Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves

Hosts and severe head trauma survivors, Joshua Citrak and Jeffery Lewis kick back and riff on a broad range of topics unencumbered by their actual knowledge of them (A.K.A. they talk hella shit). They tell personal stories, promote self-reflection, torture metaphors, misquote famous people, call bullshit, smell like weed, play music by indie artists, host kick-ass guests and never fail to get a kiss on their cheek from your momma.

Ep.143 "Sweet Home Alabama" 03/10/2024

Ep.143 "Sweet Home Alabama" We discuss: Being broke AF at 50 when everybody else thinks you're rich, gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today, Caitline Clark's record breaking career, Take that, Nancy Pelosi, Give Reggie Bush back his Heisman, Dehumanizing Palestinians, Buying that big house means you have to keep it clean, Monarch Butterflies need to choose wisely and Look at me look cool in slow-mo while this music is playing. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/30307523

Ep.142 "Mopeds Raining out of the Sky" 01/07/2024

Ep.142 "Mopeds Raining out of the Sky" We talk: let's go bowling dude, nothing good happens after 10pm at the club, switching up our paranoias, Israel is fucking up, the 42 year old gradma with a belly ring, homesteading, resiliency, Dan Quayle vs Kamla Harris, it isn't a cheeseburger without bacon, don't blame me I voted for Jill Stein twice, we battle through interruptions, review 2023 and make predictions for 2024. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/29375278

Ep.141 "Hostage Negotiations" 12/18/2023

Ep.141 "Hostage Negotiations" We talk: Being hated by your family; constant, psychotic war; Catholic vs Protestant whisky; Bud Light is made by Bill Gates, nobody wants to go to the Playoffs, Waygu, women steal and not just hearts. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/29128878

Ep. 140 "The Late Great John Candy" 02/05/2023

Ep. 140 "The Late Great John Candy" We talk removing Daryl Hannah's butt, the 49ers lose, Resident Evil in VR, Horse shoe shaped houses and cargo containers full of weed and we try and stretch the episode until my wife comes home from Walmart. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/25834662

Ep. 139 "Catching Cases and Colds" 01/10/2023

Ep. 139 "Catching Cases and Colds" We talk coughing so hard phlem shoots out of your face, Happy Hanukkah, Born in East LA, getting stuck in the snow, World Cup, Die Hard death count, a Glock is basically recycled plastic and Joshua is sick AF. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/25536852

ep. 138 The Return of Clayton Bigsby 12/18/2022

ep. 138 The Return of Clayton Bigsby We talk Liver King, Wakanda Forever, FTX, Matt Tiabi, how to get away with anything, disgusting beer choices, deleting Tweets, try not to passout cause you might die of embarassment. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/25362594

Ep. 137 "Jesus Yeezus" 12/18/2022

Ep. 137 "Jesus Yeezus" We talk, the election, Joe Biden, send that shit to Ghana, Ye, South Dakota just says no, WhooAnon and riding strapped to Trader Joes. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/25362462

Ep. 135 "Hand Print Flowers and Macaroni Necklaces" 05/22/2022

Ep. 135 "Hand Print Flowers and Macaroni Necklaces" We talk screaming at tornados, kid memories, Mom's Day, beating Noah's ass, watering cans vs hoses, Will and Jada, Honey Do List, and Joshua drank way too much coffee before the show. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/23190638

Ep. 134 "Ride or Die or Crash N Burn" 04/11/2022

Ep. 134 "Ride or Die or Crash N Burn" We discuss, Will Smith doesn't have to swear to sell records, Unserious people running the country, Beef Supreme Court, Ant-Racist Gender Neutral Babies, People don't know what "literally" actually means, Bombs continue to fall, and Old Lew's gotta go. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/22760324

Ep. 133 "Thermonuclear N-Bomb" 03/23/2022

Ep. 133 "Thermonuclear N-Bomb" We discuss Daylight Savings, Tamale Lady, Spotify won't like this one either, Toting guns and misinformation, Rendering pork fat, 1997 Buick LeSabres, Gas, Grass or Ass, Hippies tying puppies to busses and for a few hours we forget about the war. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/22546724

