Find Your Beach

On the FIRST day of quarantine during a global pandemic, comedy couple Andy Haynes and Rosebud Baker started podcasting from a bunker in LA, hoping their relationship could outlast the coronavirus. ....Two days later, they were engaged. Now they're REALLY stuck together. https://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach

Episode #119: Talking in My Sleep 10/18/2021

Episode #119: Talking in My Sleep Hi Beaches! Full disclosure, it's been a rough week and it all started with a bad batch of mozzarella sticks. This week on Find your Beach, We listen to some of Rosebud's haunted sleep recordings, turns out she's possessed by the ghost of Annabelle. Andy and Rosebud argue about Fall and Justin Bieber and missing out on the beauties of the natural world. It's a deep one folks. Also, text us your BAD ADVICE questions to be featured on the beach! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20852243

Patreon Preview #79: Into the Mines 10/16/2021

Patreon Preview #79: Into the Mines Hi Beaches! Come on in, the water is warm! This week on Find Your Beach, Rosebud is kicked off ZocDoc for blowing off half the doctors in New York City, Andy breaks down his plan to invade the Mormon church and we discuss Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special. Make sure you text us your BAD ADVICE questions and your CHILDHOOD TRAUMA stories and you'll get a shout out on the pod! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20839328

Episode #118: Selling Butthole Art 10/11/2021

Episode #118: Selling Butthole Art Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about the absurdity of Squid Game, Rosebud reveals some top secret information about the new CDC covid guidelines and Andy talks about his side hustle of selling butthole pics online, you guys - business is booming! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20772413

Patreon Preview #78: Anatomy of a Karen 10/08/2021

Patreon Preview #78: Anatomy of a Karen Hi Beaches! It's another special patreon episode of Find Your Beach. This week, we're tackling a very sensitive topic. The anatomy of a Karen. We dissect a perfect example of this modern day phenomenon. Also, we go over one of your BAD ADVICE questions and Rosebud and Andy talk about their upcoming trip to Iceland! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: . Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20751227

Episode #117: Our Marriage Lives On 10/04/2021

Episode #117: Our Marriage Lives On Hi Beaches! Welcome back to the beach, pull up a chair. This week on the pod, Rosebud shares her odd experience with her therapist, Andy cums in Matrix code and we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary by busting out our freezer-burned wedding cake - it's disgusting. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20692202

Patreon Preview #77: Hyped on America 10/01/2021

Patreon Preview #77: Hyped on America Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the Beach. This week on the pod, Joe Rogan got us all hyped on America and we're ready to rock out with the sheep! Rosebud talks about her plastic surgery journey and Andy contemplates killing his mom. It's a special episode just for the sexy Patreon members! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20674226

Episode #116: I Miss My Wife! 09/27/2021

Episode #116: I Miss My Wife! Hi Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy is on the road being a good son and an even better nurse. Between putting on compression socks and filling up lemonade we managed to record a podcast. We talk about the art of small talk, needing to impress our parents and the reasons why you would call off work. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20607827

Patreon Preview #76: What if Mouse Could Fly? 09/24/2021

Patreon Preview #76: What if Mouse Could Fly? Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we're discussing the struggles of a long distance marriage, Rosebud talks about locking her mom in an attic and fighting with Marc Maron and Andy shares the nuances of penis stretching techniques. It's a weird one. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20586248

Episode #115: We Know Fashion 09/20/2021

Episode #115: We Know Fashion Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, Rosebud and Andy take a look at all of the crazy outfits from this year's MET Gala. From Kim Kardashian looking like everyone's nightmare to A$AP Rocky wearing a Captain Crunch Blanket, we are the fashion critics you didn't know you needed - we definitely know what we're talking about. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: ... Follow Andy: ... Follow Rosebud: ... Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20534429

Patreon Preview #75 09/18/2021

Patreon Preview #75 Hi Beaches, Welcome back to the beach! This week on the pod, we're talking about our anniversary plans to Iraq (spoiler: we actually don't have any plans), teaching kids how to do cocaine and the weird gifts Rosebud's mom has given over the years. Love you beaches! See you next week. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20519621

