Overnight Underground News Blip
The Overnight Underground News Blip. Mostly... Real news. Mostly... updated daily news quick blip.
info_outline Overnight Underground Mar 13 2019 03/13/2019
Overnight Underground Mar 13 2019 Manafort gets more jail time and more bad news & maybe a Trump pardon. Boeing 737 Max get grounded worldwide. Venezuela just can't catch a break and neither can the UK. NYPD discovers an amazing new use for police body cams.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Mar 03/12/2019
Overnight Underground News Mar Brits may try a second Brexit. Pelosi says no to Trump impeachment. AOC like you know, whatever. Wait, rich people pay to have their kids succeed in life?! Rupert Murdoch and Elizabeth Warren become very strange bedfellows.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Mar 11 2019 03/11/2019
Overnight Underground News Mar 11 2019 Trump issues budget and asks for billions for border wall. Demo's pick Milwaukee for beer, ah convention. Power blackouts continue in Venezuela. Trump hates darkness or daylight. Bieber is depressed. Jameson whiskey bacon maple syrup pancakes... that is all.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Mar 8 2019 03/08/2019
Overnight Underground News Mar 8 2019 Manafort and Manning both in the clink. Jobs hit a brick wall. Venezuela goes dark and blames it on US. Best Korea is blowing stuff up again. Knife crime in UK blamed on porn and video games. Vegas goes all in for ranch dressing. Town elects goat as mayor.
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Overnight Underground News Blip 03-06-19 The House Democrats in an uproar over Anti Semitism vote. Kim is playing with his erector set again. R Kelly cries on national TV. Pay TV is dying. Ban the balloons! Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook to become privacy focused (hahahahahha...)
info_outline Overnight Underground News Mar 03/05/2019
Overnight Underground News Mar Hillary & Bloomberg bow out of 2020, Alabama could be in for more severe weather. SF rent is too dam high and men are underpaid at Google. The coming porn ban in the UK & Mel B gets her private parts scraped to remove traces of her ex.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Blip Mar 4 2019 03/04/2019
Overnight Underground News Blip Mar 4 2019 Trump swore in front of a HUGE Republican crowd, I shoot you not! Free speech and all that. Bernie runs on the platform he is not Trump. Trump has more trouble coming from The House. Spending is down, Victoria's Secret goes bust, Seal eats loaf of bread & spend a day in the park.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 29 2019 03/01/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 29 2019 The fire is gone between Trump and Kim. BiBi & Trudeau under the gun. Pakistan & India take a chill pill. 20 bucks to cross a bridge. Standoff ended with a slice. AOC eats lunch next to a hamburger. The taxman cometh, for you dog.
info_outline Overnight Underground Feb 28 2019 02/27/2019
Overnight Underground Feb 28 2019 Cohen says many not nice things about our commander in cheeto. Trump and Kim Vietnam holiday day two. Pakistan and India take one step closer to all out war. Oprah lost a ton, of money in Weight Watchers. John Wayne Airport may change its name, partner. HS Students get their drunk on at the grocery store & Always tip the delivery guy.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 27 2019 02/27/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 27 2019 India & Pakistan go at it. Cohen gets ready to rat. Trump & Kim's Vietnam lovenest. US to invade Venezuela? Your smart device could soon start turning you in to the cops & The latest thing to feel guilty about? Toilet Paper.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 26 2019 02/26/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 26 2019 Ahead of the N Korea summit, Kim's imposter gets the boot. AOC thinks young-uns' maybe shouldn't have kids, but she get's her own comic book! Trump has another sexual misconduct accuser. Under 200 grand is not middle class in San Fran. Oh no, not again.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 25 2019 02/25/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 25 2019 Kim and Trump get ready for their second meeting, this time Vietnam. Texas judge rules the military can draft women. It could be time to wag the dog in Venezuela. Michigan woman impersonates Neuman & Don't call the cops if your drug dealer rips you off... seriously, we haver to tell you this again!
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 21 2019 02/21/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 21 2019 Jussie Smollett is in police custody and boy, what a clusterfluck. The Coast Guard has its very own terrorist. Roseanne Barr calls AOC a bunch of bad words. Naked peanut butter slathered dog park guy is a thing now & lessons for men on how to shave their tackle.
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Overnignt Underground News Feb 15 2019 Trump heads straight for the wall with national emergency. RBG is back at the bench. Trump gets a contender for Republican 2020 primary. Bobbitt returns on Amazon & we have a doorbell licker problem in Merica'.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 14 2019 02/14/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 14 2019 Happy Valentines day you're destroying the planet! Florida school hires armed vets to protect school. The Jussie Smollett story gets stranger by the day. Apple exec in charge of insider trading, well you probably already guessed it. Online service agreements are unreadable. Cows get a Tender like app.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 12 2019 02/12/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 12 2019 The border war between Trump and Beto. Freshman lawmakers causing headaches on Capitol Hill. Internet tax in Georgia may be on the way. Chicago most corrupt city in Nation. Katy Perry's alleged racist shoes and don't call the cops if your stash is missing.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 7 2019 02/07/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 7 2019 Blackface mania takes over Old Dominion. NYPD takes aim at Google. You just can't lick Florida lawmakers, well maybe you can. Millennials like music from the last century better and Ozzy checks in to the Hospital.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Feb 6th 2019 02/06/2019
Overnight Underground News Feb 6th 2019 Can Trump tie a tie? Will Warren want wampum? Is Beto a looser? Will Venezuela get its cheeseburgers? Karl Marx... a turning a profit in his vandalized grave. All ahead on the Overnight Underground News Blip.
info_outline Overnight Underground News Jan 31 2019 01/31/2019
Overnight Underground News Jan 31 2019 Hell freezes over. In DC the Straw Police are coming for your sippy cups. Howard Schultz says the Democrats need to cut back on their caffeine and whatever you do, don't say anything that might offend the terrorists.