The Goin' Deep Show

Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.

Goin’ Deep Show 2340: Airplane Bean Flicker and Boundaries 10/19/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2340: Airplane Bean Flicker and Boundaries Episode 2340 - Kid A.G. and El Pres ease in with a listener text from Jaybird and a song preview meant for Nurse Fiona before landing on the latest South Park run. The Sephora episode and the looksmaxxing app bit land hardest; both hosts note how the show still finds the low-budget freak-out lane and how the Paramount/Skydance money hasn’t shut the jokes down. From there the treadmill session with the weighted vest becomes the through-line—six miles, hips and knees needing stretch time, a 30-pounder that forces better posture, and the April ruck date sitting out there. That training talk opens the midlife section. A video about the U-shaped happiness curve for Gen X gets picked apart: most people bottom out then climb once they can choose their own stuff, while Kid A.G. describes his own line as basically flat and high the whole way because he has been drawing and playing baseball since he could hold a crayon. Bachelor-party stories surface (both ended early and messy), dad conversations get a quick pass, and El Pres drops the retirement dream involving a Home Depot t-shirt, morning wood, and a paint bucket. The tone stays practical rather than crisis-mode. Relationships take the next stretch. The hosts work through the difference between liking someone and deciding not to wreck the friendship, the way physical stuff changes the math, and how women often set the early boundary. Hat Trick’s fireman getting divorced gets the most air; both worry about the alone-time needs and the long stretches she has been known to disappear. A feral “lick my shit” clip gets played as the 40-something marker. Social-media couple pictures versus solo male profiles get called out as territory marking, and both hosts float stepping back from Facebook and personal Instagram in favor of a dumb phone, a watch, and Pinterest boards that actually feed design work. Headlines arrive late and scattershot. Anthropic’s report on a China studio running 4,700 AI personas across dating apps and 2.36 million messages in two weeks gets the “people are flirting with robots” treatment. An early-flight bean-flicking story, the Walmart pet-aisle incident involving lamb-chop dog toys, and the woman who kept her mother in a garage freezer for two years while collecting benefits all get quick passes. Baseball closes the main block: loyalty to one team (Gwynn, Trammell, Ripken), frustration with players chasing the biggest check, preference for every game of a series instead of short ones, and the specific memory of standing at Comerica for Game 1 of the 2006 World Series while “Working for the Weekend” played. The episode ends with a new Suno track and the usual reminder to call 989-431-3314 to leave us a wonderfully well thought out voicemail message. Go Deep. /episode/index/show/gds/id/43352809

Goin’ Deep Show 2339: Nurse Fiona Is Getting an Upgrade 10/15/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2338: 22 Years Later and Somehow We’re Still Allowed to Do This 10/04/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2338: 22 Years Later and Somehow We’re Still Allowed to Do This Episode 2338: The 22nd anniversary starts without much ceremony because apparently after more than two decades even the intro can be added later. Kid and Nurse Fiona settle back into the studio and immediately discover that absolutely nothing has changed. Mr. Kleen gets dragged into the conversation despite not actually being there, old GDS characters start resurfacing, technical problems remain undefeated and Fiona and Kid conclude that they may essentially be each other's emotional support humans. From there, the episode wanders through relationships, dating disasters, friendship, communication, people addicted to drama and the strange collection of characters accumulated over two decades of doing the show. El Pres eventually joins the room, bringing another branch of GDS history with him and turning the episode into something halfway between an anniversary show and three friends sitting around opening boxes marked DO NOT OPEN. There are stories about bizarre dates, old relationships, unfortunate decisions, animals causing havoc, the mysterious Builder, Mr. Kleen disappearing from regular GDS duty and the strange ways people enter, leave and occasionally wander back into your life. But buried underneath all of that is probably the real subject of the episode. Twenty-two years is a long damn time. Kid looks back at the beginning of the show, when a group of people in their late twenties had cheap equipment, called friends without warning and basically used the podcast as an excuse to hang out. Nobody sitting around those microphones in 2004 could have predicted they were accidentally starting something that would still exist 22 years later. And maybe that's what GDS actually became. Not just episodes. A record. People arrived. People disappeared. Relationships started and ended. Kids grew up. Friends changed. Technology changed. The hosts got older. Some people became family. Some became stories. And the microphones kept recording all of it. By the end, nobody announces some grand reinvention. It's simpler than that. Twenty-two years are in the books. Now make it 22 more. Go Deep. /episode/index/show/gds/id/43160968

