Never Show the Monster
Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us
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88. Horror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My Door
01/08/2025
88. Horror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My Door
Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking. We're discussing this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Join us back here in two weeks to discuss , starring our fave, Kyle Gallner :) Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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87. Horror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky Hilarious
12/25/2024
87. Horror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky Hilarious
Hellooooo we're talking this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Lukas Gage tiny apartment audition Jeremy Selenfriend's ig - Lukas Gage prosthetics (graphic) Smile 2 Skye Riley EP we can't stop listening to A behind the scenes video but I recommend watching pretty much any of them Join us back here in two weeks to discuss ! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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86. Horror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?
12/11/2024
86. Horror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?
Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested? We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and disgusting and delightful film we can not recommend highly enough. Don't cheat yourself out of watching this without spoilers! And ladies, remember - you're more than just one b00b Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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85. Horror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My Boy
11/27/2024
85. Horror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My Boy
Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing , , and this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or email us at ! Also we recorded this before Tony Todd passed, RIP, we wouldn't have brushed past his role in this film so brusquely without acknowledging that. He was a treasure and the world is poorer without him. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Slam Dunk (Da Funk) music video FIFTH ELEMENT blue lady opera ("Diva Song") and if you wanna jump to where it really starts to slap, Debut Buddies episode about YouTube video by matttt that Chelsea referenced Join us back in here two weeks to discuss , a frigging wild trip you should absolutely take. See you then! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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84. Horror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The Substance
11/12/2024
84. Horror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The Substance
Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a lot! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Join us back in two weeks to discuss and also quite a lot of and even some Happy spookies! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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83. Horror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot Weirdo
10/29/2024
83. Horror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot Weirdo
Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's , a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Friend of the show Kylan Savage's Come on back in two weeks to discuss with us! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder Movie
09/17/2024
82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder Movie
Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk , the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join us as we pin all this red yarn to our cork board. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: In-universe crime blog The queer horror documentary Kelly couldn't recall the name of - Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll IndieWire article about rock and roll, T-Rex, and hidden messages Join is back here in two weeks to discuss ! Happy spookies! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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81. Horror of 2024 - A Quiet Place Day One: We Deserve It
09/04/2024
81. Horror of 2024 - A Quiet Place Day One: We Deserve It
Ssssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of Thumb- shorts (Thumbtanic, Frankenthumb, etc), and bog bodies. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Thumb Wars talk show hosts and "exposure therapy" bog bodies A Quiet Place creature design featurette I know we said we'd be back in two weeks to discuss but we'll ACTUALLY and FINALLY be talking !!! See you soon sweeties, ilysm Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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80. Horror of 2024 - Arcadian: Tonal Whiplash
08/20/2024
80. Horror of 2024 - Arcadian: Tonal Whiplash
Helllllloooooo today we're discussing , shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy. Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian wasn't on Shudder yet, but it looks like it is now! Great time to start a subscription (non-spon, but would spon)! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Join us back here in two weeks to talk or maybe it's really gonna come down to how forgetful Kelly is vis-a-vis editing! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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79. Horror of 2024 - The Watchers: Almost Doesn't Count
08/07/2024
79. Horror of 2024 - The Watchers: Almost Doesn't Count
Hi!!!! Today we're discussing , fairy smut, and Rupert Grint. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Join us in two weeks to discuss and then in two weeks after that?? , the film we've all been waiting for for an eternity, and our main man, Osgood Perkins. Betchya thought I was gonna say Nic Cage. We'll discuss him too, obv. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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78. Horror of 2024 - The Strangers Chapter 1: Lock Your Doors
07/24/2024
78. Horror of 2024 - The Strangers Chapter 1: Lock Your Doors
Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking ! It's nowhere near as good as and if for some reason you have to choose which one to watch, definitely go with the original. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: We stayed shockingly on track but here's a screenshot of the view behind me while we were recording that was giving Samara from vibes Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
06/26/2024
77. Horror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)
Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies. Today, we're talking which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it instead it was pretty ok! We also discuss Kelly's home invader and Chelsea's Guillermo Del Toro's tarot deck. Give her a listen! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: (youtube) (amazon) isn't streaming! Boooo! (JustWatch.com) (wikipedia) (smithsonian mag) (goodreads) in DEAD LIKE ME (deadlikeme.fandom.com) (youtube) - the wiki now includes the details of the hoax! [monster concepts] Trevor Henderson's ig [monster sfx designer] Dan Martin's ig [tarot card artist] Richad Wells' ig Join us back here next week to discuss ! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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76. Horror of 2024 - Abigail: Astral Possession
04/30/2024
76. Horror of 2024 - Abigail: Astral Possession
Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters that sound like "a can of beans," appreciating the art of pec bouncing, and various pools and piles of bodies in film. Join us in two weeks to talk about the upcoming movie TAROT (2024). Do you think it will be good? Bad? Bad-good? Let us know in a review! And come back in two weeks to see if we agree! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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75. Horror of 2024 - Late Night With the Devil; or: Always Show the Monster
04/17/2024
75. Horror of 2024 - Late Night With the Devil; or: Always Show the Monster
We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're returning by covering all the new horror coming out over the next few months, starting with ! We're also discussing and , and we'll be spoiling all three. As such, here are some useful timestamps in case you want to skip from one movie to the next. 0:48:00 - start Ghostwatch 0:53:15 - end Ghostwatch 1:03:43 - start The Cleansing Hour 1:09:26 - end The Cleansing Hour 1:16:45 - start Monkeyman 1:19:40 - start The Cleansing Hour again 1:23:38 - end The Cleansing Hour Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
11/14/2023
74. [StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and Weird
Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the crew. If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so thought provoking and unexpected and we'll be revisiting it again and again. Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: THE LOST BOYS (1987) THE UNHOLY (2021) (not great and yet Kelly loves it) our cryptid series playlist on spotify Greg and Dana's Traveling Museum of The Paranormal & Occult karl with a k (and a puka shell necklace) The Ghoulies Spirits of the Stanley Spooked podcast - the lamb story Join us in two weeks as we begin our new series entitled Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. We'll be kicking it off with the new !! Radical!! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
10/31/2023
73. Party Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for Hasbro
Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways metaphorically but in others literally - but we'll announce that officially when the time comes. ANYWAY. In this episode we're talking , a fun little scary movie that is neither great nor terrible. Easy to watch. Come listen! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Saddle Shoes Ideomotor phenomenon Join us next week to talk about the new documentary by the same folks who did . Go ahead and buy this one, you'll only hate it if you hate good things. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
10/03/2023
72. Party Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the Goo
Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in! Follow us on Bluesky: Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: The Unholy (2021) Unfriended (2014) David Gbori/the gissilent The Champs this does not appear to be where kelly heard that sasha grey interview (which makes sense, given that the show highlights Black voices), so where did she hear that? Mothman statue Chuck Tingle Join us in two weeks to discuss , a movie about teens playing with a spirit board! See you then, love you bye! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
09/05/2023
71. Party Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For Drama
This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch again, idk. Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: The Silver Bridge by Gray Barker Maury Island Incident God Friended Me Joan of Arcadia (not on JustWatch ???) Tru Calling Daily Edition, which is actually called EARLY Edition, damn Morley cigarettes Sausages: The Making of Dog Soldiers Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) Make sure to join us in two weeks to continue our series on Party Games with ! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
08/22/2023
70. Party Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern Girl
Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with , a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call (2013) " (2013) for boys." Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Spirit Box/Estes Method Cat Person by Kristen Roupenian Pushing Daisies (2007) Wonderfalls (2004) (lol there wasn't even an entry on Just Watch! How can this be???) Bobbin' Along in a Barrel Past episode on #HORROR (2015) Join us in two weeks to talk (2018) which is uuuuuuuuuuuh my understanding is it's bad. Ok see you then! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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69. [StS] MIB, UAPs, and Talk to Me, or: Kay and Jay's High School Reunion
08/08/2023
69. [StS] MIB, UAPs, and Talk to Me, or: Kay and Jay's High School Reunion
Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie which you should absolutely go see. Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) UAP Hearing TicTac UFO video Coast to Coast Midnight Club (2022) Stephen King's THE SHINING (1997) Join us in two weeks as we kick off our new series about Party Games with ! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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68. Possessed by Aliens - Ghosts of Mars, or: Listing Every Movie Ever Made
07/18/2023
68. Possessed by Aliens - Ghosts of Mars, or: Listing Every Movie Ever Made
This week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether you should watch it! Kelly says yes but Chelsea's not convinced. So uuuuuh I guess watch it and then write in if Kelly totally led you astray? We also end up listing like a thousand movies and tv shows throughout, see if you can spot them all!!!!!! Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Join us in two weeks for a classic Shootin' the Shit episode about MEN IN BLACK, the film franchise, not the phenomenon. Ok see you then love you bye! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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67. Possessed by Aliens - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or: Smash My Face
07/04/2023
67. Possessed by Aliens - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or: Smash My Face
This week we're continuing our series of alien possession with (1978) and also (1956) and also by Jack Finney (1955). We're also discussing 70s faces, whether Donald Sutherland could get it, and if we'd kill each other's doppelgangers (yes). Come with us! Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Behind the scenes of 1978 flick THE BOY (2016) Sam Neill's 70s face h Dr. Spock Charismatic Voice pig squeals throat cam Join us next week as we close out our Alien Possession series with John Carpenter's (2001) featuring an astonishing cast, personally I cannot wait. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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66. Possessed by Aliens - The Thing, or: Women Can Be Monsters Too
