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Best Of Season 1 – Volume 2 02/25/2022

Best Of Season 1 – Volume 2 Dare you enter the Cocktagon?! Please enjoy another collection of some of Paul's favourite stories from the first season of The Pen Is Mightier - featuring performances by Clare Blackwood, Maddox Campbell, Kat Letwin, Matt McCready, Rebecca Reeds, and Velvet Wells. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/22254830

Season 2, Episode 5 – Rivals 02/11/2022

Season 2, Episode 5 – Rivals It's a crossover episode! Featuring the creators of pop-culture review podcast Rude Dude Takedowns: Bridget Cann (MCU Improvised, Rude Dude Takedowns), Candace Meeks (My Immortal: The Webseries, Rude Dude Takedowns), Chris Middleton (CBC, Rude Dude Takedowns). This week, the panel learns about the etymology of the word “Garfussy,” figures out how many companies can sue the show because of a single story, and the Rude Dudes renew their rivalry with a famous Hollywood director. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/22101359

Season 2, Episode 4 – Wish 01/28/2022

Season 2, Episode 4 – Wish Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish, Caverns & Comedians), Tuong La (Podcavern), and Alex Nursall (Parkdale Haunt). The panel discusses what constitutes a "medium" level of gratuity, learns how to make a planet climax, and guesses the flavour of Prince Eric's dick. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21932222

126 - Top 5 Fictional Robots 01/21/2022

126 - Top 5 Fictional Robots /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21855458

Best Of Season 1 – Volume 1 01/14/2022

Best Of Season 1 – Volume 1 Dare you enter the Cocktagon?! Please enjoy a collection of some of Paul's favourite stories from the first season of The Pen Is Mightier - featuring performances by Jon Blair, Andrew Bushell, Bridget Cann, Taylor Davis, Erin Pim, and Carley Thorne. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21775076

Season 2, Episode 3 – The Christmas Special 12/17/2021

Season 2, Episode 3 – The Christmas Special Featuring Antony Hall (CBC's Ming's Dynasty, Book It Vince!), Simon McCamus (The Second City, Fake Cops), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). It’s our Christmas Special! This week the panel discusses whether Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, gets treated to a startlingly clever rundown of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s filmography, and learns about the true meaning of Jizzmas from Ebenezer Splooge. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21518213

Season 2, Episode 2 – Destiny 12/03/2021

Season 2, Episode 2 – Destiny Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Rachel Manson (What We Do In The Shadows, NOW Toronto), and Zoe Towne (EP Mint & Roses, Ouija Shark). This week, the panel discusses which Pokémon look like genitalia, competes to invent the best McDonald’s-themed innuendo, and gets to enjoy another of Garfield’s manliest adventures. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21368321

Season 2, Episode 1 – The Post-Halloween Special 11/19/2021

Season 2, Episode 1 – The Post-Halloween Special Featuring Taylor Davis (Parkdale Haunt, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival), Kat Letwin (1623,Good Morning Tonight), and Cassie Pyatt (Paw Patrol, Babar and the Adventures of Badou). In the debut of Season 2, the panel discusses what everyone did (or didn’t do) on Halloween, what sexual escapades would result from a Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers crossover, and which of our competitors has inescapable “Stanley-Tucci-energy.” /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/21220010

Interlude 2 – Web Of Lovers 03/05/2021

Interlude 2 – Web Of Lovers Featuring Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo). In this mini-episode, Paul shares his love of Spider-Man via one of the many web-slinging adventures he's saved over the years - learn which is the sexiest item of clothing, and also where Spider-Man learned some of his oral talents. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/18196628

Episode 17 – Games 02/26/2021

Episode 17 – Games Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Takedowns, MCU Improvised), Rob Lewin (Bad Dog Featured Players, Second City FamCo), and Janelle McGuinness (Steeltown Gaming). This week, the panel heals the rift between communism and capitalism, converts the show into an accent-coaching clinic, and discovers what happens when Bridget has 60 minutes to write some porn. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/18101480

Interlude 1 – Sonic’s Ultimate Harem 02/19/2021

Interlude 1 – Sonic’s Ultimate Harem Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award Winner). In our first mini-episode, Paul cracks into his personal collection of fan fiction, and shares chapter 226 of "Sonic's Ultimate Harem" with two of the show's past champions. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/18006494

Episode 16 – Love (Valentine’s Day Special) 02/12/2021

Episode 16 – Love (Valentine’s Day Special) Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton, Late Night In Canada), Emma Decorte (Hilary Duff Fan Club, Ultimate Fan Fiction Championship), and Candace Meeks (Rude Dude Takedowns, My Immortal: The Webseries). This week, the panel figures out the mechanics of Spongebob's penis, reimagines Cupid as a thirsty troublemaker, and gets "actually horny" hearing about dinosaur genitals. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17921189

Episode 15 – Past 01/29/2021

Episode 15 – Past Featuring Korri Birch (Good News Toronto), Emilie Overton (Blood Relations), and Brie Watson (The Second City, Improv Niagara). This week, the panel debates who would win a rap battle in the Shrek universe, which Game of Thrones characters are "attainable," and the most dramatic voting round yet. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17733341

Episode 14 – Experiment 01/22/2021

Episode 14 – Experiment Featuring Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish), Axandre Lemours (Beowulf In Afghanistan, Honey Dew Me), and Craig Scorgie (Just For Laughs, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival). This week, the panel discusses forging your own path with the scientific method, an inter-dimensional ghost orgy, and Spongebob getting sucked off by a snail. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17643596