Ep. 132 "Pour That Vodka Out for the Homies" 03/11/2022

Ep. 132 "Pour That Vodka Out for the Homies" We discuss, Stop sharing propaganda please, Cain Velasquez, Republicans buy sneakers too, Ukraine and are we really talking about a racist border guard while bombs are falling, Kennedy's Magic Bullet, No Fly Zones, We've seen this movie before - again, Express yourself and Old Lew loses his phone. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/22419164

Ep.131 "BLACCENT" 02/22/2022

Ep.131 "BLACCENT" We discuss: Randy Johnson's pigeon, Cancel Culture, Canadian Truckers, You don't have freedoms you have leeway, opting out of Black history, Whack-a-Mole, Which side of the bread does peanut butter go on and after the show Joshua has to supervise boo-boo patrol. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/22221824

Ep.130 "7 Degrees of Kosher Kevin Bacon" 02/09/2022

Ep.130 "7 Degrees of Kosher Kevin Bacon" We discuss: Spotify, Tupac and Tabitha Soren, taking the power out of words, free food, hospital bills, fuck the LA Rams, Canada's truckers, My Own Private Idaho, Old Lew says a certain word a bunch and Joe Rogan. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/22079819

Ep. 129 "Wish You Got COVID Worse" 01/25/2022

Ep. 129 "Wish You Got COVID Worse" We talk Go Niners, this is why people hate Californians, what pill is this? lips like cracklin, an only child is weird, unofficial mosquito sirens, reggae doesn't exist in the Midwest, indoor ducks and god's plan is for you to be an organ donor. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21896114

Ep. 128 "JKF NFT" 01/11/2022

Ep. 128 "JKF NFT" We talk about Ghislaine Maxwell trial - the elites are safe!, taking your temperature in Celsius, Down and to the Left, First You Get the Money..., where's my sleeping bag, nostalgic San Francisco food, Old Lew is not a light bulb taker, abandoned amusement parks, Portland still sucks, mother of the bride and Joshua worries about frozen water pipes. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21740738

Ep. 127 "We Could Use a Little Anti-Christ Nowadays" 12/31/2021

Ep. 127 "We Could Use a Little Anti-Christ Nowadays" We talk Joshua rolls on 22s, Go Root for the Jets, New Years Resolutions, 70% of Americans are fat, Easy-E documentary, the Drone-In-Chief, and we watch the 2006 Miami and FIU bench clearing brawl. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21634088

Ep. 126 "Fear of White People in a Confined Space" 12/25/2021

Ep. 126 "Fear of White People in a Confined Space" We are back in person and talk vax cards look fake AF, Free Tibet or Not, everything works out ok, misogynist trout, the left doesn't respect you as a person, The Dude Does not Abide, what kind of asshole wears camo? famous last words, requirements for a ride or die, Fuck the Cowboys and Old Lew gets up and gets Joshua a beer. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21598214

Ep. 125 "Tell Us What You Know, Melinda" 12/01/2021

Ep. 125 "Tell Us What You Know, Melinda" We talk Alec Baldwin, Kyle Rittenhouse, the gun must always go off, There's a Black Guy Running Down the Street, the guy who mowed people down is inconvenient, Ray Epps, Sophie's Choice, Joshua's man bun crush and the videos YouTube seems to think we like. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21341129

Ep. 123 "Lots and Lots of Jelly" 11/08/2021

Ep. 123 "Lots and Lots of Jelly" We talk Kyrie Irving and the insufferable NBA, Jon Gruden, Let's Go Brandon means the media lies to your face, Old Lew's proctologist, My Body My Choice, the dumber version of CNN, when did progressives become corporatists, America runs on small businesses and the state of the legal cannabis market looks terrible. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/21086150

Ep. 122 "Let's Go Brandon" 10/25/2021

Ep. 122 "Let's Go Brandon" We're back! We talk Missing White Woman Syndrome, healthcare is a right, but not for the unvaxxed, Australia is a prison colony, YouTube's stupid new rules about "misinformation," 20 years after 9/11- what has happened to us and Old Lew talks about becoming an empty nester. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/20933618

