Not For Human Consumption
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.
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Episode 311 - As Soon As Popsicle
11/20/2023
Episode 311 - As Soon As Popsicle
Episode 311 is an inside job! Our studio is being remodeled, Male bracelets are a gateway to toe rings, NuMetal Necklaces, Beads By Dre, Snoop Dog goes Smokeless, Personal Blunt Roller Salaries, Show Roster Update, Forced Vacation Trips, Blue Dream the is still a go to strain, Sick of being sick and stuck at home, Jay grows a six pack and might trim up the beard, Fecal Faucet Times, SA'ing Dylan with Scritches on his Tum Tum and more! Segments: NFHC News!, Gamertag of the Week, "Hurt People, Hurt People" and Look at this! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly:
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Episode 310 - Smooth Ego
11/14/2023
Episode 310 - Smooth Ego
Episode 310 Take 2! Quick Check in this week with the trips up north and such, Nature's WiFi, Dog wounds in unfortunate places, aggressively being hit on, smooth tubes, Knife Shows, Boat Shows, Sickness and more! FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly:
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Episode 309 - Dylan's Capitalist Hellscape
11/06/2023
Episode 309 - Dylan's Capitalist Hellscape
Join us for Episode 309 as we welcome our buddy Zwick to the team. Dylan and Matt conquered communism at the Trangle L Ranch Glow Festival, Late Hot Dogs, Self Depricating Appreciation and No Blowies Under Water, Chocolate Fueled CryptoBro Headchanges, Gaslighting Zwick, Kink Toys, Investing in WW3 for profits, Emergency Student Pizzas, teh New Segment Hurt People, Hurt People Continues to delight, Look at this and more! FOLLOW ZWICK'S STUFF: Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly:
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Episode 308 - The Fettuccine Sequence
10/30/2023
Episode 308 - The Fettuccine Sequence
Halloween is here and we get a visit from Snarleston Heston on 308. Interviewing a Werewolf from a different time, Feeding the needy, almost fighting another, Becoming soulmates with A.I., The Trauma of Podcasting, News: Vaginal Beer, Poop in the lines of Disney World, Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, Hurt People-Hurt People, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 307 - An Atmosphere of Taint
10/23/2023
Episode 307 - An Atmosphere of Taint
307 has arrived! Leaner, Cleaner and Less Meaner! Like and subscribe on , The Weekly Strain, Empty Eyes, Congratz to the Thought Cops on a fantastic pod run but now All your Zwick are belong to us, He is helping us with video clips and various upgrades coming down the line, Walter's trip to Surgery is soon, Quitting Smoking, new Futurama is here, Streaming Platform Wars, How to start a fight a homeowner, Nicotine Lozenges, Health Advise from Smokers is a weird vibe, BMXtok, Sex Toenail Wounds, NEW SEGMENT: "Hurt People, Hurt People" We review people getting wrecked out in the wild, Gamertag of the week, Look at this! and more!!! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 306 - KILL BASA
10/16/2023
Episode 306 - KILL BASA
Hello fellow Sun Lookers! 306 is upon us, Balls deep in the spooky month and Walter has a confuse about the middle east, Utah sucks, Soaking, The Weekly Strains, Matt ruins a bit about the eclipse, building cults are hard, Fashionable Eclipse Eyewear, Dylan introduces a numbers game, Jonestown Drinks and cool cult shoes, Jay is in with Jason's family finally, Weinertimes with Maynard: A Masterclass in interviewing Walter's Trysts, Half Deaf still, Numb when on substances, Quitting Smoking Pact, Vapin' in the boys room, Music is back, Addiction Talk, Return Trade In Hacks, Gamertag of the Week! Look at this! and more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get up in it to win it. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 305 - Chemically Impossible
10/09/2023
Episode 305 - Chemically Impossible
