Fullmetal Bazinga
Fullmetal Bazinga is a watch-along podcast for the final season of The Big Bang Theory. It is also an improvised audio drama, a meditation on fiction, and a real show for humans and other sentient creatures. All of this is brought to you by the hosts of Left Trigger Right Trigger. If you're a new listener, we recommend starting from the beginning or from episode four ("The Tam Turbulence"). Note: we are currently on a break between seasons.
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The Fullmetal Bazinga Postmortem
05/31/2019
The Fullmetal Bazinga Postmortem
Listeners - Welcome to a spoilerific episode of Fullmetal Bazinga. If you are new to the show, this isn't the place to start. We asked for questions and you delivered! Thank you everyone who sent in questions. This turned into an extra long episode because we're just that extra when it comes to responding to your questions and thanking folks. Thank you all for joining us on this ride. For real, all our listeners have been wonderful and very encouraging. Thank you for your kindness on this adventure. We hope you stick around for the next one, because we will absolutely be making more shows in the future. Questions covered: What's going to happen now that Big Bang Theory has ended? How did this show happen? Why would you do such a thing to us? What are your real feelings on the Big Bang Theory? Who is Stephan Jenkins? What Easter Eggs are hidden in this show? What tips do you have for listeners who might want to make their own show? Here is a list of folks we love and to whom we owe a great debt for helping make this show possible: Margot Hartley, for the name of our show Doug Linse, who created our theme and who played The Silent. Hear his music at and find him on twitter Calvin Kasulke, for playing himself () Vorn [No Last Name], for playing himself Andy Hanold, for playing Carlton Billingsley () Asher Silverman, for playing Carson DiMaggio () Sarah Elliot, for playing Regina Catalina () Andrew Zucosky, for playing Stephan Jenkins () Ryan Gorneau, for playing Slim Jim Doritoman Jo Kroger, for playing the voice of GenCorp () Dalton Deschain, for playing Production Manager Garfield () Ayla Kaluski, for playing Operator Ophelia Kate Wardell, for playing The Crow Lady / Gall-Lee () Sam Schnorr, for playing Crypt-Key Christian Kelley-Madera, for playing Bill Prady () Special Thanks to the other shows who made our finale montage possible. We recommend following all of these shows: The Bazinga Boys () created by Rob ( Pete () and Vorn, who doesn't exist on the internet apparently Fuzzy Logic () created by V Silverman () Andrew Prensky () Ben Stern, and occasionally featuring Ed Rosini Amazon Book Club () created by Austin Hannah () Ganesh Sarma () and Shane Burklow () Debate This! () created by Andrew Henderson () Kyle Harper () Matt Cole () and Todd Thomas () Fullmetal Bazinga was created and hosted by Tess Hazel () David Flamm () Giovanni Colantonio () and Greg Schulz (). It was edited by the overwhelmingly powerful David Flamm, without whom this show would've sounded like trash. Thank you again for listening. Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure. May The Young Sheldon have mercy on us all
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The Postmortem Announcement
05/22/2019
The Postmortem Announcement
Fullmetal Bazinga is doing a special debrief episode! Send us your questions by tweeting at us () or by filling out our google form below. We will stop taking questions sometime in the evening on May 27 2019 (Eastern Time). (OR COPY THIS LINK: ) Thank you for listening! As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to
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The Change Constant / The Stockholm Syndrome / The Thrilling Conclusion
05/17/2019
The Change Constant / The Stockholm Syndrome / The Thrilling Conclusion
...I recognize something in you that makes me feel I'm not alone / I recognize something deeper than I've ever known / And we'll never change / We'll never have a home / This is ours now for a while / We're exiles / We are exiles...
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The Maternal Conclusion
05/11/2019
The Maternal Conclusion
...she's got something big to tell me At the ocean Talk back at the ocean There's no simple way To let you know Funny how she always cried out...
