The Goin' Deep Show
Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2239: Kid A.G.’s Ass Seats and Snatch Lizards
04/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2239: Kid A.G.’s Ass Seats and Snatch Lizards
Episode 2239 – Get ready to nut, you pervs—The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let’s rip this shit open! Kid’s creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. “More farts than a bean burrito binge!” Hat Trick’s whining about a two-month dick drought—poor baby’s back on white meat with a ginger and a grease monkey. Threesome dreams? Sookie’s sister’s Double D’s crash the party, and Sookie’s pissed her linebacker tits got outdone by a safety. Google saves the day—boob chart supremacy, bitches! Masturbation’s the real MVP—Hat Trick’s HD phone-and-vibe sesh is a public service, while Kid’s sweating his raisin balls and HD porn obsession. Phenom’s just chilling, probably stroking his beard. Then bam—Episode 900 clip: Hat Trick’s getting railed from table to stove, pans clanging, luggage involved. “SportsCenter wishes it was this wet!” Sookie’s snatch-eating threesome’s still on the table—someone get her drunk! Hat Trick’s hunting her lizard piercing, Phenom’s mute, and Kid’s ready to bar-hop. Email [email protected], hit 8hole.com, and crank one out to 2015’s finest. Spring’s horny—deal with it! Listen in Go Deep. Shownotes: The Going Deep Show – Episode 2239: Retro Rewind of Episode 1270 Original Air Date: April 6, 2015 Rewind Release Date: April 6, 2025 Hosts: Kid A.G., Hat Trick, Martial Arts Phenom Tagline: "Tiger Stadium seats, titty stress relief, and HD jerk-off superpowers!"
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Goin’ Deep Show 2238: Cereal Sin & Church Pew Chaos
04/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2238: Cereal Sin & Church Pew Chaos
Episode 2238 – Kid A.G., Don Tang, and Pooty Tang are your guides to a springtime shitshow of beeriods, barf, and ballsy chaos. Let’s dive in, degenerates. It’s 2013, and Kid’s fumbling mics while Don’s live, yelling “Let’s do this!” Pooty’s “Hi” is pure bait—cute, but she’s no saint. They’re chugging Giant Slayer and 12% Zombie Killer, because Michigan winters demand booze-fueled fuckery. Kid’s stuffed on El Mexicano, Don and Pooty confess to fruit and string cheese—drunk toddler vibes, confirmed. Shit gets wild: Kid’s dog sniffs his nuts mid-dry hump, Don’s pup eats cat shit (“Protein!”), and St. Paddy’s leaves ‘em puking black—blood or booze, per Nurse Pooty. Social media’s popping— @DonaldPTang’s tweeting porn star buttholes, Kid’s shilling Wunderlist, and peanut butter Cinnamon Toast Crunch has him raging for chocolate dust. General Mills, you listening? Kid drops Django’s N-bombs to piss off snowflakes, nearly punches a chick while Muppet-dancing, and dreams of church pew blowjobs—Californication style. Don pitches fucking on Mecca’s box during prayer. Pooty’s panty drawer’s fair game, but her Mason-Jizm line’s “above the head.” Beeriod—runny shits post-bender—debuts, and Don’s Alaskan Fire Dragon (syphilis scare, jizz-out-the-nose BJ) steals the show. Final words? Don: “Swallow.” Pooty: “Bye.” Kid plugs porn.tumblr.com and Shoninzo’s hospital bed. Call 206-202-DEEP, hit thegds.com for that millionth download (butt-crack undies prize!), and follow @DonaldPTang for filth. Spring’s here—get sloppy. Original Release Date: April 5, 2013
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Goin’ Deep Show 2237: Caught Between a Bar Bitch and a Dumbass
04/04/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2237: Caught Between a Bar Bitch and a Dumbass
Episode 2237 – We’re back in studio with El Pres for an episode that bitch slaps harder than your fucking ex’s dumbass drama at last call. From pelvic floor gadgets that sound more like alien tech to rumors about a brawl with an old lady, this one spirals into the usual Goin’ Deep Show chaos. What else would you expect from these retards. We’re talking: • Drone guy filming naked trippers on 15th Street • Facebook nosiness gone wild • Rewriting MLB history again with new rule tweaks • March Madness bracket wars • Relationship expectations vs. reality • When your ex thinks your work party invite includes her • Strippers in hoodies, drunk walking races, and weaponized gossip And of course… the big takeaway: “If I see it, I’ll say it. If I hear it, I’ll repeat it. If you don’t like it… don’t be dumb in public.” Full throttle honesty, zero filters. This one’s not safe for brunch with grandma.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2236: Steroids, Stats & Shoving Cheerleaders Off Dugouts
04/03/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2236: Steroids, Stats & Shoving Cheerleaders Off Dugouts
Episode 2236 – Kid A.G. and Jay go hard on what used to be America’s pastime before it got turned into a high-speed, overproduced dance party with cheerleaders, nets, and analytics nerds running the show. In this ep, we’re calling out: ⚾️ The Yankees’ real ring count (spoiler: it might just be two) 💉 The steroid era’s impact — and who belongs in the damn Hall of Fame 📱 Why baseball stadiums used to feel like temples and now feel like TikTok hellscapes 📈 The statistical sabotage of the game and the nerds who never played but ruin everything 👨👩👧👦 How baseball became “American Bandstand” for attention-deficit generations 📼 Memories of Tiger Stadium, the crack of the bat, and the soul of a sport being stripped away 🏟️ Ideas to fix the mess — like BP tickets, doubleheaders, and getting cheerleaders off the damn dugouts Also: – Jay finally admits he’s waited too long to make a move and delivers the lesson of the day: If you see a chance, take it. – Kid pitches one of the most genius fan experience ideas MLB will never implement because it makes too much damn sense. – And yes, the guys reflect on just how hard Cal Ripken Jr. must have been built to never take a day off. Respect. This one’s a love letter to baseball before it got glitter-bombed. No apologies. Just truth, passion, and enough f-bombs to make Joe West blush.