Goin' Deep Show 2337: Seven Women a Year: El Pres Stat Breakdown 10/01/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2336: Four Stars for How You Eat 09/25/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2336: Four Stars for How You Eat Kid and El Pres settle in for an episode openly built from poor preparation, scattered headlines and the sincere belief that eventually something resembling a subject will emerge. It begins with Hell’s Half Mile Film Festival reaching its twentieth year and Kid looking forward to seeing months of design work finally walking around town on shirts, passes, programs and banners. That leads into a surprisingly honest conversation about adultification, maintaining curiosity and finding room for creative work when responsibility keeps eating the calendar. Then the phones take over. After watching a mother and child cross the street while staring at separate screens, Kid argues that everybody is technically connected while being mentally absent. He remembers forcing a baseball crew to stack their phones in the middle of a table, instantly transforming a distracted gathering into an actual conversation. Naturally, this thoughtful meditation on modern isolation is followed by a man blasting strangers with an air cannon loaded with concentrated farts. Baseball enters the mess through the Savannah Bananas, constant MLB rule changes, the end of vintage base ball season and the possibility of catching one final Tigers game. Kid also recommits himself to a fifty-mile ruck despite having previously topped out around twenty-two miles, while El Pres counts down the remaining days until retirement and dreams of reversing his current responsibility-to-fun ratio. Politics eventually barges through the door when El Pres reveals that voting for the wrong Senate candidate could supposedly end his relationship. The source of the opposing political research appears to be TikTok, which does not impress Kid. That becomes a larger argument about political ultimatums, straight-ticket thinking, selective outrage, expensive gas, mangled government hearings and a country increasingly willing to say every quiet part directly into a microphone. Elsewhere, the guys admire an e-bike that costs roughly as much as a used car, complain that streaming subscriptions have recreated cable at a higher price and anticipate another expensive October of chasing baseball broadcasts. A story about people fantasizing about becoming miniature sends the show into its final strange corridor, where first-time nerves, hypothetical performance reviews from former partners and personal grooming become the closest thing the episode has to a conclusion. The official lesson: if you want somebody to leave, apparently all you need to do is vote differently. Also, never hand these two an unorganized stack of headlines unless you have seventy minutes to lose. /episode/index/show/gds/id/43035283

Goin' Deep Show 2335: Something’s Wrong With Kid 09/17/2026

Goin' Deep Show 2335: Something’s Wrong With Kid Kid is apparently conducting several experiments on himself at once. First, he’s stopped drinking. Now he’s stopped jerking off. Instead of instant gratification, he’s getting shit done around the house, which apparently means turning an unwanted shed into a free rage room with an axe and sledgehammer. Underneath all that demolition is the actual meat of the episode. Kid is cautiously interested in somebody who lives several states away, which sends the room into a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about long-distance relationships, missing people, hearing someone’s voice instead of just firing off texts, and whether modern phones have made communication easier while quietly making relationships worse. That leads directly into micro-cheating, checking your partner’s phone and Kid resurrecting his longtime nuclear option: the complete phone swap. If two people are really locking in, swap numbers, inherit the incoming riffraff and start answering some serious questions. Naturally, Hatrick then drags the conversation back into the gutter with the six-foot-eight cousin, Fireman, old hookups, enormous hands and the return of the legendary Dragoncock, whose current dimensions apparently require independent verification and a standardized object for scale. There’s also a trip through Goin’ Deep history as Kid revisits the infamous Quifford Sutherland episode, originally episode 342 from September 2007 and later rebroadcast as episode 914. Listening back becomes its own weird experience because Kid now has more than two decades of himself sitting there waiting for anybody he dates to discover. Nothing inspires confidence quite like receiving a link from someone you’re interested in and immediately wondering what horrible thing Past Kid said into a microphone. Finally, the show wanders into AI potentially ending humanity, expensive new phones stuffed with even more AI, superhero villains, political nonsense and the general realization that nobody in the room can personally stop civilization from collapsing anyway. So the plan is simple: fix the house, survive the schedule, enjoy life, have better relationships and apparently fuck as much as possible before the machines take over. /episode/index/show/gds/id/42942948

