The Goin' Deep Show
Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2173: Mile-High Mischief & Bowling Alley Bitches
01/30/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2173: Mile-High Mischief & Bowling Alley Bitches
Kid, Gdub, and Wally kick things off by picturing themselves as cartoon characters - Imagine Kid as the Tasmanian Devil on a bender, Gdub as a lazy Garfield but with more booze, and Wally, well, he's just Bugs Bunny with a worse attitude. Then we took a sharp turn into the world of transgender army veterans, because who doesn’t love a story where someone swaps one set of camo for another? Next up, some Canadian lovebirds thought they could join the Mile High Club without joining the 'Mile High Arrest' Club. Shows what a little cabin fever and too much altitude can do to your judgment. And speaking of bad decisions, some dumbass golfer thought he could skip out on a strip club tab without repercussions. Spoiler: he couldn't. His ass got kicked quicker than he could say "fore!" or "I'll pay you next week, I swear!" We then had a good laugh at the expense of women who can't twirl or show off their nails without making a spectacle of themselves. Kid then dropped a truth bomb about bowling alley sluts - they're just barflies who got grounded by their own offspring. Apparently, once you've pushed a few kids out of your baby cannon, the bar scene is out, and the bowling alley is in. But we're not all about the mockery; we also celebrate beauty. Bringing back the "Hotties of the Week" segment, we've got Bonnie Rotten, the queen of ink and kink, and Lucy Mecklenburgh, who's apparently traded reality TV for a more... interesting reality. Original Release Date: January 29, 2015 On Mic: Kid, GDub, Wally
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Goin’ Deep Show 2172: Let Them Play Ring Toss with My Hard Cock
01/29/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2172: Let Them Play Ring Toss with My Hard Cock
Strap in for a journey back to the good old days with this Retro Rewind of the Goin' Deep Show, episode 1010. Kid's Self-Love Session: In this blast from the past, we start with The Kid's undying love for himself. Balls or Delusion?: The Kid's ex thought she had some balls - oh, how wrong she was. Decor from Hell: Our studio back then was a sight for sore eyes - or rather, a sight to make your eyes sore. Wally's Wild Hunt: Wally was out in the woods in this episode, not for deer, but for a different kind of game - the human kind. His outdoor hunting extravaganza was all about bagging the ultimate trophy - ass. Love Games: GDub had this brilliant idea where women would compete for our love. Think of it as the original reality TV show, but instead of roses, they're competing for our dicks. Football Over Family: Wally was clear as day; no woman should dare talk about family shit during an NFL game. He coined the term "Demilitarized Zone" for the top of the vagina - because that's where the peace should start, and the bitching should end. The Trimming Debate: We went deep on whether women should keep things neat down there or let it all grow out. Fantasy Orgy Train: We entertained the idea of running a train on a bunch of hotties - back when the thought of such debauchery was still novel and not just another Tuesday night. Kid's Offensive Streak: The Kid was on fire, offending every woman in sight. But hey, in this throwback, he finds redemption in the good book, telling every chick to read up on submission. It's in there, so if you're pissed, you can take it up with the Bible, not us. That's the Retro Rewind for you, a look back at when we were even more unfiltered, if that's possible. If you survived this trip down memory lane, you're one of the true degenerates. Go Deep, Motherfuckers.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2171: Fuck the Rich: Billionaires Are the Real Cancer
01/28/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2171: Fuck the Rich: Billionaires Are the Real Cancer
The Kid A.G. and El Pres in studio to put an assault on everything from social media to the sanctity of gender. They dive into a cesspool of commentary, from advocating for AI sex dolls to mocking the very concept of human relationships. If you've ever wondered what pure, unfiltered outrage sounds like, here’s your ticket to hell. Detailed Rundown Billionaire Bastards: The Kid and El Pres plan a digital revolt against the likes of Zuckerfuck and Elon, whose names alone make them want to vomit. They're pushing for everyone to start their own sites just like those dip shits did, because fuck those rich pricks. Meme Coin Madness: The Kid wonders if you could make a coin out of your own cum, since it's apparently easier than stomaching salespeople, who are lower than dog shit on their shoes. Ghosts or Gas: El Pres questions if the studio's haunted or if he's just high and horny, leading to a debate on whether ghosts would even bother with their debauched antics. AI Cunts Over Real Ones: Why bother with women when AI ones can be programmed to shut the fuck up and just look hot? The Kid's new dream is a world where women are silent and ready. Mute or Muffle: The idea of a mute button for women escalates to musing about stuffing socks in their mouths during sex because, apparently, silence is the new golden rule in relationships. Sex Stories: From a three-way in the studio to silencing a loud lover by unconventional means, their tales are wetter than a porn set in monsoon season. Celebrity Stupidity Bonanza: They drag Snoop Dogg for being a hypocrite, mock Obama's alleged affairs, and call out every celebrity for being a sellout or a slut. Gender Fuck-Up Fest: They go on a tirade about gender identity, questioning why anyone would chop off their cock just to miss it later, likening it to the biggest regret since the invention of skinny jeans. • Art for Ass: The Kid talks about his art, made for lovers, not for money, because real artists don't sell out, they just get laid. Recorded: Saturday, January 25, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G. & El Pres
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Goin’ Deep Show 2170: Mom Bods? Really? Let's not make that a thing.
01/27/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2170: Mom Bods? Really? Let's not make that a thing.
