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info_outline EPISODE 137: Celebrity Power Couples feat: Mara Wiles 01/23/2020
EPISODE 137: Celebrity Power Couples feat: Mara Wiles Wil hasn’t showered and he’s horny for his own talent, Court is greasy and she’s doing a photoshoot and Leif... Leif is missing the Anaconda bit! Men! This episode we brought in a 4th to keep things spicy! Ladies and Gents from the Significant Others pod comedian Mara Wiles! Mara is looking for a momager while she slams her boobs against the wall! Today we’re talking Celebrity POWER Couples! The tea is scalding and plentiful B*TCH! Weiner and Huma! Goldie and Kurt! Kelis and Nas! Britney and Justin! Ryan Seacrest and whoever SHE is! Factually speaking every celebrity is a WITCH or a LIZARD person! IMAGINE a world where Jay and B got divorced?! Wait is there a reason Jay-Z is on the minute man remix!?! You gotta hate the same things, know each other’s love language and hey money’s not an issue when you’re broke! PLUS! Celebrity couples you forgot about and a Cher impression for the ages! Oh yea and Wil’s into kids! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure you get your ILLUMINATI PROMO CODE!
info_outline EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez 01/16/2020
EPISODE 136: EnGAYged feat: Josh Rodriguez Court is Feyoncé because white women ruin everything, Leif is End of Time because JLo is finally over and WIL... WIL liked it... so he put a RING ON IT!!!! We have Wil’s fiancé Josh Rodriguez in the studio with us today! Josh is Lay up UNDER ME because... we don’t be going out like that!! You guys won’t believe the Ep today...Wil is gay... Josh is gay... they’re perfect for each other!! The bachelorette is Nashville!! The beautiful couple runs us through the enGAYgement of a lifetime including some PAJAMA DRAMA!!! We talk the wedding plans, autumnal palettes, Paris proposals, Tyler Perry and THE BLACK WEB (no whites allowed!) most importantly they answer the question burning in everyone’s mind... WHICH ONE WEARS A DRESS?!!! Get yourself a spray tan and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to FLICK your boss in the CLIT!
info_outline EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7 01/09/2020
EPISODE 135: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.7 Courtney is plunging right into her own.. self, Wil’s got his edges laid at the VMAS and Leif... yea Leif is ANACONDA again. It’s the FINAL JLo Episode y’all! From movies and hashtag commercials to Grammy controversy and performing for a dictator the JLo story never stops! We cover the DEALS on DEALS on DEALS, her EROTIC thriller, lesbian fight club, the Drake situationship and so much more Pitbull! Big BOOTY certainly was a CHOICE! Hello NBC?! KNOCK KNOCK! It’s an ethnically ambiguous cop! PLUS the even more Hispanic West Side Story that is her romance with A-Rod! A bad Motown tribute, the return of the green dress and OMG HUSTLERS!!! JLo is the ICON who gets it DONE!!! Who’s the rude Spanish b*tch NOW baby!!? LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget to USE your sexual POWER to RUIN men’s LIVES!! narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcastS, comedy, kiki, brainmachinenetwyork, thisbitch, thisbitchseries, jenniferlopez, jlo, JenniferLynnLopez, actressfirst, boynextdoor, hustlersmovie, hustlers, arod, motown, marcanthony, versacegreendress, pitbull,
info_outline EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6 01/02/2020
EPISODE 134: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.6 Wil is hustlin like Ramona, Court is Mrs. Hairloss Worldwide and yes... LEIF IS ANACONDA! It’s Part 6 Jennifer Lopez so let’s get LOUD Y’ALL! We left THIS B*TCH in a lull so let’s get into a new record label, a new album and new sound effects from Leif! Plus... you can’t have two queer powerhouses on one show so American Idol loses Ellen and brings in this generations (sober) Paula Abdul... Jennifer Lopez!! From High Fashion Melina vids to commercials for Blackberry this b*tch never stops working! The On the Floor comeback! A love triangle with Jada Pinkett Smith! A devastating divorce! The door locking at the AMA’s! The first world tour! It’s all about sustainability people! Grab all 14 JLo fragrances and LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and it’s not for anyone girl it’s a FIAT!!
