Pick Up The Needle

Inside a small cabin by a lake, with lyrics as their guide, Mr. H and Mr. M interpret hit songs from their record collections and create outrageous storylines around them. Gettin' loose with the breakdown at the pickup! Please subscribe to our show!

ROXANNE 09/01/2021

ROXANNE Mr. H and Mr. M close out Season 3 in Paris, France. Eccentric Playboy 'Mssr. Stung' has called in a missing persons report and detectives 'Starsky' and 'Hutch' hit the streets. Special guest appearances from T.J. Miller and Dustin Chafin. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/20328812

BANGKOK 08/15/2021

BANGKOK Mr. H and Mr. M spend a night to remember in Thailand with 'Murray,' 'Jean Claude,' 'Yul' and 'Anna.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/20143544

WHO 08/01/2021

WHO Mr. H and Mr. M are in the 'Land Down Under' with 'Angus' and 'Dundee' on a quest for the meaning of life. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/19984388

ON 07/15/2021

ON Mr. H and Mr. M are pursuing dreams in Palm Springs with 'Tyler' and his nurse 'Janie' for the 'American Senior Idol' contest at 'Wrinklies.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/19787987

LOOSELY 07/01/2021

LOOSELY Mr. H and Mr. M are at 'Jackie's Survivor Gun Range' in Jacksonville, FL. with brothers 'Frank' and 'Jeff Don' getting ready for the big high stakes skeet contest at 'Skynyrd's Rock-N-Roll Cowboy Amusement Park.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/19663541

ESCAPE 06/15/2021

ESCAPE Mr. H and Mr. M explore retired life and all of its (extracurricular) activities in Cabo San Lucas with 'Lee' and 'Sandy.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/19471742

BAD 06/01/2021

BAD Mr. H and Mr. M are back for Season 3 in Memphis, TN. 'Leroy' is busted and 'Flo' needs her rent. 'Leroy' enters the first ever 'Love Me Tender BBQ Contest' at The Peabody Memphis with help from new friend 'Franklin.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/19306340

SLOW 05/01/2021

SLOW Mr. H and Mr. M are in Louisville, Ky. with gambling buddies Jack Daniels and Jim Beam for the great American experience that is the Kentucky Derby. Bigwig maneuvering and a new drug on the market make this a Derby to remember. This may or may not be good for the horses. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/18930992

HURRICANE 08/15/2020

HURRICANE Mr. H and Mr. M wrap Season Two with Munich Polka band 'Winds of Change' at New Orleans' 'Southern Motherland Polka, Brat and Sauerkraut Fest.' The 'Storm of the Century' hits and features Nude Hang Gliding, Strange Southern Hospitality and a Joint Rescue by Sean Penn and Angela Merkel involving a Zeppelin! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/15604517

TIME 08/01/2020

TIME Mr. H and Mr. M invite you to the 'Paradise Theater Bar and Grill' in Milwaukee, WI. We've got a Robot bartender, the brew is cold and it's 'Inventor Happy Hour' all day long! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/15428336

WELCOME 07/15/2020

WELCOME Mr. H and Mr. M are on 'Safari' in the Congo with 'Col. Adam,’ his snake ‘Kaa,’ assistant ‘Mowgli' and client ‘Eve' from Atlanta. Fueled by Ostrich stew and aided by ‘Tarzan,' they attempt to raid a diamond mine which is guarded by the 'GNR Rebels.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/15189050

SMOKE 07/01/2020

SMOKE Mr. H and Mr. M are at The Montreux Casino for 'The Magic Convention of The Year' with 'Harry' and 'Zed.' Also in town are Frank Zappa, the Family Von Trapp, The Rolling Stones Mobile and Deep Purple. It's fire, smoke and chaos as imagined from Dec. 4th 1971. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/15026960

SUMMERTIME 06/15/2020

SUMMERTIME Mr. H and Mr. M tag along with 'Mongo' and 'R.T.' to Virginia, Beach for one last Summer of fun before 'Mongo' ships out to Vietnam. After s'mores and weenies at the campfire with 'Cassandra' and 'Electra,' they head into town and encounter an Anti-War Demonstration led by 'Cat Stevenson.' /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/14829995

HOTEL 06/01/2020

HOTEL Mr. H and Mr. M accompany weary pornography salesman ‘Stanley' as he travels across the desert. ‘Chanel’s' hotel shimmers in the distance and she's hosting an 'Eyes Wide Shut' party. Promise of a mystery beast feast and voices from far away entice ‘Stanley' to join in the spirit but he can never leave! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/14636801

