Andrew Ovredahl Starring Jacob Scipio and Lou Llobell A few weeks into their van life adventure, a young couple witnesses an accident that leaves the driver dead. Soon, they're being pursued by a demonic stalker who's impossible to outrun and follows them wherever they go. I Love Boosters Directed by Boots Riley Starring Keke Palmer, Naomi Ackie and Demi Moore Professional shoplifters embark on a wild adventure as they target a cutthroat fashion mogul.
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We Love Is God Is
05/20/2026
We Love Is God Is
Early buzz on The Mandalorian and Grogu Weekend Box Office Obsession Directed by Curry Barker Starring Inde Navarette and Michael Johnston After breaking the mysterious "One Wish Willow" to win his crush's heart, a hopeless romantic gets exactly what he asked for. However, he soon discovers that some desires come at a dark and sinister price. Is God Is Directed by Alishea Harris Starring Kari Young and Mallori Johnson Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths. Classic Graduation Day Directed by Herb Freed Starring Starring Christopher George, Linnea Quigley Two sisters embark on an epic quest for revenge, confronting a charged family history that pushes them to extraordinary lengths.
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1996 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie
05/14/2026
1996 - Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie
Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie Starring Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making them endure terrible movies. Exploiting his access to nearby satellite-dwellers Mike Nelson (Michael J. Nelson) and his robot pals, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy), Forrester makes them watch a cheesy 1950s spaceship film. But when Mike and friends make funny comments throughout the movie and others that follow it, Forrester's plan looks increasingly flimsy.
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We Love the Movies No One is Going to See
05/13/2026
We Love the Movies No One is Going to See
Who stole Return of the Jedi? Sean shares a story about a 1980s teenager who stole a full theater print of Star Wars Return of the Jedi. The Box Office is strong at the top but good movies are still being ignored. The Devil Wears Prada 2 Directed by David Frankel Starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci Miranda Priestly struggles against Emily Charlton, her former assistant turned rival executive, as they compete for advertising revenue amid declining print media, while Miranda nears retirement. Hokum Directed by Damian McCarthy Starring Adam Scott When novelist Ohm Bauman retreats to a remote inn to scatter his parents' ashes, he's consumed by tales of a witch that haunts the honeymoon suite. Soon, disturbing visions and a shocking disappearance force him to confront dark corners of his past. Mortal Kombat 2 Directed by Simon McQuoid Starring Karl Urban Johnny Cage joins other fighters in the ultimate, no-holds-barred battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn, a powerful tyrant who threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders. The Sheep Detectives Directed by Kyle Balda Starring Hugh Jackman, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Bryan Cranston George Hardy is a shepherd who loves to read murder mysteries to his sheep, never suspecting that they can understand him. When George is found dead under mysterious circumstances, the sheep decide to solve the crime themselves, even if it means leaving their meadow for the first time and facing the fact that the human world isn't as simple as it appears in books. Classic Black Sheep Directed by Jonathan King Starring Danielle Mason Sheep-fearing Henry (Nathan Meister) returns to his brother's (Peter Feeney) New Zealand farm, hoping his sibling will buy out his share of the property. However, what he finds are genetically altered sheep that prey on humans and turn their victims into undead, woolly killers. Shear madness ensues as Henry, an animal-rights activist (Danielle Mason) and a farmhand (Tammy Davis) set out to stop the rampaging animals.
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We Love Mother Mary
04/29/2026
We Love Mother Mary
We open the show talking about the box office, Michael, the Michael Jackson biopic is a worldwide blockbuster, having made over $218 million dollars worldwide. Jeff talked about his longtime Michael Jackson fandom and where Michael exists for him in terms of legacy, Michael Directed by Antoine Fuqua Starring Jaafar Jackson, Colman Domingo, and Nia Long The story of pop superstar Michael Jackson -- from his extraordinary early days in the Jackson 5 to the visionary artist whose creative ambition fuels a relentless pursuit to become the biggest entertainer in the world. Mother Mary Directed by David Lowery Starring Michaela Cole and Anne Hathaway Long-buried wounds rise to the surface when iconic pop star Mother Mary reunites with her estranged best friend and former costume designer on the eve of her comeback performance. Classic Happy Birthday to Me Directed by J. Lee Thompson Starring Melissa Sue Anderson A preppie student fears for her sanity when the students responsible for her mother's death begin dropping like flies.
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