Globe Hell Warning

hellworld politics filtered through the sardonic guillotine of @rappin4safety and @josiahhughes

episode 93: Emotional Labour 04/27/2022

episode 93: Emotional Labour Things are getting so crazy out there. *audience: how crazy are they?* well on the one hand you've got a labour shortage, and on the other hand you've got way too many people performing emotional labour. so why don't we put them together? let's dig a ditch with our feelings and pave the roads with white male tears. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22929536

Episode 92: World Wide William 04/20/2022

Episode 92: World Wide William All the world is a stage and you're a player, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark. So is to be or not to be? Is that the question? Or are you too busy acting like a Romeo to prosper(o)? What if we could all unlock our World Wide William? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22854233

Episode 91: Culm 04/13/2022

Episode 91: Culm Another Globe Hell Podcasting World First! The Calm app has good intentions, but its wrapped in the typical techno late capitalism hell word dumpster fire of any other app. What if there was a leftist app to help you sleep and destress? CULM /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22784405

Episode 90: The Internal Toilet 04/06/2022

Episode 90: The Internal Toilet We only use 10% of our bodies and the other 90% is water. Meanwhile, everytime we flush the toilet we turn clean water nasty and then waste it. What if we used our own bodies to pee and poo into? The Internal Toilet Theory. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22702055

Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours 03/30/2022

Episode 89: The Same 24 Hours Everyday is the same for everyone with 24 hours. What if there were a way so that even more hours than 24 could be in a 24 hour day without making the day longer? Would your day be longer or would you just freeze? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22623176

Episode 88: The Money Doctor 03/16/2022

Episode 88: The Money Doctor Everytime you go to the doctor they take a look at your bad knee and say you need this medication for your rashes. What if they looked at your financial health and perscribe MONEY. Not just Doctor say Money Doctor. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22474055

Episode 87: Books VS Phones 03/09/2022

Episode 87: Books VS Phones Ever since the Bible people have been reading and writing books...that is until the internet came along and they started making posts. So which one is better? One is paper and the other is wires. Okay, so lets choose one. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22395767

Episode 86: Love Bombing 03/02/2022

Episode 86: Love Bombing World War 3 may be approaching, but there is another type of bombing that is ruining lives and its called LOVE BOMBING. Saying too much nice stuff. How would you combat this? What if someone tells you your new haircut looks good? What if someone started cutting his hair during the episode and through off the entire vibe. IDK. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22311641

Episode 85: Maintain Globe 02/23/2022

Episode 85: Maintain Globe Our show is about Globe Hell Warning but what even is a globe? It looks like a round map but it isn't one and its shaped like the same as our planet. So what are we going to do about that? Find out on this episode of our podcast. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22233722

Episode 84: Honk for Freedom 02/16/2022

Episode 84: Honk for Freedom They said there was a "honkin' protest" in Canada but I didn't know it was that big. Anyway apparently honking your horn works so even if you're not evil right wing guy you should use your horn to protest. There are no jokes about being "horny" in this episode. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22158509

Episode 83: Kissing 02/09/2022

Episode 83: Kissing Have you ever kissed and did it feel good? Did you fall in love or just get horny? Kissing is really good for you, but sometimes we don't do it enough. So why don't we do it and I'm not talking about kissing my ass. xDxDxDxD /episode/index/show/globehell/id/22078217

Episode 82: Digging Holes 02/02/2022

Episode 82: Digging Holes We've all heard of digging a hole to China, but what if we dug a hole to wherever we want? The hole can deliver our goods and services. Wait, to do this wouldn't you need Avengers Level Tech? Probably, but hear us out. Iron Man Tony Stark... /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21998006

Episode 79: Verified People 01/26/2022

Episode 79: Verified People What is Blue? A color or a check mark? What if human beings on the street had check marks like on Twitter and Tik Tok? Would you be more or less likely to kill them? Would you respect them and trust their expertise or just shoot them? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21905165

Episode 80: Legal Battles 01/19/2022

Episode 80: Legal Battles Have you seen the news? Drake is being sued. Ninja may sue Pokimane. All these battles...in court. But what if we removed them from court and did real battles instead of fake? A legal battle becomes a Legal Battle... /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21824996

Episode 79: Quiet Reflections 01/12/2022

Episode 79: Quiet Reflections Time and time again we have tried to innovate podcasting. Today we do it again with the first ever SILENT PODCAST. Josiah and Drew came together to spend an hour in silent reflection to reflect on everything we've done and everything we plan to do. Join us on our journey... /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21754124

