News with Bill
Put the petty politics and arguments aside! News with Bill digs deep into the news, well beyond the typical stories that you will hear reported by the mainstream news outlets. We will expose you to some of the most bizarre, odd, unusual, disturbing, and funny things that are happening around the world. Just hope that these things aren’t happening too close to you, and that none of these stories are about you!
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016: World Record Kidney Stone
04/02/2024
016: World Record Kidney Stone
Big Gulp Battery Man Killed Roommate and Lived With Corpse Woman Threatens B-Dubs Massacre All Cheese Cheeseburger Woman Caught After CPAP Battery Woman with Record Breaking Burp Man Jailed Following Skittles Assault Burger King Barbie Meal Surgeons Remove World's Largest Kidney Stone Foot Fondler Found 10 of the Weirdest Celebrity Items Ever Sold Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: newswithbill AT gmail.com Call and leave a message on the NWB hotline! 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend! - #newswithbill -
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015: Blood Cocktails
06/29/2023
015: Blood Cocktails
Homeowner Shoots Naked Woman Couple Beheaded Themselves with Homemade Guillotine Waitress Mixed her Own Blood in Cocktails Man Driving Stolen School Bus With Dead Deer Inside Nutrition brand is looking for a Poommelier Chinese Thief Avoided Cops by Living in a Cave Man Slapped His Girlfriend In Face With a Slice Of Pizza Disturbing Fecal Shower Statistic Students Find Feces Taped to their Front Door Monopoly Game Ends in Sword Fight Man Shot Girlfriend in the Back and Claimed Self-Defense German Officials Seize Cooked Bats
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014: Ketchup Survival
03/24/2023
014: Ketchup Survival
- Dead Woman is Not - Store Clerk Battered with Slim Jims - Dog Shoots Man in Kansas - Inmate Who Cut Out His Own Eyes Seeks Clemency - Teacher Bomb Threat - Topless Church Rampage - McDonald's Removed Add Next to Crematorium - Mom’s Body Found in Chicago Freezer - Woman Charged in Poultry Pummel - Doctor Ate Feces to Study a Disease - Sailor Survived on Ketchup - Attempted Gravy Gunfire There are a lot of interesting people in the world, and I somehow seem to one again found a bizarre crosssection of them... go figure! After listening to this, please go and do something nice for your mom... that is a lesson that the people in these stories need to take to heart as well!
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013: Tattooed Eyeballs
01/29/2023
013: Tattooed Eyeballs
Quite a load of craziness to start 2023 with! - KFC customer shoots worker over corn - Uterus surgery means no kidneys - Teen Cyberbullied by Her Mom - Man Tattoos Minor Inside McDonald's - Woman Going Blind After Tattooing Eyes Blue and Purple - Man Dead After Being Stung By Swarm Of Bees - Disgusting British Revenge - Man Stabs Someone For Not Saying ‘Thank You - Woman Busted In Domestic Fight Over Adult Toy - Jail Term For Woman In Adult Toy Stabbing - Vacationing Cop Bladder Choices - Man Strikes Girlfriend With Adult Toy - Florida Teen Stabbed and Beat Mom - Patient Turned Off Ventilator - Former Cop Shoots Teen at McDonald’s But hey, things can always be worse, right? I really want to talk to the lady that tattooed her eyeballs though, and not just becasue I think Irish accent are the coolest... Didn't potential blindness cross her mind as a tattoo needle was plunging in and out of her eye?
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012: Home Dentistry
12/08/2022
012: Home Dentistry
- Don’t leave your child with just anyone - The Great Coma vs. Corpse Debate - The Ancient Martial Art Of Junk Crushing - Man Smuggled Pythons in His Pants - Woman Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt Busted For Drug Possession - Teens Murdered Teacher Over Poor Grades - Woman Paid to Help ‘Astronaut’ Return to Earth - Man Has Been Pulling Out Own Teeth for Over a Decade - Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy - Man's leg severed in freak worksite incident - Florida Suspect Claimed Free Pass On Meth - Walmart Drunken Joyride - Family Brawl Over Chinese Takeout As you can see, there is some crucial information that will be shared this episode! Please give it a listen and enjoy! Oh yeah, subscribe and rate/review us wherever you listen to your podcasts - thanks!
