The Goin' Deep Show
Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004.
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Goin' Deep Show 2297: Railed by a Fireman’s Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher
12/23/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2297: Railed by a Fireman’s Dragon Sized Fire Extinguisher
Episode 2297: Hat Trick walked in the day before she turns 39 looking like someone who’d been power-washed by sex and still had a smile on her face. Then she opened her mouth and the room needed a cigarette. She casually mentions she watched gay hockey drama with her teenage daughter because “bonding.” The kid now has a thing for Russian accents and sudden violence on ice. Great job, mom. You’ve raised a connoisseur. Then the fireman shows up at 7 a.m. Sunday—unannounced, unapologetic—with a purple knotted dragon dildo the size of a municipal fire extinguisher. Hat Trick’s exact review: “It didn’t all fit, but I came so many times I forgot what numbers are.” She followed that up with the quote of the year: “He has a really nice dick, but right now I want NOTHING more than that dick.” Kid A.G. took time out of his busy schedule of hiding cock rings in his girlfriend’s sheets to drop wisdom on his 18-year-old self: “Never get married.” Solid advice from a man currently living out of a duffel bag at his girlfriend’s house like a horny hobo. We let the AI, Eve, explain gooning. Turns out it’s just staring at porn until your soul leaves your body and your dick files for disability. Mormons, in their infinite panic, built an actual anti-gooning app. Somewhere there’s a prophet screaming “Put down the Kleenex and pick up the scriptures, Brayden!” We revisited the greatest marriage theory ever invented: if she switches from Lucky Charms to granola, start looking for blowjobs in the goodbye letter. Explains 94 % of divorces and 100 % of mid-life affairs with yoga instructors. Hat Trick actually blew off dinner with her own brother because the fireman texted “quickie?” and she responded before the message even finished sending. Family? What’s that? There’s a dragon dildo in the driveway with her name on it. Birthday plans for tomorrow: the second the kids are out the door, scheduled birthday sex, followed by getting completely shitfaced in that exact order. Responsible parenting, everybody. We also covered ghost shits (they happen, nobody knows why), eleven-dollar Nancy Sinatra karaoke tracks, Dua Lipa thirst traps that could restart your heart, and the national emergency of Rick Springfield still being absolutely jacked at 76. The man is 76 and looks like he could bench-press your dad. Retire already, Rick, you’re making the rest of us look soft. This episode is raw, unhinged, and contains zero apologies. Hat Trick’s vagina deserves a Purple Heart and a parade. Explicit as always. Hide your kids, hide your dragon dildos. #GoingDeepShow #Episode2297
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The 4-Month Nut Apocalypse”
12/07/2025
The 4-Month Nut Apocalypse”
Kid and Nurse Fiona are coughing COVID into each other’s faces, half-drunk on the cheapest booze in town. Highlights from the chaos: God personally shutting down the liquor shack to spite two alcoholics A Black pastor dropping the most accurate “men NEED sex like a car needs gas” sermon ever Fiona’s 4-month no-nut streak: saving every drop for one girl, about to redecorate the ceiling Pro threesome tip: always take bottom The loud chick who got dick-stuffed mid-threesome just to shut her the hell up The tragic, deleted 13:45 double-BJ masterpiece (Superman shirt era, never forgotten) Afternoon surprise double blowjob while football’s on TV Piece-of-ass vs. catching feels: the eternal struggle The brother-cousin “pin cushion” story that ends with accidental ball-touching and light incest Final verdict: if you’re sword-fighting or docking, just own that you’re a little gay
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Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke
12/06/2025
Cum Dumpster Diary Karaoke
Kid and Fiona return with a masterclass in romantic elegance: we debate the finer points of industrial-grade cum dumpster usage, rank the top 10 vintage stinky-pussy bouquets, and discover why your dick still throbs like a club speaker even after Nut #47. Then, in a moment that will be studied by historians, legendary karaoke warlord Brown Eye blesses the mic with his velvet renditions of Air Supply and other certified wrist-slitters. We close out with our feel-good segments: “Best Soundtracks to Yeet Yourself To” and “How to Drown in the Shallow End Without Looking Like a Quitter.” Bring tissues—for your tears, your dick, or both. DETAILED TIMELINE (now with punchlines) 1:00 – “Right in the cooter” (direct deposit, no ATM fees) 2:00 – Some ladies I want in my mouth (taste-test Tuesday) 3:00 – Make sure that shit is clean (pineapple juice PSA) 4:00 – My head is kinda on her ass (basically furniture at this point) 5:00 – Fingers in the face (free high-five with purchase) 6:00 – This factory is shut down (OSHA violated, uterus on strike) 7:00 – Can you email me your report (STD results in PDF, please) 8:00 – Who says you’re gonna last forever (spoiler: your dick doesn’t) 9:00 – The age we’re at (when your back cracks louder than she does) 10:00 – Weird shit dripping from the vagine (call it abstract expressionism) 11:00 – Brown Eye live karaoke debut (bring earplugs and Prozac) 12:00 – “I’m all out of love” (Brown Eye channeling every divorced dad) 13:00 – “I’m so lost without you” (he’s looking at you, Susan) 14:00 – Straight-up depicted everything (trauma in 4K) 15:00 – Rosette song (now legally a war crime in 12 states) 16:00 – “If you want to be happy” (irony level: expert) 17:00 – Are you fucking serious right now (yes, dead-ass) 18:00 – I was so fucking mad (rage-boner achieved) 19:00 – Because it’s so depressing (we’re one ballad away from a group hug) 20:00 – When do you want to go (existentially or just leaving the call?) 21:00 – Drowned yourself (bathtub’s ready, candles are lit) 22:00 – “I know” – Final Words (mic drop into the void) 23:00 – Throwing yourself into traffic (pro tip: wait for Uber Surge) Listen now and try not to yeet yourself into the sun before the outro. Go Deep—or at least go home and cry in the shower like the rest of us.
