Men II Boyz

A disturbing examination of the minds of two 30-somethings. Films, dicks, music, memories both real and imagined. Best listened to while driving on the highway with a blindfold on

60. We're Sorry to Be Sorry 04/05/2024

60. We're Sorry to Be Sorry Alright, heres the deal. We recorded this like 3 weeks ago, and my lazy ass sat on it for a few too many days. Since then I've been pulling 60-70 hour work weeks trying to finish a big project. Needless to say, it took a long fucking time for me to put in the work to get this edited and loaded. My apologies. Also, I didn't really relisten to it, so we're all going in blind! "La Vida Es Un Sueno" - Prayers "Gotterdammerung" - Zeal & Ardor "No One Is Ever Going to Want Me" - Giles Corey /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/30691433

59. Einstein to the Rescue 01/17/2024

59. Einstein to the Rescue Going nuts in the temple. Tom the house sitter. Horn dog Kevin Bacon. Finally called out for fronting on Junji Ito. The Boeing disaster. Radiation hell. "Jackie Down the Line" - Fontaines D.C. "Echoes" - The Rapture "Ebony Eyes" - Bob Welch /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/29524128

58. Digital Lot-Lizards 12/29/2023

58. Digital Lot-Lizards A glorious new future. Ellen Degenerous, Grand Inventor. Tom's sexual power bomb. Vlad Putin's death #6. Mariah Carey's Hanukkah song. Bug Banging. Tom and ScAMWAY. A house of literally corpses. "Rich Bitch Juice" - Alice Longyu Gao, Laura Les remix "Velha Guarda" - Bonde da Alianca "Careful What You Say" - Class Actress /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/29266948

57. Who Silenced the Lambs? 11/26/2023

57. Who Silenced the Lambs? Tom bombs job interview. Planetary axis and the suicide challenge. Tales from the supermarket. Stolen pedo valor. City Miles on the self-odometer. A pentagram of salt for Tupac. Brendon is the sequel to "Thirteen". Exploring "Killers of the Flower Moon". Brendon afraid of the dark. "Sad But True" - Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit "Call to Arms" - Sturgill Simpson "Effect and Cause" - The White Stripes /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/28790818

56. Cat Shit Coffee Beans 10/16/2023

56. Cat Shit Coffee Beans Terminator thumbs up sinking into lava mattress sale. Underwater tombs. Y3000 - man and machine. Toms ultra strong core. D-Day for child actors. "Hi, it's me David Lynch. It's looking pretty warm out today." Ball-crushing denim. Tom's inevitable death from a pork sandwich at a concert. "Boy With A Coin" - Iron & Wine "Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades" - Brand New "Becomes the Color" - Emily Wells /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/28323809

55. Tom Being That Dude 10/04/2023

55. Tom Being That Dude Junji Ito stolen valor. Suicide Hotline training courses. Driving 90 minutes to punch an umpire in the stomach. Blue Man Group uncovered. Another goddamn basement hole. Encountering a Death Shaman. Explorations in philosophy. "Savage Grin" - Puplic Memory "Intercepted Message" - Osees "What the Peephole Say" - Queens of the Stone Age /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/28223270

54. Sewage Pit for Porn 09/07/2023

54. Sewage Pit for Porn Industrial machine death count. Irish potato car bomb. Do Not Proceed, Crazy Youth! Tom has the worst robot idea ever...seriously. Star Trek and false stereotypes. Stress dreaming about the deep dark hole in the basement. Daniel Day-Lewish method acting for love making. Problem Child. Aint no African Americans in Britain. "Raindrops" - Basement Jaxx "Goin' Against Your Mind" - Built to Spill "Deltaskelta" - Darkstar /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/27966174

53. Terminal Velocity Bovine 07/26/2023

53. Terminal Velocity Bovine Catching a nut with Oppenheimer. Collecting versus hoarding. Cheating your way into Arlington. Shadow men viking death. I swear to God, it wasn't no dog. A shark with ill intentions. Identifying a corpse with a ball-gag. "Prisencolinensinainciuso!" - Adriano Celentano "B$G P$MP$N" - Natural Child "Utopia" - Austra /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/27569292

52. That Dude Has a Goddamn Eel Pit Under His Trailer House 07/12/2023

52. That Dude Has a Goddamn Eel Pit Under His Trailer House Losing yer shit on the bus. A dwarf from the Lying Clan. Sam Jackson tweets gay porn. This fucking fella has an eel pit under his trailer house. IKEA Protocols. Elvis was a goddamn goober. Being so coma'd you go full Zordon. "Business Lunch" - Shakey Graves "Make It All Everything" - D Tiberio "Bye Bye Macadam" - Rone /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/27441945

51. Tom Flannery O'Connor 06/30/2023

51. Tom Flannery O'Connor Welcome back after our small hiatus. Live be crazy, but it's settling down for the both of us now. Hoping to get back on track with recording consistently. Apologies, but I'm sure our absence for a few weeks had zero effect on anyone at all. Anywho, we sorta talk about war, Flannery O'Conner, drugs, some other shit. Just give it a listen, we had fun recording it, which is always a good sign. "I'm a Dude" - Yuri Wong "Toxic" - The Surfajettes "Your Woman" - White Town /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/27331401