Episode 305 is already an early favorite! Spooky month is in full swing, Matt doesn't know the date Halloween takes place on and ruins jokes, Food Rescuing Energy Drinks and Croutons, Looking for ways to soften your jerky, Halo is fixed and we gush about Star Wars, Cliff Hangering Random FB Friend Finds, Jay finds a fart on the episode he missed, We dive into the evidence, Is Sounding a tube like gauging an ear?, New Discord Sound Board is fun, Anne Kush's Bush makes an appearance and our resident Historian, Walter, mistakes Helen Keller for Anne Frank, He gets sweaty about it, Anyway, Hellen Keller's handler is liar, Giving yourself challenges, Cooking Updates, Sugar Smacks Pee might be dangerous, more Helen Keller besmirchment, Celebrity Grocery Store tutorials in the wild, Quitting Smoking advice by Dylan, Desantis hidden high heel boots, Wailing Neighbors, Fungal Cooking Tips, "Look at this" and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 304 - Ketamine Nightcap
10/02/2023
Episode 304 - Ketamine Nightcap
Hello there! 304 is here. Dilly is tired of himself and needs a reboot, A Tale of Walt's Short Term Rental Eff Palace and the bruised booty, Star Wars: Ahsoka continues be rad and brings on excessive talk of both Star and Wars, Dumping Jizz for Jatz, ChatGPT update, Look at this! and more!! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 303 - Tiny Little Subby Boy
09/25/2023
Episode 303 - Tiny Little Subby Boy
Episode 303 is a certified banger and we have the open-holed assless underwear to prove it. Dylan's new character Reginald Moonlight ruins his Audio Track so we call on A.I. to save it. No one would care 9/11 in today's, Fake Vape Tobacco Pipes, Gall Bladders Happen and are as useless as Ole Angie Jolie's Breasts, Walt's kink party adventures continue and he competes an aggressive steak cook off, In the end he wins the beef, Spageddie in Chat is actually funny for once, a Tiny Little Subby boy and his huge tiddied monster get touchy, We play what's in Walt's Backpack, Everything's coming up Milhouse for Jay, Dilly is uninspired and burnt out, Creative Drainage, Gaming and Not-Gaming, iPhone 15 is now in the house, Mild Car accidents, Listening to your wife about Insurance, Ab Vs point to Dick Root on a fit Jay, Matt keeps getting HIV ads on tiktok so that's cool, Segments || Look at this! and Voicemails. Get up in there and stay awhile. There's plenty of box to sleep on. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 302 - Conservative Talking Points
09/18/2023
Episode 302 - Conservative Talking Points
Healthy AF this week and back in the studio live for 302! Fan Favorite Markendeya sits in with us as we forget about 9/11, Click Bait Episode Titles and will they work?, Fat Roosters, Coming to terms with Trauma, Old Pets, Dead Pets, Mitch Hedburg isn't funny to Matt, George Carlin just yells at people about the government, Gallagher has an impressive couch, Turns out Jay doesn't like Puns afterall, The New Strain "Anne Kushes Bush" Decimating Walter on EP300 was a good time, Superior Arizona Arboretum, Who gives a sh*t about High School Football?, Using Sport as a punishment, Jay learns how to human and sees a UAP, Pellet Poops, Dead Body of the Week, Pay Pigs and Spend Broads, Words are Hard, Rock Springs Cafe is so damn good, News: 1000 year old Mexican Aliens Disclosed, AI Video Software, Baldur's Gate 3 Released too horny, Mario Movie is awesome. Gaming engine Unity ruins it || Segment: Look at this! Matt has a great time, the rest do not. Episode 302 has it all! Get in there. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 301 - It's a Clip Show!
09/12/2023
Episode 301 - It's a Clip Show!
Hey Everyone! It's a Clip Show. Matt & Jay were sick as f*ck and not in a kickflip way. Dilly made a clip show to float the week over until we are healthy. Give him props and scoopies for his efforts. Thank you all that listen and see you next week! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 300 - The Chasteness of Walter | Featuring: Chad Kultgen of Dudesy
09/04/2023
Episode 300 - The Chasteness of Walter | Featuring: Chad Kultgen of Dudesy
The BIG 300th Episode is here! The FunTime Boys have it all here for you. Chad Kultgen from the Dudesy Podcast stops by for a bit, 2/4's of our hosts practice excessive highness with almost extinct strains, Just breath in and out, Reminiscing about cigarettes with recessed filters, terrible CoWorkers and their jokes, A.I. taking out Human Opposition, Walt passing out at the Movies then gets flogged about it, The Pinkertons out there Gathering Magic, "Look at this!", Voicemails and more! Get in that Dudesy Podcast with Chad Kultgen and Will Sasso here: Huge thanks to Holmeslice for the assist! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 299 - Don't Ever Punch A Rockstar ft. Danny Marianino
08/28/2023
Episode 299 - Don't Ever Punch A Rockstar ft. Danny Marianino
