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Watch Goblins is the show where three little goblin friends watch movies with you or for you, the choice is yours!

Ep41: Metallica: Some Kind of Monster 06/29/2021

Ep41: Metallica: Some Kind of Monster This week we are joined by #1 Metallica fanboy Ray Brito to discuss the Metallica documentary that could be a Christopher Guest film. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/19639175

Ep40: The Thinning (Special Guest: Ramon Molledo!) 06/18/2021

Ep40: The Thinning (Special Guest: Ramon Molledo!) Ramon Molledo from the Let's Be Friends Podcast joins the Goblins this week for The Thinning starring that beef sponge cake, Logan Paul. This week we talk about the true statistics of child murder, Swimming with your socks on, and what the hell does the Governor do with those poptarts...? They can't just be for eating. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/19529918

Ep39: Bee Movie (Special Guest: Zach Bennett!) 06/10/2021

Ep39: Bee Movie (Special Guest: Zach Bennett!) Comedian and friend Zach Bennet joins the Goblins this week as we watch Bee Movie! This time we discuss how getting cucked by a bee is a fate worse than death, wonder why ending slavery will kill all of the plants in the world somehow, and talk about how bold it is to have the hero of the film hijack a plane post 9/11. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/19433774

Ep38: Total Recall 06/05/2021

Ep38: Total Recall Megan, Alex, and Travis are back after a much needed break with Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone! In this episode we discuss why future food looks so gross, how many boobs is the perfect number of boobs (spoiler alert it's 3), and is this all real man or is it just hitting our memory caps. Come and watch this one with us as we explore the harsh surface of Mars. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/19362221

Ep37: Twins 05/08/2021

Ep37: Twins We kick of SchwarzeMAYger right with Twins (1988) staring our main man Arnold Schwarzenegger and his twin brother and toe knife enthusiast Danny Devito. Definitely watch this one along with us as we discuss how Arnold was born to play the role of a cloistered genius who can deadlift a Cadillac, if pie is a sandwich or not, and how can we get our hands on one of those Born to Be Bad T-shirts featuring a cool ass baby with a purple mohawk hair-do. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/19027775

Ep36: We Watched The Change-up so you don't have to 05/02/2021

Ep36: We Watched The Change-up so you don't have to We wrap up TransformApril with quite possibly the worst body-swap movie ever made, The Change-up starring Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Mann, and Olivia Wilde. Let us take the bullet for you on this one Listen Goblins, we thought the other movies this month were horny and this movie took that as a personal challenge. You win The Change-up, damnit you win and we lose. The best thing to come out of this film is Roger Ebert's hilarious and scathing review. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18941168

Ep35: It's a Boy Girl Thing 04/27/2021

Ep35: It's a Boy Girl Thing This week Megan, Travis, and Alex make far too many horse noises as we take in this high school body swap movie starring that kid from Air Bud (Kevin Zegers), Samarie Armstrong, and for some reason Sharon Osbourne. We get to hear some personal stories from Alex's childhood which no one asked for and wonder why this Elton John produced film is so homophobic. I'll never get Candle in the Wind out of my head. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18887369

Ep34: Freaky Friday (2003) 04/16/2021

Ep34: Freaky Friday (2003) A wedding, a root canal, and a Battle of the Bands! This movie has it all. Cancel the halibut and pull up a chair, we've got questions that need answering. Can someone have a good home life and a Ducati? Is it ethical to ride on a motorcycle in Ryan's fiancé's body? Do the White Stripes suck? Find out this week while we watch Freaky Friday (2003) starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18745217

Ep33: 18 Again! 04/09/2021

Ep33: 18 Again! TransformApril continues with George Burns' attempt to steal his fast grandson's body and trap his soul inside a decaying 81 year old with 3% lung capacity. Megan, Alex, and Travis discover the magic of holding hands and crashing through glass and how sweet Pauly Shore was before he was consumed by "The Weasel". /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18659912

Ep32: 17 Again 04/01/2021

Ep32: 17 Again We are kicking off TransformApril with 17 Again starring Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, a magical janitor, and more questions than answers. Tangents include how often Travis has the opportunity to say "Buckets, buckets, buckets", The logistics of saving someone after jumping off a bridge, and most importantly can we grate cheese on Zac Efron's abs? /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18574505