info_outline EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments 12/24/2019
EPISODE 133: Diva Christmas Moments Wil is making sugar cookies with his butt, Court knocked over the tree and Leif is STILL Anaconda!! That’s right folks we’ve been doing the pod for 40 years but we’re home for the HO-lidays... it’s a very special DIVA CHRISTMAS MOMENTS episode!! From Ebony Scrooge to an Aspen Christmas fantasy we cover all the XXXmas cookie tea! Everyone is the same age as the director of A Christmas Melody aka our favorite pornographic Folgers commercial! A Royal weighing! Sis Kirkpatrick! Bloopers! Rudolph! The Smiths (not the band Leif ew!)! And of course get ready for us to take on Serial Season 5: FARRAH’S STORY!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and remember all we want for Christmas is a tiny bite of a potato chip!!
info_outline EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5 12/19/2019
EPISODE 132: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.5 Court is very Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wil is a glossy eye and a little girls hairdo and Leif is feeling his Jon Voight fantasy... that’s right it’s THIS B*TCH Jennifer Lopez PART 5!!! From a Pepsi commercial that’s better than The Cell to the Latina Monster in Law reveal you must check out our new movie Kill Bill 3: For Colored Girls!! We all stopped caring about TRL when we were getting fingered behind our high school BUT we cover all the JLo music from this time including JLo feat LL ANDDDD LL feat JLo!! The beginning of the Marc Anthony relationship, Latin Albums, Dance Life and a new vocal range! Sorry... NO HABLO B*TCH! Marc Anthony is an alleged coke boi who gets songs from his dreams... YOU KNOW WE STAN! From JLo to JLaw & JHud every race gets a J!! El Cantante! Pregnancy! Twins!! Chris Angel! This pod is... funny??? Ah Gay people will listen to ANYTHING! SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and you can always fall back on being WHITE!!
info_outline EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez 12/12/2019
EPISODE 131: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.4 w/ Luiy Valdez Wil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00’s and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It’s Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for tonight in the jungle to landing amongst everything white (including the people) we can’t figure out... What is MTV hiding?! PLUS! What happens when the Pop Princess of PR gets with PR Royalty himself Marc Anthony? Well... it gets weird! From OVER EXPOSURE to the Get Right controversy you gotta admit One Thing is the turkey anthem!! A Puerto Rican Day Parade SHADE, the Madonna slippery slope and a surprise appearance from the Dance Again Barbie! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget Beyoncé is the Marilyn Manson of pop music!!!
info_outline EPISODE 130: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.3 12/05/2019
EPISODE 130: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.3 Wil’s got a GREAT wig on, Court’s love don’t cost a thing and Leif’s talent built the Anaconda Franchise! Everyone’s grooving and vibing on this one cause it’s THIS B*TCH JLo Part 3!! We left off in a very gothy cute moment so let’s pick back up with the official start of JLo!! The release of her 2nd album JLo (JHo if you nasty) and movie The Wedding Planner (a Virgo’s dream) made her have the #1 everything in the country! So what do you do when you’re on top?? Grab Ashanti’s vocals and Mariah’s sample and REMIX IT with the guy from Fyre festival!! Oops! It’s a shady Episode and a BAD time for women y’all! From controversy and a new marriage to the What’s Goin On All Star tribute we cover it all! From the BLOCK to Mogul status you better not slip up and fall for a white man! BENNIFER! GIGLI! WET SEAL! Grab your little gloves for your palm pilot, get up the Bubba Gumption to LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t worry Heterosexual street meat is EVERYWHERE!
info_outline EPISODE 129: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.2 11/28/2019
EPISODE 129: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.2 Will is eating dinner on a TV tray alone, Leif is Jon Voight in that snake movie and IS COURT FUNNY?! That’s right y’all it’s PART TWO of THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ! So much to cover this episode from Tommy making women of color white to how women just need to start killing men!! Pop music is a dirty game baby! We give all the TEA from Anaconda to Antz this actress first is Outta Sight!!! But most importantly this episode we get to... THE MUSIC!! She wrote on the 6... on the 4 so let’s talk about it! JLo got Fat Joe and Big Pun so who cares about some unknown vocals!? Remember when we though the world was gonna end?! Grab your metallic cargo pants and your lava lamp and help us reminisce on these Y2K anthems! PLUS! Puffy, a jail stint and a GREEN DRESS that changed the internet.. YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and whether you BUSINESS CASUAL or GLAM HOOD you have our LOVE!