Goin’ Deep Show 2334: Sell Everything and Just Leave 08/20/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2334: Sell Everything and Just Leave Kid and El Pres start with something dangerously close to peace and tranquility. After spending the previous day at the ballpark, Kid realizes baseball does for him what meditation, yoga and expensive wellness nonsense apparently does for everybody else. Put him in a seat with a scorebook, earbuds and a game in front of him and the rest of the world can kindly disappear for a few hours. That leads into a surprisingly good technology rabbit hole. Modern earbuds at concerts become old transistor radios under the covers at night, distant AM stations, old radio dramas, cassette recorders, iPods and the strange realization that the gadgets change while people basically keep chasing the same experience. Kid even traces his obsessive need to record everything back to tapes from the early ’90s that feel suspiciously like prehistoric Goin’ Deep Shows. Then comes the bigger thought: what exactly is keeping him where he is? Sitting at the Tigers game, Kid realizes he could theoretically sell the house, dump most of his possessions, work remotely and relocate somewhere closer to the thing that makes him happiest. It isn’t exactly a moving announcement, but it opens up a conversation about freedom, routines, getting older, baseball, responsibilities and what “normal” is supposed to look like once the old definition stops fitting. The show itself gets pulled into that conversation. Former cast members are resurfacing, Hat Trick is once again missing in action, and Kid admits the podcast has always been one of the few places where his brain can shut off and simply go. Through difficult periods, friendships and decades of life changes, the microphones have kept running. El Pres lands on the obvious conclusion: Kid never learned to keep a journal, so he accidentally made one with thousands of episodes. Naturally, that moment of introspection cannot survive for long. Country music gets dragged into the studio and beaten senseless when Kid and El Pres reduce an imaginary hit song to its essential ingredients: wake up, coffee, camo, climb tree. They feed the ingredients into Suno and discover the horrifying part: AI can actually turn the nonsense into something that resembles a legitimate song. Change the genre and the same ridiculous lyrics suddenly become something completely different, sending the guys into a larger argument about creativity, AI overload and whether technology is making everything easier or simply burying everyone beneath endless options. The internet only makes things stranger. They wander through questionable viral stories, subscription platforms, filters, fake imagery and the increasingly difficult task of figuring out whether the person, picture or story on your screen actually exists. Kid argues that people have become so obsessed with presenting perfected versions of themselves that reality almost feels like the unusual option. That eventually circles back to a much more useful idea: stop expecting people to be perfect. Everybody screws up. Everybody disappoints somebody eventually. The better move might be accepting that people are complicated, getting your own routines under control and learning to appreciate the moments when life actually feels good. Then a ridiculously attractive ballpark cheerleader destroys approximately forty minutes of Kid’s previous anti-cheerleader philosophy. So much for enlightenment. Listen in. Go Deep. /episode/index/show/gds/id/42500405

