Evil Thoughts

Welcome to the home of Joes rantings and ravings. Joe shares his thoughts on current events, politics, space and the future.

DUMB DOWN 02/20/2026

DUMB DOWN CA Governor & presidential wannabe, Gavin Newsom says he has no idea where his birth certificate is & that's why he opposes the SAVE ACT! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40178350

BUSTED 02/19/2026

BUSTED Prince Andrew has been arrested in connection to the Epstein files. It's not for what you think, although media outlets like to clickbait! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40167465

PAYWALL 02/18/2026

PAYWALL Looks like the honeymoon's over in NYC as Leftist superstar Mayor Mamdani proposes raiding the city's retirement reserves & rainy day funds, along with raising property taxes on the locals. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40153875

Evil Thoughts 2/17/26 02/17/2026

Evil Thoughts 2/17/26 On today's show- more on Sandy Cortez and HRC's TDS called out in Munich. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40141860

BAD BOZO 02/16/2026

BAD BOZO The Munich Security Conference aka "Davos with guns" concluded this weekend. The usual suspects were there including Sandy Cortez, who went on to say, "Whiteness is imaginary!" /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40128005

SHOW TIME! 02/13/2026

SHOW TIME! The women who claim they are Epstein victims are mad at Pam Bondi for not redacting their names, so they show up on Capitol Hill as props for Democrats, who expose them further. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40102235

WORD TURD 02/12/2026

WORD TURD The House passes the SAVE Act, and we are treated to another nonsensical classic from the queen of word salads, Kamala Harris! Spoiler alert! She doesn't support it. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40090465

COLD CASE 02/11/2026

COLD CASE Ring doorbell images of Nancy Guthrie's suspected abductor were released yesterday. Eleven days after she was reported missing, there are no persons of interest, no proof of life & no money paid. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40078425

TICK TOCK 02/10/2026

TICK TOCK This morning Oversight Chairman James Comer announced plans to refer Somalia's gift to the United States, Ilhan Omar to the House Ethics Committee. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40062620

POWER PLAY 02/09/2026

POWER PLAY While the Patriots barely avoided humiliation at Super Bowl LX, the USA did not. The halftime show was a Lefty flex, a celebration of every culture in this hemisphere except us, because in woke minds we deserve our comeuppance. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40047660

TROPE SLOPE 02/06/2026

TROPE SLOPE Trump posted a video featuring A.I. Obamas as monkeys on Truth Social. Internet on fire in...3...2...1... /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40022585

BURN NOTICE 02/05/2026

BURN NOTICE The L.A. Times is alleging that Mayor Karen Bass covered up and altered key details of the after action report on the L.A. fires. She says, "no" but Rick Caruso smells blood in the water. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/40010685

HOT SEAT 02/04/2026

HOT SEAT Bill Gates is denying allegations that he partied with Epstein, got an STD from a Russian woman & plotted to drug his wife, Melinda. Meanwhile 3.5 million pages of docs have been released and there is STILL no list of JOHNS. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39996135

BOOMERANG 02/03/2026

BOOMERANG The Tongva tribe has confirmed that Billie Elish's home is indeed situated on "ancestral land" and that she has not yet reached out to them regarding her cushy crib. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39982960

USEFUL IDIOTS 02/02/2026

USEFUL IDIOTS Last night's Grammy Awards was a clown show of useful idiots which included Ketanji Brown Jackson & Don Lemon, who got a standing O at a separate ceremony! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39969305

LEMON SQUEEZED 01/30/2026

LEMON SQUEEZED Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was arrested by the Feds last night in Los Angeles. Cue a conga line of Leftists characterizing him as a 1st Amendment journalist just doing his job. Call it Lemon Aid! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39938360

OVER THE TOP 01/29/2026

OVER THE TOP New vid has surfaced showing lefty martyr Alex Pretti kicking the rear brake light off an ICE vehicle while screaming, "Eff you Nazi's, Assault me, Motherfu-ker." Meanwhile Stephen Colbert says comparing ICE agents to Nazi's isn't fair to the Nazis! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39926595

INCOMING 01/28/2026

INCOMING Everybody's favorite ungrateful immigrant, Ilhan Omar got a scare yesterday while hosting a Town Hall in Minneapolis. Her funky wine "business" in CA may end up being a bigger problem. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39913515

FULL MOON 01/27/2026

FULL MOON Trump strikes a deal w/ Tim Walz and local cops are now cooperating with ICE agents, who had a cheeky message for protesters last night outside their hotel. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39900890

CHAOS CUCK 01/26/2026

CHAOS CUCK Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara says the Feds shouldn't enforce immigration law because people are upset. Meanwhile Trump downplays the situation while Lefty politicians amp up the crazy. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39885955

EGO TRIP 01/23/2026

EGO TRIP Reveling in the attention, wannabe media star Don Lemon taunts the DoJ after a Federal Magistrate Judge declined to sign his arrest warrant. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39853825

FAFO 2/22/26 01/22/2026

FAFO 2/22/26 3 of the principal protesters at the Cities Church in St. Paul last Sunday are in Federal custody this morning. This includes the obnoxious dude with the beard, William Kelly. Apparently Don Lemon is also a target of the DoJ. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39832260

BIG DAWG 01/21/2026

BIG DAWG Evil Trump speaks at Davos and holds a mirror to the face of the Euroweenies. #greenland /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39816170

THE JOKER 01/20/2026

THE JOKER Gavin Newson is already in Davos, Switzerland at the World Economic Summit, lamenting that he should have brought knee pads for all the European leaders ahead of Trump's arrival tomorrow. #greenland /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39802380

WALKING IT BACK 01/19/2026

WALKING IT BACK Don Lemon: on people fleeing the church service that he & others crashed yesterday, "It is traumatic for the people, and that's what protesting is about." Now that the DoJ is investigating he's singing from a different hymnal. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39788555

TEMU GOV 01/16/2026

TEMU GOV Tim Walz has made another vid excusing rabid protesters as just good people looking out for their neighbors. Meanwhile the guy who stole the rifle from the ICE vehicle is a gang member with a long rap sheet. Raul Gutierrez, with a history of violent crimes is in Federal custody this morning. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39762075

DELUSIONAL 01/15/2026

DELUSIONAL Minneapolis Mayor, Jacob Frey laments the fact that he only has 600 police officers to fight 3,000 ICE agents. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39750415

PRETZEL LOGIC 01/14/2026

PRETZEL LOGIC The very same people who brag about getting a Black woman on the Supreme Court can't tell you what a woman is because they're not doctors! This kind of reasoning is cancer in the court. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39731490

HATE MACHINE 01/13/2026

HATE MACHINE Scott Adams passed away this morning. People Magazine wastes no time calling him a racist. /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39718960

CIAO ALOHA SHALOM 12/31/2025

CIAO ALOHA SHALOM On today's New Years Eve show we say goodbye to 2025 and welcome 2026! /episode/index/show/joecrummey/id/39577985

Evil Thoughts

TOPICS