Ep31: Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 03/19/2021

Ep31: Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties This week we watched Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties starring Bill Murray, Tim Curry, Breckin Meyer, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. We discuss Megan's weird fantasy about a Beef Eater, the difference between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Melissa Joan Hart (even though Alex can't keep them straight), why ducks in suits of armor will be the end of humanity, and above all else the many reasons why you should not feed a cat multiple lasagnas a day. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18385928

Ep30: The Shadow 03/13/2021

Ep30: The Shadow This week the we are watching the 1994 super hero movie The Shadow staring Alec Baldwin, Ian Mckellen, and Tim Curry. We also get to hear Travis eat a swiss roll, discuss what you can get away with just by saying "ope", and we totally disagree on if this movie is any good or not. Happy Birthday Travis! /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18306731

Ep29: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie 03/05/2021

Ep29: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie The Power Rangers are in trouble this week because the Watch Goblins are rooting for Ivan Ooze. How are we supposed to be on the side of a warlord offering unspeakable power to child soldiers? Travis and Alex also talk about what it would be like to have 6 arms for a long time. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18197564

Ep28: Air Bud 02/25/2021

Ep28: Air Bud The original Air Bud (1997) is the quintessential dog movie and the best way to wrap up dog moth. We are talking about the OG basketball nose booping, vanilla pudding eating, Michael "Woof" Jordan. There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't love this podcast. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18098432

Ep27: Vampire Dog 02/19/2021

Ep27: Vampire Dog This week David is back and we watch the preeminent transcendental film of 2012, Vampire Dog, starring Norm Macdonald. This dog is super fast, loves to play in the sun, and survives on the collagen in red jello. All of the classic vampire tropes. Did we mention there's a battle of the bands? /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/18007094

Ep26: Fluke 02/12/2021

Ep26: Fluke This week we continue dog month with Fluke staring Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Modine, Ron Pearlman, and the harbinger of death herself Nancy Travis. Big questions this week regarding the afterlife, if fish have souls, and if the universe shaped like an infinity symbol. Lame if true. Tune in this week for another not-so-kid-friendly dog movie with a healthy twist of existential dread. We miss Bingo. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17922764

Ep25: Bingo 02/05/2021

Ep25: Bingo Who doesn't want to watch a 90's movie about a dog following a trail of pee pee across the country to find a family that doesn't even want him? Bingo is his name-o and this movie doesn't just have a dog testifying in court and going to prison for a crime he didn't commit it also has a strange dad who refuses to wear a shoe on his football kicking foot. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17828552

Ep24: We Watched Trog So You Don't Have To 01/28/2021

Ep24: We Watched Trog So You Don't Have To This is what happens when 3 spelunking himbos get backed on the head with a styrofoam rock by a man in a monkey mask and wind up covered in ketchup. It's got Trog. It's got Anthropology professor chic. It's got weak ass science. Let us take care of this one for you Listen Goblins. We will tell you all you need to know about Trog. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17721320

Ep23: DragonHeart 01/21/2021

Ep23: DragonHeart Back to the middle ages with the goblins this week's movie in this classic medieval conman thriller with a fantasy epic twist. We discuss if it's okay to experiment on the last Dragon in a lab for science, 3 easy steps to get into Dragon heaven, and finally nail down the archetype of the bad prince haircut. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17630009

Ep22: Smart House 01/14/2021

Ep22: Smart House This week we watch our first Disney Channel Original Movie, Smart House. Katey Sagal is a whole ass house and yes my friends, the house is jumping. We review the Smart House Privacy agreement, try to figure out where those oranges came from, and finally solve the mystery of what kills Disney moms! Spoiler: It's Beauty Cancer. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17542769