Goin’ Deep Show 2333: Missing Her Face 08/13/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2333: Missing Her Face Kid and El Pres are back in the studio, and Kid isn't exactly arriving with a clear head. A relationship he thought had long-term potential has suddenly gone quiet, leaving him trying to reconcile the comfort of believing he'd found somebody to grow old with against the reality of barely communicating at all. Beneath all the usual Goin' Deep stupidity is something considerably more sincere: the realization that the podcast has always been a place where jokes cover heavier things that don't necessarily get discussed anywhere else. Kid returns from a vintage baseball weekend where the Independents got their asses kicked, the roster looked increasingly aware of its collective age and the team captain missed the festivities after getting sick. The baseball may have been rough, but the friends weekend and general distraction were exactly what Kid needed. That leads into the other major distraction of the week: Foo Fighters in Detroit. Kid and El Pres put the show among the best concerts they've attended, with Kid comparing it against an Eagles show that still holds the championship belt in his personal concert rankings. Queen of the Stone Age gets plenty of love too, along with a tease about an old Josh Homme story involving somebody connected to the show. Then artificial intelligence takes over the studio. Kid starts demonstrating how easily old photographs can now be animated, altered and completely reinvented. An innocent old Goin' Deep studio photo slowly mutates until the original Red Eye looks like he's spent the last decade secretly training for an action movie. That sends the guys into the larger question of whether AI has made fantasy so instantly available that younger people simply aren't impressed by the things that once felt forbidden or exciting. That becomes part of a bigger generational argument. Are younger audiences really less interested in sex scenes? Did growing up with unlimited access to everything fundamentally change what feels provocative? And what happened to the traditional rock star, who once existed in a world without somebody filming every stupid decision from six feet away? El Pres is meanwhile approaching retirement and beginning to imagine life without worrying quite so much about what everybody thinks. Travel enters the picture, including Paris, London, Liverpool, Abbey Road and Ireland, while Kid argues that making those memories with his son could be worth more than anything sitting around the house. There are detours through Buc-ee's chaos, social-media personalities who may or may not resemble AI, old morality films that aged spectacularly badly, Detroit Tigers anxiety, the Dodgers tempting fate, and the strange experience of podcast listeners recognizing Kid away from the microphone and knowing considerably more about his life than expected. And finally, civilization arrives at the question philosophers were apparently too frightened to ask: Why do bangs look like a warning sign? Grok is summoned. Grok is instructed to become less polite. Grok eventually concludes that bangs represent a daily declaration of war against the forehead. That seems scientific enough for this show. Listen in Go Deep /episode/index/show/gds/id/42417375

Goin’ Deep Show 2332: Monster Smut Book Club 08/06/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2331: Elevator Farts & Other Modern Turn-Ons 07/30/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2331: Elevator Farts & Other Modern Turn-Ons Kid and El Pres open the show like a pair of retirees trapped in a padded room, negotiating temperature, mattresses, and whether the studio is cold enough to preserve meat. That leads into Kid’s latest AI music experiment: feed a chatbot the DNA of gloomy, grinding hard rock, hand the description to Suno, and wait for the machine to produce eight minutes of strip-club entrance music with mystery vocals nobody requested. The robots can imitate the mood, but apparently “instrumental” is still open to interpretation. From there, the conversation checks in on aging, testosterone supplements, cholesterol medication, disappearing erections, and the increasingly complicated maintenance schedule required to keep a middle-aged man operational. Baseball provides temporary shelter as Will Clark and Eric Byrnes spark a discussion about players who once traded hitting advice over beers but now retreat to hotel rooms and video games. Kid argues that people find time for whatever they genuinely want—whether that’s baseball, summer hobbies, or avoiding their responsibilities with professional-level dedication. The sports talk expands into a full soccer dismissal, followed by a youth-baseball coach whose mound visits sound more like a roast at a failing strip club. That raises the episode’s recurring question: Is anything online genuine anymore, or was the funny part dubbed in afterward? Ring cameras, edited clips, AI fakery, and everybody’s instant courtroom opinion make reality feel like another piece of content waiting for somebody to slap a watermark on it. El Pres brings in family history involving his late father’s former wife, one final pre-marriage hookup, and the uncomfortable possibility that being his father’s son may be more literal than anyone needed explained. The show then detours through flexible adult performers, pronoun arguments, an absurd alphabet-soup satire clip, anger-management irony, political stupidity, and a fake investigation into whether one strategically deployed fart can alter a man’s entire sexual destiny. Grok gets dragged into the mess when Kid asks his British AI companion to explain an emerging fascination with women farting in elevators. The bot attempts a reasonable explanation involving exposure and reinforcement before being ordered into “goblin mode,” proving that artificial intelligence may eventually destroy civilization—but first it has to survive customer service. The final stretch turns unexpectedly thoughtful as the guys discuss Sony, disappearing game discs, rented software, streaming libraries, subscription traps, and the difference between possessing a physical object and merely receiving permission to access it. AI gives creative people more tools than ever while simultaneously making creativity feel exhausting, disposable, and dependent on somebody else’s server. Then the computer crashes, the show ends early, and technology delivers the strongest rebuttal of the episode. /episode/index/show/gds/id/42265055