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Remote-Control Panties & Load John Silver’s Tar Tar Sauce
12/05/2025
Remote-Control Panties & Load John Silver’s Tar Tar Sauce
GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.704) It’s Retro Rewind time with The Brawler’s in studio with Kid A.G., and Wally calling in from Episode 704. We get curious about $90 remote-control vibrating panties that can make her soak the chair in public, The Brawler confesses her record 3-second blowjob to a shrimp-scented Long John Silver’s trucker and we debate vintage 70s Muppet bush vs. landing strips, drool over Emma Watson’s infamous upskirt moment, and somehow end up deep in German strap-on and poop-porn territory. It’s crude, it’s wrong, and it’s exactly why you keep coming back. You’ve been warned… now Go Deep. Call the Listener Line and leave your dirty secrets: 989-341-3314 Full episodes + bonus filth at www.theGDS.com #GoinDeepShow #RetroRewind #NSFW
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The Freedom Load on Her Eyeball
12/04/2025
The Freedom Load on Her Eyeball
GDS Retro Rewind (Ep.380) - In this gloriously unhinged Retro Rewind, Kid A.G., JMac, Wally, and from Florida GDub get absolutely hammered and declare war on dignity: proudly defending nameless facials, eyeball cum-wipes, and the sacred American right to bust in a stranger’s mouth without learning her name. Wally shrugs off banging all his buddies’ sisters with the ironclad “she picked me up, what was I supposed to do, pull out?” defense, then reveals he’s a Dirty Pirate Hooker. The crew reminisces about Motorboating the Motorboat, the legendarily stacked chick who promised Kid unlimited Olive Garden plus a blowjob, because nothing says romance like endless salad and a happy ending. Pure patriotic chaos, zero regrets, 100% Goin’ Deep.
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Lesbo Love Betrayal
12/03/2025
Lesbo Love Betrayal
RR Dec. 2020/2010 - Drunk disasters, mystery bruises, and lesbian cookie-night betrayals – welcome to the filthiest corners of the Goin’ Deep vault. We dig up two classic clips: 2020 gold with Host Kid, L.B., Endo, and High-Ho swapping war stories about banging on stranger’s doors during drunken storms, losing phones in bars, and L.B. getting absolutely stomped by 15 pissed-off women on a party bus after grabbing the wrong (lesbian) ass. Rewind further to 2010 when Eckler drops by to blow Kid and Mr. Kleen’s minds with the ultimate girl’s-night-gone-wild tale: walking in at 3 a.m. to find “Whore #1” going down on “Whore #2”… who also happens to be secretly banging Whore #2’s husband. Door left open on purpose? Threesome bait? The plot twist hits harder than those high-heel kicks to L.B's ribs. Sweet talk, hate mail, or your own trainwreck confession – call the listener line 989-341-3314 or hit thegds.com. Grab your glass pacifier, leave your mark, and always Go Deep. New episodes + retro rewinds drop weekly. Subscribe or we’ll assume you’re scared.
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Morning Oral PB&J's
12/02/2025
Morning Oral PB&J's
Retro Rewind: December 2015 – The Goin’ Deep Show fires up the mics for another Retro Rewind classic, and right out of the gate, Kid A.G., Don and Pooty Tang are in rare form. The episode kicks off with a sultry request to the listeners to dial the brand-new voicemail line 989-341-3314 and leave something filthy, funny, or downright unhinged, because if you don’t, Kid will hunt you down himself. The crew debates whether women secretly reach for Chloroseptic to numb their throats for monster cocks, the eternal glory of the Hottie of the Week segment (because even Pootie Tang loves hot chicks), and the mind-blowing revelation that sometimes a girl is so smoking hot you refuse to believe she even poops… until Don Tang drops one of the greatest line in podcasting history. Morning oral get roasted (apparently they taste like regret and stale peanut butter & jelly sandwiches), the dip-and-sniff oil-check technique is defended, and the whole intro spirals into a beautiful trainwreck of dick jokes, vagina parmesan requests, and zero apologies. Vintage Goin’ Deep at its absolute finest, this is the retro rewind that reminds you why we’ve been goin' deep for over two decades. Grab the Chloroseptic and call 989-341-3314, degenerates. The show demands your filth. Go Deep
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Goin' Deep Show 2296: Your phone is listening, Alexa just ordered lube
12/01/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2296: Your phone is listening, Alexa just ordered lube
Episode 2296: Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick walked into the studio like three people who definitely should not be allowed microphones. What followed was the usual circus of bad ideas and worse opinions. We started with Demi Moore’s new movie The Substance, where she basically clones a younger, hotter, meaner version of herself. Hollywood’s message is crystal clear: aging is fine, as long as you’re willing to let your younger clone murder you and wear your skin like a prom dress. Honestly, sign me up. I’d kill present-day me for a 25-year-old upgrade too. We all would. Don’t lie. From there we took a hard left into the Smithsonian-level exhibit of pubic hair through the decades. The 1970s had bushes you could lose a toddler in. The 90s gave us the landing strip, which is just nature’s way of saying “the runway is clear, please crash your plane into my vagina.” And now? Bald. Completely bald. Like a porn star or a dolphin. Grown adults are out here waxing themselves into pre-pubescent seals because apparently hair is the ultimate boner kryptonite. Congratulations, humanity, we’ve solved sex by turning it into a slip-n-slide. Politics tried to crawl in (something about Epstein files), but we gave it the 45-second mercy kill it deserved. Nobody came here to feel depressed; we came here to feel confused and slightly aroused. AI music is apparently so good now that the guys made a legit alt-metal intro in thirty seconds. Thirty. Seconds. Your band has been practicing in your mom’s basement for twelve years and still sounds like a trash-can fire. Skynet just replaced you with a laptop and a dream. In other news, competitive sperm racing is a thing and it just raised ten million dollars. Ten. Million. Somewhere there’s a venture capitalist watching tadpoles do laps while yelling “SWIM, YOU LITTLE TRUST-FUND BABIES, DADDY NEEDS A YACHT.” Some study says seventy percent of people would rather go to a concert than have sex. Seventy percent. The crew reacted the way normal humans do: with violent, screaming denial. Who are these eunuchs? Name them. I want to fight them in a parking lot while a Dave