The Goin' Deep Show
Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.
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Goin' Deep Show 2107: Dutch Rudders & Friendships
04/12/2024
Goin' Deep Show 2107: Dutch Rudders & Friendships
Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who just refuse to decide, fasten your seatbelts and secure your headphones for another rollercoaster ride on the S.S. Inappropriateness, brought to you by The Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, the dynamic duo whose friendship is so confusing it might just need its own Facebook relationship status. In today’s episode, they dive into a treasure trove of topics that could either solve insomnia or be used by the CIA for enhanced interrogation. Episode Highlights: The Beverage Mix-Up: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... coffee mixed with White Claw?! Yes, folks, The Kid has officially given up on life and now resorts to this unholy concoction to keep the podcast as jittery as a squirrel in a nut factory. Masturbation and Madonna Logos: If you thought Madonna was the queen of controversy, wait till you hear The Kid and Fiona debate the finer points of mutual masturbation without making eye contact. This is what happens when you drink coffee and White Claw, folks. Existential Dating Crises: Listen as The Kid reflects on his dry spell and contemplates entering a monastery, while Fiona puzzles over whether Dutch Ruddering qualifies as a team sport. Welcome to the Thunderdome of Profanity: If your sensibilities are as delicate as a Victorian lady at a death metal concert, this may not be the episode for you. The language is saltier than a pretzel in the Dead Sea, with creative uses of expletives that would make a sailor blush. The Accidental Friendship Therapy Session: Is it possible to be just friends without the world imploding? The Kid and Fiona navigate this minefield with all the grace of a hippo in a china shop, proving that men and women can be friends – or at least co-hosts who regularly scandalize their listeners. Listener Warning: This episode is packed with fucked up shit that might make you spit out your beverage – hopefully not the White Claw-coffee nightmare. Recommended for those who enjoy humor that’s darker than a black hole with an emo complex.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2106: Dawn of the Dead-End Relationship
04/05/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2106: Dawn of the Dead-End Relationship
Episode 2106 of The Goin’ Deep Show is a ride down the scandalous streets of bad relationships and fuzzy titty cable TV! With Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, at the helm, you're in for a dose of raw, unfiltered bullshit. Fiona’s Ex-Files: Dive into the tragicomic world of Fiona’s dating history with the "Top Six Hall of Shame". It’s a rogue’s gallery of what not to do in the dating world. Dial-a-Titty Technology Throwback: Kid A.G. takes us on a nostalgic trip to the days when cable TV was as scrambled as a Sunday morning egg and almost as exciting to decode. Art by Accident: Hear how thousands of art pieces are getting churned out at the push of a button, making even the most tech-averse among us look like digital Picassos. T-Shirt Titans: The discussion of turning Fiona’s bikini-clad AI art into wearable merch. It’s fashion meets face-palm in the best possible way. Late-Night Pondside Philosophies: A deep dive into a 5 AM crisis, proving once again that nothing good happens after 2 AM—except maybe this podcast. The Art of the Perfect Inappropriate Hug: Learn how to not let go when you really should, featuring real-life demonstrations from parking lots to gender reveal parties.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2105: Ghetto Fabulousness Elevator Escapades
03/29/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2105: Ghetto Fabulousness Elevator Escapades
In this episode of the Goin' Deep Show, join the Kid and Fiona as they dive into a discussion filled with the rawest, most unadulterated tales yet. From a comedic debacle involving dog vomit triggered by a fart to candid confessions of social faux pas at film festivals, no topic is off-limits in this unabashed conversation. Ghetto Fabulous Drinks:The episode kicks off with a refreshing dive into the world of Natty Light, Natty Ice, and the peculiar charm of budget-friendly beers that pack a punch. The Fart That Launched a Thousand Laughs: A hilarious recounting of a TikTok inspired dog-and-fart story sets the tone for the unfiltered discussions to come. Film Festival Faux Pas: Fiona shares the comedic lengths she goes to avoid being socially inappropriate, except when it’s absolutely hilarious to do so. Elevator Encounters: A discussion on the compact drama of elevator confrontations and the comedic gold of concert fights, complete with descriptive pepperoni nipples commentary. Concert Conundrums: Delve into the debate on whether attending concerts is worth the hassle and the extortionate prices, coupled with personal tales of missed opportunities and exhaustion-induced passivity. Relationship Rendezvous: The duo embarks on a vivid journey through dating app disasters, unexpected matches, and the bewildering dynamics of modern relationships. Summer Reflections: Amid the chaos, there’s room for reflection on a summer filled with biking, beach days, and more family-oriented activities - a notable shift from the norm. Questionable Decisions: Awkwardly intimate moments deemed too cold for comfort, hear about adventures that probably won’t make it to any family photo albums. The Kid vs. Social Niceties: A frank discussion on the complexities of friendships, social dynamics, and the Kid’s notorious disdain for societal expectations and unwarranted snark. This episode traverses a wide array of topics with the kind of honesty and humor you’ve come to expect from us. Buckle up for an unfiltered journey through the hilariously human moments of life, underscored by our unique takes on everything from social etiquette to the quirks of relationships.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2104: AI-Generated Kink
