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Former Glory Pt. 1 06/18/2025

Former Glory Pt. 1 Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain and can't wait to reconnect with her dear friend. Can the two come together to regain their Former Glory??? Come to the Elysian Theater in Los Angeles on July 3rd, 2025 to find out! Tickets at Elysiantheater.com/shows/knfwlive /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/37055760

KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock 07/10/2024

KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/32087342

KNFW...Court Jesters 07/04/2024

KNFW...Court Jesters Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/32014457

KNFW...Pod Classics 06/26/2024

KNFW...Pod Classics The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed? /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31904982

KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail 06/19/2024

KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave? /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31815962

KNFW...Legend Has It 05/30/2024

KNFW...Legend Has It This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31541312

KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator 05/22/2024

KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31426112

AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes! 05/15/2024

AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes! For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31313427

KNFW...Fresh Can... 05/08/2024

KNFW...Fresh Can... Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to Heather Locklear's intervention? Find out, on this very special episode of Fresh Air, from WHYY. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31204157

KNFW...Live From Los Angeles... 05/01/2024

KNFW...Live From Los Angeles... The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big? /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/31077868

KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out 04/24/2024

KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30976083

KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding 04/17/2024

KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30871658

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux 04/03/2024

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30667343

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention 03/27/2024

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30570093

KNFW...Mucussy Membrane 03/20/2024

KNFW...Mucussy Membrane The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30463603

KNFW...Nut Hunters 03/13/2024

KNFW...Nut Hunters Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30362153

KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin! 03/06/2024

KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin! Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30260233

KNFW...All Of Them Gays 02/28/2024

KNFW...All Of Them Gays The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30156818

KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED) 02/21/2024

KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED) This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts? /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/30054923

KNFW...Case Of The Ex 02/14/2024

KNFW...Case Of The Ex Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29954748

KNFW...This Is Me...Now! 02/07/2024

KNFW...This Is Me...Now! Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29847253

KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube 01/31/2024

KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29736793

Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin 01/24/2024

Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29635733

KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!" 01/17/2024

KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!" The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29531718

KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd 01/05/2024

KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29356603

KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin 12/27/2023

KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29243248

KNFW...Dr. Jack 12/20/2023

KNFW...Dr. Jack This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals. /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29172318

KNFW...Actors On Actors 12/13/2023

KNFW...Actors On Actors This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/29053488

KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption 12/07/2023

KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past??? /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/28974858

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses 11/30/2023

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out! /episode/index/show/nymphowars/id/28875103

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