My Brother, My Brother And Me
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info_outline MBMBaM 460: Dr. Praetorium’s Fudge-a-matorium 05/21/2019
MBMBaM 460: Dr. Praetorium’s Fudge-a-matorium Today’s episode is ALL about dad-hacks, which is to say, how to hack your dad and make him buy you AS MANY expensive fish tanks as you want. We won’t lie: It’s not gonna be easy. But when you’ve got your hands on one of these big, aquatic beauties, you’ll know it was all worth it. Suggested talking points: We The Fans, Fungus Medicine Theft, Authentic Egg Stink, Ancient Chocolates, The Earl of Earl of Sandwich, Travis Tritt’s Fish n’ Shits, Anarchist Ellen
info_outline MBMBaM 459: Face 2 Face: You Know, Like Eggs? 05/13/2019
MBMBaM 459: Face 2 Face: You Know, Like Eggs? We’re scattered hither and yon this week, so here’s our recent live show from the Shire-esque paradise known as Salt Lake City. Join us for discussions of homemade knives, skull-based fighting techniques and, hands down, the yuckiest Munch Squad ever.
info_outline MBMBaM 458: Race Island: A Horse Show 05/06/2019
MBMBaM 458: Race Island: A Horse Show A criminal crime happened in front of a breathless nation, and we’re just supposed to sit back and just like, celebrate a weak horse? This will not stand. We will not stand for it. Suggested talking point: A Robbery on the Racetrack, Darth Navarro, Batilda, Big Awesome Bones, Wet and International Hamburgers, Susan Office, A Thrifty Snip
info_outline MBMBaM 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice 04/29/2019
MBMBaM 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice™! Grind up the day! Here is Beanjuice™. It is an exciting opportunity: A contest, maybe! But one thing’s for sure: High-end luxury, and youth, and it’s not the stuff that’s left over in a can of beans, so please stop telling people that. Suggested talking points: Beanjuice™, Amateur Panera Bread Server, Jerry Seinfeld: Latency-free Gamer, Off to See the Lizard, Rob Lowe’s Murderglobes, Accidental Butt Smack
info_outline MBMBaM 456: Good Happy Taste!!! 04/22/2019
MBMBaM 456: Good Happy Taste!!! Keep your head on a swivel as we celebrate this birthday season, because there’s a LOT OF STUFF out to get us. Fridge traps, Cager the Basketball Monster, Minecraft Spiders — just, like, look lively, friends. Suggested talking points: Creams and Cakes, Birthday Boy Billy, Guinea Pig Brother, Fridge Epidemic, Disrespectful Hoops, Happy Taste Good, Joe’s Apartment But With Spiders, Boo Club
info_outline MBMBaM 455: Fear Sponging Material 04/15/2019
MBMBaM 455: Fear Sponging Material Take a load off, friends. We know you’ve got your fair share of worries — heck, we all do. We’re here for you! Just whisper ‘em right here, right up our shirt sleeve. Let the shirt do the rest. Suggested talking points: The Taxmen Cameth, The Good New Art, Moto Dog, Ticket to Family, Cavemans, Pretzel Abominations, Bustin’ In, Koi Care
info_outline MBMBaM 454: Face 2 Face: April Foods’ Day 04/08/2019
MBMBaM 454: Face 2 Face: April Foods’ Day We apologize to the city of San Jose for how many pranks we did on this episode, in which we celebrated the Great Pranking Day while recording a live show. If you want to be similarly pranked, good news! This episode also has details on the Become the Monster tour, coming (maybe) to a city near you!
