OMGWTFBIBLE

A brand-new, very very loose and incredibly irreverent translation of the entire goddamn bible.

61: This is the Blessing 03/15/2021

61: This is the Blessing Rabbi Sam Reinstein joins David Tuchman to read the last bit of the Torah, discuss Seinfeld, and talk about Rabbi Reinstein's new Haggadah. Want more? Follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/18319790

Talkin' 'Bout Demons 03/08/2021

Talkin' 'Bout Demons On this bonus episode, David is joined by the Keith Thomas, Dave Davis, and Malky Goldman, the writer/director and two stars of the new Jewish horror movie, "The Vigil." They talk about Judaism and film-making before reading some pretty goofy passages about demons in the Talmud. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/18221459

60: Lend Me Their Ears 10/02/2020

60: Lend Me Their Ears Artist Sara Erenthal joins David Tuchman to read one of the worst songs ever written, discuss art, and talk about trying to find beauty in ugliness. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/16241441

59: You Are All Standing & Moshe Went 09/07/2020

59: You Are All Standing & Moshe Went Noah from Old Jewish Men stops by (via video chat) to read a couple of portions with David Tuchman as they discuss the Old Jewish Men lifestyle, where the Torah is, and the big twist ending to all of this. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15909296

58: When You Arrive 08/31/2020

58: When You Arrive This time around, Dvora Meyers sits in with David Tuchman to talk about gymnastics, some nice ideas about charity, and one of the most harrowing Torah portions there is. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15815633

57: When You Go Out 08/24/2020

57: When You Go Out David Tuchman is joined by Ben Siegel as they discuss the effects of religion on society, some pretty not-great Biblical rules, and what to do when you gotta go. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15717266

56: Judges 08/21/2020

56: Judges Abby Stein joins David Tuchman as they dive deep into archeology, discuss the honesty of judges, and try to find some guidance in this thing. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15697118

55: Now See Here! 08/14/2020

55: Now See Here! A guest joins David Tuchman as they talk about worshipping other Gods, which animals are tasty, and BLOOD. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15607019

54: Reward 08/07/2020

54: Reward Arielle Angel, editor of Jewish Currents, joins David to talk about some very old Israeli propaganda, just how terrible the Israelites were, and some magazine history. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15514229

53: I Pleaded 07/31/2020

53: I Pleaded David is rejoined by Steve DeSiena to talk about monotheism, the ten "things," and the importance of bringing back live comedy. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15416555

52: Words 07/24/2020

52: Words It's happening! OMGWTFBIBLE is back with the very first episode of season 5! Ben Faulding joins David as they discuss growing up Jewish in New York, Biblical rebellions, and a lot of brutal battles. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/15334844

51: Wanderings 07/16/2018

51: Wanderings Who doesn't love a recap? The true remix doesn't happen until Season 5, but Dimitrios Fragiskatos of Anyone Comics joins David Tuchman to read the wrapping up of season 4, which includes a long list of places, some real estate deals, and Tales of the Blood Avenger! Check out . Also, go there and buy things! Want more? follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6813918

50: Tribes 07/09/2018

50: Tribes Woah! 50 episodes! This time around, David Tuchman is joined by Simon Chetrit to read his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. Some things the two discuss: Howard Beale, how to divide booty (both meanings of the word), and a whole bunch of negotiating. Check Simon out on . Want more? follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6780917

49: Pinchas 07/02/2018

49: Pinchas Sophie Brookover joins David Tuchman to read his brand-new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible as a comedy! Join them as they make there way through the ways the Israel crew prepares to enter the land promised to them. Hint: it involves rules. Check out Sophie on Twitter at ! Want more? follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6762403

48: Balak 06/25/2018

48: Balak CURSES! Young adult author Zoraida Cordova joins David Tuchman to read his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible and they just into a whole lot of magical mischief. There is a talking donkey and IT IS WEIRD. Buy Zoraida's book, "Bruja Born," about witches in Brooklyn, . Want more? follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6733624

47: Decrees 06/18/2018

47: Decrees Holy cow! Literally! Join David as he reads his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible with guest Ahron Moeller. Together, they try to decipher just what the heck God was trying to get out in the early latter half of Numbers. Also, there's a whole weird thing about snakes. Want more? follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . Please, if you haven't: review the show on Apple Podcasts. It makes people think this is a real thing! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6713420

46: Korach 06/11/2018

46: Korach What is the secret origin of podcast host David Tuchman? How did he come to create OMGWTFBIBLE, his own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible? Find out (maybe) as David has his father, Louis, on the podcast to read Korach, David's bar mitzvah portion! It's gonna get (a little) emotional! As always, follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . Also, REVIEW THE SHOW! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6684364

