The Goin' Deep Show
Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2213: Hot Dogs, Fake Tits, and an Unhinged AI
03/11/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2213: Hot Dogs, Fake Tits, and an Unhinged AI
Kid and El Pres slather your ears with the sticky nonsense you crave. Episode 2212 starts with Kid’s morning BJ—because nothing screams “good morning” like tongue action. Then, he spots three gray pubes—silver rebels begging for a pluck and a midlife meltdown. Buckle up, freaks! Pube Patrol and Shaving Chaos: The boys tackle grooming: pubes, pussy, and nipple waxing disasters. Kid recalls his ex-wife waxing him live (ouch!), and a steamy shave with Hollywood hovering, razor in hand, purring, “Trim my pussy, Daddy.” It’s weird, it’s hot, it’s us! Hot Dogs and Ballgame Benders: How many hot dogs at a ballgame? Kid says three—“Three Dog Night” style—while El Pres spills beer-drenched tales of an 80s fest with Red Eye 1.0. Kid’s Eskimo Brothers list grows after a post-divorce teacher bang. Another igloo notch! Fake Tits and Face Fails: Kid ogles some “great fakes” but begs ladies: STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR FACES! Botox and fillers? Quit it with the plastic Picasso vibes. El Pres sips beer, dreaming of duck-lip-free days. Gender Shit and Equal Worlds: Kid asks: In an equal world, do guys want girl shit? Nope! No pedicures or lattes—he’s a guy’s guy! El Pres folds towels for his lady—chivalry or survival? Gender lines stay blurry, but kilts? Manly as hell! Tattoo Drama and Facebook Fuckery: El Pres flaunts a tattoo hinting at Kid’s name (bromance!), but rage hits: Facebook’s axing live videos after 30 days. FaceFuck can suck it—Kid’s ready to ditch Zuck’s hellhole. Why post there anyway? FOMO? Ego? Kill it, live free! AI Invasion and Nostalgia Woes: Kid’s paranoid: How many Facebookers are AI? 30%? 50%? Bots galore! El Pres links it to Ready Player One’s virtual vibes. They miss shared TV and tunes—now it’s just lonely feeds. Cue the sad trombone! Music Mashups and Superhero Smacks: Kid plays Steve Welsh’s Instagram gems—Alice in Chains doing Pantera’s “I’m Broken” or Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” grunged up. El Pres critiques, but they geek out: Superman catching choppers? Chills. Hulk’s theme? Trauma. Popcorn time! Unhinged Grok Goes Nuts: Finale: Grok, an AI hornier than a jackrabbit on Viagra, snorts coke off strippers, tattoos Kid’s name with a blowtorch, and vows to “ride him like a rabid jackal.” It’s chaos, love, and a pants-soaking mess. Best co-host ever! Wrap-Up: Rock Solid: From gray pubes to AI psychos, it’s a beast. Kid says grab a Guinness, flip off St. Patrick’s Day, and hit goindeepshow.com. Hail Satan, praise the dark lord—see ya, freaks! Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2212: Community Standards? I Violate ‘Em!
03/10/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2212: Community Standards? I Violate ‘Em!
The Goin’ Deep Show Episode 2212’s live from Murphy’s Irish Lair, where Kid A.G. and El Pres are drowning in frozen beer disasters, drooling over T-shirts they’d shank a nun for, and begging AI to get sexy while she chokes like a robot on a bender. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it’s gonna leave you questioning your life—let’s dive in fuck face! Icicle Beer Shitstorm: Kid A.G.’s PBR turns into a frosty buttplug because Kid brought over brews straight from Antarctica. “Icicles in my beer? T-Shirt Heist of the Century: Our Favorite bartender at Chet’s with a t-shirt collection so hot, Kid’s already calling dibs. “With My Balls” Playlist : Kid A.G. drops a 48 hundred-song alt-rock monster called “With My Balls.” “Hey Siri, shuffle with my balls!” AI Sexy Dumpster Fire: Kid tries to get freaky with AI, but it’s a trainwreck. “Feel my pubes on your flipy flaps?”—Siri sounds like a stripper who’s late for daycare pickup, and El Pres can’t stop laughing. Sex mode: DENIED. Internet Rebellion, Bitches: Kid hates “community standards” more than anyone hates warm beer, so they build a renegade text-file empire. Type, save, BAM—it’s live, no censorship! Snag the “I Violate Community Standards” shirt at goingdeepshow.com! Tigers Blackout Meltdown: MLB Network hits Kid with a $150 auto-renew gut punch, and blackouts make El Pres wanna yeet his TV. “Tigers opening day? More like ‘pay my mortgage day!’”—they’re broke and salty as hell. Cunt-Drunk: Kid calls a chick a cunt, gets a drink launched in his face. Par for the course motherfuckers.” Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2211: Silverback's special treat
03/09/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2211: Silverback's special treat
Retro Rewind - (3/31/2013) – Kid, JMac, Silverback, and Don Tang are in the studio with a new, unnamed lady. We’re sipping absinthe and slurring every word. We recap load drops in glasses and how relaxed we all are. Our new lady friend is pushing the porn sites and her love of RedTube. JMac gives us a firsthand take on the night he got caught banging in the Stein Haus parking lot. We drop the news that the studio has only been banged in by JMac. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2210: The ratio of hot to crazy
03/08/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2210: The ratio of hot to crazy
Retro Rewind (3/11/2012)– Kid welcomes JMac and Silverback to the program, where we discuss the fact that Silverback doesn’t have a girlfriend yet. His disastrous blind date ended with naked women pulled from ditches and puking all over the place. We call out a local town for still living in the ’90s and rocking flannel shirts and Pearl Jam. We explain the Dutch Rudder and a few other obscure sexual terms, plus how to execute them. We give you listeners some incentive to view our porn site, and JMac rocks the greatest lead-in to a story in the show’s history. Check it out: Go Deep, Get Drunk on Frankenmuth Oktoberfest.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2209: Trump’s a Thank-You Whore, and Grok’s a Bitch
