The Great Chameleon War

Welcome to the Nesting Zone: a surreal rim of jungle around Mt. Tahoma prowled by transdimensional reptiles. The Amanuensis catalogues his expedition up the volcano slope and records stories of explorers caught in the evolving dreamscape. Paleo-mythic lizard pyromancy. Blood whisper secrets. Carnivorous astronauts. Cursed poem hallucinations. Staying sane is not an option: a fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom - rated M for mature.

Ep10 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B 07/14/2021

Ep10 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B Episode 10: Without a Night Light You’ll Have Bad Dreams :: Side B /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/19812137

E09 Camarón que se Duerme se lo Lleva la Corriente 06/17/2021

E09 Camarón que se Duerme se lo Lleva la Corriente Cube water baby transmutation – cursed poems - forbidden tableaux – skull measurements – precambrain stromatalites – catastrophic mine failure – coffee ration socialism – counterpoint to heaven. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/19515200

XX//:: The Tide Will Erase All :: Say Goodbye to the Sky 06/14/2021

XX//:: The Tide Will Erase All :: Say Goodbye to the Sky The Tide Will Erase All :: Book One of the Singularity Playtime Saga Written by the creator of The Great Chameleon War (oh hey, that's me!) I'm so excited to finally be able to share this with you. The story that ended up giving birth to the weirdness of The Great Chameleon War starts here, ends here, sits in the eye of a dolphin washed ashore so very, very far away from home. About: A dream apocalypse known as the Mouth of God has eaten the stars and infected earth with toxic miracles. A young girl named Robot, a few surviving children, and an astronomer journey to contact the plant’s last telescope to weaponize reality itself. Releasing July 13th. Pre-order now: Cover art by /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/19462241

E08 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A 06/03/2021

E08 Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A Episode 08: Without a Nightlight You'll Have Bad Dreams :: Side A /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/19347542

E07 Nova Primordia :: Side B 05/20/2021

E07 Nova Primordia :: Side B A lighthouse keeper on fire - a telescope - a true recollection of a memory - neo extinction - high speed accident - the queen of all astronauts - the end of the parade. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/19179770

E06 Nova Primordia :: Side A 05/06/2021

E06 Nova Primordia :: Side A The gates of heaven gnawed by a reptile - a museum riddled with careless youth - a people eating vehicle - how deep can you see yourself inside yourself? - because I want you to know that I can see further. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/18998288

INCOMING TRANSMISSION :: SEASON 02 MAY 6TH :: PREPARE YOUR BLOOD 04/20/2021

INCOMING TRANSMISSION :: SEASON 02 MAY 6TH :: PREPARE YOUR BLOOD The Great Chameleon War returns on May 6th with episodes airing bimonthly on Thursdays. Episodes release early on Patreon: /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/18791618

E05 Still Life with Sumatra Mandheling, Table & Coaster 07/14/2020

E05 Still Life with Sumatra Mandheling, Table & Coaster A coffee mug. A table. A coaster. The sum total of heaven forcing you to forget everyone you’ve ever loved - their form - their caress - that they were ever in your life at all. Oh no. No way. Oh no. A cave. A paleontologist. A substance. A gateway. An intrauterine memory incarnate. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15198101

E04 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side B 07/14/2020

E04 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side B A paleolithic tapir. A bat. A ripping in your chest with a gaping spring day sinkhole (and a poor sheep lost to its depths). Cursed lover rabbit phobia. Storytime: summer camp - a horse - a waterfall - stealing one of god’s miracles: constellations rain their lies upon the garden. A coffin. Extravehicular mobility suits in flames. All things eaten. Even the giraffe. Hallucinogenic saliva brain cannibalism - a fissure through the real. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15198062

E03 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side A 07/14/2020

E03 The Bat in the Ermine Cape :: Side A Intercosmic terror digestion that I won’t waste time describing the gore of here. A note: carnivorous astronauts will come for you, eventually. A planetarium greenhouse where all constellations are lies - just like your night sky. Forbidden sin theatre stage that has eaten all the actors - left behind a botanical wonderland. A new explorer. Storytime: fire - Godzilla - a winged mammal that has come to curse your ex-lover. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15198014

E02 The Whaler :: Side B 07/14/2020

E02 The Whaler :: Side B Discarded maritime architecture. Dead dog in the marsh. The Whaler - severed feet - midden of marine creatures. A-A-A-A-A- CURSED RELIC OF CHILDHOOD IMMOLATED. The Mount Tahoma Magic Show Begins: Missiles and confetti poppers. Blood heaven baptism vomit. Can you see it? The Golden Wolf has tasted your blood. It is all my fault. And for that I am proud. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15197954

E01 The Whaler :: Side A 07/14/2020

E01 The Whaler :: Side A A plastic pterosaur toy. Subterranean hominids shear their arms off - paint a lizard skull red - bite salamanders. A rim of tropic glacial paradise known as the Nesting Zone: a neo nursery for mythic reptiles and dream explorer legends - one they call The Whaler. The first Great Chameleon emergence. The birthplace of all oceans. /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15197909

Welcome to the Nesting Zone 06/29/2020

Welcome to the Nesting Zone The Great Chameleon War premiers with 5 episodes on July 14th. You’ll follow the Amanuensis as he crawls through a landscape of cursed dreams and titanic reality-altering reptiles. As the self-appointed storyteller of the Nesting Zone - he catalogs his ascent up the volcano slope along with the myths, legends, and stories of other explorers surviving the hallucinatory jungle colonizing Mt. Tahoma. Staying sane is not an option. A fiction podcast by Justin Hellstrom: visit thegreatchameleonwar.com for more /episode/index/show/greatchameleonwar/id/15012818

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