45: Send Out 06/04/2018

45: Send Out More OMGWTFBIBLE? Already? It's too much! Ever wonder exactly why those silly Hebrew spent 40 years in the desert? Find out in Episode 4, read by person of note Brian Levinson! Want more? Check out Brian on ! As always, follow OMGWTFBIBLE on , , and . Also, REVIEW THE SHOW! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6658831

44: When He Lights 05/28/2018

44: When He Lights Ain't no party like a comedy Bible party because a comedy Bible party is WEEKLY! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6579254

43: Head Count 05/21/2018

43: Head Count We're getting into it REAL fast in Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6578596

42: In the Desert 05/14/2018

42: In the Desert And we're back! Season 4 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy is here and IT IS A DOOZY! This episode has been stuck in the vault for over a year but now it can be RELEASED! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6578250

Just the Bible Bits 3: Part 2 04/30/2018

Just the Bible Bits 3: Part 2 Gobble down the rest of Season 3 with these readers: Nina Paley, Stephanie Butnick, Sarah Waxman, BJ Kramer. Just TWO WEEKS TO SEASON 4! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6526735

Just the Bible Bits 3: Part 1 04/16/2018

Just the Bible Bits 3: Part 1 It's here! Chow down with your ears on the first half of Leviticus. Featuring the voices of: Michael Twitty, Rachel Coleman, Kevin Bernstein, Mark Oppenheimer. Also, SEASON 4! PREMIERES! IN! A! MONTH! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/6479449

41: He Called - Chapters 64-73 09/27/2016

41: He Called - Chapters 64-73 It's here! At long last, it's here! The final episode of Book 3 of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible as a comedy. LEVITICUS IS DONE, MAN! The guest this time around is BJ Kramer, a very cool guy who turns God's never-ending admonition of the Hebrews and surprisingly detailed rules about slaves into very compelling audio. Listen now! Get more at www.omgwtfbible.com, www.twitter.com/omgwtfbible, and . Also, REVIEW THE SHOW! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4697320

40: He Called - Chapters 51-63 06/09/2016

40: He Called - Chapters 51-63 Have you ever wondered what God thinks about the differently-abled? Or which testicular injuries he dislikes the most? Well, look no further, because Rachel Waxman is reading all about it in the month's installment of David Tuchman's brand-new translation of the Hebrew Bible into English. Other highlights include: HOLIDAYS! NOT MUCH ELSE! Be sure to check out MATRIARCH, Rachel's shoe brand, on Kickstarter. And hurry! Buy some shoes before it ends! Get more at www.omgwtfbible.com, www.twitter.com/omgwtfbible, and www.facebook.com/omgbible /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4430057

39: He Called - Chapters 38-50 05/19/2016

39: He Called - Chapters 38-50 Rules! Rules! Rules! Rules! Who doesn't love rules? Especially ones that have led to millennia of persecution? Not me! And not David Tuchman and Stephanie Butnick either, who read soooooooo much in this jam-packed episode of David's delightful new translation of the entire Hebrew Bible, butt stuff included. Get more at www.omgwtfbible.com, www.twitter.com/omgwtfbible, and www.facebook.com/omgbible /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4378594

38: He Called - Chapters 31-37 04/21/2016

38: He Called - Chapters 31-37 Periods! Semen! Mold! Other strange emissions! We've got it all in episode 38 of OMGWTFBIBLE, David Tuchman's own personal translation of the Hebrew Bible. This time around, he's reading with animator, director, and apostate Nina Paley, who is working on a new film called Seder-Masochism and is all about Passover. THIS EPISODE IS GROSS. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4309877

37: He Called - Chapters 28-30 04/08/2016

37: He Called - Chapters 28-30 Now is the time when Mark Oppenheimer, host of Tablet Magazine's "Unorthodox" podcast and writer at a little-known publication called The New York Times, joins David Tuchman to read the part of David's translation of the Hebrew Bible where God talks about skin rashes for a while. Like, a really long while. It is silly how long God talks about rashes. Do you have a Biblical skin rash? Listen and find out! /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4280017

36: He Called - Chapters 23-27 02/29/2016

36: He Called - Chapters 23-27 Did you know locusts are kosher? I know! Totally crazy, isn't it? This month, David Tuchman took a trip to Philadelphia to read about all the animals Jews can't eat (and some they can!) with Kevin Bernstein. It was fun, educational, and involved a lot of circumcision talk. Next show is live at QED Astoria on March 29! Cool!Get more at www.omgwtfbible.com, www.twitter.com/omgwtfbible, and www.facebook.com/omgbible /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4181077

35: He Called - Chapters 13-22 02/04/2016

35: He Called - Chapters 13-22 Yeah, so, Leviticus doesn't get any better. The real fun here is listening to David Tuchman and special guest Rachel Coleman try (and succeed) finding things to make fun of in this gross, organ, blood, and oil-filled episode of his new translation of the Hebrew Bible. /episode/index/show/omgwtfbible/id/4124392

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