One Man Murder Maze

One surly burglar, one devious DM, and one massive maze of murder! The Dungeons and Dragons podcast designed to make you laugh, cry, think, and wheeze. Rikki Simons (from Invader ZIM) and Eric Trueheart (also from Invader ZIM) take you on one man's journey into the strange and hilarious unknown. The DnD podcast for people who don't like parties!

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 7 (of 6) 06/12/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 7 (of 6) Chapter 7 of 6! The climactic conclusion of Horkhauser's quest to save Ozzy without screwing up everything! (Warning: Contains screwing up everything.) /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/19452056

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 6 06/03/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 6 Horkhauser is cornered, with only a ten-year-old barbarian and a loud-mouthed magic dog at his side. Is this the climactic climax of The Caverns of Jef? IS IT? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/19338698

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 5 05/27/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 5 Things get bloody. Blood everywhere! Really, that's all you need to know. Oh yeah, and there's a cave. So that's two things you need to know. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/19258727

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 4 05/20/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 4 Should we tell you about the fight between the killer tree and the gelatinous cube? Or searching the bloody body of a dead muttyn troll for clues? Both sound kind of gross, huh? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/19173851

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 3 05/06/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 3 Horkhauser rides Jef's floating balloon-house to the island of Svintermere, the source of Ozzy's distress signal. But the ghost horse has cursed Horkhauser with a "wibbly-wobbly," and the trees are getting angry. (Does any of this make sense? It doesn't really, does it?) /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/18997160

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 2 04/30/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 2 The one where Horkhauser ruins everything, disappoints everyone, then finds a new purpose in life! #punchmyuncleintheface /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/18918440

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 1 04/21/2021

The Caverns of Jef - Chapter 1 Welcome to Season 3, The Caverns of Jef! So close to returning home, Horkhauser is ambushed by the mysterious but clunky Jef, the stealthiest giant muttyn troll you've ever met, and he has a potentially violent proposition for him. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/18815681

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 6 04/03/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 6 Pinned down in the dairy, Horkhauser has one last chance to save the giant cow from destruction! But what if it was [SPOILER] all along?! The Great Cow Chase comes to its creamy conclusion! (This episode is back from the phantom zone, where Libsyn destroys everything good.) /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/18588353

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 5 02/12/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 5 A dairy under seige! A kind-of-useless old dwarf! A trap of unlimited expletives! And a desperate plan to hop dimensions and drive a tractor to victory! Horkhauser... ASSEMBLE! /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/17930246

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 4 02/05/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 4 The cow is overrun with battling Bonks, the "Security Room" just makes you feel comforted, and Horkhauser's only ally is a grouchy dwarf as the giant dairy marches slowly to its own destruction. This all makes, right? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/17840459

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 3 01/30/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 3 Having been captured by the Bonks, Horkhauser now has to-- WTF?! GIANT SPIDER!! SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF FUGNUGGETS A SERIOUSLY SCARY GIANT F*CKING SPIDER!!! /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/17746088

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 2 01/23/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 2 Lost in a wasteland of trash and spiders, Horkauser finds... Does it matter? Seriously, a wasteland of trash and spiders is awesome! What more do you need? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/17656397

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 1 01/16/2021

The Great Cow Chase - Chapter 1 It's season 2 and the Great Cow Chase begins when Horkhauser is hijacked by a mysterious figure from his mysterious past* with a mysterious mission involving a mysteriously teleporting cow. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/17569097

Burbi's Last Burble 08/23/2020

Burbi's Last Burble The season finale! Horkhauser has one last-ditch chance to beat Busbi Burbi and restore the plate to its rightful place. He'll just need a tractor... /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15724436

Hork the Knife 08/15/2020

Hork the Knife After a riddle match with a tentacled eyeball, Horkhauser finds himself in the nerve center of the villainous Busbi Burbi -- a tacky restaurant with live entertainment. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15623786

Gen Con Special - Curse of the Awful Green Horse 08/04/2020

Gen Con Special - Curse of the Awful Green Horse Our special episode for Gen Con Online 2020! /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15485339

Follow the Yellow Book Road 07/31/2020

Follow the Yellow Book Road With the tsunami bearing down on them, Grimtankerous throws Horkhauser in a rowboat with instructions to point toward the shore and start rowing! /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15431696

Big Grim Boat 07/17/2020

Big Grim Boat Now Horkhauser has partnered with Grimtankerous, and they're off to sea on his mysterious ship, but when demons rise from the sea and-- Wait, is this too spoilery? Forget we said anything. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15250925

Grim Flabdango 07/10/2020

Grim Flabdango In the secret caves below the woods, Horkhauser seems to have found Grimtankerous. Or part of him, anyway. The only thing standing between him and success is a giant screaming mound of flesh. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15160913

Soccer Wasps 07/01/2020

Soccer Wasps Horkhauser seems to have escaped from the town of cowards, but now he faces a dangerous, action-packed journey through a dark forest where monsters and insects are locked in deadly, sportsman-like conflict. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/15046295

Ham City Blues 06/24/2020

Ham City Blues Still trapped in the town of cowards, Horkhauser must negotiate with Cliver Flear -- the ham wizard and author of terrible novels -- to find the secret to escaping. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14954333

Town of Cowards 06/19/2020

Town of Cowards After escaping a strange one-eyed monster in the jungle, Horkhauser finds himself trapped in a town populated entirely by cowards, and his only hope is the secretive wizard inside the ham mill. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14884490

Booty-Jukin' Jabberwockies 06/11/2020

Booty-Jukin' Jabberwockies Horkhauser seems closer than ever to reaching the fabled Restaurant, but now he must contend with a pair of hungry Jabberwockies. And what is this mysterious message from the past? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14790491

Ride the Eyeball 05/27/2020

Ride the Eyeball Horkhauser takes a ride on a magical eyeball, and wonders if he's stuck in someone else's dream, and if he'll ever stop dropping f-bombs. /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14594882

A Ladder to Sadness 05/20/2020

A Ladder to Sadness Has Horkhauser really reached the maze? After a dangerous journey through a land of mushroom men, our surly reverse-burglar has to talk his way past an explosive-happy mock griffin to gain entry. But will he take a ladder to happiness... or sadness? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14499950

Too Many Pigs 05/13/2020

Too Many Pigs Surly Reverse-Burglar Horkauser's journey to the Maze continues! But can he face down an angry furniture-wielding mob with a Wand of Too Many Pigs? /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14405648

The Rain of Chairs 04/27/2020

The Rain of Chairs The Surly Legend Begins! Indentured servant and "reverse burglar" Horkhauser is sent on an epic quest to return a plate to the restaurant inside a lost museum. But first he will have to face THE RAIN OF CHAIRS! /episode/index/show/onemanmurdermaze/id/14155763

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