Ice and The Face
Ice and The Face is Rick and Sarah, respectively. It is a nsfw dystopian comedy podcast released once a week for your ear-holes to soak up and expel accordingly. We dive deep into the ridiculous shit happening in the world today and laugh heartily at all of its absurdity as it burns to the ground. We subscribe to our one rule, hilarity over feelings! You can find our shows on iTunes, GooglePlay, Spreaker, Spotify, iHeartRadio, and Libsyn, for free. You can also follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook for updates. So grab yourself a 12-pack or a bottle of champagne and subscribe to this verbal hell on earth while we drive this bad boy drunk until the wheels fall off! Cheers!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 212 Feb 8, 2020
02/09/2020
Ice and The Face Ep. 212 Feb 8, 2020
THIS is Ice and The Face #212 on February 8th, 2020! Tonight, we semi-welcome back to the show, re-occurring guest, Stonz! Join us as we slog through another hour of existence, sputtering off about this and that, to bring you important opinions on such inflammatory topics as: Asparamancers, the meaning of life, sofa snakes, good jobs for meth addicts, downloading intelligence, burning a million dollars, silly storage unit happenstances, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 211 Jan 30, 2020
01/31/2020
Ice and The Face Ep. 211 Jan 30, 2020
THIS is Ice and The Face #211 on January 30th 2020! Hooray! Join Rick and Sarah as they travel through the confusing jungle of human decision-making skills, just to bring you back commentary on such monumental topics as: Corona Virus VS Corona, viral tweet prices, broken garbage products, headline verbiage, stock footage-based commercials, intimate details of being a cat owner, mailmen who've had enough, the future of education, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 210 Jan 27, 2020
01/28/2020
Ice and The Face Ep. 210 Jan 27, 2020
This is Ice and The Face #210 on 1.27.2020! Tonight, Rick and Sarah really buckle down, putting the world on notice, and pointing our collective fingers in your face to give you the business on such important hot button topics as: Dirty rooster fighting, closed captioning on Porn Hub, Square-ended knives, spider concerns, sword fighting for child custody, dental fires, Yamaha escape cases, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 209 Jan 14, 2020
01/15/2020
Ice and The Face Ep. 209 Jan 14, 2020
This is Ice and The Face #209 on January 14th, 2020... thanks for being here. Tonight, Rick and Sarah pull on their rubber knee-high boots and trudge through the muck of human existence, and with gas-mask straps pulled tight, we launch face first into such interesting topics as: Pre-soiled diapers, the meat-selling game, cheetle, flatulence & abuse, 18th century slang, vacuum misuse, unsafe sex advice, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 208 Jan 05, 2020
01/06/2020
Ice and The Face Ep. 208 Jan 05, 2020
Ice and The Face #208 - 1.5.20 is here to rub aloe on your brain meat! Tonight, join Rick and Sarah as we tuck and roll through some of the lesser known important items in the news these days. Together we slog through words on such immortal topics as: Sex-robot consent, public stuffed animal sex, uninvited toe sucking, rotted scrotum removal, eyeball punching, meth alligators, random hands in shark stomachs, random unclaimed severed heads, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 207 Nov 29, 2019
11/29/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 207 Nov 29, 2019
WOAH?! Welcome to Ice and The Face #207 -11.29.19- The 2019 Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Joining us for dinner tonight, philanthropist and mumbler, Stonz!: JOIN US whilst we banter back and forth about stuff like: Dry penis skin, frozen human waste, belly button meth, what the Papa John's guy looks like, barnyard indecent proposals, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 206 Aug 25, 2019
08/27/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 206 Aug 25, 2019
JEEZ! Hi there! This is Ice and The Face #206 on August 25th, 2019, and tonight, we will hold your head under water until the demons leave you! Join us, as we reflect intellectually and bite our thumbs intentionally just to bring you the deepest insights on such topics as: Planning for the best, reflecting on what condoms do, dark web castration sessions, a collection of testes, eating feces to get high, a testicle cooler window unit, giving birth very unexpectedly, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 205 Apr 26, 2019
04/29/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 205 Apr 26, 2019