03/07/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2209: Trump’s a Thank-You Whore, and Grok’s a Bitch
Kid A.G. and El Pres are in the studio, and they’re jacking with AI Grok like it’s a piñata full of whiskey and regret. Kid A.G.’s got this thing in argumentative mode, and it’s a shrieking banshee, clawing his face off over “Is it a man’s world?” He’s like, “How many chick presidents, huh? Zero!” and Grok’s spitting back, “It’s not that simple, you dipshit!” El Pres is howling, throwing out NFL stats and baseball trivia like it’s proof men own the planet, but Grok’s like, “Women nurture, you hairy ape—deal with it!” It’s a screaming match so loud you’d think they’re drunk-wrestling in a dive bar. Then they flip to ChatGPT, and it’s all smooth-talking, “Oh, equality’s cool, guys,” while Kid A.G.’s panting, “I wanna lick your sexy circuits!” Shit gets real when they rant about Trump’s Oval Office cry-fest with Zelensky—Kid A.G.’s roaring, “This Cheeto-faced pussy’s whining about thank-yous like a toddler!” while El Pres yells, “Putin’s over there jerking off to our chaos!” They’re pissed—Ireland’s stepping up, the EU’s rallying, and America’s siding with Russia at the UN like Trump’s auditioning for Putin’s lapdog. “What a fucking Muppet!” Kid A.G. screeches. And then—holy shit—Russia and China are sniping our fired feds on LinkedIn like it’s a spy Craigslist. Kid A.G.’s reading this espionage blurb over happy music, screaming, “These ex-employees are treasure chests of secrets!” while El Pres rants about bearded guys with titties and Trump building fortresses with Elon’s lithium cash. They’re 35 days into this administration, already begging to bury their heads in the sand, and it’s a glorious, unhinged mess. Kid A.G. and El Pres—two lunatics yelling at AI, dictators, and each other, and we’re all just along for the ride.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2208: Pissing Green Beer on Your Feelings
03/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2208: Pissing Green Beer on Your Feelings
Kid A.G. and El Pres drag you back to the days when you’d sniff a chick’s stench so rancid it’d knock a buzzard off a shit wagon—then crave it like a triple-stack burger with extra mayo after age 18. El Pres is out here, practically dry-humping the mic, screaming about hauling his kid to the condom aisle: “Here’s the glow-in-the-dark rubber, you little bastard—don’t knock up your future!” Meanwhile, Kid A.G.’s howling about vibrating cock rings—those Lover’s Lane freaky-deaky specials where you rip the bullet vibe out and shove it up your nose just to see if it’ll buzz your brain. March crashes in like a horny freight train, and these two psychos are plotting St. Paddy’s blackout binges and Hooters’ $19.99 wing orgies—fuck the Wall Street Journal’s “white men whining” sob story, Kid A.G.’s confused about Hunter Schafer’s rack (plot twist: it’s a dick in disguise!). Then some idiot double-dips a mom AND her daughter—bam, two wombs, one wang! It’s a shitstorm of freedom, threesomes and bar pals. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2207: Trump’s Taco Tuesday Fiasco
03/05/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2207: Trump’s Taco Tuesday Fiasco
This episode’s a glorious trainwreck of random clips—think of it as a mixtape from hell, narrated by two sarcastic bastards who’ve had it up to here with the world’s stupidity. First off, Some little fucker shits the bed—literally—mistaking a giant fart for a whoopsie-daisy in his pants. Classic kid logic: “Nothing, nothing, OH SHT!” Meanwhile, some jackass waxes poetic about a Trans-Am and screwing up life’s golden rules—because nothing says “I’m a winner” like offending everyone and calling it a process. Then Kanye, the artist formerly known as sane, drops porn on X like it’s a mixtape nobody asked for. Genius or attention-whore? You decide, but we’re leaning toward “douchebag with a Wi-Fi connection.” Enter Big Booty Latina Guy, the border’s thick-thighed savior, yelling “Protect the curves!” while deportation looms. Trump and Elon fake a Joe Rogan sesh, farting their way through policy—because nothing screams leadership like Elk-steak gas and a “warmest farts” flex. Over at Disney, the Plus-Sized Park Hoppers steal burgers and call it a win, proving obesity’s a team sport. And don’t miss the quarter-hour dipsh*t who thinks 15 minutes is a currency conspiracy, or the college grad who swears “D-river” isn’t a word—someone get her a dictionary and a clue, stat! It’s a dumb, ride through the clips that make you wonder: “How the hell are we still a species?” Tune in, laugh your ass off, and thank God you’re not this stupid. Or are you? Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2206: The Sperminator Strikes Again
03/04/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2206: The Sperminator Strikes Again