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011: Double-Decker Eyebrows
10/31/2022
011: Double-Decker Eyebrows
Hot dogs, feces, tattos, and decapitation... this episode has it all! Also, hear what people will or will not do for $100 - hear my take, and let me konw what you think! What would YOU do or not do for $100??? In this episode: - Florida Neighbor Of The Year - Would you Do It For $100? - Man Busted For Hot Dog Battery - Woman Faces Felonies Over Waste Attack - Man Named Le'Genius Arrested… Again - Start a poop saving account - Feces in the Ceiling - Woman Pleads Not Guilty to Decapitation and Dismemberment - Bats Postpone Homecoming Dance - Woman Left With Double Eyebrows After Botched Tattoo
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010: Poisonous Snake Rentals
03/14/2022
010: Poisonous Snake Rentals
Woman soiled herself during a marathon Man eaten by piranhas while escaping a swarm of bees German castrater on trial Kid injects himself with mercury to turn into Wolverine Man lives with mobile phone in his stomach 10 weird overseas menu items from American fast food chains Elementary teacher arrested after student picks marijuana from reward box Man Rents Poisonous Snake to Kill His Wife Father Allegedly Shot Son Over Guitar Playing Chicken Wing Violence Pizza sauce led to arrest of car burglar So here it is - I am back after what certainly can be classified as an unreasonably long delay. While I won't offer excuses for my continued poor production and release schedule, I will offer an explanation. I recently made a change professionally, and this was a great decision and a great move for me. This along with my family responsibilities as a single father have really been occupying a majority of time. Things are looking like they are settling down now, and I thank you in advance for your understanding and support! Well you sure get the full compliment of stories in this episode... I mean, I would have found it interesting to get some marijuana edibles from the snack box in grade school and all, but no such luck. I typically find myself looking at food stories quite a bit. I always find it interesting what other people eat and how things are different in other regions of the United States and in other countries. The top ten list here does not disappoint! I hope that you enjoy this episode and as always, hit me up!
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009: Centipede Bites Hurt
10/30/2021
009: Centipede Bites Hurt
This episode pretty much has it all - unintentional cannibalism, stupid criminals, plasic surgery gone wrong, and an attack with hot grits! Where else could you possibly get a mix of stories like this? Check out the NWB Youtube channel to see video short takes. Think single news stories that are maybe about 2 minutes or so. Also, full episodes are released there in audio-only format. I'm also experimenting with posting these short takes on Clapper and TikTok to see how engagement goes with each of those spots. Check out @newswithbill on Clapper and @cigarbill on TikTok, or you can search for the #newswithbill hashtag on either one. Today's stories: Chinese Serial Killer Sold Delicious Ostrich Meat Drunk Man Reported Missing Joins Search Party for Himself Adult Film Actress with Backyard Butt Implants Man Gets Insurance Payout after Centipede Bites his Nether Regions Woman in Custody for Abandoning Burning Car While Naked Boston High School Forced to Use Party Bus with Stripper Pole Man Arrested After Robbing Same Bank for Second Time in 3 Days New Jersey Serial Killer Sentenced to 160 Years in Prison Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended Man Staged His Murder Victim at Walmart Man Sues Psychic Over Ex-girlfriend's Curse Metal Nails and Screws Removed from Man’s Stomach Woman Charged With Felonious Grits Attack Man Uses Sign as a Weapon Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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008: Rhino Head on Street Corner
10/02/2021
008: Rhino Head on Street Corner
Well, here we are back again with more news from the seedy underbelly of this rock that we all live on. Sure, there are stories about defecation, hammer attacks (not the rapper), and racists, but there are bright spots on the horizon... I hope... I continue to hope that my schedule will open up to the point that I can start publishing new episodes more frequently than every 4-6 weeks - my fingers are crossed! I also hope to start trying out some video shorts, and maybe start using a snack source that I have found for some international snack reviews! Here is what you have to look forward to this episode: United Airlines Says No to Duct Tape Defendant's Defecation Becomes a Focus Couple Arrested For Mutual Pasta Battery Man Cuts Off Part and Throws It Out of Car Sending Biohazardous Material Through The Mail Ohio Woman Beats Another Woman With Hammer Rhino Head Found on Street Corner Naked Woman Spews Racist Insults Chipotle Gun Slinger Naked Driver Takes Toll On Collectors Pipe Bombs for a Cause Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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007: Icelandic Whale Beer
