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Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast

Greetings Gearthlings… Welcome aboard Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. I’m your host, Jay Lloyd. Here’s where Inspired Spirituality meets Hard Science meets Timeless philosophy meets Humor meets You! If you watch the news it would seem like armageddon is gedden it’s big boy pants on for one more blast from the past of male pattern leadership. But it’s not a done deal, and here on Planet Gearth, we aim to spread the love… As your host, I’ll be guiding us toward a better tomorrow with the help of my ascendant team of masters and disasters. And as a Voice-Actor it works out pretty good, since I’ll be channeling all of their voices from deep inside my universal consciousness and vocal cords. Propelled by a questionable sense of humor, innate joy of life, deep love of nature, wild wonder at the magic in the stars, and a wanderlust for multi-dimensional places to teleport to, to telepathically talk to, unthinkable thinkers, of thoughts humans have never thought of before. Our mission is to seek out strange new insights, go where no podcast has gone before, here and in galaxies far far away, like to infinity and beyond. And to be pleasant while doing it. With our rag-tag band of ArchAngels, Fallen Angels, Ascendant Masters, Profits, Ex-Profits, Non-Profits, Alien Overlords, Astrological Aficionados, Channelers, Mediums, Psychics, Spirits, Ghosts, Hosts and more… we’ll mind-meld, like dark chocolate melds to the space between your teeth and gums, with the latest that Science, Philosophy, and Spirituality have to offer, and perhaps more importantly see how they can all finally work together. Can you feel it? A massive energetic shift is rocking the planet. Governments reeling, shifting, and toppling like avalanches with reckless abandon. Tariff Wars tanking global markets bringing fear and loathing to financial systems here, there, and everywhere…even in galaxies far far away, who totally bet on Earth’s human foibles. On top of that, Gaia, our very source of life itself is bringing never-before-seen earthquakes, fires, floods, and extreme weather wreaking its wrath with diabolical destruction. She seems very angry at her human offspring. And really can you blame her? Earth Day was initiated on April, 22nd 1970 in light of several man-made environmental disasters. And 55 years later It sure seems like Malevolent Madmen are still pulling the levers of power. It’s not cool messing with Mother Nature cause Gaia’s wrath can easily end mankind’s path… And yet at the same time... Science & Tech booming Spirituality booming Philosophy booming and looming as we strive to understand Mind Bending AI Breakthroughs, Quantum Consciousness, Constant Cosmic Constant Conundrums, Secret Alien Project Managers, Robot Acrobatics, Wild Wisdom from the Ancients, Psychics & Seers soothing our Souls with Spiritual Incarnations, Interdimensional Archangel Teams, Ascendent Masters, Light Workers, Breath Healers, and Near Death Experiencers… We'll delve into all of that and more... Are we living in an over-amped world about to blow a fuse… How long can this last? Fear not, for this sheer chaos heralds a great awakening... As the veil of reality is shifting, human consciousness is riding a tidal wave of ever-growing vibrations of ascendance, increasingly reverberating into once in a life-changing transformation. Know this, it is your thoughts, emotions, and intentions that help fuel the collective energy field, which is now experiencing a profound restructuring as the vibrational frequency of the planet is increasing. The key to navigating this shift is elevating your conscious awareness… what you focus on you amplify…we are the creators of our own vibrations... Simple… Create love instead of hate, inspiration, and joy, instead of fear and loathing… this is all it takes to change the world, a groundswell of rising good vibrations, ushering a new epoch of peace, love, and understanding. What’s so funny about that? If you like, subscribe, and listen, together, we’ll try and find out with a sense of wonder and humor, for humor is one of the best ways to deal with sheer chaos! What are vibrations? How can we raise them? What discoveries are on the horizon? Can we make bacteria that eats all the plastic pollution we’ve created? Are Quantum Fields more Conscious of us than we are of them? Can any setback be reversed by simply staying positive, accepting, and learning from it? Imagine if it were true, and that simple, that our individual positive energy can actually impact all of society at large in ways never before realized… That, simply not taking the bait and falling into fear and anger and just being penetratingly positive, kind, and caring could usher in a new age of abundance for all, not just the few, but the many. People who fiercely focus on winning fame and money may find some fame and some money but do not usually find true happiness. Only love of self and others can find a happy face in the mirror. On Planet Gearth we believe, Let go of your fears. Let go of your ego and raise your vibrations to embrace the universal consciousness that powers all things. Once you tune into the flow of universal energy you will come into synchronicity with a higher level of vibrational existence. Not woo woo but who knew? Let go of your cynicism and let’s get positive! Get on board Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. Here we make evolving fun! Now is the Time… Here is the Place... This is the Way... Life is a series of 50/50 questions, that are, 100 percent impossible to answer... Together, we’ll take our best shot Learn. Pivot Take our best shot. Learn. Pivot And so it goes... I will not be selling you anything except love and expanding our consciousness together until it bulges into the next dimension. I am not a Guru, Channeler, Psychic, or expert in any dimension. I’m just an intuitive guy who loves life and would like to make it better for all of us. I’ll introduce more of my Dimension Ascension Galactic Team in our round table segment coming up after a very special interview in our premiere episode. To kick off the festivities, our premiere episode goes back over 350 years in time to find a 17th Century Philosopher who as mentioned, was so far ahead of his time… he’s here tonight! Dutch philosopher, Benidict de Spinoza! His ideas and notions got him labeled as a heretic in his time but he has subsequently influenced some of the greatest philosophers and thinkers of all time. When asked if he believed in God. Einstein famously quipped. I believe in Spinoza’s God. And Einstein was no dummy. So, tune in, listen up, and experience the emergence of Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. (New logo to come) A production of Sightgag Studios, LLC, © all rights reserved.

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info_outline Showrunner Andi Copley Interview 02/18/2019
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