info_outline MBMBaM 453: The Grotto of Gains 04/01/2019
MBMBaM 453: The Grotto of Gains Wow, oh boy, do we hope you love benign observational humor. Oh jeez. We’ve really put all our chips down on benign observational humor, and if that doesn’t pay off — yikes! We’re gonna lose our shirts! Suggested talking points: PGA Street Ball, Owl Trust, Bug Armor, Emergency Greeting Card, Jacked Triton, A Wet Edible Aggro Crag, Candy Boss, The Ravioli Beast
info_outline MBMBaM 452: The Cornbread Heist of the Century 03/25/2019
MBMBaM 452: The Cornbread Heist of the Century It’s week two of the MaxFunDrive, and already we’re looking for ways to boost our bottom line on the off chance this whole operation goes off the rails. If you see that sweet yellow bread sailing through the clouds, you’ll know our mission was a success. Suggested talking points: Shazam-Watch, Serve Yourself, Pet Crocodile, Hammy Sagar, The P’Zone Cometh, The Point of Bubble Baths, Cornbread Drones, Whoopie Cushion Strategy Guide
info_outline MBMBaM 451: Spider-Man’s Magic Potion 03/18/2019
MBMBaM 451: Spider-Man’s Magic Potion Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! We’re kicking things off with a genuine POTION PARTY! Come and get strong and fast and powerful with us, and consider kicking in a donation while you’re at it! This potion’s for you! Suggested talking points: The Piper, Surprise Bonus Fish, Big Monster Wheel Power Boy, My Foul Lady, Guy-Pounded Chicken, The Best Potion, Orgling, DVD Dead Drops
info_outline MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract 03/11/2019
MBMBaM 450: Face 2 Face: The Emoji Contract We’re currently setting sail, looking for ancient treasures and sunken artifacts on the Atlantic Ocean on the JoCo Cruise! In the meantime, enjoy our recent live show from New Orleans! This episode is NOT HAUNTED.
info_outline MBMBaM 449: The Cable Pie 03/04/2019
MBMBaM 449: The Cable Pie Just in case you happen to physically see us sometime in the next few months, you might want to listen to this one, just to explain the beautiful, grime-free spaces between our pressure-blasted choppers. Gosh. GOSH, those teeth spaces, though. Suggested talking points: Waterpik Watch, Breakfast Break and Enter, Nintendo Nephew Dog, Romance Novel Deception, Jim Carrey Party, Farm Wisdom: Down Under, Karaoke Lessons
info_outline MBMBaM 448: Bird Words 02/25/2019
MBMBaM 448: Bird Words This episode features some of the narrowest narrow-casting yet recorded in human history, which is to say: If you’ve got a science report about Birds due at school tomorrow morning, we’ve absolutely got you on this one. Suggested talking points: Justin’s Soundboard, Snowblower Preferences, Hot Grapes?, Eight Paper Towel Rolls, Moist Magazines, AI Taxi, 50 Avian Descriptors
info_outline MBMBaM 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture 02/12/2019
MBMBaM 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture Here’s our live show, presented before a profoundly rowdy Birmingham audience, in which sensitive issues are discussed. Drink deeply of this episode, lapping its precious nutrients out of the palm of our upturned hands.
info_outline MBMBaM 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths 02/04/2019
MBMBaM 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths This episode is all about food mistakes, which -- you know, we could save a lot of time writing these descriptions if we just used that as a boilerplate for every episode. This, and all episodes: Food mistakes. Suggested talking points: 200 Convo Starties for Guys, Raccoon Ciabatta, Wingilingus, My Body is My Dad, Navigational Woes, Hole Uncle, Foodlifting
info_outline MBMBaM 444: The 100 Wishes of the Pandemonium Cube 01/28/2019
MBMBaM 444: The 100 Wishes of the Pandemonium Cube So, you think you’re tough enough to crack on into the Pandemonium Cube? Huh! Well, I hope you enjoy being a skeleton, because that’s what you’re gonna be after you fail to open the Pandemonium Cube — a SKELETON. Suggested talking points: They Shall Not Grow Old Watch, Sora’s Savior, Burrito Love Discount, Dream Commercials, “Secret Shopping”, Say It With Donuts, Haircut Convo
info_outline MBMBaM 442: Justin’s Special Shower Sauce 01/14/2019
MBMBaM 442: Justin’s Special Shower Sauce There’s a lot of what I’m going to classify as “Goof Echoes” in this episode — a strange phenomenon where subject matter of the past is placed, unconsciously, back on the table for discussion. Join us as we revisit challenging topics, such as Goose-Love, and Shampoo Chemistry. Suggested talking points: Glasswatch, Shark Cuban, Bung’s A Bung’s A Bung, Sudsy Substitution, Special Guestpert: Bridget Lancaster, Schiff in the Mix, Doose Guck
info_outline MBMBaM 441: In a New York Whoopsie 01/07/2019
MBMBaM 441: In a New York Whoopsie We’re looking for every opportunity we can to Become the Monster (TM, TM, TM) which informs a lot of this episode. Namely? We’re tired of the super “hero” known as Wolverine always trying to murder our dad, and boy, we’re feeling brave enough to give him a piece of our mind. Suggested talking points: Our Coworker Wolverine, Christmas in August, Janine’s Big Pockets, Tebow’s Fresh Start, Crash Etiquette, Origami Mistake
info_outline MBMBaM 440: The Naming of 2019 12/31/2018
MBMBaM 440: The Naming of 2019 This episode is pretty dang near mandatory for anyone who wants to live 2019 in the correct manner. Join us as we decide the most powerful, most liberating, most attainable goal-slogan imaginable — a process that, yes, does take us half the episode. Suggested talking points: Deliberation of the Annual Theme for One-Half an Hour, Yeastblasting, Parkour for Cash, Round Etiquette, Bean Halen
info_outline MBMBaM 439: Face 2 Face: Candlenights 2018 12/27/2018
MBMBaM 439: Face 2 Face: Candlenights 2018 It’s that time of year again. The snow is falling, the candles are a-blazing, and the curse words have been banished to the Darkness Realm, from which no sound or profanity may escape. Dig up the Yule Stump from your front yard, and throw your gifts heavenward for the Star King. Candlenights is officially upon us.
