Horrible Horror Podcast
Horrible Horror is a podcast about the worst horror movies we can find. The worst of the worst , movies that are so bad it's scary. Each week we watch and discuss a different horror movie. We watch the worst of the worst so you don't have too.
info_outline Ep.177: Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College 09/15/2019
Ep.177: Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College Finally, our lost episode has been found, fixed and is ready to go. So check out our take on "Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies go to College". We originally recorded this back in the spring of 2017 with special guest Paul Cochran, who would later go on to co-host the "Pop Culture Intervention Podcast". There may be some audio issues with this episode due to the issues we had with the new audio recording software we used on this episode, but other wise sit back and enjoy our long lost episode.
info_outline Ep.176: Miner's Massacre aka Curse of the 49er 09/10/2019
Ep.176: Miner's Massacre aka Curse of the 49er This week we're grabbing our pickaxes and going gold hunting! Will we strike gold with the listener suggested "Miner's Massacre" aka "Curse of the 49er" or will we hit a turd vein? This early 2000's slasher features all the usual suspects of a bad horror movie but yet also features some great actors in confusingly small and meaningless roles, a killer with a confusing backstory, and more explosions than blood.
info_outline Ep.175: Troll 2 & Best Worst Movie (watch along) 08/19/2019
Ep.175: Troll 2 & Best Worst Movie (watch along) Oh my Gaaawwwwwwddd! It's the 175th episode and we're going big, we're going iconic by watching the infamous "Troll 2". What more do we really need to say here about this famously horrible movie? So, cue it up, grab a beer, sit back and join us as we watch "Troll 2".
info_outline Ep.174: Lifeforce 08/12/2019
Ep.174: Lifeforce Strap in Moongoons, because this week we're blasting off into space for one hell of a crazy ride. We watched "Lifeforce" an insane sci-fi horror movie made by the infamous Cannon production company. Released in 1985, "Lifeforce" features amazingly insane moments, great special effects, plot holes, space vampires, and a super hot french chick who spends the whole movie naked.
info_outline Ep.173: Sharkenstein 07/29/2019
Ep.173: Sharkenstein It's shark week again, so that means its once again time to chum the waters for another terrible shark movie. This year we fished up, cooked, and sank our teeth into the 2016 "Sharkenstein". A movie so unbelievably bad that it's nearly beyond words. Featuring bad acting, horrendous CGI, tons of stock footage, and a terrible puppet shark that looks more like an ugly blue burrito with the face of an old man than a shark.
info_outline Ep.172: Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (watch along) 07/17/2019
Ep.172: Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (watch along) This week we invite you to join us as we watch one of our favorite installments in the "Friday the 13th " series, "Friday the 13th Part 7:The New Blood". This particular installment holds a special place in our hearts and was our favorite way back when we were just little Moongoons. So, watch along with us as we pop some beers, crack some jokes and take a trip back to Crystal Lake.
info_outline Ep.171: Bedeviled 07/15/2019
Ep.171: Bedeviled This week's listener suggested movie is a cautionary tale about over dependence to cell phones and a killer "Siri" like app. We watched "Bedeviled", a 2016 techno-paranormal horror movie featuring run of the mill high school kids who are clearly not high school kids, techno-babble, practically no kills, no gore, and so much blue lighting that Eiffel 65 would loose their God Damn minds.