Episode #114: The Abortion Bus 09/14/2021

Episode #114: The Abortion Bus Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to the beach - this week on the pod, Rosebud is on death's door after OD'ing on Tums, Andy talks about his concerned with teenagers and his highly caffeinated urine and Rosebud is a corporation for abortions! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20464202

Patreon Episode #74 Preview: The Andy Show 09/10/2021

Patreon Episode #74 Preview: The Andy Show Hi Beaches, It's the Andy show on this episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, Andy talks about his wild trip back to NYC during Hurricane Ida, getting into fights with country hicks and how he plans to move too Iraq to drive a truck. It's a very Andy "pussy hands" Haynes special! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20428703

Episode #113: It Feels Good To Cry 09/06/2021

Episode #113: It Feels Good To Cry Aloha Beaches! Welcome back to another episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we connect with our emotions and talk about why it feels so good to cry. Andy and Rosebud discuss becoming "ass people" and prostate milking. In other news, our dog Mouse is twerking with city girls and we talk about why Andy's big break will be on SNL as an old man. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20382833

Patreon Episode Preview #73: Andy Goes Deep 09/03/2021

Patreon Episode Preview #73: Andy Goes Deep Hi Beaches, On this Patreon episode, we're getting deep. Very deep. Rosebud and Andy talk about coming up and grinding in their comedy careers, Andy talks about his struggles with social media and why he should have started therapy later in life and we have a great Childhood Shame" story involving Doritos. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: . Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20361308

Episode #112: Sexy Secret Time 08/30/2021

Episode #112: Sexy Secret Time Hi Beaches, Welcome back to a sexy episode of Find Your Beach. On the pod, we're cracking open Andy's childhood, discussing why everyone is a little gay and how phones are fucking up our babies. We also shout out long time supporter of the beach, Mariska Hargitay! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20303390

Patreon Preview #72: Nipples 08/27/2021

Patreon Preview #72: Nipples Aloha Beaches! It's a spicy patreon episode this week. On the pod, Rosebud talks about the time Mouse shit on an airplane, we get down and dirty with our favorite types of nipples and why men always breakdown their stats when they're ready to throw down! Ok, love you bye! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20286662

Episode #111: Hurricane Henri 08/23/2021

Episode #111: Hurricane Henri Welcome back Beaches, Take cover friends! On the pod, we talk about how our parents tried to keep us from becoming gay, sleeping in a tent to get away from your partner and why living in Staten Island is just like living in an Applebee's. This episode is brought to you by Hurricane Henri and the chaos is caused here in NYC. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20226965

Patreon Preview Episode #71: A Poem for Rosebud 08/21/2021

Patreon Preview Episode #71: A Poem for Rosebud Hi Beaches, This is a heartfelt episode for the all the real beaches out there, you know who you are. On the pod, we discuss the differences between hanging out with Liberals and Conservatives, ferrets could be the best baby killers of all and we share our dreams of getting lost in France. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20213894

Episode #110: The Sacrifices of Marriage 08/16/2021

Episode #110: The Sacrifices of Marriage Aloha Beaches! On today's podcast we discuss Andy's plans for being president of the world, our weird body proportions, what being married to Trump would be like and the many sacrifices of being married on this week's episode of Find Your Beach. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20159603

Patreon Episode #70 Preview: The Nightmare 08/13/2021

Patreon Episode #70 Preview: The Nightmare Hi Beaches! This week we we fill you in on climate change, show SECRET recording of Rosebud's nightmare, talk about what would happen if the other died and what it takes to be a good travel buddy. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20133218

Episode #109: Weird Nipples 08/09/2021

Episode #109: Weird Nipples Hi Beaches! We're back in the studio ripping off this episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, we're off the wagon sampling zero-proof alcohol, talking about Joe Rogan's weird nipples, and we're shouting out Big Pete and his whole family for supporting the beach! We love you! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20077193