We are back this week with our Old Friend, Film Scholar, Storyteller, Author, North Side King, Musician, Danzig Scuffle Specialist and all around Gentleman, Danny Marianino! Celebrating the 10th anniversary of "Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors". We get to catch up with him about, Gaining international fame with his band North Side Kings for punching out Glenn Danzig and the flood of hatemail that followed, Hilarious Tour Struggles, Funny Critic Reviews, Becoming an Author, Comic Cons, and more! This episode is jam packed with the good stuff. Get up in there!!! Here's all the links to everything Danny Marianino: Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 298 - Mass Gas Lighting
08/21/2023
Episode 298 - Mass Gas Lighting
Episode 298, The Fermentation of Walt's P*ssy is upon us! Giggle Partyin' through the week. Dylan needs to calm down, Mass Gas Lighting, Throwin' Axe: A Team Building Event, Learning what targets are, Character voices, Old Man Bowling League is a Sad Time, Matt's a good friend and has the receipts, Hungover Moving sucks, Losin' Tube, Poly Puff Puff Pass the Card game, Giving yourself food poisoning, Day Old Warm Ranch, W.A.P. is now Walt's Access Points, Girlfriends that don't listen get what they deserve, A Tart Box Wash, Men say the darndest things, Strain of the week, Poor Man's Potstick lookin' Pissy, Weird Questions of the week were tame, Quarterly Anxiety Times, S*x Utensils and a Spoke Update, Corn Dog Seizures, E.R. Drop offs, Lack of Ketchup, NuMetal Origins, The A.I. Album "Now that's what I call NFHC" is in the works, Below Decks is an amazing show and they are all now Matt's friends, Hamster Raves, NEWS, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 297 - Driving Mister Daisy
08/14/2023
Episode 297 - Driving Mister Daisy
The Fun Time Boys are back and Dylan is weird now! "How does he get away with this Sh*t?" Soft Gross High Fives, Wizard Sleeves, If you pay the Money, no one will care, Times are tough, Dilly makes the other hosts rap with A.I., Walt learns about Periods on TikTok and only dates broads without their giblets, The Blood Blister Brothers compare battle wounds, Jay's Note, Where ya'll take dumps, Home or where you are currently at?, Refilling Craisons, Weird Weiner Manipulation, A simple Teeth Cleaning turns into massive work, Quitting Smoking Tricks, Buschemi Teeth, Modern Warfare 3 is right after the corner, Remnant 2 Co-Op with Holmeslice is elite times, Gamertag of the Week, "The News!" : A.I. Steals a person's full vibe and sells it, Trumper bible thumpers think Jesus is too woke : "Look at this!" and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 296 - Trump Wrap Supreme
08/07/2023
Episode 296 - Trump Wrap Supreme
Episode 296 has fingerblasted it's way into the week! Lusting over Fruit Cocktails, Vaping Strawberry Space Food, Astronaut Milkers, Jay finishes his away mission, MonsterTrumpRallys, Recycling is Worthless, Boomer Lies, Dylan's Mouse has a well endowed parts, J-A.I. Version 01 is ready for airtime, Summertime in PHX has outlived it's welcome and balls are having a hardtime, Fitness Apps, Jalepeno Popper/Jalepeno Double Cheeseburger wrecks everything, Bluoop in the bottom of the Port-o-Jons, Walter's Back is better, 6 Month Polyversaries with the OCHO, Sounding Garden, Matt likes the Barbie movie quite a bit, Aggressive Vested Gas Servicemen messing with our stuff, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! .............Mustard Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 295 - Glitch McConnell
07/31/2023
Episode 295 - Glitch McConnell
It's hot outside and our backs hurt but we somehow manage to bring you Episode 295! 3 excuses deep and an unranched meat pocket we bring you the latest in Alarm Clocks for the Deaf, UAP's, Algorithms bringing the Conspiracy, Ancient Politicians Glitching, Why are the hosts nicer when Matt is absent?, Passive Aggressive Whining, Not Smoking > Smoking Cigarettes > Vaping, Chaw Spit Flavored Vape Juice, Dilly's "You are not a Fish" works and is now being field tested, Consensual Non Consent Music Factory, Walt fishes for Dilly's kink, Happy Birthday to those whos Parents Banged in October, Social Media Class Action Payments, Segments: Gamertag of the Week, NEWS HEADLINES, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 294 - Ground Hazards Day
07/24/2023
Episode 294 - Ground Hazards Day
