H.O.E.S Talkin Shows

Follow two girls in their 20's as they revisit shows from their childhood! From Disney Channel and Nickelodeon classics to other notable movies and shows of the 2000s, they talk about their most iconic moments, plot holes, what did and didn't age well, as well as where the cast is now.

Ep. 38 - The Polar Express 12/16/2020

Ep. 38 - The Polar Express Ok everyone, hear the hoes out. Yes, this episode is extremely long - BUT it is also somewhat funny! After hyping this episode up for months, the hoes finally completed their drunk assessment of The Polar Express do with it what you will. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/17223209

Ep. 37 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 12/09/2020

Ep. 37 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas Despite Morgan's chaotic energy, the hoes had a good time recording this episode! Listen as they discuss some disturbing facts about the movie, obsess over Christine Baranski, and question the geography of Whoville. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/17129807

Ep. 36 - The Santa Clause 12/02/2020

Ep. 36 - The Santa Clause The hoes are back for the holidays and first up on their watch list was the Santa Clause. Listen as they revert back to believing in Santa, question the timeline of the movie, and find out some very interesting things about Tim Allen. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/17036579

Ep. 35 - One Tree Hill Season 2 11/18/2020

Ep. 35 - One Tree Hill Season 2 The hoes are back and discussing One Tree Hill Season 2! Listen as Morgan obsesses over The Wreckers cameo, Sierra not being able to get over Lucas wearing nasty flip flops, and so much more! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16861673

Halloweentown II Kalabar's Revenge 10/28/2020

Halloweentown II Kalabar's Revenge To finish out the Halloween season, the hoes watched Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge! Yes, this movie had lots of plot holes, but it did unlock a scary memory from the hoes' childhoods. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16585505

Ep. 33 - Phantom of the Megaplex 10/21/2020

Ep. 33 - Phantom of the Megaplex The hoes are back with another classic Disney Channel Halloween movie! While this movie may have scared them when they were kids, the hoes are wiser now and can spot a shitty movie when they see it. Make sure to stick around until the end to hear the hoes laugh so hard they almost stopped breathing because of a review! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16493357

Ep. 32 - Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire 10/14/2020

Ep. 32 - Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire The hoes continue on their Halloween movie journey with Mom's Got A Date With A Vampire. This was the first time the hoes watched the movie separately, and boy was it chaotic because of it! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16404698

Ep. 31 - Twitches Too 10/07/2020

Ep. 31 - Twitches Too It's October, so you best believe the hoes are watching all things related to Halloween! Listen as they discuss the sequel to Twitches, which somehow may be worse than the first movie. BUT, this movie did provide good discussion on guy liner and potential tv shows the hoes want to be created! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16311383

Ep. 30 - Pirates of the Caribbean 09/23/2020

Ep. 30 - Pirates of the Caribbean If this episode sounds like a complete disaster, that's because it is. The hoes invited their friend Quinn to co-host with them which sounded like a great idea, but then they drank a collective 3.5 bottles of wine and things got a little sloppy. With that said, enjoy!! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16132112

Ep. 29- Get to Know the HOES 09/16/2020

Ep. 29- Get to Know the HOES The hoes simply did not have the energy to make a regular episode this week. Instead, they decided to talk about how they thought their lives would be when they were kids vs what they are actually like. Listen as they make some weird confessions and laugh through their current pain. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/16036829

Ep. 28- The Last Song 09/02/2020

Ep. 28- The Last Song The hoes have been feeling all types of emotions lately, so they thought it was the best time to watch a classic Nicholas Sparks movie! This episode you will get to hear topics ranging from the judgment of body modifications to how Miley Cyrus cutting her hair was a cultural reset. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15857927

Ep. 27 - Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets 08/18/2020

Ep. 27 - Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets The hoes are back with more Harry Potter! Listen as they discuss intense whispering, logistics of the magical world, and (of course) Morgan's obsession with dark shit. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15661445

Ep. 26 - A Series of Unfortunate Events 08/05/2020

Ep. 26 - A Series of Unfortunate Events The hoes finally watched a movie they enjoyed both in their childhood and today! Listen as they discuss all things A Series of Unfortunate Events. Also, if you are tying to get into contact with the hoes and they don’t get back to you it is 100% because they are manifesting meeting Jude Law. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15496616