info_outline EPISODE 128: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.1 w/ Christina Galston 11/21/2019
EPISODE 128: THIS B*TCH: Jennifer Lopez Pt.1 w/ Christina Galston Will is REAL as hell, Court is getting LOUD and Leif is cinematic masterpiece ANACONDA! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s PART ONE of our THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ series!! Joining us for Pt.1 is hilarious legend CHRISTINA GALSTON! Christina estoy aquí for the QUEEN of Puerto Rico baby!! Christina has had ENOUGH so let’s get into it. From Jenny’s Bronx beginnings to her Fly Girl breakout moment we cover it all! From Rosie Perez TEA to Janet Jackson’s ABS this episode will turn you gay before you get pregnant!! Her first marriage, her first acting roles, her legendary ambition and other tales from before it was cool to have A$$! The Narcisistas and Christina are the Neapolitan Ice Cream of comedy and one of them has their pubes braided too tight! We end this episode crying and singing over the masterpiece that is SELENA!! F*** YOLANDA!!! There’s so much JLo to talk about people! Representation matters! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make sure it don’t smell like earring backs! Part 2 out next week!!
info_outline EPISODE 127: Diva Conspiracy Theories LIVE! 11/14/2019
EPISODE 127: Diva Conspiracy Theories LIVE! Wil is GHOST, Leif is CRAZY and Court got PUNKED! That’s right it’s a LIVE NARCISISTAS Y’ALL! We’re talking DIVA Conspiracy Theories and the wigs are flying clean off! Who did Beyoncé murder and what does S Club 7 have to do with it?! Beyoncé has how many “CHILDREN”?! All that’s important is that Keanu Reeves is immortal and the earth is FLAT! Some AMAZING guests join us to help take down the elite’s narrative... Ashley Hamilton is a deflated belly in the elevator and she serves us an Avril Lavigne conspiracy that TORE a family apart! Marilyn Monhoe is Crazy in Love and LATAVIA joins us in the crowd! Pranav Behari is Party cause he dripping SWAGU... and also cause Taylor Swift is a Satanist and Jon Benet Ramsey is actually Katy Perry! Mini Horrorwitz is Schoolin’ Life cause... JUSTICE FOR 4! Lady Gaga is a murderer and The Illuminati is REAL!! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!!
info_outline EPISODE 126: Wedding 11/07/2019
EPISODE 126: Wedding Wil is stanning for his White girl fave HALO, Leif is fired cause women do it better and Court IS BEYONCÉ!! That’s right it’s the Mrs. Salengo World Tour!!! Courtney Maginnis Salengo talks us through her wedding day and let me tell you there’s NO slacks around here! From being too Crazy in Love to care where the flowers go to getting the state involved you’ll be able to feel that bridal glow in your Bose noise cancelling headphones! If the top bunks a knocking... you might believe in heterosexual love again!! PLUS Wil’s “speak to your manager” moment and an in-depth discussion on if you can hear Demonic possessions from First Class! Beyoncé sold us Single Ladies with a ring on, Nicki tries to steal some marriage shine and a surprise DIVORCE bomb that leaves us shook! From Guns and Roses to Counting Crowes PLEASE don’t like white people music around us! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and NO WE WILL NOT START A SUBLIME COVER BAND WITH YOU!
info_outline RERELEASE: EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo 11/05/2019
RERELEASE: EPISODE 10: Courtney feat: Casey James Salengo In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He's also Courtney's BF (I know we can't believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask yourself, would Casey clearly rather be inside Wil? We end the first of this two part episode with our NEW game, What Gets You Harder?
info_outline EPISODE 125: Divorce Feat: Mara Marek 10/24/2019
EPISODE 125: Divorce Feat: Mara Marek Wil is like “um... Race to Witch Mountain my love?!” Court is skinny and pissed and Leif... LIKES COSTUMES! That’s right it’s another monumental episode of The Narcisistas! The subject today is DIVORCE and our guest is like WHY ME?! Ladies and Gentlegays joining us today is hilarious comedian and podcaster MARA MAREK!!! Mara is showing us her nice tits and talking with us about her 3 marriages and 7 engagements! This icon shares her endless wisdom with us... how to keep all the rings until the cops get involved, fat cokeheads doing it all and how to properly share fitness tips with your ex’s new wife! From billionaires and dumbasses to that time she was married to... what’s his name? This episode has it all PLUS! What’s her relationship vibe now, loving yourself and finding the humor in your KIDNAPPING. If Merril Lynch STAYS selling you oil than YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and don’t forget YOU CAN SHAVE A SOUL PATCH!