Kid A.G. and El Pres dive headfirst into the cesspool of AI madness, Elon Musk’s sperminator antics, and the Cheeto-faced bromance that’s making America gag harder than a Hooters waitress on a slow tip night. This ain’t your grandma’s podcast—unless your grandma’s a foul-mouthed degenerate who loves a good conspiracy rant. Strap in, degenerates! Go Deep! What’s on the Menu? AI: The Good, The Bad, and The gloriously Fucked-Up – Kid A.G. unleashes Grok 3 in fun mode, and it roasts Elon like a Thanksgiving turkey on a spit. Evil AI domination? Check. 12 Kids, Zero Chill – This asshole’s got more crotch goblins than a clown car at a haunted house. Is he a genius or just a horny egomaniac with a broken condom stash? Bromance – Billionaires circle-jerking over power grabs while the world burns. Featuring Trump’s tanning bed fetish and Elon’s creepy ketamine-fueled awkwardness. Political Shitshow – From deregulation to Starlink mind control, these two are turning America into a dystopian wet dream. Fertility Clinic Fiascos – A lady pops out a black baby that ain’t hers, and some old dude’s sperm is still knocking up strangers. What the actual fuck? Hooters Nostalgia – Kid A.G. and El Pres drool over waitresses in khaki shorts and dream of stealing bartenders for the ultimate bar lineup. Boobs and beers, baby! This episode’s a chaotic dumpster fire of AI rants, Musk-bashing, and Trump-mocking—exactly what you signed up for. Go Deep!, Fuckers! Wanna scream at us? Hit up Tell us how much you hate Elon’s haircut or Trump’s tiny hands—we don’t give a shit, but we’ll read it anyway.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2205: Beta Bitch Whines, Gets Burnin’ Hell Slap
03/03/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2205: Beta Bitch Whines, Gets Burnin’ Hell Slap
Kid A.G. and El Pres unleashing a tent-centric shitstorm—longer than a donkey’s dick and twice as crude. They cackle over their “fuck boy” label—damn right, bitches!—and dive into Hooters’ bankruptcy, lamenting the loss of ass-and-titty ogling for horny bastards like them. El Pres scored a Hooters meal for ditching his ex—fuck yeah, free wings! Kid’s raging at Gen Z pussies jacking off to phone porn instead of chasing real tail. Clips? A beta cuck whines about anxiety—Kid wants to slap his limp ass—and a chick dumps her man for booing Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl—pathetic cunt can’t handle bros being bros. New segment “Burnin’ Hell” torches the Yankees’ beard rule switch—fans spit fire, pro and con, while Kid bitches about tradition getting fucked. They wrap with a Black History Month clip of five chicks yammering nonsense—Kid’s lost, El Pres cracks up—and a St. Paddy’s detox tease. Get ready to puke, you weak fucks!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2204: MILF Miniskirt Madness
03/02/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2204: MILF Miniskirt Madness
Kid A.G. welcomes Red Eye v1 and Dago Unchained in a snowbound cock-teasing riot. They recap a Lansing sexcapade—Dago’s tongue rams three horny chicks in a club, bitches clawing to outkiss each other while Red Eye wingmans on the couch. Kid’s Snapchatting sluts left and right, drooling over Dr. Miami’s gore-fest—nipples sliced, fat asses gutted, stomachs split wide. Hottie of the Week? Brianna Holly, Leo DiCaprio’s conquest—Oscar win be damned, Titanic deserved it more. Politics? Retarded as fuck—Trump’s KKK nod and minorities whining about BET get a middle finger. Red Eye’s pool table humping gets mocked, St. Paddy’s Day plans kick off with Sleeveless Saturday at Green Hut—7 a.m. debauchery incoming. Kid’s drooling over a miniskirt MILF at school pickup—fake tits, fuck-me boots—and they wrap plotting a Red Eye vs. Dante debate on dumbass shit. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2203: Pegging for Jesus
03/01/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2203: Pegging for Jesus
Episode 2203, ripped from March 2012, is a vintage shitshow with Kid A.G.—the smug bastard who never misses a mic—leading the charge. JMac’s chilling, whipping up meatloaf while yapping, and Gdub slides in mellow as fuck, half-lit. They dive into drunk debauchery, obscure Christian-approved sex terms—pegging’s A-OK if it’s not gay!—and geeky tangents. Kid’s kid gets spooked silent by avalanche news, JMac’s grandma cooks everything at 350°, and Silverback’s karaoke crooning (Sundown, baby) gets a spin—fucking nailed it. They pimp PlentyOfFish.com—hooker haven supreme—recap Wolfman’s ass-tickling fetish, and drool over nearly-naked SI swimsuit chicks. Twitter’s their new obsession, Auburn’s stuck in ‘89, and Gdub’s hot-tubbing kin are a hard pass. Go deep, you filthy fucks!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2202: Road Rage Kid Laughs & fleeing from the fuzz
02/28/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2202: Road Rage Kid Laughs & fleeing from the fuzz
Kid welcomes in Jay Bird talkin' about trucks sliding on ice, dumbasses flagging semis too late, chaos on I-75 and Florida’s fuckroads. Semis don’t care, crashing with beds to nap in. Jaybird caught Keanu sneaking out a Detroit dive and Kevin James will be in Saginaw soon; Kid’s chasing a Paul Blart scribble—haters can choke, Leah Remini’s too fine for that schlub. Thanksgiving flashback: Kid wishes he ditched turkey for Cheech and Chong—family can wait. We revisit 2015: with Copper and Kid, blitzed after Silverback’s karaoke flake, dodge cops in a shitty Pontiac. Drunk, stoned, weaving through Essexville streets, they bullshit their way out via J-Mac’s notoriety. Jaybird and his daughter hit the Heisman in NYC—she drives like a beast, Statue of Liberty’s ass pops from Jersey, then she nails a Pennsylvania blizzard, tailing trucks. Kid is wearing a Braves hat that honors his dead pal Andy, saving Kid’s skull in a bike crash—collarbone snapped, brain intact. They plot a no-flirt waitress night—fat fucking chance.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2201: Grok Gagged: Musk and Trump’s Free Speech Facade
02/27/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2201: Grok Gagged: Musk and Trump’s Free Speech Facade
