In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry podcast

Bret and Larry talk about reality tv, travel, vacationing, pop culture, Boston, funny situations and stories. Pretty much anything under the sun. If you enjoy laughing you WILL love this podcast.

In the Drunk Tank Episode 42 02/14/2023

In the Drunk Tank Episode 42 Love is in the air! It's the "My funny valentine" episode. Join in the Love, Laughs, and Hilarity of the Drunk Tank's first ever Valentine's day episode. This love and murder filled episode stars Bret and Larry's BFF's Tom and Chris revealing how the guys met and their ideas for the perfect date. Bret gets hilariously outraged when his uncanny resemblance to the Simpsons Police Chief Wiggum is revealed in our version of The Newlywed Game. Secrets are revealed such as the naughty name of the first restaurant Chris and Bret ate at and the winning pick up line Larry used on Tom. Find out why Larry is saddened after being DM'd by "Faye Dunaway". Do not miss this once in a lifetime heartfelt episode. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/25921143

In the Drunk Tank Episode 41 01/27/2023

In the Drunk Tank Episode 41 "R" rating for this episode. Joey Covino from Amazing Race returns to the Drunk Tank to make a major announcement which turns this episode into a "Drunk Tank Exclusive". Not for the kids! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/25744641

In the Drunk Tank Episode 40 12/09/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 40 Bret and Larry welcome Trish Hagerty from Survivor season 28 Cagayan back into the Drunk Tank to talk about her new show Snake in the Grass on NBC. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/25273983

In the Drunk Tank Episode 39 11/17/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 39 The Moose is on the juice in this episode that wraps up Bret and Larry's summer shenanigans in PTOWN. Find out who the Moose is and what's in his juice in this very episode! The boys reminisce about Larry's jilted would be romantic liaison in Ireland and Bret's birthday suit dip in Larry's Buzzard Bay pond. Get all the juicy details in this episode of In the Drunk Tank! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/25045977

In the Drunk Tank Episode 38 09/30/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 38 Dern is Back!! Need I say more? Paulie helps to keep him on track. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/24542772

In the Drunk Tank Episode 37 06/10/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 37 Fan favorite Big Paulie returns to the Tank to reminisce about hanging with Bret and Larry at past Pride Events. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/23384054

In the Drunk Tank Episode 36 05/26/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 36 Bret and Larry start this one off by talking about the Johnny Depp Trial. Then, YouTuber and Tik Tok star StanChris drops into the Tank to help the guys with their social media, telling his coming out stories, and introduces them to thirst traps. This is a fun episode not to be missed! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/23232770

In the Drunk Tank Episode 35 05/04/2022

In the Drunk Tank Episode 35 Bret and Larry are back! In this episode they talk about Larry's big trip across America stopping at Mt. Vernon, Monticello, and Dollywood all with Scarlett leaving a trail of "Grumpy's" across the nation! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/23002301

In the Drunk Tank Episode 34 12/24/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 34 Merry Christmas! Larry tells all about his "Rocking" Christmas and Bret recalls a very successful whale watch down the Cape. Grab some spiked eggnog and enjoy this holiday treat from In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry! Happy Holidays and we will see you next year!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/21591632

In the Drunk Tank Episode 33 12/09/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 33 Bret and Larry drag fellow Bostonian and once Mayoral candidate Peggy Davis Mullen into the Drunk Tank to dish about her years in Boston politics. Peggy fills Bret in on some of the shenanigans she and Larry used to get into back in the day when Peggy was in politics as well as the famed Sundance Film Festival. Peggy and Larry recall meeting then Senator Ted Kennedy at Pegs birthday dinner AND Ethel Kennedy in a chance encounter in Utah of all places. Be sure to check out this episode loaded with stories only Bostonians could tell!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/21428894

In the Drunk Tank Episode 32 11/24/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 32 The Thanksgiving Episode. Bret and Larry celebrate Thanksgiving in the Drunk Tank with local turkey Joe Covino. Pour a glass of wine after your turkey dinner and relax with this fun episode of In The Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/21268166

