Myths Your Teacher Hated Podcast

This is the Myths Your Teach Hated, a bi-weekly podcast where I tell the stories of cultures around the world in all of their original, bloody, uncensored glory. Modern tellings of these stories have become dry and dusty, but I’ll be trying to breathe new life into them.

Episode 148 - The Giant Brothers 11/16/2024

Episode 148 - The Giant Brothers This week on MYTH, we’re traveling to the snowy north for stories from the Sami people. You’ll see that you should always watch where you’re stepping, that giants sleep very soundly, and that all you have to do to get treasure is ask for it. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a young man will learn why you shouldn’t mock the sky. Source: Sami Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/33953657

Episode 147 - Fire and Pancakes 11/02/2024

Episode 147 - Fire and Pancakes This week on MYTH, we’re traveling to East India for a very special birth in a very unusual jungle. You’ll learn that stars and diamonds look a lot alike, that cattails make surprisingly good arrows, and that thieves make good husbands. Then, in Gods and Monsters, how far would you go to win a bet with your wife over a pancake? This is the Myths Your Teacher Hated podcast, where I tell the stories of cultures from around the world in all of their original, bloody, uncensored glory. Source: Indian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/33755262

Episode 146 - Cabin in the Woods 10/19/2024

Episode 146 - Cabin in the Woods This week on MYTH, it’s once again time for the annual Halloween special. You’ll discover why you should never trust wandering strangers, why you should always handle eggs with care, and why you should be suspicious of unusual waterfowl. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll travel to the city of Ansbach for a very real and very macabre story of magic and murder. Source: German Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/33522892

Episode 145 - Gruff 10/06/2024

Episode 145 - Gruff This week on MYTH, it’s off to snowy Norway for a trio of world-famous goats. You’ll learn that there’s always someone bigger, that being a bully is a bad career plan, and that goats love violence almost as much as they love getting fat. Then, in Gods and Monsters, it’s a freaky Friday switcheroo for one unhappy couple. Source: Norwegian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/33349257

Episode 144 - A Meal to Die For 09/21/2024

Episode 144 - A Meal to Die For This week on MYTH, we’re traveling to west Africa to discover the strange origins of Death and how it came into the world. You’ll learn that you should never ask the ingredients in a Michelin star meal, that your boss is not your friend, and that good hair can be a real curse sometimes. Then, in Gods and Monsters, what should you do when your firstborn child is a real snake in the grass? Source: Krachi Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/33152782

Episode 143 - Sinbad's First Voyage 09/08/2024

Episode 143 - Sinbad's First Voyage This week on MYTH, we’ll catch up with Scheherazade as she spins out another of her 1001 Nights. You’ll see that sometimes complaining about rich people works, that you should always be careful when landing on weird islands, and that not all spirits actually do anything. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a gardener is going to get the runaround from a mischievous little bird. Source: Middle Eastern Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/32960162

Episode 142 - The Haunted Castle 08/23/2024

Episode 142 - The Haunted Castle This week on MYTH, it’s time for another exciting chapter from the chronicles of Lacplesis the Bearslayer. You’ll learn that oaks make good victory crowns, that haunted castles show up in the strangest places, and that some warriors prefer the pen and the sword. Then, in Gods and Monsters, two brothers will go off in search of fortune and find a White Deer instead. Source: Latvian Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/32719377

Episode 141 - Assistant to the Regional Tiger 08/10/2024

Episode 141 - Assistant to the Regional Tiger This week on MYTH, we’re journeying deep into the Brazilian jungle for a story about a tiger (who definitely shouldn’t be in Brazil). You’ll discover that tigers make bad farmers, that they make worse employers, and that they really can’t trust rabbits. Then, in Gods and Monsters, those same rabbits will learn that some things are better than a tail. Source: Brazilian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/32524957

Episode 140 - Mr. Rat 07/27/2024

Episode 140 - Mr. Rat This week on MYTH, we’re heading to Japan to meet a much more civilized kind of rat. You’ll see that power is in the eye of the beholder, that you can totally marry concepts, and that rats are lucky. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a beautiful sea creature will go on a fetch quest for the Dragon King. Source: Japanese Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/32315522