YO HO! Welcome to Ice and The Face #205 - 4.26.19! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, Tony Horonomous Tedesco! Join us as we assemble a Voltron of brain power in order to harpoon and deliver commentary on such sweet and salty topics as: Long nipples, well-kept testes, back alley colonoscopies, people who pay for porn, fire-chief arsonists, falling asleep in places you've broken into, helpful parrots, arrogant talking ostriches, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 204 Apr 6, 2019
04/09/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 204 Apr 6, 2019
This is Ice and The Face #204 -4.6.19! This episode, we are joined by a VERY special guest, fresh off the boat from Texas: Rob from Random Ramblings with Rob! Join us, whilst we smile and shiver egregiously, slapping our collective knee in joy as we usher in the end of the world with such epic topics as: Condom design marketing, Walmart bio-metric carts, ghosts who steal your meth, toxic blowfish highs, fruit injections, chainsaw theft, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 203 Feb 6, 2019
02/08/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 203 Feb 6, 2019
This is Ice and The Face #203 - 2.6.19 - Tonight, we are joined by the main stud of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Join us, as we get gauche, sifting through the cardboard bargain bin box of human existence, dodging folks who bang this or scream incoherently at that, just to bring you our take on the most important topics of our time... topics like: Inhaling vitamin vapor, STD detecting condoms, current mall life, 130 dollar ransoms, testicle lungs, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 202 Jan 25, 2019
01/29/2019
Ice and The Face Ep. 202 Jan 25, 2019
Ice and The Face #202 -1.25.19- and it will massage everything you got! Tonight, we welcome back, the great Tony Horonimous Tedesco! Join us as we go on about this and that, addressing such head-smashing topics as: New condom ideas, romantic iPad attachments, newly placed body parts, a man who chopped off his own member, Heinz dropping the ball, wasp nests for your nether region, drinking gallons of used cooking oil, semen for back pain, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 201 Dec 27, 2018
12/29/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 201 Dec 27, 2018
WHAT!? This is Ice and The Face #201 -12.27.18- and it drips HEAVY with the frying grease of dead chickens! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sort of welcome back to the show, Stonz! Together, we pull on our extra long rubber boots, stomp through the excrement of regular human life, and whilst gagging mightily, we scoop out the sinister truths on such wreaking topics as: Condom applicator designs, throwaway sex doll parts, the KFC yule log, people who pretend to be a bucket of chicken, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 200 Nov 23, 2018
11/30/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 200 Nov 23, 2018
Welcome to Ice and The Face #200 -11.23.18- NOT ONLY is this our TWO-HUNDREDTH EPISODE but ALSO it is Part 2 of our Thanksgiving Leftovers Special! Join us, as we fill our mouths and brains to bursting with anything and everything unhealthy, addressing such important topics as: Preparing human meat, sanitary pad juice, testicle filler injections, new uses for the taint, kids who bake their grandparent's ashes into cookies, cookie skeletons, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 199 Nov 23, 2018
11/25/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 199 Nov 23, 2018
Happy Thanksgiving Part 1! This is Ice & The Face #199 -11.23.18- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special: Part 1! Join us, as we gather around the carving table & welcome Stonz in this two-parter holiday & celebration episode! Tonight, we don our bibs and feast on such gravy laden topics as: Used and re-packaged condoms, a guy exposing himself in a celebratory manner at McDonald's, marrying junk around the house, illegal professional dart defense, when losing brain fluid means dinner is ruined & a LOT more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 198 Oct 31, 2018
10/31/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 198 Oct 31, 2018
Happy Halloween you little angry heathens! THIS is Ice and The Face #198 -10.31.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah take a nice short journey into the caves of everyday living, & man, what we find there, just might make you eat your own face. Join us as we discuss such significant topics as: Dead silicone spouse copies, tweezing boogers, automotive prostitute deterrents, a fast lane for impatient shoppers, a giant escaped pig, flatulent resistant cushions & a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 197 Oct 19, 2018
10/21/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 197 Oct 19, 2018