HEAT 05/15/2020

HEAT Mr. H and Mr. M are at 'Dragon’s Discotheque' in Miami Beach, Florida for 'DJ Wing’s Devastating Disco Dance Off.' ‘Rick’s’ girl ‘Valerie’ is late so ‘Kiki’ steps in. Fast forward to the Asian suburbs of St. Petersburg where spring rolls and quarters are no match for Mai Tai’s and bangin’! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/14423324

START 05/01/2020

START Mr. H and Mr. M launch Season 2 from beautiful Waco, Tx. where legendary U.K. daredevil 'J.J. Flash' is in town on his book signing tour with his notorious mechanic 'Heath Richards.' After a sign from ‘The Lamb of God,’ ‘J.J.’ decides to make the jump of a lifetime! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/14187788

BARRACUDA 04/15/2020

BARRACUDA For the Season 1 Finale, Mr. H and Mr. M head to SeaWorld San Diego and find out trainers ‘Chelsea’ and ‘Carol’ have switched to a plant-based diet for the fishes. ‘Corkey’ has been sent from Corporate to sort out the mess but this is a job for Aqua Man. Avoid the ciguatera! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/13991351

PEACE 04/01/2020

PEACE Mr. H and Mr. M are in Greater New England. Enjoy a stroll along the wharf with some brewskis, clam chowders and a couple of lads looking toward the future. Take a look ahead! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/13783052

SUGAR 03/15/2020

SUGAR Mr. H and Mr. M are hanging with 'Nigel,' who lives in his mom's basement. 'Nigel' likes sugar and videos. 'Mom' is treating him to a Birthday date with 'Missy Innocent' at 'Leo Leopard's Scoop of Ages Hipster Ice Cream Parlor.' Saccharine! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/13548011

WAYWARD 03/01/2020

WAYWARD Mr. H and Mr. M join 'Chef Louie' and his patron ‘Dorothy' from Topeka, Ks. who are hand selected to compete in 'The Food Challenge Supreme’ for a chance to win a food truck and a Camaro. There’s Prairie Chicken, celebration tattoos, a trans nemesis, Fried Blue Whale Balls with CBD Oil, Famous Kansas Lake Trout and a “win at all costs” attitude. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/13354613

BLINDED 02/15/2020

BLINDED Mr. H and Mr. M join the kids at the Amusement Park in Silicon Valley for some drag racing. Deuces are wild and hormones are pumpin'. There's Lionel the diplomat, some gambling, wood popping, a secret carny strip club and lots of chopsticks. No monkeys were harmed on this show but a calliope was destroyed. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/13131533

SHOT 02/01/2020

SHOT Mr. H and Mr. M join the 'Scamboni' Party rehearsal dinner in the Keystone State. Bridesmaid 'Lola' has too much blow and Dom Perignon and goes off the rails. There's a secret hotel jail, steamed fish, and lots of bathroom trips at the Howard Johnson's. Hangover shaming, room service, golf, Xanax and episodes of 'Jersey Shore' complete the weekend. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12969506

REIGN 01/15/2020

REIGN Mr. H and Mr. M get involved with local civics to help desperate farmer 'Simon' and his cows and crops. They take a wild ride with mythological Thor from the Justice League to do some cloud seeding before joining the big parade in 'Shitsburg' to celebrate H2O and all of it's delights. Science, sweat-love threesomes, garbage bags and jetpacks! Oh My! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12740846

DREAM 01/01/2020

DREAM Like a couple of hobo's, Mr. H and Mr. M hop a train and accompany 'Sleepy Jerry' to Black Rock City, Nevada. On this quest for sleep, they encounter swami's, hippies, yaks, toads and a big smelly rainbow as they burn down a yurt in a funky astral plane! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12563864

RUNNIN' 12/15/2019

RUNNIN' Mr. H and Mr. M head out with 'Sly Joe,' who's over the simple life and ready to run to Vegas with his knapsack full of stealin's. Girls, Jägerbombs, flannel shirts, Mephistopheles and a run for office await. But ya gotta call mom first. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12379865

LOOSE 12/01/2019

LOOSE Mr. H and Mr. M experience freedom with 'Bozo' the rodeo clown/astronaut. After therapy, our hero is set free from 'Lydia' the stripper to run around, live some dreams and fly into space. He soon discovers it can be quite lonely out in the Universe. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12233651

HOT 11/15/2019

HOT Mr. H and Mr. M have a wild night on the town in Amazing Amarillo, Tx. with local bad boy 'Wade.' There's trouble with the law, swooning ladies, hospital visits and nightclubbing. Also, methamphetamines, boner pills, booze, a goat, the CDC and breakfast at Denny's. /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/12049928

RIDE 11/01/2019

RIDE Mr. H and Mr. M are on the run. Watch out for tumbleweeds and roadrunners and by all means stay away from the Mayor's daughter. Buckle up! /episode/index/show/pickuptheneedle/id/11875508

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