Kid A.G. and El Pres shit-talk everything from kitchen politics to the art of faking attention in relationships. They blasted hypocrisy, made cooking sound like a fucking chore sent straight from Satan, and declared war on mom bods - because apparently, looking like you've given up is the new sexy. They dove into the dark web of cheating using apps, reminisced about the good old days of handwritten love notes, and then shit got real kinky with tales of butt plugs and golden showers. The episode ends with a cautionary tale of flings with young hotties and the horror of scaring kid away with the term baby-making. Recorded: Saturday, January 25, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G. & El Pres
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Goin’ Deep Show 2169: Have you tasted your own vagina
01/26/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2169: Have you tasted your own vagina
Kid, that fucking degenerate, keeps the conversation flowing with our in-studio guests, the twisted Rookie and the perverted El Presidente, while we've got Arebella on the phone, ready to spill the beans on her nastiest habits. We dive straight into the gutter, asking if she's ever licked her own snatch, and she proudly admits, "Hell yeah, I've tasted my own sweet sauce!" Kid, the sick fuck, drags us back to the 70s, reminiscing about the taboo porn that got everyone hot and bothered. He then steers the convo into the murky waters of step-family porn, questioning out loud if there's such a thing as "fake incest porn." Arebella, being the dirty expert she is, educates us on the fine line between micro and gigantor dongs, discussing which ones hit the spot better. The chat takes a wild turn when we start swinging around light sabers, because why the fuck not? Someone suggests shoving one up someone's asshole for shits and giggles. "Go Deep," we say, because apparently, that's the motto for this debauchery fest. Remember, this is pure, unadulterated filth from 2018, brought back for your twisted pleasure in 2025. Enjoy the ride, you dirty dogs. Retro Rewind - Episode 1370 Released: January 26, 2018
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Goin’ Deep Show 2168: The All Pussy Show Revisited
01/25/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2168: The All Pussy Show Revisited
Fucking Hell, It's the "All Pussy Episode" Retro Rewind! We're diving back into the filthiest, most cock-hardening episode of the Goin' Deep Show from 2011, episode 769 - the legendary "All Pussy Episode". The Kid, that pathetic drunk fuck, is out cold on the couch, leaving the studio to be taken over by three smoking hot bitches - Magnum, Hat Trick, and the debut of the bombshell Sookie, who's packing some seriously gorgeous jugs. The audio? It's as rough as the sex talk, but who gives a fuck when you're getting an earful of wet, wild confessions? From the get-go, these ladies are spilling every dirty secret. Magnum's talking about how she loves to get railed right there on the mixing desk while broadcasting, Hat Trick's dishing out the details of her multi-dick adventures, and Sookie? She's all about flaunting those perky titties, describing how she teases them until they're begging for attention. They're not just talking pussy; they're diving deep into their sexual fantasies, from G-spot quests to the art of deep-throating. Sookie's got a thing for anal, and she's not shy about it - she loves it hard and deep. Meanwhile, Hat Trick's favorite porn is double penetration, and she's lived that dream, loving every second of it. And Magnum? She's all about missionary, but only because it allows for the deepest, most satisfying thrusts. This episode is a fucking masterclass in dirty talk, with these three vixens sharing everything from their favorite positions to their fantasies about vampire-like brothers from smut novels. They're not holding back, and neither should you. So, if you're looking for an audio pornographic experience that'll make you question your own sexual limits, this is the episode for you. Get those headphones on, crank up the volume, and let these ladies show you what it means to go deep. Remember, you're not just listening to a show; you're part of a fucking orgy of words. But remember, this is history in the making for the Goin' Deep Show - all pussy, all the way. Enjoy, you filthy animals.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2167: Cancel Culture vs. Crotch Culture:
01/24/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2167: Cancel Culture vs. Crotch Culture:
Holy mother of all fucks, what a goddamn shitstorm of an episode! The Kid A.G., Red Eye, and Blood Siren yank you by the balls through a fucking insane rollercoaster of strip club filth. We opened with some fucking throwback memories of strip club dives, recounting horror stories of ancient whores with more wrinkles than a shar-pei on acid, to the divine fucking moments with dancers who could make the Pope whip out his rosary beads. Blood Siren blew the fucking roof off with her first strip club adventure in Victorville, where she got more hands-on experience with human anatomy in one night than during her entire fucking education. They dug into the bullshit debate about whether strip clubs are about to get snuffed out by the woke-ass, virtue-signaling pricks, or if they'll just burrow back into the glorious, sleazy underworld where all the real, unfiltered action goes down. But let's not forget, it wasn't just about the titties, we got into some pee-fest, discussing the weird, twisted, but fucking brilliant moments of bonding over piss, and how sharing a piss bucket can either make you soulmates or give you stories so wild they're perfect for your next drunken confession. And just when you thought your brain couldn't handle any more, they slam dunked you with some batshit insane Michigan laws about pets, which could land Red Eye in the slammer for loving pussy - and I mean cat pussy - too damn much. Tune in, laugh your ass cheeks off, and remember - the best fucking moments are the ones that would make your mom disown you. Catch you next time, and go deep, you glorious, depraved fuckers.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2166: Wazsicles and Butthole Pageants
01/23/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2166: Wazsicles and Butthole Pageants
Episode 2166 of the Goin' Deep Show! Hosted by the one and only Kid A.G., alongside his partners in crime, New Red Eye and the returning Blood Siren. We kicked things off with a frosty start, discussing the perils of outdoor pissing in winter - beware the wazsicles! But the real meat of the show came with the promotion of the 'Prettiest Butthole in Michigan' contest. The mood shifted to a more reflective note with the 'Kids Suck' segment, where we pondered the existential dread of parenting, turning daily life into an autopilot of mundane tasks. The show took a turn for the spicy with a debate on the merits of spontaneous versus scheduled intimacy, followed by some offensive humor that had everyone in stitches (or possibly reaching for the cancel button). We then ventured into the land of obscure sexual terms, where creativity meets depravity in the most entertaining way. But let's not forget the artistic appreciation of cum as body art, discussing how a shiny ass under moonlight can change your perspective on things. Finally, we wrapped up with a dive into our latest pornographic explorations, highlighting the beauty of Spanish-speaking stars and the fun of animated mythical creature sex. Stay vulgar, stay shiny, and always remember: life's too short not to laugh at the absurd. Detailed Rundown: Welcome Back: Kid A.G. and the New Red Eye welcome back Blood Siren, diving straight into the deep end with discussions on crotch sniffing, outdoor pissing, and the perils of winter wazsicles. Butthole Bonanza: The crew promotes the 'Prettiest Butthole in Michigan' contest, with a stern warning not to involve your kids. Kid A.G. shares his parenting woes, which hilariously clash with his plans for the event. Kids Suck Segment: A heavy-hearted yet hilariously honest rant about the realities of parenthood and how it can turn your life into an autopilot nightmare. Cussing Kids Clips: Because nothing's funnier than kids swearing or getting themselves into trouble. The crew guesses what a kid is trying to say, leading to some laugh-out-loud moments. Spontaneity vs. Scheduled Sex: Kid A.G. argues for the thrill of spontaneous sex over the dullness of scheduling it, sparking a lively debate. Offensive Comedy: They play a clip about 'Foster's Home for Women in Their 30s with Personality Disorders,' leading to laughter and discussions about humor and offense. Obscure Sexual Terms: The show delves into some... creative sexual acts, ranging from the bathroom multitasking to the comedic 'Jerky Turkey'. Cum Fetishes: Blood Siren and crew share their appreciation for the aesthetic of shiny, cum-covered body parts under various lights. Porn Preferences: From post-orgasm torture to mythical creature porn, the hosts share their latest pornographic adventures, with a special shoutout to Spanish-speaking porn for its visual appeal. Recorded: January 21, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G. Red Eye II, Blood Siren
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Goin’ Deep Show 2165: Finding a new kink: I will bleed for you
01/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2165: Finding a new kink: I will bleed for you
Kid A.G. is back in the saddle, and he's not alone! He's joined by the freshly minted Red Eye, and they've brought along a new mischief-maker, Blood Siren. They plunge right into the juicy bits, exploring how Siren stumbled upon her latest, let's say, "unconventional" hobby, giving the GDS a run for its money in the kink department. Feeling a bit left behind in the kink-o-meter, Kid decides it's time to step up his game, especially after seeing how our recent guests have been swinging from the chandeliers. Red Eye, meanwhile, dishes out the tea on how she's been playing hard to get with the wang, but hey, who can resist a little snootchy-snatch now and then? The trio then does the "cum-count" - yep, you heard that right - and chats about "shark week," where the ladies drop the bomb that boys can squirt post-blast, leaving everyone in stitches. Kid takes a nostalgic trip down memory lane, recounting the time his high school sweetheart turned prom night into a scene from "Carrie" with his Joker grin. Spoiler: it didn't ignite his passion for blood play. He also shares his latest self-cock-blocking technique, involving a new screen protector. Let's just say, morning wood has never been so tech-savvy. Blood Siren stirs the pot by bringing up wet dreams, which naturally leads to a chat about blue balls and what she calls a "throbbing kitty." They delve into how to navigate those kinky conversations with your partner without scaring them off. And Red Eye? She's been pushing boundaries so far, you'll need to tune in for the full, uncensored scoop on her adventures in kinkland. So, grab your popcorn, or whatever you grab when you're about to hear some wild tales, and tune in for a show that's as entertaining as it is eyebrow-raising! Listen in. Go Deep! Recorded: January 21, 2025 On Mic: Kid A.G., Red Eye II, Blood Siren
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Goin’ Deep Show 2164: Wally and the terrifying five hour erection - A Decade Later
01/21/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2164: Wally and the terrifying five hour erection - A Decade Later
It’s Tuesday, January 21, 2025 and we're draggin' your sorry asses back to 2015 (ep. 1,245), for another fuckin' "Retro Rewind" that's gonna make your balls wanna suck up inside of you. Kid A.G.'s back, droppin' the mic like a boss, with Intern Don Dang, Wally, Gdub, and the one, but not the only, Red Eye. This ain't no Sunday school, bitches; this is the Goin’ Deep Show where we talk about shit that'll make your significant other want to chop your cock off. Here's the rundown: Red Eye's Cock Chronicles: Red Eye's got issues, mainly with exes who can't take a fuckin' hint. We're talkin' hate fucks so passionate, you'd think they were love stories on fire. Pity Fucks & Titty Teases: We debate if a pity fuck is worth the shame or if you should just settle for a titty fuck and call it a day. Wally's Boner Bonanza: Wally took a boner pill, and holy fuck, did it backfire. Five hours of rock-hard terror that had him wishin' for impotence. Dirty Details: Funeral Fuckery: Red Eye admits to eye-fuckin' at his cousin's funeral. C'mon man, even death can't stop the boner parade. Hot Tub Horror Show: Picture this — an old broad with tits like water balloons and a dude redefining Jabba the Hut. It's like a sex scene from a horror flick. Post-Nut Clarity: That moment when you realize you fucked up, right as your dick's pulling out. It's like the universe's way of saying, "You're an idiot, but enjoy the mess you've made." Red Eye's Ex-File: We all know the drill, you bang an ex, feel like a king, then remember why they're an ex in the first place. Love on the Rocks: Dysfunction's the name of the game in relationships, where you hate yourself more than you hate your partner. Gdub's Shame Train: Gdub's tale of bangin' a Native American chick and then bailing faster than a cheetah on meth. Viagra Vexation: Wally's boner from hell, where half a pill turned into a full-blown nightmare. Original Release Date: January 21, 2015 On Mic: Kid A.G., Gdub, Don Tang, Wally, Red Eye
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Goin’ Deep Show 2163: Inauguration Retardation II Election Boogaloo! The Great American Shitshow
01/20/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2163: Inauguration Retardation II Election Boogaloo! The Great American Shitshow
Four more years of this fucking nonsense? America, fuck yeah? More like America, fuck us. Brace yourselves dipshits, it's Inauguration Retardation Day. We're about to witness what might be the most fucking amazing inauguration in history, where Donald Trump, that orange-faced fuck, will be sworn in. Let the "Greatness" begin, you stupid fucks. Get to fucking work: Kid A.G. and El Pres are here to fucking celebrate this clusterfuck of an event, calling it out for the shitshow it's destined to be. Why celebrate when all we want is for this rich fuck to get to work? Stop with the gay-ass parties and pretending your wife doesn't want to throw herself off the nearest balcony. Sex, Squirts, and Stupid Bets: We'll dive into the art of making women squirt because, honestly, who doesn't want to hear about that? And what the fuck are sex bets? Who thought that was a good idea? Local Bar Love: We'll also give a shoutout to the local bar scene, because those fucktards clearly need more of our attention. Let's raise our beers to that! So, grab your drinks, and let's toast to four more years of bullshit. Cheers, you dumb fucks! Here's to hoping this circus ends with everyone getting laid or at least having a good fucking laugh. Recorded: Saturday, January 18, 2025 Episode Title: "Cheeto Face 2: Election Boogaloo" On the mic: Kid A.G. and El Pres
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Goin’ Deep Show 2162: Jesus wants a B.J.!
