Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000

Join Mat and Wes on Passive Aggressive, a quest to be the most juvenile waste of time there is on the internet! Find us on your favourite podcast app, Instagram or Discord, all the links are here: https://linktr.ee/passiveaggressivepod

189: Most Valuable Primate 10/26/2025

189: Most Valuable Primate By god, Passive Aggressive 189 will go down in history as ONE OF THE BEST! Take a listen to the lads talk about the concept of time, the misinformation around fart world records, a chimp movie based on a very familiar premise and a plane load of precious cargo goes down in the Brazilian jungle. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/38781100

188: They Got Razor Again 10/12/2025

188: They Got Razor Again It's episode 188 and we are feeling GREAT (we just drunk an ice break and watched Showgirls) This episode has Mat talking up his fave insta account, an ice hockey side line reporter is in the thick of the action, we take a look at how Queensland sperm banks are run and innovative potential television or pre-meditated murder? YOU MAKE THE CALL! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/38551915

187: Big Trouble in Little Aldi 10/05/2025

187: Big Trouble in Little Aldi Everyone is in for a treat this episode as McClintock Omnitec unveil a new product and Mat unveils a new segment! Along with that, the fellas talk upstaging a plane crash and deliberate on some NASA themed spicy meatballs. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/38463815

186: The Check Cleared 09/28/2025

186: The Check Cleared We are back, with BIG announcements, BIG segments and BIG (the Tom Hanks movie) on DVD! We hit the ground running this episode with Mat gettting hit with an epiphany, we check out the recent news in the "fake seizure guy" drama, criticise the Medical Practitioners Tribunal and get stuck into the Sunglasses portion in the construction of the WORLD'S BEST OUTFIT. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/38380470

185: Is That You Horton? 08/17/2025

185: Is That You Horton? It's time to strap in and listen up, Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000 EPISODE 185 IS HERE!!! The Shit List is back and Coles is in the firing line! Along with that, the 5000 boys talk the return of the Queef Queen, a lady who overdoses on farts, a on-air radio gaff for the ages and we take a look at the Schwartzenegger children (legitimate and otherwise) OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37650120

184: Dingers and Deodorant 08/10/2025

184: Dingers and Deodorant My fellow Australians, prepare yourself for the best podcast in the history ACCORDING TO ME. We talk who can and can't be a pimp, Mat prepares to do his civic duty, a Police Chief with a unique leadership style, the worst car accident ever and an MRI machine claims another victim. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37650000

183: Keep It Short, Stay Out of Court 08/03/2025

183: Keep It Short, Stay Out of Court From the shadows of the future, WE ARE BACK! Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000 straight up lied about being on holidays, we are back doing what we do best- TALKING ABOUT HATS. Along with that we chat about badly named martial arts establishments, Mat's trip to Adelaide and WNBA dildos. The future is a wonderful place!! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37649965

182: The Interstate Goodwill, Ultimate Crossover and Power Queef Simulcast 07/13/2025

182: The Interstate Goodwill, Ultimate Crossover and Power Queef Simulcast It's the crossover that is bigger than Ivan Milat's appearance on Acropolis Now! It's DVG, Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000, Ben Saches from Toy Power Podcast, and the hunkiest hunk: Big Brody Marshall all in the same place at the same time! This will be one for the history books and proves once and for all that podcasters are the most important people on earth. WORSHIP US!!! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37392625

181: Jack Zeppelin 07/06/2025

181: Jack Zeppelin BACK ONCE AGAIN TO TAKE UP SPACE ON THE INTERNET!! My fellow Australians, I did have an ENTIRE episode planned but this whole pod is taken up by discussion on my ideas for potential Jason Statham films. There is a brief bit at the start where we don't discuss Jason Statham, I sincerely apologise. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37101995

180: Dino Nuggies and Raspberry Bullets 06/29/2025

180: Dino Nuggies and Raspberry Bullets Episode 180 has snuck up, put the TAZ-mission hold on us and PUT US TOO SLEEP!! While we are out, we dream of the following stuff- the mysteries of jury duty, the Australian Space Program gets stuffed up in the most Aussie way possible, a pointless advance in contact lenses tech, the suprising list of banned names and Fartbag Returns!! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37101935