Goin’ Deep Show 2330: Sucking Out Your Demons 07/23/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2330: Sucking Out Your Demons Episode 2330 - Kid and El Pres open with a viral story about a female pastor allegedly offering an extremely hands-on form of spiritual cleansing. Naturally, this inspires more interest in church attendance than either man has shown in years. From there, the conversation wanders into Pete Davidson, parental grief, bars as strange rooms where strangers repeatedly buy drinks, and Kid’s absolute hatred of line dancing. His scientific breakthrough: slap Benny Hill-style chase music over any line-dancing video and it syncs perfectly, no matter where you start it. Hat Trick arrives with an important design challenge—what belongs beneath her boobs? The proposed tattoo concepts range from delicate floral geometry to a Mad Magazine-style fold-in that reveals Kid’s face when the cleavage closes. This quickly becomes the least strange attraction discussed, because Hat Trick introduces her “hear me out” list: Gritty, Venom, Scar, the dragon from Shrek, Puss in Boots, Gill from Finding Nemo, and other characters that require both an explanation and possibly a licensed professional. The distinction is established: Jessica Rabbit doesn’t count because everybody already understands. A true “hear me out” should make the room stop, stare, and reluctantly request supporting evidence. The show also checks in on Hat Trick’s fireman situation, including a smoke-shortened camping trip, a heroic amount of sex, the hazards of being on top too often, and the revelation that a little extra belly can function as an “added feature.” Beneath all the filth is an actual conversation about catching feelings, old relationship damage, ruined plans, emotional boundaries, and the difficulty of pretending a daily connection is still casual just because nobody has upgraded the label. Elsewhere, the crew covers hot people farting in elevators, bodily-function etiquette, “extra creamy” compliments, the looming threat of droopy balls, and Kid’s personal rules against back titties and multiple chins. Hat Trick counts threesomes, Kid prepares for the exhausting public service of researching “Guess Her Muff,” and everyone meets Jimothy—a short-spined raccoon shaped like an escaped Squishmallow. The mood briefly turns anxious when Kid reveals his cat has disappeared somewhere in or around the house, but the episode ends with Jimothy worship, “hear me out” homework for the listeners, and the promise of more questionable visual research. /episode/index/show/gds/id/42193685

Goin’ Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick’s Hookups - Happy 4th! 07/04/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2327: Timing Hat Trick’s Hookups - Happy 4th! The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they’ve come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor’s lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the “come hither,” and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral structure and the ongoing mystery of squirting, with Kid admitting he used to be able to make it happen reliably and now wonders WTF. From there it’s a parade of old war stories: finger blasting at a Janet Jackson concert, the hunt for extinct hot tub hotel rooms, and the bang time in a minivan for lunch. Hat Trick reveals her older neighbors have started commenting on the blue truck’s schedule and made a dog-slobber joke that nearly killed everyone in the room. They watch an AI-generated soccer clip of women flashing titties in the stands, then pivot to a Michigan Instagram guy preaching the gospel of which “fat bitches got the best pussy” in a gravel parking lot. Hat Trick gives her current weekly average with the fireman and confirms he now waits down the road until the kids clear out. The back half turns political. Kid plays a bleak satirical song about America being founded on genocide and built on slavery, then the three of them try to figure out why the 250th feels like such a non-event compared to the bicentennial they actually remember. They land on Taylor Swift’s New York wedding shutting down the city as the perfect distraction from everything else, debate whether billionaires giving away millions still counts when the system is this broken, and close with Hat Trick pulling the actual lizard piercing out of an old jewelry box—the same one from the legendary “There’s a Lizard in My Snatch” episode. They end by announcing Guess Her Muff is coming back as a full segment. /episode/index/show/gds/id/41963025

