Dirty Old Hoes

...a little rust, a lot of sass...and a whole Barn of topics and laughs.

RFK jr did WHAT?! 04/24/2025

RFK jr did WHAT?! The Hoes are Zooming along again and killing two birds with one stone ...errr podcast... this will air next week on our new You Tube channel! We combine a few brain chemicals and RFK jr in a brew ha ha for todays topic about autism and RFK's speech. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/36302255

Quickie on Simple 04/16/2025

Quickie on Simple With all the running the Hoes are doing we like Quickies! And keeping it simple is the way to go. So the Hoes Zoomed this one for y'all and are still trying to get on You Tube! Krista has a hot headset and Tracey swallowed her phone but hopefully Y'all can appreciate a good Quickie! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/36181595

Even hoes gotta go 04/09/2025

Even hoes gotta go April has been Cra Cra and we Hoes are having to get'r done. We will be back next week bright eyed and bushy tailed....... don't worry it's almost razor season, we will be slick as owl snot before too long. Later taters! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/36059880

Sweet Endings 04/02/2025

Sweet Endings Tracey gets wound up today with too much sugar and Krista gets a coffee IV ....... but they eventually wrap up all the sweeteners episodes this round. So sticky around for some sweet info. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35970660

2 Hoes and a Monk 03/26/2025

2 Hoes and a Monk 2 hoes and a monk walk into a bar ........... is there a punch line for that one? Maybe! We sure do laugh a LOT in this one. Krista is full of it..... and we don't know what "it" is! And Tracey can't contain the giggles. Have fun with us today! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35864460

Corny Old Hoes 03/19/2025

Corny Old Hoes The Dirty Old Hoes fall on to a velvet bed of corn leaves and look at the brilliant sun rays dancing in the sky and feel the breeze on their bare skin.....ok that might be a tad dramatic..........we are talking thick, sticky, sweet stuff.... get your mind out of the gutter, its corn syrup! This stuff has been pushed on and in us every which a way so lets take a look at it in our second episode of sweeteners! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35770080

MAHA - Make America Hoes Again? 03/12/2025

MAHA - Make America Hoes Again? six in 10 Americans have at least one chronic disease, and four in 10 have two or more chronic diseases. An estimated one in five United States adults lives with a mental illness. So it's time to MAHA - Make America Hoes Again.......wait ....that's not right.... or is it? Find out on todays episode! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35646430

Dirty updates 03/05/2025

Dirty updates What are the Hoes up to? We will tell you in this episode. Spring is around the corner and its time to get down and dirty in the garden. Soil needs to be amended and hoed and need to be Plowed.........errrrr the gardens need to be plowed. Get ready cause we are giving y'all some Dirty updates. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35538900

Influencers Gone Wild 02/26/2025

Influencers Gone Wild Need a Beautiful Super Model barely dressed slapping a bag of balls with a stick to sell your product on Social Media? Well ..... We can't help you with that...BUT we can tell you what we think and give you lots of stats on where to Put that stick when ever you find your super model. The Dirty Old Hoes are always here to help the needy consumer find their slap happy sugar sticks. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35431555

Dirty Work Visa 02/19/2025

Dirty Work Visa Immigration is a hot button topic right now. What is it and how do we control it? Is it definable and will Americans ever agree on it? We will definitely give you our opinion for free on this one. Buckle up buttercup this ride to the boarder gets a little spicy. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35343275

Pour Some Sugar on Me 02/12/2025

Pour Some Sugar on Me Our name isn't Willy Wonka and we don't sugar coat shit! But here's a sweet deal, The Dirty Old Hoes give an overview of sweeteners and their dark side. Of course we fall off the sugar beet wagon and talk about George the gnat but we sprinkle squirrels in too! So come along for some laughs with some information and remember in a sea of salt, be the sugar! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35254695

AAACHOOOO!! Hoes Do Avian Flu! 02/05/2025

AAACHOOOO!! Hoes Do Avian Flu! The Hoes let it all hang out today ....... maybe that's why the Flu is the topic! Specifically the Avian Flu. With Sixty Six out of three hundred and forty MILLION people to get mild cases of this, we here at Hoe headquarters take this scamdemic seriously. Please take all precautions when kissing your beloved chickens. An. For the love of God put your milk milk in the refrigerator before drinking it. This has been a a public service announcement on a podcast page. Thank you. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35160960

Hoes are a Pig deal! 01/29/2025

Hoes are a Pig deal! Its not a Pig-ment of your imagination, we are talking Oinkers! Krista does research on your favorite snack, Bacon! Are the piggies American? Who gets the Profits? Let's go Hogwild and find out! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/35061470

Total Eclipse of the Hoe 01/22/2025

Total Eclipse of the Hoe The Dirty Old Hoes are Hot on the trail of the Solar Maximum Story. We started before the Sun came up, then it dawned on us! We consulted with many professionals called a solar Panel. Why are we talking about the sun you ask? Because its a Hot topic! Join us for a little smarts and our sunny side up personalities! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34951175

Sn-hoed in 01/16/2025

Sn-hoed in The Dirty Old Hoes have been snowed in and iced up! Will they ever get back together?! Stay tuned next week to see if they can escape ........ oh wait this isn't that kind of show........ but hopefully these Southern Ladies..... and that's being nice......can find a way to drive in the snow to get more bread and milk and make more podcasts. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34875555