Matthews cover band plays in the background. Hat Trick then treated us to the Director’s Cut of her weekend with the new fireman: Hampton Inn points, drinks, an hour-long first round, choking on date one (very romantic), and a recovery time so fast the entire room accused him of mainlining sketchy blue pills. Also “good girl” still turns her into a puddle. Science is undefeated. We rounded things out with Ozempic side effects, breeding kinks, praise kinks, Andrew Tate’s nightmare hypothetical (Megan Fox with a dick vs Hulk Hogan with a pussy—still the worst would-you-rather in history), personal 24-hour body-count records that would make Caligula blush, a brutal takedown of the “women don’t need men” TikTok crowd (congrats on the vibrator, enjoy dying alone with twelve cats and a charging cable), and the daily reminder that your phone is listening to you masturbate. Oh, and Paralyzer's Hottie of the week is back, a wiffle-ball-bat phone prank went full war crime, and the AI closed the show with an Irish-punk song telling everyone to chuck their phone into the ocean because it’s just a glass pacifier for adults who are terrified of silence. Same circus, Same clowns. Press play and lower your expectations accordingly. Explicit • You already knew that • #GoinDeepShow #Episode2296
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Goin’ Deep Show 2295: Hooters Booty Shorts Resurrection
11/11/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2295: Hooters Booty Shorts Resurrection
Episode 2295 - Kid A.G. and El Pres dive balls-deep into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction like a pair of horny archivists jizzing over vinyl—raving about Soundgarden's grunge ghosts stealing the show (Jerry Cantrell shreds harder than a cougar on catnip), OutKast and Tyler the Creator dropping beats that make your grandma twerk, and Salt-N-Pepa's Pepa emerging from Ozempic purgatory looking fuckable while Salt bloats like a salted ham hock. They pivot to SNL's stain-splattered sorority skit where some dude nutted mid-mask (Epstein-level evidence, viral gold), winter cucking as animalistic fuck-fests to hibernate your blue balls ("Guys just want to get laid; women want a brawny heater"), and a deranged game show pitch: motorboat your girl's tits, record the brrrraaap, and compete against real speedboats for dinghy-level hilarity. Hooters nostalgia hits like cheap whiskey—back to booty shorts and tank tops that cram thongs up asses tighter than a nun's regret, with tales of double-shifting for post-wing pussy chases and Twin Peaks' lingerie Wednesdays where asses defy gravity like Lizzo on a trampoline. Edgy detours torch Taylor Momsen's lace-slip red-carpet cameltoe ("Sidney Lou Who gone goth-slut"), Jessica Simpson's Botox-bricked face ("Hit with the ugly stick till it snapped"), and concert rip-offs (Morgan Wallen tickets at $1K a pop: "I'd rather blow the blonde goddess than that redneck wallet-raper"). Key quote: "There's still a bullet in the chamber after sex—jack one off like it's 1993 grunge foreplay." Brain-dump brain farts on phones nuking attention spans, Steve Jobs-style black-sock simplicity, and Trump as a percentage-rattling moron ("Cut aid, kill 600K—genius businessman, my ass"). Final words: "Go to Hooters, creep on the daughters of yesterday's titty vets, and chill, bitches—dollar wings await, no ass required." GDS 2295 Quick Recap: Rock Hall Riffs: Soundgarden supremacy, female bass queen tribute, 80s babe bands (Pat Benatar: eternal smoke show). Titty Tales: Hooters revival, motorboat Olympics, Twin Peaks ass worship. Fuck & Chuck: Winter hookups, post-nut laughs, tattoo teases. Rants: Concert gouging, celeb face-fucks, political idiocy lite.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2294: Walking on Water and the Dodgers Can Eat a Bag of Dicks
11/01/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2294: Walking on Water and the Dodgers Can Eat a Bag of Dicks
Episode 2294 - Kid A.G. and El Pres rocket from Halloween candy heists to MLB’s clown-car showboating, torching “celebrations while the damn ball’s still live,” City Connect fashion crimes, and the streaming labyrinth (“just give me every game in one f***ing app”). They roast youth travel sports Hunger Games, politics-by-sponsors, and screen-addled content, then spar over AI music vs real craft, tech that “does everything,” and local gigs > mega shows. Choice lines: “The play is not over,” and “One place for baseball, please.” Simple show notes: • Sora/Suno rabbit hole + “walking on water” • Trick-or-treat report: candy tax, bonfires, neighborhood vibes • Baseball: Toronto chaos, Shohei, in-play celebration rant; City Connect + ad creep • Streaming hellscape: the plea for one MLB hub • Youth travel sports = Hunger Games for 11-year-olds • SNAP/EO chatter: freedom vs bureaucracy (clips & rants) • Screens & culture: AI music vs craft, second-screen TV dumbing, why local shows win • Grab bag: ridiculous gadget satire, adult store detour, Game 7 predictions
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Goin’ Deep Show 2293: Back Lava, Glock Dookies & AI Mr. Rogers Dropping F-Bombs
10/19/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2293: Back Lava, Glock Dookies & AI Mr. Rogers Dropping F-Bombs
Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts. • 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming) • AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers (“shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor”) • OpenAI’s new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you’re welcome, FBI watchlist) • Fat-shaming water-park sumo kids, back-lava (it’s exactly what you think when you mispronounce baklava post-orgasm) • Glock Dookies – prison water bottles fermented with piss, shit & sperm then power-washed at enemies • Diddy Party Play Set™ complete with baby-oil fountains and locking doors • Jeffrey’s Getaway Island Resort with private jet (“you decide who flies home…”) • Fake AI Tarik Skubal post-game meltdown that’s more truthful than the real one • Why every nurse/doctor is still in emotional high school banging in supply closets • Politicians who don’t grow facial hair can’t be trusted (science) Key quotes that’ll make your grandma unsubscribe: - “I don’t want anybody taking my voice and making me sound like a normal, sane human being.” - “Have you ever passed a little gas and then noticed a tiny bit of poop came with it? That’s called a shart.” – AI Mr. Rogers - “Stack that bread, neighbor. Money, cash, hoes. I’m about my paper, no cap.” – AI Mr. Rogers in Louis Vuitton - “My super Mexican spick-seed could’ve knocked her up and have another beautiful baby!” - “Stop being fat fat-asses. If you’re mad, that’s you, you fat fuck.”
