Fess Up!

The Fess Sisters take ice breakers to a whole new level in this comedy podcast. Listen every other week as they discuss conversation starting questions you've never thought to ask another living soul!

Fess Up! #50: Torture for Fun 01/13/2023

Fess Up! #50: Torture for Fun In this extra-special landmark 50th episode, the Fess Girls do what they promised several episodes ago and deliver a special episode in which they discuss how many traps in Home Alone 1 (1990), Home Alone 2 (1992), and The Parent Trap (1998) would have killed their victims. In doing so they discover that Marv is the ultimate human punching bag, the Sticky Bandits probably have superhuman durability, Kevin does, without a shadow of a doubt, become John Kramer aka Jigsaw, and Kevin McCallister & Hallie Parker are the deadliest OTP there ever was. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/25598511

Fess Up! #49: Seagull Hubris 12/24/2022

Fess Up! #49: Seagull Hubris Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Fess Girls! In this holiday episode, Amy realizes that she has the hubris of the mighty seagull. The girls remake holiday songs about classic stories, talk about the mortality status of the Toy Story toys, and discuss which fictional santa they are. They come up with new ways to scar your children at Christmastime and discuss history's earliest kinks. What a great present this episode is! Gift it to a friend, no need to waste any wrapping paper! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/25423254

Fess Up! #48: Bisexual Santa 12/02/2022

Fess Up! #48: Bisexual Santa The Fess Sisters are back with another episode of Fess Up! They discuss the weird origin of pink lemonade, debate which Game of Thrones characters would win in a roasting contest, and discuss the sexuality of Santa Claus. They have Rick and Morty play the Newlywed Game and they figure out what two Bob's Burgers characters they are! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/25203363

Fess Up! #47: Don't be Crustacist! 11/05/2022

Fess Up! #47: Don't be Crustacist! The Fess Girls get spooky just days after Halloween's end for this episode of Fess Up! They talk haunted house improvements, who would win in a showdown between a witch, a mummy, a cat, and frankenstein, and assign Hogwarts houses to fictional characters. They make sure they "Consider the Lobster", they ruin fictional horror villains one by one, and they discover what Nightmare Before Christmas characters they are! Remember, folks: Crones are pointy and Hags sag! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/24912960

Fess Up! #46 Truth or Consequences 10/15/2022

Fess Up! #46 Truth or Consequences In this episode the Fess Sisters get distracted at every turn—ooh, look over there! They discuss the surname of Alan Tudyk, describe themselves as eggs, and consider if racecar drivers like to drive when they're not at work. They think about what the world would be like if hair changed like leaves, and decide which two Solar Opposites characters they are. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/24694299

Fess Up! #45: I'll Make a Meal Out of You 09/16/2022

Fess Up! #45: I'll Make a Meal Out of You The Fess Girls are back at it with an extra-musical episode that just drives home one universal truth: Every conversation can circle back to cannibalism. In this episode, the Girls parody a classic Disney number, they discuss Wookiee reproductive systems, and they theorize about the various kinks in Bikini Bottom. To bring a little wholesome to the raunchy, they also figure out what two Mamma Mia Characters they are. Be sure to listen to the very end, you won't want to miss the post-credits scene! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/24399660

Fess Up! #44: Spicy Tree Shrew 08/19/2022

Fess Up! #44: Spicy Tree Shrew In this episode the Fess Sisters put a new spin on a public domain, discuss why Voldemort is useless, rank how good the Disney Princes are in bed, decide if Superman or Scarlet Witch is more powerful, and figure out which two The Boys characters they are. Come for the icebreakers, stay for the arguments about tree shrews. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/24105384

Fess Up! #43: Sour Patch Hitmen 07/15/2022

Fess Up! #43: Sour Patch Hitmen The Fess Girls spend their forty-third episode talking about the little known bible verse Mars 9:18: "He who weareth the Hamster Bubble jumps in front of the train". They talk about the strange things Marissa agreed to when she didn't read the Terms & Conditions, and they talk about what Star Wars prequel characters they are. And if you're listening to this, and you're a time traveler about to go back in time: don't forget to bring your sour patch kids. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/23751722

Fess Up! #42: The Meaning of Mike Wazowski's Life 07/01/2022

Fess Up! #42: The Meaning of Mike Wazowski's Life In this episode the Fess sisters go on a tangent-filled journey to discover the meaning of life by discussing if Remy the Rat or Stuart Little would win in a fight, whether or not they would be able to run a haunted bed and breakfast, and ranking their past and current celebrity crushes by most likely to be an axe murderer. Eventually they uncover Mike Wazowski's biggest secret. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/23603234

