Nate Knows Nothing with Nate Armbruster

A weekly bundle of unimportant but entertaining thoughts—jokes, musings, and random observations that won’t change your life but might make you laugh. Hosted by comedian Nate Armbruster.

HBO Maxed Out, TikTok Ruined Caviar, and I Bought Pizza 05/16/2025

HBO Maxed Out, TikTok Ruined Caviar, and I Bought Pizza This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I bought a stranger a slice of pizza and accidentally had my most wholesome moment of 2025. Meanwhile, my fake owl has become a pigeon magnet, and the new pope just reignited Chicago’s crosstown baseball beef. Turns out he’s a lifelong White Sox fan, and yes, the Cubs tried to claim him anyway. Over in corporate clownery, HBO Max rebranded back to HBO Max, officially making it the most indecisive streaming service since whatever Quibi was. In Norway, a fruit company opened a banana shipment and found 40 million dollars worth of cocaine, which honestly is the most exciting thing to ever happen to a banana. And TikTok? It’s turning caviar into a driveway snack. Pair it with fries, chips, tater tots, you name it, they’re putting fish eggs on it. Also, national parks are now being promoted via thirst traps. It’s conservation with abs. It’s a weird one this week. Dumb, rich in sodium, and blessed by a pope with strong Sox energy. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/36588840

Teens Are Setting Laptops on Fire and Other Dumb News 05/13/2025

Teens Are Setting Laptops on Fire and Other Dumb News This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I recap a Mother’s Day weekend that included my mom and my mother-in-law watching me do stand-up, so, no pressure there. Meanwhile, teenagers are lighting Chromebooks on fire in school bathrooms as part of the viral , because nothing says “future leaders” like burning laptops for clout. Over in the sports world, Chelsea’s thinks 100 versions of himself could beat up a gorilla if enough of them die first. Makes sense. One guy discovered grass growing out of his bedroom carpet, thanks to some birdseed, a space heater, and what I can only assume is a cursed lease. In New York, a man has turned himself into a and invites strangers to walk on him. Performance art or untreated trauma? You decide. Finally, a woman’s bad day turned around when a stranger pulled up next to her at a stoplight and introduced her to his fashion-forward baby goats wearing Burberry harnesses. It’s a weird one this week. Dumber than usual, in all the best ways. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/36543630

Pope Drops, Mountain Flops, and Cruise Ship Bomb Plots 05/10/2025

Pope Drops, Mountain Flops, and Cruise Ship Bomb Plots This week on Nate Knows Nothing: I got a haircut and instantly regretted it, there’s a new pope from Chicago (allegedly), and a college student tried to climb Mt. Fuji like it was a treadmill at Planet Fitness. We’re talking robot waiters in Havana, a cruise ship bomb threat that somehow made Florida more Florida, and why no one should ever trust me with scissors or plans. Plus: I’m live at The Den Theatre in Chicago this Saturday — don’t miss it (and please don’t call in fake threats if you’re running late). /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/36515750

Basketball Is Weird and So Am I 05/01/2025

Basketball Is Weird and So Am I This week, I talk about how much of an idiot I am, which, honestly, could be the theme every week. Then I get into the NBA playoffs and how basketball, while fun to watch, is kind of a ridiculous sport when you really think about it. It’s a mix of personal rambling, light sports commentary, and the usual amount of unnecessary overthinking. If you like jokes with a side of existential dread and hot takes that are more lukewarm, this episode’s for you. Listen now on , , or wherever you get your podcasts—and hit that follow button so I can keep yelling into the void. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/36403940

Happy New Year 12/31/2024

Happy New Year I fumble through last-minute shopping, packing fails, and the chaos of a New Year’s Eve wedding, all while pretending to enjoy the holidays. And hey, don’t miss out on the fun – join my for updates on upcoming shows and be the first to know where I’m headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/34672315

Too Many Christmas Cookies and a Corporate Gig 12/19/2024

Too Many Christmas Cookies and a Corporate Gig This week, I'm talking about the people who dress up as Santa, why cookie exchanges are just a sneaky way to make you eat 1,000 calories in one sitting, and the rare joy of having nice neighbors. Oh, and I'll fill you in on a corporate gig I did recently because nothing says Christmas like telling jokes in a conference room. Tune in! And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join my to get updates on upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where I'm headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/34521020

