Fake Lips Real Talk

Professional oversharing with Blakely Giordano and Phil Danger: talking all things inappropriate and hilarious.

Speaking of Death... *shakes iced coffee vigorously 09/05/2024

Speaking of Death... *shakes iced coffee vigorously Ok so we know we broke your trust. We're sorry we left you alone for so long, but now were back. Truly. So to celebrate we're gonna talk about funerals. Are we celebrating? Are we mourning? Is it a black on black affair or are we wearing our florals girlies? Are we spreading ashes or is it a Gucci coffin? We also mourn J.Lo's umpteenth marriage somewhere in there. It's Fake Lips Real Talk with Blakely Giordano and Philip Danger! Blakely Giordano Philip Danger /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/32910772

What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done? 07/29/2024

What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done? Dive into why we no longer speak to that one cousin, our thoughts on bodily fluids during congress, why Philip doesn't get embarrassed and why you shouldn't get life advice from infuencers... or us. It's Fake Lips Real Talk with Blakely Giordano and Philip Danger! /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/32334747

Excuse me, did YOUR grandfather walk on the Moon?! 07/22/2024

Excuse me, did YOUR grandfather walk on the Moon?! Listen along as we hear Blakely finally confess her actual relationship with her mildly famous grandfather, why she must run faster than the girlies on the next treadmill, and just how much control she's willing to give her plastic surgeon over her looks. It's Fake Lips Real Talk Ep 4 with hosts Blakely Girodano and Philip Danger! /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/32244757

Pinterest: The Final Safe Frontier 07/15/2024

Pinterest: The Final Safe Frontier This week Blakely traverses leaving social media, the atrocities of the french manicure and what she would do to join the I'm Grand Mam podcast (since we're basically their sister podcast already). Blakely Giordano and co-host Philip Danger once again overshare and underwhelm on the Fake Lips Real Talk podcast! Blakely Giordano Philip Danger /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/32144902

The Worst Dance Moves in Nashville 07/08/2024

The Worst Dance Moves in Nashville Blakely opens up about how Nashville men handle her dance moves, pronouncing Gigi Hadid's name wrong, the cult behavior of Ice Bathers and how being born in June makes her a great Ally. Join Blakely and her new co-host Philip Danger as they once again overshare on the Fake Lips Real Talk podcast. Enjoy. Blakely Giordano Philip Danger /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/32043567

Make Billionaires Great Again: we're tipping everyone 100% just not our employees 07/01/2024

Make Billionaires Great Again: we're tipping everyone 100% just not our employees Blakely returns with the most talked about season 2 opener of her hit podcast Fake Lips Real Talk. Sporting a new home state, a hot new co-host, Blakely dishes her opinions on cruises, tipping culture, why she'd make a better billionaire and tips on writing the best Notes App apology when getting cancelled. Blakely Giordano Philip Danger /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/31929597

9. THE MONARCHY FOR DUMMIES 12/15/2022

9. THE MONARCHY FOR DUMMIES Blakely deep dives into the first installment of the Harry & Meghan docuseries with knowledge only a monarchy maniac would possess. During one bout of the flu, Blakely hyper fixated on the goings on of the Royal Family and the rest is (British) history. Listen in on her thoughts on the first three episodes of Netflix's long-awaited series from the Sussexes. Rate, review, subscribe, and give us a follow for more Royal-tea. @fakelipsrealtalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/25334361

8. EAT PRAY PAY YOUR TAXES 11/09/2022

8. EAT PRAY PAY YOUR TAXES We deep dive the scam that are Hallmark movies, why you should always vote for the best looking candidate, and muse about what we'd do with 2 billion dollars. Follow me on Instagram: @FakeLipsRealTalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/24950700

7. THE HOE AND THE HOUSEWIFE 09/08/2022

7. THE HOE AND THE HOUSEWIFE Gather round, darlings, it's story time. Blakely recounts how she met her husband, talks about the misfortunes of yesteryear, and cautions listeners against impromptu eurotrips with your WASP mother. It's as chaotic as ever, freaks! Listen and subscribe and leave a review OR ELSE. Follow along at Instagram.com/FakeLipsRealTalk /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/24308403

6. THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM 09/13/2021

6. THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM She'ssssss back! Go on a cranky journey with Blakely as she yells into her microphone and attempts to stay sane. And she's talking major, major shit. The VMAs, the Machine Gun Kelly of it all, daddy issues, and the Real Housewives. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/20458691

4. CIGARETTES AND JUICY COUTURE 07/19/2021

4. CIGARETTES AND JUICY COUTURE Blakely breaks down a problematic podcast episode of Cutting Room Floor featuring fashion's latest cancellation and dishes on a celebrity smoking toad venom. Also, are we still keeping up with Kravis? /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19856078

IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH 06/30/2021

IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH We're living, we're laughing, we're judging the f**k out of people who speak in inspirational quotes. BG is back and diving into the latest pop culture news. Should Britney be released from her conservatorship, and what would that mean for her mental health? Which Disney Channel star was charged with "immoral conduct?" And, is Kim Kardashian the ultimate feminist? Keep up on Fake Lips, Real Talk! See the fake lips in the flesh Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19655084

3. AT LEAST I'M NOT A SCORPIO 06/11/2021

3. AT LEAST I'M NOT A SCORPIO It's Blakely's birthday, and to avoid crippling existential dread, she's back with another episode chatting about being a Gemini, Kourtney Kardashian having a vial of Travis Barker's blood, true love, and the Real Housewives of New York. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19438604

2. REAL HOUSEWIVES AND REAL GOOD VIBES 05/28/2021

2. REAL HOUSEWIVES AND REAL GOOD VIBES Blakely "accidentally" orders a box of vibrators while tipsy shopping, breaks down The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and becomes an unintentional accomplice to a crime in the confessionals. /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19282010

1. I AM VERY RICH, BITCH with Hannah Stella 05/17/2021

1. I AM VERY RICH, BITCH with Hannah Stella Welcome to Fake Lips, Real Talk! In the inaugural episode, Blakely breaks down all of the latest gossip - Everyone, including John Mulaney, is getting divorced and the Housewives are popping off. Tik Tok fancy pants Hannah Stella joins to chat classism, luxury, and other "rich people things." to stay up to date with all of the shenanigans! /episode/index/show/fakelipsrealtalk/id/19137881

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