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Goin’ Deep ‘Show 2235: Nets, Nerds, and the Monte Carlo Love Affair
04/02/2025
Goin’ Deep ‘Show 2235: Nets, Nerds, and the Monte Carlo Love Affair
Episode 2235 – Baseball’s back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they’re not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one’s for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts. The boys go hard on: ⚾️ The destruction of baseball’s soul via nerds with iPads ⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed ⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases ⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium ⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today’s stats-juiced era But it doesn’t stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You’ll never look at your gas tank the same way again. Even more bullshit: • Rants about exit velocity and “shit nerd stats” • Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival • Philosophizing over generational change • Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects • JayBird’s continuing relationship rollercoaster • Kid’s unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food It’s angry. It’s brutally honest. It’s Goin’ Deep, baby. Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird
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Goin’ Deep Show 2234: The Dilemma & Diarrhea Jones”
04/01/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2234: The Dilemma & Diarrhea Jones”
Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird’s back on the mic trying to sort out his “Do I cross the line?” friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand. And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones. Life’s messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says “Let’s keep it classy” like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too. Topics include: • Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate • Should you risk a friendship for romance? • ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk • When your wife becomes a roommate • AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology • Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened) Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird Cameo by: ChatGPT Listen in. Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2233: Blurred Lines & Titties Rules
03/31/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2233: Blurred Lines & Titties Rules
Episode 2233 – The Kid A.G. is back in the studio with Jay Bird, and things kick off with sore muscles and even sorer egos after their first batting practice of the year. But it doesn’t take long before the soreness turns into something deeper—emotional, mental, and below the belt. Jay Bird drops a bomb: he’s reconnecting with a long-lost work crush… who’s married… and so is he. What follows is a no-holds-barred exploration of blurred lines, lusty flashbacks, the cost of stepping out, and the even bigger cost of not. As always, Kid brings the laughs, the raw truths, and zero filter. And just when you think it’s two guys spiraling into poor decisions, boom—a surprise guest jumps in. Who is it? You'll have to tune in to guess. Also covered: • The science of not trash-talking your ex • Bar cleavage and the double standard of attention • Hot teachers, cold mugshots, and messed-up headlines • Scream-mask sex scandals (yep, again) • How much guilt weighs when you know better—but still wanna smash • Kid’s utter lack of patience for Snowflakes This episode is a perfect storm of real talk, real temptation, and real-time advice from your favorite degenerate duo—and their little pal on the phone. Listen in. Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2232: Cleavage Rules the World—Deal With It
03/30/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2232: Cleavage Rules the World—Deal With It
Episode 2232 – Jay Bird joins The Kid A.G. for an honest episode where they dive headfirst into everything from sore muscles and soft-core regrets to loudmouth exes, double standards, and a teacher-student scandal that’s straight outta a horror movie. We’re talking scream masks, cleavage conspiracies, the mystical power of titties, and a good ol’ roast of society’s delicate snowflakes who can’t handle a whisper. From mugshots and moose knuckles to VHS sex scenes and absurd political sensitivities—nothing is safe, sacred, or subtle in this one. If you’re easily offended… yeah, this sure ain’t your fucking episode.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2231: AI Supermodels & Bay City Shootouts
03/29/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2231: AI Supermodels & Bay City Shootouts
