Not For Human Consumption
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.
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Episode 246 - The Manic Upswing
08/15/2022
Episode 246 - The Manic Upswing
Episode 246. We're Gawking the Gawk, and Walking the Walk! Matt assumes Jay's birthday. Walt gets oral with Sir Jerry, but just the tip. 7 Eleven Zit Munchies. You can't feel pain with "Mind Over Nothing Else Matters". Jay thinks things. Bukoffee. Matt gets drunk on Saturday sauce. We're getting rich from our poop. And Dylan's words are used against him in the court of voicemail. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 245 - Separating The Sandwich Art from The Sandwich Artist
08/09/2022
Episode 245 - Separating The Sandwich Art from The Sandwich Artist
Welcome to back the Not For Human Consumption podcast Episode 245. Cody from TRDS joins us these week as we get into flat earth, too many Rantulas, mild corn, pool steamers, wiggle funny, thickening up with water, 30 year old spoilers, Subway fresh, and CAT 6’n the universe. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 244 - DIARRHEA CRAMPS 64
08/02/2022
Episode 244 - DIARRHEA CRAMPS 64
Hey everybody! Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast episode 244! This week we kneel down to the techno A.I. Jesus, forget things problems, have you ever curved a semen, Walter plays with life’s toaster, famous names feel good on the tongue, pimpin ain’t easy, excuses for bruises, painful birth stones and robots are crushing it. Episode Artwork: https://www.instagram.com/lil_fennec/ Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 243 - Sir Cumstance
07/26/2022
Episode 243 - Sir Cumstance
Welcome back to another high flyin' installment of the Not For Human Consumption Podcast. On Episode 243 the gang gets high together, egg washing your support Trevor, homeless burrito taunting, Walt has helpful advice but bad timing, the purest of man dates, boba tea hole, Matt has trust issues, Dylan has a new plug and Starbucks is apparently the cause of transportation issues. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 242 - PLANET GIRTH
07/18/2022
Episode 242 - PLANET GIRTH
Episode 242 is live and deep this week! Walt is back and brought his Support Trevor. Dylan cracks the Simulation, Matt's Alcoholism Terms of Service, Stoned Alone Thoughts, Sus Popsicle Etiquette, Checking in with Trevor, Walt gets a makeover and why he has been absent from the podcast. Shit gets deep! We do our best (This episode contains discussion of self-harm that may be difficult to some listeners. If any of the content in this podcast has brought anything up for you, please reach out. Call or text The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 988) Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 241- EQUINE GLORY HOLETEL
07/12/2022
Episode 241- EQUINE GLORY HOLETEL
We’re galloping into another week of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. Your weekly update on all the horsing around. This week on episode 241 Dylan brings back the pumpkin loaf, accident prone families, we can’t do conversions, Gordon Ramsey can get it, poon dabbin your neck crease, equine bondage, big brown beaver krinkles and it turns out that cops can’t resist themselves. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 240 - FUN SEX LAUGHY TIMES
07/05/2022
Episode 240 - FUN SEX LAUGHY TIMES
Episode 240 is live and we are back in the new studio setup! Adventures in Daddy Golfing, Jay has an emergency, Roe V Wade (The Fighting Game), Canada probably has terrible pizza, Matt's new business idea, Moving to other countires, VR Podcasting and Unreal 5, Finally gaming with Walt and his fun sex moves, Tribute to the best dog Daisy, NFHC News, Phoenix Murder Update, Tea Bagging might be sexual assualt in video games & more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 239 - The Glizzy Gladiator
06/28/2022
Episode 239 - The Glizzy Gladiator
We back fam! Fr fr no cap. We bussin weekly knowledge off rip fr fr for Epi 239 ong! Am I doing it right? This week we are joined by Travis from the Roast Mortem podcast because we’re missing dad bod Dylan and the Walter boy. We’re getting into some hot topics like shrimp tits, shootin hoops with turtle ooze and aahhs, toy story strip club, getting straight with paint thinner and Matt can’t get enough of that hot glizzy surplus at Costco Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 238 - Seeds of Hope
06/21/2022
Episode 238 - Seeds of Hope
