Episode 51 - One Minute PlonkBack by popular demand, Idiot Check has oozed its way back into the podcatchers of the few people that still care. Paul asks two weird questions, Tom is never sexy, and Luke cocks his leg like a little doggy to entertain his fans. Then they all have a lovely cup of splosh. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/23826539
Episode 50 - Great Bod, Old HeadThe Idiot Check is BACK and samer than ever. Luke sells out, Paul's car blows up and Tom doesn't die./episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/22665113
Episode 49.5 - The Swearent TrapLuke makes a dog sad, Tom swears at his family and Paul relives a genuinely traumatic story. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/18747773
Episode 49 - Poddle of ModdHere comes the Idiot Check Podcast, limping across the line into 2021 like Paul Steel in a cross country race./episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/17945102
Episode 48 - The Memeing of Life: Never Make Up A WifeTwo powerful leaders go head to head in a battle of words and wits with not just the country, but the world at stake.... and Paul is also there. Just in time for no-one to be talking about the US election anymore. Idiot Check /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/16911416
Episode 47 - The Time Reversing Story Of The YearLet it go, let it go Time to let the podcast soar Let it go, let it go Even though the jokes are poor I don't care what they're going to say Luke and Tom are fine And Paul's never been that racist anyway... /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/16057019
Episode 46 - TestoasteroneWanna know about How toasters work? Or what the numbers in nappies pertain to? How about what the most common name in the world is? Well google it. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/15392132
Episode 45 - The Incredible SulkThree isolated musos take pointless personality tests, sing about washing their hands and talk about shitting. Again. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13958585
Episode 44 - Jamboree JohnsonAmidst a global crisis, three towering pillars of society tackle the hard questions....like 'when did Posh Spice set her sights on David Beckham?', 'What’s the worst name for a child?', and 'Would you like to defecate on a shelf?' /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13721165
Episode 43 - The Boy Who Cried "Milf"Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/13213400
Episode 42 - Stall TockingsAway in a country where the sun always shines Tom visits a man who is sad all the time A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things, And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/12526007
Episode 41 - The Wiener's Circle Chocolate ShakePaul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/11921555
Episode 40 - The Umpire Strikes BackThe triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/10996145
Episode 39.5 - Handy Andy Hand ShandyLuke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/9074735
Episode 39 - Phil Collins’ Pie🎵 Good man Sital-Singh looked out On the town of Worthing Upon Teville Road roundabout Stood lots of dullards gurning Lanking high above them all A creature known as Paul And clutching tightly to his leash The other Idiot, whatever he’s called... 🎵 /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/8037704
Episode 38 - All On HimselfLuke does it all on himself Paul does it all on himself Tom does it all on himself /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/7584779
Episode 37 - The One With Noel EdmondsDid Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?/episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/7132768
Episode 36 - Dwayne "The Plop" JohnsonPercy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc... All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast! /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6967419
Episode 35 - Not A Wet Eye In The House🎶Three twats on a pod, Jingles, rarnts and whining, 35 hours of crud, Never stop subscribing!🎶 /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6785725
Episode 34 - BrexoffRumble In The Jingle is back and Paul's misunderstood the brief. Luke perseveres with Shitstarter and Tom takes us to hospital... in Devon. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6648883
Episode 33 - Dead or No Dead with special guest Vladimir PutinFrom across the pond Luke dabbles in drugs, Tom bashes baby voice and Paul laments ladders. Plus two new shit games from the people that brought you ‘Guess the bpm’. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6434703
Episode 32 - Your Rhyming Is A Criming The Idiots go to the Oscars and win big (kind of). Paul gets emotional at the Pay And Display, Tom collaborates with Shaggy and The Chuckle Brothers and Luke gets nervous around the self service. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6309495
Episode 31 - "Which One Of You Is Sanchez?"Three idiots in the same room??? We must be in for something super special! Nope. Same old shit. Paul improves Star Wars, Tom does too much prep and Luke grills some Mexicans. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/6192702
Episode 30 - Roger Sultry and the Sh*t NinjasLuke's insulted by Supergirl, Paul takes advantage of a discreet waste removal service and Tom is the least funny. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5961938
Idiot Chunk #2: 'Making a Burgerer'The two stupidest idiots create the greatest/worstest jingle the chicken world has ever heard for the Bok Shop restaurant in Brighton. Listen to them unravel.. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5882970
Episode 29 - Charlie CraplinLuke exacts his revenge on his electronics store nemesis, Paul's having a baby (shhhh...dont tell the internet) and Tom channels Lewis Hamilton /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5797425
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Episode 27 - Roger Del NodgerThe boys are back in town! Has the world changed or have they? Tom takes a massive hit all over the music industry, Luke is a Sital-Singhspiration to teens, and Paul gets absolutely sminted in Morocco. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5611055
Episode 26 - Magnum PorpoiseThree prospective candidates. Who will get the most votes? Who will gain power? Who will triumph? Who's a massive racist? What is the answer to the question on everyone's lips... Who has written the best jingle about the election?? Find out on the latest episode of Idiot Check! /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5471470
Episode 25 - The Battle of AntutemLuke prepares for his nationwide tour of not-Guildford, Paul mourns the untimley and untrue demise of the Rolo and Tom takes on the dweebs in a scotch-egg-breath-filled nerd pit with his father-in-law. /episode/index/show/idiotcheck/id/5356422