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The Plagiarism Schism
05/03/2019
The Plagiarism Schism
This episode comes to you live from along the coast, somehow tracking that crow didn't work out. Please, if you can download this, send helMOBILE DATA LIMIT EXCEEDED, YOU CAN ADD MORE OR JUST USE 2G SPEEDS UNTIL YOUR DATA RESETS ON 05/1̶̠̟̤̰͚̱̲͙̔́̀̒̊͌̀̃̓̇̕͝͠ͅ6̴̣̲̖̺̬̿̈́̎̔̃͋̀̿̄̏͠/̷̦͊͐͆͆̍͘/2̴̨̧̨̖͕̟̼̙̝̩̗̰̜͍̼͖͍̭̞̪̩̤̲̠͓̩̙̣̺̳̮̥̫͇̯͉̩̹̥̪̣̹̬̬̗̼̜̭̙̪̜͕̳̭͇̖͇̤̺͉̭̯͎̒́̒́̓͆̓͊̇̃̅͛́͗̑̎͐̈͑́͆̉̀͗̈́́̈́̇̈́̽̽̂̅̓̿͋̎̂̈́͌͊͆͂̓͘̕͜͜ͅ0̵̧̨̨̧̛̛̼͖̮͔̫͈͙͙̥̬̟͕̖̗͚͖̟͖̖̙̹͍̥̤͖̩̰̥̤̠̙̖̪̠͖̟̝̞̩̗̮̺̱̬̮̟̱̣͕͈͕̭̠̮̩̮̩̹̄̔̀̓̋͒͊͋̂͊͒̓̄̀̈́͑͋̚͘͜͝ȩ̵̡̨̬̠͔͍̝̹͔̱̹̩͔̳̟̦͙͈̮͔̜̮͇̻̞̹̭̼̘͚̪̠̈́̂̔̐́̐̒̅̄̈̐̿̾̃̏͛̂͂̐͒̀̋̅̈͗́̿̄̅͋́͊̆̀̄̓̚̕͜͜͝ͅ-̸̧̢̡̧̻̜͙̰̣͙̇́̆̒̒̋̓͒͗́̌̇̈́̓͑̄̀̐̆̕̕͘`̶̢̨̡̡̧̢̛͇̮̱̻̝̪̭̻͙̳̗͔̥̟̞̯̰̮̘͎̳̱̫̺͕̣̺̱̝͖̟̮͕̥͖͍͔̦̙͚͈͍́̓͋̈́̊͊̊̽̉͋̒̀̇̈́̋̌̂́͌̎̀̅̌̓̌̾̀̃̀͗̅̎͗̑̂̄̄͋̈́̍̈́̑́̋̑̃̕͘̕ͅ
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The Decision Reverberation
04/26/2019
The Decision Reverberation
What moves beyond the veil, dear listeners? Reunited and with renewed energy, your hosts try to uncover a way to reach Lorre before time runs out. A light in the sky and an unexpected visitor reveal further mysteries. This week: What is the mind cap? Is Chuck Lorre weakening? What was the unknown light in the sky? Is The Assertive pulling free of Lorre? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 20: The Decision Reverberation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. Thank you to The Silent, Doug Linse, for creating our theme. You can hear all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com
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The Inspiration Deprivation
04/19/2019
The Inspiration Deprivation
The gang's all here! Well, mostly... G is gone again. And Dave seems a little off. Greg isn't happy to be here. But, Colin is here. Colin is always here. This week: Is Chuck Lorre OK? What secrets await beyond the veil? What is it about seven... seven... seven. All these questions and more are discussed in episode 19: The Inspiration Deprivation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. Thank you to The Silent, Doug Linse, for creating our theme. You can hear all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com
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The Laureate Accumulation
04/05/2019
The Laureate Accumulation
We return- Please let us know if you've seen Dave. 18 Episodes of Fullmetal Bazinga. We changed the password for this feed so no one can hack it again. If you know who posted that last episode, please contact us. Thank you.
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GenCorp_Comm_Log # L0-RR3: "A Fireside Chat"
03/22/2019
GenCorp_Comm_Log # L0-RR3: "A Fireside Chat"
The following program is the protected existential property of GenCorp. Unlicensed distribution is strictly prohibited - violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Should Law be unavailable or absent, violators will be subject to GenCorp distribution policy and held accountable for any and all GenCorp profit loss in a material, potential, subjective, and infinite sense. Consumers of this program relinquish the rights to their likeness, personality, energy, and matter in perpetuity to GenCorp or a local GenCorp subsidiary - BEGIN DESCRIPTION - GenCorp: Reality You Can Trust Greetings everyone. Long has it been since the last GenCorp Comm Log - at least for those of you who are subject to linear time. Please enjoy this story, sponsored in part by Hoober Cabs! "Hoober: We 'Hoob' You Have A Great Day" This particular Comm Log is narrated by GenCorp Chief Existential Officer Stephan Jenkins. Make sure to leave a comment in whatever way you are able to do so: we'll be watching. - END DESCRIPTION -
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The Conference Valuation
03/08/2019
The Conference Valuation
Thursday is here and that means a hearty new episode of The Big Bang Theory, which therefore means another episode of the oft-quoted 'Official Big Bang Podcast' - Fullmetal Bazinga. So cut ties with all the lies that you've been living with, because this week's episode is one you can't miss. This week: Penny and Bernadette leave town and trust their husbands with caring for two never-seen children. Can Howard care for the kids on his own? Will Penny get scooped by a competing pharmaceutical company? What happens when Sheldon aaapp.pproaches Th□ angry boy̷ ̴a ̴b̴it ̵t̶oo̵ i̴n̸sa̷ne̸ / ̵icin̷g̴ ̴o̶v̸er̴ ̷a s̵e̷cr̶et̶ ̵p̸a̴i̵n̴ / ̵yo̸u̶ ̶k̵n̴o̸w̵ ̵y̵o̷u̵ ̵d̵o̷n̵'̸t̷ ̷b̷e̵l̶o̴n̶g...