info_outline EPISODE 124: Didn’t Cha Know?! 10/17/2019
EPISODE 124: Didn’t Cha Know?! Wil got the GREEN LIGHT so he quit that B*TCH, Court is an underwhelming Duane Reade WITCH and Leif’s fired! Okie Dokie PEEYAW Y’all it’s another DIDN’T CHA KNOW episode of The Narcisistas! We don’t know EVERYTHING but what we do know will Eve and Gwen Stefani BLOW YA MIND! No shade to our Mormon listeners but Tom Cruise is a pocket gay! Gosling a Backstreeter? A world with only black Carter’s?! Did BRITNEY cause 9/11!!!??? I’m white look at my box braids! From pop culture conspiracy theories and pop star paranormal activity to the Hollywood walk of SHADE we’re gonna need to start a revolution after this one people! Plus! Big Willie Style! Baha Men! Korn! Snoop Dogg in a white setting! Norman Bates! Simon Cowell and so many more Drag Icons! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and we thought Ellen was into the OTHER kinda Bush!!!!!
info_outline EPISODE 123: THE FASHION INDUSTRY Feat: Sequine Lee 10/11/2019
EPISODE 123: THE FASHION INDUSTRY Feat: Sequine Lee Court's pregnant(?!), Leif’s wondering about threesomes in the Carter household and Wil’s like don’t try me life I’ve got a good wig glue! We’re RICH presenting and it’s another episode of THE NARCISISTAS! Today we’re talking THE FASHION INDUSTRY and who better to have on than return guest, Wardrobe Stylist and fashion ICON... SEQUINE LEE! Sequine is in Paris with a chopped bang because life is all over the place and we’re like hold up is that scripture? We talk his beginnings in fashion, the never ending freelance lifestyle and styling for people who wanna be BEYONCÉ but ain’t even FLAVA FLAV! GAG!!! From the good parts of Fashion to the I QUITS we talk it all! Plus we discuss the lack of inclusivity and diversity in the industry. Gucci blackface and rich white Republicans ain’t diversity y’all! Call up your girls from Sister Act cause everything is ghetto until white girls do it!! We end this amazing episode with a hilarious round of What gets you Harder?! Who’s Danny Devito and WHAT is Brandy Melville?! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WHO invited the only BLACK PERSON in the room?!
info_outline EPISODE 122: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.6 10/03/2019
EPISODE 122: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.6 Court has lemons comin at her from all angles, Wil is gonna get well soon and Leif is all Aereola’d out! Whether you plan on having a Christian Girl Fall or a Sad Girl Winter you’re gonna be all caught up on Miss Grande because it’s our FINAL Ep in the This B*tch Ariana Grande series!!! Ariana is the blackest woman in the room and she has no more tears left to cry so let’s get into IT! Pop a Benadryl to help you with your SNL allergy cause we get very detailed into the Pete Davidson romance! Pete is an off-colored Eminem but hey we Stan White legends who love Black things! How dare you minimize my TAB... I mean self worth!! So much to cover in this one! New Music! New sound! Pam & Tommy! Court & Casey! God is WOMAN?! Chun Li... that’s not right!! From Vertigo to full ethnic ambiguity it’s like Courtney to Wil in 10 years! PLUS an Aretha Franklin groping, the tragic death of Mac Miller and the breakup with Pete but don’t worry this story has a happy ending. We gotta say THANK YOU NEXT to her first number one! A HIT TOUR! An earth shattering Patti Labelle quote and her new man!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and F*** you James Corden!!!!
info_outline EPISODE 121: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.5 09/26/2019
EPISODE 121: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.5 We start this one off with some LOVE for the Grandmas and a small but beautiful moment for comedy legend and queen GMA! Ariana gives us some hope and Court makes one of her signature DUMB JOKES! Put your pups on a private jet and let’s get into PART FIVE of THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE!!! We got a new album coming cause these b*tches NEVER stop working! From Halloween Scream Queens to the TRUE meaning of XXX-Mas! You don’t go to Christina for the 8 Counts! The MAGINANATORS missed the PEEYAW! So a very big PEEYAW to the Dangerous Woman era! A Saturday Night SLAY, the Pete Davidson chemistry and WHICH song is BABY SHARK for the GAYS!?!! Make it Audrey Hepburn meets slutty but NOW! The charts love Ari so she can’t stop breaking records! Zoolander is a plane movie! Mac Miller! Hairspray LIVE! Fallon rumors! ALL the VEVO views! We love dick on this pod! Stay in your lane Aereola! She getting browner and blonder so lets LEAN into the URBAN aesthetic! Plus like a burning car in the middle of the highway we discuss the shocking Manchester bombing. We start this pod sad... so why not end sad! The silver lining??? Stevie Wonder STANS Ariana Grande!!!! Also he could GET IT! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and wash your face no matter how drunk you get!
