Fake Lips, Real Talk

Professional oversharer Blakely Giordano talks all things inappropriate and hilarious.

THE MONARCHY FOR DUMMIES 12/15/2022

THE MONARCHY FOR DUMMIES Blakely deep dives into the first installment of the Harry & Meghan docuseries with knowledge only a monarchy maniac would possess. During one bout of the flu, Blakely hyper fixated on the goings on of the Royal Family and the rest is (British) history. Listen in on her thoughts on the first three episodes of Netflix's long-awaited series from the Sussexes. Rate, review, subscribe, and give us a follow for more Royal-tea. @fakelipsrealtalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/25334361

EAT PRAY PAY YOUR TAXES 11/09/2022

EAT PRAY PAY YOUR TAXES We deep dive the scam that are Hallmark movies, why you should always vote for the best looking candidate, and muse about what we'd do with 2 billion dollars. Follow me on Instagram: @FakeLipsRealTalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/24950700

7. THE HOE AND THE HOUSEWIFE 09/08/2022

7. THE HOE AND THE HOUSEWIFE Gather round, darlings, it's story time. Blakely recounts how she met her husband, talks about the misfortunes of yesteryear, and cautions listeners against impromptu eurotrips with your WASP mother. It's as chaotic as ever, freaks! Listen and subscribe and leave a review OR ELSE. Follow along at Instagram.com/FakeLipsRealTalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/24308403

6. THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM 09/13/2021

6. THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM She'ssssss back! Go on a cranky journey with Blakely as she yells into her microphone and attempts to stay sane. And she's talking major, major shit. The VMAs, the Machine Gun Kelly of it all, daddy issues, and the Real Housewives. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/20458691

4. CIGARETTES AND JUICY COUTURE 07/19/2021

4. CIGARETTES AND JUICY COUTURE Blakely breaks down a problematic podcast episode of Cutting Room Floor featuring fashion's latest cancellation and dishes on a celebrity smoking toad venom. Also, are we still keeping up with Kravis? /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19856078

IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH 06/30/2021

IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH We're living, we're laughing, we're judging the f**k out of people who speak in inspirational quotes. BG is back and diving into the latest pop culture news. Should Britney be released from her conservatorship, and what would that mean for her mental health? Which Disney Channel star was charged with "immoral conduct?" And, is Kim Kardashian the ultimate feminist? Keep up on Fake Lips, Real Talk! See the fake lips in the flesh Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19655084

3. AT LEAST I'M NOT A SCORPIO 06/11/2021

3. AT LEAST I'M NOT A SCORPIO It's Blakely's birthday, and to avoid crippling existential dread, she's back with another episode chatting about being a Gemini, Kourtney Kardashian having a vial of Travis Barker's blood, true love, and the Real Housewives of New York. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19438604

2. REAL HOUSEWIVES AND REAL GOOD VIBES 05/28/2021

2. REAL HOUSEWIVES AND REAL GOOD VIBES Blakely "accidentally" orders a box of vibrators while tipsy shopping, breaks down The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and becomes an unintentional accomplice to a crime in the confessionals. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19282010

1. I AM VERY RICH, BITCH with Hannah Stella 05/17/2021

1. I AM VERY RICH, BITCH with Hannah Stella Welcome to Fake Lips, Real Talk! In the inaugural episode, Blakely breaks down all of the latest gossip - Everyone, including John Mulaney, is getting divorced and the Housewives are popping off. Tik Tok fancy pants Hannah Stella joins to chat classism, luxury, and other "rich people things." to stay up to date with all of the shenanigans! /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19137881

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