Welcome back to the 238th installment of the Not For Human Consumption. Matty J, the proprietor of “What That Dick Do?” joins the show live this week! We relive episode 99 with gross, Dylan knows his worth, all homeless people look alike, getting back to the root of dick jokes, Walter is doing it again, walker no walking, Little Tree attempts a frame job and elephants never forget Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 237 - Eat a Peach for Hours
06/14/2022
Episode 237 - Eat a Peach for Hours
Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast your weekly update on all the things. This week on Episode 237 drugs are everywhere, Walt’s on repeat, bring back Matt art, face pushing old ladies, Waffle House or Denny’s, Burbank and Urkel, Metal Maidens and their questionable friends, Pilsbury Proud Boys and Family Matters. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 236 - PRAY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
06/07/2022
Episode 236 - PRAY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE
Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast, Episode 236. Your weekly update on all the gloom. This week Dylan hates it in here, Walt has the Blooze and goes phoneless, taking your cut of the egg roll profits, Buffalo Wild Wings new mascot, lung water, “swattin makes me feel good!” and heading off to Denver for that Rocky Mountain high. Support for NFHC brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 235 - Just Kidding
05/31/2022
Episode 235 - Just Kidding
Welcome to another Episode of the Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Jay and Walt are out this week so Dylan and Matt trapped community favorite Holmeslice to finally get on the show. We traverse the apocalypse with laughs as we discuss the effects of Mandela, Aliens, Militarized Spider Goats, Obi Wan Kenobi, F'd up news stories, 80's dating tapes and more! Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 234 - Bubble Ducky
05/24/2022
Episode 234 - Bubble Ducky
Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption Podcast Episode 234. We’re in the the studio after a little Covid goof. This week we’re joined by fellow survivor Wade from Atoll, fist fighting tuggin' uncles, Dylan starts a no means no campaign, wheelchairs in reverse, variant airlines, a Jay from the past was Johnny Acid seed, thirsting Brad Pits abs and getting Peter Piped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 233 - Plague Bringer
05/17/2022
Episode 233 - Plague Bringer
Welcome back to another episode of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we celebrate the birthdays of our special boys Matt and Dylan. Walt is away but manages to make a quick appearance and irritate Dylan immediately, Matt is on the mend from plague times, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out in R.L., 80’s barrels, bottled water tastes like a foot and good rap is back according to Dylan Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 232 - HOT FEVER WEINER
05/10/2022
Episode 232 - HOT FEVER WEINER
Bonjour everyone. Welcome back to your weekly update on all the things. This week on episode 232 we dip our tastebuds into some fine Canadian treats from our friend Fennec. Matt remotes in this week due to a bad case of fever wiener, the homeless are harnessing their chi, unsupervised urinating, cinder block break downs, multidimensional human cages, glitter bombing fart boxes and the moon gets a pizza joint to supply the people of Dearth. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Background Music Provided by:
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Episode 231 - Handicaptain
05/03/2022
Episode 231 - Handicaptain
Hello friends and welcome back to another installment of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 2 bleep bloop 30 blarp 1 1 1, 231. This week the secret is out because someone, Dylan, forgot to charge the Mattbot 5000, Walter impersonates Jay, Dylan “Starbase 44” releases a hit and Holmslice is not impressed, leaders of the special Olympics, Top Gun but balls, Jay is almost murdered by a cat and Dylan presents on first dates Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe & Walter's Dump Hole is brought to you by Walter's Wall fo Woe courtesy of Featuring Reviews of - THE SHENANDOAH ELECTRIC COMPANY - Drive-By Bukkake - HEAD FIRST Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 230 - Advanced Aged Gentleman
04/26/2022
Episode 230 - Advanced Aged Gentleman