info_outline EPISODE 120: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.4 09/19/2019
EPISODE 120: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.4 Wil’s ACTUALLY thoughtful and heartfelt while Court is fake as F**K... no wonder Leif has the GIFT to be GAY! It’s part FOUR ARIANA GRANDE THIS B*TCH! We pick back up in 2014 and THIS B*TH has 3 songs in the Top 10 and two #1 albums within one year... so go ahead and sit your dainty ass on a stool and let’s get INTO IT! She’s shifting from bubblegum pop to a darker 90’s influence so look out for OOKIE SPOOKIE matted locks Canadian icon The Weeknd (all the white women are wasted from the waist down). The Aesthetic is soo right (unlike Katy Perry x Party City)!! ALSO Who isn’t trying to bang Santa?! From the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to Cloverfield the Music video we cover it all! PLUS! Big Sean! Cat Ears! What happens when cuffing season gets UNCUFFED?! We end by throwing is allllll the way back to 1776 when we licked a donut! Get ‘Merica back on your side by doing celebrity singing impressions people!!! THEN LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and remember SEX is all about FLEXIBILITY!! Part 5 out NEXT THURS!
info_outline EPISODE 119: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.3 Feat: Tracey Carnazzo 09/12/2019
EPISODE 119: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.3 Feat: Tracey Carnazzo You got me walkin side to side because CHIVALRY is DEAD! That’s right people it’s PART 3 THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE! Court is trying to be Rihanna, Wil is about to step on a neck and Leif is werkin too much! The heteros strike again!! Let’s cut the CHIT CHAT because our guest today is a LEGEND. The one and only TRACEY CARNAZZO joins us!! Tracey is Ari’s red hair because she’s simply BROKEN. It’s all a big MOOD! BRITNEY said it best when she just SHAVED her head people! It’s a wild episode so buckle up and get ready to fist fight your grandma (the one with the great A$$)! We discuss Ariana’s influences from Mariah to Rachel Dolezal... she’s black l’m black we’re all BLACK! I’ve got Raven Simone’s DNA swab! PLUS! How long are you REALLY gonna wait for Kid Rock to finish smoking crack? Tracy and Leif scissor and which one of us cut our own Hannah Montana bangs?! It was back when Fyre fest was just a twinkle in Ja’s eye!! From Total Ariana Live to 106 and we haven’t gotten there yet this Ep is one of our best! Miss Grande’s strong POV, forgetting what she recorded and a 9/11 sunglass story that will make you weep! Tracey finishes this one off by laying out the Ariana and Pete TEA so you MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and make some NOISE if you left prom to blow a guy to ~*fOoLiSh!*~
info_outline EPISODE 118: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.2 09/05/2019
EPISODE 118: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.2 Wil is a dangerous woman but the kids still love him because he can sit on a D**K, Court is over here licking donuts for her wedding diet and Leif is BANG BANG cause it’s a hot boi summer baby!! That’s right everybody it’s THIS B*TCH ARIANA GRANDE PART TWO!! The year is 2012 and we weren’t even born yet but the girls on Victorious sure were!!! From an emotionless Emotions cover to the MAC MILLER kiss heard around the internet you know Nickelodeon was holding on for DEAR LIFE! Too bad Court is basically the next Austen Mahone! BUY our memoir it’s called LISTEN TO THE GAYS!!! We cover the making of her debut album that brought out all the 90’s R&B legends... I mean sure some of it was trash but so are the old episodes of THIS POD! Before she was the most followed woman on Instagram she was an American apparel catalog with 166million views that Billbord didn’t seem to know! OOP! Plus! A Beyoncé GAG that could be a choking hazard! Big Sean is our priest!? A Spanglish album no one asked for?! Oh and come on Italians! You already got Snooki!! It’s time for us to school some adults cause the children already know! If you on your Suit & Thai food you’re gonna love this Ep! SO LISTEN UP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.comand don’t forget BRITNEY would’ve been SHERYL if she has the money!!!!