Gas Money, Random Thoughts, and Everything in Between 12/12/2024

Gas Money, Random Thoughts, and Everything in Between In this slightly late post-Thanksgiving episode, I share a mix of stories and thoughts, including the time I gave gas money to a stranger and other random musings. It’s a little rambling, a little reflective, and totally unscripted. And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join my to get updates on upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where I'm headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/34407860

Coughing in Public and Other Modern Annoyances 11/22/2024

Coughing in Public and Other Modern Annoyances In this episode, Nate shares his thoughts on dealing with public coughing, the frustrations of self-checkout, and the experience of buying a new washer and dryer at Lowe’s. And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join to get updates on his upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where he's headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/34101786

Election Stuff and Fruitcake Sucks 11/14/2024

Election Stuff and Fruitcake Sucks This week, Nate shares funny stories from his life, takes a look at the Election Day aftermath, and wraps things up with a royal twist—the bizarre tale of Queen Elizabeth’s wedding cake, still mysteriously intact after all these years. And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join Nate's to get updates on his upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where he's headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/33922137

Healthy Choices, Halloween & Election Jitters 11/01/2024

Healthy Choices, Halloween & Election Jitters This week on Nate Knows Nothing, I’m ditching midweek drinks for oatmeal and somehow feeling ancient. Between attempts at eating healthy, Halloween, and the real horror—election season—I’m navigating it all with a bit of humor and a lot of confusion. Join me! And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join my to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where I’m headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/33725617

Speakeasies, Election Text Spam, and Defending Candy Corn 10/25/2024

Speakeasies, Election Text Spam, and Defending Candy Corn This week, I stumbled upon a legit speakeasy—just a guy running a "closed" bar, and it was awesome. Also, election text messages are blowing up my phone, and I'm over it. Plus, I settle the ultimate debate: why I "unapologetically" like candy corn. And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join my to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where I’m headed next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/33608442

Arizona Weddings, Dry Heat, and Airline Defeat 10/18/2024

Arizona Weddings, Dry Heat, and Airline Defeat In this episode, I talk about my trip to Arizona for a wedding and why flying with Frontier Airlines is still a nightmare. Expect some travel gripes and a few wedding stories from the desert. And hey, don’t miss out on the good stuff – join my to get updates on my upcoming shows. Sign up now, and you’ll be the first to know where I’m headed next! /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/33509897

Hurricane Chaos, Cart Theft, and a Car Accident (Not All At Once) 10/10/2024

Hurricane Chaos, Cart Theft, and a Car Accident (Not All At Once) In this episode, Nate shares the awkward moment when he accidentally stole someone’s grocery cart at the store and how he tried to recover from it. He also talks about the craziness of hurricane season, and recounts the surreal experience of seeing someone get hit by a car. It’s an episode filled with strange situations and dry humor. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/33400087

Pints & Polls: A Windy City St. Paddy's 03/20/2024

Pints & Polls: A Windy City St. Paddy's Join comedian Nate Armbruster as he recounts a lively weekend spent with family by the green-dyed Chicago River for St. Patrick's Day, then shifts gears to share his experience with the city's primary election. It's a blend of festive fun and political punditry, all delivered with Nate's unmistakable humor. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/30448593

Beach Weddings And A Rough Crowd 03/14/2024

Beach Weddings And A Rough Crowd This week, Nate's talking about attending a beach wedding in Florida and a comedy gig that went, well, pretty badly. It's all about the laughs, the awkward moments, and how sometimes things just don't go as planned. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/30367748

Cash Only, Venmo Tips And Haircuts 03/07/2024

Cash Only, Venmo Tips And Haircuts Nate Armbruster dishes on the quirks of cash-only haircuts and Venmo tips, alongside a laugh-packed recap of his trip to Niles, Michigan's Underground Laugh Lounge. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hilarity will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/30267013

Broken ATMs & The Upper Peninsula 02/23/2024

Broken ATMs & The Upper Peninsula Nate dives into tales from his shows in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan last weekend and the saga of a broken ATM that devoured all his cash, in this edition of 'Nate Knows Nothing.' And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hilarity will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/30075343