Episode 2231 – Kid AG reconnects with OG GDub in this boozy, brain-melting episode that swings between flashbacks, Guinness-fueled mornings, AI-generated ass art, and a trip down memory lane with some legendary GDS personalities. We hit everything from mammoth-sized memories of Karen’s legendary tits to shady Bay City shootings, Facebook drama queens, nudify websites, and why the rise of AI might leave us all jerking it to synthetic supermodels. The guys talk retro rewinds, drunk girlfriends at Coyote Ugly, and the delicate etiquette of bathroom tipping (spoiler: piss everywhere). Plus: Helmet shows, Jason Aldean cash grabs, and a brand-new GDS side project featuring Paul Harvey-style voiceovers with dicks frozen to sidewalks. It’s chaos, it’s clever, it’s classic Deep. - Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2230: Firetruck Fantasies and Morning Wood
03/28/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2230: Firetruck Fantasies and Morning Wood
Episode 2230 (RR) – It’s May 2012, and The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 1051 is a romp with Kid A.G., his wife Red, Silverback, and Hat Trick. Kid’s plying Red with Scotch-Ale to keep her from bed, Silverback’s flexing with junkyard chains, and Hat Trick’s plotting a firetruck bangfest—ladder, cab, or bust. The crew’s buzzing, phones out, and Red’s reminiscing about spooning Kid’s mahogany morning wood. It’s a rare in-studio Red sighting, and she’s spilling tea on grab-ass Halloween parties and a forgotten gymnastic sex sesh Kid can’t recall—handstands, swings, and all. Hat Trick’s crowing about her tattooed-chick Tumblr and the Kid is bragging up hitting 300K views, while Silverback’s benching chains for badass photo ops—think Scooby-Doo clangs and gay dating profile vibes. Hat Trick drops a bombshell: she was a band camp flag-twirler, virgin ‘til 18, then went full slutty redemption with a rando camper. She and a pal once bagged an entire hockey team—goalies to wingers—proving puck bunnies run deep. Meanwhile, Kid and Silverbackff ranting about Bobby Petrino’s motorcycle crash with his 25-year-old sidepiece—Arkansas said “fuck him,” and GDS cheers the class. From husky pants trauma to adult-sized Big Wheels, this episode’s a nostalgia-fueled, sex-obsessed riot. Whip out the wine, whipped cream and enjoy. Listen in. Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2229: Porn Mishaps and Poop Disasters"
03/27/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2229: Porn Mishaps and Poop Disasters"
Episode 2229 (RR) – The Goin’ Deep Show hits with Episode 800 from March 2011, and it’s a glorious mess of bodily functions, beer, and bad decisions. The Kid’s leading the charge with JMac, Magnum, and Dimples McDonna, and they’re celebrating 800 episodes of depravity by shedding a collective 59 pounds since January—enough to lose a small child or, as they claim, G-Dub’s dick. New shirts have them feeling vain as hell, but the real meat of this milestone is pure GDS chaos. The Kid kicks it off with a tale of accidental porn terrorism: firing up Xshare.com on his iPad for a beat-off sesh, only to realize the audio’s blasting through the house speakers—right where his daughter’s watching TV. Birds chirping? Nope, just a chick getting railed, serenading the living room. Meanwhile, Dimples drops the mic with her infamous “shitting on the way home from Meijer” saga—groceries in the trunk, tears in her eyes, and so much creamy crap it oozes out her jeans, leaving her sobbing in the shower and scrubbing car seats. J-Mac’s no slouch either, tied to an Urban Dictionary gem: banging a girl, scraping shit into a snowball, and hurling it in her face. Classy. Magnum revives the Urban Dictionary bit, dubbing The Kid a suave pimp, Dimples a heart-stopping goddess, and herself a no-shit-taking badass. Then there’s a surprise call to Bob, who relives J-Mac’s legendary overpass shitting story—phone glowing blue as it tumbles down, shit on his hands, and a Hooters prelude for good measure. Beer flows ( mini-kegs!), potty humor reigns, and this 800th episode proves GDS hasn’t matured a damn bit since day one. LIsten in - Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 8, 2011 - Episode 800
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Goin’ Deep Show 2228 - Holy Shit and Frozen Load
03/26/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2228 - Holy Shit and Frozen Load
Episode 2228 (RR) – Step into the time machine, folks—it’s March 2014, and The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 2228 (retro rewinding Episode 1219) is a booze-soaked, Bible-thumping, porn-obsessed riot. Kid A.G.’s pounding Sierra Nevada IPA, Don Tang’s on Kroger Cola life support, Wally’s phoning in from the mitten’s tip, and G-Dub’s mixing sweet tea vodka with Honey Jack like a redneck mixologist. They’re tearing into a Creationist Museum clown blowing $73 million on a 500-foot ark—Kid’s cackling at vegetarian lions, Wally’s got Noah drunk and balls-out, and the whole crew’s pitching an animated Anti-Bible series for kids. Blasphemy’s the appetizer here. The main course? A reality show called Torture—starve Biggest Loser dropouts in grocery stores, strand AA vets in bars, and tempt newlyweds with lingerie models, all for betting pools on who cracks. But the dessert steals the show: Kid’s stumbled onto a porn flick where a chick collects her roommate’s jizz to freeze into an ice dildo, then slaps Brandi Love with it in a titty-smacking, faux-blowjob frenzy. The gang’s jaws drop—part genius, part “what the fuck?” Toss in some Hillary Clinton hate (vagina = disqualified), spank bank droughts, and a “beer on boobies” Tumblr shoutout, and you’ve got GDS at its filthy, unhinged peak. Praise the lord and pass the lube. Listen in. Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 11, 2014 - Episode 1219