179: The Macho Man Section 06/22/2025

179: The Macho Man Section Like sands through the hourglass, SO IS THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PODCAST 5000! Strap in, hold on and clench for your life as the 5000 crew disseminate some of the following topics: Mat complaining about a cancelled wrestling show, Emily interupting the show, the unthinkable happens to a bloke tossing a coin, how much would it take to totally sell out and a seven year medical condition blamed on a fart. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/37101860

178: The Ballarat Bugle 06/08/2025

178: The Ballarat Bugle The future is a wonderful and amazing place, why not make it even better by listening to Passive aggressive 5000 episode 178! Join us as we dive into talking points such as: peoples boring arse dreams, Mat's repeat attempt to get into the newspaper business, an Australian porno controversy and Gwyneth Paltrow's whack off guru gets in legal strife concerning her sex cult. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36764275

177: Microscopic Masterclass 06/01/2025

177: Microscopic Masterclass That's not how you make porridge OR A PODCAST!!!! The boys put their heads and dongs together to bring you episode 177!! (Hold for Applause) Topics include: the 34th anniversary of ICE-T's Original Gangsta album, Virat Kholi makes a mistake on socials, Janet Jackson gets paid, Live sperm racing, what is a Lozenge and is YMCA a gay anthem? (Hold for Applause) OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36702320

176: Future Crack 05/25/2025

176: Future Crack Passive Aggressive 5000 is back baby and taking no prisoners (which is a violation of the Geneva Convention) Mat, Wes and Engineer Steve unpack the unseemly world of infomercial hosts, a man who married a mannequin and starts a mannequin family, the next step in the world of the one man band and we check in on the legend Pauly who is having trouble with his shopping list. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36701720

175: Clam Installation 05/11/2025

175: Clam Installation By crikey, this is a landmark moment in sports as Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000 episode 175 hits the web-o-sphere! The fellas talk Tubi, the rising star of Robert Bronzi, a man with half a head, a cop that turns to porn and spooky arse twins who speak in unison. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36320910

174: El Wacko 05/04/2025

174: El Wacko Holy paranoid android, this is the most futuristic podcast yet with the invention of the secret sound competition! Not only that, we talk the latest in Bear Attacks, morons falling down their own front steps and 2K stiffs found under a Tasmanian school hockey field! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36320670

173: Rotisserie Chicken 04/27/2025

173: Rotisserie Chicken Episode 173 is stepping from a time portal and saying "live with me if you want to come"!! We talk annoying our spouses, a bold claim from the King of Kebabs, Aunty C hits us with harsh reality, a jizz factory explodes and a cameraman gets what he deserves. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/36320240

172: A Bit Of Fun 04/13/2025

172: A Bit Of Fun Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000 is powering forward into the future at light speed! Mat, Wes and Engineer Steve all look through the microscope to examine the following topics: the cooking/thirst trap combo phenomenon, a lady who is dealing with a money problem and wants it fixed now, Mat's recent foray into being a musical genius and a city wide crime rampage that features graffitti, a nandos ram raid along with Grandma chiming in. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35916645

171: Schlong Black 04/06/2025

171: Schlong Black The future is a wonderous place my fellow Australians, experience it in all its techno-glory with Passive Aggressive episode 171! The 5000 crew get stuck into a laundry list of messed up topics including: a bloke eating a roast chook a day for a year, the return of Gamertag Madness and Headlines, NT News Style, and the eternal question- "Zooper Doopers or Cyclones?" OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35916595

170: Bogan Scientist 03/30/2025

170: Bogan Scientist HELLO FROM THE FUTURE YOU BASTARDS! Episode 170 is the gold standard of profanity and bad behaviour! Listen as Mat, Wes and Engineer Steve take a look at developments in the Raygun crime dynasty, the reasons behind Paulies electrified chook, exciting news in the Maxibon sphere and the life of a bloke who had the same name as a certain WW2 dictator. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35916270