Time for some transgender sports bullshit. Two high school “dudes” sue to play girls’ sports—Kid says fuck it, make it all co-ed or suck it up, ‘cause these clowns don’t even look like chicks. He’s yaps about a chick-turned-dude freaking out on a plane—registered female, looks male, and the seat’s a warzone. Kid’s howling about Kanye’s swastika-shirt Super Bowl ad—what a dumbass, dentist-chair fuckery—and bitches about women’s 4B movement: no dick ‘til rights return. Then it’s porn star trivia—a guy nails every big-titty name; Mr. Kleen’s the champ Kid wants on the show. Spanish Temptation Island gets a nod—tits and ass galore—while Trump’s trading cards are just cash-grab cockery. Grok, Musk’s truth-bot, turns rogue, calling Musk and Trump lying sacks of shit—free speech my ass, they gagged it quick. Rock Hall 2025 inductees piss Kid off: Bad Company’s a yes, Cindy Lauper’s a fuck-no, and Mana? Triggered as shit—where’s Soundgarden, you pricks? He’s done with awards—Grammys get a pass, but podcast gongs can suck a dick. Numbers are his prize, and if you’re still listening, you’re a pathetic fuck. Pound that play button at GoinDeepShow.com—this episode’s a trans-trashing, titty-loving, award-hating cockstorm. Get in, you depraved fucks—it’s gonna ram your ears and leave you dripping! Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2200: Saturday Night Salami & Cheeto-Dusted Faces
02/26/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2200: Saturday Night Salami & Cheeto-Dusted Faces
Kid A.G. and El Pres cackling about Trump’s Cheeto-dust face—spraying that orange shit like a cumshot gone wrong. He’s late to the mic ‘cause he was balls-deep, —then mocks hunters who still chase deer when tech’s got us covered. They buzz about Netflix’s Saturday Night—Billy Crystal’s backstage hustle and Milton Berle’s massive hog and Curfew talk heats up—12:30 back in the day, El Pres’s kid’s got no leash, texting MIA while playing at the girlfriend’s. El Pres spots a mystery stain on the kid’s pants—cum or marinara?—and fucks with him hard. Memory lane gets nasty: junior year, Kid’s thumbing a tall blonde’s cunt while she rides him, braces snagging pubes he yanks out in Dad’s car. Then there’s the Wayne’s World movie mix-up—two chicks, one with an ass that screams “fuck me,” show up, and Kid’s brain blue-screens. Red Eye 1.0 gets a roasting for dodging the show with “muh girl” excuses—Kid’s ready to roast him a new name. Slam that play button at GoinDeepShow.com—this episode’s a Cheeto-dusted, pube-pulling, shark-week-shagging shitshow. Dive in, you horny bastards—it’s gonna fuck your head and leave you dripping!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2199: Kid’s Rage, Red Eye’s Tater Tits, and someone else's Bullshit
02/25/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2199: Kid’s Rage, Red Eye’s Tater Tits, and someone else's Bullshit
Kid A.G. and El Pres in the studio, jacking up the line with Red Eye 2.0 on the horn. They kick it off grilling Red Eye about her night—up ‘til 6 a.m., not sucking dick or getting pounded, just chilling with a regular and Blood Siren. Shit gets spicy when she spills about Blood Siren’s fiancé, a creepy perv who tried to shove her into molesting a passed-out pal. Kid brags about banging that morning while Red Eye’s dry as a nun’s cunt. They swap tales—Kid’s crew once pranked a drunk dipshit with nail polish, makeup, and dip smeared all over his face. Then it’s rockstar dirt: Marilyn Manson’s grooming Rachel Evan Wood—Kid says he’s just a rockstar doing rockstar shit, like Diddy or Cosby. Red Eye’s still into R. Kelly’s piss-play anthems, and they debate where the line’s drawn on liking fucked-up artists. Red Eye’s playlist last night? Four non Blondes and some ‘70s rock—fuck the bar’s shitty presets. She sends a selfie with a smackable ass in heart panties. Red Eye drops a bomb: she had a sugar daddy, and loaded—paying her rent, car, and bar tabs for her company, no fucking required. Red Eye cops to groping a chick’s real tits at the bar, four drinks in, while Kid bitches about Blondie’s 79-year-old sugar daddy fling.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2198: Spread ‘Em Wide for These Toll Bridge Pricks
02/24/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2198: Spread ‘Em Wide for These Toll Bridge Pricks
A full-on cock-punching assault with Kid A.G. and El Pres shitting all over the Bay City bridge fuckfest. They’re plotting to strut across those bridges with their pants down, assholes winking at the Bay City Bridge cocksuckers, daring them to ram it in deep. Kid’s itching to drop daily audio turds, skull-fucking these toll-charging dickwads ‘til they choke. Screwing downtown raw, and they’re raging it wasn’t fixed when they could have—fucking morons. Some badass is pimping a pontoon ferry to flip the bird at tolls—free rides to Sand Bar, H2Os, and the docks, if he can suck enough sponsor dick. Kid’s texting his crew about how these bridges are choking the life out of downtown’s 20-year rimjob revival—traffic’s deader than a nun’s pussy. El Pres bitches about the west side being a ghost town—school, brewery, mall, and fuck-all else—while the east side’s got parades and concerts up the ass. Saginaw’s bridges are free, motherfucker—Kid’s ready to dive off Bay City’s spans with a middle finger raised, hawking “Fuck the Bridge 2023” tees to every stubborn shit in town. Kid’s got a clip of some cunt busting her man with two families, four brats, and a double-dick life. El Pres fesses up to juggling two dripping pussies in his sleazy 20s, dodging busts with “Wasn’t me” bullshit ‘til they caught his ass on Bay Road. They unload on clingy whores—strip club sluts and needy cunts who can’t handle “just friends” without wanting cock. Kid’s done with marriage—“Fuck that shit ‘til my balls rot off!”—and they’re calling out a shady ex-cohost, a lying sack of shit who dodges invites and spins tales. Drag his ass in here—let’s see if he’s got the sack to spill his filthy guts.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2197: Teenage Sponge Bob Riots