01/19/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2162: Jesus wants a B.J.!
Today’s Retro Rewind episode dusts off a classic from the golden, debauched days of 2010. That's right, it's been exactly 15 years, and we're bringing back Episode 719 (Jesus wants a B.J., released Jan. 19, 2010). Our beloved trio - Kid A.G., the charmer JayMac, and our redneck philosopher Wally - delve into the art of post-coital friendship. JayMac, with his notorious reputation for dipping his dick wherever it's warm and wet, shares his unconventional wisdom on keeping exes not just in his phone but in his good graces. The episode kicks off with an ode to farts, with Kid A.G. proposing a satirical government grant to study why his own gas precedes the sound. From there, it spirals into a comedic yet raw dissection of exes, where terms like "dumb cunt" are thrown around with the casualness of a morning coffee order. Wally and Kid are left in awe as JayMac explains his magic trick of turning breakups into a never-ending fuck fest of friendship. They ponder the mysteries of modern dating, where online chats can lead to titty pics faster than you can say "AOL dial-up." The dialogue is peppered with tales of sexual conquests, from the nostalgic days of waiting for porn to load to today's instant gratification, where Craigslist could be your next fuck buddy. Nothing is sacred - except maybe JayMac's endless supply of exes still willing to answer his calls. This episode is a masterclass in honesty, and the kind of friendship that only comes after sharing body fluids. So, buckle up, grab your favorite beer, and let's go back to a time when the internet was simpler, but the stories were just as scandalous. Here's to 15 years ago. Enjoy the ride. Original Release: January 19, 2010 Hosts: Kid A.G., Mayor JayMac and Wally
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Goin’ Deep Show 2161: Dry January with a Wet Asterisk
01/18/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2161: Dry January with a Wet Asterisk
We had Kid A.G. and Red Eye in the studio, and they were like two alley cats fighting over the last piece of trash. The fun started when they got into the nitty-gritty of jacking off with your fucking feet. I mean, who knew you could paint a masterpiece with your toes? Red Eye, bless her dirty soul, dished out where she likes to take a load - and let's just say it's not just in the usual spots. They talked about some crazy St. Paddy's Day debauchery, where everyone's so drunk they can't tell their dick from a beer bottle. They rant on TikTok and Instagram, calling it a digital orgy of stolen content. They even went into how fucking annoying Dry January is for bartenders because, hello, who the fuck wants to serve water all month? But the kicker was the debate on grape juice making your dick hard – because why not turn something as mundane as juice into a Viagra substitute? They dived deep into the bizarre world of a Michigan butthole beauty pageant where you better scrub your ass like it's your last day on earth unless you want to smell like a fish market. And for fuck's sake, they tried to make some music with AI, but it was like trying to get a nun to say "fuck" – just didn't happen. Then there was the discussion on polyamory, where Red Eye shared some tales that would make your grandma blush. They even talked about the modern-day horror of having to submit your ID to jerk off to porn in Florida. They didn't shy away from the topic of sex toys either, diving into Red Eye's collection like it was a fucking treasure chest of debauchery. From tentacle dildos to torso sex dolls, they covered it all, making you wonder if you're the only one not living in a personal sex shop. And let's not forget the mention of Nicole Kidman's latest flick with some spicy scenes, proving even Hollywood isn't immune to a bit of kink. They wrapped up with some laughs about the hypocrisy of social media privacy versus government oversight, and how you might as well write your name on your lover's tits if you want something personalized in this digital age of recycled porn.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2160: Record-Breaking Orgies & AI- Nudes
01/17/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2160: Record-Breaking Orgies & AI- Nudes
Kid A.G. and Hat Trick dive into the abyss of sexual exploration. They start with the mind-boggling feat of a woman allegedly taking 1,057 dicks in 12 hours, imagining the scene like a factory line, each guy getting just one pump to keep the record going. They ponder the physical and mental endurance required, questioning if it's even possible. Hat Trick opens up about her sexual journey, discussing how age has broadened her horizons, from enjoying smut audiobooks to being open to sexual encounters emphasizing her attraction isn't limited by traditional gender norms. Kid A.G. shares his squirt triumph, describing the exact moment he felt and saw the gush, and how he enhance the experience. Then, there's the futuristic twist with AI, where Kid A.G. reveals how he's used technology to recreate past show moments in explicit detail, turning nostalgia into something you can jerk off to. But it's not all fun and games; they tackle the growing censorship of porn, critiquing laws that demand IDs, questioning if we're