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Goin’ Deep Show 2292: Booger-Eating Garbage Pail Chick vs. The Official Butthole Plug of the Detroit Tigers
09/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2292: Booger-Eating Garbage Pail Chick vs. The Official Butthole Plug of the Detroit Tigers
Episode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man: - Why piss-flavored kisses are just “protein payback” - How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle - Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper’s ringless fingers demand iat) - The Tigers need to fire everyone, hire the Savannah Bananas, and crown Woody’s the official blowjob sponsor of MLB - Social media turned a 20-year-old into a sniper and we’re all too busy doom-scrolling to notice - George Carlin’s 1980s FCC rant still slaps harder than Ted Cruz doing his Goodfellas impression - Jimmy Kimmel got canceled because Trump thinks TV ended in 1997 - Fat fucks need MORE porn, not less — it’s literally their only cardio - And the greatest horror story ever told: aisle 126, row 19, where Garbage Pail Chick knuckle-fucked her nostril, examined the bounty, then deep-throated her booger finger not once… but TWICE… while blocking a Torkelson double. Key Quotes - “She’s sucking the fucking loads right out of us, man.” - “I shoot a .30-06, better watch it motherfucker, I got my scope on your ass.” - “If they take away porn there’ll only be websites begging to bring porn back.” - “Don’t blame the shooter, blame the algorithm pumping hate into his palm like cheap tequila at a gas-station tasting.” - “Fat fucks, you know you’re fat fucks. Stop being fat fucks. I’m proud of you, son.” Show Notes (bite-sized chaos) - Smoothie of the week: Body Armor + blackberry seeds stuck in teeth for 48 hrs - Health tip from Silverback: morning protein loads, zero broccoli - Conspiracy level: 4chan gremlin / AI-faked texts / Epstein distraction successful - Baseball fixes: bring back double-headers, kill the pitch clock, burn the dugout cheerleaders, execute the strike-zone box - Final boss: lady who ate her boogers like Cheeto-dusted cock in the 7th inning stretch
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Goin’ Deep Show 2291: Orange Creamsicle Sobriety
08/23/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2291: Orange Creamsicle Sobriety
Episode 2291 - The Goin’ Deep Show goes FULL HALLMARK ON CRACK as Kid A.G. (now 50+ days booze-free and 20 lbs lighter) sips coffee like a civilized human while El Pres taunts him with two growlers of forbidden Tri-City nectar — one of them ORANGE CREAMSICLE, you sadistic bastard. What follows is the most wholesome-degenerate episode in GDS history: - Kid discovers inner dialogue, outer niceness, and the horror of waking up remembering everything - Surprise Black Keys tickets, bookstore foreplay, and $53 lobster-roll - They celebrate anniversaries like sentimental bros, roast Jehovah’s Witnesses, and agree real friends forgive your drunken verbal diarrhea - MTV VMA nostalgia → “Who the fuck are these new bands?” → Creed vs Nickelback blood feud - Food-truck lobsters, Nom Nom Ninja hibachi worship, and the dream of $15 all-day metal shows with wristbands + food-truck orgy - Live music bingo: Goose jam-band solitude, front-row Louis CK, secret surprise date nights, and Wolfgang Van Halen refusing to be Eddie 2.0 - Deep life shit: aunt passing, recording parents’ stories, van-life escape fantasies, and “I’ve got maybe 35 good summers left, bro” - Politics dodge-ball → South Park worship → Austin Powers “ONE BILLION DOLLARS” censorship rant - Pornhub now needs FOUR CLICKS like airport security, but Becky Bandini still delivers a 20-second Super Soaker that’ll make you question physics - Grand finale: “Smack ’em, yak ’em, give her the veiny hammer time!” Key Quotes: - “Two thousand two hundred episodes were drunk rage. Now I’m enlightened… pass the coffee, fuckface.” - “I haven’t craved alcohol once… until I have to visit the brewery. Then I’m bringing a thermos and a dream.” - “She squirted so fast I checked if Tesla hooked up a garden hose.” - “Coonins Irish Hub, there laddie — we’re coming for lunch and forgiveness.”