50: The Steve Guttenberg Trials 05/01/2023

50: The Steve Guttenberg Trials A pooped out Lenzi. The entangled lives of smut and social media. The horrors of war. What does the bible have to say about bears? Re-housing Liza Minelli. Back From Broken. Stolen valor neck brace. /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/26699379

49. She Wouldn't Dream... 03/27/2023

49. She Wouldn't Dream... Banks be fake. Modern Live Links. Aint no African Americans in The UK. Brendon and his technicolor insanity dreams. Toublesome aeronautics. "The Woods" - Lorn, Dolor "Shoom" - TR/ST "I Am God" - Clams Casino, Imogen Heap /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/26349015

48. February Blows 02/23/2023

48. February Blows Journaling. Tom's height gaslight. Brendon encounters an escort. Loving Kathy Bates. The tree trunk legs of Eddie. Pretend to be asleep during coitus, multiple times. "Who can blame 'em?" The exciting world of recruiting. "I Don't Wanna Be Me" - Type O Negative "Murder Death" - De Staat "I Am a Girlfriend" - Nobunny /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/26017965

47. Three L's: Late, Lame, Lounging 01/11/2023

47. Three L's: Late, Lame, Lounging Straight up, edited this for audio quality and didn't do a relisten, so everyone is in for a surprise as to the content. Thanks for the patience, we be going through some shit and it's been pretty disruptive. Hopefully this brings some good goof to your day. We'll never stop loving you. "Lost it to Trying" - Son Lux "Never Freestyle" - Coast Contra "Leda" - Makthaverskan /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/25572411

46. The Moving Pictures 11/12/2022

46. The Moving Pictures We are lucky enough to host the wonderful Eddie this episode, who's job is not only in making us laugh but also in making us laugh. Cable Critters. [email protected], and The Ultimate Funnel. PreCumbrian Era. Smelly looking priests. What rhymes with buffalo? Hackers, scammers, and some good looking cake. A bidet of a problem. How Japan do? Underwater horror's and romance. Probably some other shit. "39 by Design" - Drab Majesty "Holdin On To Black Metal" - My Morning Jacket "Shotgun" - Earl Greyhound /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24987009

45. Smellraiser and The Sexy Body of Christ 11/01/2022

45. Smellraiser and The Sexy Body of Christ Gonna be honest here, there aint much to describe. Tom and I turned on the original Hellraiser and tried to give you some good cues in order to line it up and watch it with us. Don't worry, we banter mostly, with semi-consistent comments on how sexy Uncle Frank is in the movie. Happy Halloween! /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24863175

44. Double-Trouble 10/31/2022

44. Double-Trouble Tom and Brendon flip through like 4 movies while talking about being unemployed and loosely describing the nude scenes in the films. Lemme tell you, this one's a banger. WARNING: The next episode is a very poorly done Watch-a-Long of the original Hellraiser, so cue that badboy up and try to watch it while we drunkenly explore the convergence of pain and pleasure /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24861732

43. Two Tahoes - Minnesota Rich 09/21/2022

43. Two Tahoes - Minnesota Rich Testosterone. What's it's deal? Mr. Peterson's hot take on autism. Patches Bellaire, Tamarac Raider, and Max Bushy-Hill. The middle 70% of a high school reunion. Killin' in a college town. The true joy of a solo-bar life. Suicide pact via 69 style choking. Lots era of mistresses in every city. "Ghetto Ass Witch: - Ritualz "Love Invaders" - Fatima Yahama "Three Futures" - TORRES /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24442236

42. Donny Bonaduce Self-Rufies 09/02/2022

42. Donny Bonaduce Self-Rufies Hunting hot-tubs and The Sadness of Bathing. Riff-Raff vs. James Franco. HotLanta and the intricacies of soda. Aussie football > then NFL. Another Woodstock rehash. Disparate cultures sharing a singular heritage month. Angelina Jolie's hot tip to the FBI. Chris Chan. We're planning on trying to get a "Watch-A-Long" episode ready in the coming weeks. Send us any recommendations. We'll also post a survey on instagram. Mostly we want to make sure it's a movie that's easily accessible to all listeners. "Vitriol" - Bluejuice "Tiki God" - The Presidents of the United States of America "Afraid of Heights" - Wavves /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24248121

41. Sky-Cat Cometh 08/13/2022

41. Sky-Cat Cometh Foster ain't caring. Tom's E.T. slip-up. Harvey Weinstein cocaine main vein. Arm and Hammer. What am spider? "Open Water" featuring Tom. Cousin Donno. Then I think we talked about "Nope" for a bit. I didn't re-listen to all of this since I'm a busy boy. I sure hope we didn't say anything too nasty. "Pulsing (feat. Nina K)" - Tomas Barfod, Nina Kinert "Bulbform" - TR/ST "People Ii: The Reckoning" - AJJ (Andrew Jackson Jihad) /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/24044691