info_outline MBMBaM 438: Face 2 Face: The Ham Up There 12/17/2018
MBMBaM 438: Face 2 Face: The Ham Up There As we prepare for our hometown holiday extravaganza, we present to you our recent live show from Denver, CO! It was a rowdy one, y’all. We suspect that everyone in the room had been visited that night by their city’s nightmare airport horse, and had been driven into a state of pure, horrified ecstasy.
info_outline MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug 12/10/2018
MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug In today’s episode, we address a long-running audio anomaly that spans the entire history of our show, and in the process, Justin dry drowns, like, a little. Business Paintball, Wishbone Brutality, Big Candies, Justin’s Drinking Noises, Fast Food Arms Race, Serious Zapdos, Horny Radio Disney
info_outline MBMBaM 436: Face 2 Face: I Had Charcuterie Today! 12/03/2018
MBMBaM 436: Face 2 Face: I Had Charcuterie Today! Join us and a rowdy crowd of wild Texans from our live show at the ACL Live at the Moody Theater as we discuss What’s-A Christmas to Me, Modern Day Knights and the art of arranging old, old meats and cheeses on slabs of ancient wood.
info_outline MBMBaM 435: The Pasta Poem 11/26/2018
MBMBaM 435: The Pasta Poem Hey, y'all on the lookout for great, online deals from trusted sources? Here's a great deal for you: An almost hour-long audio file with a bunch of jokes on it! And how much will it cost you? Like forty dollars! Suggested talking points: Beezbos' Hunger, Secret Benefits, Dream Poetry, That's A Christmas To Me: Round One, The Basement Toilet, Dougway
info_outline MBMBaM 434: The Crimes of Grundlewad 11/19/2018
MBMBaM 434: The Crimes of Grundlewad Aw DUNK it's time to make it magic at the movies again. Grab your favorite pizza and all your favorite DVDs and come on down to the movies with us, as some of our favorite wizards tally up Grimbleward's crimes. Suggested talking points: The Boy Who Wasn't In This One, Hard Livin' Jeans, Worldwide Broadcast, Community Dessert, Pizza and a Movie, Boring Ballet, Dream Aquarium
info_outline MBMBaM 433: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior 11/12/2018
MBMBaM 433: Fred Savage, Piss Warrior Hey, sorry about the title on this one. We really don't have an excuse. All we can say is that it's not nonsense words -- we have a nice, long discussion about the topic described. There really was no other option. Suggested talking points: Talkin' Dino, Pizza Water, Sprayzer Tag, The Fate of Davis, Claw Malfunction, Workplace Sound Pranks
info_outline MBMBaM 432: Hand Dog and Face Cat 11/05/2018
MBMBaM 432: Hand Dog and Face Cat The time for fence-sitting has come to an end. We must all now decide between the two ghoulish, mind-poisoning animal companions that will bring our hearts and homes one step closer to Hell. This decision is too important to goof up. Follow your heart. Suggested talking points: Choppa Papa, Meats, The World's Two Most Horrible Pets, Big Earther, Cookie Punch, Christmas Doll
info_outline MBMBaM 431: A Very Spooky Burger 10/29/2018
MBMBaM 431: A Very Spooky Burger Welp, I guess this is unofficially our second Halloween episode, because we are ding-dongs who are incapable of looking at a calendar before recording our chart-topping advice podcast. It's like having two Babadooks for the price of one! Suggested talking points: Johnny English 3 Watch, Secret Spectrum, Sentient Chairs, Zoo Busking, Nightmare Burger, Teacher Cuss Tickets, New Birthdays, Munch Squad Jr.