info_outline Ep.170: Ice Cream Man 07/09/2019
Ep.170: Ice Cream Man The dog days of summer are here and with that comes the 4th of July, so that means fireworks and ice cream. So in honor of that this week we're scooping up the "Ice Cream Man". This 1995 straight to video horror flick stars Clint Howard, as the creepy Ice Cream Man and he crushes it. Also, starring Jan Michael Vincent (who clearly doesn't want to be in the movie), Lee Major Jr., a not fat, fat kid and the MILF kid from the "American Pie" movies. It also features ridiculous sight gag props, virtually no go
info_outline Ep.169: Lake Fear 3 07/01/2019
Ep.169: Lake Fear 3 Well Moongoons, this week's movie "Lake Fear 3" just may be one of the all time worst movies ever made. It's so bad that I don't even know what to say about it. It has no plot or story, barely any characters; the ones we do get have zero real personality or development, there is practically no meaningful dialogue. The lighting is atrocious and the sound design is even worse! There is also no sense to be made from this catastrophe of a movie, and for a movie called "Lake Fear 3" there's also no LAKE! But hey
info_outline Ep.168: The Devil's Rain 06/24/2019
Ep.168: The Devil's Rain This week's offering to the horror Gods is "The Devil's Rain". This obscure cult classic from 1975 is one crazy and confusing ride. Lead by an insane all star cast this whack-a-doodle movie features a confusing head scratching plot, no exposition, lots of bad decisions, dozens of melting Satan worshipping occultists who also bleed colored ice cream, and a pre-Scientology pre-Xenu John Travolta. On top of all of that it also has a half man, half goat Ernest Borgnine and a topless screaming William Shatner an
info_outline Ep.167: The Monster Squad (watch along) 06/09/2019
Ep.167: The Monster Squad (watch along) This week we're doing something a little different by actually watching a good movie! Not only are we watching a good movie we're inviting you to come watch it with us. So pull up a chair and watch along with us as we comment, reminisce, laugh and relive our childhood as we watch the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad"
info_outline Ep.166: Slumber Party Massacre 2 05/27/2019
Ep.166: Slumber Party Massacre 2 This week we're going slumming with "Slumber Party Massacre 2", a sequel so bad that its nearly unfathomable. This horror movie is more musical and product placement commercial than an actual horror movie. It features loads of terrible music, a leather clad guitar drill welding greaser killer, and more dream sequences than a "Nightmare on Elm St." movie and "Inception" combined. In the end it left us thinking what the hell did we just watch and more importantly just...why?
info_outline Ep.165: Blood Hook 05/20/2019
Ep.165: Blood Hook This week we're going on a little fishing trip, we're bating our hooks and fishing up "Blood Hook". This mid-80's slasher is certainly a one of a kind, in that it just might be the only fishing themed slasher movie ever made. This Troma distributed movie features lots of fishing, muskies, giant killer fishing lures, music theory, angry cicadas, and insane rants. Its not all bad though it has surprisingly good acting, some unique ideas, the world's worst expertise obsessed mother and an ending sequence that
info_outline Ep.164: The Last Slumber Party 05/14/2019
Ep.164: The Last Slumber Party This week we're slipping into our PJs, popping some popcorn, calling over all our girlfriends, and pillow fighting with "The Last Slumber Party". This 1988 straight to video slasher just may be the worst movie ever made and nearly broke Marshall. This fascinatingly terrible movie features an entire cast that seems to be doped up on Xanax, horrendous to nonexistent blood effects, terribly robotic acting and writing, and a killer that defies all the laws of science and nature and always seems to look like he
info_outline Ep.163: Prom Night 2, Hello Mary Lou 05/06/2019
Ep.163: Prom Night 2, Hello Mary Lou It's Prom season again, so we're dressing to the nines, renting a limo, and saving the last dance for "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2". This 1987 sequel about the revenge seeking killer spirit of a dead Prom Queen is one part "Carrie", one part "Nightmare on Elm Street" with a pinch of "The Exorcist". This surprisingly entertaining film features awesome special effects, great kills, mundane items that explode, and the world's worst school principal. A whoop bop a lou bop, a whoop bam boom!
info_outline Ep.162: Bunni 04/29/2019
Ep.162: Bunni This week we're going back to our roots with the indie-licious "Bunni". This ultra indie slasher from 2013 is a crazy mixed bag of a movie. It features all the usual suspects of terrible movie: bad writing, horrible acting, one dimensional characters, and shoe string budget. However, it also has some really good things about it too. It has some good kills, a unique killer, decent practical effects, and some wonderful camera work. In the end this movie left us teetering like a see-saw between its terriblenes
info_outline Ep.161: Bunny the Killer Thing 04/23/2019
Ep.161: Bunny the Killer Thing Happy Easter Moongoons and nothing says Easter more than a giant man-rabbit mutant hybrid that rapes and kills everyone he sees. You read right, This week's movie comes to us all the way from the great white north of Finland. This indie film, or Finde, is one of the craziest, most offensive yet incredibly fun movies we've ever seen, featuring unique and awesome kills, great gore and practical effects, dark humor and just pure absurdity. So you better hare-y down and get this episode before it hops away.
info_outline Ep. 160 Head 04/15/2019
Ep. 160 Head Puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets everywhere! That's right, this week's listener suggested movie is the all puppet horror movie "Head". This is certainly the most unique movie we've ever done on the show. However, once the novelty wears off what we're left with is an underwhelming film filled with untapped potential and missed opportunities.
info_outline Ep. 159 See No Evil 2 04/08/2019
Ep. 159 See No Evil 2 It's Wrestlemania time once again and the Big Red Monster is back for a rematch. This week we're choking slamming the Devil's Favorite Demon back to hell as we take on "See No Evil 2" in a no holds barred, last man standing bloody beat down. This 2014 slasher stars Kane and horror icon Danielle Harris and features the world's emptiest hospital, horribly irresponsible medical practices, and incredibly disappointing kills.