In the Drunk Tank Episode 31 11/05/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 31 Charlie Jamieson Bret and Larry welcome Charlie Jamieson a good friend, drinking buddy, and the talented leader of the Charlie Jamieson Trio Jazz Band. Charlie is a well known and beloved bon Vivant and raconteur who regales the boys with behind the scenes stories from his musical career. From his days in the US Navy Band playing for Presidents to his gigs in Juke Joints and Church choir lofts Charlie and the boys drink and laugh through another hilarious (and sometimes NSFW) fun filled episode. Tune in to hear which US Senator all 3 of the guys coincidentally met, which giant of the wrestling world Charlie knocked back beers with and which raven haired Hollywood actress gave Charlie the cold shoulder! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/21058862

In the Drunk Tank Episode 30 10/22/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 30 Larry and Bret invite Amazing Race finalist and friend Joey Covino back into the Drunk Tank. Grab a drink and buckle up before listening cause its always a bumpy ride when Joey is on. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/20900525

In the Drunk Tank Episode 29 10/08/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 29 The boys take it easy after their big Interview with Robert Wahlberg. They talk about Larry's big trip West in a Lamborghini with Bret, Harry, a dog, and a chicken. Bret returns to a movie theatre for the first time since Covid. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/20749748

In the Drunk Tank Episode 28 09/23/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 28 Bret and Larry are wicked excited to invite famed local Boston Actor Bob Wahlberg into the Drunk Tank! (Yes one of those Wahlbergs) Bob regales us with stories and anecdotes from his many years in the entertainment industry. You'll want to tune in to get the inside scoop on family secrets, the marriage advice he gave to a famous celebrity, his first time “working” with Jack Nicholson, and other true tales from Tinseltown to Beantown. The boys left an open invitation for Bob to return to the Tank, if and ONLY, when his gorgeous wife Gina can accompany him. This is a DO NOT MISS episode!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/20572838

In the Drunk Tank Episode 27 09/09/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 27 Bret gets a late start on this episode due to Larry bumping into an old friend in Cape Cod traffic which turned into an episode of day drinking. The boys explain how they escaped the now infamous July 4th, 2021 Provincetown, Massachusetts Covid super spreader event. Listen in to hear which member of a popular 90's boy band was also in town but went unnoticed by fans because Bret was catching all the attention! Bret and Larry invite themselves back to Jon and Ritchies place for a nightcap and end up NOT stealing anything from their beautiful home. An amazing Boston based celebrity is announced as a guest! So pull up a stool and grab a couple of cold ones for another episode of In the Drunk Tank with Bret and Larry! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/20415857

In the Drunk Tank Episode 26 06/16/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 26 The Sunday Episode. Dolly Parton opens our special tribute and remembrance to our good friend and fellow Survivor Sunday Burquest. Rest in Peace and God bless, we miss you. (1971-2021) /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/19494857

In the Drunk Tank Episode 25 05/07/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 25 Bret becomes the new spokesman for Fox and Robin modeling their new clothing line for Larry's amusement. Larry learns why cruises and OUI checkpoints are such a DRAG.... and then makes a new friend at the Deli counter of Gelsen's supermarket in San Diego. The boys also talk ragtime as they sip on an array of alcohol delivered by Drizzly paid for by their old friend Gary at Road[plates. Larry was not available to write the description for this episode which is why its lacking its normal flair. I assure you the episode is not however..... /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/19013426