Goin’ Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks 07/02/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2326: Ronaldo's Fiancé's Butt Cheeks Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be contributing to younger generations not banging enough. From there they move into body count math, with Kid admitting he used to keep a detailed note in his phone and still gets regular clean bills of health from the doctor. Solo activities become a running theme: going to the Tigers game by himself with new AirPods and a scorebook turns out to be one of the most relaxing ballpark experiences he's had in years. The same energy carries over to golfing alone and upcoming concerts. Sports talk gets heated when they land on baseball's new ABS challenge system (sponsored by T-Mobile, of course) and the completely unnecessary cheerleaders hanging out on the dugout at Tigers games. Kid makes it clear baseball has fans, not cheerleaders, and the distraction is real. The conversation gets nostalgic with old SNL sketches that wouldn't survive 2026 (Pat, Church Lady, Robert Goulet doing rap songs), a quick debate on which Williams sister you'd rather sleep with, and a genuinely sweet story about an 80-year-old bike mechanic who still loves his job and looks 15 years younger because of it. They also revive the ancient "hoggin'" bit from the early days of the show, share some questionable high school hookup updates (one girl turned out to be a lesbian, another hit the wall hard), and close with a rant about an absurdly long government acronym and a comedian destroying gender-neutral bathroom complaints. Listener calls for 4th of July fireworks disaster stories are teased at the end. /episode/index/show/gds/id/41918465

Goin’ Deep Show 2325: I Slept With Your Dad, Bitch 06/25/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2325: I Slept With Your Dad, Bitch Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property. Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of patience that separates everyday life from a full-blown rant. Politics inevitably enters the conversation, but not before everyone takes a detour through World Cup visitors discovering America, Costco, ranch dressing, thunderstorms, and all the weird things citizens take for granted. Sports fans get plenty to chew on as the crew debates alternate jerseys, Pride Night uniforms, marketing gimmicks, minor league baseball promotions, and whether sports franchises have completely lost control of their identities. Then Hat Trick unveils her latest adventure: a new dating app that skips small talk and jumps directly into advanced placement coursework. The stories that follow include hidden profiles, ethical non-monogamy, giant-dick silhouette photos, younger men shooting their shot, age-gap relationships, failed threesomes, awkward family connections, and one absolutely legendary story involving a former hookup who later became someone’s father-in-law. The episode eventually settles into reflections on summer, aging pets, social media algorithms, fireworks plans, sobriety milestones, baseball card auctions, and why everybody seems desperate to escape negativity even while constantly talking about it. It’s equal parts therapy session, comedy show, relationship roundtable, and cautionary tale. /episode/index/show/gds/id/41698990

Goin’ Deep Show 2324: Reverse Cowgirl During the Ballgame 06/18/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2321: Let Her Swallow Responsibly 05/28/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2319: The Internet Got Hornier and Dumber 05/14/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2317: The Cum Dumpster Scheduling Conflict 04/19/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2316: Amateur Hour That Never Grew Up 04/23/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might’ve Murdered His Wife 04/16/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2315: Our Buddy Might’ve Murdered His Wife Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new “older bitches I’d still smash” track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it’s slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood’s male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you’ve ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made her first thought “so… who’s pitching?” and suddenly the whole room was doing the math on every gay and lesbian couple we know. Zero shame, pure curiosity. We hit peak dystopia next with AI deepfake porn, mourning the fact that kids can now Grok a classmate’s tits on in study hall and ruin lives before the lunch bell. Meanwhile poor Rosie the dog lay on the floor like a furry sack of bones, head flopping like a dead fish while we force-fed her peanut butter and quietly wondered if today was the day. Politics turned into a full clown-car fire: Trump looking like a melted candle running on pure cocaine and spite, Melania lying about Epstein like the photos don’t exist, and the Vatican getting straight-up medieval threats. Somehow MGT became the voice of reason and we all felt a little sorry for the orange man. A little. Then Hat Trick dragged us back to the gutter where we belong — fireman still destroying her, an Ohio high-school crush volunteering for a filmed blowjob spank-bank deposit, and the official “Hat Trick Wheel of Dicks” officially entering the rotation. We closed the show talking monster-sex audiobooks and her legendary crocheted cock sock still hiding at the old studio. In other words, just another perfectly unhinged episode as usual. Listen in. Go Deep. /episode/index/show/gds/id/40894880