Fess Up! #41: Italian Flag Shits 06/10/2022

Fess Up! #41: Italian Flag Shits If potty humor's not your thing, this is not the episode for you! In this episode the fess sisters create new equivalents to "bullshit", they discuss what horrors the chamberpot in Beauty and the Beast must have seen, Ena comes up with a Joker theory that is shitty in more ways than one, and Marissa shares a personal conspiracy theory that she is, in fact, a mealworm. Come for the poop jokes, stay for the Peacemaker What Two are You! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/23388083

Fess Up! #40: Schrodinger's Cat 05/14/2022

Fess Up! #40: Schrodinger's Cat In this episode, the Fesses get philosophical about Schrodinger's Cat... and how it is out for revenge. They discuss who is the furry beneath the Easter Bunny's suit, reveal the true villains of High School Musical, and discover what two characters they are from Our Flag Means Death. When the episode ends, the sisters are dead. And alive. Explain that one, Schrodinger. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/23110934

Fess Up! #39: ...At Night! 04/29/2022

Fess Up! #39: ...At Night! In this episode, see what the Fesses are like after hours! Ena and Marissa cause chaos as they stay up past their bedtimes and Amy (of all people!) is forced to try and reign them in! The Fess Girls talk about new animals for Medusa's head, new games for Squid Games: America Edition, and a new genre of soup! Enjoy the experience of Fess Up ...at night! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/22948631

Fess Up! #38: The Untethered Society 04/15/2022

Fess Up! #38: The Untethered Society In this episode The Fess Sisters discuss a Wife Swap of Helen Parr and Linda Belcher, find out which two Disenchantment characters they are, and even get a cameo from the sister formerly known as Miss Not Appearing On This Podcast. They also make a totally real pitch of a tv show to Taika Waititi, who is definitely listening. Hi, Taika Waititi! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/22807910

Fess Up! #37: 2 Hutt to Handle 03/25/2022

Fess Up! #37: 2 Hutt to Handle While we don't say it in the episode, Happy Birthday to Marissa! What we DO say in this episode includes words about pancake-shaped foods, an idea for a hit Hollywood movie about hunky Bakku the Hutt (who is real look him up), how Superman needs to do sit ups in the marianas trench to get a good workout, what two childhood games we are, and how the teletubbies live in Middle Earth: confirmed. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/22572158

Fess Up! #36: Face Ham 03/12/2022

Fess Up! #36: Face Ham In this episode, the Fess sisters discuss their school's legendary Ghostbusters dance, figure out what the government is hiding on the food pyramid, and create a bizarre creature that inhabits the afterlife. They decide which The Good Place characters they are and figure out how to read someone's fortune from their butt. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/22427969

Fess Up! #35: Meesa Horny 02/26/2022

Fess Up! #35: Meesa Horny In this incredibly fckwithable episode of Fess Up, the Fess Girls discuss the deadliest fruits and veggies, which Disney Princess knew about the birds and the bees before their movies, and whether or not they'd turn into an animate cup if it meant 10 free years of childhood. They decide which Star Wars characters are marriage material and also what two Tom Hanks Characters they are! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/22262726

Fess Up! #34: Shrek Solo 01/28/2022

Fess Up! #34: Shrek Solo In this episode the Fess Girls wonder why every home's front door opens up to their stairs, realize Shrek and Han Solo are actually the exact same character, and figure out which celebrities are the Wario to each other's Mario. They discuss which characters they are from What We Do In The Shadows, and most importantly they sing about how they do NOT want to build a snowman. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21935825

Fess Up! #33: Spank Them All 01/14/2022

Fess Up! #33: Spank Them All It's a New Year, which means a New Season of Fess Up! But don't worry, the Fess Girls are back in 2022 with the same shenanigans. In this episode, they discuss their new year's resolutions, talk about what happens to Andy after Toy Story and Dorothy after The Wizard of Oz. They discuss Mike Wazowski and Thanos' shared bloodline, and our shared bloodline with our treacherous mosquito offspring. And we talk about America's favorite movie, Encanto! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21777152

Fess Up! #32: Dread Elf Finch 01/01/2022

Fess Up! #32: Dread Elf Finch The Fess Sisters are kicking off the New Year with another episode of holiday cheer. They play The Ol' Switcheroo, replacing the characters of The Princess Bride with ones from Elf. They discover the true nefarious identity of Kevin McCallister, dig into the fascinating transformation of Scott Calvin's Boss into Father Time, and invent the Christmas movie the world has been dreaming of. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21649256

Fess Up! #31: Santazon Prime 12/18/2021

Fess Up! #31: Santazon Prime In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss how Jareth would throw a rad party, the relationship of Statler and Waldorf, and Statler's illustrious drag career. They recast the Harry Potter franchise with American actors. Marissa explains why socks are the true villainy of this world, and Ena practices being the jigsaw she was meant to be. Stick it out to the end for the next great Christmas Anthem. Also, Jeff Bezos, you should tweet about this episode. We know you're listening. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21529616