From Traverse City to Lowe's Hardware 02/08/2024

From Traverse City to Lowe's Hardware In this episode, comedian Nate Armbruster offers a recap of his recent weekend spent in Traverse City, Michigan, where he participated in the . Beyond the stage, Nate shares insights from an awkward visit to Lowe's. Additionally, he delves into the trending topic of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on this edition of Nate Knows Nothing. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hilarity will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29851173

Traverse City Comedy Festival, Detroit Lions' Super Bowl Heartbreak, and More 02/01/2024

Traverse City Comedy Festival, Detroit Lions' Super Bowl Heartbreak, and More On this quickfire episode, Nate hits the road and brings you all the buzz straight from the Traverse City Comedy Festival. Dive into the hype surrounding the festival, feel the sting of the Lions' nail-biting miss at a Super Bowl appearance, and get the scoop on the latest Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce story. Tune in for these stories and Nate's unique take, all while he's on the move. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join Nate's email list to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hilarity will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29745168

Detroit Lions' Playoff Run & Traverse City Comedy Festival with Sal Demilio and Bob Phillips 01/24/2024

Detroit Lions' Playoff Run & Traverse City Comedy Festival with Sal Demilio and Bob Phillips This Sunday, the Detroit Lions are facing off against the San Francisco 49ers with their sights set on the Super Bowl, and Nate Armbruster is all over it in this episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing'. Joining him are the hilariously insightful comedians Sal Demilio and Bob Phillips from '.' Together, they dive into the Lions' incredible season, their journey through the playoffs, and even venture some bold predictions about what will unfold on the field. But wait, there's more! They also chat about the much-anticipated and their upcoming show on at the . Tune in for laughs, insights, and maybe a few friendly wagers on this episode. Don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29636733

Lions Win, Wallets Thin, and the Double Big Mac's Back Again 01/18/2024

Lions Win, Wallets Thin, and the Double Big Mac's Back Again In this episode, Nate dives into the Detroit Lions' victory, their first playoff win in three decades. It's a big deal, folks! He also shares his own sports betting adventures, or should we say, misadventures. Then, he shifts gears to talk about McDonald's bringing back the legendary Double Big Mac. It's a comeback story that's almost as exciting as the Lions' win. Almost. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate will land next. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29539683

Midnight Laughs, Golden Globes, and Airborne Surprises 01/10/2024

Midnight Laughs, Golden Globes, and Airborne Surprises Comedian Nate Armbruster chats about burning the midnight oil to record this latest episode. He dives into the glitz and glam of the Golden Globes, and he unpacks that wild story about the whose door decided to bail shortly after takeoff. And hey, don't miss out on the inside scoop – join to get the latest on his upcoming shows. It's like a backstage pass but without the hassle of leaving your couch. Sign up now and be the first to know where Nate's hilarity will land next! /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29424308

Happy New Year! 01/03/2024

Happy New Year! This week, Nate dives into his New Year's Eve escapades, kicking off with a 5 pm show and wrapping up just in time for the final two minutes of the countdown. By his standards, it was a pretty solid night. Nate also chats about resolutions, dishing out his take on why you should (or shouldn't) set them as we usher in the new year with a touch of light-heartedness. Join Nate's Email List: /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29321028

Mice Mayhem, Skydiving Seniors, and More 12/27/2023

Mice Mayhem, Skydiving Seniors, and More In this uproarious episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing', join host Nate Armbruster as he navigates the comedic chaos of having mice at home, shares tales of daring elderly skydivers, and delves into the quirky world of garage sale and flight etiquette. From mouse-hunting mishaps to the adrenaline rush of seniors skydiving and the unspoken rules of bargain hunting and air travel, Nate's witty insights and hilarious anecdotes promise a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable experiences. Tune in for a dose of humor that's as unpredictable as a backyard garage sale. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29238658