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The D&D Vortex
03/01/2019
The D&D Vortex
Welcome, listeners, to a return to form. After last week's... episode... with Greg... we're here to bring you back up to speed with all the latest happenings in The Big Bang Theory, a show for everyone. And we mean, everyone. This week: A secret celebrity D&D game spurs the gang to investigate how they can join. Can Sheldon live down the embarrassment of vomiting on William Shatner? What clues can be found in "Graph Theory?" Who will win the Oscar for Best Picture this weekend, and how does that connect to The Big Bang Theory? Who is Stephan Jenkins? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 16: The D&D Vortex Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode seventeen, The Conference Valuation.
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Bazingaphone Log 002
02/22/2019
Bazingaphone Log 002
... there's a shouting match // sharp as a thumbnail scratch // a silence I can't ignore // like the hammock by the // doorway we spent time in, swings empty // don't see lightning like last fall // when it was always about to hit me...
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The Motivation Revelation
02/15/2019
The Motivation Revelation
HEPTAGON - HEPTAGON - - HEPTAGON - An investigator isn't cut out for anything like this. The Silent laughs and Ursa Major grins above. ....I'm going back to bed. Show Notes: I Knew a Guy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Dances and Dames Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Night on the Docks - Sax Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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The Donation Oscillation
02/08/2019
The Donation Oscillation
Fullmetal Bazinga: A show for the whole family. Listen to this episode with your kids, your pets, whomever in your house loves the Big Bang Theory. This week: Will Leonard go through with his plan to help Penny's ex-boyfriend have a baby? Will Bernadette really get into the so-called "Vomit Comet?" Can the Assertive hold it together long enough to resist Chuck Lorre's influence? What's the deal with Greg? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 15: The Donation Oscillation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode sixteen...
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The Meteorite Manifestation
02/01/2019
The Meteorite Manifestation
Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show for Human Beings, returns from PodCon to uncover the fresh secrets and revelations in this week's episode of Big Bang Theory. Thank you to everyone we met in Seattle - we hope you're ready for a true return to form in this episode. This week: How will Howard and Bernadette deal with their intrusive neighbor? Who is this "Andy" and what are his motivations? What mysteries are hidden in the meteorite that Leonard longs to slice open? Does Sheldon truly know any of his friends? How are we to interpret the premonition in this episode? How does The Silent tie into all of this? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 14: The Meteorite Manifestation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode fifteen: The Donation Oscillation
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The Silent Speaks
01/25/2019
The Silent Speaks
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The Confirmation Polarization
01/18/2019
The Confirmation Polarization
COME TALK TO US AT PODCON BOOTH 2 THIS WEEKEND (JAN 19 - 20) Fullmetal Bazinga: The most critically reviewed podcast in all of PodCon is back this week to bring you all the 'Official' Big Bang discussion you could ever need even though PodCon is right around the corner and your hosts are *definitely* packed and ready to get on their flight. This week: How will Amy and Sheldon react when their theory is suddenly proven to be accurate? Guess Anu and Raj are just on hold this week? Does Bernadette neg Penny into career success? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 13: The Confirmation Polarization Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge ...thank you to Doug Linse... who has always been here... and will always be here... such a strange name... You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com
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The Propagation Proposition
01/11/2019
The Propagation Proposition
Special announcement: Fullmetal Bazinga will be at podcon in Seattle! (Washington, United States, Earth). We'll be sharing a booth with our friends over at The Once and Future Nerd for both days of the conference (January 19 and 20) so come on over and talk to us about the Deep Lorre. We'd like to take this moment to say that wherever and whenever you are, we're so happy and grateful for your attention and time as we discuss all things Big Bang related. We know you're out there. We know you're listening. This week: Will Leonard have his chance to have a child? Can Raj and Anu patch things up? How can anyone be sure which show they are actually watching? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 12: The Propagation Proposition Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode thirteen, The Confirmation Polarization.
