Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!

Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public 06/26/2025

Episode 652 - Keep Public Lands Public Here's an episode all about a whole lot of nonsense as well as a reminder to call you representatives and let them know that selling off public lands is a very very bad idea. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/37149180

Episode 651 - Salmon Hats 06/19/2025

Episode 651 - Salmon Hats This weeks airline complaints are brought to you by ... Kevin. On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting Salmon Hats on Orcas, Bruce Springsteen, Hank missing the hatch on the ranch and plenty more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/37065960

Episode 650 - It Is About The Fish 06/12/2025

Episode 650 - It Is About The Fish On this weeks episode Hank complains about a number of things including his unsuccesful attempt to solve the Rubix Cube that is Delta Sky Miles, his successful renewal of his passport, the Star Card and finally a rousing opinion on the sentence "it's not about the fish." Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36923810

Episode 649 - Make Your Own Frosting 05/29/2025

Episode 649 - Make Your Own Frosting Oh boy! Get ready for an hour of absolute nonsense! More nonsense than the nonsense you've come to expect. Redemption pie, when to add frosting, bear attacks, motivational posters, Yellowstone and influencers influencing. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36763505

Episode 648 - Survival Of The Weiner Dog 05/22/2025

Episode 648 - Survival Of The Weiner Dog This weeks hodgepode of nonsense includes: Pie, a survivalist weiner dog, John's secret spot, board games, puzzles and so much more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36656630

Episode 647 - Hodgepodge 05/01/2025

Episode 647 - Hodgepodge A hodgepodge is a disorganized, confused mish mash of various topics and dang if that don't describe this weeks episode. Hank and Kevin are chatting about vegetarian rainbow trout, American Idol, gorilla's vs human beings and a lot more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36382020

Episode 646 - Lettered In Schaefer Light 04/24/2025

Episode 646 - Lettered In Schaefer Light Here's a little ditty all about a new exciting alternative to horse racing, cats, when to get a new pickup, fly rods and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36287275

Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes 04/17/2025

Episode 645 - AthLazy Wear And Slip On Shoes Here's an episode all about the dark history of the Teddy Bear, Athliesure wear, shoe lace troubles, Hank's laziness, neck ties and other nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36198925

Episode 644 - A Bit Of Turbulence 04/10/2025

Episode 644 - A Bit Of Turbulence Hank and Kevin are back with another rousing and pointless conversation about urinating on an airplane, how to be a horrid boat captain, Savannah and being nice. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/36076305

Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy 03/20/2025

Episode 643 - Christmas Island, Grand Cayman, The Maldives & Jealousy This week Hank is complaining about his friends living their best lives on dream vacations that he wasn't invited on then discussing the Pinnochio of pick ups, dogs and when's the best time to buy outdoor gear with Kevin. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35783600

Episode 642 - Come Carp Fishing! 03/06/2025

Episode 642 - Come Carp Fishing! This week Hank is joined by the illustrious Artist Ed Anderson for a rousing conversation about Summer Camp 2025, April's IDGFA (they made that up) Carp Tournament here in Idaho, Alaska's Redoubt Mountain Lodge and a whole lot of nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35554330

Episode 641 - The End Of The World 02/27/2025

Episode 641 - The End Of The World After a 41 minute opener about Sasquatch hunting, hip surgery and plane rides with dead people, Hank and Kevin finally get to the subject at hand: The End Of The World as we know it. What would you do if an asteroid was about to obliterate the planet? Fun stuff. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35447445

Episode 640 - Swim Lessons 02/13/2025

Episode 640 - Swim Lessons This week Hank and Kevin introduce our newest Trout Jouster and Audio Engineer Sean! Enjoy this episode of nonsense where you'll learn absolutely nothing about podcasting, swimming, life and so much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35266685

Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo 01/30/2025

Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about bird feeders, callories, fly fishing expo's and so much less. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35076515

Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025 01/09/2025

Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025 Here's an episode that starts off the rails, goes further off the rails and then finds its way back to rails only to leave the rails again. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34782210

Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode 12/24/2024

Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34599450

Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves 12/12/2024

Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves On this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34405050

Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List 12/05/2024

Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List After a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34293285

Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble 11/21/2024

Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble Join Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34055746

Episode 633 - Peanut For President 11/07/2024

Episode 633 - Peanut For President This week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33821438

Episode 632 - Hey Shaq 10/31/2024

Episode 632 - Hey Shaq This week we've taken nonsense to a whole new level. I listenend twice and still have no idea what anyone was talking about. Something about pasta, Boston, murder, bears... Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33695852

Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals 10/17/2024

Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals On this weeks train wreck, Hank and Kevin chat about Arkansas squirrels, feeding racoons, fishing with 6 year old Benton, The Ramones, how to handle NY's rat problem and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33494202

Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats 10/10/2024

Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats On this episode Hank will bore you to tears with his thoughts on parking tickets and paid parking before embarking on a lively conversation with Kevin about some weird taxidermy and a lost cat in Yellowstone. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33393492

Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0 10/03/2024

Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0 Here's another award worthy episode that tackles all the hard hitting topics like... Chow Chow Pandas, severe side effects of magic mushrooms, first class travel and a whole new fad diet from Hank. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33308487

Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom 09/26/2024

Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom This weeks grab bag of nonsense is a rousing conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about a whole host of ridiculousness including Bali monkey thieves, Thailand pythons, Milwaukee convenience stores and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33211317

Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind! 09/12/2024

Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind! This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33014787

EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More! 09/05/2024

EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More! The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32904517

Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess 08/29/2024

Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess In this episode that maybe should never have been recorded, Hank is freestylin' about a plethora of nonsense... Fishing house flies and the disgusting habits of ancient Romans are the main topics in this meandering mess. You've been warned! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32787442

Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind! 08/22/2024

Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind! Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32677477

Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell 08/15/2024

Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell After a check in on more crazy headlines from the python and cocaine state of Florida, Hank and Kevin chat about the hell folks go through to survive tragedy and whether or not they've got what it takes to survive. Spoiler Alert - They probably don't. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32581067

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