Felize Cumpleaños Walt!!! Episode 230 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. Beautiful sweet Trevor joins us week as the designated DD driver and pun auditor. Step dad balls need love too, old hands can catch a case, it gets real drunk in here, Walt doesn’t know what week it is, lizards go unmonitored and old hat tags from PETALUMA CALIFORNIA!!!!!!! Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 229 - Sir Rosis of Liviare
04/19/2022
Episode 229 - Sir Rosis of Liviare
Welcome back to your weekly update on all the things. Episode 229 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast is brought to you by SNOOZE BUTTONS WALT!! Dylan lays some pipe on Matt, Jay puts one in the sink, Let’s Go Brand Them! Bagel hogs, step roommates on p*rn hub, full contact gaming, Bobbin for door handles, thick stream math and Dicksney’s newest ride Pirates of The It’s Used For Peein. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: ATOLL - CIRRHOSIS FOR DINNER Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 228 - Goofy Mornings
04/12/2022
Episode 228 - Goofy Mornings
Bust out yer thigh meat for another installment of the Not For Human Consumption Podcast, episode 228. This week the boys fantasize about forbidden love between Markandeya and Trevor, Dylan’s labels things incorrectly and gets no respect, everyone comes to Walt’s defense until they don’t, betting lines for heart attacks, human organs and proper dosing are mysteries to EMTs, Mighty Morphine Power Maynards woulda been a slow show, going commando with your life and Walt gets a new segment…but he’s not ready Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Carpenter Brut – The Widow Maker Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 227 - Buttworm Walt
04/05/2022
Episode 227 - Buttworm Walt
Welcome back to your bottle poppin weekly update on all the things. This week on Episode 227 Dylan meets the smartest man he has ever met in his entire life, are 2 squares enough, Walt’s booty hole pops out and it’s gross…ish, flat earth fails, planes and boats how do they work, and we introduce Walter’s Balls of Woe the new NFHC giveaway show. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Haserot - Incantations At Dusk Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 226 - Dumpster Nunchucks
03/28/2022
Episode 226 - Dumpster Nunchucks
Welcome back to another weekly installment of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 226 and our last night of Marchandeya. On this week’s toothy fish dick episode Dylan visits a dumpster city at max speed, Matt’s face pushin Chocodiles, Walt burgles, Jay hopes for a breezy BJ and Markandeya meads to remember his time at the RenFair and if boobs were involved. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: BLIGHT – A SHALLOW VEIL Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 225 - Dual of Gapes
03/21/2022
Episode 225 - Dual of Gapes
Marchendeya Madness Continues! Full moon casting at it's finest as Dylan is cranky whilst Walt is in Retrograde? Being mad at Drivers turns into general hate of people, Co-Worker Hate, Planning Trips, What not to do with Petrol, A Random "Enemy Mine" Movie Summary and Review, Markendeya gives a touching Tribute, A ghost pays for his own Funeral Band?, Holmeslice Appreciation Minute, Tossin' Blunts, Matt Peer Pressures Alcoholism, Meth Head Sex Strangle Turns to Decapatation and more! Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Sally Dige – Holding On Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 224 - Captain Economy
03/15/2022
Episode 224 - Captain Economy
Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast episode 224. Just another typical weekly update on all the things. It’s the start of Marchandeya Madness this week. Leave your jokes at the door cuz Dylan ain’t haven it. We have your everyday guide to free commerce, homeless solutions, Matt dreams of relapsing, Meth bros, Jay has a bit and forgets it, making a stand on a RedBox, Korean brawds are pretty on your eyes and Man-E-Holes stinks as a He-Man character Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: The Midnight - Good in Red Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 223 - The Stapp Infection
03/07/2022
Episode 223 - The Stapp Infection
Welcome to Episode 223. This week we get to hangout with Tom from the Roast Mortem & Heavy Hole podcasts! Grab your favorite adult beverage to get faded and jaded talking about Music, Producing, Terrible bands, Alleged recording studio debauchery, Surgery buttholes, Improper Load Placements, stoned alone thoughts and beyond! Check out Tom's shows Roast Mortem: Heavy Hole: Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: TR/ST – BICEP Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 222 - Multidimensional Load
03/01/2022