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The Paintball Scattering
01/04/2019
The Paintball Scattering
Fullmetal Bazinga: The 'Official' Big Bang Podcast and Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings is BACK for the new year! It's a return to form with a totally normal episode. No more conspiracy theories or quote unquote "deep lorre," just the show as it was meant to be - a critical look at everything Big Bang related. It's a new year, a new age, and practically a new timeline. This week: Can Sheldon handle sharing his academic glory with Amy? Will Denise ever find a roommate? Is Anu cheating on Raj? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 11: The Paintball Scattering Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode twelve, The Propagation Proposal. BONUS SHOW NOTES SPECIAL THANK YOU TO V AND SARAH. BE SURE TO GO CHECK OUT WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS!
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The Procreation CalculationnoitaluclaC noitaercorP ehT
12/14/2018
The Procreation CalculationnoitaluclaC noitaercorP ehT
It's Thursday, which means another episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. Join us once again for 30 minutes of high efficiency Big Bang discussion. In this episode, the speculation and theories continue to proliferate: Will Raj's date break the group apart? Will people ever respect Penny's decisions? Is Big Bang Theory a cunning double subversion of the fictitious and harmful narrative of heterosexual futurity? Is C sI ?ytirutuf lauxesoreteh fo evitarran lufmrah dna suoititcif eht fo noisrevbus elbuod gninnuc a yroehT gnaB giB sI ?snoisiced s'ynneP tcepser reve elpoep lliW ?trapa puorg eht kaerb etad s'jaR lliW :etarefilorp ot eunitnoc seiroeht dna noitaluceps eht ,edosipe siht nI .noissucsid gnaB giB ycneiciffe hgih fo setunim 03 rof niaga ecno su nioJ .sgnieB tneitneS rehtO dna snamuH roF wohS laeR ehT :agnizaB latemlluF fo edosipe rehtona snaem hcihw ,yadsruhT s'tI
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The VCR Illumination
12/07/2018
The VCR Illumination
A very special guest joins this episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. We take one step closer to legitimizing this show by bringing on a guest who has had some professional involvement with Big Bang Theory. Finally, we will get some insight into what happens behind the scenes! This week: Continuity between episodes is established. Can current Sheldon get out of his depressive funk? Are Bernadette and Howard on the rocks? Will Young Sheldon break the timeline? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 10: The VCR Illumination Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode eleven, which we will hopefully remember after we've posted it.
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The Wedding Gift ...Wormhole?
11/30/2018
The Wedding Gift ...Wormhole?
The drums of tÏme beat on and so too does this episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: A Real Show for Humans and Other Sentient Beings. As always, we will continue our episode-by-episode search to understand the truth behind the cultural touchstone known as "The Big Bang Theory." In this episode - the s§econ¶ one this week(!) - we stumble into some tr±ly "FOREBODING" clues: Does Stewart have... it out for... Howard's mom? Are... Bernadette and Howard the best... what is happening? This is the only episode this week. Where did this episode come from? When did... it get recorded? We... I... can't remember... Are We Ø×? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 1□: The Wedding Gýft ...Wormhole? Keep up with the show... by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode ¤µ: The VCR Illumination.
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The First Bazingiving
11/22/2018
The First Bazingiving
This week on Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show for Humans and Other Sentient Beings - It's a Bazingiving Miracle! With no new episode to guide them, host Colin takes the opportunity to catch everyone up on the very important history and context of The Big Bang Theory. It's an educational episode that's fun for the whole family! This week: What are the different interpretations of Chuck Lorre? How can we navigate the queasy intersection of metaphor and reality? What do you have to be thankful for this year? Why is Colin crying by the end of the episode? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 09.5: The First Bazingiving. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode ten, which will see us back in the studio analyzing the Big Bang Theory.