06/20/2023
66. Possessed by Aliens - The Thing, or: Women Can Be Monsters Too
Hello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's , and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie is going to be relatable no matter when you watch it, or at least until Start Fleet figures out how to make the world socialist. Until then, join us as we get a bunch of white dudes confused for each other, try to decide of Kurt Russell is attractive, and reflect on how cursed this episode is Show notes: Estes Park Bigfoot festival Cantina band Too Much Information podcast ep on THE THING The Making of THE THING Unused stop motion scene Join us in two weeks for ! The book is unbelievably sexist, fingers crossed the movie is more sensible! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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65. Possessed by Aliens - The Faculty, or: Playing by Slug Rules
06/06/2023
65. Possessed by Aliens - The Faculty, or: Playing by Slug Rules
This week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with , which is incredible! This is the first time Kelly has rewatched it since she was a kid, and she is big mad she's been sleeping on it since then. Don't be like her! Go watch it! Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids 2 asking big questions: The music video Chelsea was talking about: Next week, join us for John Carpenter's as we work our way backwards through a cascade of movies (and books!) that influenced each other vis-a-vis alien possession. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
05/30/2023
64. [StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan Savage
You guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this behind a thin veneer of bigfoots but we see right through it. This week we have very special guest Kylan Savage of the podcast Church Jams Now! It's a podcast where three former youth group kids talk about the christian music they listened to as youths with a critical eye, daring to ask whether or not those church jams were indeed bops or if they are in fact nots. There's games, and bits, and if you look very closely even an episode featuring yours truly. Where to find Kylan: Church Jams Now! (oh dang, https, he got that tls, that's how you know it's legit) Twitter: https://twitter.com/SavageKylan Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Dead and Buried https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dead-and-buried THE VISITATION (2006) movie trailer https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7xcehb Kung Fury (2015) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg Patterson-Gimlin film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60mSMmhTZU Catalog of bigfoot sounds Join us next week as start our new series, Possessed by Aliens! We'll be starting off REAL strong with THE FACULTY (1998) ( Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
05/23/2023
63. Cryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High Brow
Hey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking , an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us as Kelly tries desperately to remember details about Indrid Cold from books and podcasts she's read over the years but did not commit to memory! Also Chelea stuns and amazes as she waxes poetic about Chapstick, her one true love. Not sponsered - yet! Chapstick, get at us!! Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Mothmonsterman Woody Derenberger interviews Haunted Objects podcast Bridge collapse car miniatures Next week we'll be joined by Kylan Savage, freelance musician and animator, as well as co-host of the . We'll be talking about the absolutely BONKERS book Monster by Frank Peretti, a "horror" novel loosely focused on bigfoot, but the real horror is the evangelicals along the way. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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62. Cryptids - Abominable, or: Not a Dermal Ridge in Sight
05/16/2023
62. Cryptids - Abominable, or: Not a Dermal Ridge in Sight
Yooooo this week we're discussing , and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on this one based on imdb and the movie poster, but it was so fun! We also invent our next project, Showing the Monster, which will be a touring roadside attraction, accepting donations now :) Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: Flatwoods monster Brodyquest Wilhelm scream tweet Join us next week as we conclude our series on cryptids with , a masterclass in depicting high strangeness. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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61. Cryptids - Antlers, or: Dark and the Wicked Lite
05/09/2023
61. Cryptids - Antlers, or: Dark and the Wicked Lite
We're talking this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking wendigos, and - because this is a literary podcast, as you know - we're also talking Othello. Shout out to my main man Shakespeare iykyk Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: - I totally got the name right :) Dromborg Castle - Featurette on creature design PBS Monstrum episode on the Wendigo - A Field Guide to Demons, Fairies, Fallen Angels, and Other Subversive Spirits by Carol K. Mack - The Trevor Project's Sharing Space, moderated by Danielle Radcliffe - A roundtable with young LGBTQ people - Join us next week for , where meets Bigfoot (eternal). It's a fun one! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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60. Cryptids - Dog Soldiers, or: Dudes Rock
05/02/2023
60. Cryptids - Dog Soldiers, or: Dudes Rock
Friends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it and boy were we wrong to do so. We're also reflecting on just how many pets have died in the movies we've watched recently, what's that about, we hate it Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: The book that references the movie is Small Favor by Jim Butcher, part of The Dresden Files! Join us next week to talk about and to find out if Chelsea quits the show over another dead dog! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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59. Cryptids - Skinwalker Ranch, or: If These Giant Wolves Could Talk
04/26/2023
59. Cryptids - Skinwalker Ranch, or: If These Giant Wolves Could Talk
We're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking . Follow us on Twitter: Follow us on Instagram: Email us at Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: Instagram: Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Show notes: (IMDB) (YouTube) (YouTube) Join us next week for , which absolutely rules and you should buy it. Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads
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