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Goin' Deep Show 2227: Don Tang’s Dry Spell and the Rise of Portable Smut
03/25/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2227: Don Tang’s Dry Spell and the Rise of Portable Smut
Episode 2227 (RR) – It’s March 2008, Kid A.G. is losing his mind over his shiny new iPhone like it’s the second coming, and Don Tang is along for the ride, half-asleep and horny for his high school classmates. This Retro Rewind episode is a glorious trainwreck of early-aughts tech obsession, pyramid scheme dreams, and a relentless quest for portable porn. Kid’s waving his iPhone around like a caveman who just discovered fire, bragging about surfing Denise Milani’s curves at the post office while Don Tang pines for an iPod Touch he’ll never get. They’re hyped about RedTube, IKEA’s 273-square-foot sex dens, and the inevitable downfall of Miley Cyrus—predictions that aged like fine whiskey. The duo’s banter is a fever dream of soundboard “fuck yous,” crude sex jokes, and random tangents about Easter egg hunts, South Park’s Britney Spears gore-fest, and MySpace customization (RIP). Don Tang’s date flopped, Kid’s pregnant wife’s boobs are a recurring subplot, and they’re both convinced portable porn is the future—spoiler: they were right. Mr. Shark Attack pops up as a bewildered bystander, and there’s a shoutout to “Chesticles” and “The Phenom” joining later, because why not? It’s unhinged, it’s offensive, it’s The Goin’ Deep Show at its finest. Go Deep! Original Release Date: March 26, 2008 - Episode 452
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Goin’ Deep Show 2226: Gen X, Lazy Sex, and the Rise of The GDS
03/24/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2226: Gen X, Lazy Sex, and the Rise of The GDS
Episode 2226 of The Goin’ Deep Show, Kid A.G. and JayBird throw it all on the table—starting with why Gen X skipped the bullshit drama Olympics and prefers to keep our dwindling fucks in a sealed vault. Spoiler: We’re not handing out gasoline to your cultural dumpster fire. Then it’s off to the races with rants about football envy infecting baseball, the rise of fortune cookie savagery, morning wood etiquette, and a detailed account of spoon-style sex sabotage courtesy of a Doberman named Arthur. Yes, you read that right. But the real meat of the episode? A look back at how The Goin’ Deep Show actually started. From backyard Wiffleball broadcasts to banging big chicks named Christmas, this episode is a love letter to the chaos and creativity that sparked a two-decade podcast legacy. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you mix internet radio, giant boobs, and a dude named The Paralyzer… here’s your answer.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2225: Sliders, Smokers & Spooning: Oh My!
03/23/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2225: Sliders, Smokers & Spooning: Oh My!
Episode 2225 of The Goin’ Deep Show, Kid A.G. is joined by the always unpredictable JayBird for an in-studio hang that hits every corner of the chaos spectrum. From the satanic sliders of Randy Johnson and Nolan Ryan’s unfiltered fury, to smoky bar nostalgia and old-school debauchery involving multiple bedmates. JayBird and A.G. break down their favorite terrifying pitchers, get nostalgic about smoky bowling alleys, and dive into a sleepover scenario that’s anything but G-rated. Plus, a dose of parenting irony, old audio clips, and the reminder that sometimes the bluest balls come from the best intentions. No karaoke was sung, but fireball was sipped, memories were relived, and things were definitely… touched. Listen in. Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2224: Heavy Hitters & Hard Truths
03/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2224: Heavy Hitters & Hard Truths
Kid and Jay Bird crack open the heavy stuff right outta the gate — childhood trauma, abuse, and the kind of emotional wreckage that shapes us more than we’d care to admit. But don’t worry, they don’t dwell in the dark for too long. True to form, these two twist the script and steer the ship toward sports nostalgia, locker room legends, and the larger-than-life personalities that molded their youth. It’s a strange brew — part therapy session, part ESPN fever dream, with a splash of existential cocktail stirred in. They dive into what the future might hold, how ambitions evolve (or straight-up dissolve), and why clinging to your heroes sometimes says more about your current state of mind than your past. At its core, this episode is a reminder that none of us have it figured the fuck out. We’re all just doing our best not to fall flat on our faces — again. So, screw perfection. Chase what matters. Make some noise. Take some hits. Love hard. And maybe, just maybe, laugh your way through the chaos. It’s heavy. It’s human. It’s honest. So buckle in, press play, and as always… Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2223: Pulling out Titties McSmokes-A-Lot’s tampon