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The Citation Negation
11/16/2018
The Citation Negation
This week on Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a special guest joins to discuss the legacy of Chuck Lorre: Vorn from our friendly rivals, the Bazinga Boys! Giovanni is out, Vorn is in, and everything works out just about as well as you might expect. This week: What happens when Sheldon and Amy's pet theory is debunked? Will Bernadette beat her husband at Fortnite? Will Vorn attract the litigious attention of the Church of Scientology? How are we to respond to Chuck Lorre's Divine Ambitions? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 09: The Citation Negation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode ten, which will be out in two weeks. BONUS SHOW NOTES GO CHECK OUT THE BAZINGA BOYS PODCAST
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The Consummation Deviation
11/09/2018
The Consummation Deviation
Welcome to a very educational episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a podcast known by many as the "'Official' Big Bang Podcast." This is one episode you'll leave thinking, "you know, I learned something today." The facts won't stop and neither do we. This week: Recounting a highly educational field trip. Will Raj and Anu have sex BEFORE marriage? Is Teller the most delightful person on this show? Doesn't Kathy Bates deserve better than this? What secrets are hidden under Howard's "hair?" Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 08: The Consummation Deviation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga. As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode nine, in which we expect a brief and terrible reckoning. BONUS SHOW NOTES
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The Grant Allocation Derivation
11/02/2018
The Grant Allocation Derivation
Welcome to a Deep-Lorre filled episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings - a podcast that certain individuals have referred to as The "Official Big Bang Podcast." Tune in as we continue on our quest to understand the history and hidden agenda within the CBS Sitcom, The Big Bang Theory. This week: A quick shoutout to our Australian friends, The Bazinga Boys. How will Leonard portion out his grant money? Will the crow-lady contain her wards? Has Bernadette tired of her unholy duty? What power lies in the hearts of the Knights of Lorre, and how can we awaken it? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 07: The Grant Allocation Derivation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode eight, which apparently no one know the name of yet.
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The Imitation Perturbation
10/26/2018
The Imitation Perturbation
Dear New Listeners: Welcome to the Best Episode (so far) of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. Spurred on with the energy of a fortuitous retweet from the real and verified Big Bang Theory Twitter account, we are happy to inform you that we have been described as The "Official Big Bang Podcast." We have arrived! Episode six turns just happens to be the one in which we crack this whole thing WIDE OPEN. This week: How will Sheldon respond to Howard's funny (but pretty rude) costume? Has Penny forgotten her first kiss with Leonard? What exactly was that baby sound effect? Where are the Pradyshards and how can we reunite them? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 06: The Imitation Perturbation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode seven:The Grant Allocation Derivation. Bonus Shownotes: We see you Bazinga Boys. We see you.
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The Planetarium Collision
10/19/2018
The Planetarium Collision
Happy Lorre Day, everyone! Episode five of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings is here to celebrate this very special day. Show creator Chuck Lorre turns 66 today, but every Thursday feels like a birthday when you have a new Big Bang Theory episode to watch. This week, our hosts return from Serbia with life lessons and a fresh perspective on the last (and therefore best) season of the Big Bang Theory. This week: Will Howard embarrass Raj at the Planetarium? Why does Sheldon thinks Amy's job is so boring? What makes any of these friendships worth maintaining? Exactly how many Pradys are there? What happened to Anu? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 05: The Planetarium Collision Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode six: The Imitation Perturbation. Bonus Shownotes: WE'RE GOING TO KEEP USING THIS TERRIBLE ALARM UNTIL WE GET A BETTER SUGGESTION
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The Tam Turbulence
10/12/2018
The Tam Turbulence
ATTENTION LISTENERS: PLEASE SEE THE SPECIAL NOTE BELOW. Welcome to the fourth episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. This week, we will once again delve into the "Deep Lorre" of the the television phenomenon, The Big Bang Theory. Special guest Calvin joins our hosts (two of which have fled to Serbia for Young Sheldon related reasons) and dissects this episode, which sees almost none of the couples on screen together. What better way to celebrate National Coming Out Day than with thirty minutes of Boys vs. Girls storytelling? This week: Will Anu stay with Raj now that she knows he's weird? How come Penny and Bernadette are so unhappy in their marriages? Can Sheldon forgive someone for a crime they didn't know they committed? Why are there so many patricidal undertones to the extended Pradyverse? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 04: The Tam Turbulence. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode five: The Planetarium Collision. Bonus Shownotes: Tune in to Calvin and Colin's show Cassingles on or check out the SPECIAL NOTE: WE NEED A NEW ALARM SOUND. PLEASE SUGGEST ONE. WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP USING THE ONE THAT COLIN MADE. PLEASE! HELP US!
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The Procreation Calculation
10/05/2018
The Procreation Calculation
It's Thursday, which means another episode of Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings. Join us once again for 30 minutes of high efficiency Big Bang discussion. In this episode, the speculation and theories continue to proliferate: Will Raj's date break the group apart? Will people ever respect Penny's decisions? Is Big Bang Theory a cunning double subversion of the fictitious and harmful narrative of heterosexual futurity? Is Chuck Lorre OK? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 03: The Procreation Calculation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: . As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to Tune in next time for episode four: The Tam Turbulence. Bonus Shownotes:
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