A Hoe New Year!!! 01/08/2025

A Hoe New Year!!! We are Back for a Hoe New Year! We are excited to go on this journey with ya'll. From start to finish and everything in between we are here for it! All things Agriculture related, the sky is the limit! So hang on to your boot straps and get ready, 2025 is going to be a Hoe-tastic Adventure! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34774545

Happy New Hoes 01/01/2025

Happy New Hoes Just like a jeweler we are Ringing in the New Year with y'all!!! Ok that was Corny, no more New Ear jokes. But seriously here are a years worth of giggles and bloopers. So Cheers and don't forget your resolutions too soon! Ours is to read more, so we turned on the subtitles on the TV! See you next week! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34675205

Dirty Old Fruitcakes 12/25/2024

Dirty Old Fruitcakes The Dirty Old Hoes talk about the famous fruitcake. They are the Holiday treat you either love or hate, kind of like your friends. Some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some are firm, some are sweet but really when we get them all together they add to our lives and waistline. Merry Christmas from the Dirty Old Hoes!!!! See you next year! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34615150

Catch Me If You Can 12/18/2024

Catch Me If You Can The Dirty Old Hoes keeping it short and sweet and Spicing up your day with some gingerbread play. Talking today about the original cookie superstar, the gingerbread man. We rock around the Christmas tree and of course trip over presents and get sidetracked. With morning shitzles and frozen titzles but we can't pronounce them anyway! So from us to you, lots of Gingerbread wishes and mistletoe kisses! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34489015

Christmas Cherry 12/11/2024

Christmas Cherry Whats Round and plump and comes in all shades from light to dark and can be sweet and tart and burst a lot when it gets nice and hot? Why a Cranberry of course! We Dirty Old Hoes Love some good ole cranberries, as a matter of fact we are going to add them to the farm repertoire next year! Krista takes us on a journey down the berry vine in time and of course gets side tracked on balls...... blown glass balls .... but she brings it back around to bogs with spiders.... she got really lost..... but we have Christmas music this time so lets have fun and We Wish You A Merry Christmas! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34358410

Dirty Ho Ho Hoes 12/04/2024

Dirty Ho Ho Hoes Tracey shops while Krista talks about Christmas trees. But of course they get side tracked on piano legs and Victorian men and Chinese Balls but they eventually get back on the Polar Express and Ho Ho Ho their way back to a Merry Christmas Subject! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34277120

Stuff it in Your Mouth 11/27/2024

Stuff it in Your Mouth Today while your scrambling to prepare for Thanksgiving, lets talk about the different variations of the Thanksgiving meal across the good ole US of A. One thing that all these meals have in common is the Turkey because everyone loves a good stuffing! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/34155345

Bready or Not Here We Crumb! 11/20/2024

Bready or Not Here We Crumb! The Dirty Old Hoes Rise to the Occasion and talk about Bread in todays edition. Bready or not here we crumb with lots of information your not gonna want to miss! Every One Loves Bread, but you may not love what's in it. The whole grains are the yeast of your worries. Doughnut miss this whole episode! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33987427

Thankful for “F” Words 11/13/2024

Thankful for “F” Words The Dirty Olds express thanks for their favorite "F" words, Faith, Family, Farms & Food! Did we mention Food? Every good word is an "F" word! Krista gives us important insight on the History of Thanksgiving and of course they give thier abundant opinions. This is a cornucopia of information you may not have learned in school but probably should have. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33878732

Freaky Filthy Fare 10/30/2024

Freaky Filthy Fare The Dirty Olds Hoes divide and conquer superstition and Scary foods. No matter how hard they try, their minds end up in the ghostly giggle gutter. This is Scary funny and you won't know whether to laugh or gag! Have fun with us again this week for another Halloween edition. /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33672442

Crocktober bend over send slower right over 10/23/2024

Crocktober bend over send slower right over In Dirty Old Hoe Style we perfectly pervert the Comforting CrockPot for Crocktober. We had good intentions but squirreled on silly side notes and Tracey got sidetracked on Amazon. Hold onto your cheek muscles for Kristas rioting history of slow cooking delicates and of course the warped mind side quests of silly sisters . /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33578782

Hard to Process 10/16/2024

Hard to Process This episode Takes some wild Turns! Krista Starts us out and then We get emotional and have to take a break and then Krista has to jet which leaves Tracey lonely until Conner steps in to share his wisdom on chemicals. We jump around on this one so strap in for Hard to Process! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33491807

A Hoe New World 10/09/2024

A Hoe New World New World Foods, Just hum along with a little mermaid ditty 😉. Some of you requested this one so here ya go! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33395867

Halloween Hoedown Special 10/02/2024

Halloween Hoedown Special Krista takes off with the Halloween Special and we go the Dirty Old Hoe Way and jump off the rails. This is one that will leave you in stitches and you will never see Halloween the same! Make sure little ears aren't around for this one! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33307227

Dirty Dozen Take 2 09/25/2024

Dirty Dozen Take 2 We have had the cooties in both houses so we are spinning the top played show of Season One so far this week "The Dirty Dozen". We will we back next week with Our 2024 Halloween Special! Later Taters! /episode/index/show/f7860de5-a0a9-4133-9b79-09432e0d29e2/id/33202872

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