Episode 13 – Regret 01/15/2021

Episode 13 – Regret Featuring Jon Blair (CBC Radio's Because News, Now More Than Ever), Nkasi Ogbonnah (Second City Mainstage, Untitled Black Sketch Project), and Jason Voulgaris (Shots Fired!, MCU Improvised). This week, the panel tries to get sponsors for the show, learns about drowning in your own piss, and names their first-ever Ultimate Loser. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17560118

Episode 12 – Beginning 01/07/2021

Episode 12 – Beginning Featuring Andrew Bushell (Second City Mainstage, Christmas Catch), Jeff Clark (Clark-Sauce), and Hailey Masterson (MCU Improvised). In our first episode of 2021, the panel discusses how they spent their holidays, trading tickles for oral, and the best way to measure the size of a dinosaur's erection. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17464109

Episode 11 – Holly Jolly (Christmas Special) 12/18/2020

Episode 11 – Holly Jolly (Christmas Special) Featuring Glenys Marshall (Edinburgh Fringe Festival), Erin Pim (The Bed Post Podcast), and Christopher Seeney (Cookie Biscuits, Jack Computer). On the holiday special - and the last episode of 2020 before a seasonal break - the panel discusses which is the sexiest Christmas carol, how many boners Wolverine would have hidden in his hands, and the worst thing to hear in Rudolph’s voice. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17234027

Episode 10 – Unique 12/11/2020

Episode 10 – Unique Featuring Leslie Cserepy (The Improv Punch Up), Brian Edwards (MCU Improvised, Pinky & The Brian), and Grace Smith (I’m Not Mad At You, Things With Cats). The panel competes for the best buzzer noise, and discusses the effect of the Christmas spirit on testicles, while the show gets its first “corpse orgy.” /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17148134

Episode 9 – Talent 12/08/2020

Episode 9 – Talent Featuring Bridget Cann (Rude Dude Take Downs, MCU Improvised), Simon McCamus (The Second City, Fake Cops) and Zoe Towne (EP Mint & Roses, Ouija Shark). The panel experiments with Space Jam ASMR, and figures out the sexiest phrase to hear in a Chicago accent, while Bridget teaches them about the Omegaverse and the final boss of all fanfics, My Immortal. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067752

Episode 8 – Betrayal 12/08/2020

Episode 8 – Betrayal Featuring Robyn Bacon (Fanny Pack Improv), Oliver Georgiou (Syncing Ships) and Rebecca Reeds (SiriusXM, CBC Comedy). The panel discusses Squidward's skin-coloured pants, bee-on-human sex, and getting hot and bothered by Settlers of Catan. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067758

Episode 7 – Firsts 12/08/2020

Episode 7 – Firsts Featuring Marc Hallworth (SiriusXM, Vest of Friends Podcast), Dana Schiemann (Letterkenny, Canadian Air Guitar Champion), and Velvet Wells (Crooner, Holodeck Follies). The panel discusses sports terms for sex, uses math to calculate the relative size of Smurf genitalia, and Marc sings a song written by Garfield. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067761

Episode 6 – Reunited 12/05/2020

Episode 6 – Reunited Featuring Lance Byrd (Three Speed Comedy, The Weaker Vessels), Cassie Pyatt (Paw Patrol, Babar and the Adventures of Badou), and Cameron Wyllie (Vulture.com, Funny or Die). The panel discusses the intimacy of COVID testing, f***ing a mummy into dust, and Professor Moriarty's taint. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067764

Episode 5 – Loss 12/05/2020

Episode 5 – Loss Featuring Geoffrey Cork (The Beaverton, Partytown), Kat Letwin (CBC's The Amazing Gayl Pile, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons) and CJ (Canadian Comedy Award-winner). The panel discusses the existence of a hypothetical "Waluigi's Mansion," the perfect synergy between Star Wars and Pepsi, and being caught off-guard by unexpected sincerity.
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Episode 4 – Spooky Scary (Halloween Special) 12/05/2020

Episode 4 – Spooky Scary (Halloween Special) Featuring Matt McCready (producer, The World's Biggest Improv Tournament), Stephanie Malek (D&D Live, Cardboard Sword Collective) and Ben Sosa Wright (JFL42, NXNE). In this special Halloween episode, the panel discusses the Queen of England's favourite Korn song and homophobic French furries, while feelings get hurt when it comes time to decide this week's winner.
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Episode 3 – Secrets 12/05/2020

Episode 3 – Secrets Featuring Andrea Marston (The Second City, Great Callback), Chris Middleton (Parton & Pearl, Riverdale Rude Dudes), and Carley Thorne (Uber & Klonk, I Be Like). The panel discusses dating during quarantine and taking pride in your clitoris, while registering different flavours of disgust with JK Rowling and Edgar Allan Poe. /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067779

Episode 2 – Cooperation 12/05/2020

Episode 2 – Cooperation Featuring Clare Blackwood (The Beaverton), Maddox Campbell (Break A Wish, Caverns & Comedians), and Cihang Ma (Bob Curry Fellowship, Second City Toronto). This week the panel discusses what makes the most effective compliment, how much of the population of Oz was addicted to drugs, and Cihang's suspicious knowledge of all things pornographic.
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Episode 1 – Trust 12/05/2020

Episode 1 – Trust Host Paul JP welcomes 3 thirsty competitors onto the show, and discussions ensue about whether you can feel safe inside something called The Cocktagon, what exactly "art-porn" is, and how to tell immediately if erotica wasn't written by a woman. Featuring Taylor Davis (2x Audience Choice Award, Toronto Sketch Comedy Festival), Antony Hall (CBC's Ming's Dynasty), and Rachel Manson (FX's What We Do In The Shadows, NOW Toronto). /episode/index/show/podcavern/id/17067785

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