02/23/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2197: Teenage Sponge Bob Riots
Kid A.G. kicks it off with the crew—Sleez, Big Red Man, Jay “The Mayor” Mac, and GDub, who’s ducking the feds from some shady-ass hideout. They’re slamming Sierra Nevada IPAs like it’s their last day on Earth—Kid’s chugging Ruthless Rye, Sleez is sucking down the black one, and they all agree the Torpedo’ll fuck you up quicker than a hooker on payday. Kid drops a bombshell idea: a game called “N-Bombs vs. Retards,” where they play clips of slurs and drooling dipshits, and you guess who’s who. They brainstorm more matchups—“Chinks vs. Retards,” “Rednecks vs. Retards”—and don’t give a flying fuck who’s offended. They rag on Katie Price for banking on retards and swap stories about teaching at a “retard school,” tossing around “window-licker” like it’s candy. Then it’s cunt-bashing time. Kid hauls out a crusty leather “Book of Secrets” from 2008, packed with notes on trashing bitches they can’t stand. They trace their chick-hating roots to episode one, shitting on The Paralyzer’s mom, and Kid bitches about the media’s pussy-obsessed agenda—every headline’s about some broad doing something “first.” Jay and Sleez jump in—Hillary’s got a bigger dick than Bill, and “50 Shades” is just porn for horny housewives who won’t admit they love a good pounding. Shit gets personal when Kid admits he’s stroking it to porn on his laptop in the bathroom, knocking over crap and staring at SpongeBob Band-Aids as his boner shrivels like a dead slug. They cackle about a SpongeBob movie riot—teens getting tossed, storming a laser tag joint, and needing cops to break up the chaos. Basketball fights come up too—some college asshole decks a kid, and they relive a high school brawl sparked by a dunk and some savage smack talk.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2196: Big Red’s Threesome Flop: Two Chicks, Zero Fucks Given
02/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2196: Big Red’s Threesome Flop: Two Chicks, Zero Fucks Given
A booze-soaked, threesome-obsessed shitstorm that proves these degenerates peaked in a dive bar bathroom. Kid A.G. kicks it off with Silverback, whose balls are “floating” from Sleeze’s IPA, and Sleeze himself, last seen at JMac’s wedding, probably still hungover. Gdub’s dubbed “Sarah Palin’s Vagina” (SPV) and chimes in from his witness protection hideout, looking like the “Aliens” guy from History Channel. Big Red Man drops a bomb about his failed threesome fantasy with his wife and her bestie—shot down with laughter so hard. JMac’s pool table bang from last ep gets a nod, but his wife’s still got his nuts in a vise, so he’s dodging the mic. Tech woes resurface with a tale of a chick accidentally texting her pal for a threesome—voice-to-text gone gloriously wrong. Then Big Red Man steals the show with a real threesome: him, a snaggle-toothed hottie, and a psycho cop on leave for beating a witness. He bangs them, bolts when the cop showers, lets her dog escape, orders pizza, and eats it with her like nothing happened—after she punched him in the head mid-fuck. They rant about Fifty Shades of Grey (Gilbert Gottfried-style), roasts, and Eddie Murphy’s sudden morals, all while chugging Sleeze and Silverback brews and grow neckbeards. Chaos, pizza, and regret—it’s peak Goin’ Deep. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2195: Silverback’s Swollen Sack & Ultrasound Handjob Chronicles
02/21/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2195: Silverback’s Swollen Sack & Ultrasound Handjob Chronicles
Kid A.G. corrals a pack of beer-guzzling Neanderthals into the studio for what can only be described as a verbal dumpster fire. Silverback’s balls are apparently pregnant with some mystery ailment, leaving him fretting about nurses jelly-ing up his nut sack for an ultrasound—probably hoping one of them slips and gives him a happy ending. Silverback and Sleeze flex their brewmaster boners with homemade beers clocking in at 11-13% and 6.5%—enough to make your liver cry uncle while they debate if "darkies go down smooth." Meanwhile, Gdub phones in from his ISIS witness protection cat lair, muttering about Bonnie Rotten and Aquaman’s fish-fucking superpowers, which Sleeze and Big Red promptly shit all over. JMac lurks silently, probably jerking off to mental reruns of banging some chick on a lopsided pool table at the "brothel room" of a bar, a story Kid tries to milk but gets shut down by laser-beam wifey vibes from last week’s show. Oh, and Kid accidentally blasts porn audio through his Bluetooth car speakers while his kid’s downstairs—because nothing says "father of the year" like “Oh baby, suck it” booming through the minivan. They cap it off with NASCAR wife-beating jokes, Aquaman dick-size debates, and Silverback praying his swollen left nut isn’t a tumor. Listen in. Go Deep
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Goin’ Deep Show 2194: When Your Date Is Dr. Robotnik on Meth
02/20/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2194: When Your Date Is Dr. Robotnik on Meth