Episode 139 - Long Live the King 07/13/2024

Episode 139 - Long Live the King This week on MYTH, we’re traveling back to ye olde London for the strange birth of the legendary King Arthur. You’ll see that destiny can be written across the sky, that even a half-dead king is better than nothing, and that it’s easy to abuse magic. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll seek help for an endless swarm of rats. Source: Arthurian Legend /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/32122527

Episode 138 - Battle of the Volcanoes 06/29/2024

Episode 138 - Battle of the Volcanoes This week on MYTH, we’re traveling to New Zealand for a Maori tale of fiery passion. You’ll learn that volcanoes can fall in love, that you should be careful where you sleep, and that the very mountain can literally move. Then, in Gods and Monsters, Maui is going to attempt his most audacious trick yet. Source: Maori Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/31938737

Episode 137 - The Invulnerable Giant 06/14/2024

Episode 137 - The Invulnerable Giant This week on MYTH, a young prince is going to meet an immortal giant. You’ll see that magic items make everything better, that you should be careful with your promises, and that you should never trust the gardener. Then, in Gods and Monsters, sometimes the love of your dreams requires a whole lot of work. Source: Armenian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/31752527

Episode 136 - Sister Sister 06/01/2024

Episode 136 - Sister Sister This week on MYTH, we’re going to travel with the Romani of Wales on a very strange journey. You’ll find that you should always offer random old women tea, that you can’t trust rocks, and that you should always speak first. Then, in Gods and Monsters, some princesses are going to get caught dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight. Source: Romani Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/31562982

Episode 135 - Seeking Brother Husband 05/18/2024

Episode 135 - Seeking Brother Husband This week on MYTH, we’ll climb up into the heights of the Himalayan Mountains to windswept Tibet. You’ll see that some brothers know how to share, that you can do a lot with a cake and a skull, and that you should always know what your work is worth. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a tiny bat will disobey a mighty king. Source: Tibetan Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/31366202

Episode 134 - Into the Woods 05/04/2024

Episode 134 - Into the Woods This week on MYTH, we’re headed to the wintry forests of the old Russian Empire. You’ll discover that dolls make the best imaginary friends, that you should always keep a pie in your pocket for emergencies, and that even trees like to feel stylish. Then, in Gods and Monsters, some woodland critters are going to discover why you have to be careful when choosing your roommates. Source: Slavic Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/31122793

Episode 133 - How to Make Friends and Influence Monarchs 04/21/2024

Episode 133 - How to Make Friends and Influence Monarchs This week on MYTH, a little boy with big dreams is going to meet a whole bunch of kings in the Philippines. You’ll see that you should always dream big, that royalty in the animal kingdom is a lot more approachable, and that you should keep an eye on your jewelry. Then, in Gods and Monsters, you should always double check if the man of your dreams is secretly a literal monster. Source: Filipino Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/30917523

Episode 132 - Fearless 04/07/2024

Episode 132 - Fearless This week on MYTH, it’s a stirring tale of a boy and his…cow? You’ll learn that grit and kindness can accomplish a lot, that long hair can be a liability, and that you should always have an exit strategy. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a giant is going to demand too much cheese and reindeer steak. Source: Swedish Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/30715703

Episode 131B - Theseus and the Minotaur 03/24/2024

Episode 131B - Theseus and the Minotaur This week on MYTH, Theseus will finally face his most famous foe - the Minotaur. You’ll see why you should never trust your uncle, why you should be careful who you give your heart to, and why you should spend more time being a king and less being an adventurer. Then, in Gods and Monsters, Icarus and Daedalus will attempt a daring escape from the tallest tower of Crete. Source: Greek Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/30515568

Episode 131A - Oracles and Omens 03/09/2024

Episode 131A - Oracles and Omens This week on MYTH, we’re heading to ancient Greece to meet one of its most famous (or perhaps infamous) heroes - Theseus. You’ll discover what ancient paternity tests looked like, how to kill someone with a bed, and why not all heroes are good guys. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’re traveling back in time for the origin story of Theseus’ greatest foe and the inventor of its prison. Source: Greek Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/30300003

Episode 130 - King of the Ghosts 02/23/2024

Episode 130 - King of the Ghosts This week on MYTH, we’re headed to the wilds of Rwanda to follow a wily hunter on the prowl. You’ll discover that you shouldn’t bet on a game unless you’re good at it, that you shouldn’t ignore bad dreams, and that you shouldn’t marry someone unless you’re sure they’re not a shapeshifter. Then, in Gods and Monsters, a young woman is going to wonder if she’s fallen in love with a monster. Source: Banyarwandan Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/30087068