Episode 294 brought to you by “Dylan hates hosting productions” This week, we cancel Matt again for unknown reasons. Special guest Homeslice - Demon connoisseur and knower of things, joins us for Fakk checking! Sleepy goofy SOUND CHECKING happens! Blow back from your slide whistle is gross. God rest Matt’s soul. Going brass to mouth while hoping to win the Mega Dillions is a thing. Hiding your racisms in private. “The names Dick, Dick Feelsfine”. Sounding gardens full of dandelion fields are frolicked. Speedo Jay won’t stand! Gordon Ramsmey’s cum is raw! 75 year old high fives are aggressive, and Daisy chaining gory holes! Jay and Homeslice pitch us a few movie scripts, then we watch a horror movie clip during “Hey Look at This”. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 293 - Illuminati After Dark
07/17/2023
Episode 293 - Illuminati After Dark
Sounding off this week, it's the BIG Episode of 293!!! This episode has it all: Conspiracies, UFO's, Aliens, Dick Pills, Falling off the wagon, Threesome's, Metal Rods going places, Look at this, Voicemails and more! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 292 - Leathery Coward
07/10/2023
Episode 292 - Leathery Coward
All up in it this week with Rocked Gapes, Frothded Tips, Marching Band Competitions are kinda cool, Dilly's First Annual Pow Pow Weekend Deathpool Conclusion, Dylan almost gets trafficked or beat up, Matt learns he has/had Road Rage, Jay spits hot Yellow, Doug Sucks: A Port-A-Potty Adventure, Homeless Battery ReSellers, Mom Meet Ups, Walt phones it in as he phones it in, Talking to your Partner works, Gamertag of the Week!, News, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Tell your friends. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 291 - Bent Spokes
07/03/2023
Episode 291 - Bent Spokes
Down one man but we still here to bring you the weekly dose of dumb. The tale of a preshow shidded pant, Is the Flu the same thing as Influenza?, The Munsoning of Walter, Mispronouncing Dudsey Seltzers and it's flavor profile, Drowning your Air Pod Pros, Dismal Dylan brings a new deadly game idea, "Dilly's First Annual Pow Pow Weekend Deathpool", Diablo 4 remains great, Lilith can get it, The Segura Special we went to finally comes out, Walter falls off the Wagon and might of got his spoke bent, A guy from low KDR lobbies calls out Matt's rusty CoD skills, Poly Game Nights seem unnecessary, Oral Landlord relief plans, Long Range Sex Toys, Drone Talk, Air Pod Pros are rad, New Gaming Handheld, Homies Helping Homies, New Futurama, Dylan and Walter forget how to human, New Logitech Gaming Handheld, Netflix hilariously brings back the Titanic movie, Look at this Segment and more!!! Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 290 - Helicopter Dogs
06/26/2023
Episode 290 - Helicopter Dogs
Feelin' Musical this week as we slide into 290. We test out Dudesy Seltzers and they are strong!, Dylan and Matt get pulled into UFO algorithms, Jay learns Russian, Missing out on Injury Payments, Old Lore Update, House Cleaning, Dead Body Story of the week, Oops' all Billionaires and their silly Nautical Adventures, James Cameron calls it a "skill issue" and to "git gud", Walt gets kinda Swatted then goes to a Kink-Fest for some tickle time, Some Old Lady Builds Sex Rooms on TV, GamerTag of the Week, Look at this!, Voicemail and more!!! Fun times all around. Get in there. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 289 - An Out of Potty Experience
06/19/2023
Episode 289 - An Out of Potty Experience
We back at it this week fresh from our week off! The Murder by Death show was awesome, Walt stares at an orgy, Exhausted Jay and Dylan understand each other now, PortaPotty Grammar is not the best, Safety Inspector Fight Club, Ex-cons are stuck in the past, Flossing Finger Nail Nugs, Significant Other Foot Rubs, Coworkers Smellin' In-Grown ToeNails?, Matt can't talk correctly and unwilling participant in stopping a shoplifter, Freeway Dead Guys, Upsetting Acquaintances, Walt's PS5 Problems and BOOM, power went out during the episode so Walt and Matt meet up days later to finish up. Thank you all for the continued Support!!! Check out Walt on Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 288 - Sweet Delicious Creampies
06/05/2023
Episode 288 - Sweet Delicious Creampies