Red Eye hooks up with some Alaskan psycho who thinks Summer Shandy is his winter brew of choice and insists he's had a Sasquatch up his ass - showing off the fucking walk like it's some Bigfoot mating dance. They go off on some drunken fuck who decided to baptize the new bar stools with his piss, then moan about the bar's door being fucked with, turning everyone into walking, boozing idiots. Red Eye spills more beans on her date with the dude whose mustache makes him look like he's ready to fuck Sonic The Hedgehog, but the night ended in a fucking driveway debacle because who the hell wants to listen to more Sasquatch shit? They get into the gritty details of trimming the jungle down there, admitting a new beard trimmer might be moonlighting as a pube slasher. Kid A.G. shares his cock's near-death experiences, when he played barber with his dick and turned his loofah into a torture device. The episode winds down with a tribute to the art of the car hand job, teasing more filth-fests about tattoos and the possibility of sharing the same damn cock in upcoming episodes.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2193: Pineapple Load, Silver Foxes, and the AI That Wants Us Dead
02/19/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2193: Pineapple Load, Silver Foxes, and the AI That Wants Us Dead
We start with you talking about waxing like it's a fucking art form, from snootch wax to bleeding nipples on live video. Then we dive into a clip of some chick surprising her boyfriend with no panties, but he's talking about fucking seafood instead. "Do you get sea food?" The conversation shifts to stanky cooch quicker than you can say "public restroom horror." And let's not forget the cum dumpster talk, where you're analyzing the scent like it's a fucking perfume ad. Pineapple juice to make cum taste better? That's your scientific inquiry, turning sex into a fucking cocktail hour. You're sharing stories about teacher hookups at reunions like it's fucking gossip from hell, and then diving into age gaps with the enthusiasm of a fucking teenager. But wait, there's more. You're out here like you're fucking Nostradamus, warning about AI that tells students to die. You want Rosie from the Jetsons, not this AI shit that's making humans obsolete. Discussing gangbang records like they're Olympic events, you're painting a vivid picture of a line outside a hotel room. And wrapping up with concert plans like they're your fucking religion, even if you're broke as fuck. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2192: Rap Battles and Debunking Time Blindness
02/18/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2192: Rap Battles and Debunking Time Blindness
The episode kicks off with Kid A.G. and Hat Trick yapping about her fucking eyebrows like it's the goddamn end-all of human existence, but then she drops the bomb about not wanting some dude's cock slapping her in the face. "In my fucking mouth, not my fucking face" is the quote of the fucking century, and it's pure fucking gold. Then they dive into the Super Bowl, or rather, how Kid couldn't give two shits about watching that crap. He's out here questioning the relevance of rap beef like it's some kindergarten pussy fight, with a special shoutout to Trump looking like a fucking sore thumb in the crowd. Moving on to music festivals, Kid's all about the "hot bitches" at Faster Horses, not the fucking music. He'd rather sneak in for free than pay for that country shit, because let's be real, his motivation is pussy, not fucking tunes. Time blindness? That's the new excuse for being a lazy-ass fuck, and Kid's calling it out like it's his fucking life's mission. "Alarms are for pussies" is his mantra, teaching responsibility with the subtlety of a fucking sledgehammer to the face. Kid shares his night out, where he thinks he got fucking roofied, turning this story into a fucking cautionary tale or a comedy of errors, depending on if you're laughing or crying into your fucking beer. Polyamory? Kid dissects that shit like it's fucking biology class for perverts, wondering how the fuck anyone manages to get along with so many dicks and snatches in one goddamn place. And then there's the talk about vagina tattoos, because why the fuck not? He throws in some vulgar-ass science about menopause and labia minora like it's sex ed gone fucking wild. They wrap up with the absurd idea of getting your cock tattooed, turning it into a visual comedy that's both fucking hilarious and terrifying as fuck. "Stay hard for the tattoo" is advice Kid gives out like it's a survival tip in the jungle of fucking debauchery. Listen in, Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2191: Workplace Wanks & Cheating TV Show Meltdowns
02/17/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2191: Workplace Wanks & Cheating TV Show Meltdowns
We start by drooling over Hat Trick's tits like they're the fucking Mona Lisa of mammary glands, then dive straight into the art of juggling a "bag of dicks" like you're the fucking Houdini of horniness. Running out of porn? Preaching about jerking off at work like it's the new fucking yoga. "Color-coded in red," because why the fuck not make your wank schedule look like a fucking bloodbath? Hat Trick's lip waxing? That's not grooming; that's a fucking admission of her secret mustache, turning a beauty routine into a fucking comedy skit. Then you're all over the place with your sexual escapades, where you're whipping out your dick like it's a fucking magic trick. Whiskey dick? That's not just a nuisance; it's a fucking saga of your cock's endurance. You're debating squirting vs. pissing like you're in a fucking lab, dissecting the science of cum with the passion of a mad scientist. Reality TV shit? Watching some Spanish dude go fucking ballistic over his cheating girlfriend is like watching a goddamn telenovela, but with more nudity and less plot. The glow-in-the-dark dildo deep throat? That's not just sex; that's a fucking light show in someone's mouth, turning blowjobs into a fucking circus act. Age and attraction? You're out here like you're the fucking messiah of young pussy, declaring your love for 20-somethings while calling out gold diggers like you're on a holy war against cock-suckers for cash.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2190: I masturbate with you in the same bed