Ep. 121 "Grab it an Yank" 06/27/2021

Ep. 121 "Grab it an Yank" We talk about the dumbest thing Joshua has ever been suckered into, the best fire arm to party with, the day John Lennon was shot, gardening is fun and free, pulling ticks out of your kid's ear and Old Lew's face gets pixelated. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/19620923

Ep. 120 "Lew Eats the Cheesesteak" 06/01/2021

Ep. 120 "Lew Eats the Cheesesteak" We talk about Joshua almost dying and praying to Jesus for salvation, we confirm that we are not shooting rockets at Israel, Fentanyl is for the weak, bachelor pad refrigerators, mouthing off to the police, taking mushrooms, playing dominoes and listening to Cypress Hill and why the in the hell does world bow to China? /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/19317731

Ep. 119 "Sisterhood of the Nasty-ass Drawers" 04/14/2021

Ep. 119 "Sisterhood of the Nasty-ass Drawers" We discuss Iyanla Fix My Life, Hunters Point hip hop, Caron Nazario, Joshua's pants are heavy, we need to know if you are here to work, home grown, we've been micro-chipped and we take several pee breaks. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/18727664

Ep. 118 "What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?" 04/02/2021

Ep. 118 "What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?" We talk about Georgia, squeaky chairs, mass shootings... again, the Simpsons are racist, Ben Stiller is a genius, where are the Alphas, how much ammo do you have in your car, do not feed the Gremlin rum, and Joshua had a gang of people over to his house because Freedom. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/18582953

Ep.20117 "I'll Pray for You" 03/18/2021

Ep.20117 "I'll Pray for You" We talk RIP Marvin Hagler, Myers Leonard and the soft racism of Jewish slurs, nobody is talking about China, stimulus, kratom, SFUSD, Lowell High School and the racism of merit and Old Lew harasses Christians. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/18378293

Ep.116 "Olive Juice Quinella" 03/01/2021

Ep.116 "Olive Juice Quinella" We dump on Maine, talk nice girls, there are still kids in cages, degenerate gamblers, the weather in Texas, Obama's Secret Service, Back Street Boys, getting microchipped, giving the steal sign and Old Lew's kids ignore his texts on the regular. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/18146933

Ep. 115 "We're Not a Court of Law" 02/19/2021

Ep. 115 "We're Not a Court of Law" We talk about cold snaps, Tom Brady, Congress is political, getting mad, sweet baby Black Jesus, paying kids money, push lawn mowers and Joshua takes care of business while Old Lew rambles. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/18015578

Ep.114 "Double Mask or Double Birds?" 02/06/2021

Ep.114 "Double Mask or Double Birds?" We talk about truant kindergarteners, we're moving to Yemen, free ballin, where's the social equity in keeping cannabis illegal, vindictive librarians, so everything is fine now, right? hiding COVID statistics, Bush's color codes, the shoe is on the other foot and Old Lew Drinks a Guinness. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/17840225

Ep. 113 "Stealing AOC's Shoes" 01/20/2021

Ep. 113 "Stealing AOC's Shoes" We talk about banning speech you don't like, the right takes the left's bad ideas, it's Morphin Time, the FBI is reading your Facebook posts, you can see porn on Twitter, I don't know who needs to hear this but..., who's dumb and dumber?, cops arresting folks for Christmas parties, before the purps was white, $1,500 shotguns and we find out it's impossible to fly to Iceland. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/17625650

Ep. 112 "10,000 Mousetraps and a Box of Tacks" 01/10/2021

Ep. 112 "10,000 Mousetraps and a Box of Tacks" We talk the vaccine, Biden won't legalize it, Year of the Rat, Joshua's hoarding ammo, finding Christmas presents in January, they're all traitors, give the Jacksonville Jaguars a beating they'll never forget and have numerous interruptions from kids and poor audio equipment. /episode/index/show/hanginwitholdlew/id/17487383

Hangin with Old Lew *the podcast your momma loves

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