03/22/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2104: AI-Generated Kink
The Kid and Fiona take listeners through the wonders of FaceTiming etiquette, the artistic potential of AI in generating nudes, and a deep dive into sexual satisfaction and the gender orgasm gap. It's an episode packed with the kind of conversations you'd normally keep to the privacy of your browser's incognito mode. FaceTiming Fiascos: Discover the joys of creative FaceTiming, where the line between a wholesome call and an impromptu porn shoot gets blurrier than your vision after a night out. AI-Generated Erotica: Marvel at the wonders of artificial intelligence as our hosts explore the potential of AI in creating custom nudes and sexual scenarios. It's like Bob Ross for the pornographically inclined – happy little bushes included. The Orgasm Gap: Delve into the complex world of sexual satisfaction, where the quest for mutual climax is more challenging than convincing a flat-earther the world is round. Fiona and The Kid tackle the tough questions, like "Is sex even worth it if both parties don't come?" Porn Star Ponderings: Ever find a porn star so distracting you can't even enjoy the, uh, plot? Our hosts share their latest finds and the dilemmas of unrealistic O-faces in adult entertainment. The Ideal Clean-Up Crew: In a surprising turn of events, the conversation veers into the practicalities of hiring a cleaner. Because nothing says "erotic podcast" like discussing the going rate for dusting your knick-knacks. Final Thoughts: If you've ever wondered whether your sex life could be improved by technology, or if hiring a cleaner could somehow lead to existential revelations about your possessions, then congratulations – you're our kind of weirdo. Remember, folks, in the grand scheme of things, whether it's orgasms or life's messes, the goal is satisfaction and finding joy in the cleanup." There you have it, an episode that traverses the spectrum from titillating tech talks to pondering the post-coital clean-up. The Goin’ Deep Show continues to push the boundaries of what a podcast can be, all while ensuring you'll never look at AI – or hot dogs – the same way again.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2103 Hard Times, Gilfs, and the Virtues of Being a Grandpa
03/15/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2103 Hard Times, Gilfs, and the Virtues of Being a Grandpa
Welcome to "The Goin’ Deep Show," where we dive deep into the abyss of the inappropriate, the unexpected, and sometimes the downright bizarre. In episode 2103, join The Kid and Fiona as they traverse a landscape littered with off-the-wall humor, candid discussions about sex and relationships, and the occasional musical interlude. If you're looking for a podcast that sanitizes the realities of human desire and decorum, you might want to keep scrolling. But if you're game for a rollicking ride through the minds of two unfiltered hosts, you've hit the jackpot. In this installment, The Kid and Fiona embark on a raucous journey through the trials and tribulations of approaching grandparenthood, exploring the potential career in fetish modeling, and the inevitable decline of rock star vocal cords. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions, from the highs of laughter at the prospect of elbow butt fetishes to the lows of contemplating the impact of distance on familial relationships. Grandparenthood Beckons: The Kid contemplates the bittersweet nature of becoming a "gilf" and the challenges of having grandchildren living far away. It's not about the title; it's about the mileage. Fetish Frontiers: Ever thought elbow butts could be the next big thing in fetish modeling? Neither did we until now. Dive into the entrepreneurial spirit of turning perceived oddities into opportunities. Rock 'n' Roll's Lament: Witness the tragicomic decline of Vince Neil's stage performance, a sobering reminder that time spares no one, not even the most electrifying of rock stars. Iconic Losses: The episode takes a somber turn with the news of Pee-wee Herman's (Paul Reubens) passing, prompting reflections on the icons of our youth and the impermanence of life. Dating Do's and Don'ts: Fiona navigates the treacherous waters of modern dating, dispensing wisdom on the importance of reading profiles and the red flags of too-soon bedroom talk. Final Thoughts: Whether you're here for the laughs, the life lessons, or the sheer unpredictability of each episode, "The Goin’ Deep Show" delivers. Episode 2103 serves as a poignant reminder that amidst the absurdity of daily life, there are moments of clarity, introspection, and, most importantly, the opportunity to laugh at oneself and the world around us. So, embrace your inner gilf, question your elbow's aesthetic potential, and remember—life's too short to take too seriously. For those about to dive into the deep end with us, we salute you. Episode 2103 of The Goin’ Deep Show is not just a podcast episode; it's a rollercoaster ride through the human psyche, peppered with inappropriate jokes, heartfelt moments, and the kind of banter that would make a sailor blush. Fasten your seatbelts—it's going to be a bumpy night.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2102: Unicorns, Burps, and How Not to Be a Turd
03/08/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2102: Unicorns, Burps, and How Not to Be a Turd