Fess Up! #30: Fire Trip 12/04/2021

Fess Up! #30: Fire Trip HAPPY 30TH EPISODE! In this very special episode of Fess Up, we bring in a very special guest: A Redhead with big FOMO! Listen as the Fess Girls and their mother discover a new Disney crackship, discuss who would win Naked and Afraid, and give Jerry of "Tom and Jerry" the hate he deserves! Amy insists she is a competent firemaker because of her many Fire Trips, and because it's a special landmark episode, we give you a present: The best insult of all time! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21375455

Fess Up! #29: Radioactive Stank 11/07/2021

Fess Up! #29: Radioactive Stank On this episode, the Fess Girls attempt to correlate pineapple on pizza and eating ass. They take DC and Marvel names literally only to discover that The Great Gatsby is where superheroes go to die. They also ponder what The Joker would be like as an impractical joker. Ena gets emotional over Medusa's snakes and too philosophical about phones, and the Fesses try to rank the Avengers by their natural musk! It's a wild time! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/21074555

Fess Up! #28: Glad He Ate Her 10/22/2021

Fess Up! #28: Glad He Ate Her It's Spooky Halloween, and in this episode the Fess sisters discover that one of them is a vampire and another is a werewolf. They discuss which Addams Family characters they are, just how long it takes to do a rubik's cube, what villain they would be a sidekick for, and whether or not you can trust a nurse who's married to a mortician. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20910689

Fess Up! #27: This One's for Steve 10/10/2021

Fess Up! #27: This One's for Steve In this episode, the Fesses discuss why they should have an impractical jokers-style tv show. They answer all of Steve's burning questions, including which iconic love triangles in fiction would be improved with polyamory. They come up with sister saw traps, re-cast a famous fantasy trilogy with muppets characters, and discuss what two Ted Lasso characters they are. And they do it all for Steve! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20769056

Fess Up! #26: Where's the Ref? 09/25/2021

Fess Up! #26: Where's the Ref? The Fess Girls are up to their usual antics! On this episode they delve into the bizarre songs that turn them on, enter a deep philosophical discussion about whether the Kool-aid Man is the juice or the jar, and the referee causes the ultimate scandal in a dramatic Trial by Combat! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20598200

Fess Up! #25: Anxiety Ass 09/10/2021

Fess Up! #25: Anxiety Ass What episode is funnier than 24? 25! Join the Fess Girls for their twenty-fifth episode in which they make an anxiety ass pact to get dummy thicc because their brains are sicc. They talk misleading superhero costumes and the shows that fill them with the most rage. They talk makeovers for elusive beasts. And Amy obsesses over Norm Scully's face for a little while because how could you not?! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20428202

Fess Up! #24: Ebisneezer Boobs 08/27/2021

Fess Up! #24: Ebisneezer Boobs Ena throws off Amy's groove in this episode of Fess Up! Marissa and Ena both complain about dating apps. Amy makes a realization about a movie that we all know and love and how it is actually a PG Saw movie. The Fess Girls try to find the strangest connection between Grandmother Willow and Pillows, and they also try to figure out what two RomComs they are! Is there something sinister binding Ariel and Flounder's friendship in The Little Mermaid? Find out in this episode! /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20285957

Fess Up! #23: Its Not NOT Lizzie McGuire 08/15/2021

Fess Up! #23: Its Not NOT Lizzie McGuire In this episode, the Fess Girls remind Ena what 3 Billy Goats Gruff is and realize that Kindergarten failed them. They talk about what celebrity is speaking to them telepathically and Ena admits that despite being an egg-obsessed fool, she doesn't know what an omelette is. Marissa issues a PSA Call-to-Action: Find this specific childhood educational video game. Topical things such as Twilight and The Olympics are discussed alongside not-topical things such as the superior British insultist. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/20146094

Fess Up! #22: The Brink of War 07/30/2021

Fess Up! #22: The Brink of War In this episode, Marissa tells a story of purple vomit, Amy rants about wood carving, New hot slang terms for toenails are invented, and Ena introduces the concept of Sea Furries. Who is the villain of The Little Mermaid? Ursula, Ariel, or Scuttle? You gotta listen to find out. XOXO, Gossip Girl. SQUAWK. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/19976504

Fess Up! #21: Stink Me Up, Scotty 07/17/2021

Fess Up! #21: Stink Me Up, Scotty In this episode, Amy talks about her craziest NYC experience that may or may not have been a time traveler's inspiration for the movie Twister. The Fesses discuss one specific Disney Princess' vampirism and how to incorporate Mambo #5 into your dating profile. They talk about what two Disney Cats they are and have a peek into the marital issues of three Disney hunks. And, of course, they discuss the power and majesty of The Fart™. /episode/index/show/fessup/id/19839284

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