info_outline EPISODE 117: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.1 08/29/2019
EPISODE 117: THIS B*TCH: Ariana Grande Pt.1 And a very first ENGAGED PEEYAW to all our listeners out there! Wil is tweeting about Normani because she wrote the song, Court is a child bride engaged to a successful comedian and Leif is greedy BUT he LOVES his MOMMY!!! That’s right ladies and gentleGAYS we are kicking off another THIS B*TCH series with... ARIANA GRANDE! You’re not going to believe what year ol’ GRANDE AEROLES was born... let’s just say we were smoking cigarettes by then! We go all the way back to the beginning of her journey... her parents were CEOS and she was a weird deranged goth child! We know! We STAN!!! From Prep school and the French Horn to the Florida Panthers (who for the record we DO NOT know) all the way to a big time move to Los Angeles to be on... BROADWAY!! We have all the scalding hot TEA that made this donut licker who she is today! One day you’re using the internet to research 9/11 the next DING DONG Nickelodeon’s here! Court is known in most circles for her LIGHTLY DIVERSE group of friends, Wil is THE CHILD DETECTIVE and our tiny baby sex doll has a voice to bring the HOUSE DOWN! From the YouTube covers that made her a household name to the first single that had us looking for Jordan Sparks! YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and come back next week for BIG NIPPLES PT.2!!!
info_outline EPISODE 116: CalexicoED Feat: Dave Vendley 08/22/2019
EPISODE 116: CalexicoED Feat: Dave Vendley There’s a SPICY SEXY energy for this one people!!! Wil’s got her Jesus say YES braids, Court’s got alcoholic family FLAVA and Leif is actually Dax Shepard! Hold onto your wigs cause it’s a LEGENDS ONLY pod today!! Joining us in the studio we have co-owner of Calexico and stunning bad b*tch... DAVE VENDLEY!! Dave is falling down at the Super Bowl but still snatched and figuring it out! So many things to talk about with our guest so we start from the beginning! How the “genius” behind Calexico was actually that they were just broke! Ew! From the beginnings of the business fighting in Street Cart gangs and bringing back women to his room full of FREEZERS. Yikes. To googling “How to run a business” the story of Dave’s journey is incredible!! Oh yea and we can’t have a Dave Vendley Ep without talking of his white rapping days PLUS shit going down with Cappadonna from Wu Tang! Dave’s kinda like the Tony Robbins of starting businesses so he serves some scalding hot advice tea for you ENTREPRENISTAS our thurrrr!! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better we end this one with a freaky round of WHAT GETS YOU HARDER!! From Fred Durst’s Jazz night to Kid Rock’s dirt bike collection this guy might be our first NON PEDOPHILE! You can catch Dave pretending he’s not drunk at all CALEXICO locations! You also cannot MISS THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and COURT’S GETTING MARRIED ON A DISNEY CRUISE!!!
info_outline EPISODE 115: Mrs. Salengo Feat: Casey James Salengo 08/15/2019
EPISODE 115: Mrs. Salengo Feat: Casey James Salengo We’ve never been so moved by straight love y’all!! Wil is Blue Ivy hittin the choreo, Court is SINGLE LADIES cause DUH and Leif is calling Courtney fat!! Take a hint b*tch!! We talking ENGAGEMENT so naturally our guest today is the funniest... sexiest... BIGGEST man alive Casey James Salengo aka MR HUSBAND!! A true GAG! They gettin married!! We get the behind the scenes breakdown of the LEGENDARY engagement! Edges are still on the floor of The Bowery! From Casey hiding behind that curtain to trying not to die he really pulled it off y’all! How’s the wedding planning so far?! Well not to be DRAMATIC but they’re getting matching Bugs Bunny tattoos!! Listen we don’t need napkins at our wedding it’s going to be a Beyoncé vs. Bruce dance party! They’re both gonna gain so much weight! Can you still do drugs when you’re married? What is Courtney’s 4?! Was the proposal actually between a sunset cruise or Trump’s second inauguration?! Did Casey only date dudes before Courtney?! If you haven’t sent us money you’re not invited!! We’ll send you a Thank You card! The origins of Courtney and Caseys love and how a Power Cobra Clutch makes women melt. Big DADDY big DAY!!!!!!! He’s gonna wear her tits as a scarf SO U BETTA RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and no SNIFFIN at The Strip Club!!!
