Drunkenly dissecting horror movies. They're coming to get you.....a drink.
info_outline Hammered Horror 41: Gremlins 12/19/2016
Hammered Horror 41: Gremlins Join the podcast team that can frequently be found for sale down chinatown and who always avoid sunlight as they celebrate the festive season with one of the great marriages of Christmas and Horror; GREMLINS! What tangents await? which trivia is mangled? Did Hitlers iCloud account get hacked? Download before midnight to find out!
info_outline Hammered Horror 40: Quantum Leap 10/31/2016
Hammered Horror 40: Quantum Leap Theorising that one could podcast within their own lifetime, Mr Paul and Mr Ash refilled their glasses and talked... It's the final episode of our four part Halloween TV Special! And we're looking at a sinister episode of time travel TV Series Quantum Leap! Who is Sam there to Save? Why does anyone realistically need to own a black Mamba? And why does that Stevie kid seem so familiar? Some of these questions may be answered as the intrepid twosome hope that the next leap will be the leap home...
info_outline Hammered Horror 39: Diagnosis Murder 10/28/2016
Hammered Horror 39: Diagnosis Murder It's part 3 of the 4 part Hammered Horror Halloween Special and for this episode we're back in the realm of daytime mild peril with a spooky episode of DIAGNOSIS: MURDER, with the Van Dykenamic duo of Dick and Barry as they get those 'Bela Lugosi Blues'. Caution: May contain actual vampire.
info_outline Hammered Horror 38: Bergerac 10/27/2016
Hammered Horror 38: Bergerac When people think of hard edged gritty world renowned police drama they think of one name: Bergerac. When Mr Paul and Mr Ash think of Bergerac they think of questionable accents, Geoff Capes, and the mysterious allure of the enigma that is John Nettles. Oh, and a giant invisible killer bird. Probably.
info_outline Hammered Horror 37: Murder She Wrote 10/26/2016
Hammered Horror 37: Murder She Wrote Hammered Horror kicks off a 4-part halloween special by delving into the murder capital of the USA: Cabot Cove, and it's own personal Grim Reaper: Jessica Fletcher. Join Mr Paul and Mr Ash as they try and work out who is taking the fall for her evil crimes and why you never see Paul McCartney and Angela Lansbury in the same place.
info_outline Hammered Horror 36: The Curse of the Werewolf 07/27/2016
Hammered Horror 36: The Curse of the Werewolf Welcome fiends. Impossibly hairy, with drool dripping from a yawning maw, Ash can't be with us this time. So please join Paul and Martyn as they embark on a four part werewolf series, beginning with 1961's "The Curse of the Werewolf".
info_outline Hammered Horror 35: Spookies 05/24/2016
Hammered Horror 35: Spookies Funny old game, Horror movies... a game of two halves. This is especially true in the case of SPOOKIES from 1986. Mr Paul and Mr Ash put their heads together to unravel what sort of child expects a birthday party in an abandoned mansion, exactly how old are our protagonists meant to be, and who exactly shot what and where?
info_outline Hammered Horror Vodkast: Jason Voorhees isn't EVIL! 05/13/2016
Hammered Horror Vodkast: Jason Voorhees isn't EVIL! Hello fiends! Just a quick note to say that the first episode of our new Vodkast is live and available on YouTube: , if you have time to check it out it'd be really appreciated, as would any feedback or comments you can offer. Thanks again, Ash
info_outline Hammered Horror: Newscast 3rd March 2016 03/03/2016
Hammered Horror: Newscast 3rd March 2016 It's another newscast! Although given the amount of time it took Ash to edit this it could be considered more of a news retrospective. Regardless the Hammered Boys get together in Pauls bedroom and ruffle the sheets to uncover stories about Hellraiser, unwanted Rings and plastic tat. Paul also reviews some films and Ash talks about his recent encounters with a pair of zombie titles.
info_outline Hammered Horror 33: The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires 02/08/2016
Hammered Horror 33: The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires Just in time for the Chinese New Year, Mr Paul and Mr Ash return to travel to distant lands in search of The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires. Can P-Cush save the day? What of his Sons burgeoning removal van empire? And will Ash ever get over Chunking?
info_outline Hammered Horror 32: Rare Exports 12/24/2015
Hammered Horror 32: Rare Exports Mr Paul and Mr Ash find some Christmas cheer and return to the Hammered House to record an episode just in time for the most jolly time of year. Pull up a yule log and warm your ballsacks by the open fire as we leave for Finland in search of RARE EXPORTS.
info_outline Hammered Horror 31: The Blob 11/15/2015
Hammered Horror 31: The Blob Can collecting hobo Mr Paul and mulleted rebel without a clue Mr Ash return to tackle a Frank Darabont masterpiece! No, not the one with the zombies, the one with The Blob, which is called... The Blob. We take a look at this vastly underrated remake which shows that even in the late 1980s, the USA was still terrified of communists.
info_outline Hammered Horror 30: Jaws The Revenge 09/11/2015
Hammered Horror 30: Jaws The Revenge Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water; Mr Ash is joined this week by Tony Giles of Shipping Records and The Damn Fine Podcast to avoid discussing Jaws: The Revenge as much as possible. Michael Caines acting career, vinyl, soundtracks, other shark movies and the novelisation all take precedence over the actual film.
info_outline Hammered Horror 29: They Live 08/19/2015
Hammered Horror 29: They Live The unrequited bromance that is Mr Paul and Mr Ash return once again to pay tribute to the Rowdy one, Roddy Piper. No coconut will go uncracked or kilt unlifted as they remove the subliminal coating from John Carpenters cinematic counter-commercialism piece 'They Live'.
info_outline Hammered Horror 28: The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue 07/27/2015
Hammered Horror 28: The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue It has often been said that up North, it is grim. That was especially true during the 1970s, what with all the trouble at mill, three day week and of course, the zombies. Join Paul and guest host Martyn as they don flat caps and travel back to this golden era of Northern England as they watch "The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue".
info_outline Hammered Horror 27: Horror Express 07/09/2015
Hammered Horror 27: Horror Express Mr Paul and Mr Ash are ready to punch your ticket on board the Horror Express. Join the dynamic duo as they discuss one of the films that united the Gentlemen of Horror; the original gangster Peter Cushing and the moustached wonder that is Christopher Lee as they fight a zombie alien monkey... thing. Also, Telly Savalas turns up. Who loves ya baby!
info_outline Hammered Horror 26: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island 06/11/2015
Hammered Horror 26: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island Ruh Roh! Paul and Ash scramble on board the Pisstery Machine and head on down to N'awlins with Scooby and the Gang to investigate the mystery of Moonscar Island. Does Scooby have worms? Will we ever know the joys of Big Mona? Where do all these giant hairballs keep coming from? None of these questions may be answered as we spend some time down on the bayou. Zoinks.
info_outline Hammered Horror 21: The Stuff 03/05/2015
Hammered Horror 21: The Stuff We're not dead yet! We've worked out our timezones, our Skypes and our drinking choices so we're back for our first episode of 2015 where we tackle Larry Cohens 'The Stuff'. It's delicious, it's fat free, it's a terrible film!