40. When Daddy is Ok 07/14/2022

40. When Daddy is Ok CERN in service of Satan. Tom longs for the days when men were men. Baskin Robbins Hell. Is comedy the same as video games? Fun porn searches. Monster Hot Sauces. Metallica's bad artistic direction. Freak dancing sins. Elvis enjoyed morgues. "The Difference Between Us" - The Dead Weather "Piledriver" - Dennis the Fox "Pepper" - Butthole Surfers /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/23740376

39. Harambe Skate Video 07/01/2022

39. Harambe Skate Video Jerking it ain't straight. High flying airdropping presents. Harambe kickflipping in a fisheye lens. A level headed understanding of the Hoover Dam. Toms gay trip. Taping your mouth shut for love. The black phone. The Cauliflower Effect. "Fingerbib" - Aphex Twin, Alarm Will Sound "Ted" - Clark, Bibio "Weigh Me Down" - Lorn, Mono/Poly /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/23609990

38. Burt's Bees Unibomber Shack 06/19/2022

38. Burt's Bees Unibomber Shack Walt Whitman Epstein flight logs. Brendon starts fishing. Tom's Grandpa went to Japan once. A young Capote Dill. Tom's conservative development. Uwe Boll - Dick Cruncher. Farting on celluloid. We take on gun control again. A murder worth sacrificing your submarine for. A "Hamlet" disappointment. Crack a lamp and jam it in the prisoner's face. "Ignorant Piece of Shit" - Carissa's Weird "I Feel Alive" - Viagra Boys "Clean Elvis" - Dan Reeder /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/23472683

37. Post-Home Alone 05/24/2022

37. Post-Home Alone A Christian Altar shinbone. Caulkin crushed by a bunch of bees. Warehouse workers on a break casually playing their favoritue tunes. The musician nephews of confirmed war criminals. Kanye West and the batmobile. "Silent Treatment" - Blank Mass "Удалил твой номер (Deleted Your Number)" - Molchat Doma "Semicircle Song" - The Go! Team /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/23208788

36. Court Ordered Open Mic 05/02/2022

36. Court Ordered Open Mic Dick-Sheet-Ah. Dead Silence, why? Cute goddamn gaslighting. Pearl Harbor Delight. Both very confused by what it means to be gay. Black NASA. Ben Franklin one-upping God. Knights Templar gimp outfit. "Arab Money" - Busta Rhymes "Killing All the Flies" - Mogwai "Red Nation" - The Game ft. Lil Wayne /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/22972301

35. Death Row-mance 04/03/2022

35. Death Row-mance Oscar drama. Family Matters gritty reboot. End-times questions. A Crumbley lesson on guns. A spicy Latin term. Kevin Spacey turkey drum. The Dog Father & the urinal. Leatherface the icon. "The Cure" - Jadu Heart "Mama Loi, Papa Loi" - Exuma "Luv (sic) pt2" - Shing02 /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/22665071

34. A Pig Bite 03/17/2022

34. A Pig Bite Exploring Tom Jones. African Mayonnaise.Time traveling port-o-potty hobos. Film talk. Jack Nicholson dirty drawings. Chronic dwarf rage. Scotch-mo hobo with a shotgun. Lady french scalps. Mental health explorations. A surprise pig on a date. "Clap Hands" - Tom Waits "Organ Donor" - DJ Shadow "Them Changes" - Thundercat /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/22485782

33. Libertarians vs. Bears 02/28/2022

33. Libertarians vs. Bears SLAVA UKRAINI. ISS meteor threat. A conservative booby trap. Missing the NIN window. Those vikings and their wacky bullshit. More bath house. A bizarre car sales experience. Casino edited for TV. Double luge and package shots. Tom & Chinese culture. "The Gun" - Lorn "Battle Hymn of the Republic" - Joshua James "Gilded Lily" - Cults /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/22289882

32. Chemistry Comic 02/16/2022

32. Chemistry Comic For this episode we were lucky enough to be joined by Alan Bromwell. We talk about his experience in the industry, drugs, are we Klein Bottles when it comes to our mouths and anus? "Total Destruction to Your Mind" - Swamp Dogg "Summon the Fire" - The Comet is Coming "A Day in the Life" - Handsome Boy Modeling School feat. RZA, The Mars Volta, and Tim Meadows aka The Ladies Man /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/22151435

31. And-One Monk 02/01/2022

31. And-One Monk A post it note for fishing. Now, ocean or space? School assemblies. Presidential Fitness Club for killing Hitler's brain. Are genitals feet? A catfishing tale for the ages. The face of a concerned, sad man. Tyler Durden's happy ending. Custody battle for some kid. "FOOTSTEPS AT THE POND - La Dispute, Zeal & Ardor remix "New Age Thriller" - U.S. Girls "You'll Never Get To Me" - Killing Joke /episode/index/show/men2boyz/id/21987716

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