Tonight, we welcome back, guest with the most frequent flyer mileage, Stonz! Together, we go up in the sky on a single engine plane, breathe in deep the increasingly toxic atmosphere, mutate, remove our parachutes, cross our fingers, and dive into such topics as: Fun with fake ambulances, guys who set up street cones, street cone protection, fun with a giant inflatable colon, water beds, U-hauling coffins, clam-D-canes, Nebraska's new slogan, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 196 Oct 11, 2018
10/13/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 196 Oct 11, 2018
Tonight, Rick and Sarah are joined by the King of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! As a combined unit, we don our smartest clothes, place trouble-area items at the top of our action list, and really hit them where it hurts...we also unleash a whole other list of terms unrelated to the workplace to bring you the truth on topics like: Saran Wrap condoms, living phone fingers, what makes a desirable caveman, goofy dead whale disposal, llama photos in place of mail, dead body etiquette, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 195 Sept 30, 2018
10/01/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 195 Sept 30, 2018
Ice and The Face #195 -9.30.18- The International Podcast Day Special! Tonight we're teamed up with Stonz to fill your life with a certain level of importance. Join us, as we trudge through the consistent nightmares of life to bring you some perspective on such topics as: Bluetooth sex dolls, googly eyes for fish, eyeball swapping, nether region tortoise finds, penis contouring, mouth farts, a guy hit by a falling sheep, bee/humans hybrids, the turpentine body cleanse, and a lot more! Thanks for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 194 Sept 2, 2018
09/03/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 194 Sept 2, 2018
Tonight, we "welcome" back fellow surly world-hater, Stonz! Join us, as we pull on our hazmat suits and trudge forward through a world so stupidly perplexing, we nearly commit group ritual seppuku! Jump around in a circle in your underwear while we riff on this and that, opening up your third eye to such important topics as: Condom testing, what constitutes "fleeing", lally columns, fast food fish creations, cocaine and public wanking, fun with condiments, sex-doll brothel pricing, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 193 Aug 5, 2018
08/10/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 193 Aug 5, 2018
Tonight, we are "fortunate" enough to have reoccurring guest, Stonz in the house! Woot. Join the 3 of us, as we camp beneath the stars, breathing in all the diseased air of humanity into our lungs just to yack out some deep insights on amazing topics for you- stuff like: Re-using condoms, issues with a fainting goat at a Walmart, stealing live sharks with strollers, a fecal emergency light for your car, faking crazy, meth years vs. regular years, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 192 July 26, 2018
07/29/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 192 July 26, 2018
With special guest: Tony Tedesco! Tonight, we pull on our gas-soaked slippers and tip-toe over the hot coals of regular living just to fish you out a few knowledgeable words on such wonderful topics as: Alternative condom usage, Wegman-iacs, corn nuts, eating your friends nose, jaw power, burglaring Wifi, cosmetic surgery in 1895, an unsuspicious headless body, drinking at stop signs, tearing your own eyes out, Rudy Giuliani and a fecal matter, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 191 July 13, 2018
07/15/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 191 July 13, 2018
YOU GOT THIS! Ice and The Face #191 -7.13.18- exists! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back fellow dystopian cynic, Stonz! Together, we grimace hard yet chuckle softly as we dissect the fabric of existence itself. Meld your mind with our words as we verbally run-punch our way through such topicky topics as: Alternate Willy Wonka plots, a literary porn parody of Catcher in the Rye, when your baby is too heavy to rescue, debris, poisoned food, dating someone who looks like you, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 190 July 9, 2018
07/11/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 190 July 9, 2018
Well look at you! This is Ice and The Face #190 -7.9.18- and it will simply harm you! Tonight Rick and Sarah hunker down into a bunker of hate to cheerfully seethe and foam at the mouth, while painfully, yet gleefully, delivering you a unique perspective on such grandiose topics as: Audio-book voice-overs, alternative uses for condoms, tongue-born fish-children, screaming sperm, an alternative Golden Girls story line, a senior citizen takeover, a silicone nipple and milk issue, proper cornhole flooring...