Ep21: Rudolph's Shiny New Year 01/07/2021

Ep21: Rudolph's Shiny New Year Happy New Year Listen Goblins! We are here for the first time in 2021 talking about this Rankin Bass Christmas Classic Rudolph's Shiny New Year. The gang is all here Travis, Megan, Alex, Quarter Past Five, General Ticker, Ben Franklin?, and the giant whale with an oral fixation Big Ben. We are on an epic quest to save Baby New Year, boost his sense of body positivity, and allow his youth to be sacrificed to the every shifting sands of time. Join us or forever be lost on a haunted iceberg in space! /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17453393

Ep20: Cats 01/01/2021

Ep20: Cats In a blast from the past we reveal an ancient recording of two friends who have just been subjected to the horrible dreamscape of color and abominations of nature that is Cats (2019). In all seriousness, please enjoy this recording that was so much fun to make it inspired all of us to create 20 episodes of a podcast together. We are all so grateful that you have been on that journey with us, thank you all for listening! /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17386652

Ep19: Jingle All The Way (Special Guest: Thor!) 12/24/2020

Ep19: Jingle All The Way (Special Guest: Thor!) Happy Holiday's from the end of 2020 Listeners! We've got another room mate of the pod this time with our guest Thor as we get into this 90's Christmas Comedy Jingle All The Way. Come see our characters blatantly disregard obvious morals and opportunities for growth for the sweet embrace of violence and jetpacks. It doesn't matter how many laws you break when you're Turbo Man. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17318111

Ep18: Bogus (Special Guest David!) 12/17/2020

Ep18: Bogus (Special Guest David!) We have a forth Goblin this week to help us tackle Bogus (the film for kids that weren't allowed to see Matilda due to witchcraft), room mate of the pod David! We discuss what it means to be a good room mate and where to store your wigs in the bathroom, why Nancy Travis is contractually obligated to die in all films, and we have a lot to say about Dr. Surprise. Tune in and we will climb that scary ladder together. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17228552

Ep17: VelociPastor 12/10/2020

Ep17: VelociPastor Travis, Alex, and Megan have ascended to Goblindom in this episode with very special guest Kevin (a.k.a. Megan's actual Dad)! This week we untangle the existential questions of what it means to be good or evil and who has the raptor claws sharp enough to punish the bad boys. Tune in and find out which host is actually Chuck E. Cheese. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17136899

Ep16: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Season 2 Finale 12/03/2020

Ep16: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Season 2 Finale Our time with 90 Day Fiance has come to an end. We've seen the good, the bad, and the drunk ladies coming at you with a pair of scissors while you try to show her your new barber shop. This episode we induct a lucky cast member as a friend of the pod, we solicit advertisements from time traveling companies, and the impending law suit from the DumDums legal team. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/17045273

Ep15: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Double Feature 11/26/2020

Ep15: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Double Feature These DumDums just watched 2 episodes of America's favorite TV show. The Cost of Love and Not on My Watch were on the menu this time. We discuss edible squid masks, trading people for ham, America's desperate need for booty bongo talent, and much more. Does Travis have the Rona or is it just allergies? Find out next time! /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/16963091

Ep14: We Watched Zardoz So You Don't Have To 11/19/2020

Ep14: We Watched Zardoz So You Don't Have To Megan, Travis, and Alex are taking a break from 90 day fiance this week to talk about this curious turd. It's got everything and nothing It's a terrible future where mankind has learned the secrets of giant floating heads that vomits guns and forgotten the secrets of Sean Connery's erection. Rest in peace Mr. Connery we will remember you as Indiana Jones' Dad and not this topless maniac. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/16870019

Ep13: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Fight or Flight? (Guest: Sam Basinger) 11/12/2020

Ep13: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Fight or Flight? (Guest: Sam Basinger) Is Post Malone Stinky? Do the Cars from the movie Cars have a peepee? What does it look like? Is Tow Mater actually Travis' Dad? Will Ari call everyone in Biniyam's phone? We tackle the tough questions this week with very special guest Sam Basinger. Don't miss it! /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/16780265

Ep12: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Are You Done Yelling? 11/05/2020

Ep12: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Are You Done Yelling? This Episode we discuss the newest episode of 90 Fiance The Other Way. Asides include: The 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot, A nuanced look at circumcision, Yazan's hot scary family, and our MVP Rohit. /episode/index/show/fandumdums/id/16689104

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