08/17/2021
007: Icelandic Whale Beer
Yes, that title reflects an actual "thing"... Just wait until you hear what the Stedji Brewery in Iceland puts in to their Whale Beer, and how they actually make it! On a side note, if anybody has any connections in Iceland and they can send me a sample bottle, let me know! With all of the seriousness going on in the world with the COVID Delta Variant and what is going on in Afghanistan, it is nice to know that there are other things going on in the world that are decidely less serious, right? Enjoy this episode, and as always let me know what you think! Satanist Trying to Get Ahead Toronto Strip Club Vaccinating Sex Workers 10 Strangest Flavoured Foods And Drinks Bowel Movement Forced Flight to Land Man Bitten by Python While Sitting on the Toilet Pantsless Florida Woman Arrested Inside a Circle K Couple Opened Fire On Burger King Workers Over A Sandwich Woman Shocked On Mother’s Day Dipping Sauce Rage Injuries at the US Titanic Museum Check out this video about how the Icelandic Whale Beer is made! https://youtu.be/QoHtvIsctSk
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006: Ground Beef Battery
06/30/2021
006: Ground Beef Battery
Another round up of oddities for your enjoyment... The highlight...errr...lowlight is no doubt the PETA performance - check below for the youtube video. And the next time you're at the store, be sure to pick up one of those comically large logs of gound beef. You know, for home defense and all. As always, thanks for checking the show out - I hope that you enjoy listening as much as I enjoy putting this together! Head in the Car, Parts in the Trunk Stand Your Ground… Against an Iguana? 10 Bizarre Things People Tried To Sell Online Ground Beef Battery Stop Animal Insults Inappropriate Cockpit Conduct And here you go.... whether you have been waiting for it or trying to avoid it, you have no choice but to watch it now! (My apologies in advance.) https://youtu.be/qACxfKB3iP4 Please let me know what you think of this episode! Email the show: [email protected] IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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005: Bake Like an Egyptian
05/23/2021
005: Bake Like an Egyptian
So here I am back again with another collection of oddities. While there are a fewer number of stories this episode, a couple of them are longer than usual, so it all evens out in the end. First off, when you think about it, things really have to be bad for a criminal to call the cops on his victim, right? That is a weird convergence of carjacking and irresponsible parenting… And it is unbelievable what action the Egyptian government considers appropriate for some phallic cupcakes. I hope that this show is at least a slight glimmer of humor in this world of COVID, Chinese Rockets, and celebrities getting into odd sorts of troubles. In this episode: Car Thief Threatened to Call Cops on His Victim Deadly Things We Used to Think Were Safe Pensioners Are Learning How to Make Their Own Caskets Egyptian Baker Arrested for Inappropriate Cupcakes Extra Rules Added to Popular Games by Families Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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004: Lettuce Meltdown
01/24/2021
004: Lettuce Meltdown
So here we are... and where have we been? Well, I cannot use COVID nor the recent crazy political climate we have experienced here in the States as excuses. This one is on me. My day job has kept be extraordinarily busy, to the point that I was working quite a few evenings to get caught up on some time sensitive stuff. Of course, there are the extra work projects that I am a part of that have been eating at my time too. Nonetheless, here I am... back again! Aside from the usual assortment of crazy news, that you have come to know and regret, I was also able to add a personal story. My son and I tried the Firey Five Jelly Belly selections... we tried each flavor together - from Sriracha all the way up to Carolina Reaper! They were pretty spicy, and if I get my son's permission, I'll post the video of his reaction to the Carolina Reaper Jelly Belly here on the site! Today's story lineup includes the following gems: - Man Fighting Covid Blinded and Paralyzed by Cobra - The Pope’s Instagram Account Liked Bikini Model - Florida mom made toddler smoke THC - Biker is a 3 Time Loser - Company Installs Timers in Employee Toilets - Pastor Turns His Chapel Into a Strip Club - Man on 28-year Lockdown in a Closet - Hitler is Back - Woman Found Part of Her Ear Missing After a Nose Job - Children Sprout Hair All Over After Taking Medicine - Naked Stranger Found Inside Tennessee Home - Man Has Lack of Lettuce Meltdown - Chicago Man Stabbed to Death Over Thanksgiving Leftovers Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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003: Almond Milk is not Milk
