Fixed Yer Movie

Nate and David are two Hollywood “fixers” on a mission to expand, explode, re-tool and Supersize™ all movies so that they can each earn 1 billion dollars! New episodes every Tuesday IG: @fixedyermovie / Twitter: Fixedyer

EP #38: LITTLE WOMEN (2019) 03/01/2022

EP #38: LITTLE WOMEN (2019) Ep #38: LITTLE WOMEN LITTLE WOMEN has a LOT of issues. It's not very YAS KWEEN and there are 0 war beats. Despite the incredible, next level computer graphics, this movie was a snore. Tune in to hear how we helped it hit a 'bil! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/22299134

EP #37: SPIDERMAN 3 02/17/2022

EP #37: SPIDERMAN 3 Spiderman 3 wasn't a slam dunk, but it was a nice lay up. It's a great movie and it only has to make 100 million dollars. It did everything right, so what can we fix? You have to tune in to find out! And join our patreon at patreon.com/fixedyermovie for new bonus episodes every week! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/22168931

BONUS EP: THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME 02/15/2022

BONUS EP: THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME Everyone knows Nate is a rocker. That's why he broke all the rules and released this PRIVATE BONUS EPISODE to the public!! Listen in as Nate talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2022 inductees /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/22145051

EP #36: THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE! 02/01/2022

EP #36: THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE! The Eyes of Tammy Faye is the story of some certified hustla's/playa's that used their money-making skillz to get RICH. The movie only made 2 million dollars and it is objectively bad, but if you do the math, this should've made 6 billion dollars! Listen in to see how we fixed The Eyes of Tammy Faye /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21986183

EP #35: UNCUT GEMS 01/19/2022

EP #35: UNCUT GEMS UNCUT GEMS is a third-tier Sandler vehicle and Sandler has NEVER hit a bil, it does co-star Idina Menzel who has hit a 'bil with Frozen. Plus this movie has MONEY in the title! But it messes it up, so we are called upon to make a LOT of fixes to this crummy movie. Tune in to hear how we took it to a 'bil. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21828152

EP #34: MATRIX RESURRECTIONS 01/11/2022

EP #34: MATRIX RESURRECTIONS Matrix movies have NEVER hit a 'bil, and yet this movie actually has billion dollar mindset. It just needs some branding beats, better B.H.I. and to be tied into another, superior Warner Brothers property. And that's just the beginning of our fixes! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21744146

EP #33: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE 12/20/2021

EP #33: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE It's A Wonderful Life is a crummy movie, but a great I.P., so we've re-booted it! This is a 2021 re-make that will definitely hit a billion! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21540416

BONUS EP: WILL WEST SIDE STORY HIT A BIL? 12/14/2021

BONUS EP: WILL WEST SIDE STORY HIT A BIL? We're doing our holiday good deed and releasing our weekly patreon-exclusive bonus ep's to EVERYONE for this week only. On Thursday we're releasing our main holiday fix of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE and then we'll be taking a holiday break to explore some Hollywood options and then promptly returning in 2022 with GOOD TIME. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21484277

EP #32: YOUR NAME 12/07/2021

EP #32: YOUR NAME Your Name is basically Japan's answer to Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, but not as good. Even though this movie has a TON of issues, it was basically made for free (just the price of pencils and paper) so it's worth fixing. And it DID make half a billion, so listen in to see how we doubled that. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21410258

EP #31: KING RICHARD 11/30/2021

EP #31: KING RICHARD Will Smith is an A+ mega-wattage mega-starage star, the kind that we normally discuss because he HITS A BIL! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21330026

EP #30: RED NOTICE 11/23/2021

EP #30: RED NOTICE RED NOTICE is the winner of the first ever Fixed Yer Movie Brandy Award for Excellence in On-Screen Branding! Mercedes! iPhones! Coca Cola and MORE! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21262454

EP #29: GHOSTBUSTERS 11/16/2021

EP #29: GHOSTBUSTERS Ghostbusters seems like a billion dollar series, but embarassingly enough NONE of the 'Buster series have EVER earned anywhere near a billion dollars. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21185225

EP #28: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN 11/09/2021

EP #28: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN This is the first (and hopefully the last) movie we're covering by the Never-Billion Brothers AKA 18 Time Losers AKA The Coen Brothers. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN is boring, long and RANDOM AF. The villain looks like Swiss Miss and there's 0 hits on the soundtrack. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21107105

EP #27: DUNE 11/02/2021

EP #27: DUNE The geniuses behind Space Jam 2: A New Legacy are back with yet another REVOLUTIONARY IDEA! Warner Brothers looked over at Disney's MASSIVE multi-billion dollar Star Wars franchise and said "Yes, please!" and now we have DUNE. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/21027221

EP #26: GET OUT 10/26/2021

EP #26: GET OUT This week we fix GET OUT, a crummy horror movie that you have to go to Einstein University to understand but it was made by Jordan "56X MULTIPLIER" Peele and there even is a little bit of branding in here! But there were a lot of issues and we pulled out all the stops to fix this one! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20947187