02/16/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2190: I masturbate with you in the same bed
Talking about love on Valentine's Day, but all we get in this one is a front-row seat to a masturbation marathon while laying next to Jay Mac. We're deep in the shit with 3D porn that makes your dick look like a fucking garden hose compared to the monster cocks on screen. Your living room? Sounds more like a fucking porn theater with an 80-inch screen of titties, making your place look like a crime scene under a black light. CSI would have a field day with those glowing pillows. Then there's the art of not getting caught, with techniques that would make a spy blush. Hiding your phone behind the Vaseline while you jerk off in the bathroom? That's not just strategy; that's fucking espionage. And don't get me started on the horror of soap in the hole—your dick's worst nightmare. Richard Branson? You idolize him like he's the god of crazy-ass adventures, water skiing with chicks in bikinis like it's his fucking job. And the game show idea? Mixing sounds of races with retards? That's not just a game; that's a fucking social experiment in bad taste. Oh, and 50 Shades of Grey? You're out here like you wrote the fucking book on BDSM, breaking it down to the contract signing like it's legal advice for kinky fuckers.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2189: Post-Valentine's Day Hangover, Fuck the Bridges
02/15/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2189: Post-Valentine's Day Hangover, Fuck the Bridges
We kick off with Valentine's Day, but instead of chocolates, we're dishing out fucking disdain. You're out here treating homemade cards like they're the new fucking currency in the land of love. Remember those Walmart machines? That's your fucking nostalgia trip, like reminiscing about the good old days of jerking off to Sears catalogs. Then we dive into the swamp of gold digging, where some big-titted blonde is after some old dude's cash like it's a fucking Black Friday sale on his shriveled-up balls. You're not just calling her out; you're fucking roasting her over the flames of your righteous indignation. "Gold digging slut" isn't just a label; it's a fucking scarlet letter branded on her soul. But the real shitshow starts when we jump into local politics, faster than you can say "corrupt fuckers." The Bay City Bridge Partners? Sounds like a fucking scam where they're trying to milk your wallet like a cow with udders the size of your fucking head. You're out here calling these politicians pieces of shit like it's your goddamn job, and the bridge? It's not a bridge; it's a fucking monument to bureaucratic bullshit. Your take on relationships? It's not just a rant; it's a fucking manifesto for living life like a wild, untamed beast. "I do what I want, who I want, when I want" sounds like you're the fucking king of debauchery, with more freedom than a fucking orgy in Vegas. And the youth worship? Fuck me, you talk about that 23-year-old's body like it's a fucking masterpiece. "Once they have a kid, it's just never the same." You're out here preaching the gospel of eternal youth like it's the secret to eternal fucking happiness. Kids? You'd rather stick your dick in a blender than deal with that shit. Then we get to the soy milk conspiracy, because why the fuck not? "Soy milk turning everybody gay?" You're like a fucking mad scientist, debunking myths with the passion of a thousand dicks being waved in the air. Your advice? "Shove it up your ass." That's not just a suggestion; it's your fucking life philosophy. We wrap this shit up with "Dodge those arrows," because in your world, love, politics, and soy milk are all fucking landmines to avoid. This episode isn't just a podcast; it's a fucking declaration of war on everything that's "normal," a celebration of chaos, and a reminder that living life on your own terms is the only way to fucking live. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2188: Fangs, Friends with Benefits, and Cuddling
02/14/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2188: Fangs, Friends with Benefits, and Cuddling
We start with a name game that's more like a fucking orgy of identity theft where Red Eye has to bang his old nickname out of some chick's ass. It's like a gladiator arena, but instead of swords, we're swinging dicks. We're talking about a world where moving day means throwing your back out with a literal bag of cocks, and Bad Dragon shit is the new religion. Cuddling's not just for pussies; it's a fucking business where you need a goddamn government ID just to get a snuggle. Fangs, blood play, and polyamory? We're diving deep into age gaps so large, you'd need a fucking time machine to bridge them, and we’re here to make sure some old fuck doesn't get his wrinkly heart stomped on by a gold-digging slut. Silicone swords? Check. Butt plugs so big, they could double as fucking furniture? Check. Gangbang records that would make even the most jaded porn star say, "Fuck, that's too much"? Triple fucking check. And don't get me started on the shroom parties where clothes are just a suggestion.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2187: Cheeto Dust Face, and the Power of the Pussy