moving towards a more puritanical society or if this is a step towards protecting the vulnerable from the darker corners of the internet. Key Topics Discussed: The Record Breaker: Analyzing the physical and logistical challenges of one woman supposedly having sex with 1057 men in 12 hours, discussing the mechanics of a one-pump-thrust system and the role of "fluffers." Kink Chronicles: A deep dive into personal kinks, including Hat Trick's experiences with bisexuality, the allure of trans individuals in her sexual fantasies, and the taboo of blood play. Squirt or Splash: Sharing personal successes and failures in making partners squirt, discussing the sensations and techniques involved. AI Erotica: How AI is now creating custom pornographic images. Legislation and Libido: Debating the new laws requiring ID for porn access, pondering if this is government overreach or necessary protection. Recorded: Wednesday, January 15, 2025 Released: Friday, January 17, 2025 Host: Kid A.G.Guest: Hat Trick
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Goin’ Deep Show 2159: The Audio Orgasm You Didn't Know You Needed
01/16/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2159: The Audio Orgasm You Didn't Know You Needed
Kid A.G. and Hat Trick dissect the erotic audio book revolution, where words drip with desire, making your imagination the most potent sex toy. We delve into how these stories can make you question your kinks, your relationships, and your very sanity. The conversation shifts to the murky waters of parenting in a world where innocence is as fleeting as a one-night stand. This isn't just about getting off; it's about understanding the primal, the taboo, and the downright dirty facets of human sexuality through the art of storytelling. You'll laugh, you might blush, but you'll definitely leave with a new perspective on what gets us going. Key Topics Discussed: Smut Odyssey: Navigating through the seedy underbelly of audio erotica, from Disney-themed debauchery to the art of mental masturbation. Sexual Revelations: Personal tales of kinks, from choking to the unexpected joys of a bag full of dicks. Corrupting Innocence: The debate on whether to shield children or expose them to the real, sticky world of sex. Relationship Carnage: Dissecting jealousy, polyamory, and the thrill of being bad in the bedroom. Perverse Reflections: A look at how our society fucks with our perceptions of sex, privacy, and what we think is 'innocent'. Highlights: Hat Trick shares her journey from Anne Rice's erotic awakenings to the modern smut scene. Exploration of how listening to smut can make you harder, wetter, and more imaginative than porn ever could. A raw discussion on how to handle kids' sexual awakening without losing your mind or theirs. Recorded: January 15, 2025 at Studio 163 Host: Kid A.G.Guest: Hat Trick
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Goin’ Deep Show 2158: The Hot Tub Twins episode
01/15/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2158: The Hot Tub Twins episode
Kid rolls out the red carpet for none other than The old Red Eye, who's brought with him a veritable fuck-fest of females. Brace yourselves, because for the first time ever, this episode had some prime mommy-daughter dirty talk in the studio, and this momma wanted Red Eye to knock her daughter up! First up, we meet the Hot Tub Twins, Sage and Sable. Sage, however, seems to be more frigid than a nun's knickers when it comes to sex. This might pose a bit of a problem since Red Eye's got the herculean task of planting his seed in her. We delve into the bizarre world of toe licking for a cool thirty bucks, and nearly spark a catfight by outing one of the girls for claiming she doesn't diddle her own fiddle. We keep picking on Sage about her disgustingly non-disgusting views on sex, especially her aversion to having fingers up her snatch. This sex snowball just keeps rolling, getting bigger and messier, and Red Eye's gonna have his hands full once he miraculously impregnates her. Oh, and let's not forget the mold growing on the sex toys in Sage's closet, thanks to our in-studio guest's keen observation. Just to remind everyone, this is the inaugural mother-daughter dirt-fest in our studio! So, dive deep and try not to be as repulsed by dirty, gross sex as Sage is. Other juicy bits from this episode include: Dog humping, because why not? The art of trying to suck your own dick - flexibility or futility? The squirting saga - myth or masterpiece? Understanding what an orgasm actually is - a revelation for some! Head fisting - for the truly adventurous. Porn viewing habits - everyone's a critic. The debate over giving blowjobs - to blow or not to blow. Fifty Shades of Grey - because mainstream media needs to catch up. The taboo of not touching yourself - is it even possible? The white stuff - discussing the elephant in the room. Spitting or swallowing - the age-old dilemma. Taking it in the face - because sometimes, that's where it's at. Original Released on January 3, 2017 Host: Kid A.G. Guests: Red Eye, Mammasita, Sage and Sable (aka the hot tub twins) Go Deep, folks!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2157: WTF? Don Tang takes a wiz on chicks?
01/14/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2157: WTF? Don Tang takes a wiz on chicks?