In this episode, The Kid and Fiona embark on a no-holds-barred exploration of life's most pressing issues: from the perpetual adolescence of frat boys to the mysteries of adult relationships and the etiquette of farting in polite company. Strap in for a ride through the minds of two people who have the unique ability to make you question everything you thought you knew about maturity, love, and whether fish can burp. Highlights Include: The Quest for Eternal Youth: Dive deep into the philosophical musings of never growing up, courtesy of a college coach living the dream. Spoiler alert: it involves questionable life choices. Unicorns Among Us: Explore the mythical world of perfect relationships and why we're all secretly waiting for someone to realize we're as rare and magical as unicorns. Expect detours into the nature of baggage and why it's the only constant in the dating world. The Farting Conundrum: Engage in a spirited debate on the societal implications of burping and farting. Are these natural bodily functions to be celebrated, or should they be hidden away like a shameful secret? Fiona and The Kid weigh in, and their opinions might surprise you (or not). Dating Disasters: Take a walk on the wild side with tales of dating mishaps, including photobombing exes and the pitfalls of trying to find love in a world full of short, tiny pieces of shit. What's on Tap: Because no episode would be complete without a discussion of what's fueling the madness. Discover the joys of Truly Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer and why bike rides are better with a buzz. Final Thoughts: If you've ever wondered whether you're the only adult who doesn't have their shit together, this episode is for you. Join The Kid and Fiona as they navigate the absurdities of adult life with humor, irreverence, and a touch of wisdom (accidental, of course). Remember, we might all be unicorns in a world full of donkeys, but at the end of the day, it's better to be a whole turd than a tiny piece of shit. Listen, if you're expecting a traditional podcast experience, you've clearly taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. "The Going Deep Show" is where logic goes to die and fun comes to thrive. It's a judgment-free zone, unless, of course, you're short and tiny. In that case, you might want to sit this one out.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2101: Butt Sniffs, Bike Wrecks, and Bad Romance
03/01/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2101: Butt Sniffs, Bike Wrecks, and Bad Romance
The Kid and Fiona take listeners on an escapade through the wilds of human curiosity, auditory fetishes, and the perils of modern dating. Strap in for a ride that zigzags from the tactile pleasures of a finger in the butt to the existential dread of receiving an unsolicited micro-penis picture, all while trying to navigate the cacophonous world of online dating. Highlights Include: Butt Sniffing Beginnings: The philosophical musings on how a simple act of posterior exploration can lead to an avalanche of unexpected, and often unwelcome, adventures. Soundscapes and Scenery: An ambitious foray into the world of ambient sounds leads our hosts down a path of crowd cheers, hospital ambiance, and the triumphant misuse of an ambulance sound effect. Biking Misadventures: A seemingly innocent bike ride turns into a rescue mission for a scooter-riding, pint-sized person who bit the dust in spectacular fashion. This segment explores the anatomy of a disaster, the confusion between an ambulance and ambiance, and the merits of lying still when you're bleeding from the head. The Tower of Power(lessness): A recount of drinking escapades in a tower, leading to philosophical reflections on the state of being drunk, the viscosity of blood alcohol levels, and the cosmic joke of trying to pick up a date while oozing bodily fluids. Musical Mayhem in Nature: Discover how Rage Against the Machine can turn a peaceful nature walk into an anarchic romp through the woods, disturbing deer and humans alike. Dating Disasters: Dive deep into the treacherous waters of modern dating, where dick pics are currency, and consent is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in a haystack. Learn how not to impress with tales of genitalia, unsolicited sexual invitations, and the art of ghosting. Final Thoughts: In an episode that covers everything from heroic interventions on bike trails to the existential crisis induced by the online dating scene, The Goin’ Deep Show proves once again that it is the quintessential guide to navigating the absurdity of human existence with humor, irreverence, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Join us next time, where we'll explore whether clitty titties can save the world or if we're doomed to be smothered by the soft serve turds of fate. Remember, folks, in the world of The Goin’ Deep Show, every episode is an adventure, every sound a symphony, and every conversation a chance to plunge into the depths of the delightfully deranged. Tune in, turn up, and Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2096: The Curious Case of DJ Jizzy Jeff the Neck Nuzzler
01/23/2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2096: The Curious Case of DJ Jizzy Jeff the Neck Nuzzler
Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the jizzy world of The Goin Deep Show. The Breakdown The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium. Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona the crazy duck lady now. The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal? Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond. Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot. Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cringe than Casanova. Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness? The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz. The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet. The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town. Go Deep.