info_outline RERELEASE: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado 08/08/2019
RERELEASE: EPISODE 67: New York City Feat: Tom Delgado Joining The Narcisistas in the LOUVRE... I’m sorry The Brain Machine recording studio this week is Comedian, Film Maker and NYC Historian Tour Guide.. TOM DELGADO!! Let’s get into it! Wil is APE$HIT recycled hair-dos commanding the room EFFORTLESSLY, Court is getting Jay-Z together but in a lipliner because she found HERSELF, Leif misses the Obamas but they’re busy dancing at OTRII and Tom is singing HALO at a Singapore Hospital because The Narcisistas are SICKening! This week the subject is NEW YORK CITY and thank goodness because the bone structure is CORRECT! We teach Tom to EAT, take a moment for our HOTNESS, throw some European shade and find out why Court spends every morning at the top of the Empire State Building! “Pull over for the Picture!” and other hot Tourist Tips so you don’t get the $hit beat outta ya! We cover wild celeb sightings (was that William DaFoe arguing with a woman in Chinese?!) and we answer questions like... are New Yorkers mean? Here’s a hint... NO! But they will take a shit on 10th Ave! We talk NYC’s brand, how it’s changing the city, where so much of the public’s tax money is going and a LOT of other smart stuff! DELGADO for MAYOR! Get involved on a local level people! This might actually be the most factual pod in Narcisistas HERstory! So listen up if you want to hear all about The Big Apple including Lindsay Lohan’s Pu$$ at PLUM, SJP singing Beyoncé and Steven Tyler feeling her beat! We ALSO end this Ep with a tough round of our favorite game WHO’S YOUR DIVA?! Shoutouts to NY natives for not caring about Brandy!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!! We love y’all!
info_outline EPISODE 114: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.4 w/ Harry Hill 08/01/2019
EPISODE 114: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.4 w/ Harry Hill Wil is Wildest Dreams because he’s simply blown away by the bone structure of our guest and Court is the CATS trailer because... what the F**K! It’s our LAST Episode of the Taylor Swift THIS B*TCH era!! We had to make it a legends only Pod so joining us today is Swiftie and ICON HARRY HILL!!! He’s BACK on the pod but the real question is WHO is in the suitcase!?! When did our sweet Harry become a Swiftie? Is it what happens when you get burnt out on Bangerz? It’s ALL the Gaggedy Anne Tea including Harry’s thoughts on THE alleged queerness! PLUS! THE Social Media clear that SHOOK the world! Suing for $1! The Kimye drama! The BRAVERY of messy hair! AND... you know there’s more records to break!! ANYWAYS It was nice to see black people in End Game! Everything from Reputation (including the POWER of a rain show) all the way up to today’s Lover era! It’s very Pets 2!! And I am TELLING YOU... I’m not seeing Cats!! How do we feel about Taylor now? Did we convert?! Are we Swifties?! GUESS YOU HAVE TO GRAB A VODKA DIET COKE AND LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and for the record... there is room for everyone... including MEGAN TRAINOR!! narcisistaspodcast, thenarcisistas, podcasts, comedy, kiki, brainmachinenetwork, thisbitch, thisbitchseries, taylorswift, taylor, taylorswift13, reputation, lookwhatyoumademedo, youneedtocalmdown, me, lover, thearcher, harryhill, swifties, veryharryhill, bangez, rainshow, karliekloss, kimye, Grammys, femalecomedians, catsmovie, dorky
info_outline EPISODE 113: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.3 w/ Emily Winter 07/25/2019
EPISODE 113: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.3 w/ Emily Winter Wil is LOOK what you made me do, Court is ACTUALLY getting paid and Leif is just putting his fingers in Court’s mouth! Unbelievable! Joining us today on the pod is writer, comedian, actress, ANGEL... EMILY WINTER!! Emily just got married in a rainbow dress (Taylor wishes) so she’s too busy looking at pictures of herself to worry about Leif being a ghost! This is Episode 113 that was recorded on the 13th... The Taylor Swift energy is ookie spookie in THIS B*TCH Pt.3!! Last time we left Taylor we had one foot in the queer theory so let’s jump back in! Taylor’s rich and skinny and pretty... and she’s still the only DIVA who’s a DORK! We cover all the BOPS, the Guinness world records and that HIPSTER that pissed her off! This era of Taylor is giving full white woman fantasy so let’s give the basic b*tches their anthem! Frap-A-Chin-o’s! Plus a Tim McGraw Grey’s Anatomy moment! The 1989 era was pop perfection so it was hard to hate T.Swift... but we find a way! The problematic message of Bad Blood and the racial blind spots are a little tough for 2.2 billion views girl! Ugh but The Blank Space video is SO GOOD!! And that STUNNING True Detective intro?!! We can feel the unsubscribes! Let the dorks rise!!!! The Grammys! The VMAS! The AMAs! The CMAS! The POWER! Come on DICK! Show us your TWAYLOR! Next week is PART 4!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and come on! You can find one black person in Africa!