FYM BONUS: WE APOLOGIZE AGAIN 10/22/2021

FYM BONUS: WE APOLOGIZE AGAIN It's been a year since "the tweets" that got us kicked out of Hollywood! We've already apologized but we could use some more press so we're apologizing again. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20908262

EP #25: HEREDITARY! 10/19/2021

EP #25: HEREDITARY! HEREDITARY is our first horror movie and this thing is crummy as heck. But we did discover the magic of Ari "8X multiplier" Aster, who is ready to make a billion dollar picture. We're confident we've turned Hereditary into a billion dollar franchise. Tune in to find out how! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20873090

EP #24: JERRY MAGUIRE 10/12/2021

EP #24: JERRY MAGUIRE It's the end of 90's month and we're covering JERRY MAGUIRE a movie about HIGH POWERED AGENTS! Relatable much? This didn't make a 'bil so technically it is bad, but it really tried and showed a lot of heart. Did we take it into the end zone (of a billion dollars)? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20794013

EP #23: ROMEO + JULIET 10/05/2021

EP #23: ROMEO + JULIET Romeo + Juliet is a romantic comedy that isn't romantic or funny! And P.U. does this script stink! Every line of dialogue is annoying/stupid! And there are 0 tie-in's or branding! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20714672

EP #22: CRASH (1996) 09/28/2021

EP #22: CRASH (1996) It's week 2 of 90's month and today we're fixing a fan submission: Crash (1996). Even though it has a REVOLUTIONARY B.H.I., and it won the Oscar for Best Movie, but it could still use a tune-up. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20633306

EP #21: YOU'VE GOT MAIL 09/21/2021

EP #21: YOU'VE GOT MAIL Welcome to 90's month! For the next 4 movies we will be fixing the movies of the 1990's, a decade that hardly produced any billion dollar movies at all! Every movie we've seen from that decade has been crummy but we've finally found one that had the right mindset: 1998's YOU'VE GOT MAIL. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20553515

EP #20: CATS 09/14/2021

EP #20: CATS This week the fixers Nate and David come together to fix a movie that doesn't need fixing, a movie that they worked on and were incredibly proud of: CATS (2019). One of the best musicals ever made, and yet it didn't hit a bil? Why? What could we have done differently? It wasn't easy, but we FIXED IT and made it a TRUE billion dollar movie! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20475935

EP #19: BLACK WIDOW 09/07/2021

EP #19: BLACK WIDOW Black Widow is the movie that almost tore this podcast apart. Fixers Nate and David set aside their personal interest in this movie (and the lawsuits surrounding it) and make an honest fix for Black Widow, the rare Marvel Studio film that even needed our help! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20400182

EP #18: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE 08/31/2021

EP #18: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE In our last entry for Kids Month we find yet another kids movie that isn't even for kids. This is a high school movie without dances, makeovers or Big Games, so what the heck is the point of it? Despite us finding the movie to be objectively crummy we do actually find a lot to like, especially the directed Todd "6.25 Multiplier" Solonz. Do we manage to get the movie to a billion? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20325740

EP: #17: POKÉMON: DETECTIVE PIKACHU 08/24/2021

EP: #17: POKÉMON: DETECTIVE PIKACHU POKÉMON: AGENT PIKACHU is a movie that we didn't understand but we LOVED! This movie both turned us on and inspired our love despite this only making under half a billion. Are our ideas able to grab up the money that this movie left on the table? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20247500

Ep #16: Paddington 2 08/17/2021

Ep #16: Paddington 2 You'd think the "Best Reviewed Movie of All Time" wouldn't need much fixing, but sadly you'd be wrong. We tackle the beloved, by who we're not sure, Paddington II for our second week of KIDS MONTH. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20172533

EP #15: KIDS 08/10/2021

EP #15: KIDS We are kicking off 4 episodes in a row where we delve into kids movies. We decided to start out with an obvious one, 1995's Kids! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20095238

EP #14: ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD 08/03/2021

EP #14: ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD In this episode we try and fix a movie by 9 time loser QT aka Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/20022683

EP #13: SPACE JAM 2: A NEW LEGACY 07/27/2021

EP #13: SPACE JAM 2: A NEW LEGACY We try our hardest not to get emotional as we cover not only the best movie we've watched for this podcast, but one of the best movies ever made. The branding, the tie-in's, the PROPERTIES! It's all there! This movie is so good it makes a classic like Sonic The Hedgehog look like some crap like Nomadland! Was there even anything to fix? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/19947110

EP #12: SOUL 07/20/2021

EP #12: SOUL In our first episode covering an animated movie, we try and take Disney's SOUL to a Billion. Disney knows what they are doing, unfortunately they made the mistake of bringing on Pixar a company that doesn't have a clue! You need a Harvard degree to understand this confusing movie! Were we able to fix Soul and turn it into a billion dollar movie? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/fixedyermovie/id/19870751

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