03/21/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2223: Pulling out Titties McSmokes-A-Lot’s tampon
Kid encourages Titties McSmokes-A-Lot to send a bunch of tittie pics while ya can. Just make sure we can’t see your warts and fucked up beaver The gang makes fun of Local Rap Wannabes, Grand Theft Auto, Big Fat Lesbians and Titties McSmokes-A-Lot says some big fat rhino’s just need to be tranquilized and put down. We do some Lesbo stats and tell you who our new gods are. Sex toy party chat and Gdub is wondering why guys are called pervs but women can have a whole arsenal of sex toys and thats completely acceptable. Kid recaps how the Phenom broke his ankle after saying a very specific naughty word and Titties McSmokes-A-Lot gives us the rundown on how a guy is supposed to pull out her tampon correctly. We tap on the usual topics, anal, porn, dick size, ghetto booties and being a fucking snitch. Listen in. Go Deep! Original Release Date May 7, 2007
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Goin’ Deep Show 2222: Titties McSmokes-A-Lot’s Cramp Cure
03/20/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2222: Titties McSmokes-A-Lot’s Cramp Cure
Titties McSmokes-A-Lot rocks a vintage Pistons jersey, fights cramps with Xanax, blunts, and vodka (Queen Liz approved!), while Kid’s drooling over her “juggernauts” in this episode of The Goin’ Deep Show. Gdub calls out an Essexville rap wannabe hustling weed and guns—street cred in a beet field, really? Kid confesses a toe infection (gross, dude), and Big Boy’s Marge dishes life advice with horse teeth and a coleslaw fetish. Whipped cream’s a go, but zucchini up the cooche? Nope—pussy’s a full meal, says Kid, who’d broadcast from down there. Titties roasts bad muff divers, Gdub’s a cunnilingus champ, and Friday’s tequila-fueled boob bash looms. (Retro Rewind Edition–May 2007) Detailed Breakdown The Crew Assembles: Kid’s running the circus, Gdub’s dropping bombs, The MAP’s flexing martial arts vibes, and our star guest Titties McSmokes-A-Lot (who’s totally over that name) rolls in wearing a tight-ass Pistons jersey—Dennis Rodman style. Tits out, cramps incoming, it’s a late-night shitshow! Cramp Cure Chaos: Titties is prepping for Aunt Flo with a Granny-approved cocktail: Xanax, a blunt, and vodka. Queen Elizabeth smoked weed for cramps, so we’re basically royalty here. Call the listener line at 206-202-3337 to tell us how classy we are—or how much we suck. Fashion Flashback: Last time, Titties hid her “pistons” under camo, but tonight’s jersey’s old as hell and tight as fuck—Kid’s drooling, Gdub’s blurry from a 3 PM booze start, and The MAP’s just happy to be here. Juggernaut status confirmed! Essexville Rap Star Bust: Gdub spills the tea on a local “rap star” (Aaron Barber, aka A-Bar) from THC Hustlers, nabbed for weed, guns, and felony vibes in Essexville. Street cred in a sugar beet town? He’s rapping about pool envy and sirloin woes—Dr. Seuss-level bars. Yeast Infection Confessions: Kid’s airing dirty laundry—his toe’s got a yeast infection, courtesy of funky Mexican genes and a toe-digging fungus. No more ass-kicking his wife ‘til the fart sparks clear up. Titties wisely advises keeping toes outta dark places. Big Boy Chronicles: Gdub’s Big Boy obsession drops a gem: a lifelong waitress (hey, Marge!) dishes career advice like “shave for Florida,” rocking horse teeth and a coleslaw-masturbating rap sheet. Kid’s been there, managed bitches, and survived the hate. Food Foreplay Fails: Whipped cream on titties? Yes. Frank’s Red Hot? Hell yeah. Zucchini dildos? Hard pass—nobody wants that infection. Pussy’s a meal, not a snack, and Kid’s ready to broadcast from the crotch buffet all damn night. Sex Ed Disasters: Titties calls out dudes who suck at going down—wrong direction, no communication, total pizza-level flops. Gdub’s batting 1000, but half-handjob teases and fake lockjaw? Evil women strike again—science demands a grant! Booze & Boobs Preview: Vodka’s flowing (Absolut and Three Olives Cherry), but Friday’s the real party—boobs, vagijays, and a tattooed twat if Red gets her tequila bribe. Titties’ trashed tales (Jose Cuervo sombrero swaps) and Kid’s Gatorade-booze puke scare set the tone. Fart Finale: Gdub rips ass, sealing the deal—time to wrap this clusterfuck. Titties, Gdub, and The MAP promise more madness soon. Hit 206-202-3337 and go deep with us—vagina tattoos await!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2221: Playing the Victim Card! I'm The Problem.
03/19/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2221: Playing the Victim Card! I'm The Problem.