info_outline Ep.158 Amok Train 04/02/2019
Ep.158 Amok Train All aboard, Moon Goons and get ready for one hell of a ride. This week we're taking a ride on the "Amok Train". A late 80's horror movie that is a crazy off the rails movie watching experience. This insane movie features rock clacking occultists, decapitations, and a magical mystery possessed train. It has has surprisingly good kills and gore effects, however the actors seemed to have missed their train to acting school. Do yourself a favor and don't miss this off the rails episode and remember this Amok ju
info_outline Bonus: Tournament Update 4, The Epically Awful 8 04/02/2019
Bonus: Tournament Update 4, The Epically Awful 8 In this week's bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Epically Awful 8. Listen in and find out which epically awful movies will move on to fight it out in The Final F*cked Up 4. This will be the last tournament update episode, from here on out the results will be revealed during our regular episodes.
info_outline Ep. 157 Terror at Blood Fart Lake 03/25/2019
Ep. 157 Terror at Blood Fart Lake Skeet, skeet, skeet, looks like rain! Holy flatulent cow, Moongoons this week's listener suggested movie is nearly beyond words. "Terror at Blood Fart Lake" has all the usual suspects when it come to a horrible ultra-low budget horror movie; over the top acting, one dimensional characters that are more like caricatures, shoddy special effects that are amateurish at best, and virtually no production value. However, if you dig a little deeper you'll find some of the best, most creative and original writing we
info_outline Bonus: Tournament Update 2 03/19/2019
Bonus: Tournament Update 2 In this bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for the Crystal Lake bracket in our Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness. Listen in as we break down the results and find out which terrible movies were voted into the next round, The Shitty 16!
info_outline Ep. 156 Leprechaun Returns 03/19/2019
Ep. 156 Leprechaun Returns In honor of St. Paddy's Day we're going back to the well and doing a Leprechaun movie. This year's offering is "Leprechaun Returns". We did not have high hopes for this SyFy original movie going in. They must have captured some of that luck of the Irish, because it turn out to be surprisingly good. Featuring good writing, solid acting, great naturally flowing and subtle humor, and awesome kills we've never seen before this fun horror movie is worth its weight in gold.
info_outline Bonus: Tournament Update 1 03/11/2019
Bonus: Tournament Update 1 Hey Moongoons in this special bonus episode we reveal the results of the round 1 voting for the Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness Haddonfield bracket. Listen in as we break down the results, offer out thoughts and update the brackets, and find out which horrible movies will move on to The Shitty 16
info_outline Ep. 155 Old 37 03/11/2019
Ep. 155 Old 37 If you like excessive slow motion and flashbacks then you're going to love this week's listener suggested car wreck of a movie "Old 37". If you didn't know any better you'd swear that "Old 37" was a MTV produced teenaged soap opera loosely disguised as a horror movie about two killer paramedics. Even horror icons Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley can't resuscitate this dead on arrival turd of a movie.
info_outline Ep. 154 Island of Blood 03/05/2019
Ep. 154 Island of Blood This week we're inviting you to join us on a little island vacation get away as we visit the "Island of Blood". This 1982 slasher features all the trademarks of a horrible horror movie, bad writing, stiff acting possibly the worst sex scene ever filmed, and terrible to nonexistent lighting. It also stars a new-wave punk song that gets more screen time than most of the starring actors. It starts off catchy but by the end of the movie it'll make you want to stab yourself in your ears with a screwdriver. Howev
info_outline Bonus: Bracketology 2018/2019 02/25/2019
Bonus: Bracketology 2018/2019 Hey Moongoons its that time of year again. Its time for this year's Horrible Horror's March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we sit down and fill out this year's bracket and break down each match up. Along the way Marshall and Aaron both make their picks on which movie they think will win it all and be crowned this year's WORST of the WORST champion! We also announce a new fun contest challenge.
info_outline Ep. 153 Cryptz 02/25/2019
Ep. 153 Cryptz Do you like cheap ghetto rip offs of "From Dusk Till Dawn" filled with neck snapping and breaking, horrible acting, over the top cursing and an even cheaper Chris Tucker rip off? We then we've got the movie for you! This week we delve into the 2002 Full Moon release that is "Cryptz". This grade A dog turd also features the world's most fragile voodoo vampires, a ghetto Van Helsing who is also a voodoo expert and king-fu master, and the world's worst stripper.