Episode 222 - Multidimensional Load
We are back with Episode 222 and your weekly update on all the things. Special guest Wade from Atoll joins us and teaches us about the birds and breeees. This week we try to make Walt an honest man, living in sin, Dylan pulls up his small shorts for business, back packing through Payson, toad foam poops, Urine McGregor, scrototype projectors, everything is like wrestling, who can stroke out the hardest and Starbucks shatte art. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Atoll - The Circumcisor Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 221 - I HATE WIND
02/22/2022
Episode 221 - I HATE WIND
Welcome back to another episode of the Not For Human Consumption podcast episode 221. All aboard the AIDS bus! Officially in a coof free environment, solo tummy sticks, Walt is Monster Jammin in Cali, Matt sees dead people, silly goofin, Dylan might have thrown up on someone, no tolerance for a breeze, swinging from your web hole and learning how to finish a story. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Cesspool of Corruption - Breeding our Demise Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 220 - VIDLORD DARTH MAYNARD
02/15/2022
Episode 220 - VIDLORD DARTH MAYNARD
Welcome one and all to Episode 220 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we we’re doing things a bit different, coof casting from home because someone is unclean, male anxiety is explained and Dylan ain’t buyin it, Mormon sheeting butthole kisses, vodka is a hard word to say, everything is cool with Walt, gay bars with your uncle, ringworm panini tables, jokes are explained, Matty J is spotted in the wild and Matt explains how to approach one. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Sidewalks and Skeletons - Into the Dark Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 219 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pints
02/07/2022
Episode 219 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pints
Welcome another fine night of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 219 and we are joined by the Drink A Beer Play A Game/Power Hour boys. Walt gets a spot at the adult table, Dylan is still the fittest, are fingernails the tooth of the hand, multiple strong beers, remembering not remembering, in or on makes a return and we run a little long cuz Jay tells stories. Visit the DBPG boys! Segments: Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Karl Casey Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 218 - Jay, Interrupted
01/31/2022
Episode 218 - Jay, Interrupted
Smoke em if you got em!! This weed on Not For Human Consermption things get a little too high. Matt’s good with 2 inches while Walt needs 6, sexy candy makes Tucker…Randy, Jay waves Walt through, Dylan is the show’s fittest man, inner monologue can be deafening, Oingo Boingo can be stifling and freeze pipes are the way! Segments: Those Goddamn Dickmans, News, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Engutturalment Cephaloslamectomy - I Bless The Slams Down In Africa Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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Episode 217 - Adventures in Jaybysitting
01/25/2022
Episode 217 - Adventures in Jaybysitting
Welcome to Episode 217! The Odd Couple Jay and Dylan go on a grocery adventure, Men Cooking for Men gets heated, Walt's Quarantined Casting from home because his shoulder hurts OR is hungover. (You decide), Matt went on the TRDS to negotiate terms of Randy's apology to Walter, Late Night sustances bring deep thoughts, Footage surfaces of Walter's past RenFair life, Having 2 vaginas brings a windfall of cash and more! Segments: News, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by , who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. offers precision-engineered tools for your family jewels. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code NFHC at . That’s 20% off with free shipping at and use code NFHC. Visit us at for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Apple Podcast: Google Play: Spotify: Youtube: Stitcher: Check out the NFHC Store! Join the NFHC Discord! Matt’s Twitch Streams Weekly: This episode of NFHC is brought to you by: Walter’s Wall of Woe Featured Band: Voicians - Alive Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSPIRED Angels - LAKEY INSPIRED 5 Min Call - LAKEY INSPIRED Last Night - LAKEY INSPIRED Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" ---------------------------------------------------- Other Music Provided by:
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