Swinging into this week with Episode 288! Coco Body Butter updates, Sun Burned Dillys are a bad time, Seeing Dave Attell Live Review, Going to the upcoming Murder by Death Show, Clothespinning Two Male Bags Together, Scheduling Sexcapades and the Memorial Day Swinger Salsa Sex Shack, Brainstorming New Segments for the Ladies, Apologies to Staphanie, Tossing one for the Troops, How many releases do you think are tossed at swinger events?, Dutchy Do Do and the Skychildren, Noone wants News about Gooch Grease, "Look at this!" and more! Check out Walt on Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 287 - A MIGHTY HUNGER
05/29/2023
Episode 287 - A MIGHTY HUNGER
Enter episode 287. We are back this week with our usual brand of nonsense! Inappropriate nicknames, Vitamix gifts, Swinger Salsa, Graduations, Overpriced Instruments with weird names, the art of being bored, Sentient Toilets and thier feelings, new jobs, News, Look at this!, Voicemails and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 286 - Yikes Cat
05/22/2023
Episode 286 - Yikes Cat
On a very special episode of NFHC Podcast, booze is back and we delve skin deep into where Walter has been. The end of NFHCPodcast is a threat if ya'll don't subscribe to us on youtube, Tiny Socks, Moving sucks, The cliffhanger of last episode was MRSA and it's gross, af, yikes, eating the wet bugs, Personal Sex Orgies, Walt's new Infinity Gauntlet move is horrendous, "Look at this!" Wade's chapter 3 of "Walter and the quest for the seven sharts" has arrived and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 285 - Hangaring Brain
05/15/2023
Episode 285 - Hangaring Brain
Birthdaysode is here and who gives a sh*t?, we are old af and getting our brudders churned, new Sound Button ruins things, Dilly testin' strains, Maintaining Pozzed Attitudes, Albuquerque New Mexico Review, Annoying Jay by Hangaring Around, Italian Resturants, Normalizing Sex before Dinner Dates, Fart and Burp Play?, Weiner Butting and the FDA, Perfect Human Sauce, Karaoke Dive Bar Meat Heads singing Divorced Dad Rock, Tom Hanks Movies makin' Eyes Rain, It's not the movie Finch tho, Silo on AppleTV looks cool, News of Whoopi Goldberg Farts and Space Restaurants, Looks at this!, Voicemails, Being and avid skin enjoyer brings inappropriate responses to serious situations and more!!! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 284 - The Water Wars of 2050
05/08/2023
Episode 284 - The Water Wars of 2050
We are back this week and Dylan thinks he could escape Cinco De Mayo, Falling in love with necks, Hungry-Hungry-HIPAA, Requesting time off, Not funny money, New Puppy still growing and the unfortunate Aussie, Financial advise for some reason, Swedish Chef found a new gig, The Water Wars of 2050 are coming, too old to sell man seed but no one wants it anyway, The origin of Hare lips, Vinyl Records with Human Tears in them, People are rad dude, Everything is way too expensive, Bad Restaurants, Silver Picture Prints from the early 1900's, Wedding plans with Lizard Suit Larry, ICEE Cookies are weird af, Pointless Money Wasters, Female Crash Test Dummies, USA/Canada No touchy zone, NEWS: Renaming Islands that had horrific things happen on them, Nintendo fights an actual Bowser, "Look at this!" and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 283 - Blood & Nerves
05/01/2023
Episode 283 - Blood & Nerves
Back this week with itchy B holes, Uncancelled, Hydrated, Staying in our lane, Walt reads a test backwards, HIV Dude drops, High Dylan, What strain is that?, Losing thumb privileges, Ambidextral Jerk Off, Removing your old self off, AirSoft(ism) Adventures, Popular Clothing Brand's name might have rude beginings, Jay has the juice but it's dangerous to remove, Fatherly visits, An attempt to remove a night of anusing with a Clorox bath, ForeSkinClibbins and where are they?!?!, Jelqing: An in depth how-to lesson, look at this! and more! This one is off the rails in a fun way. Vein might Rupture. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 282 - An Episode of McSlurries
04/24/2023
Episode 282 - An Episode of McSlurries
New Week, New Episode! It's Walt's Birthday! Rapid Mobile AIDS Tests, Does the swab stink tho?, Dylans barber f*cked his shit up, Beard are just a Double Chin Suppressant, Guilt Free Negative tested Blasting, Taint quite it, Walt might have destroyed his Blood Pressure with Caffeine, Brakes & Rotors are expensive af, Vehicular Abuse, Matt gets canceled?, XDefiant closed Beat test is awesome so far, Feelin Down but it's ok, Walt's sensitive ass to a Death Metal Show, Dylan is a didiot and learns that hosting makes speaking hard, "Look at this!" and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: Background Music Provided by:
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