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Goin' Deep Show 2082: The Mutual Masturbation Extravaganza
10/04/2023
Goin' Deep Show 2082: The Mutual Masturbation Extravaganza
Because Friendship Knows No Bounds Hey, if you're not down for some good ol' fashioned mutual self-love with your buddies, then what are you even doing here? This episode of the Goin' Deep Show is a crash course in the art of synchronized self-pleasure. Fiona might've left some, ahem, "love stains" on her bed, and we're not holding back on the sex toy action. Fiona's got the lowdown on where to park that vibrator during your next romp. Kid's catching heat, not for being a crappy friend, but for being a stellar one. Go figure. And if you're a fan of unhinged morons, you're in for a treat. We've even got a movie review that's as fair and balanced as a tightrope walker on a bender. So grab your best bud and your go-to lube, and let's Go Deep. The Nitty-Gritty Timeline 1:00 - Movie talk! We're dissecting Movie 65 like a frog in biology class. 2:00 - Marilyn Monroe flick with Anna De Armas. Spoiler: She's a smoke show. 3:00 - Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman or just a wonderful woman? You decide. 4:00 - Little Mermaid Remake: Because Hollywood's fresh outta ideas. 5:00 - Your face: It's not a Picasso, but it'll do. 6:00 - Cleanup time, and we ain't talking about your search history. 7:00 - Bar Hopping: The game where everyone's a loser. 8:00 - A touch that's as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field. 9:00 - Last time you got threatened: A trip down memory lane. 10:00 - You crashed on my couch, and all I got was this lousy episode. 11:00 - The Kama Sutra of Masturbation: Positions you didn't know you needed. 12:00 - Where's my midget voice? Size doesn't matter, folks. 13:00 - Red Devil: Still the go-to drink for bad decisions. 14:00 - Simplicity: Because life's already a circus. 15:00 - Don't get it on with each other, just yourself. Trust me, it's easier. 16:00 - You jazzed on my foot: The beginning of a beautiful friendship. 17:00 - The afterglow of mutual masturbation: It's enlightening. 18:00 - Tug those balls like you're trying to start a lawnmower. 19:00 - Go polish the rocket
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Goin' Deep Show 2080: Fiona, the Matchmaker from Hell
09/14/2023
Goin' Deep Show 2080: Fiona, the Matchmaker from Hell
Buckle up, folks. In this episode, we expose Fiona as the world's worst matchmaker. Yeah, she introduced The Kid to one of her "work friends," and let's just say, it' was probably a bad idea gone right. We dive into the twisted art of new lady pals, and spoiler alert: it's not the humans, it's the damn couches that are to blame. Fiona plays Mother Teresa, tucking everyone in with blankets like it's a damn slumber party. At one point, she even suggests The Kid should crash in her bed. Oh, and let's not forget the tale of everyone's favorite midget almost getting a Glock facial. We cover the essentials: aim your load, party like a rockstar, and leave your mess for someone else to clean. All this and more, right by the pond where sanity goes to die. Fiona leaves certain individuals with a warning, but by then, you'll be too hooked to care. Dive in, if you dare. Edgy Timeline 1:00 - Slather your balls in peanut butter, 'cause why not? 2:00 - Bar hopping and Bell's Brewery: A love story 3:00 - You're the whole damn package, and don't you forget it 4:00 - Hot mustard Doritos: The snack of champions or chumps? 5:00 - Fiona's chair: The real culprit behind bad decisions 6:00 - When the room temperature rises, so do your regrets 7:00 - Blame the couch, the enabler of awkward human Tetris 8:00 - Sneak in, but don't expect a warm welcome, just cold steel 9:00 - Star-crossed idiots or a match made in chaos? 10:00 - From zero to busted: The art of getting caught 11:00 - Lips, hips, and other tips for a steamy night 12:00 - Crabby Patties: Google it, skeptics 13:00 - Family time vs. sexy time: The eternal struggle 14:00 - Nostalgia for the days of yard work and zero responsibility 15:00 - Adulting: The horror movie you can't escape 16:00 - The aftermath: A sea of empty cans and regret 17:00 - How much of a disaster zone did we leave? 18:00 - Bonfires: The forbidden fruit of suburban rebels 19:00 - Eat shit and die, but make it poetic
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Goin’ Deep Show 2071: Deep fake your pals at work
06/30/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2071: Deep fake your pals at work
Kid and Fiona do more deep fake stories than you can shake a wang at in this one. Telling you all the ways to mess with people and straddle the line on AI generated fakes. The duo discuss some post nut clarity and ask if it is a real thing and how it could potentially mess with our brains. Then we wrap up with a story of some tranzor teacher wearing size Z-sized fake boobies. Its oh so much and oh so little all at the same time here on this episode of the Goin’ Deep Show. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Nobody called in dipshit 2:00 Come up with a reason 3:00 You can’t stop the tech 4:00 We watched porn 5:00 Get to work awkward 6:00 Post nut clarity 7:00 Popped out a quickie before 8:00 Visibly shaken - objectifying women 9:00 Ridicule for getting upset 10:00 Self gratification 11:00 Don’t get caught on live webcam 12:00 Jennifer Lawrence double blowjob 13:00 He loves you so much 14:00 The moral high ground 15:00 So much that I unloaded 16:00 How are you not laughing 17:00 Controversy over huge breasts at school 18:00 If I had titties like that 19:00 stick some shit in this bitch Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2054: She got foo man goo’d
02/28/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2054: She got foo man goo’d