Episode 78: Raygunomics 01/05/2022

Episode 78: Raygunomics There are many homes that are empty that people could live in. Why not let the unhoused live there? But what if that meant you couldn't have a second or third vacation home? Is it worth it? Maybe there is a better option to shrink all issue and nothing about it will be sexual. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21687080

Episode 77: World Wide War 12/22/2021

Episode 77: World Wide War War is a terrible thing, it makes me sad panda, but at the same time there are a lot of good things about war like how the economy becomes better to make bombs faster. So what if we went to war and the economy was sooooo good after? Would it be worth it? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21573617

Episode 76: World Wide Retreat 12/15/2021

Episode 76: World Wide Retreat Some people are always saying "charge!" but what if instead you said "retreat"? Go to an island or something and we'll all hang out and do team building activities. Take off your socks and take some psychedelics, we're about to suck on your toes. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21495827

Episode 75: Hipster Hunter 12/08/2021

Episode 75: Hipster Hunter The worlds most peaceful days are when we all have a common enemy like in WW2. These days there are so many enemies, so its hard to have a single common one, which makes me sad panda :(. But what if we created a new common enemy to search and destroy? Would that make me feel better? To take someones life? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21420860

Episode 74: Invincible House 12/01/2021

Episode 74: Invincible House What will you do when a landslide or meteor hits your house or apartment? Will it still be there after, or will it be smashed? How do we build a new house without contributing further to climate change? Would you live in a house made of weed? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21340544

Episode 73: Make It Make Sense 11/24/2021

Episode 73: Make It Make Sense The world is such a strange and scary place right now and really nobody knows what the hell to do. Maybe we should all lay down and let cars park on us. Or maybe we should as Mr. MIMS to Make It Make Sense again! Or do we need to [redacted] David Byrne? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21274025

Episode 72: WWideas 11/17/2021

Episode 72: WWideas Haven't we done an episode about ideas? Have we? Is this the same episode? What about when you have no ideas? A four four beat and more, bass and drums? I have no ideas. :/ /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21195698

Episode 71: World Wide Watercooler 11/10/2021

Episode 71: World Wide Watercooler We're living in a new world where covid-19 makes us work from home and we can't hang out at the water cooler. But what if there was a new way to use water cooler as a place to gather and share our collected experiences? What kind of instruments can be made out of a water jug? A bass obviously, but what else? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21121616

Episode 70: Meta World Peace 11/03/2021

Episode 70: Meta World Peace Mark Zuckerberg introduced the world to Meta, a new type of Facebook located high above us in the sky. But what if there was already a Meta Verse already created that we could use to enter and create a second life and create endless World Peace? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/21038750

Episode 69: Swarm Army 10/27/2021

Episode 69: Swarm Army We've heard all about drones (and I'm not talking Bees hahaha) in the army but even if they save pilots lives they are made of metal and plastic so global warming. But what if we could organically gush out our own little army of cream tadpoles to swarm our enemies...? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20958551

Episode 68: World Wide Chain 10/20/2021

Episode 68: World Wide Chain Because of one link of chain theory our global supply chain has broken down. We will not be able to get our kids gifts this Christmas. But what if we could streamline the chain into something more powerful? An arrow flies through the air at such great speed it can go straight through a human beings body. So why not something like that instead of chain? Okay /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20881178

Episode 67: Free University Degree World Wide No Tuition Diploma 10/13/2021

Episode 67: Free University Degree World Wide No Tuition Diploma Going to college is so expensive my balls are being squeezed for cash, but going to a fake diploma milf is too illegal. What if you could legally print your own verified Free University Degree World Wide No Tuition Diploma with the Globehell Stamp of Approval? Would this be worth going in debt for? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20807732

Episode 66: World Wide Mutual Aid DIY Delivery Service 10/06/2021

Episode 66: World Wide Mutual Aid DIY Delivery Service Millenials and zoomers suffer from too much depression and anxiety so they have to use apps to order food. Meanwhile, you can't order food without using these apps because restaurants have got rid of their delivery drivers. What if you could knock on your neighbors door and they would deliver food for you? A new sense of community... /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20734277

True Crime Podcast 09/29/2021

True Crime Podcast Each and everyday dozens of crimes are committed. The police don't give a damn or are too incompetent, meanwhile FBI CIA are up to some stuff you don't want to know about (very bad). So who's gonna solve the crimes? Drew and Josiah. /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20645066

Episode 64: Urkel Based Morality 09/22/2021

Episode 64: Urkel Based Morality Kids these days watch youtube and TikTok today, how are they supposed to form a coherent moral philosophy that will act as their ethical compass? All they know is to invest stocks and smile to attract. Remember TGIF on ABC? Do you think we could learn something from the past? /episode/index/show/globehell/id/20564576

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