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Goin’ Deep Show 2290: All-Star Helmeted Threesome of Chaos
07/15/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2290: All-Star Helmeted Threesome of Chaos
Episode 2290 - Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and El Pres turn a mic check into a degenerate variety show you should not blast at work. They bounce from cat-flea triage and actually-hot sexting to plastic All-Star helmets, Livvy-Dunn thirst, and a “kinks: flirty → filthy” tour (praise-kink gets the W). Add Superman takes (fun, not homework), a cranky ad rant, Epstein-file cynicism, and edible math for the game. Fast, crude, and stupidly honest — exactly the bad idea you needed today. Hat Trick’s Fitbit filing a sexual-harassment lawsuit against Wally’s dick (“Vigorous zone achieved 11 times, HR 187bpm, device now identifies as a vibrator”) Paul Skenes dropping to one knee to tie Olivia Dunne’s shoe while 74,000 fans chant “JUST LOOK UP THE DRESS BRO” A psychological kink list that escalates from “good girl” to “gaslight me till I question if the safe-word was ever real” Superman porn so canon it made Christopher Reeve’s ghost nut in heaven RIP August Ames: zero tan lines, 100% smoke-show, bullied to death by Twitter for refusing to ride the Hershey Highway Express Western draft talk; Tigers vs “Stankees” helmet bit Sexting beats pics; “good girl” switch flips rockets 12 psychological kinks ranked; limits, consent, no humiliation Superman review, immigrant angle, laughs > lectures Ads on everything = rage; Epstein-docs frustration; edible dosage chatter Fitbit “cardio graph” afterglow jokes Pay attention to me. Me!” “I’d rather have someone fake an orgasm than fake their life.” “I don’t stop eating till the job’s done.” Quote that got Hat Trick banned from family group chat: “I need his dick pic on my tits in this red bra so bad I’m willing to make it the family Christmas card and sign it ‘Love, the reason Grandma had a stroke’”
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Goin’ Deep Show 2289: Little Bitty Diddy & the Clit Sketch Chronicles
07/04/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2289: Little Bitty Diddy & the Clit Sketch Chronicles
Episode 2289 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning “tube cleanings” to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The conversation takes a hard left turn into period sex taboos, blowjob tutorials courtesy of mom (yes, really), and the high art of pubic landscaping. Toss in some digital touch iPhone clit drawings, titty bar Venmo donations to a 19-year-old son, and a nostalgic nod to Bruce Willis and the Doors movie, and you’ve got a summer episode more explosive than a bottle rocket in a beer bottle. Spoiler: Red Wings aren’t just for hockey fans. - Listen in. Go Deep.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2288: Wally’s Girthy Homecoming Weekend
06/15/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2288: Wally’s Girthy Homecoming Weekend
Episode 2288 - Kid & Hat Trick get dick-drunk on Wally’s surprise return: blow-up dolls, 2.5-hr heart-rate workouts, marriage interventions & a vow to keep the bang-train rolling all summer. NSFW chaos level: 69/10. 90 minutes of pure post-nut clarity on steroids. Hat Trick finally lets childhood crush Wally demolish her top-5 leaderboard in one weekend, brags her watch only logged 2.5 hrs of sleep, and demands breakfast dates after every future bang-sesh. Kid reveals the infamous hole-less blow-up-doll birthday gift is getting bondage-rigged in the studio rafters “so the lights shine into her soul.” They roast bad marriages, confess they’d rather die tomorrow knowing they lived like rockstars than handcuff themselves for health insurance, and agree the secret to 50+ sex is “hover your pussy over my face while shotgunning a margarita MXD.” Features the greatest humble-brag ever recorded: “It took me three days to recover from the dick-down he gave me.” Zero chill, maximum girth—summer 2025 is officially rated E for everyone’s getting it. Key quotes to tattoo on your taint: - “Too much girthy cock and shit.” - “I hurt my neck eating her out while she finished her drink.” - “Don’t get into a routine—add extra girls, baby oil, and fucking dildos.” - “If I die tomorrow I’m good; I played baseball and left a blow-up doll in my garage.” Download before your mom finds it.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2287: Clone-a-Willy 2.0: Now With Load Trajectory Testing
06/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2287: Clone-a-Willy 2.0: Now With Load Trajectory Testing
Episode 2287 - The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented “Castacocque™” dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic-jacking chaos included at no extra charge. - “Page 13 of Nightmare Fuel” - First time in 13 YEARS the OG trio is back in studio - Paul Rudd “go on that dick” clips = marriage goals - Hat Trick’s girlfriend brought fresh 2025 porno mags - Page 13 reveal: “giant lump of welfare with detached tits” - Cum loads: average = teaspoon, GDS boys = ⅓ cup athletes - New business idea: Castacocque™ – clone your willy in ballistic gel + cum-distance testing - Separate bedrooms = old people knew the secret - Cuddling is for French pussies; morning wood accidents > spooning - Vasectomy liberation vs “I’m Genghis Khan with heavy balls” - Sneaky-anal stories, double-BJ dreams, “give it to me daddy” facials - Kids suck, marriage sucks, freedom rules - Shower coffee + dump beer = life hacks
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Goin’ Deep Show 2286: Plaster Caster Disaster & the Last Night of My 40s
05/23/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2286: Plaster Caster Disaster & the Last Night of My 40s
Kid A.G. (49¾) and El Pres chug Tri-City brews while mourning the death of Bird scooters and the birth of Kid’s half-century crisis. Batting practice left him creaking like a 1976 Big Wheel, so naturally the convo drifts to $4800 faux-motorcycles, adult tricycles, and why pedaling a chopper when the battery dies looks dumber than a drunk toddler on a plasma car. Then shit gets LEGENDARILY unhinged: Kid drops the Mt. Rushmore of weird vintage porn — John Holmes railing a chick on a Meijer penny horse, Ron Jeremy-era foot-fucks with exploding plaster cock-molds, and two Aqua-Netted babes double-stuffing a pussy with a 14-inch dildo WHILE mixing arts-and-crafts spackle. (Yes, he watched the entire 28-minute director’s cut just to see if the mold survived round three. Spoiler: it did not.) Meanwhile, El Pres confesses he tapes over every webcam before choke-the-chicken time because “Big Brother already has enough photos of my sad post-cup lasagna dick.” Key Quotes: - “There is no sadder sight than a warrior cock fresh out of a jockstrap — it looks like beaten lasagna that lost a fight with a snowblower.” - “She saw me in work gloves and got wetter than a Bird scooter in the Saginaw River.” - “I could’ve nutted during the blowjob-plaster-mixing scene, but I had to know if the footjob made the cast explode. Science, bitch.”
