Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!

Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo 01/30/2025

Episode 639 - Headed To The Expo This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about bird feeders, callories, fly fishing expo's and so much less. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/35076515

Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025 01/09/2025

Episode 638 - A Mediocre Beginning to 2025 Here's an episode that starts off the rails, goes further off the rails and then finds its way back to rails only to leave the rails again. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34782210

Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode 12/24/2024

Episode 637 - The Christmas Episode Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Happy Holidaze! Hank and Kevin! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34599450

Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves 12/12/2024

Episode 636 - Holiday Cologne and Electric Gloves On this weeks dumpster fire, Kevin and Erik joing the world's greatest guide Hank Patterson for a rousing conversation about cologne, Christmas, socks, electric gloves, holiday grub and a whole lot more. Merry Merry! -Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34405050

Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List 12/05/2024

Episode 635 - Winter Film Watch List After a ten minute roast (again) of Pickleball, Hank and Kevin do a deep dive into the shallow end of their favorite winter and holiday movies. Many movies that should be on the list are off the list. Whoops. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34293285

Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble 11/21/2024

Episode 634 - Thankful Thankful Gobble Gobble Join Hank as he discusses his love for raking leaves, severed heads in Florida, bear suit fraud, Thanksgiving traditions and many of the things Hank finds himself thankful for. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/34055746

Episode 633 - Peanut For President 11/07/2024

Episode 633 - Peanut For President This week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33821438

Episode 632 - Hey Shaq 10/31/2024

Episode 632 - Hey Shaq This week we've taken nonsense to a whole new level. I listenend twice and still have no idea what anyone was talking about. Something about pasta, Boston, murder, bears... Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33695852

Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals 10/17/2024

Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals On this weeks train wreck, Hank and Kevin chat about Arkansas squirrels, feeding racoons, fishing with 6 year old Benton, The Ramones, how to handle NY's rat problem and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33494202

Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats 10/10/2024

Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats On this episode Hank will bore you to tears with his thoughts on parking tickets and paid parking before embarking on a lively conversation with Kevin about some weird taxidermy and a lost cat in Yellowstone. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33393492

Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0 10/03/2024

Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0 Here's another award worthy episode that tackles all the hard hitting topics like... Chow Chow Pandas, severe side effects of magic mushrooms, first class travel and a whole new fad diet from Hank. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33308487

Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom 09/26/2024

Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom This weeks grab bag of nonsense is a rousing conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about a whole host of ridiculousness including Bali monkey thieves, Thailand pythons, Milwaukee convenience stores and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33211317

Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind! 09/12/2024

Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind! This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/33014787

EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More! 09/05/2024

EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More! The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32904517

Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess 08/29/2024

Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess In this episode that maybe should never have been recorded, Hank is freestylin' about a plethora of nonsense... Fishing house flies and the disgusting habits of ancient Romans are the main topics in this meandering mess. You've been warned! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32787442

Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind! 08/22/2024

Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind! Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32677477

Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell 08/15/2024

Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell After a check in on more crazy headlines from the python and cocaine state of Florida, Hank and Kevin chat about the hell folks go through to survive tragedy and whether or not they've got what it takes to survive. Spoiler Alert - They probably don't. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32581067

Episode 622 - Huckleberries on Mt. Everest 08/01/2024

Episode 622 - Huckleberries on Mt. Everest On this weeks exciting episode Hank and Kevin are chatting and chatting and chatting about nothing, practically nothing, bodies on Mt. Everest, climbing Mt. Everest, huckleberries, Gordon Ramsey and more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32376262

Episode 621 - Wish It Was Winter 07/25/2024

Episode 621 - Wish It Was Winter This week Hank and Kevin are chatting about Hank's casting Master Class from a drift boat, Hank's buddy Keegan, the heat, the smoke, the summer, the heat, the smoke, the crowds, the heat, the smoke and the summer. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32285077

Episode 620 - Friends Are Kinda Special 07/18/2024

Episode 620 - Friends Are Kinda Special This week Hank is rambling on and on about fishing with friends, getting to the mountains, helmets, safety, relaxing and smuggling snakes in your pants. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32191462

Episode 619 - Are Those Kids Getting Fresh Air? 07/11/2024

Episode 619 - Are Those Kids Getting Fresh Air? In this episode Hank and Kevin are talkin' about some Tennessee kids fishin' a neighborhood pond, how not to behave as an adult, spottin' beers at the 7-11, Florida shark drug mules and what we're really after when fishing. Enjoy. /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/32092182

Episode 618 - Ten Years Of Sausage 06/27/2024

Episode 618 - Ten Years Of Sausage In this episode Kevin and Hank are talking about just what in the bleeeeep is happening in Florida, crack bears, sausage, sneezing your guts out and Hank's failed trip to Missoula. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31907932

Episode 617 - Road Trips and Pie 06/20/2024

Episode 617 - Road Trips and Pie This week Hank's is talkin' pie, Kevin's good decisions, road trips, sing-a-longs, fly fishing, bears, rats, boars and so much more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31818012

Episode 616 - Let's Call This One "Syrup" 06/13/2024

Episode 616 - Let's Call This One "Syrup" Buckle up, this one's a doozy. This week Hank and Kevin are talking about the not so freebies on airlines, bizarre animal defense mechanisms and fake ID's. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31726947

Episode 615 - Good Luck Bad Luck 06/06/2024

Episode 615 - Good Luck Bad Luck Hey! This week Hank is joined by the long lost Kevin to chat about a long lost, then found WW2 B24 co-pilot. They're also chatting about fake button up shirts, tires, Hank's trip to New Orleans and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31620687

Episode 614 - Nude Gardening 05/30/2024

Episode 614 - Nude Gardening Here's a little ditty with Hank's favorite musicians Travis Ward and Ali Ward of Hillfolk Noir! We feature their music on the show quite often so it's high time we have 'em around for a conversation about bear meat, music, gardening and much much more nonsense. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31488322

Episode 613 - Destination Fly Shops 05/23/2024

Episode 613 - Destination Fly Shops Hank's back from a two week hiatus to share his thoughts on taking care of each other, the importance of mental health and what makes a local fly shop a GREAT local fly shop. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31426732

Episode 612 - It begins with a poop story 05/02/2024

Episode 612 - It begins with a poop story In this episode Hank is joined by fishing guide and author Ryan Johnston to chat about where to keep your cell phone and Ryan's books "A Reel Job" and "Reelly". Put your thinking cap away and give it a listen! Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/31079088

Episode 611 - Barometric Mushroom Hunting 04/25/2024

Episode 611 - Barometric Mushroom Hunting This week Hank is joined by his friend Erik to chat about non profit dinners, the effects of barometric pressure on fishing (YAWN) and the joys and threats of mushroom hunting. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/30971298

Episode 610 - Five Biggest Lies In Fishing 04/18/2024

Episode 610 - Five Biggest Lies In Fishing Once you get through a whole lot of craziness, you'll find Hank and Kevin discussing the top five lies that fishing folks tell on a very regular basis. This one's got fish, canibalism, two star generals and a whole lot more. Enjoy! /episode/index/show/hankpatterson/id/30876633

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

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