In the Drunk Tank Episode 24 04/08/2021

In the Drunk Tank Episode 24 The Hoppy Easter Edition. Bret and Larry knock back the last of the beers while waiting for a booze delivery from the Easter Bunny himself A.K.A. Gary from Roadplates.com. Bret is excited to finally be fully vaccinated and updates us on his recent vacation trip to Nic and Vic's Orlando wedding where he scored some fabulous swag for Larry. Bret's Nashville trip is almost ruined by Joey Covino's budget minded Air BnB choice. Speaking of Nashville......Larry fills us in on his friend Mary Frances' tour of the South in the "Golden Turd" and her trip to the dildo motel. The episode literally ends on a high note, in the form of a personal birthday wish to Larry from none other than the amazing Betty Buckley! SO crack open a beer and some Easter candy and enjoy episode 24. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/18647249

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 23 02/11/2021

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 23 It's the long, long, long, long episode that never ends. Tipping the scales at over 2 hours! You'll need to pour yourself a tall one and settle in for this epic 23rd episode of In the Drunk Tank. This one starts out sober enough but quickly devolves into the usual drunken hijinx. "Cousin Steve" makes his long, long, long, long overdue debut in the Tank, and his future role in the show is revealed. Larry and Steve drag a few family skeletons out of the closet and Steve dishes on his date with the stunning long dead actress Lee Remick. This episode finally answers the age old question "What's it all about?" At long last, Bret is tricked into revealing what everyone knew all along, that he is a fan of Broadway showtunes. A long, long, long, long discussion ensues about the 1960's film gem Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Steve's calming effect on Bret and Larry's drunken ramblings is felt throughout this raucous episode. The episode finally ends with Steve's story of the also stunning also long dead Nookie Green. Sorry for the long, long, long, long description. So long......for now. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/17907257

In the Drunk Tank Episode 22 11/24/2020

In the Drunk Tank Episode 22 The boys take the show on the road again and broadcast from Bret's beach shack in PTOWN. With Thanksgiving right around the corner this episode is one big shout-out to the many loyal followers of In the Drunk Tank...A.K.A. "The Tankers." Bret and Larry answer several calls to the HOOT line and read a couple of 5 star reviews left on itunes, leaving the boys thankful for all of the fans input. The sordid tale of "Choo Choo Charlie is a revealing true crime tale thrown in just in case this episode was too PG rated. Thanks again to all the faithful TANKERS! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/16931156

In the Drunk Tank Episode 21 11/06/2020

In the Drunk Tank Episode 21 The empties really pile up in this episode of In the Drunk Tank. In giddy anticipation of the first ever - Celebrity visitor to actually venture into the Drunk Tank, the boys do some pre-gaming to near disastrous results. The episode is saved by the talent and professionalism of the celebrity guest himself. Enter- Mr. Michael Devine, a recently retired NYPD Sergeant and star of HBO's current hit series The Undoing, costarring Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant, and Donald Sutherland. Michael overcomes the challenges of dealing with the two drunken podcast hosts to regale us with stories from his career as a NYPD cop and his experiences on the set of The Undoing. Much is revealed in this raucous episode including some on point questions for Mike from "The Neighbors." Stay till the end where Bret and Larry ambush Mike with a blast from his past- A surprise visit from "Sketchy the Clown." /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/16705340

In the Drunk Tank Episode 20 10/05/2020

In the Drunk Tank Episode 20 The boys are finally back at it. After a brief summer hiatus the Drunk Tank is again open for business. Bret is knocking back his new favorite fall beer while Larry downs the Bud Lights as they both bask in the glow of Larry's Christmas present from Tom, which was flown in from Wuhan China. No joke. Bret has been busy outside the Tank filming spots for MTV and a healthcare commercial. He reluctantly gives us the details. Bret offers Larry a discount on his Cameo account and reveals that Larry's friends are talking out of school about his antics from long ago. Grab yourself a cocktail and jump back on the Drunk Tank train! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/16271888