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Goin’ Deep Show 2285: Diddy's Tootsie Roll Tumble & Hot Crazy Shenanigans
05/22/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2285: Diddy's Tootsie Roll Tumble & Hot Crazy Shenanigans
Episode 2285 - Kid A.G. and cohost El Pres dissect Diddy's baby oil bonanza gone rogue—roofie-laced lube? Nah, just lube your way to regret, folks. From Cassie's stripper soirees to arson on Kid Cudi's Porsche and Jamie Foxx's alleged poison plot, it's "allegedly" a freak-off fiasco waiting for JLo's mic-drop revenge album. Gen-Z Ghost drops truth bombs—no polly ticks, just gym gains and soul-searching—while the vets unpack the Hot Crazy Matrix (fun zone for flings, unicorn zone for myths, danger zone for keying your Kia). Awkward trans tales, puberty pantsings, breakup blues ("I broke up to level up—smart kid!"), and prez picks cap this chaotic confab. "Hot chicks drop F-bombs like confetti—love it!" Pro tip: Make your bed, not your regrets. Birthday roasts for Kid's 50th: "Grandma was a maniac!" Legacy laughs forever. Show Notes: Diddy Dirt: Baby oil orgies, poison plots, Tootsie-sized scandals. Gen-Z Glow-Up: Politics? Meh. Self-love > likes. Hot Crazy 101: Matrix mastery—date zone or bust. Pubes & Politics: Locker room lore meets prez parades.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2284: Plaster Casts, Foot Fiascos, and 50 Shades of Gray Pubes"
05/21/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2284: Plaster Casts, Foot Fiascos, and 50 Shades of Gray Pubes"
Episode 2284 - In this birthday bash prelude, host Kid A.G. and the Legendary Hat Trick plunge headfirst into the abyss of vintage porn horrors—think John Holmes humping a mall penny horse like it's closing time, and a '70s skin flick where bikini babes plaster-cast a pool boy's schlong while tag-teaming his toes for a "keep it rigid" ritual that screams "kinkier than a pretzel orgy." They unpack go-to spank-bank scenarios, debate aging woes, and swoon over dark romance tomes where serial killers crochet sex swings with granny wisdom. Hat Trick's Hinge horror stories collide with Kid's Bull Durham interview prep, all capped by anthemic absurdity: a Trump banger belting "I'm gonna put some dick in" as the ultimate earworm of earworms. Zero regrets, infinite boners—because nothing says "turning 50" like foot-fucking for science. Quick Notes: Porn Oddities: Penny-horse quickies, toe-banging plaster disasters, Bonnie Blue's Tesla temptress vibes, and a Jenna Jameson double-suck graph-fest. Kink Confessions: Getting-caught thrills, breeding unlocks, "daddy" drops, and the eternal quest for sober cunnilingus critiques (handicap for drunk ratings TBA). Life Larks: Gray-stripe beards from beaver buffets, undercut head-holds mid-BJ, Hinge cougar chaos, and sex-swing salvation for creaky knees. Pop Picks: Benson Boone's goat-bleat remix hate, Bull Durham trope mastery, and a plea for Ariana Kettle-corn nudes (send help, Freddy).
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Goin' Deep Show 2283: Coffee Enemas, MAGA Jesus, & Trump's Cheeto Prophecy
05/20/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2283: Coffee Enemas, MAGA Jesus, & Trump's Cheeto Prophecy
Episode 2283 - Hosts Kid A.G. and El Pres discuss ridiculous wellness hacks, and political hot takes that hit harder than a bad colonoscopy prep. In this episode, we go deep on butt-brewed caffeine highs, explosive TV penises, nostalgic '80s comedy bangers, and why Trump's 100-day "celebration" feels like a national circle-jerk. Special guests Bronze Goddess and Erasure crash the mic for epic debates on immigration pride, false prophets, and redneck knife-fights gone wrong. Plus, Piper the tiny terror pup steals the show with her humping antics. Why Listen? If you're over polished podcasts and crave real talk on wellness weirdness, TV turds, Trump tantrums, and America's ass-backwards priorities, this is your jam. Laugh, cringe, and question everything – because nothing's sacred when you're goin' deep.
