Idiot Check

Work-shy freeloaders spout guff with jingles.

Episode 51 - One Minute Plonk 07/22/2022

Episode 51 - One Minute Plonk Back by popular demand, Idiot Check has oozed its way back into the podcatchers of the few people that still care. Paul asks two weird questions, Tom is never sexy, and Luke cocks his leg like a little doggy to entertain his fans. Then they all have a lovely cup of splosh. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/23826539

Episode 50 - Great Bod, Old Head 04/03/2022

Episode 50 - Great Bod, Old Head The Idiot Check is BACK and samer than ever. Luke sells out, Paul's car blows up and Tom doesn't die. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/22665113

Episode 49.5 - The Swearent Trap 04/16/2021

Episode 49.5 - The Swearent Trap Luke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/18747773

Episode 49 - Poddle of Modd 02/14/2021

Episode 49 - Poddle of Modd Here comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/17945102

Episode 48 - The Memeing of Life: Never Make Up A Wife 11/22/2020

Episode 48 - The Memeing of Life: Never Make Up A Wife Two powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there. Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/16911416

Episode 47 - The Time Reversing Story Of The Year 09/17/2020

Episode 47 - The Time Reversing Story Of The Year Let it go, let it go Time to let the podcast soar Let it go, let it go Even though the jokes are poor I don't care what they're going to say Luke and Tom are fine And Paul's never been that racist anyway... /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/16057019

Episode 46 - Testoasterone 07/28/2020

Episode 46 - Testoasterone Wanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is? Well google it. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/15392132

Episode 45 - The Incredible Sulk 04/13/2020

Episode 45 - The Incredible Sulk Three isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13958585

Episode 44 - Jamboree Johnson 03/26/2020

Episode 44 - Jamboree Johnson Amidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?' /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13721165

Episode 43 - The Boy Who Cried "Milf" 02/19/2020

Episode 43 - The Boy Who Cried "Milf" Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13213400

Episode 42 - Stall Tockings 12/25/2019

Episode 42 - Stall Tockings Away in a country where the sun always shines Tom visits a man who is sad all the time A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things, And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/12526007

Episode 41 - The Wiener's Circle Chocolate Shake 11/05/2019

Episode 41 - The Wiener's Circle Chocolate Shake Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/11921555

Episode 40 - The Umpire Strikes Back 08/26/2019

Episode 40 - The Umpire Strikes Back The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/10996145

Episode 39.5 - Handy Andy Hand Shandy 03/20/2019

Episode 39.5 - Handy Andy Hand Shandy Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/9074735

Episode 39 - Phil Collins’ Pie 12/25/2018

Episode 39 - Phil Collins’ Pie 🎵 Good man Sital-Singh looked out On the town of Worthing Upon Teville Road roundabout Stood lots of dullards gurning Lanking high above them all A creature known as Paul And clutching tightly to his leash The other Idiot, whatever he’s called... 🎵 /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/8037704

Episode 38 - All On Himself 11/16/2018

Episode 38 - All On Himself Luke does it all on himself Paul does it all on himself Tom does it all on himself /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/7584779

Episode 37 - The One With Noel Edmonds 10/05/2018

Episode 37 - The One With Noel Edmonds Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he? /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/7132768

Episode 36 - Dwayne "The Plop" Johnson 08/25/2018

Episode 36 - Dwayne "The Plop" Johnson Percy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc... All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast! /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6967419

Episode 35 - Not A Wet Eye In The House 07/08/2018

Episode 35 - Not A Wet Eye In The House 🎶Three twats on a pod, Jingles, rarnts and whining, 35 hours of crud, Never stop subscribing!🎶 /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6785725

Episode 34 - Brexoff 05/30/2018

Episode 34 - Brexoff Rumble In The Jingle is back and Paul's misunderstood the brief. Luke perseveres with Shitstarter and Tom takes us to hospital... in Devon. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6648883

Episode 33 - Dead or No Dead with special guest Vladimir Putin 04/02/2018

Episode 33 - Dead or No Dead with special guest Vladimir Putin From across the pond Luke dabbles in drugs, Tom bashes baby voice and Paul laments ladders. Plus two new shit games from the people that brought you ‘Guess the bpm’. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6434703

Episode 32 - Your Rhyming Is A Criming 02/27/2018

Episode 32 - Your Rhyming Is A Criming The Idiots go to the Oscars and win big (kind of). Paul gets emotional at the Pay And Display, Tom collaborates with Shaggy and The Chuckle Brothers and Luke gets nervous around the self service. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6309495

Episode 31 - "Which One Of You Is Sanchez?" 01/26/2018

Episode 31 - "Which One Of You Is Sanchez?" Three idiots in the same room??? We must be in for something super special! Nope. Same old shit. Paul improves Star Wars, Tom does too much prep and Luke grills some Mexicans. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6192702

Episode 30 - Roger Sultry and the Sh*t Ninjas 11/20/2017

Episode 30 - Roger Sultry and the Sh*t Ninjas Luke's insulted by Supergirl, Paul takes advantage of a discreet waste removal service and Tom is the least funny. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5961938

Idiot Chunk #2: 'Making a Burgerer' 10/27/2017

Idiot Chunk #2: 'Making a Burgerer' The two stupidest idiots create the greatest/worstest jingle the chicken world has ever heard for the Bok Shop restaurant in Brighton. Listen to them unravel.. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5882970

Episode 29 - Charlie Craplin 10/02/2017

Episode 29 - Charlie Craplin Luke exacts his revenge on his electronics store nemesis, Paul's having a baby (shhhh...dont tell the internet) and Tom channels Lewis Hamilton /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5797425

Episode 28 - Apodalypse No 08/30/2017

Episode 28 - Apodalypse No It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's the idiot check. It's t /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5691146

Episode 27 - Roger Del Nodger 08/04/2017

Episode 27 - Roger Del Nodger The boys are back in town! Has the world changed or have they? Tom takes a massive hit all over the music industry, Luke is a Sital-Singhspiration to teens, and Paul gets absolutely sminted in Morocco. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5611055

Episode 26 - Magnum Porpoise 06/22/2017

Episode 26 - Magnum Porpoise Three prospective candidates. Who will get the most votes? Who will gain power? Who will triumph? Who's a massive racist? What is the answer to the question on everyone's lips... Who has written the best jingle about the election?? Find out on the latest episode of Idiot Check! /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5471470

Episode 25 - The Battle of Antutem 05/15/2017

Episode 25 - The Battle of Antutem Luke prepares for his nationwide tour of not-Guildford, Paul mourns the untimley and untrue demise of the Rolo and Tom takes on the dweebs in a scotch-egg-breath-filled nerd pit with his father-in-law. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5356422

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