Kid and Fiona go old school GDS with so much dirty talk in this one it will blow your mind. Kid does his typical porn review and this week its about loads in the face, dribbles off chins, fake loads out of really big fake cocks and spray spray spray. We discuss investing sexually in someone but the other part of the relationship falling apart. We wrap with games we once played as teenagers, old magazine porn and what our dreams are for our children. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 I love when she cracks me 2:00 Winnie was the cause of much disruptions 3:00 The guy sprayed onto each cheek - Foo man Goo’d 4:00 Blacked Dot com vs the big fake plastic dicks 5:00 We’re gonna do a side by side with the fake cum 6:00 I got a kick out of black light situation 7:00 I gotta get caught up on the porn 8:00 She begrudgingly - blow it on my face 9:00 Spray, spray spray 10:00 I had a condo with Hawaiian 11:00 Investing into a relationship that gets fucked 12:00 That’s the biggest problem right there 13:00 What are you into? 14:00 That’s probably the healthiest relationship I’ve had 15:00 We just got into it - recorded it all 16:00 Play a game - how long can we watch this 17:00 Old ass magazine porn 18:00 I hope that my boys dabble in porn - It’s normal 19:00 I’ll show it to you. Its pretty cool Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2050: Nothing routine about banging a midget
02/17/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2050: Nothing routine about banging a midget
Kid and Fiona discuss fatsos making sandwiches, what needs to exist vs what doesn’t need to exist and we call out all the little pussy bitches like we always do. We make fun of short dudes, the only advantage they have is tits right in their face and how many cocks is enough cocks. We call out dudes who don’t have their balls any more and coloring beards and old ladies flirting with people. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Ya know, what the fuck 2:00 When the routine isn’t there it sucks 3:00 Sticking your face in titties 4:00 He’s coming back atcha 5:00 You go somewhere - Subway 6:00 You have to have the sneeze guard 7:00 Do you want me to put my love into it 8:00 Is there still a hair place for dudes 9:00 I got one cock thats all I need 10:00 Eliminating all the bad things 11:00 Biggest pussy social justice warrior 12:00 Associate with being a fat fuck 13:00 Guys who don’t have their balls 14:00 How does this lead back to getting old 15:00 My middle child is baby bill burr 16:00 They’re fighting for it 17:00 Coloring the beard 18:00 Seeking that attention 19:00 That’s all I can do Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2046: What to look for on dating apps
02/08/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2046: What to look for on dating apps
Kid and Fiona dive hard on some male pleasure tools, how spoiled we are to not be around ugly people, We discuss a few sexual things that are “trending” we ask about cock rings, sharing dicks, high school sex ed and we wrap with a clip of an old couple doing it right. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Studio@goindeepshow - birthday evening drink 2:00 Goddamn it I’m lucky to have this - 3 teeth 3:00 That’s a true thing - Shitty teeth no way 4:00 I will look at that - symmetrical faces 5:00 That shit is just melting off in a fire 6:00 I guess I’m gonna have to pay for the show 7:00 I’ve gone on a couple drunk rants 8:00 Male pleasure tools 9:00 Pegging? Thumb in the ass 10:00 I want to bang you - but also others 11:00 Cock Rings are fun 12:00 I’m not really all about sharing 13:00 High school sex ed 14:00 I love eating pussy - Testimonials 15:00 She’s got a nice rack on her 16:00 You learn how to turn her inside out 17:00 Blowing my load in the same hole night after night 18:00 Guess what I’m doing? - Lube search 19:00 Final words. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2040: Go piss up a rope
01/25/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2040: Go piss up a rope
Kid and special in studio guest Zaldor discuss why Fiona gets to smoke in the studio but Mr. Kleen wasn’t allowed to. The Kid is frightened of what his daughters boyfriend is thinking and we relive the glory days of the old local rag that the Kid used to slap together during his more angry pissed off days. We wrap up with threesomes and how people forget how to turn off podcasts that they listen to. Stop being a little bitch and tune in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 The winter coughing fits 2:00 When this fucker heard us 3:00 I’m scared of what’s happening 4:00 Mr. Kleen is not a hot bitch with nice tits 5:00 I’m not gonna tell her not to 6:00 You have this bloated ego 7:00 Former boss 8:00 Computer crashing on deadline 9:00 The one room we all worked 10:00 This dude gets the new computer 11:00 It was getting a little too much 12:00 Before Red 13:00 I was probably not even 25 years old 14:00 You ever interact with coworkers like that? 15:00 The baby culture would run crying 16:00 We’re not that important 17:00 Someone had a threesome - then talked 18:00 Someone else had a good time 19:00 Final words Go Deep.
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The Big Announcement: Buttplugs and Peter North spray
01/13/2023
The Big Announcement: Buttplugs and Peter North spray
Kid and Fiona would like to mark this occasion. We've deciding our voices are worth more than just the air we breathe and are here to announce to everyone about the future of what's happening with this wonderful thing we call The Goin' Deep Show. After years of giving all you fuckers free audio to keep your earholes filled with nonsense we've decided to take a few steps to make it worth our while. This may come as a surprise to some of you but putting this show on costs money and more importantly time so we're telling everyone that we're going to hold our voices hostage until you pay the price. I mean we are still figuring this all out but we're here to disappoint and enrage all of our faithful listeners and supporters by making them pay to hear the luscious sounds of our sultry voices. Now don't get us wrong we'll still sprinkle in some freebies from time to time but probably just some quick one off bullshit teasers to the real shows but it'll be free nontheless and if you're super fucking cheap that will be enough for you to jerk to and if its not enough you'll pay. Oh yes you'll pay. It's not like its going to cost your first born or anything and if you really are a penny pincher we're sorry to hear you suck so bad. So with all that nonsense out the way here's The Kid and Fiona pretty much with the first of the freebies to hit your ear holes. We promise to keep on disappointing our family and friends for all of you who decide to come along for the ride. We appreciate the support and promise to never improve, stay the same, tell growing up to go fuck itself and still act like gradeschool children who just discovered their private parts. Thanks and Go Deep. Kid & Fiona