In the Drunk Tank Episode 19 05/07/2020

In the Drunk Tank Episode 19 Bret and Larry remain 6 feet apart and holed up in the Drunk Tank weathering the pandemic. In this episode they are joined by their mutual friend, the self titled "Goombah Paulie." Paulie has enjoyed and endured many trips with the boys and enters into the Drunk Tank to give his take on traveling at home and aboard together. Paulie is amazed to learn that this episodes surprise guest in not only a bonafide Mega Star but also his old pal Carson Kressley!! Carson takes a break from the Fab life at his horse ranch in Pennsylvania and filming Ru Paul's Drag Race to call into the Drunk Tank to chit chat and dish about his fabulous life and friendship with all the guys in the tank. Bret and Carson both gush over having bonded with Cher. Larry gets the back story behind Carson's amazing personalized gift from Cher, while Paulie tells how he first met Carson and takes a stab at Moral Dilemma. This is a not to be missed episode we know you will get a laugh from. Enjoy and stay safe.!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/14319398

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 04/16/2020

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 They're drunk again! After an update on the current season of CBS's Survivor Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline. (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry then bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game from '74 and the shows connection to Cape Cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets....icky!! Prepare yourself a cocktail, settle in, and prepare to kill and hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/14012105

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 04/16/2020

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 18 They're drunk again! After an update of the current season of Survivor, Bret and Larry answer multiple calls to their Call the Cops hotline (617-910-HOOT) Larry is punked by Bret and a cohort who bust on Larry for his rusting "car collection." Larry bores Bret with his tangential deconstruction of The Match Game 1974 and the show's connection to cape cod. Keep the hand sanitizer nearby because another round of the game Moral Dilemma gets ...icky!! So make yourself a cocktail, get comfortable, and prepare to kill an hour and twenty minutes of tomfoolery! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/14011328

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17 03/30/2020

In the Drunk Tank Ep. 17 The Quarantine episode. For the one year anniversary episode of In the The Drunk Tank the guys practice their social distancing within the tank and detail the Saint Patrick's day episode that never was. A plan to show up at listeners houses is hatched amid the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020. Bret describes his Aubergine smoking jacket and reveals why his hand is often in Larry's meat drawer. After fashion tips from Carson Kressley the episode ends with details of the time when Bret embarrassed Larry right in front of Betty Buckley at Joe's Pub in NYC. Stay safe, stay home, and enjoy this episode! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/13757903

In the Drunk Tank Episode 16 02/11/2020

In the Drunk Tank Episode 16 Belly up to the bar and listen in as Bret and Larry go it alone in the Drunk Tank where the booze is flowing and the "F" bombs are flying as the two return from extended trips abroad. After a few too many Tito's and Soda's, Bret falsely accuses Larry of larceny at the Von Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe Vermont. (Defamation lawsuit to follow) Then its Rub a Dub Dub as Bret gives tips on making unwanted new friends in a recent hot tub soak, but then bails himself out by dining at Manhattan's famed NOBU RESTAURANT WITH (a friend who met) NICOLE KIDMAN! Larry rambles on, boring Bret to tears about taking a trip down a rabbit hole at 3 am with long dead Boston born Broadway Diva Dorothy Louden. Larry's singing is awful as usual. This show crashes to an end as they play a raunchy round of "Moral Dilemma." Cover the kids and dogs ears for this one and enjoy!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/13103945

In the Drunk Tank Episode 15 12/24/2019

In the Drunk Tank Episode 15 The Christmas Episode! Enjoy the Holidays with Larry, Bret, Dern, and Friends. The guys hold a holiday open house in the Drunk Tank and many friends and neighbors stop by to help spread holiday cheer. From all of us here in the Drunk Tank please have a safe and happy holiday season!! /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/12520016

In the Drunk Tank Episode 14 11/18/2019

In the Drunk Tank Episode 14 Bret, Larry, along with special guest and two time Survivor contestant Zeke Smith journey down to Provincetown Massachusetts for their first ever Spooky Bear Halloween weekend. Booze, costumes, and more booze make this a fun filled weekend that can not be missed. Bret's friend (and Larry's) Jipper (Or maybe its Chipper??) stops by and adds his two cents. Not really sure what this one's about, but it was fun as usual. /episode/index/show/inthedrunktank/id/12073922

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