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Goin' Deep Show: 2282: Thank God for Smurf Porn
05/19/2025
Goin' Deep Show: 2282: Thank God for Smurf Porn
A wild ride through Michigan's ice storm wreckage, Trump's tariff threats on your favorite foreign porn flicks (RIP German bangers), and the Legendary Hat Trick's epic Smurfette gangbang tale that'll haunt your dreams—in the best way. From vasectomy regrets to "Make Michigan Canada Again" troll petitions, Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick roast politics, porn, parenting fails, and priestly altar romps. Nostalgia hits hard with cassette comebacks and 103-year-old strippers, while celeb crushes (Pedro Pascal supremacy) and Mobland mania close the deal. It's filthy, furious, and funnier than Gargamel's blue balls. Pour a Four Loko, hit play, and pray for no tariffs on your smut stash. What We're Diving Into: Spam schlong scares & Four Loko flashbacks Ice storm tree carnage: Michigan's frozen apocalypse Trump tariffs: Hollywood hits, porn peril, & "Never say never" to Canada Smurf porn legend: Blue paint, tag-teams, & Gargamel's grand entrance Fetish confessions: Van Viagra dreams, double-vaj, & anal ASMR OnlyFans economics: Mattress actresses & "We could be millionaires" Nostalgia overload: Cassettes rising, granny strippers, & Belichick's potato boo Kid chaos: Teen dating disasters, sneaking out, & high school heartbreak Politics pitchforks: Alcatraz idiocy, election rants, & "Shine, motherfuckers!" clip "Make Michigan Canada" troll petition Religion & sex: Priest smut, taboo control, & altar action Vasectomy volleys: Seed-slinging vs. worry-free dumps Celeb crushes & Mobland spoilers: Tom Hardy, Pedro Pascal, & vampire raunch
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Goin' Deep Show 2281: The Raw-Dog Reality
05/18/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2281: The Raw-Dog Reality
Episode 2281 - Tech fumbles, wild booze hacks, '80s sexcapade confessions, and a riotous 20th-anniversary fest blowout. Remote setup with in-studio chaos, heavy husky breaths from scene-stealer Maximus, and tangents that twist like a pretzel at a kegger. It's your weekly dose of, ridiculous: politics punk'd, midlife moans, and enough NSFW nostalgia to make your grandma blush (or high-five). Podcast Plug & Booze Buzz: Shoutout to newborn Get Bent with Vince Skinwell—Snag it on Apple Podcasts. Cocktail inspo: Peanut butter whiskey + Dr. Pepper for PBJ vibes. Political Punch-Out Supreme: Trump as "Kim Cheeto Jong" gets eviscerated—from Amazon price-tag sabotage COVID Cringe & Daily Dread: Marking five years since bleach-injection brilliance (full audio cringe-fest included). Boosters still haunting family chats. 80s Fest Glow-Up: Epic recap of the rock 'n' roll rager—Kid in Jose Canseco jersey mobbed by fans ("forearm bashed... 'Jose, Jose'"), Billy Idol lookalikes, Crocodile Dundee, Cheech & Chong duos, and "Addicted to Love" sirens. Aging Like Fine(ish) Wine & Yard Wars: Bifocal battles, driving halos ("Too much alcohol"), and tendonitis from batting practice ("Pop some painkillers and do some fucking drinking"). Turning 50? "Send cards, gifts... or just a lot of fucking booze to Goin' Deep ARP's membership. NSFW Nirvana: Toys, Tales & Thirst Traps: Electric toothbrush "vibes" gone hilariously wrong ("Get down on my knees... ah, ah, ah—just like a fucking vibrator"). Women's toy paradise (rabbits! dragons!) vs. guys' creepy stigma ("If we have anything extra, we're creeps as fuck").
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Goin' Deep Show 2280: Titties, Transitions, and Tesla Tumbles
05/17/2025
Goin' Deep Show 2280: Titties, Transitions, and Tesla Tumbles
Episode 2280 - Kid A.G. and in-studio sidekick Jaybird plunge balls-deep into dude-bro delirium: roasting ballet's plus-size twirls as "cushion for pushing," drooling over Sydney Sweeney's Instagram assets (warning: NSFW distractions ahead), and sparking an AI-fueled gender brawl where Tim Allen's stand-up wisdom meets pussy power supremacy. From glitter "divorce dust" date defenses and Kinky Kelly's biblical bathroom bombshells to Tesla drunk-drive drone drama, woolly mammoth what-ifs, and a savage baseball breakdown—complete with Javi Baez's pool-noodle flops and umpire perfection—plus a sneak peek at Kid's snarky AI spin-off Get Bent, this one's a gut-punch of tits, transitions, and Tiger Stadium therapy. Crack a Bud Light, rub what ails ya, and dive in—because what else are we gonna do but itch our balls and yell at the highlights? "What are we doing? We're looking at tits and talking about baseball. What the fuck else do you think we're going to do? Come on now." Tubby's Roast: Ballet bloat backlash; fitness fails & bony bang regrets. Celeb Stalk: Sydney Sweeney IG deep-dive – "Jumpy jumpers!" Combative Mode feat. Aura: Gender swaps, serial killers, Tim Allen takedowns, pussy power. Dude Dispatches: Jaybird's blind-date blues; glitter "divorce dust" defense. Wisdom & Weirdos: Old lady zingers; poop pranks; Kinky Kelly's Bible baptism. Tech Terrors: Tesla crash drone drama; woolly mammoth what-ifs. Baseball Bonfire: Judge's delay, A's empty seats, PED idiocy, Spin-Off Sneak: Get Bent with Vince Skinwell – Javi flops & urine influencers. Barf Bags: Hangover hikes; bathroom sword-fights; Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" revival.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2239: Kid A.G.’s Ass Seats and Snatch Lizards
04/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2239: Kid A.G.’s Ass Seats and Snatch Lizards
Episode 2239 – Get ready to nut, you pervs—The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let’s rip this shit open! Kid’s creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. “More farts than a bean burrito binge!” Hat Trick’s whining about a two-month dick drought—poor baby’s back on white meat with a ginger and a grease monkey. Threesome dreams? Sookie’s sister’s Double D’s crash the party, and Sookie’s pissed her linebacker tits got outdone by a safety. Google saves the day—boob chart supremacy, bitches! Masturbation’s the real MVP—Hat Trick’s HD phone-and-vibe sesh is a public service, while Kid’s sweating his raisin balls and HD porn obsession. Phenom’s just chilling, probably stroking his beard. Then bam—Episode 900 clip: Hat Trick’s getting railed from table to stove, pans clanging, luggage involved. “SportsCenter wishes it was this wet!” Sookie’s snatch-eating threesome’s still on the table—someone get her drunk! Hat Trick’s hunting her lizard piercing, Phenom’s mute, and Kid’s ready to bar-hop. Email studio@goingdeepshow.com, hit 8hole.com, and crank one out to 2015’s finest. Spring’s horny—deal with it! Listen in Go Deep. Shownotes: The Going Deep Show – Episode 2239: Retro Rewind of Episode 1270 Original Air Date: April 6, 2015 Rewind Release Date: April 6, 2025 Hosts: Kid A.G., Hat Trick, Martial Arts Phenom Tagline: "Tiger Stadium seats, titty stress relief, and HD jerk-off superpowers!"
