Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!

Episode 716 - Part One 07/16/2026

Episode 716 - Part One Here's an episode all about pancakes, customer service, breakfast eateries, great ice cream shops and jury duty. What an amazing way to kill an hour. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/42108570

Episode 715 - It Rained Here 07/02/2026

Episode 715 - It Rained Here This one starts slow, gets slower, picks up speed, gets listenable, goes off the rails, speeds right along into a brick wall and explodes. Lot's of talk about weather, diarhea, tattoos, fishing and other random junk. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41927230

Episode 714 - I Was Only Thinking About Myself 06/18/2026

Episode 714 - I Was Only Thinking About Myself Here's a little ditty about Hank's new chair, the things we'll never do again, buying a boat, where to get a great breakfast sandwich in Boise, Idaho and so much more. It's a mess. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41642880

Episode 713 - Trail Boss 06/04/2026

Episode 713 - Trail Boss Here's an episode all about being the best you, you ever dreamt of being! A hot mess of an episode about vision boards, dreaming of being in the NFL, aspiring to be an astronaut, carp fishing, hacky sack, dancing and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41530555

Episode 712 - It's Good Enough 05/21/2026

Episode 712 - It's Good Enough Here's a conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin all about buying a boat, ruggedizing outdoor gear and when is good enough plenty. Enjoy /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41374010

Episode 711 - You Gotta Dance 05/14/2026

Episode 711 - You Gotta Dance Here's a little conversation about beaver attacks and buying trucks. It's sure to make your day. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41289650

Episode 710 - Blame AI For This 05/07/2026

Episode 710 - Blame AI For This Here's a meandering mess of a conversation all about nothing, AI, Baristas, Kindness, Free Burritos, Viagra, Chocolate Supplements and so much more. Please blame AI for how far off the rails this goes. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41200510

Episode 709 - What Truck You Driving? 04/30/2026

Episode 709 - What Truck You Driving? Here's another should be award winner from Hank & Kevin all about pick ups, sourdough, tying flies and much much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/41071030

Episode 708 - Teardrop VS Rooftop 04/23/2026

Episode 708 - Teardrop VS Rooftop Here's a little ditty about tents, campers, rooftops, Hanks cat, carp and so much more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40986175

Episode 707 - April Fool Fools 04/09/2026

Episode 707 - April Fool Fools This week Hank and Kevin are going on and on about April Fools jokes, social media junk, missing brains in Malta and so much more. It's a mess! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40781695

Episode 706 - Look Out For Them Turkeys 03/26/2026

Episode 706 - Look Out For Them Turkeys Here's a little ditty about attack turkeys, a former cornhole champion, setting the bar low and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40627265

Episode 705 - Making Forgotten Memories 03/12/2026

Episode 705 - Making Forgotten Memories Here's a little ditty allllll about the memories we make and forget and want to forget and forget to remember in the great outdoors. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40408185

Episode 704 - Who Wants Salad? 02/26/2026

Episode 704 - Who Wants Salad? Buckle up! Hold on! Tie your shoes! Settle in! Here's a little ditty from your BFF Hank all about food hacks, the olympics, apple sauce and what it means to be average. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40236700

Episode 703 - Shelter Food Fire 02/19/2026

Episode 703 - Shelter Food Fire Somewhere along the way, these episodes went off the rails. We're still not on 'em. On this episode Hank and Kevin chat about survival strategies and travel constipation. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40160175

Episode 702 - Whatever It Takes 02/12/2026

Episode 702 - Whatever It Takes Here's a whole hour and eight minutes of absolute nonsense where Hank and Kevin regail you with stories about getting an edge at the Olympics, a weird place to find a bomb and Kevin's family cruise. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/40083635

Episode 701 - The Case Of The Missing Walrus Wiener 01/29/2026

Episode 701 - The Case Of The Missing Walrus Wiener Hop in the tub or whatever and enjoy this lively discussion with Hank as he meaners through random topics such as snow days, remote work, walrus wieners, coffee shop banter, the Free Solo guy climbing a sky scraper and much much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39918280

Episode 700 - Set The Bar Low 01/22/2026

Episode 700 - Set The Bar Low Season 7 starts with a bang and a conversation about poop, setting low bars for 2026, collectable cereal boxes and affirmations that make no sense and too many swear words. Sorry Mom. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39821835

Episode 667 - So This Is Fishmas 12/25/2025

Episode 667 - So This Is Fishmas A quick Christmas, Happy Holidays episode to say thanks to alllllll our listeners. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39533600

Episode 666 - Domesticated Grizzlies and the Bidet 12/11/2025

Episode 666 - Domesticated Grizzlies and the Bidet Well, we've reached episode 666 ... That seems weird. This one's all about sucking at fantasy football, domesticated grizzlies, poop stuff, using a bidet and a whole lot more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39364980

Episode 665 - Flying Home From Lisbon 12/04/2025

Episode 665 - Flying Home From Lisbon Here's an extra special episode all about Hank's trip home from Lisbon and much much more. -Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39264560

Episode 664 - Big Foot Didn't Take Nobody 11/13/2025

Episode 664 - Big Foot Didn't Take Nobody Here's another episode deserving of many awards! Hank's talking house training a dog, cucumber world records, big foot, Portugal planning and so much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/39016215

Episode 663 - Jake Got His Elk 11/05/2025

Episode 663 - Jake Got His Elk Here's a little ditty about a whole new way to breathe, Hank's book "My Dad Can't Catch A Fish" and Jake's Elk hunt success. It's a whole lotta nonsense, we promise. Snap It! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38931595

Episode 662 - You Should Panic 10/23/2025

Episode 662 - You Should Panic In this episode Hank swears too much as he and Kevin discus survival, panic, indy book stores, outrage, Barnes and Noble, bad decisions and so much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38752105

Episode 661 - Hank In The UK 10/16/2025

Episode 661 - Hank In The UK Hank goes on and on an on about his trip to Edinburgh and Newcastle as though he's the only one who's ever been there. It's quite annoying. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38600445

Episode 660 - Podcast Of Champions 10/02/2025

Episode 660 - Podcast Of Champions Here's a little ditty 'bout Wheaties, saying "my bad", companion dolls, Chunk and so much more nonsense. Enjoy! If you have issues with audio dropping out at 31 minutes, please download again. It's been fixed! Hambone! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38439900

Episode 659 - The Great Pickleball Debate 09/19/2025

Episode 659 - The Great Pickleball Debate Here's a little ditty about a legal battle over the game of Pickleball, Hank complaining about his work and a whole lot of other nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38274245

Episode 658 - Fall Colds and Dog Poop 09/04/2025

Episode 658 - Fall Colds and Dog Poop Hanks alllll by himself waxing poetic about a recent incident with the new dog, a neighbors driveway and poop. He'll also go on an on about fall, fall colds and when it's time to break out fall pumpkin recipes. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/38079505

Episode 657 - If the bar ain't high 08/28/2025

Episode 657 - If the bar ain't high On this episode Hank and Kevin are chatting about Reno, Hank's new dog Penny, Harry Potter, poop and the joys of owning one's own outdoor, stress free business. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/37994205

Episode 656 - A Trip To Redoubt Mountain Lodge 08/21/2025

Episode 656 - A Trip To Redoubt Mountain Lodge Here's a little bit about gardening and a lotta bit about Hank's recent trip to Redoubt Mountain Lodge in Alaska. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/37898840

Episode 655 - Packing For Alaska 07/31/2025

Episode 655 - Packing For Alaska Here's a little nonsense about bad botox decisions, what to pack for Alaska, Hank's recent fishing trips and not a lot more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/37616810

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

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