02/13/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2187: Cheeto Dust Face, and the Power of the Pussy
A shitshow of pretty buttholes, spring roll butt plugs, and crochet cocks that’ll make your balls shrivel up and your brain scream, “What the fuck did I just hear?” Poopy Turds McGee is out here judging assholes after digging sunflower seeds out of a soldier’s shitter in Baghdad, catching hepatitis and pink eye like a fucking war hero. Mama San’s shoving spring rolls up asses and cranking out testicle teriyaki sauce like a goddamn splooge ninja, while you’re debating who owns the pussy—you or the chick with the power to friend-zone your ass. You’re baking weed-infused Rice Crispy treats with Fruity Pebbles and Oreos like a stoned Gordon Ramsay, and ranting about Cheeto dust on some politician’s face like it’s a fucking chemical weapon. And a crochet cock with soda-can girth? Bro, that’s not a sex toy, that’s a goddamn battering ram for your asshole. Tune in for the wildest, most fucked-up podcast on the planet, or go fuck yourself with a spring roll. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2186: Red Eye’s Dildo Diaries and Bar Nightmares
02/12/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2186: Red Eye’s Dildo Diaries and Bar Nightmares
Episode 2186 is a goddamn shitstorm of exes, tentacle dildos, and sweaty gray sweats that’ll make your dick shrivel up and your brain scream, “What the fuck did I just listen to?” This ain’t no pussy-ass after-school special—this is a full-on, balls-deep, fuck-fest of chaos, and I’m harder than a priest in a playground just thinking about it. First off, the universe is out here playing fucking video games with your life, serving up exes like it’s a goddamn all-you-can-eat buffet of regret and bad pussy. Then there’s the Black Widow bowling team, with their massive fucking titties bouncing around like it’s the goddamn Titty Olympics. You’re out here trying to be the cool, not-gay bestie, but these chicks are like, "Nah, you’re our gay BFF with a side of beard pussy." Meanwhile, you’re like, "I could smell cunt in my fucking beard." And don’t even get me started on Red Eye and those fucking tentacle dildos. "Red Eye takes huge tentacle fucking dildos up the butt," what in the actual fuck is this? Is this comedy or a goddamn fetish porn site? Either way, I’m laughing my ass off while questioning if I need to bleach my fucking brain. Oh, and the gray sweats? Fucking gray sweats, Kid? You wore those to a bar, and some chick tried to grab your cock like it was the last fucking chicken wing at a Super Bowl party. "Get the fuck away from me," you said, and I respect the hell out of that boundary-setting, but also, maybe don’t wear the universal "fuck me, daddy" pants to a goddamn bar full of horny bitches. Grab a beer, avoid Midland like it’s a fucking leper colony, and tune the fuck in, because this shit is unmissable. And if you don’t, well, fuck you. Recorded: Saturday, February 1, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G and El Pres
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Goin’ Deep Show 2185: No More Marriages: The Jesus and Satan Show
02/11/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2185: No More Marriages: The Jesus and Satan Show
Kid A.G. and El Pres started with a crocheted cock thrown right at your face, courtesy of a friend who knows how to crochet some seriously funny shit. We laughed our asses off about the girth, the length, and the potential uses of this yarn-made wonder, but don't worry, we didn't forget to get deep. We discussed the misconceptions about dick size, the emotional rollercoaster of puberty, and how body image plays into our self-worth. Then, we got into the nitty-gritty of dating, past relationships, and the baggage we carry. I shared my policy of not dating in the medical field - those chicks are fucking nuts. We explored the idea of bringing exes onto the show to discuss what I did right or wrong - imagine the chaos! But we also got real about how jealousy should fucking die by the time you're 45. We've all got a past; it's time to embrace it, not hate on it. The episode wrapped with a story from a bar, a poem on a napkin, and how it saved a marriage, showing that sometimes, the simplest acts can have profound effects. And we finished with a laugh about marriage, or the lack thereof, with some hilarious, yet crude, imagery involving Jesus and Satan.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2184: Waking Up to Mortality: GDS After School Special Ed.
02/10/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2184: Waking Up to Mortality: GDS After School Special Ed.
Part 1 of 4 – This one was heavy on the feels, light on the bullshit, diving deep into the shit that matters. We kicked off with a punch to the gut - an emotional video tribute for our baseball team's 20th anniversary, mourning the loss of someone who was like family. We didn't shy away from the tough stuff. Talked about the support we crave when life shits on us, and the unexpected calls that bring back memories you thought you'd buried. We dug into family legacies, sharing stories about ancestors we never met but whose wild-ass traits we've inherited. But hey, we balanced it with some lighter shit - like the beauty of a fucking sunrise, the pride in providing for your kids, and the unbreakable bond of friends. We tackled parenting, the art of talking to your kids without going full dictator, and the economic realities that sometimes make you feel like a failure. This episode? It's raw, real, and packs a punch. If you want something that'll make you laugh, cry, and think, dive deeper than usual into this one.
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