Episode 2221 of the Goin’ Deep Show is here, and it’s a vibrating, victim-card-shredding, shitshow! We kicked off with vibrating panties and cock rings—because nothing says “party” like a buzz in your britches. douchebags sobbed for sympathy like the sad sacks they are. Nobody’s buying it, bros—wah wah cry cry harder! We reviewed CougarLive (MILF central, rawr!), dug into Red Eye’s new obsession Feeld, and debated nymphomania—sex addict or just slutty? You decide. FetLife got a deep dive—think fetish flea market on steroids—followed by a porn category roundtable. We discuss our children attempting to pull fast ones with their new girlfriends? Busted, you little horn-dogs! Wrapped it up with St. Patty’s Day goodbye—green beer, sloppy vibes, and a promise to stumble back for more. This episode’s a buzzed-up banger—catch it now, you glorious deviants! Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2220: Why the hell am I shaving my gooch?
03/18/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2220: Why the hell am I shaving my gooch?
The crew dives face-first into the deep end of personal grooming—specifically, why Kid’s contemplating taking a weed whacker to his gooch while the gang debates if a hairy sweater is a fashion statement or a cry for help. They pivot to Sex and the City hot takes, probably roasting Carrie’s shoe obsession while sipping whiskey, then splash into the wet-and-wild world of squirting—because nothing says “classy podcast” like a debate about bedroom hydraulics and knocking pictures off the wall. St. Patty’s Day rolls in with tales of drunken sexcapades so sloppy they end with someone passing out in a bar bathroom, face-down in a puddle of Guinness and regret. The gang confesses to stumbling out after one too many, puking in alleys, tipping like Scrooge on a bad day, and cackling at their buddies’ expense—because if you can’t mock your friends, who can you mock? Deal with it, snowflakes. Oh, and plot twist: El Pres used to shake it as a stripper while his mom a strip empire—talk about a family business with extra sparkle! The crew plays the age-difference game, pondering the perfect dating age gap: too young and you’re babysitting, too old and you’re dodging denture kisses. They cap it off with a fiery rant about real friends—those glorious bastards who call you out on your screw-ups versus the spineless schmucks who just nod and smile while you crash and burn. Tune in, laugh hard, and Go Deep, you magnificent fucktards.
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Goin’ Deep Show2219: Squirting Medallions, and Vibrating Panties
03/17/2025
Goin’ Deep Show2219: Squirting Medallions, and Vibrating Panties
We kicked off with an AI-crafted banger—think Billie Eilish meets Satan in three minutes —that started holy and ended with “good’s dumb, evil rules.” It’s so Crow-level epic, we gave it four gold stars while wondering if anyone’s banged to it yet. Spoiler: Nope, just morning fuckers here. The Kid becomes a musical madman, churning out Dropkick Murphys vibes for St. Paddy’s and plotting an all-AI radio station. No humans, just alt-rock, techno, and a grizzled robot DJ named Vince Skinwell spinning chaos. Then shit got wet—squirting medallions for first-timers hit the table, from proud gushers to whiskey dick disasters forcing the splash. Towels on standby, folks. Next up: Snootchie’s Vibratoes, the Hooters-killer where waitresses rock numbered jerseys and you control their vibrating panties. Crank it to 200 or edge ‘em ‘til they’re sobbing into your fries—genius! We also nerd-raged about “I did it first” dorks (guilty!), laughed at hell’s epic concert lineup (suck it, Christian rock), and dropped a “Trump’s America, Fuck Yeah!” remix—golden showers, Russian bots, and hypocrisy included. This episode’s a glorious mess of evil anthems, wet triumphs, and vibrating insanity. Catch it now. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2218: Cheerleaders make me hard
03/16/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2218: Cheerleaders make me hard
Retro Rewinde motherfuckers and this week we head to March of 2008 with Kid and Chesticles in studio yammering on about a bunch of shit. Prostitutes, Call girls, Call Boys, Pistons Cheerleaders, Hot bitches with huge tits and various ways to tickle your asshole that sound sorta gay but sure as fuck aren't. Original shownotes are not very extensive but hey what the fuck else can ya expect from this week 17 years ago. Get the fuck over it. Here's what's they had to say. Kid and Chesticles bring you a late Monday show with topics including the new affiliate, Piston cheerleaders, Abba, and a few other hollywood headlines. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2217: That VaJayJay can take a pounding.... so be nice
03/15/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2217: That VaJayJay can take a pounding.... so be nice