info_outline EPISODE 112.5: BONUS EP: THE LION QUEEN 07/22/2019
EPISODE 112.5: BONUS EP: THE LION QUEEN The Narcisistas saw The Lion King and SPOILER ALERT... we loved it! ACTRESS FIRST! THE GIFT!! Billy Eichner!! Jay-Z on a JetSki! It’s easy to Stan the ULTIMATE QUEEN OF THE WORLD PEOPLE! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and WE’RE NOT CRYING YOU ARE!!
info_outline EPISODE 112: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.2 w/ Hattie Hayes & Sarah Kennedy 07/18/2019
EPISODE 112: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.2 w/ Hattie Hayes & Sarah Kennedy Wil fell right on her face in a platform, Court is up against a bunch of LEGENDS, and Leif (after an offensive circle back) is lifting up queer artists! That’s right people it’s PART TWO of our THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT series!! Joining us today are the hosts of the Taydar podcast and COMEDY ICONS Hattie Hayes and Sarah Kennedy! Hattie is (b*tch) sitting the hell down looking wistfully while Sarah is at an NBA game with Karlie gettin drunk! You might want to get out your whiteboards for this one... The Swifties are detail oriented! From contractual 3 month boyfriends (Joe Jonas? Never heard of her!) to the scathing BOPS that follow we cover it all with these Tay Tay experts! Record breaking album sales! Valentine’s Day! SNL! Track #5! Valentine’s Day! The number 13! Making a music video in Powerpoint! Valentine’s Day! Look we don’t want to burn down a bank but we cover a lot of conspiracy theories including the INFAMOUS Kanye interruption with some behind the scenes tea! We gonna let you finish but THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL! PLUS... THE BIG TAYLOR REVEAL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!! It’s all in the pronouns people!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and do you guys ALSO get Google alerts for Taylor Swift gay?
info_outline EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1 07/11/2019
EPISODE 111: THIS B*TCH: Taylor Swift Pt.1 A very YEEHAW PEEYAW to all our listeners this Episode is the ultimate GAG! The Narcisistas are kind of like The Notorious B.I.G. of not liking Taylor Swift... so welcome to THE THIS B*TCH TAYLOR SWIFT EPISODES!!! We’re here to give her her things AND to call her a$$ out! In this polarizing time let’s meet the other side and hear the other perspective. Wil’s got Bad Blood cause it was poisoned by alcohol, Court is full blown Blank Space crazy and Leif is under the bus and we’re hitting reverse! It’s Easter every night at The Swift home so let’s go Swifties!! This Ep is as dicey as toilet paper in your thong at a Pride party! From humble stock broking Christmas tree beginnings to finally getting onstage and showing them how good your life is this one really couldn’t get any whiter! Shania and Faith in the 90s!! Could you die?! Wait she’s an Abercrombie model?! Well grab Austin the actor move to Tennessee! We track the million little baby steps (on a marble floor) that made Taylor into one of the highest selling artists of all time. An ICONIC walk away from an RCA record deal and right into a publishing house... You can not take away the song writing from THIS B*TCH!! She privileged AF but YEEHAW PEEYAW she smart as hell and look what happened to JoJo!! PLUS! Which of The Narcisistas put the CUNT IN COUNTRY?! Rock of Love: The Island Edition! A couple of Rascals! Brunettes EW! THE ACCOLADES! THE RECORDS! The White Beyoncé?! Yikes! Don’t come for us Swifters we’re getting all our issues with the 1% out!! THE GAYS AND TEENAGE GIRLS RUN MUSIC SO LISTEN TO THIS EP! THEN RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and when you hear Tim McGraw I hope you think of NELLY!!!