Time for some watersports motherfuckers! Kid A.G., GDub, and the one and only Don Tang got together for a special WTF edition of the Goin' Deep Show. This episode is packed with so much WTF, you'll need a bigger dick to handle it all. Retro Rewind GDS original release on this day a full goddamn decade ago (01/14/2015) We start off with the controversy of "The Interview" movie, which got North Korea's little bitch-ass dictator all riled up. But wait, there's more! We dive into Larry Flynt's twisted take on the film, where you can bet your ass it's gonna be even more fucked up than the original. Then, we got the balls to ask why the fuck a grumpy cat could make more money than all of us combined - 64 million dollars, for fuck's sake! We're not even talking about the show where they're still looking for Bigfoot like he's some kinda lost puppy. And let's not forget, in Japan, they're buying more adult diapers than baby diapers. Why? Because those salary men can't even take a piss break from work! The show takes a wild turn when we talk about an escort who nearly bit off a dude's dick. That's some hardcore shit right there. And there's this guy who goes to the doctor, thinking he's all man, only to find out he's got a set of ovaries - talk about a surprise package! We get creepy with a story of some perv on a plane touching a minor, and then there's this dude with a fork in his dick - like, what the fuck? We delve into the dark side with discussions about Nazis, Hitler, and local gangs, because, hey, why the fuck not? And for the grand finale, we talk about kids making bank on YouTube, because apparently, playing video games is the new American Dream. Oh, and Don Tang? He shares his unique experience with golden showers, because if you're not pissing on someone, are you even living? We wrap up with a shout-out to Nancy Grace, suggesting she might enjoy some water sports, because, let's face it, she needs to lighten up. Don't miss out on this blast from the past, where we go deep into the world of WTF! Original Release Date: January 14, 2015 (episode 1241) Hosts: Kid A.G. Gdub and Don Tang
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Goin’ Deep Show 2156: My Condom Filing System
01/13/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2156: My Condom Filing System
Kid A.G. and El Pres are back at it again in Studio 163, kicking off Episode 2156 with some new intro music they're oddly proud of even though it was completely made by our robot overlords., They discussing the art of using candies like Jolly Ranchers for make out sessions, because apparently, candy isn't just for kids anymore. It's like a twisted Willy Wonka's factory where the golden ticket gets you some oral in the end. The duo takes aim at Hooters and Twin Peaks, whining about how the uniforms aren't what they used to be with all the ass crask showing legally allowed, all while making crude yet accurate comments about the staffs cottage cheese asses. Tech talk begins, with them bitching about Apple's latest updates. AI in social media? They're more worried about fake AI friends than their own lack of real ones. Pornhub's ownership comes up, but it's just an excuse to talk about porn without actually contributing anything useful. Sports get a mention, with baseball thrown in just for the hell of it, but mostly it's an excuse for more juvenile humor. They close this train wreck of an episode with a song about anal sex, because apparently, that's the note they want to leave on. Listen in. Go Deep. Recording Date: Saturday, January 11, 2025 Location: Studio 163 Hosts: Kid A.G. and El Pres
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Goin’ Deep Show 2155: Real life disasters to AI robot desires
01/12/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2155: Real life disasters to AI robot desires
Time for an hour long Sunday Show for your dirtly little asses. Recorded on a chilly Saturday, January 11, 2025, at Studio 163 in Essexville, Michigan, Kid A.G. and El Pres take you on a dirty little carpet ride of current events, nostalgia and more. Listen in and always go deep. LA's Fiery Hell: The episode kicked off with the LA wildfires, a grim reminder of nature's wrath. It's about community support in times of crisis, not just for those in the spotlight. The Goin' Deep Philosophy: Why do this show? It's our auditory diary, capturing the chaos of life. Kid A.G. emphasized the show's motto, "Fighting for Evil," is a nod to Mel Brooks' humor, not actual evil. It's about finding laughter in life's dumpster fire. Social Media's Shitshow: We dove into how social media has evolved, or devolved, pointing out the challenges of misinformation and government interference, and the dark side of content moderation. AI: The New Frontier: Kid A.G. floated the idea of using AI to recycle old episodes into daily content, But the real kicker was the discussion on AI sex dolls, envisioning a future where you could customize your sex life with 3D-printed celebrity heads or exes for some twisted nostalgia. The Dark Side of Moderation: We didn't shy away from the grim reality of social media moderators, who deal with the internet's filth for little pay, leading to severe mental health issues. Cultural Commentary and Celebrity Lust: From discussing Heidi Klum's enduring allure to Jamie Lee Curtis's past roles, we explored how celebrities age in the public eye and whether they still hold up as fantasy figures. Masturbation on the Move: A playful segment where Kid A.G. and El Pres mused over the logistics of self-pleasure while driving, leading to a story about a cop caught in the act, highlighting human absurdity under pressure. Political Bullshit and Nostalgia: We touched on the absurdity of global politics, from the Panama Canal to Trump's influence, questioning its relevance to everyday life. AI Robots - The Future of Sex: We pondered the implications of life-sized AI robots that could redefine human companionship, imagining a world where your next lover could be a machine with no emotional strings attached. Local Love and Laughs: We ended with a nod to our local scene, from bars to the quirky characters that populate them, reminding us that amidst global chaos, local life has its charm. Conclusion: This episode was a rollercoaster through current crises, digital debauchery, and the human condition's comedic relief. From empathy to absurdity, we've covered it all. In a world where everything's going to hell, sometimes you've got to laugh, fuck, and go deep. LAFireCrisis, CommunitySupport, SocialMediaChaos, AINewFrontier, ModerationNightmare, CelebrityAging, MasturbationOnTheMove, PoliticalNostalgia
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Goin' Deep Show 2154: The Jesus Blowup Doll
01/11/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2154: The Jesus Blowup Doll
We’re throwing it way back for another Retro Rewind episode that’s sure to make you shit your pants and cringe, and maybe even question your life choices. Here's what went down back on January 10, 2008 for episdoe 403 - The Jesus Blow up Doll The Love Making Jesus Blowup Doll was the star. Features included: TV: American Gladiators, tattoo shows, and a quick mention of the president. Race and Body Cha-maying: Body type preferences and race in a way that was, let's say, not PC. A Hungry News Flash: A man cooked his girlfriend, leading to a gross guessing game. Wally's Lowbrow Moment: Splashing a homeless guy. Books: Some title riffing. Guests: Elmo said the show sucked, Gdub planned a night with his hand. End Game: "Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians," with Bruce Jenner at the top - prophetic! Tune in to this Retro Rewind to cringe, laugh, and remember just how retarded and awesome the late 2000s could be. Remember, this is a product of its time, so buckle up for some shit all the little pussy fuck tards will say has aged like milk left out in the sun. Our response? Fuck off and Enjoy, and as always, Go Deep!