11/27/2020
003: Almond Milk is not Milk
Well, yet another episode with a story or two that kind of left me speechless... and one that caused my physical discomfort. By the story titles, can you guess which one? And this begs the question... if you volunteer for something or seek it out, can you later really be called a victim? I recorded this episode on Thanksgiving night, so I was full of ham, mac & cheese, other miscellaneous sides, and a Russian River Blind Pig to drink. You be the judge if the food coma and/or IPA had an impact on this episide - I won't tell you how much postproduction was required. This episode's top stories: Quadruple Amputee Arrested for Drunk Driving Man arrested after biting a man’s nose off Man Arrested After Hitting Cop With Bible Man Knifed Family Member over Almond Milk Farmer has arm torn off by hay baler Baby Shark Used To Punish Inmates Airline Passenger Racist with a Crown Couple Names Their Daughter after Internet Service Provider Woman Busted After Hitting Cop With Meth Man Busted For Pizza Battery Illegal Castration is a thing in Oklahoma Suspect’s ID Did Not Pass Sniff Test Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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002: 78 Cats Make for a Happy Home
10/15/2020
002: 78 Cats Make for a Happy Home
And we are back with another episode! Apologies since the extended delay since the last episode! I thought that it would be the perfect time to completely start the website over again which is still not done as of this writing... But as you will soon hear, strange tihngs come to those who wait! In this episode... - Don’t forget your clothes in the drive-thru - See-through public toilets in japan - Woman Beat Father Over His Flatulence - Phone Rescued from National Forest Toilet - 78 cats removed from Missouri home - Woman altered $100 cashier's check to $8.4 million - Toilet blocked by unwelcome visitors - One hit wonder with a Hatchet - Woman kicked out of bingo hall for not covering neck hole - 12 year-old boy suspended for not bringing a toy gun to school - Man decapitates mother and puts head in freezer - Iceland supermarket closed after human feces found in freezer You will no doubt be expecting that today’s episode yet again seems to have a lot of toilet-based stories. I don’t know what it is – these stories always seem to gravitate towards me. But don’t give up on us – we have a good mother decapitation, flatulence-based assault, and a lady with a hole in her neck. Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!
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001: Like a Phoenix
09/05/2020
001: Like a Phoenix
Thanks for taking the plunge and listening to the show! I am going to take a moment and give a brief introduction. Really, if you are interested in weird, odd, and bizarre news stories with a generous helping of miscellaneous tidbits, News with Bill is the show for you! There is a good chance that I will throw some randomness in here and there as well. Here what you can expect to episode: Obviously, I had to kick off the new show with a story about poop. There is a circus in Germany that is selling jars of the brown gold to unsuspecting people… well, I guess they are suspecting because these people are ordering the stuff on purpose. Of course then we have a couple of real gems – a guy that claimed he was using the two dozen pipe bombs he was caught with to remove tree stumps, and the Nazi that shot a woman several times in the back that stole a flag in his front yard. Odd, I know. Since when do Nazis overreact about things? There are truly some odd magazines out there that you can actually subscribe to, and they cover a wide range of subjects – animals, corpses, industrial equipment, end even porta potties! I found details about a railroad selling rocks make money, and read about a couple of guys that got into a violent argument over a video game. And what is the best way to close out the episode? A kid shoving a Lego up his nose, only to have it come out a couple of years later. Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: [email protected] Call and leave a message on the NWB hotline! 209-854-4620
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