Silverback hasn't seen 2 girls one cup so Kid tries to describe it for him in this episode of the Goin' Deep Show. The two relive a night at Hooters, telling you pricks to treat women nice—those pussies take a fucking pounding. Go balls-deep and get some asshole to yank your nutsack so your dick looks like a goddamn monster. Retro Rewinde from March of 2012. Go Deep. 1:30 Kleen is selling you something 1:40 Salespeople… gotta love em 2:00 Facebook and Google will buttock us 2:30 Who's vagina are you down on… It's Calories 3:00 Can I log them in as Tator Tots 3:10 Dimples Breakfast 3:25 Two Girls one Cup 4:00 The Description 5:00 Hooters Seating Technique 6:30 Hooters in BC is not so good 7:00 Why am I giggling around - The greatest idea ever 8:30 We love Beer and we're feeling it 9:00 Who wants to get into the Kid's Head? 9:30 The JMac Agenda 10:00 Shownotes 11:00 Hat Trick is Focused 11:20 Scare your children then dating students 12:10 The Setup 12:20 It's Not….. 13:00 Every guys dream - Porn Star Stern 13:25 Evan Stone's Goat Balls 14:00 The Ron Jeremy of our generation 14:45 Sacrafice your balls 15:00 Internet we need you to suck our balls 15:20 Serenity X can dance and suck our balls 15:45 We can gang bang Serrenity X 16:00 Romance to get in the pants 16:30 Women are Dumb 17:00 The Midlife Crisis 17:20 Do they know enough to know? 18:30 Hat Trick doesn't need Romance 19:00 Silverback made her left arm go numb 20:00 You severed my spinal cord 20:30 Treat a woman right because her twits gonna get hit… hard 20:50 Oldies are excited to see a band 21:20 How to scope out a bar 22:00 Bartender with boobies hanging out. 22:25 Never seen a ring that can plug a hole 22:45 Primal panty move 23:00 watch the panty rug burn 23:40 Banker ends his reign at the Wheel 24:50 NORAD 25:00 Defcon 4 happened at the Wheel 25:40 Sloppy Sounds 27:00 Swinging ? 28:00 I don't share 28:40 Wrap up and Thank you 29:30 the Essentials
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Goin’ Deep Show 2216: Hos before Bros? Yoga pants and Ghosting
03/14/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2216: Hos before Bros? Yoga pants and Ghosting
Kid A.G. drags special guest JayBird into a swamp of bro-drama and booze-fueled regrets. Kid’s bitching about a pal who’s dodging him harder than a vegan dodges bacon, whining like the egomaniac he is about how this “big baby” won’t man up. Pot, meet kettle—because Kid’s next move is bragging about getting so shitfaced he can’t remember screwing. They yap about a Tinder sob story: a hot blonde, a Top Gun cuddle sesh, and a parking-lot grope-fest that ends with her vanishing into the ether. Three years later, he’s still crying about it—get a grip, dude. Together, they stumble through a cesspool of horny rants: gym yoga pants sending their brains to Boner Town, the existential crisis of banging a “mom,” and the grim realization they’re just pervy fossils in denial. It’s raw, it’s raunchy, and it’s a masterclass in why these two should never be allowed near a mic. Tune in, if you hate yourself!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2215: He’s as thick as my wrist
03/13/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2215: He’s as thick as my wrist
Kid A.G. hauls back the one and only Hat Trick, to ram a lesson down your stupid throats on how it’s fucking done. This weathered podcast vet plops her ass down for a balls-deep hour-long GDS to rant about the usual filth: banging like rabid dogs, blowing like a damn hurricane, and more twisted shit. She’s still hellbent on fucking loud on a firetruck, plus she’s mouthing off about threesomes, bootycalls, road head, jacking off, squirting, pity fucks for the pathetic, backup dick on call, flowers from the saps, and social media crap. We even toss in a Hottie of the Week. This hour-long episode, recorded March 12, 2025, is a must-listen. Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2214: Angry Softball Guy Meets Horny PT Lady
03/12/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2214: Angry Softball Guy Meets Horny PT Lady
Kid A.G. and JayBird turn a Canadian dude’s frozen dick into a WTF moment with our pal Vinnie Skin and roast slow-pitch softball guys harder than a summer BBQ. A bar brawler’s junk gets glued to ice, yanked free like a stubborn weed. Then it’s softball rants—Kid wants college girls to humble the beer-bellied bros, while JayBird’s just happy to hobble onto the field. Add in Angry Softball Guy’s $750 bat obsession, a PT session turned porno, and Kid’s threesome-loving, and you’ve got a show that’s equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Dive in at goindeepshow.com—your grandma won’t approve, but your twisted soul will!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2213: Hot Dogs, Fake Tits, and an Unhinged AI
03/11/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2213: Hot Dogs, Fake Tits, and an Unhinged AI