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Goin’ Deep Show 2153: Ping Pong Balls, Vaginal Vino, and Porn Laws
01/10/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2153: Ping Pong Balls, Vaginal Vino, and Porn Laws
Time for another journey through the minds of Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and Gdub. They crew tackle the idea of using the vagina for party tricks like shooting out ping pong balls, with Gdub coaching Hat Trick through what could potentially be a very embarrassing moment if not executed correctly. The discussion veers into the realm of food when Hat Trick reveals her experience with grapes that have been in her vagina, leading to a playful proposal to market this as a new 'Hat Trick Wine.' The gang also mocks the UK's porn regulations, questioning the rationale behind banning certain acts while celebrating the freedom in the US to engage in such practices. From there, the conversation flits through topics like selling used underwear, creating art with body parts, and reminiscing about past decisions influenced by defiance. Retro Rewind: Episode 1238 released January 10, 2015 Topic Breakdown: Weird sexual tricks involving the vagina, including the infamous ping pong ball trick. The creation of Hat Trick wine, where grapes are inserted into the vagina before being consumed or turned into wine. Discussions on the UK's porn regulations and the absurdity of certain bans. Personal anecdotes about body modifications, used panties, and unconventional art. Highlights: Coaching Hat Trick on how to potentially shoot ping pong balls from her vagina, with Gdub acting as the "coach." Debate on whether attempting such a trick could lead to embarrassing scenarios like farting, with suggestions of using a butt plug to prevent it. Hat Trick's experience with "vaginal wine" and the humorous suggestion of commercializing it.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2152: Blue Steel and the Surprise Piercing
01/09/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2152: Blue Steel and the Surprise Piercing
In this episode Red Eye recounts a night of reconnecting with an old Taco Bell buddy, Blue Steel, only to discover that his "steel" had more to it than just a name. Starting with drinks at work, the night spirals into a series of bars, culminating in a hotel room where the real reveal comes - a metal piercing in places you wouldn't expect without a heads-up. This episode explores the surprises that come with revisiting past lovers, the importance of communication in the bedroom, and the comedic relief of having friends who know where you are when you're out getting your dials turned.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2151: Moans, Groans, and the Sounds of Someone Puking
01/08/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2151: Moans, Groans, and the Sounds of Someone Puking
Kid A.G. and Red Eye spill the beans on their love for titties - big, small, perfect, or pancake flat. They're dissecting areolas like it's a science, debating what makes a boob worth worshiping. But that's just the appetizer; the main course is a kinky feast where they fantasize about getting eaten out while someone's getting railed from behind, and let's not forget the toe-sucking and head-stepping that'll make your cheeks blush or your pants tighten. They show wraps with friends puking and pissing beds, leaving a no-sleepover policy tighter than a nun's habit. They've got stories of waking up to vomit clean-up bills that'll make you laugh and cringe at the same time. They touch on the new porn laws, but trust me, their imagination is more than enough to keep you... entertained. Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2150: Tech Frustrations of Modern Life
01/07/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2150: Tech Frustrations of Modern Life
In the latest dive into the depths of debauchery and discussion, Kid AG and the ever-entertaining Zaldor unleashed a torrent of laughs, gripes, and unfiltered truths about navigating the modern world. They kicked things off with a classic tech tantrum, dissecting the headache of juggling more phone lines than a phone sex operator, and getting shafted by tech giants like Google. This led to an existential crisis about our love-hate affair with social media - why do we keep going back for that digital abuse? Zaldor, in a move that would make any bartender blush, introduced non-alcoholic drinks to the mix, sparking a heated (and somewhat sobering) debate: Can you still get your kicks without the booze, or is it all about the thrill of the swill? As they pondered this, Zaldor hit the big 5-5, bringing a moment of reflection that was as deep as a well... or at least as deep as one can get with a dry martini. The podcast graveyard was next on the chopping block, with our hosts bemoaning the audio overload, yearning for the days when music discovery was like finding a new kink - exciting and somewhat taboo. The conversation took a futuristic turn with Zaldor's geek-gasm over AI, but not without a side-splitting roast of those podcasts so niche, they might as well be talking about the art of toenail clipping. Wrapping up, they teased a night out that promises to be as adventurous as a blind date with destiny, exploring new territories and perhaps even new personal boundaries. This episode proves once again that "The Goin' Deep Show" can take the mundane, give it a good, hard shake, and serve it up with a side of laughter and enlightenment, no lube required. LIsten in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2149: Masturbating Assholes Go Again
01/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2149: Masturbating Assholes Go Again
Kid and Zaldor get the nostalgia of jerking off to glossy pages, fantasizing about future tech where you can fap to images through fucking contact lenses because, let's face it, if the grid goes down, your hand's gonna be your best friend unless you've got a good imagination. Moving on, they talk about their streaming shit at Eight Hole Radio, where they play episodes you've never heard before, often laughing at their own past dumbassery. They get into some cultural fuckery, discussing how slurs are making a comeback and how you can say fucked up shit if you slap it on a beat. Childhood stories are next - back when parents didn't give a fuck and you had to avoid getting your ass molested while playing outside until the damn streetlights came on. Relationship talk is all about meeting sluts in bars, the bullshit of long-term friendships with exes, and the never-ending search for a vulgar acronym for MAGA.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2148: The Whipped Cream of the Crop
01/03/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2148: The Whipped Cream of the Crop