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Goin’ Deep Show 2030: Time to pay the price
01/12/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2030: Time to pay the price
Kid and Fiona get titty pics during this one and you’ll be surpised who’s getting them. We realize how hard it is to be turned on by bitches with zero titties, Kid tells the story of jerking it into the new year and we reveal we’re cutting you dipshits off and making you fucking cheap pieces of shit pay for our luscious voices. Did we mention Fiona is getting tit pics during this one. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 no deep throating 2:00 not gonna jerk into the new year 3:00 weird couple of weeks - sick 4:00 Red head downs 5:00 Time to tell 6:00 Wait why am I filling in for Fiona 7:00 Hard to play with a girl without titties 8:00 Shit was on point - compatible 9:00 You’re not connected to anyone 10:00 I was all in invested 11:00 Dropping the bomb on the gremlin 12:00 Held each other up 13:00 Pushing your boobies together 14:00 Fucked right up 15:00 Sick and twisted 16:00 If Listeners knew what you looked like 17:00 Can’t stand ads 18:00 The right amount of money 19:00 Little clippies Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2029: Second Deck
01/06/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2029: Second Deck
Kid and Silverback welcome back the Turbo Twins, Shuge and Day where we discuss the Three stooges, dominant spontaneous sex, all cocks matter, midlife crisis, moist panties while driving and we play some dirty NFL games. We play some second deck clips, Kid wants to get with Margot Robbies mommy and we wonder if the duo in studio can pull off a podcast. Listen in and Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Pussy - Joining us 2:00 All cocks matter 3:00 What’s on tap 4:00 How moist? 5:00 Super detailed 6:00 Get to your destination - cool down 7:00 Dragging to the room and choke down 8:00 This is what’s happening 9:00 She’s doing her science shit 10:00 Bring it up motherfucker 11:00 I can’t keep up 12:00 You said it now you gotta do it 13:00 Fully behind porking dogs 14:00 It’s been a while since he’s seen a hole that big 15:00 Second Deck? Or Suckin’ Dick 16:00 That’s fucking great - News anchors / bloopers 17:00 Margot Robbie’s mommy 18:00 My girls would be down 19:00 Talk that not alot of people are interested in 20:00 Did she say Schnozberries 21:00 Open communication 22:00 My bird just died 23:00 Final word time - 24:00 Wanting a 90s dad - so confused Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2028: Can girls be eskimo sisters
01/05/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2028: Can girls be eskimo sisters
Kid and Silverback welcome back the Turbo Twins, Shuge and Day Day. Where we figure out if women can discuss their conquests with each other even if they’re shared, getting in trouble and who backs ya up, and we get really deep at the end with all the important things. We talk trauma, how it changes you and oral in the shower. It’s an action packed episode of the Show. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Reaching the show - 989-331-0KID 2:00 I hate local podcasts they suck 3:00 Bunch of douchebag medical people listening 4:00 A friend who put on some lbs and it went to her ass 5:00 What do you weigh 6:00 Drake and Josh 7:00 They obviously weren’t that close 8:00 Uncle Jesse from Full House 9:00 A whole list of bangers 10:00 Can girls talk about that the same 11:00 You have not shared a dick 12:00 One at a time. Take a breath 13:00 Hold up. Less inside game 14:00 Talking over / two dudes 15:00 Still to this day - rejected 16:00 She’s suck you off in the middle of the podcast 17:00 Long hair washing and oral 18:00 Any other reason to keep your hair long 19:00 She’s gotta suppress those urges 20:00 We’re open books though 21:00 Keeping up with it. The time the work 22:00 Millions of downloads 23:00 Trauma makes you funny 24:00 Making me a happier person 25:00 Connection to understanding 26:00 Putting someone else ahead 27:00 Vulnerable to death - who’s important 28:00 Silverback knows how much he means 29:00 Good content - Red Bulls - Spill on tits final words Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2027: Tits the season to take your teeth out
01/05/2023
Goin’ Deep Show 2027: Tits the season to take your teeth out
Kid and Silverback welcome in the Turbo Twins, Suge and Day where we talk tongues, tits, vibrators, horned up Christmas music and researching porn and some gums knubbing your private parts. Its a full featured 20 minutes of GDS to start off the year. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 So far so good. Thanks for the beer 2:00 You get softer when it comes to talking dirty 3:00 That mic needed some fixing 4:00 I’m more of the silent but deadly type 5:00 How do we deserver this Silverback? 6:00 Juicy is my game - running a train song 7:00 It’s almost weird now to hear xmas shit 8:00 Most recognizable song - watch out for slob on my knob 9:00 Doing the research on the vibrators 10:00 What color is your papa Smurf 11:00 Speaking of pleasuring devices 12:00 Door open bang time 13:00 I’m just staring and then down on the muff 14:00 I don’t think I ever came harder than that 15:00 What do you think of this story 16:00 Tom Broke is eating your shit out 17:00 There’s alot of dudes that play the bore game 18:00 Facebook dating 19:00 Gotta get a cork screw Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2026: Resolution phonies
12/31/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2026: Resolution phonies