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Ice and The Face Ep. 189 June 30, 2018
06/30/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 189 June 30, 2018
HI! This is Ice & The Face #189 -6.30.18- & it is here to put you in the car, & take you somewhere unfamiliar, and leave you there! Tonight, we kind of welcome back, reoccurring person on the show, Stonz! Together, we delve into the goings on in the world, and black out and overdose on the stupidity so badly, we don't even know what happened. Listen, as we blather on such greasy topics as: Haunted sex walls, sock machines, sperm ghosts, a guy with exploding shoe cameras, haunted penises, & a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 188 June 21, 2018
06/23/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 188 June 21, 2018
Well OMG! This is Ice and The Face #188 -6.21.18- and it is here to tear your mind apart...but in a fun way. Tonight, we welcome Czar of SuperTMH2.com, John Lacki! Joined together by way of similarly thinking brain meats, we throw down the gauntlet of truth, and with our insanely mighty incisors, we bite down, tear flesh, and spit into your face, the juicy truths on such sweet and salty topics as: Coked up eels, fish sperm sacks and human tongues, a bank robber who used his ID, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 187 June 1, 2018
06/03/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 187 June 1, 2018
YEAH! This is Ice and The Face #187 -6.1.18- with somewhat special guest, Stonz! Tonight, we make our way through the pustular nightmares of the human world. While wading through the muck of the mystery fluids of life, we dive head first into such topics as: The explosive burial of William the Conqueror, foot condoms, foot fetish limits, dominance-farts and nipple pinching, weathered nipples, fish-skin vaginas, idiot cake-makers, and a whole lot more! Thank you very much for listening! #RATE #COMMENT
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Ice and The Face Ep. 186 May 3, 2018
05/05/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 186 May 3, 2018
This is Ice & The Face #186 -5.3.18- & it will rip ALL your scary scabs off! Tonight, we welcome back to the show, dominant force on the internet, John Lacki of SuperTMH2.com! Together we build a blanket fort out of blankets & huddle together, shielding ourselves from the emerging mushroom cloud of normal person living. Thumbing through the endlessly unfinished book of regular life, we read & discuss such hotly important topics as: The newest yoga pant technology, clown problems & a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 185 Apr. 29, 2018
04/30/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 185 Apr. 29, 2018
AHOY! This is Ice and The Face #185 - 4.29.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back to the show, guest-like person, Stonz! Join us, and we dodge the shrapnel of normie living with Matrix like precision, slowing down the very worst of behaviors to a crawl, so we may point, bellow, and deliver to you and your hungry mind commentary on such steaming topics as: pointed testicle tickling, a double jointed man fighting cops, when a ham fire goes wrong, whether or not farting is bullying, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 184 Apr. 19, 2018
04/21/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 184 Apr. 19, 2018
This is Ice and The Face #184 - 4.19.18! Tonight, Rick and Sarah sit together and the very center of the universe, appalled, but nonetheless guffawing at the spectacle that is normal-person behaviors. Join us, as we chuckle at this and that, bringing you the important commentary you need on such dry-heaving topics as: Condom practice, exposing yourself at the mall, eye-mustaches, fecal matter on your eggs, accidentally climbing a mountain, aggressive toilet paper usage, public bidets, and a whole lot more!
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Ice and The Face Ep. 183 Apr. 7, 2018
04/08/2018
Ice and The Face Ep. 183 Apr. 7, 2018
Ice & The Face #183 -4.7.18! Tonight, Rick & Sarah welcome returning guest-like person, Stonz! Together, we try to navigate our way through the rotten landscape of human behavior and duck and cover ourselves from the shrapnel of the regular old awful world just to bring you the kind of sterling commentary you'd expect in times like these, focusing hard on such apocalyptic topics as: When trying to impress your friends with a giant clam goes wrong, strange enzyme dangers, placenta milkshakes, & a LOT MORE!
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