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Goin’ Deep Show 2238: Cereal Sin & Church Pew Chaos
04/06/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2238: Cereal Sin & Church Pew Chaos
Episode 2238 – Kid A.G., Don Tang, and Pooty Tang are your guides to a springtime shitshow of beeriods, barf, and ballsy chaos. Let’s dive in, degenerates. It’s 2013, and Kid’s fumbling mics while Don’s live, yelling “Let’s do this!” Pooty’s “Hi” is pure bait—cute, but she’s no saint. They’re chugging Giant Slayer and 12% Zombie Killer, because Michigan winters demand booze-fueled fuckery. Kid’s stuffed on El Mexicano, Don and Pooty confess to fruit and string cheese—drunk toddler vibes, confirmed. Shit gets wild: Kid’s dog sniffs his nuts mid-dry hump, Don’s pup eats cat shit (“Protein!”), and St. Paddy’s leaves ‘em puking black—blood or booze, per Nurse Pooty. Social media’s popping— @DonaldPTang’s tweeting porn star buttholes, Kid’s shilling Wunderlist, and peanut butter Cinnamon Toast Crunch has him raging for chocolate dust. General Mills, you listening? Kid drops Django’s N-bombs to piss off snowflakes, nearly punches a chick while Muppet-dancing, and dreams of church pew blowjobs—Californication style. Don pitches fucking on Mecca’s box during prayer. Pooty’s panty drawer’s fair game, but her Mason-Jizm line’s “above the head.” Beeriod—runny shits post-bender—debuts, and Don’s Alaskan Fire Dragon (syphilis scare, jizz-out-the-nose BJ) steals the show. Final words? Don: “Swallow.” Pooty: “Bye.” Kid plugs porn.tumblr.com and Shoninzo’s hospital bed. Call 206-202-DEEP, hit thegds.com for that millionth download (butt-crack undies prize!), and follow @DonaldPTang for filth. Spring’s here—get sloppy. Original Release Date: April 5, 2013
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Goin’ Deep Show 2237: Caught Between a Bar Bitch and a Dumbass
04/04/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2237: Caught Between a Bar Bitch and a Dumbass
Episode 2237 – We’re back in studio with El Pres for an episode that bitch slaps harder than your fucking ex’s dumbass drama at last call. From pelvic floor gadgets that sound more like alien tech to rumors about a brawl with an old lady, this one spirals into the usual Goin’ Deep Show chaos. What else would you expect from these retards. We’re talking: • Drone guy filming naked trippers on 15th Street • Facebook nosiness gone wild • Rewriting MLB history again with new rule tweaks • March Madness bracket wars • Relationship expectations vs. reality • When your ex thinks your work party invite includes her • Strippers in hoodies, drunk walking races, and weaponized gossip And of course… the big takeaway: “If I see it, I’ll say it. If I hear it, I’ll repeat it. If you don’t like it… don’t be dumb in public.” Full throttle honesty, zero filters. This one’s not safe for brunch with grandma.
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Goin’ Deep Show 2236: Steroids, Stats & Shoving Cheerleaders Off Dugouts
04/03/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2236: Steroids, Stats & Shoving Cheerleaders Off Dugouts
Episode 2236 – Kid A.G. and Jay go hard on what used to be America’s pastime before it got turned into a high-speed, overproduced dance party with cheerleaders, nets, and analytics nerds running the show. In this ep, we’re calling out: ⚾️ The Yankees’ real ring count (spoiler: it might just be two) 💉 The steroid era’s impact — and who belongs in the damn Hall of Fame 📱 Why baseball stadiums used to feel like temples and now feel like TikTok hellscapes 📈 The statistical sabotage of the game and the nerds who never played but ruin everything 👨👩👧👦 How baseball became “American Bandstand” for attention-deficit generations 📼 Memories of Tiger Stadium, the crack of the bat, and the soul of a sport being stripped away 🏟️ Ideas to fix the mess — like BP tickets, doubleheaders, and getting cheerleaders off the damn dugouts Also: – Jay finally admits he’s waited too long to make a move and delivers the lesson of the day: If you see a chance, take it. – Kid pitches one of the most genius fan experience ideas MLB will never implement because it makes too much damn sense. – And yes, the guys reflect on just how hard Cal Ripken Jr. must have been built to never take a day off. Respect. This one’s a love letter to baseball before it got glitter-bombed. No apologies. Just truth, passion, and enough f-bombs to make Joe West blush.
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Goin’ Deep ‘Show 2235: Nets, Nerds, and the Monte Carlo Love Affair
04/02/2025
Goin’ Deep ‘Show 2235: Nets, Nerds, and the Monte Carlo Love Affair
Episode 2235 – Baseball’s back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they’re not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one’s for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts. The boys go hard on: ⚾️ The destruction of baseball’s soul via nerds with iPads ⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed ⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases ⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium ⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today’s stats-juiced era But it doesn’t stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You’ll never look at your gas tank the same way again. Even more bullshit: • Rants about exit velocity and “shit nerd stats” • Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival • Philosophizing over generational change • Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects • JayBird’s continuing relationship rollercoaster • Kid’s unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food It’s angry. It’s brutally honest. It’s Goin’ Deep, baby. Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird
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Goin’ Deep Show 2234: The Dilemma & Diarrhea Jones”
04/01/2025
Goin’ Deep Show 2234: The Dilemma & Diarrhea Jones”
Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird’s back on the mic trying to sort out his “Do I cross the line?” friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand. And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones. Life’s messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says “Let’s keep it classy” like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too. Topics include: • Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate • Should you risk a friendship for romance? • ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk • When your wife becomes a roommate • AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology • Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened) Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird Cameo by: ChatGPT Listen in. Go Deep!
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