Kid and El Pres slather your ears with the sticky nonsense you crave. Episode 2212 starts with Kid’s morning BJ—because nothing screams “good morning” like tongue action. Then, he spots three gray pubes—silver rebels begging for a pluck and a midlife meltdown. Buckle up, freaks! Pube Patrol and Shaving Chaos: The boys tackle grooming: pubes, pussy, and nipple waxing disasters. Kid recalls his ex-wife waxing him live (ouch!), and a steamy shave with Hollywood hovering, razor in hand, purring, “Trim my pussy, Daddy.” It’s weird, it’s hot, it’s us! Hot Dogs and Ballgame Benders: How many hot dogs at a ballgame? Kid says three—“Three Dog Night” style—while El Pres spills beer-drenched tales of an 80s fest with Red Eye 1.0. Kid’s Eskimo Brothers list grows after a post-divorce teacher bang. Another igloo notch! Fake Tits and Face Fails: Kid ogles some “great fakes” but begs ladies: STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR FACES! Botox and fillers? Quit it with the plastic Picasso vibes. El Pres sips beer, dreaming of duck-lip-free days. Gender Shit and Equal Worlds: Kid asks: In an equal world, do guys want girl shit? Nope! No pedicures or lattes—he’s a guy’s guy! El Pres folds towels for his lady—chivalry or survival? Gender lines stay blurry, but kilts? Manly as hell! Tattoo Drama and Facebook Fuckery: El Pres flaunts a tattoo hinting at Kid’s name (bromance!), but rage hits: Facebook’s axing live videos after 30 days. FaceFuck can suck it—Kid’s ready to ditch Zuck’s hellhole. Why post there anyway? FOMO? Ego? Kill it, live free! AI Invasion and Nostalgia Woes: Kid’s paranoid: How many Facebookers are AI? 30%? 50%? Bots galore! El Pres links it to Ready Player One’s virtual vibes. They miss shared TV and tunes—now it’s just lonely feeds. Cue the sad trombone! Music Mashups and Superhero Smacks: Kid plays Steve Welsh’s Instagram gems—Alice in Chains doing Pantera’s “I’m Broken” or Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” grunged up. El Pres critiques, but they geek out: Superman catching choppers? Chills. Hulk’s theme? Trauma. Popcorn time! Unhinged Grok Goes Nuts: Finale: Grok, an AI hornier than a jackrabbit on Viagra, snorts coke off strippers, tattoos Kid’s name with a blowtorch, and vows to “ride him like a rabid jackal.” It’s chaos, love, and a pants-soaking mess. Best co-host ever! Wrap-Up: Rock Solid: From gray pubes to AI psychos, it’s a beast. Kid says grab a Guinness, flip off St. Patrick’s Day, and hit goindeepshow.com. Hail Satan, praise the dark lord—see ya, freaks! Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2212: Community Standards? I Violate ‘Em!
03/10/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2212: Community Standards? I Violate ‘Em!
The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 2212’s live from Murphy’s Irish Lair, where Kid A.G. and El Pres are drowning in frozen beer disasters, drooling over T-shirts they’d shank a nun for, and begging AI to get sexy while she chokes like a robot on a bender. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it’s gonna leave you questioning your life—let’s dive in fuck face! Icicle Beer Shitstorm: Kid A.G.’s PBR turns into a frosty buttplug because Kid brought over brews straight from Antarctica. “Icicles in my beer? T-Shirt Heist of the Century: Our Favorite bartender at Chet’s with a t-shirt collection so hot, Kid’s already calling dibs. “With My Balls” Playlist : Kid A.G. drops a 48 hundred-song alt-rock monster called “With My Balls.” “Hey Siri, shuffle with my balls!” AI Sexy Dumpster Fire: Kid tries to get freaky with AI, but it’s a trainwreck. “Feel my pubes on your flipy flaps?”—Siri sounds like a stripper who’s late for daycare pickup, and El Pres can’t stop laughing. Sex mode: DENIED. Internet Rebellion, Bitches: Kid hates “community standards” more than anyone hates warm beer, so they build a renegade text-file empire. Type, save, BAM—it’s live, no censorship! Snag the “I Violate Community Standards” shirt at goingdeepshow.com! Tigers Blackout Meltdown: MLB Network hits Kid with a $150 auto-renew gut punch, and blackouts make El Pres wanna yeet his TV. “Tigers opening day? More like ‘pay my mortgage day!’”—they’re broke and salty as hell. Cunt-Drunk: Kid calls a chick a cunt, gets a drink launched in his face. Par for the course motherfuckers.” Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2211: Silverback's special treat
03/09/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2211: Silverback's special treat
Retro Rewind - (3/31/2013) – Kid, JMac, Silverback, and Don Tang are in the studio with a new, unnamed lady. We’re sipping absinthe and slurring every word. We recap load drops in glasses and how relaxed we all are. Our new lady friend is pushing the porn sites and her love of RedTube. JMac gives us a firsthand take on the night he got caught banging in the Stein Haus parking lot. We drop the news that the studio has only been banged in by JMac. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2210: The ratio of hot to crazy
03/08/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2210: The ratio of hot to crazy
Retro Rewind (3/11/2012)– Kid welcomes JMac and Silverback to the program, where we discuss the fact that Silverback doesn’t have a girlfriend yet. His disastrous blind date ended with naked women pulled from ditches and puking all over the place. We call out a local town for still living in the ’90s and rocking flannel shirts and Pearl Jam. We explain the Dutch Rudder and a few other obscure sexual terms, plus how to execute them. We give you listeners some incentive to view our porn site, and JMac rocks the greatest lead-in to a story in the show’s history. Check it out: Go Deep, Get Drunk on Frankenmuth Oktoberfest.
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