Episode 129 - An Otter's Ransom 02/11/2024

Episode 129 - An Otter's Ransom This week on MYTH, we’re getting a double dose of Loki goodness. You’ll see what an otter costs, where to get gold on short notice, and what a curse can really do. Then, in Gods and Monsters, our favorite trickster is going to get himself (and everyone else) into a very interesting bargain. Source: Norse Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/29892068

Episode 128 - King Shark 01/28/2024

Episode 128 - King Shark This week on MYTH, we’re headed to the shores of Hawaii for our own mini shark week. You’ll discover that sharks have the best lobsters, that shark royal courts are vicious and suspicious places, and that you can cook a delicious meal inside a shark. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet a different but perhaps familiar shark king from the comics. Source: Hawaiian Mythology /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/29681498

Episode 127 - I'm Not Lion 01/14/2024

Episode 127 - I'm Not Lion This week on MYTH, we’re gonna look for lions in unexpected places. You’ll learn that it’s surprisingly hard not to lose a herd of cows, that it’s surprisingly easy to find a hidden palace, and that human hair makes great thread. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll discover that help can come from the most unexpected of places. Source: Catalonian Fairy Tales /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/29480898

Episode 126 - A Whole New World 12/31/2023

Episode 126 - A Whole New World This week on MYTH, it’s our annual New Year’s special. You’ll learn that a lot of strange things can come from bird eggs, that some babies look an awful lot like old men, and that it can be tough to chop down magic trees. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll find some sweet New Year’s money inside a red envelope, as long as a demon doesn’t kill us first. A holiday tradition. Source: Finnish Mythology/Chinese Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/29287013

Episode 125 - Christmas in the Eternal City 12/17/2023

Episode 125 - Christmas in the Eternal City This week on MYTH, it’s our annual holiday special. You’ll find that eternal youth lies in the cold northern wastes, that Santa makes a pretty awesome neighbor, and that Christmas is no time to be selfish. Then, in Gods and Monsters, what happens when a Catholic saint clashes with the priests of Thor? A holiday tradition. Source: American Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/29114968

Episode 124 - Island of Dr Moreau 12/03/2023

Episode 124 - Island of Dr Moreau This week on MYTH, we’re going to discover some ancient secrets of Long Island, New York. You’ll see why you should be careful where you put your trash, that there’s magic in art, and that even gods make mistakes. Then, in Gods and Monsters, who doesn’t love strawberries? Source: Turtle Island Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/28904168

Episode 123 - Blow Thou Winter Wind 11/18/2023

Episode 123 - Blow Thou Winter Wind This week on MYTH, we’re heading to Australia for a story of the forces of nature. You’ll learn that logs can be deadly, that you shouldn’t let strangers take you fishing, and that the winds have a romantic side. Then, in Gods and Monsters, what happens when a star is kidnapped? Source: Indigenous Australian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/28700358

Episode 122 - To Catch a Thief 11/03/2023

Episode 122 - To Catch a Thief This week on MYTH, what happens when a cabal of thieves piss off a young dancer? You’ll learn that lightning plus dung equals magic, that powerful men have always been gross, and that you should never trust a wedding in the woods. Then, in Gods and Monsters, Sherlock Holmes has nothing on political minsters. Source: Indian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/28511720

Episode 121 - Til Death 10/21/2023

Episode 121 - Til Death This week on MYTH, it’s once again time for my favorite annual tradition - the Halloween Special! You’ll learn that war is hell on relationships, that it’s surprisingly easy to get a human skull, and that fireplaces make bad hiding spots. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet one of the undead inspirations for vampires. Source: Hungarian Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/28380581

Episode 120 - Son of a Peach 10/08/2023

Episode 120 - Son of a Peach This week on MYTH, we’re going to Edo period Japan for a fruit-filled tale of demons and heroism. You’ll see why you should always eat random giant peaches, why you should never leave a dog alone with a monkey, and why you should always threaten pretty birds. Then, in Gods and Monsters, we’ll meet a creepy baby that can turn into a ball of fire. Source: Japanese Folklore /episode/index/show/mythsyourteacherhated/id/28257047

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