Mall Walking and Unexpected Wisdom: A Nate Knows Nothing Adventure 12/20/2023

Mall Walking and Unexpected Wisdom: A Nate Knows Nothing Adventure Get ready for a hilarious and unexpectedly insightful episode of "Nate Knows Nothing," where Nate delves into the world of mall walking after a recent trip to the local shopping center. This episode is a delightful mix of comedy and reflection, as Nate shares his observations on everything from kiosk vendors to the zen-like focus of seasoned mall walkers, and more. Tune in for an episode that's as entertaining as it is enlightening, and who knows, you might just find yourself lacing up your walking shoes for your next trip to the mall. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29162013

Stand-Up Stories, Sky-High Shrimp, and Panera's Charged Lemonade 12/13/2023

Stand-Up Stories, Sky-High Shrimp, and Panera's Charged Lemonade In this episode of Nate Knows Nothing, host Nate Armbruster shares a blend of personal anecdotes, humor, and critique. He starts with reflections on his recent stand-up show, particularly focusing on an interaction with a front-row audience member distinctively covered in face tattoos. Nate then delves into the fast-food world, analyzing an unconventional menu item he saw being promoted at a White Castle. Shifting gears, he discusses a viral TikTok of a man cooking shrimp on an airplane. The episode concludes with Nate's evaluation of Panera Bread's deadly "Charged Lemonade" and some of the stories surrounding it. Tune in for a journey through unique experiences and culinary curiosities with Nate Knows Nothing. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/29053323

Santa Suits, Holiday Hiccups, and Spotify Surprises 12/06/2023

Santa Suits, Holiday Hiccups, and Spotify Surprises In this festive episode of "Nate Knows Nothing," Nate Armbruster gets into the holiday spirit by breaking down Tim Allen's Christmas classic "The Santa Clause." He shares his hilarious takes on all things Christmas, from quirky traditions to those awkward family gatherings. Nate also reveals the dumbest thing he's done in years – a story that's sure to have you both cringing and laughing. Wrapping it up, Nate dives into Spotify Wrapped and is thankful that Uber Eats doesn't do the same thing. It's an episode filled with laughs, confessions, and a whole lot of holiday cheer, perfect for kicking back with some eggnog and getting into the Christmas spirit. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/28952133

Black Friday Fiascos and Wing-Walking Passengers 11/29/2023

Black Friday Fiascos and Wing-Walking Passengers In this uproarious episode of "Nate Knows Nothing," Nate tackles a hilarious mix of mayhem and mischief, starting with a shopper's audacious attempt at a Black Friday scam with a fake sale sign. The laughs continue as he recounts the bizarre incident of a Southwest Airlines passenger's impromptu wing-walk mid-flight. Wrapping up with a collection of the week's funniest stories, this episode is a comedic journey through the odd and outrageous. Join Nate for a laugh-filled exploration of these wild, real-life adventures. /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/28839213

Feast, Football, and Fun Facts: A Thanksgiving Podcast 11/22/2023

Feast, Football, and Fun Facts: A Thanksgiving Podcast In this festive and eye-opening episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing,' host Nate Armbruster delves into the lesser-known stories and quirky facts of Thanksgiving. With his trademark humor and curiosity, Nate explores everything from the unexpected menu of the first Thanksgiving feast to the influential woman who fought to make it a national holiday. Nate unpacks these fascinating tidbits and more. Tune in for a journey that’s as educational as it is entertaining, providing a fresh perspective on a holiday we all thought we knew. Whether you’re prepping your Thanksgiving meal or traveling to meet family, let Nate’s witty insights and surprising revelations about Thanksgiving add an extra layer of fun to your holiday. Don't miss this special Thanksgiving episode of 'Nate Knows Nothing' – where history, humor, and holiday traditions collide! /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/28754423

Fairways, Near Misses, and Coffee Addiction 11/15/2023

Fairways, Near Misses, and Coffee Addiction Hey folks, in this episode, Nate's diving into the world of golf – and yeah, he's as baffled as anyone about why people are so into it. He's hit the golf course more this year than ever (which means, like, twice), and he's got a hilarious story about almost clocking his father-in-law with a golf ball. Oh, and Nate's got himself hooked on coffee now. So, he's chatting about how he's been navigating this new caffeine addiction while staying booze-free for the past 30 days. Expect a lot of laughs and maybe a bit of wisdom (or not). So grab a cup of coffee (or not) and tune in! /episode/index/show/natearmbruster/id/28648913

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