Kid and Fiona welcome Cash into the show where the Kid loves this time of the year with everyone bullshitting themselves that they’re going to change…. Just like last year and the year before. We do a healthy amount of ripping on people then doing some karaoke. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 No meat curtain dangles 2:00 Resolution Time Buddies 3:00 Take the PETA 4:00 It’s like a pocket rocket 5:00 I think every year you Analyze 6:00 Stay the fuck out of my room while I smoke 7:00 If you really want to change 8:00 Haven’t seen you at a school event 9:00 Because I also hate her 10:00 You don’t give a flying fuck 11:00 I see Family members super religious 12:00 Same mindset - That word is hilarious 13:00 People don’t even know what mine is 14:00 This is the karaoke time song 15:00 It wasn’t me 16:00 Shaggy bullshit 17:00 Because he’s a piece of shit 18:00 Who’s bed 19:00 Who’s titties was he sucking? Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2025: Happy Fucked up Family Holiday
12/25/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2025: Happy Fucked up Family Holiday
It’s a happy holiday here at the Goin’ Deep Show…. Well for some of us it is. We play some clips of our favorites and retell the story of how Fiona dropped a turd into the cereal of the wee little Brown Eye this holiday. It’s an instant classic. Listen in Go Deep and just remember don’t piss off a raging Fiona. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Is it Cash or Mr. Cash 2:00 Previous to this year $100 bucks 3:00 Mini Pinky Pie - Guitar 4:00 Denis Leary clip 5:00 Eat this - Good girl 6:00 Its so fucking true - Dummy everything down 7:00 That’s a fucking moron 8:00 He took a shot from someone else 9:00 I just made sure the car caught up with the horse 10:00 Who got pulled to my fucking floor - The Red Devil Friend 11:00 Friend-emy - getting along 12:00 Red Devil’s best friends friend 13:00 You gave me all the lines 14:00 Putting 2 and 2 together 15:00 She’s gotta get this shit out 16:00 Charming the skirt off a nun 17:00 The worst case scenario 18:00 She realized I knew who she was 19:00 Make em go back and listen 20:00 The way he was talking to me was the same 21:00 He was eluding to it. Go fuck yourself 22:00 She needed a reverse - shut your trap 23:00 I love the fact she called me out 24:00 Ducks line up in a row 25:00 Told him I didn’t wanna see him anymore 26:00 Your a cock sucking piece of shit 27:00 Do you remember this song? 28:00 Thought she was gonna get brave 29:00 I promise you she didn’t love that Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2024: I’m not wearing pants today
12/23/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2024: I’m not wearing pants today
Kid and Fiona tempt everyone with the idea that our sister show could should and will be returning in 2023. We realize Brown Eye doesn’t like to be happy and just wants to stay stuck in shit life. We realize that Kid has ranked every woman’s vagina that he’s ever gone down on and we discuss a female who’s in the sex industry and her routine of sex for a week. We talk period sex, cheating husbands and all the other bullshit we usually discuss. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Come in Ray 2:00 We have to make it so assholes can handle the words 3:00 The plug was pulled 4:00 Cleaning the house naked 5:00 You need to lick my vagina 6:00 I like the ugly bitches the don’t put out 7:00 Missing a chromo - redhead 8:00 Last night at the bar - pussy ranking 9:00 Super sensitive downstairs 10:00 Here’s the Keys, jump in the Ferrari 11:00 Funny what your brain remembers - Testarosa 12:00 Headline: Can your vagina get depressed. 13:00 Gotta have some foreplay 14:00 Sex everyday 15:00 Online adult content creator 16:00 You’re good to go - I’m busy 17:00 Things never get stale 18:00 Morning sex 19:00 Slowly taking off clothes 20:00 In the mood 21:00 The smallest of little things 22:00 I’m on my period - get a cup 23:00 Just do it. Get bloodied up 24:00 We spent alot of time out here today 25:00 Husbands cheating on wives Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2023: Teachers shouldn’t do that on the desks
12/19/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2023: Teachers shouldn’t do that on the desks
Kid and Fiona talk about drinking way too much alcohol, play some Samuel L. Jackson singing, Robots wacking people off, teachers making extra money on only fans in the classroom, new social media apps and how to get away with shit when you’re a kid. We wrap with some toothless wacko singing. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Just so I know and let it get forwarded 2:00 There’s been bottles and I’m chugging it. 3:00 I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing 4:00 Kid is back 5:00 Bro its not gay with a mechanical robot arm 6:00 The only time I have to think about money 7:00 Spending your man’s money 8:00 Serious committed relationship 9:00 Find a way to have fun 10:00 What? I’m shocked by that 11:00 Fuck off. BeReal 12:00 Teacher caught in compromising positions 13:00 Filming in 8th grade classroom 14:00 Images did not happen during the school day 15:00 Doing some dumbass shit in your 20s 16:00 Green vs Blue block to use the restroom 17:00 Future me doing fucked up shit 18:00 Wrapup cat shit 19:00 So perfect 20:00 Chicken and the Corn song Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2022: The wedding ring test
12/14/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2022: The wedding ring test
Kid and Fiona discuss how to determine who your girlfriend should be, more of the discussion on if its hot to be called “daddy”, flirty old ladies, committing to one person and first encounters. We discuss age, who wants who and more of our normal bullshit. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Then they have your ID and stuff - Fiona 2:00 Mike Hunt 3:00 $5,000 to his girlfriends 4:00 Depending on how I look - facial hair 5:00 When do you think I should come in 6:00 No no no no no. Flirting hold ladies 7:00 Girls blowing and calling me daddy 8:00 Committing to someone - The next chapter 9:00 Threw you in the closet - we’re in the relationship now 10:00 Alot of games and wanting something different 11:00 Ass grabby-ness time 12:00 My wedding ring test 13:00 Approchable vs intimidating 14:00 I poked my head out 15:00 Charisma 16:00 Completely different hospital 17:00 Want to hear what you’re talking about 18:00 Captain Red beard theory 19:00 Final words Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2021: I need to be penetrated