Goin’ Deep Show 2314: The Tribute Nobody Asked For 04/09/2026

Goin' Deep Show 2313: Cassette Tapes to AI Overload 04/03/2026

Goin' Deep Show 2312: The Night That Sounded Better Than It Actually Was 03/26/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It 03/20/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2311: Threesome So Close You Can Smell It Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin’ about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee’s, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody’s scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They’re already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She’s reminiscing about the time she and Big Boobs Brandy tag-teamed Yukon years ago and wouldn’t even let the poor horny bastard touch them, absolute legend shit that belongs in the GDS hall of fame. She also took her daughter to a Griffins game, because indoor track meet weekends now include scoping hockey asses. “I know what your search history looks like, Mom” and calling her out like a goddamn pro. Kid A.G. then hits us with a ghost story after he runs into the chick who vanished after a heavy-petting theater make-out session… It happened at the Dirty Show, surrounded by assless chaps, leather dog masks, and some dominatrix dragging her boyfriend around like a sad, high-heeled little poodle bitch on a leash. And just when you think it can’t get any more fucked, El Pres casually announces he fucked one of his dad’s old girlfriends. Same woman. Years apart. Eskimo brothers with Dad. Let that one fucking marinate. Then the trio really lets loose, going full savage on everything left in the tank. They roast Tennessee for making you scan your ID to watch porn like it’s a goddamn TSA cavity search, clown Hat Trick’s foot-content hustle, mock her ridiculous dragon dildo collection that’s grown so stupid it needs its own wine rack just to keep the drawer from exploding, laugh their asses off at the painfully awkward daughter-boyfriend couch cuddling, and completely lose it over batshit AI songs about “skanky cock-gobbling whores of the week.” Ninety minutes of zero-filter, balls-to-the-wall stupidity that makes you laugh, cringe, and seriously wonder how the fuck these three still have any functioning relationships left. Go listen right now. Your therapist will thank you… or bill you double. (And yeah, the Yukon threesome is still cooking.) Go Deep. /episode/index/show/gds/id/40550870

