Fumbled Penis Podcast

A weekly (maybe) podcast about random issues and topics. Unlikely to be enjoyed by your grandmother. Email the show! [email protected]

Well, well, well.... 03/03/2025

Well, well, well.... The Fumbled Penis Podcast is back in the gunslaps.com studio! /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/35505080

FPP Midweek 35 01/12/2024

FPP Midweek 35 Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For stickers and patches that will make your libtard neighbor's pussy hurt, check out /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/29453313

FPP Midweek 34 12/28/2023

FPP Midweek 34 A poor attempt at a free podcast with zero effort. Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio gunslaps.com stickers for everyone /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/29250078

FPP Midweek 33 11/30/2023

FPP Midweek 33 Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For autistic and offensive stickers, check out /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28855128

FPP Midweek 32 11/23/2023

FPP Midweek 32 This week Sweet Baby James brings his beautiful hairless asshole to the studio to help the show while I recover from oral surgery. Check out for all your christmas and holiday essentials. Use code FOC for 30% off until November 26th at midnight. If you want the most based meme stickers and patches on the planet, you have to check out gunslaps.com /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28767228

FPP Midweek 31 11/09/2023

FPP Midweek 31 Guest host Tony G tries to fill these shoes. If it sucks, don't blame me or gunslaps.com /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28562852

FPP Midweek 30 10/11/2023

FPP Midweek 30 Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio For funny and offensive stickers and patches check out gunslaps.com Sponsored in part by I'm Gay and My Dick is Small Candle Company /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28293341

FPP Midweek 29 10/04/2023

FPP Midweek 29 Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio It's Fall Y'all so go grab a hoodie or patches or any other shit you can't live without and help me keep the only sponsor I have. Use code PENIS if you're a poor and it'll knock a few bucks off. If you like hipoint pistols, farts, or the word fuck, you're gonna love this. If you don't know whether or not to cut off your dick or what bathroom to use, you're probably gonna hate it. /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28229138

FPP Midweek 28 09/27/2023

FPP Midweek 28 Recorded in the gunslaps.com studio. For the best stickers and patches on the internet, check out gunslaps.com and use code PENIS to save some cash /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/28163102

FPP MIDWEEK 27 08/24/2023

FPP MIDWEEK 27 Recorded in the studio For offensive and funny gun stickers check out I'm changing my nationality to Ukrainian tomorrow so I can get some of those freedom dollars we're handing out. /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27835755

FPP Midweek 26 08/17/2023

FPP Midweek 26 Recorded in the studio For the best stickers and patches on the internet check out and use code PENIS at checkout Wanna hear me sing like a retard standing in the woods? Download this episode. Wanna hear me talk about guns? Sign up for premium episodes at Glocks and Hipoint yeet cannon and Sig AD and Garand Thumb and Demolition Ranch and Taran Tactical are all shit I like to talk about. Some good, some bad. Some not at all but it might hit a search engine. ;) /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27776037

FPP Midweek 25 07/26/2023

FPP Midweek 25 From the gunslaps.com studio today's episode discusses the passing of some bald headed bitch and why Cabelas is the fudd magnet of the universe. For offensive stickers and patches checkout /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27576951

FPP Midweek 24 07/19/2023

FPP Midweek 24 It's only been 5 weeks! Sunday episodes at Support a local artist! has lots of cool shit Things with The Tree aren't looking good. This episode is more of a favor to the members of the Fumbled Penis Podcast Premium Episode Family. Groupchats, jarjar binks, and me possibly becoming a billionaire with the Powerball tonight are all discussed. Recorded in the studio /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27515157

FPP Midweek 23 06/14/2023

FPP Midweek 23 Brought to you in part by For the best patches and stickers on the planet, check out gunslaps.com and use promo code PENIS to save some cash. Today's episode is ad free because of "reasons" but I get into the mysterious suicide of Uncle Ted Kaczynski, pit bulls off their leash, and the phenomenon of ducking someone's Jeep. /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27154170

FPP Midweek 22 05/31/2023

FPP Midweek 22 Needs patches or stickers? Check out gunslaps.com and help support the company that supports the Fumbled Penis Podcast! /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/27006675

FPP Midweek 21 05/10/2023

FPP Midweek 21 Get ready for Killdozer Day with stickers, patches, hoodies, and tshirts at Today I break down white supremacy amongst latin american men, why Facebook groups aren't your own personal google search, and so much more! /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/26806677

FPP Midweek 20 05/03/2023

FPP Midweek 20 Go check out our sponsor Atlanta shooting and a review of the Hi-Point JXP10 in this episode along with some other nonsense. /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/26739093

FPP MIDWEEK 19 04/27/2023

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FPP Midweek 18 04/19/2023

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FPP Midweek 17 04/12/2023

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FPP Midweek 16 04/05/2023

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FPP Midweek 15 03/30/2023

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FPP Midweek 14 03/15/2023

FPP Midweek 14 I know it's still women's history month but this week we're celebrating the life and accomplishments of the greatest dad ever! Premium episodes released every Sunday at If you want based gun and meme stickers, check out our sponsor /episode/index/show/fumbledpenis/id/26244009

Something For The "Ladies" 03/09/2023

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FPP Midweek 12 02/09/2023

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FPP MIDWEEK 11 02/02/2023

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FPP MIDWEEK 10 01/26/2023

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FPP MIDWEEK 9 01/18/2023

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FPP MIDWEEK 8 01/05/2023

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FPP MIDWEEK 7 12/29/2022

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