Preview: Patreon Episode #69: My Pillow 08/06/2021

Preview: Patreon Episode #69: My Pillow Aloha Beaches! We're back in the studio and better than ever! This week on the pod, we battle it out over Rosebud's love for My Pillow (it's a damn good pillow - sorry), Andy judges a dog bikini contest and we discuss the awkwardness of coughing in public because of COVID-19. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/20058758

Episode #108: Kid Shame 07/26/2021

Episode #108: Kid Shame Hi Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, we're unraveling our childhood traumas and sharing them right here on the pod! Rosebud reveals her childhood dream of having a dick, Andy comes clean about jerking off in a doctor's office and why back massagers make great vibrators. K Bye! TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19931036

Patreon Preview: Ep. 68 Don't Cry 07/23/2021

Patreon Preview: Ep. 68 Don't Cry Aloha Beaches! Welcome back! Lots of fun stuff of the pod this week. We talk about why Rosebud is too hot for comedy, Andy unlocks the mysteries behind sex robots and why Freedom of speech is weirdly one sided. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: Follow Andy: Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19904897

Episode #107: Drinking Vinegar 07/19/2021

Episode #107: Drinking Vinegar Welcome back Beaches! This week on the pod, Andy puts all the cards on the table and shares how he wants to live out the rest of his life (hint: he wants to die). That being said, Rosebud plans slay into her 50s. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: . Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19852571

Patreon Episode #66: Feeling Loopy (PREVIEW) 07/16/2021

Patreon Episode #66: Feeling Loopy (PREVIEW) Hey Beaches! This is a preview of this week's Patreon episode . On it Rosebud had a monster week so we're back recording in the bunker for this episode of Find Your Beach. This week on the pod, Andy tries to overdose on melatonin, Charlie is going away for summer camp and Rosebud gets her ass eaten during a message. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: . Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19828748

Episode #106 07/12/2021

Episode #106 Hi Beaches! Well, Coronavirus dropped a mixtape...and it's fire! Delta Variant what what?!? This week on the pod, Andy sends a sex worker to college, Rosebud plans her queen lifestyle after Andy dies and Right-wing nut jobs are singing the national anthem in Walmart. Enjoy. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: https://www.parkstudio.nyc/ Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19788239

Patreon #65 Preview: We Had A Fight 07/10/2021

Patreon #65 Preview: We Had A Fight Preview of this week's Patreon episode: Aloha Beaches! Guys...Andy I had a fight. He barely survived. This week on the pod, we're freeing the nipple and breaking down Rosebud's expert fighting skills. Also, our teenage neighbors are cutting up coke with Pokemon cards and snorting it off their iPhones...so there's that. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19765010

Episode 105: Andy's Guide to Summer 06/28/2021

Episode 105: Andy's Guide to Summer Aloha Beaches! This week on Find Your Beach, we discuss why straight people should "spill the beans" in causal conversation, Rosebud has a meltdown on vacation, Andy plans a camping trip with a Russian Volleyball team, and we workshop our new pop single, called "Blow Your Friends". It's about to be the song of the summer. Just sayin'. TEXT your BAD ADVICE questions to 917-540-8395 Subscribe to the Patreon for exclusive videos and behind the scenes clips: . Follow Andy: . Follow Rosebud: Produced at Park Studio: Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19625972

Episode #104: Back From the Beach 06/21/2021

Episode #104: Back From the Beach Aloha Beaches, We're back from the beach! This week on the pod, we talk about our vacation excursions and Andy shares why his dad's values are cemented like a fossil in time. Subscribe to the Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/findyourbeach... Follow Andy: http://www.instagram.com/imandyhaynes... Follow Rosebud: http://www.instagram.com/rosebudbaker... Produced at Park Studio: http://parkstudio.nyc Follow Park Studio NYC: @parkstudio.nyc /episode/index/show/findyourbeach/id/19547210

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