12/14/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2021: I need to be penetrated
Kid and Fiona welcomes in Bama and Ardent Gaze where we discuss sex toys, how drunk we need or should be. Fiona is ready to ride the dick and we discover thoughts of meeting new folks at the bar, fingers in buttholes and getting amped up drinking in the studio. We get to know Bama and we’re all amped up. Listen in and Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Say words. How drunk are you 2:00 I should be praised for my sex toy purchases 3:00 It wasn’t a sex toy 4:00 Before we continue 5:00 I ride that dick bitch 6:00 Anxiety thing going on 7:00 I was painting at the studio 8:00 Conversation while drinking 9:00 Evil laughter 10:00 Why are you jacking midgets off 11:00 I’m not shocked by this 12:00 Nobody knows you - talk about Bama 13:00 Less than 10 salad tossing 14:00 College hookup 15:00 Oh yeah Shit - sometimes it happens 16:00 Too bad you’re an ugly motherfucker 17:00 Makeout and drool 18:00 She’s like the other half of my brain 19:00 Do one more Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2020: When you figured your parents out
12/12/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2020: When you figured your parents out
Kid and Fiona welcome in newcomer Bama and Ardent Gaze to the show where we discuss how we figured out our parents sexual disfunctions, dick pumps and softcore porno to keep ya all jacked up while you bang. It’s a family episode of the show. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Introduction to Bama 2:00 We dive right in 3:00 Lingerie drawers - stealing 4:00 The name of my book 5:00 Extra things to keep you hard 6:00 Yeah I tossed that bitches salad 7:00 I like being solo 8:00 This is not the same world 9:00 Boom! That’s the start of my movie 10:00 Bitch not today 11:00 Threatening her children should be a YouTube channel 12:00 Well that’s what they’re working with 13:00 Bedside table dick pump 14:00 Dad’s hitting on me 15:00 She wants a magic wand 16:00 Love hate 17:00 Getting pounded 18:00 It’s different 19:00 Final words Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2019: Brown Eye Karaoke Edition
12/06/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2019: Brown Eye Karaoke Edition
Kid and Fiona discuss cum dumpstering, stinking pussy, throbbing dick after getting downloads and we have a special Karaoke guest named Brown Eye who plays some of his tender favorites telling us all his state of mind. We wrap up with suicide talk and soundtracks to life. Listen in and try not to drowned yourself to death. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Right in the cooter 2:00 Some ladies I want in my mouth 3:00 Make sure that shit is clean 4:00 My head is kinda on her ass 5:00 Fingers in the face 6:00 This factory is shut down 7:00 Can you email me your report 8:00 Who says you’re gonna last forever 9:00 The age we’re at 10:00 Weird shit dripping from the vagine 11:00 Brown Eye - Karaoke 12:00 I’m all out of love 13:00 I’m so lost without you 14:00 Straight up depicted everything 15:00 Rosette song 16:00 If you want to be happy 17:00 Are you fucking serious right now 18:00 I was so fucking mad 19:00 Because its so depressing 20:00 When do you want to go 21:00 Drowned yourself 22:00 I know - Final Words 23:00 Throwing yourself into traffic Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2018: Relationshits are the best
12/05/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2018: Relationshits are the best
Kid and Fiona rail against fashion trends, tell holiday music to shut the fuck up already and discuss how to actually have real fun. We play clips of a kid who knows the secret to life, how to be with one person and not want to kill yourself and then play a clip of what relationships are like in the modern age. Kid talks about his selfish ways and just doing what he wants. Its important. Listen in, Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Holiday music 2:00 Mom Jeans can suck it 3:00 Cover your ass 4:00 Gremlin or Gargoyles 5:00 Is this your real kid? 6:00 Happy Penis 7:00 Single guys need to know 8:00 I realize that you realize 9:00 What is the point of this shit 10:00 Relationship woes 11:00 Becoming a problem 12:00 Why would you want to do that 13:00 Perfect for me 14:00 Evidence of what I’m saying 15:00 Its consuming you 16:00 Making art 17:00 Friends that are guys 18:00 She didn’t want to go 19:00 I answer to me. I’m first Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2017: Why do you think that ass looks good?
11/30/2022
Goin’ Deep Show 2017: Why do you think that ass looks good?
Kid and Fiona are pushing for non motivational posters, make fun of social media, sharing way too much, we play some science and marriage talk. Kid tells the tale of a bitch getting butt hurt because the Kid says it like it is and we wrap with making friends and setting Fiona up. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Free Email for you? WTF 2:00 We went from creeped out to sharing everything 3:00 I found some anti motivational posters 4:00 Having your bean flick a few times 5:00 Make fun of it no matter how lame 6:00 Genetically they’re fucked 7:00 Science shit 8:00 The more we know the better we are 9:00 Just starting to calm down 10:00 Notorious flashing photos 11:00 We’re talking about asses 12:00 She takes offense to it 13:00 Check this out…. Way too much 14:00 Contractor cash 15:00 Switching topics - Making friends 16:00 Besides the dating apps 17:00 Drew Berrymore dating game Fiona dating game 18:00 The Ghoster 19:00 Rap guy shit - Linkin Park shit Go Deep.
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