Goin’ Deep Show 2310: Bondage Pam, Epstein’s Gmail, and the Dragon That Finally Fit: 03/17/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2310: Bondage Pam, Epstein’s Gmail, and the Dragon That Finally Fit: Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of Hat Trick and El Pres, and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam “Bondage” Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy foot-fetish side hustles. 1. Pam Bondi Gets Roasted Harder Than a Bad Tinder Date Kid and crew go nuclear on AG Pam Bondi after her congressional hearing meltdown. She’s supposed to be the top law enforcement officer protecting public interest and fighting human trafficking—not yelling about stock market gains like a deranged cheerleader for the Cheeto overlord. They pull up her actual job description (chief legal officer, DOJ head, consumer protection, anti-trafficking crusader) and contrast it with her performance: deflecting questions, zero survivor outreach, perjury vibes from Ted Lieu, and straight-up acting like Trump’s personal attorney. Kid’s AI-generated “Bondage Baby” art with exaggerated assets? Chef’s kiss. The hypocrisy is thick, and the crew calls it like they see it: she’s failing the American people spectacularly. 2. Epstein Files: jmail.world Is the Rabbit Hole We All Needed The real star? That mind-blowing site jmail.world—Epstein’s actual emails recreated Gmail-style, complete with searchable photos, flights, iMessages, Amazon orders (so much lube), and 3D virtual tours of the island. Trump barely shows up (even the pedos thought he was a loser), but names like Bannon, Clinton, and more are everywhere. Recent 2026 DOJ drops (hundreds of GB) fuel the fire—dominoes falling slowly, Europe outpacing us, survivors ignored. Theories fly: Michael Jackson as a secret savior? It’s wild, it’s dark, and it’s all there for you to spiral into. 3. Super Bowl Halftime Hypocrisy & Bad Bunny Unity Vibes Bad Bunny’s full-Spanish headline set (with that “together we are America” closer listing the whole continent) did more uniting than anything Trump-era. Critics booed, Vance got roasted at the Olympics, and the anti-immigrant crowd lost it—despite Shakira/J.Lo/Bad Bunny collabs getting zero flak before. Kid Rock’s pre-recorded money-grab flop? Artists bailing on tours? It’s all exposure of the division machine. Bonus: “I should know more Spanish” energy hits hard. 4. The Filthy, Glorious Personal Chaos Hat Trick levels up big time: the legendary Dragon (that popcorn-sized knot dildo) finally fits after pregame solo sessions, vibrator assists, multiple Os, and creaming so hard it’s “glazed donut” status. Legs shaking, fireman/Superman delivers rounds, dripping everywhere. Then the side hustle reveal—FeetFinder earnings from walking barefoot in freezing snow (daughter helps film the snow angel soles shot), $44 from one buyer obsessed with cold yellow toes. Dirty socks, sprain fetishes, potential mother-daughter customs? Niche gold. The crew floats dick-stamp canvas art ideas for the studio wall—tits, curves, interactive voting. Pure unhinged creativity. Final Takeaway This episode is peak Goi’Deep: rage at institutional failure, deep-dive conspiracy tools (hit jmail.world or creepsearch.com redirect), cultural takedowns, and shameless adult fun. Dominoes are falling—slowly—but hope flickers amid the shitstorm. Stay informed, stay horny, stay pissed. /episode/index/show/gds/id/40508040

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Goin’ Deep Show 2306: Biology's Pervert Green Light! 02/12/2026

Goin’ Deep Show 2306: Biology's Pervert Green Light! Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion. Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking the driveway, pounding beers to cope. His girl accuses him of only wanting to "get drunk and fuck"—Wally owns it as his middle name and fucking job. They school daughters on reality: guys stay oblivious to unspoken expectations, women assume mind-reading, but even when we know, we might not deliver—deal with it. Tech ghosting hurts—read receipts but she's active elsewhere? Trade her for another blonde. Kid’s sober streak kills his patience: no more "whatever" tolerance for bullshit. Wally's ex drama goes nuclear: mentally unhinged old lady toddler-melts when he starts talking to her friend a year after the split (started with a drunk "don't talk shit about me" message after she dumped the kids on him). Ex first says "he's a nice guy, let me think," then explodes in rage Feminism gets torched: bra-burners fucked housewives wanting to stay home by demanding equality while keeping perks like opened doors and titty-bought drinks. Trannies slammed as indecisive women who can't pick a sex. Biblical women had no voice, ad agencies pit chicks against each other with makeup wars so they never unite against dudes. Eskimo brothers? Guys shrug; women go full eye-claw psycho. Sports rant: NFL's endless flags make it unwatchable like basketball; baseball smartly fixed pace, hockey lost the fun fights, football's violence is baked in and can't be softened without killing fans. Local shootings (brothers blasting dad), ICE idiots failing open-book tests and dying dumb (gun in standoff), media distractions from government theft—taxes on everything while Trump's family pockets $1.4B. Kid A.G. calls Wally a "true American hero" for wanting to burn the Capitol down—January 6th failed by not finishing the job. Dream scenario: Islamic nuke wipes D.C., states rise, destroy Islam's burka slavery (religion, especially Islam, mind-fucks billions; Catholic schoolgirls the dirty-hot exception). Ends with Wally's dead truck buried in snow, gun stockpile for apocalypse, libtard spotting (600-lb Hello Kitty donut queen), martial law conspiracies called childish, ass-rub proxy requests, and plans for more calls since travel's fucked. /episode/index/show/gds/id/40085125

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