Ep. 25 - Bratz Movie 07/22/2020

Ep. 25 - Bratz Movie While the hoes swore they wouldn't do an episode on the Bratz movie for a while, they simply couldn't wait! This episode might be the most chaotic one yet, but if you want to hear conversations about shark tank, stereotypes, and slut shaming dolls then this is the episode for you. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15316967

Ep. 24 - Barbie: Princess and the Pauper 07/14/2020

Ep. 24 - Barbie: Princess and the Pauper The hoes had a bit of a rough week, which was only made worse when their Instagram followers voted that they should watch a Barbie movie instead of the Bratz movie. That being said, it ended up being a good watch that involved Tik Tok content and conversation about representation. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15209696

Ep. 23 - The Golden Compass 07/01/2020

Ep. 23 - The Golden Compass Buckle up, because the hoes went on a journey in this episode! While they concluded that The Golden Compass stole 2 hours of their lives they will never get back, they did discover that Daniel Craig is an absolute daddy and the world needs more polar bear content. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/15049445

Ep. 22 - New Moon 06/23/2020

Ep. 22 - New Moon Warning: If you do not want your childhood feelings and emotions about Twilight to be ruined, do not listen to this episode! While the hoes were devout team Edward girls growing up, in watching New Moon they have changed their tune; listen to see if you agree. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/14939921

Ep. 21 - The Little Mermaid 06/16/2020

Ep. 21 - The Little Mermaid The hoes are back and picking up where they left off! They finally finish their Mermaid March series by talking about The Little Mermaid and find out that it is just about as problematic as it is iconic. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/14847341

Ep. 20 - The 13th Year 03/24/2020

Ep. 20 - The 13th Year This might be the hoes' favorite episode of Mermaid March yet! Did the logistics of this movie make complete sense? Absolutely not, but they loved the merman focus and the story progression nonetheless. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13681940

Ep. 19 - Aquamarine 03/18/2020

Ep. 19 - Aquamarine Listen as the hoes discuss this classic 2006 movie full of friendship, blue hair, and mermaids of course! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13593074

Ep. 18- H2O 03/16/2020

Ep. 18- H2O The hoes weren't able to put out a regular episode last week, but they are back and ready to continue with their Mermaid March! Listen as they react to the iconic Australian mermaid show that is H2O. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13573556

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 16 03/12/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 16 Riverdale finally wrapped up this whole Stonewall Prep/Baxter Brothers storyline and the hoes couldn't be happier! Listen as they go through the complicated story of who tried to kill Jughead and why. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13527077

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 15 03/05/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 15 The Riverdale episode this week was wild, and the hoes are ready to talk about it! Is Jughead really dead? Are Betty and Archie going to hook up? Is the show's writing highly questionable? Listen to find all this out and more! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13432145

Ep. 17 - The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 03/03/2020

Ep. 17 - The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl The hoes decided to do what they are calling "Mermaid March" and start it off with a movie that doesn't have a single mermaid in it... but there is a shark! Listen as they discuss this truly awful movie that somehow George Lopez signed on for. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13398224

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 14 02/27/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 14 The hoes really aren't buying this whole Jughead is dead thing. Nonetheless, they are excited to talk about this week's episode of Riverdale! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13330343

Ep. 16 - Twilight 02/25/2020

Ep. 16 - Twilight You've got angsty teens, vampires, hot guys, and danger. What more could a young girl in the late 2000s need? In this episode Sierra and Morgan discuss the iconic movie that is Twilight and also give a PSA about going to your local public library and reading more books - the hoes have range you guys. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13300790

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 13 02/14/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 13 What do rum businesses and Riff Raff have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing, but the hoes found some way to talk about them all in this weeks Riverdale Rundown! /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13146749

Ep. 15 - The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 02/11/2020

Ep. 15 - The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Listen as the hoes discuss their favorite childhood twins and their wacky hotel shenanigans! Also, make sure you follow them on Instagram and twitter @hoestalkinshows for all updates. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13105010

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 12 02/06/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 12 The hoes are a combination of being sick and exhausted. So in this Riverdale Rundown you will obviously get a play by play of the most recent Riverdale episode, but also some tangents about hating chess and adults not checking in at the front desk of schools. /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/13041050

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 11 01/30/2020

Riverdale Rundown - Ep. 11 The hoes aren't lying when they say this was the most ridiculous episode of Riverdale this season has had! There were sledgehammers. There was tickle porn. There were 17 year olds making rum. Need they say more? /episode/index/show/hoestalkinshows/id/12946490

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