Welcome back to another throwback in our Retro Rewind Week at The Goin’ Deep Show. On this day, January 3, 2025, we're digging back into the archives to episode 400, originally aired on January 3, 2008. This episode has Hat Trick, Wally, and Kid A.G. in the studio, where the air was so thick with whipped cream and wine you could cut it with a dick. This episode was a goddamn celebration of no-holds-barred, live radio where decency was not just ignored but fucking crucified. Hat Trick turned the studio into her personal playroom, squirting whipped cream all over like it was her last night on earth with confessions about sexual kinks that would make a dominatrix raise an eyebrow. If you jerk off to shit that's raw and unfiltered, this episode will make you come in your pants. A trip to get more booze turned into a freak show when they encountered some toothless meth-head who looked like she'd suck the cream off their purchases for a hit. Tune in, rewind, and dive into this insanity. Remember, this is just the foreplay; the full, depraved orgy of madness is in the archives. Don't fucking miss this trip down the rabbit hole, where the laughs were only less plentiful than the liters of whipped cream they fucking shot everywhere. Enjoy The Goin’ Deep Show, Episode 400. Hosts: Kid A.G., Wally, with special guest Hat Trick in the studio. Episode Highlights Celebrated the 400th episode with some wild antics including whipped cream, wine, and lots of laughter. Hat Trick teased the crew with her flirtatious behavior, leading to some memorable moments involving whipped cream. Discussions ranged from personal anecdotes about showers, to the finer points of British football (both kinds), to sexual escapades and preferences. The episode included a shopping trip for more alcohol and whipped cream, with humorous encounters at the store. Sexual confessions and fantasies were shared, with a special emphasis on Hat Trick's sexual adventures and dislikes. Notable Quotes: "This looks like a good night," remarked by a toothless lady at the store checkout upon seeing their whipped cream and wine.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2147: GDub's Piss-Poor Medical Advice
01/02/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2147: GDub's Piss-Poor Medical Advice
Retro Rewind Week Continues: Strap in, motherfuckers, because we're diving back into more filth from The Goin' Deep Show from January 2, 2009. Episode 583 is back, and it's more offensive than a priest at a boy scout camp. The crew, consisting of Kid, GDub, The MAP, Sleeze, and the noob Byrno, decided to drag in the Brawler for a session of drunken debauchery that would make Satan blush. Here's what went down: GDub's Strep Throat 'Cure': This jackass claims he can cure strep throat with his dick. Yeah, because what the world needs is more medical advice from drunks with hard-ons. Brawler's Humiliation Hour: They bombard her with questions about her asshole, tits, and how much she enjoys getting "oopsed" in the ass. Classy, right? Titty Obsession: Byrno's chick's tits get more airtime than the fucking news. They talk about them like they're the eighth wonder of the world, with enough detail to make you want to vomit or jerk off, depending on your standards. Alcohol-Fueled Insanity: From GDub spilling his drink to discussing the finer points of licking assholes, this episode is a testament to how low humans can go when they're shit-faced. If you're easily triggered, this isn't your episode. It's a fucking minefield of vulgarity, where every sentence is a potential hate crime against decency. TitsorGTFO, DrunkOnDick, AssholeAppreciationDay, VulgarityOverload, GDubGarbage, RetroRaunch,
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Goin' Deep Show 2146: Pubes, Porn, and Sisterly Secrets - Episode 1229 Retro Rewind
01/01/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2146: Pubes, Porn, and Sisterly Secrets - Episode 1229 Retro Rewind
A Decade Later: We're kicking off the new year with a blast from the past! Originally aired on January 1, 2015, this episode features Hat Trick and her sister Xena Warrior Princess diving deep into the world of porn preferences, personal grooming, and some very NSFW family dynamics. From discussing the art of pubic hair maintenance to the merits of pineapple juice on taste, this episode has it all. Plus, there's a candid sisterly moment that you won't forget! Why Rewind? Because sometimes, you need to look back to appreciate how far (or not) we've come in the world of adult entertainment and personal confessions.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2145: The Passive Aggression and Art of Unaliving
12/31/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2145: The Passive Aggression and Art of Unaliving
Well, fuck me sideways, this episode is a wild ride through the cesspool of human pettiness and linguistic bullshit. Hosts Kid A.G. and El Pres dive headfirst into the murky waters of passive-aggressive behavior, starting with a former business partner's diabolical attempts to sabotage Nurse Fiona's love life by setting her up with a dude sporting the herp, and another with a dick smaller than a pencil eraser. The conversation gets real about how some people play the long game in social sabotage, using subtle digs and backhanded compliments as their weapon of choice. They discuss the absurdity of keeping "friend-zoned" buddies around as a safety net, only to be called upon when your own life's a shitshow. But wait, there's more! The hosts touch on the holiday tech detox, where Kid A.G. turned off his phone to escape the digital noise, only to be bombarded with messages once he turned it back on. It’s a reflection on how we're all addicted to the instant gratification of likes, texts, and calls. Then, they venture into the bizarre world of "unaliving," a term that's apparently replacing "killing" or "dying" in the overly sensitive world of social media. Kid A.G. and El Pres rail against this softening of language, arguing it's all about dodging YouTube's censorship to keep the cash flowing rather than any real concern for sensitivity. To round off, they share a quirky ritual of randomly calling people from their contact list to revive the dying art of phone calls in an era where texting reigns supreme. This episode is a mix of personal anecdotes, social critique, and a good dose of "what the fuck?" moments, all served with the raw, unfiltered style *The Goin’ Deep Show* is known for. #PassiveAggression #HerpesHorrors #Unaliving #SocialSabotage #FriendZoneBackstab #TechDetox #CallMeMaybe #FuckCensorship
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Goin’ Deep Show 2144: Balls Deep In Holiday Cheer
12/29/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2144: Balls Deep In Holiday Cheer
Welcome to Episode 2144 of The Goin’ Deep Show, where Kid A.G. and El Prez take you on a graphic journey through the holidays' aftermath. They kick off by celebrating the survival of Christmas, diving straight into the upcoming debacles of New Year's and the holy grail of drinking days, St. Paddy's. But let's not forget the real countdown - to baseball and the sacred 69 days until pitchers and catchers report. They then tackle the laughable concept of Dry January, with El Prez mocking it as a mere intermission before drowning in Guinness, describing the beer in terms so sexual you'll never look at a pint the same way again. The episode takes a hard left into porn star territory, introducing us to Angel Long, a blonde with an ass that could start wars, leading into a discussion about jacking off to doppelgangers of your exes or crushes. The conversation gets even raunchier with tales of holiday sexting, hidden folders full of explicit content, and Kid’s impressive spank bank collection. They touch on sex education, or the lack thereof from their own dads, before ending with a vivid portrayal of Angel Long's pornographic exploits - enough to make even the most seasoned viewer blush or get hard. If you're looking for an episode that's as filthy as the thoughts you keep hidden, this one's for you. #HolidayFuckery #PornStarCrush #AngelLong #SpankBank
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