169: The Phantom Rissole 03/09/2025

169: The Phantom Rissole Episode 169 is so futuristic it won't be in fashion for another 87 years. Get ahead of the trend right now! This one covers the scientific anomalies presented by a bloke microwaving KFC, a brand new batch of FART BAG entries, the etiquette of shitting yourself at a music concert, patting alligators and why you SHOULDN'T and chaos in Zimbabwe and the condom shortage crisis continues. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35448035

168: Aussie Michael Jackson 03/02/2025

168: Aussie Michael Jackson Passive Aggressive Podcast 5000 episode 168 is in business! Huge topics are addressed and put to bed such as: Mat's thoughts on the latest Nicole Kidman news, what is crossing the line when it comes to sports tactics, the latest weird film find on Tubi and Sex Robots- Where are they? OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35447860

167: Guru Nudge 02/23/2025

167: Guru Nudge Fresh off the assembly line, shiny as hell and chock full of upgrades- it's the new and improved PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PODCAST 5000, with thanks to McClintock/Omnitec! In this episode Mat talks about what he has done in his time off and how he came up with the idea for the rebranding, we delve into the MAILSACK, Mat and Wes get reacquainted with the F-FILES and Mat regails us with his adventures in Queensland and AEW Grand Slam! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/35391760

166: This is a Crunchie House 12/22/2024

166: This is a Crunchie House Merry Christmas and all that shit! Enjoy eating too much and then listen to the rambling of 3 idiots. It's the pefect way to end the year! Mat, Stu and Kris return and discuss the best way to advertise on social media, we get into the long awaited Snackwatch showdown special, we talk Tubi and the never talked about film classic Shout at the Devil, plus we announce all the winners in the 2024 Fart Bag awards! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/34479520

165: Brown Elbow 12/16/2024

165: Brown Elbow THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!! Unfortunately for them the town is Ballarat but it's good news for us as Kris and Stu make their triumphant return! Without breaking stride all the boys talk the Jamie Foxx/P.Diddy scandal, tweaking the rules of combat sports, reading smut in the most public way possible and rejoice in the return of RURAL GOOFS! OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/34384935

164: Where's the Spice? 12/08/2024

164: Where's the Spice? Please enjoy episode 164, it was made with 100% pure steroids and Ribena! This high octane episode contains news about bananas and how scary they are, some notable soap opera death scenes, Christopher Walken, and etiquette when pooping during a triathlon. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/34188630

163: Lube Baron 12/01/2024

163: Lube Baron Episode 163 has just fallen through the roof and right onto your 3000 piece jigsaw puzzle you were one piece away from finishing! Ruining your day with the following topics: why laughing at Alex Jones is important, the rare double knee blowout, pickleball finally does something that isn't annoying AF and we go back in time to find out What kind of shit is that? OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/34170050

162: Mass Horseplay Event 11/24/2024

162: Mass Horseplay Event Mass hysteria will surely ensue when the contents of Passive Aggressive 162 are heard! Contained within this episode: we hear tale of Harrison Okene who was stuck in a sunken underwater boat for 3 days, try to figure out whats the deal with Jesse Spencer, marvel at Nelly Furtado and take a closer look at the 2015 Melbourne Darts Riot. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/34024532

161: Spouting Off 11/17/2024

161: Spouting Off Episode 161 will go down in the annals of history as the moment the world finally entered in one consiousness and realised: "Dave Dobbyn should of had more than one hit" In this episode Mat wonders why he can't see Megalopolis in his local cinema, ponders about the Australian Mens Netballs teams pre-game dance performance, contemplates about a new variation of a dreaded disease and reflects on news concerning Nth Korean soldiers new found freedom on the Urkrainian front. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/33957162

160: Bit of Robbery 11/10/2024

160: Bit of Robbery Whoa Nelly!!! Not only is it a great album, it perfectly sums up the energy of episode 160! Talking points include the best cinematic t-shirts, Al Pacino's phone case, kebab royalty on the Gold Goast, an Australian diplomatic scandal in New Zealand and the best bloke to have in your Neighbourhood Watch. OUR DISCORD: OUR YOUTUBE: OUR E-MAIL: OUR MERCH ON REDBUBBLE: OUR INSTAGRAM: /episode/index/show/passiveaggressivepodcast/id/33823797

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